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Okay, these are for school--
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lunch and two snacks--
one to eat, one to trade.
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Oh, and this is
for dinner
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in case your dad makes
that chicken thing
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with the cherries.
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Hello.
Hey.
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Dad!
Hey, pal.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Mind if I use your bathroom?
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Oh.
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I've got to make
a pit stop.
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Not a full pit stop--
just an oil change.
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I'm going to pee.
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So do you like the zipper bags
better than the pinchy kind?
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We don't have to do
the small talk.
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Oh, thank you.
Okay.
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Buddy, put your
backpack on.
Okay.
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Okay, have a good day at school.
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I'll call you tonight
to tell you that I love you
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and to say good night, okay?
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Okay, Mom.
I love you.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Reminds me of my mom.
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Not that you're as old
as my mom.
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My mom is young.
She looks great.
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You look great.
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We're going to go wait
in the car.
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Great, great, great.
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Bye, Mom.
Bye.
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* Oh, baby, I love your way *
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* Every day *
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* Wanna be with you
night and day *
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* Every day. *
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Why are you singing that...?
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Oh, my God.
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You just had sex.
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No, I didn't. I was peeing.
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I thought I made that clear.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's your sex song.
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You always sing it after you...
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perform your act.
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Who are you talking
to, buddy?
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I was there.
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When we were married,
I heard it many, many times.
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And then not so much
at the end.
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All right, so I had sex.
Yep.
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Christine and I have been
dating for over three months.
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You can't be surprised.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm not surprised.
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I mean, I never really
thought about it.
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But, hey, if you want
to jump into the sack
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with the first girl
who comes along,
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be my guest.
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Be... my... guest.
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Actually, she's not the first.
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Right after you and I split up,
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I got one under my belt.
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"Under your belt"?
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What are you, a pirate?
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I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have brought it up.
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Obviously, you haven't had any
and you're a little...
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Anyway, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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We've been divorced
for two years,
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which means you haven't had
sex in...
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just over three years.
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Yikes.
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Okay, for your information,
Richard,
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I have had plenty of sex.
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I don't tell you everything.
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I've had it under my belt.
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Over my belt, around my belt.
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You know, I've pretty much
worn out my belt.
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Really? So plenty of sex?
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Hey, when I gots to have it,
I gots to have it.
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Look, it's not a competition.
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You'll be ready
when you're ready.
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Hey, I'm ready.
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I'm ready right now.
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Then I gots to go.
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I didn't mean from you.
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I got plenty guys coming here
to get some sex...
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All right,
what about the one
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with the mystic tan
and the butterfly clip?
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Yep, I think she's
having sex, too.
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Are you kidding me?
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What about you?
Are you doing it?
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You know, maybe sex
isn't your thing.
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Maybe your thing is more
having awkward conversations
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with your employees.
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Sex used to be my thing.
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God, in fact, senior year
in high school,
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I was a little bit
of a slut.
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That's what I was known for.
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I mean, that and my laugh.
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You do have
a nice laugh.
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Oh, thanks.
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( laughing )
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God, I used to be fun.
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Then I became a mom, you know.
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I used to be
turned on
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by the touch of a man.
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Now I'm turned on
by a sale at Target.
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If I could just get a guy
to touch me at Target,
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I'd be gold.
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So have sex.
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I can't. It's complicated.
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You know, I'd have
to find a boyfriend
who likes kids,
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and then I'd have to make sure
that Ritchie likes him,
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and what if
he has kids?
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I mean, whose house
do we stay over at?
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You don't need to have
a boyfriend to have
sex, Peggy Sue.
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Have a one-night stand.
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Get one under you belt.
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Do you know that you are
the second person
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to use that expression.
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Ever?
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No, not ever.
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God, a one-night stand.
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I wouldn't even know
where to begin.
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I mean, where would I go,
what would I do,
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go to a singles bar?
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You could.
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But that would mean hopping
in a time machine
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and going back to when
singles bars existed.
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Well, I mean,
where do you go?
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I get most of my action
at the grocery store.
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Really?
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'Cause I go
to the Ralph's on Pico
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and it's all skateboarders
and lesbians.
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That Ralph's is dead.
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Try the Whole Foods
on Fairfax.
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I can't remember the last time
I left that place alone.
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I have to say, I feel really
uncomfortable about this.
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Well, I need company.
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It would seem too whorey
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if I came to a grocery store
to pick up a guy alone.
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And bringing your brother
along makes it seem wholesome?
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And why are you
even doing this?
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I just want to feel
like a woman again.
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Help me be a woman
again, Matthew.
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Please don't
make me do that.
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Come on, you're a guy.
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You do this kind
of thing all the time.
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What do I do?
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I don't know.
Just act sexy.
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I can act sexy.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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I'm acting sexy.
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Looks like you're trying to get
a cobra out of a basket.
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Hey, this move killed
for me in the '80s.
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That's great. If a
Duran Duran concert
suddenly breaks out,
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you'll be set.
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All right,
I got it, I got it.
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Here goes.
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Hi. My name is
Christine Campbell.
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I'm divorced, but I get along
great with my ex-husband.
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We're just better as friends.
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Anyway, I'm not crazy.
I'm very stable.
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In fact, I own my own gym.
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It's one of those 30-minute
workout places for women.
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I make decent money, though.
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But most of it goes
to my son's private school.
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But I'm not a snob.
I'm very down to earth.
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I just want what's best
for my son.
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His name is Ritchie,
we live in Mar Vista.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Way to play it cool.
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This is hard.
It doesn't have to be.
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I just think the most
important thing for you
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is going to be let
him do the talking.
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Right.
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Okay, you're right.
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I got it.
I got it this time.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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That was better.
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I am not cut out for this
one-night stand thing.
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It's not for everybody.
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I mean, I know it seems
silly to you, Matthew,
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but I just wish
somebody would notice me.
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Not as a mom or
as a carpool captain,
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but as a woman.
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Do you know how long it took
me to do this to my hair?
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A minute?
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No. A long, long time.
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God, this is impossible.
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Come on, let's
get out of here.
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I'm never going to
meet anybody in
a grocery store.
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You met someone,
didn't you?
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Yeah, we had a moment
over by the goat milk.
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I think she's into me.
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I'll see you at home.
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Are you done with that cart?
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Hey, knock
yourself out.
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Wow.
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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but your hair is really pretty.
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It must take you a long time
to make it do that.
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* Ooh, baby,
I love your way *
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* Every day. *
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You're in
a good mood.
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Yeah, I'm always
in a good mood.
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Like when?
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Like always.
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Like the night
you were born.
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And then... today.
Yep.
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Okay. Off you
go to school.
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Bye, darling.
I love you so much.
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Bye, Mom.
Bye.
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See you later,
alligator.
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* Wanna be with you
night and day. *
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Good morning,
Christine.
Good morning.
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Good morning, ladies.
219
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,553
What's wrong?
You're smiling.
220
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What do you mean?
I always smile.
221
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,590
No. No you don't.
222
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,159
No, it's something else.
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Wait a minute--
did you have sex?
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Marly, I think
you're right.
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Look, her neck muscles
have relaxed
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and she's not doing that
crazy thing with her eyes.
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Admit it.
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Maybe I did...
and maybe I didn't.
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You did.
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When did you get
a boyfriend?
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You don't need a boyfriend
to have sex, Peggy Sue.
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Oh, yes.
I got addicted
to one of those things.
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Almost broke up
my marriage.
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What?
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Oh, no, no. Not that.
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No, no, no, I met someone,
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and, you know,
we had a nice time--
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that's all there is to it.
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Wait, you're not
going to see him again?
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Maybe I will,
and maybe I won't.
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00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,163
You can do that?
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Apparently, I can.
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00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,169
Oh, crap.
Here comes Sad Dad.
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00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,871
Who's Sad Dad?
245
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,572
Yeah, that's the other
side of divorce.
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00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,842
His wife left him
three years ago for
her personal trainer
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and he's been moping around
the school ever since,
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trying to get any woman
to show him the slightest
bit of attention.
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Oh, that is so pathetic.
250
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Which one is he?
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Hey!
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00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,991
Hey...
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00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,301
Oh, my God, what are
you doing here?
254
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,435
You looking for me?
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00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:47,040
Uh... uh, no, my kid goes
to this school.
256
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,308
No way.
257
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,477
My daughter, Alice,
goes to school here.
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Wow.
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00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,783
You would think that
that would have come
up last night.
260
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,222
Oh, my God.
261
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,729
( phone ringing )
262
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,799
( ringing continues )
263
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,333
No, no, no, no!
Don't answer that.
264
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,102
Why? Who is it?
265
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,238
( answering machine ):
Hi. We're very busy.
Please leave a message.
266
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:22,175
STAN:
Hi, baby. It's me, Stan.
267
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,411
I was just sitting here
on my bed
268
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,879
eating dinner by myself,
269
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,715
and I'm looking at the place
where we, you know,
270
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,118
were last night, and...
271
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,188
Holy cow! It's still warm!
272
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,758
Oh, wait. That's because I put
my spaghetti pot on it.
273
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,627
I make a good sauce.
274
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,495
I take a jar of Paul Newman's,
275
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,731
and I add...
( turns volume down )
276
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,034
Wait, what happened?
277
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,969
I slept with him.
278
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,305
No, with the sauce.
What did he add?
279
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:57,044
I picked the worst person
to have a one-night stand with.
280
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,047
He's a parent
at Ritchie's school!
281
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,116
He's depressed, he's needy.
Well, it sounds
like you two
282
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,485
have a lot in common.
283
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,988
What was I thinking
going to the supermarket,
284
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,091
picking up a random
guy for sex?
Huh.
285
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,194
Out loud, it sounds foolproof.
286
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,930
( phone rings )
287
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,766
Oh, this is awful.
288
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,235
Sad Dad isn't going away.
289
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,071
"Sad Dad"?
Isn't that sweet.
290
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,007
You guys already have
pet names for each other.
291
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,009
Shut up, Matthew--
you've got to help me.
292
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,710
Just pick up the phone
and tell him the truth--
293
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,280
he was a one-night stand, and
you never want to see him again.
294
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,815
No. I'm gonna
handle this my way.
295
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,751
I'll cut my bangs
and eat a Dove bar
296
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,989
and go to bed.
297
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,791
Hey, did you hear that?
298
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:48,028
He must've gotten the message.
299
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,063
( cell phone plays
electronic melody )
300
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,138
Christine.
301
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,573
Uh, I think the guy that you...
302
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,843
you know, the other night
when you and he...
303
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,613
dirty.
304
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,382
All right. I know.
305
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,486
Just let him in, okay?
I'll get this over with.
306
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,723
Thanks.
307
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,060
Hey, lover.
308
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,295
Hey.
309
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:29,569
Mmm, that was nice.
310
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,738
Yeah.
311
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,440
So, have a seat.
312
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,942
Wow.
313
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,045
I haven't been in a gym
in a long time.
314
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,548
Not since my wife left me
for her trainer.
315
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,983
It's okay, though.
316
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,585
It's been great for my daughter.
317
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,354
She loves her new dad, and...
318
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,890
she's in the best shape
of her life.
319
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,060
Look, uh, Stan...
320
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:57,931
( chuckles ):
the other night, I was in
a particularly vulnerable place,
321
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,934
and, um, I think
what happened between us
322
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,602
was a little quick.
323
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,804
Oh, I know.
324
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,607
Sorry again.
325
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,409
Oh, no, no, no!
326
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:17,717
I-I-I mean that I think we
should go back to being friends.
327
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,287
Yeah, but we were never friends.
328
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,957
Well... maybe we should go back
to being pre-friends,
329
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,926
you know,
like the way we were last week.
330
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,396
But we-we didn't know each other
last week.
331
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,731
Perfect.
332
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,667
Are you breaking up with me?
333
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,902
In a gym?
334
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:40,840
I can't believe
this is happening again!
335
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,775
Stan, I'm so sorry,
I really am.
336
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,277
You're such a nice man,
337
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,813
and I actually did have
a great time the other night,
338
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,817
but I'm just not looking
for a relationship right now.
339
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,852
I mean, the... the truth is,
340
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,023
I haven't had sex
in three years.
341
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,657
Really?
You wouldn't know it
342
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,227
the way you jumped right back in
with the dirty talk.
343
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,862
Okay, no, look, Stan, listen,
344
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,799
you are my one under the belt,
okay, a fling, all right?
345
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,935
But it's over, it's finished.
346
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,871
Wow.
347
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,606
That's too bad.
348
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,742
'Cause I really like you.
349
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,111
You're so foxy and nice.
350
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,947
I even...
351
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,582
made you this mix tape.
352
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:30,357
Oh. You remembered
my favorite band is Supertramp.
353
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,298
( "Give a Little Bit" playing )
354
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:50,510
Well, I slept with him again.
355
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,613
And it was even worse this time,
because he made me feel
356
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,749
so self-conscious
about the dirty talk.
357
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,987
Hi. I'm your brother,
and I think you remember
358
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,455
your ex-husband, Richard.
359
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,263
Yeah, Matthew
was just filling me in.
360
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,465
He didn't mention
the dirty talk.
361
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,901
I didn't even know
about the dirty talk.
362
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,769
Now I got to go call Mom back.
363
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,840
Don't!
364
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,275
Don't!
365
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,177
I can't believe
Matthew told you.
366
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,512
Don't blame Matthew.
367
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,848
I already heard about it.
It's all over school.
368
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:33,920
The fourth graders are doing
their class project on it.
369
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,056
Christine... what are you doing?
370
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,491
I don't know.
371
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,828
It was our conversation
the other day, okay?
372
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,897
You're right, I haven't had
sex in three years, you know?
373
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,635
And you can get completely
out of the habit of it, you see?
374
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,438
And before you know it, your
neck muscles are straining
375
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,575
and your eyes are doing
all these crazy things.
376
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,077
So you just went out
and picked up the first
guy you saw?
377
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,114
He wasn't the first.
378
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:05,051
Th-The first three said no.
379
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,620
Wow, it's like a romance novel.
380
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,922
He said I was foxy.
381
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,792
When I say it out loud,
it doesn't really seem
382
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,729
like a good enough reason
to sleep with somebody, but...
383
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,999
it was 10:00 at night,
on a sidewalk,
384
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,001
in front of a grocery
store, you know?
385
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,703
I was all good to go.
386
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,474
Please don't tell me any more,
mother of my child.
387
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,009
And then I tried to
break up with him today,
388
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,145
but he made me a mix tape.
389
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,146
Supertramp?
390
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,314
( groans )
391
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,650
They are so good.
392
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,454
I know it sounds
a little pitiful, but, I mean,
393
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,224
it was my first time
out there, and I just...
394
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,694
I-I wasn't sure
if anybody was gonna want me.
395
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,995
Are you kidding?
396
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,398
Christine, you're
incredibly sexy.
397
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,899
In fact,
398
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,636
sometimes I still scream out
your name during sex.
399
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,475
Oh, you do?
400
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,411
Oh, shut up!
401
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,779
She has my same name!
402
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,481
That's true.
403
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,350
But I still think
you're sexy.
404
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,151
Well, yeah, whatever.
405
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:16,088
( sighs ):
Anyway... I got one
under my belt, okay?
406
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,925
I feel good.
Now I can move on.
407
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,294
( phone ringing )
408
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,433
You gonna get that?
No.
409
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,412
( groans )
410
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,249
Oh, this is ridiculous.
411
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,418
I got to do this.
412
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,163
Sorry, it does that sometimes.
413
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,799
My wife got the good car.
414
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,268
So, how you doing?
415
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,504
Well, Stan, we need to talk.
416
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,974
I know. I can't
do this anymore.
417
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,342
What?
418
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,177
You're nice and sweet,
Christine, but...
419
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,180
I just don't think
this is working out for me.
420
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,749
What? Why?
421
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,919
Well, you know,
I haven't been around much,
422
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:24,891
and... I think you just might be
a little too fast for me.
423
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,194
Fast? It's been three years!
424
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,162
I got a kid that goes
to this school.
425
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,864
I got to think
of my reputation.
426
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,266
Your reputation?
427
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,302
If anything, I helped
your reputation.
428
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,171
Getting some of this
is the best thing that
ever happened to you.
429
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,442
Hey, don't you roll
430
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,344
your window up at me!
431
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,779
You dig me. You know it!
432
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,416
You made me a mix tape!
433
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,755
Oh, my stomach hurts.
434
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,257
Eh, I would die.
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