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On the south sea is deserted island.

We have to give each other one.

I've got.

to tell you.

Only male survivor to make it to safety is Arthur.

And he is an escaped prison conduit.

After an unfortunate first meeting, it is decided

that Arthur and the girls will stay out of each other.

Arthur's way.

Arthur is resourceful and survives the world in this world.

The girls don't.

Tammy is the first to go to Arthur.

Soon the others also seek his aid.

His expertise, his manhood.

Arthur becomes king of the island, king Arthur, and it is in deep paradise.

Then one day, Arthur's kingdom crumbles.

Rescue.

He decides to stay alone on the island rather than go back to prison.

Even though he had been wrongfully convicted.

19, 2000.

Okay, get on board.

It is now two years later, and the girls are going back to rescue Arthur.

Best of all, they have great news for him.

News of his acquittal.

The Pink Lagoon A Sex Romp in Paradise

He's, referred to a glass that when held correctly to

sunlight reveals a path which leads to great treasure.

Do you think the glass relates to this?

I'm positive it exists.

The British naval records weren't cooperating with me, but I was persistent.

I went to Portsmouth in England, and eventually I was

granted permission to go through the Siemens records.

I got the data here.

Crew and members of his Majesty's ship, Resolution, South Pacific Expedition of

1772, able-seam in Thomas Woodroom in August 1773, after failing to incite

mutiny, fled with 14 others, presumed lost at sea during a devastating hurricane.

That's incredible.

It makes my back go tingling.

I know.

But still, what do you think you made it talk to Simon?

Well, it's been almost five years since I went to Portsmouth.

It was the end of February, it was every call.

Spring had come early.

Oh,

you mean that, Brett?

Oh, no.

No, babies.

No, no.

She was no good for me.

Too much.

Every day in the morning, every time I woke up, she used to say the same thing,

she used to say, from it bananas.

No, the fishing boat came in.

I sent her on the boat, sent her on away, and that was it.

I had it's great to see you guys around me.

I only wish I could go back with you when you leave.

Arthur, you can't.

No, Tammy, I can't.

You've been acquitted.

The man who murdered your wife is in prison.

You get to go home with us.

No.

No, no, no, you're kidding.

And we came to get you to take you back with us.

Wait, you mean I'm free?

Yeah.

I'm really free.

Arthur, you're free.

Oh, you guys, why don't you tell me before?

I want to save it as a surprise.

Oh, come here.

Give me a hug.

Give me a hug.

Oh, I missed you.

I missed you, Captain.

I missed you, baby.

Oh, I missed you.

I missed you too.

I missed you, Tammy.

Oh, God.

Arthur, eat my booze here.

Yeah, well, if you face it to me, maybe, well, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, like old times, right?

Right?

Like old times?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Arthur, eat my pussy.

You see?

Fuck me, Arthur.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Don't worry, baby, don't worry.

Oh, yeah.

She does miss first.

She does miss first.

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Oh, whoa!

Oh, I feel good.

Go ahead and watch.

Watch what I mean.

Can you join in on this?

Yeah.

Bad cabinet.

Oh, yeah.

What are we trying to do?

It's.

very interesting.

Probably family of the hibiscus, the cineus.

Fascinating.

So, what are we going to look for the Tinggan treasure anyway?

It's Tonggan, not Tinggan.

Yeah, what ever.

Yeah, knock it then.

With the glass you can find the temple and say here, all the Tonggan children.

Super-duper.

The deal is that we have to help Dan with his treasure hunt.

If we wait for the authorities, you probably have been here another five months.

A lot of bureaucratic red tape.

You never know.

It might even be fun.

Treasure hunting.

We'll see.

It was given to Captain Cook by a Tonggan Chief in 1773.

Then a renegade Thomas Woodman stole it and made his way, I believe, to this island.

So, where are you going to look for?

Well, the most likely place to look for it would be a tribal temple.

Have you come across one?

As a matter of fact, I did.

I'll show it to you in the morning.

Other day is on the island?

Yep.

Where?

Oh, right behind you.

Well, good morning.

How did you sleep?

Oh, I slept like a glove.

I see.

Like a middle finger.

There you go.

How about you?

I was too excited.

I couldn't sleep.

Are you really into this temple crop, aren't you?

Show me the way to that temple and I'll be a happy man.

Okay, you got it.

But after my morning dip... I have a magic stick here, look.

Yeah.

What is with my friends?

I like them.

Like you.

Like you too.

Yes, with a sex mask.

It's like this.

Oh, who could I suck you?

Can I suck you?

Can I suck you?

Yeah.

Okay.

You just keep going until you see the steps and just follow them up.

Well, don't you come in with me?

No, man.

It's not my scene.

I thought I was going to have some company.

Hey, I'll come with you.

Thanks.

And you're human stews been cooked on this island.

You can bet on it.

Hello, Shina.

All the ancient tribes are just like this, but they're temples here.

I'm convinced this is the temple of say here.

Oh, damn, excuse me.

Be careful.

I want you to search in this pond.

The glass could even be under the water.

But I want you to look under the rocks too.

Even look behind the trees, even in this grass.

I'm going to search the other side of the plateau.

You're going to be all right?

I'll be fine.

Okay, just be careful.

Oh, you got it.

You got it.

Careful.

Oh, Shina.

I'm so happy.

It's wonderful.

Do you realize what this is?

This is the find of the century.

I think it's wonderful.

Now we can head for the temple of say here.

Oh, it's on another island.

Oh, with the glass, we can find it.

Oh, Shina, this is such a treasure.

I'm so happy.

There's so much history here.

This is fantastic.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

You cuckus boy.

It feels nice.

Come here.

Let's step a few minutes.

What about the glass?

What.

is in here?

We're asking plan.

I believe it's a fearless, malignantness cacti.

And this, the penis must have slipped.

It should have been a penis product for you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Shina.

So what else happened?

Tell me some more.

That's it.

I thought we told you everything.

What about this Dan Troney?

What did you mean him?

In Port Wilson.

He mean he just appeared and all of a sudden he said, let's go to Arthur's island.

No, not exactly.

He heard about us from the newspaper coverage and he

came specifically to Port Wilson and meet up with us.

No, something don't make sense.

If he knew about this island and this glass shit, then how come he wasn't here before?

I don't know.

The magic glass!

We found it!

No, doing our thing.

Yeah, Dan.

Come on.

Take some pictures of us.

Oh, Dan, we're wild.

I'm sure you are.

Take some pictures of us, Dan.

Here you go.

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on.

Take some pictures.

Look, I'll take some pictures, but this really isn't my thing.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Well, I hope these come out.

Wow.

Look,

girls, can we pack this thing in?

Come on, come on, Dad.

Like I said, this really isn't my thing.

And he calls himself an adventurer?

He is an adventurer, just because he's shy.

Hi.

A temple of say here.

It must be the entrance.

What the fuck is that?

We ain't going to find out.

Hey, wait a minute, you guys.

What the.

fuck is that?

We ain't going to find out.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, that's the plug, that's the plug.

Come on, this way.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

come on, come on.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Everybody stay close.

I'm going to go check it out.

Stay right here.

Don't move.

Take your hand off.

Pat!

Sammy!

That's only me.

We'll pray so.

Okay, from now on, we stay close like maggots.

Then, let's pray that they're sick.

Hold on.

Hey, hold on.

What are they doing?

I think they're cooing at us or something.

You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

What are you thinking?

Come on, let's give him a show.

Let's show him some pussy.

Just watch.

Hey,

chicken, chicken, you want to take a licky licky?

Hey, chicken, chicken.

You want a licky licky?

Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Hey, come on, come on, come on.

Hey, come on.

Hey, come on.

Chicken!

What do.

you think he's doing?

I think maybe he's trying to tell us something.

A little sex or a little violence.

Chicken, chicken.

Chicken.

Chicken.

Chicken.

Chicken.

What are you going to do to me?

Don't.

Please don't hurt me.

No, please don't do anything you want.

Just don't hurt me.

Chicken.

Chicken.

This way... this way... this way... This way... And this way...

Yes, yes, a little bit.

This is the first sentence.

We are back.

We are back.

O.O.

Okay guys... hmm... hmm... hmm... he he...

Good one.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Like this.

It's all my fault.

I should have let them rest.

I should have stayed close by him.

Oh god, what have I done?

No way to go.

No, no, look, they're probably all right.

I'm even willing to bet on it.

I got you.

All right.

Dying pretty good.

I don't have one.

Okay, everybody take something.

All right, come on, let's move.

All right.

What's your... Something to do with Tali.

We hear wardrons and lots of native voices.

But then again, we only see two or three of them at a time.

No, I thought that too.

It's almost as if this was a setup or something.

Isn't that funny?

Probably is some kind of game.

But I know who has something to do with it.

Dan?

Yep.

Some taking pictures of Arthur and Linda.

Didn't know I was watching them.

Good old shy Dan.

Only interested in botanical discoveries and treasures.

Isn't that interesting?

Why don't you guys have a picture for a while?

Let's go around.

Don't worry about me, remember?

I'm the adventurer.

Don't worry, he'll be all right.

I'll be back before dark.

He's full of shit.

Now what's going on around here?

What do you mean?

I mean, this whole thing's a put on.

There's no such thing as this tongue-in treasure.

And if those dudes are real natives, then I'm a monkey's ass.

That's funny.

I've been thinking the same thing.

Well, I think we better start from the beginning, girls.

I want to know everything there is to know.

About Mr. Dan Shrody, everything.

Jesus Christ!

You idiot!

Oh, man.

It's been going great so far.

You guys got good coverage?

Oh, got everything.

Everything's on film.

Including your little interlude.

Oh, shit.

That's got to stay in the outs.

Oh, I don't know.

World famous photographer makes good to keep the story alive.

Pretty good stuff.

Forget it.

The only thing the public's interested in is at Arthur Fellow, the paradise lover.

I didn't got it.

Hey, what's happening?

Good, Dan, good to see you.

Ready for the big rescue?

You got it.

Okay, guys, clear the shit out of the way.

Come on.

There.

Everything's got to be out of sight.

Arthur, you're brilliant.

It makes perfect sense.

I know.

Now it's going to happen.

Well, I reckon there's a couple of more surprises for us.

Then they escape.

You see, his actors kind of make it easy for us.

While they just sit back and collect the so-on film.

That kind of book with pictures, and it was selling hotcakes.

Yeah, money in his pocket, not mine.

Arthur, that's terrible.

You're only guessing.

Oh, come on.

It's obvious.

No, it's not.

He just feels guilty.

Piss off you schmuck.

You can tell Dan he can kiss my ass.

Oh, you cat.

Hey, look who's here.

First the cat.

There you go, baby.

Want to go a couple of rounds?

Hey, what are you feeling so sad?

Come on.

Talk to me.

Come walk with me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I always pick the bad ones.

Oh, come on, Shayna.

You didn't know.

It wasn't your fault, honey.

You know what?

I think you're a little bit too sensitive.

Arthur, do you realize I'm the only one you haven't made love to yet?

Yes, I know.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's going to be dark soon, Cat.

What's that?

Looks like somebody with a light.

Come on.

Get the shit out of the way.

What are.

they doing follow?

Oh, don't worry.

If anybody can do it, then can.

Seems we were right.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

They're gone!

Oh, big of a devil.

What do you mean?

I can't find them anywhere.

None of them?

Even the other two.

Chrissy, Cat, vanished.

Listen, we're making a movie here.

Now, if I cry, sight, find the fucking talent.

Well, wait a minute, man.

You're not paying for this, and you're making a lot of money off it, okay?

So hold your tongue.

We're all trying here, and we're all going to benefit.

Okay, okay.

Find them anyway.

Let's shoot this damn thing and get the hell out of here, okay?

Go on, what are you waiting for?

Here it is.

Game plan.

Get dance deals in the exposed film.

If anybody's going to make money on this segment, it's going to be us.

Not a couple of movie producers or freeloaders.

Okay, number two.

Revenge.

This movie producer wants some special effects on film, right?

We're going to give it to them.

Oh, Dan, you're going to love this one.

Hey, look, you guys are doing anything for me, wouldn't you?

Okay, listen up.

Okay, your girl's ready for part one of the plan.

Yeah, let's give them just what they want.

Exactly.

Okay, legs wide open.

Good.

Now, when I give this signal, insert one finger and start playing with yourself.

You want to keep them full?

Fills are looking grateful.

I'm sorry.

You're picking up every word.

See if it's messed up.

Okay, on your Mark, get set, go.

Come on, girls, more.

Get into it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

That's it.

Come on, more, enjoy it.

Oh, I'm trying.

I'm trying.

That's Megan.

Yeah.

Come on, wait a minute.

Wait, I can't tell.

I want to fuck the new cup of the block.

Oh, Shayna.

You.

guys want me to fuck the heart of you?

Yeah?

Really?

Fuck the heart of you.

Okay, girls.

Let's get ready for part two of the plan.

That was good.

Let's do it.

Dying for cigarettes.

I don't want to talk to them.

No, I have one.

Okay, everybody take something.

All right.

Come on, let's move.

All right.

You're with two of the guys.

Okay, good.

Well done.

Want to help out with the tripod?

Yeah, let's make the box.

Let's just follow me.

A lot of work to do.

Dan!

Dan, help!

What are you getting when you cross Dolly Parton and Clint Eastwood?

Oh, come on.

I heard this before.

Dan!

Dan!

Dan!

Dan!

What are you guys doing?

No time to explain.

It's been an emergency.

What are we talking about emergency?

It's Shayna.

It's Shayna.

Come in with it.

Want some pussy?

Well, it's.

all right.

I was so worried about you.

I bet you were.

Indian treasure?

You guys can do a lot better than me.

Like that Arthur guy, for example.

Get him, girl.

Okay, Mocking.

Now you're gonna need two more.

Right.

Here we go.

Okay.

Okay, there we go now.

Oh, yeah.

Look.

at the crevice on his face.

Look at that.

Hey, that's enough.

You're not... That's enough.

You're not using it.

Man,

stick that in your trophy room, Dan.

It's about 15.

Is that enough light, Murray?

Oh, yes, not really.

I think we got enough footage.

I don't think they're gonna cooperate anymore to tell you the truth.

I think they figured out that the natives are really, uh, actors.

Oh, shit.

How much exposed footage, Murray?

Oh, just about 3,000, seven eight cans.

I guess it's gonna have to do.

Okay, call it a wrap.

Too bad.

Got any stills?

Well, I had an accent with my camera.

Oh, fuck.

You can always use our frames.