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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,380 man: Wake the hell up! 4 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:24,920 You're gonna be late, doofus. 5 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:14,240 Sis? 6 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,200 Oh, there you are. 7 00:01:16,270 --> 00:01:17,530 Get your lazy ass goin'. 8 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,770 You're gonna miss the cheese wagon. 9 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,170 And, no, you can't borrow my BMX. 10 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,970 It's got a flat. 11 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,140 Jesus, kiddo. 12 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,550 You've seen that movie damn near 50 times. 13 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:31,310 You're gonna wear out the VHS. 14 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:32,550 Go on. 15 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,590 ( school bell ringing ) 16 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,330 girl: This is my life. 17 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,960 I'm a 14-year-old girl. 18 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:55,630 Or... actually, a hybrid.. 19 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,070 girl and boy. 20 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:00,230 When my mother was alive, 21 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,180 she told me I was a hermaphrodite. 22 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,480 But my brother just always called me... 23 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:09,450 Spork! 24 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,320 ( children laughing ) 25 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,600 ( toilet flushing ) 26 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,390 Hey. 27 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,150 The name's Chunk. 28 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:23,490 Kind of like "chink," but instead they call me Chunk. 29 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,490 Hi. 30 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,790 My... my name's Spork. 31 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,800 So, Spork, why are you cRyin' like a little bitch? 32 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,560 Because I'm sick of being me. 33 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,200 Hey, fuck that shit, man. 34 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,800 Next time somebody bothers you, 35 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,500 all you gotta do is close your eyes 36 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:44,480 and think of something happy. 37 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,480 # Spork and Chunk sittin' in a tree # 38 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:48,240 # E-A-T-I-- ## 39 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,120 ( giggling ) 40 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,300 That's... 41 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,340 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my gosh! 42 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,700 That is terrible. 43 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,210 I think I can see her ding-a-ling through her shoRts. 44 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,770 ( laughing ) 45 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,880 Seriously. 46 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,850 Just close your eyes and think of some happy shit. 47 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,120 Wow. 48 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:34,890 ( gasping ) 49 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,760 ... basketball. 50 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:39,960 Oh, I did not... 51 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,330 ( whispering ) 52 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,000 She went on a psychopathic rage. 53 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,270 Nobody even knows why she did it. 54 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:47,970 Nobody even knows where she lives. 55 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,910 I think she's emo, or she, like, she's crazy. 56 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,470 And maybe she'll... 57 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:03,620 ( rock music playing ) 58 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,420 Hey, Spork. 59 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,760 Proud of you today. 60 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:12,160 School, I mean. 61 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:14,600 Don't take shit from people like that. 62 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:18,170 Oh, yeah, I fixed my BMX, too. 63 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,730 So take that to school now. 64 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,410 See, Buster? 65 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,150 Things are already staRting to change. 66 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:08,620 Oh, are you hungRy? 67 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,690 ( phone ringing ) 68 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:19,800 Hello? 69 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:23,270 Hella-hella-hello, girl! 70 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,700 Oh, hey, Tootsie Roll. 71 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:27,370 I heard about your little run-in with Betsy Byotch. 72 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,310 Mmm! 73 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,170 Can I just say damn! 74 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,240 I'm so proud of you. 75 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:34,210 And you got off scot-free. 76 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,480 I don't know, that big brother of yours is mad fly. 77 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:40,920 Principal Tulip. 78 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:42,150 Spit. 79 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:46,950 "Anyhoo," I'm proud of you, okay? 80 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,860 About time you grew a pair of balls. 81 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,260 Oh, uh... 82 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,800 You know what I mean, girl. 83 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:54,840 So, listen up. 84 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,770 The school dance-off is comin' up, 85 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,810 and "yous" knows I'm all up in that. 86 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:01,070 Better come this year and cheer me on. 87 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:01,910 Hey! 88 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,500 I don't know, Tootsie Roll. 89 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:08,170 I've never really been to a school dance or-- 90 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,650 or dance-off thingy. 91 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,590 Spork, we're 1 4 years old now. 92 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,990 About time you grow up and stop playin' with them little, 93 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:17,490 you know, bonk-ass toys and get out more. 94 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,080 Damn. 95 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,690 How do you know what I do? 96 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:26,170 'Cause I live right next door to you, ho! 97 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,260 "Anyhoo," I need to win this dance, okay? 98 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:32,570 'Cause it be a cash prize of $236. 99 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,870 Oh! 100 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,530 Wait. 101 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:37,840 Why $236? 102 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:39,780 Why not 250-- 103 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:40,710 I don't know! 104 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,650 The point is, with that bling, 105 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,780 I could go see my daddy at the CherRy Lane PenitentiaRy. 106 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,880 Oh, my mama ain't never gonna take me. 107 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,450 And I know he'd be happy as hell to see me up in there. 108 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,650 Girl! 109 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:52,890 You really think you'll win? 110 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,330 Spork, ain't nobody can shake their shit in a can 111 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,460 Iike Tootsie Roll, okay? 112 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:00,930 Shake their what? 113 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,800 So we fittin' to go and "cele-brizzate" 114 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,070 your victoRy or what? 115 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,300 I don't know. 116 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:08,310 I mean, I... I still have some homework to do. 117 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,570 Bitch, please! 118 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,140 Homework can wait, okay? 119 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:13,580 You kicked a girl's ass today for the first time. 120 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,910 I'm comin' by after eight-o-clocky-clock 121 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:17,380 and pick you up on my bike. 122 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,080 I just got pegs. 123 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:21,090 And this Afro Sheen is off the hook. 124 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,680 Mm-hmm, make my hair all shiny and shit. 125 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,390 Okay, later, ho. 126 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:26,930 Ahh! 127 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,690 Oh, yeah, girl! 128 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,340 ( knocking ) 129 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,170 Oh, my God. 130 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,210 Oh, my God. 131 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,650 You can't even tell. 132 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,810 I am going to chop off that bitch's little pecker 133 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,320 the next time I see her. 134 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,450 Chill out, drama-rama. 135 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,580 At least now you have an excuse to get a nose job. 136 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,850 I never wanted a nose job! 137 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,290 "Whatev." 138 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,260 You know what I mean. 139 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:03,230 I am cereal, Loosie Goosie! 140 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,460 I have to get her back somehow. 141 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:07,370 I am Betsy Byotch! 142 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,770 Nobody gets away with this. 143 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,430 Even if she is a gimp. 144 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,910 Well, why don't you pants her in front of the whole school? 145 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:14,910 That'll upset her. 146 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,770 I could, but that's not mean enough. 147 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,710 I mean, who cares about her fucking wee-wee, okay? 148 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:22,250 I need to scar her for life. 149 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,720 Like she did moi! 150 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,720 Just wait 'til I think of something. 151 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,420 She is gonna get it. 152 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,750 ( thundering ) 153 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,690 Oh, wow, J.Lo used to be a dancer on "In Living Color"? 154 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:39,890 So ghetto. 155 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,530 Hey, Spork. 156 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,270 You plannin' on going somewhere? 157 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,280 Tootsie Roll's gonna take me out to some place called 158 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,900 Booty Ballroom. 159 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,880 Oh, yeah. 160 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,180 That's a pretty cool shindig, 161 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,650 I mean, if you're a coal miner at least. 162 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,510 I never hooked up with no black chick. 163 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,820 Well, don't be home too late, kiddo. 164 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:04,520 It's a school night. 165 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:05,650 Hey. 166 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:06,920 Spit. 167 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,400 Candice just told me she's pregnant. 168 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,490 Is it yours, you big idiot? 169 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,440 Does a chicken have a pecker? 170 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,030 Goddamn it, man, again? 171 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:23,880 Goddamn it. 172 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:30,940 Ooh! 173 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,510 Girl, you gotta tell that hick of a brother of yours 174 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:35,390 to take a shower. 175 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,620 Damn! 176 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,750 I don't have anything cool to wear. 177 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,090 Maybe I should just stay home. 178 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,820 Oh, no, uh-uh. 179 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,460 Let Tootsie Roll have a look at you. 180 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,510 Girl, you're gonna take all the attention away from me. 181 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,070 But it is your night. 182 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,340 Come on, let's go. 183 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,820 ( dance music playing in distance ) 184 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,250 Hey, hey! 185 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,250 Oh! 186 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,580 You must be trippin'. 187 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:06,810 Oh, oh, no. 188 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,880 Twix, this is a big day for Spork, 189 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,450 and I'm fittin' to show her how to break it off tonight. 190 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,890 Now move out of my way, or I'm gonna tell Mama! 191 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,760 ( dance music playing ) 192 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,680 All right, let me get two Yoo-hoos, LarRy. 193 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,250 Are you sure they came in here? 194 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,120 Don't question my logic, Loosie Goosie. 195 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,710 ( dance music playing ) 196 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,310 Oh, no. 197 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,350 Oh, no, she stole that move from me. 198 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,420 Hey, Tootsie Roll, want to give it a go? 199 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,420 Huh. 200 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,980 Oh, now you all up on me like we friends? 201 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,180 Let me show you how you're supposed to break it down. 202 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,060 Ho! 203 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,120 Move out of my way. 204 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,420 Clear the dance floor, hos. 205 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,620 Come on, chocolate. 206 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,060 Move back, chocolate. 207 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,260 Oh, y'all know the regular. 208 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,270 Back it up more, back it up more. 209 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,460 Okay. 210 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,160 All right, come on, play that track, Deejay. 211 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,670 The butterfly uh-uh that's old 212 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,040 Let me see the Tootsie Roll 213 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:38,880 Yeah 1994 214 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,310 69 Boyz backed up by 215 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,180 - The Quad City D.J. - Move, ho! 216 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,410 One time cotton candy sweet to go 217 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,920 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 218 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,480 Come on, come on Tootsie Roll 219 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,550 Just make that Tootsie Roll 220 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,020 Here we go, here we go Tootsie Roll 221 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,060 Just make that Tootsie Roll 222 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,600 Yeah Tootsie Roll 223 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,690 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 224 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,290 Get off the floor Tootsie Roll 225 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,630 And make that Tootsie Roll 226 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,140 To the left, to the left 227 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,930 To the right to the right 228 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,240 Slide, slide come on, come on 229 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,910 To the left, to the left 230 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,010 To the right... 231 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,570 Can I make a request, please? 232 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:20,350 ... to the front to the back, to the back 233 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,360 Now dip baby come on now dip baby 234 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,860 ( dance music playing ) 235 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,460 ( record scratching ) 236 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,700 ( laughing ) 237 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,970 I am gonna get that Spork! 238 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,100 Her little colored friend too. 239 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,340 - What, bitch? - What, bitch? 240 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,910 Ahh! 241 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,150 Hey! 242 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,050 # It's peRfect # 243 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,960 # You're in the club eveRy night # 244 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,560 # 'Cause you love that ooh # 245 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,600 # You're in the club tRying to fight # 246 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:43,300 # 'Cause you love that ooh # 247 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,130 #... MaRy Jane # 248 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,040 # I wanna hit you with the # 249 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,840 # Wanna hit you with the # 250 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,350 # I-I wanna hit you with the # 251 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,470 # W-wanna hit you with the # 252 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,540 # I'm gonna hit you with the # 253 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,380 # Wanna hit you with the # 254 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,680 # The... bass # 255 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,220 # The bass, the bass # 256 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,380 # It's just the bass, the bass # 257 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,090 # The bass # 258 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,390 # It's just the bass the bass # 259 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,430 # Bass, bass # 260 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,090 # Like, like, like you like the bass # 261 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,600 # Bass, bass, bass # 262 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,540 # You, you, you you like the bass # 263 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,370 # Bass, bass # 264 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,640 # Hey # 265 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,740 # You're in the streets gettin' rough # 266 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,610 # 'Cause you need that ooh # 267 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,480 # The room goes round spinning round # 268 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,280 # When you drink that ooh # 269 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,550 # You get kicked out 270 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,180 # 'Cause you're rowdy when you hear that # 271 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,980 # And you love that # 272 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,280 # You just can't stop that ## 273 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,760 SorRy. 274 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,300 I'm... 275 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,970 I-- I-- I-- I was just-- just looking at, um... 276 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,030 My tits? 277 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,310 No... I wasn't. 278 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:36,480 I was-- I-- I was just looking at your necklace. 279 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:39,850 It's-- it's really-- it's really pretty. 280 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,690 It... Iooks expensive. 281 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,820 Where'd you get it? 282 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,580 I found it. 283 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,850 Why? 284 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,390 Then why do you wear it? 285 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,860 'Cause, kiddo... 286 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:22,590 people need to... 287 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,190 feel like they belong to something in their lives. 288 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,760 You know? 289 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,360 Something bigger than themselves. 290 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,840 Follow the rules 'cause their parents did. 291 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:37,400 Be told what to do, what to believe. 292 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,670 Shit like that, you know? 293 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,510 Basically I wear it so... 294 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:46,320 I'll fit the fuck in with eveRybody else. 295 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,480 So... 296 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,580 if I wear one, then I'll belong, too? 297 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,990 I don't see why the fuck not. 298 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,390 Welcome, my little stray lamb. 299 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,230 Welcome to salvation. 300 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,710 Today is the last day of your sinner-life 301 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,070 and the first day of your new life with Christ, 302 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,710 your Lord and Savior. 303 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,940 So, um, if-- 304 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,350 if I join, I'll belong with you guys? 305 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,550 ( giggling ) 306 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,680 Of course, silly. 307 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,380 You'll be my sister in Christ. 308 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,080 Oh, it's so much fun! 309 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,890 And you'll soon learn that together 310 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,120 we can spread Christ's love to eveRyone we meet 311 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,720 and bring them to salvation. 312 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,790 Together. 313 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,300 You-- you-- you really mean it? 314 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,430 Shh now. 315 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,370 I'm not gonna huRt you. 316 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,100 I'm your friend. 317 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,240 What's your name, sweetie? 318 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,940 Sp... Spork. 319 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,750 Well, a-a-actually, it's more of a nickname. 320 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:51,620 Hmm. 321 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,980 That's an interesting name. 322 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,280 Why do they call you that? 323 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,660 ( laughing ) 324 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,790 What? 325 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,360 Well, "Spark," or... 326 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,870 whatever. 327 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,910 I really don't think someone like you 328 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,100 would make a veRy good addition to God's army of goodness. 329 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,580 I mean, really now. 330 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,080 God made man in his own image, 331 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,510 and I highly doubt that includes you, 332 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,850 my dear, sweet harlot. 333 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,980 So... 334 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,520 Shut up! 335 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,470 SorRy, Spork. 336 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:55,110 Just tRying see if I could cop a feel. 337 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,510 Please don't touch me. 338 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:00,920 ( children laughing ) 339 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,120 That's enough. 340 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,380 You brats! 341 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,050 Now show some "ratitude." 342 00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:09,060 There will be a test later on this week. 343 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:12,900 And none of you can afford to fail. 344 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,400 All right. 345 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:17,370 Now this here is the uterus, 346 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,770 in which the fetal canal carries a child upon biRth. 347 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,170 ( sighing ) 348 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,510 Can anyone tell me what we learned in chapter one 349 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,170 about another way to give biRth? 350 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,480 Yeah, from your ass. 351 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:29,980 ( children laughing ) 352 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,880 Maybe yours, you little faiRy. 353 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,920 No. 354 00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:40,220 Actually, there has never been a case in which one was born 355 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,960 out of another's anus. 356 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,900 In any event, the male reproductive organs 357 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:51,100 play just as impoRtant a role as the female's. 358 00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,300 ObseRve. 359 00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:57,670 Here we have the penis. 360 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,310 Within the penis is the urethra. 361 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,280 It's also... 362 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,680 ( school bell ringing ) 363 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:46,990 Hey, Spork. 364 00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:49,260 You know, you shouldn't be upset. 365 00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,560 I mean, trust me. 366 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,070 People always knock me because I have two gay dads. 367 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,900 Like, screw them, man. 368 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:56,100 I'm proud of my gay parents. 369 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:58,100 And you should be proud of being a lesbian. 370 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,040 I'm not a lesbian, Charlie. 371 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,470 Well, whatever you wanna call it then. 372 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,670 Confused. 373 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,910 I'm not confused either, Charlie. 374 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,780 Just because you're gay, doesn't mean eveRybody else is. 375 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,280 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 376 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:09,320 What? 377 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:10,850 I said my dads are gay. 378 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,480 I'm not a fuckin' faggot. 379 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:13,450 Aw! 380 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,250 Screw you, you mutant. 381 00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:19,920 Watch it, homo. 382 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,360 Look out, ho! 383 00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,420 Ooh. 384 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,300 My bad, girl. 385 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:29,930 I didn't even see you. 386 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,800 Listen, me and my hos are gonna practice a little booty shakin'. 387 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,860 Why don't you come with us? 388 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,470 I know you ain't gonna let this white girl 389 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,530 come with us to practice. 390 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,670 You know whiteys ain't allowed to pop it. 391 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,220 Bitch, silence that hole, and respect my girl. 392 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,340 Okay? 393 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:45,050 She is my neighbor, and I got her back. 394 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:45,780 Hear that? 395 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,820 Mmm, come on, let's go. 396 00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:48,690 Come on, Spork. 397 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,380 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 398 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,860 # Ding-a-ling # 399 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,690 Spork, let's go! 400 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,060 # Ding-a-ling # 401 00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,100 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 402 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,500 # Ding-a-ling # 403 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,430 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 404 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,730 # Ding-a-ling # 405 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,770 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 406 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,100 # Ding-a-ling # 407 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,230 # Shake your ding-a-ling # 408 00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:08,570 # Ding-a-ling # 409 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,410 # Ding-ding-ding-a-ling # 410 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,710 # Hey little thing # 411 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:12,870 # Shake that ding-a-ling # 412 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,140 # Shake, shake it just don't break it # 413 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,910 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 414 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,580 # Don't fake it move 'til you make it # 415 00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:19,520 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 416 00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:20,820 # Shake, shake it just don't break it # 417 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:22,750 # Hey little thing shake that ding-a-ling # 418 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:24,760 # D-d-ding-a-ling # 419 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:25,880 # Now left... # 420 00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:29,190 The butterfly uh-uh that's old 421 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,930 Let me see the Tootsie Roll 422 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,470 Yeah 1994 423 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:37,730 69 Boyz backed up by the Quad City D.J. 424 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,040 One time cotton candy sweet to go 425 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,580 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 426 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,130 Come on, come on Tootsie Roll 427 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,150 Just make that Tootsie Roll 428 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:47,550 Here we go Tootsie Roll 429 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,710 Just make that Tootsie Roll 430 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,450 Yeah Tootsie Roll 431 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,420 Let me see that Tootsie Roll 432 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,790 Tootsie Roll 433 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,450 Make that Tootsie Roll 434 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,920 To the left, to the left 435 00:24:57,990 --> 00:24:59,620 To the right to the right 436 00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:01,460 To the front, to the front 437 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,930 To the back to the back 438 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,330 Don't be-- Oh! 439 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,300 Girl, you're gonna have to turn your head that way. 440 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:09,560 ... Just slide baby slide just slide baby slide 441 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,600 Come on, come on 442 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:12,160 To the left, to the left 443 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,040 To the right... 444 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:15,370 Oh, shit, oh! 445 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,170 Damn! 446 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,910 That shit must've "huRted" for "reals." 447 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:20,880 You okay? 448 00:25:20,950 --> 00:25:22,440 Ouch. 449 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:27,090 Ow, ow, damn. 450 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,020 Ow, watch it, Spork. 451 00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:31,320 Damn, you know my shit is busted. 452 00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:33,660 I-- I-- I'm sorRy. 453 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:35,360 Why you sorRy? 454 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,520 It was my damn fault I didn't rinse all that Afro Sheen 455 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,460 before I went and acted a fool. 456 00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:50,940 You were amazing, by the way. 457 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:55,180 I mean... the way you dance, it-- 458 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:59,120 It was like no other kind of dancing I've ever seen. 459 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:02,820 Does it huRt? 460 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,230 Not like this. 461 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,660 Usually it's like... 462 00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:17,000 it's like I'm not Tootsie Roll no more. 463 00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:19,940 Like I'm some other person... 464 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:23,140 doing my thing. 465 00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:26,410 Somewhere far, far away from this shithole. 466 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:32,310 And I can be anybody I wanna be. 467 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,550 You know? 468 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,220 "Anyhoo," I'm over this shit. 469 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:40,590 I don't wanna see my daddy no way. 470 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:43,390 He's probably busy and all tRying to hold down the Bloods. 471 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:46,730 He's their leader on the inside. 472 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,860 - You know? - Wow. 473 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,630 He sounds impoRtant. 474 00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:58,010 Well, what-- what if-- what if one of your friends 475 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,210 could do the dance-off for you... 476 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,340 and give you the money? 477 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:06,980 Girl, what kind of world is you livin' in? 478 00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,990 Ain't no girls of mine gonna give me no money 479 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,720 to see my daddy. 480 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:14,120 They got their own dreams. 481 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,190 But-- but, I mean, if they're your real friends-- 482 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,790 I got no real friends, okay? 483 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:19,800 None of us do. 484 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:21,700 That's the way it is in the hood. 485 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:22,430 You know that. 486 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,970 You live here, too. 487 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,670 I mean, Spork, who you know that would do that for you, girl? 488 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:36,910 I don't know. 489 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,110 No one, I guess. 490 00:27:46,430 --> 00:27:48,330 Ooh, girl. 491 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,390 You just saw a shooting star. 492 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,900 Make a wish, Spork. 493 00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:56,060 Damn, I hope you made a wish for both of us. 494 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,040 'Cause I'm definitely getting up outta here 495 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:01,540 when I'm all grown-up like. 496 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,640 Girl, get your ghetto broke ass in this house right now. 497 00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:07,410 It's way past your bedtime. 498 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,090 All right, I gotta bounce. 499 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,780 Thanks for helping me home, Spork. 500 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,020 No problem. 501 00:28:17,090 --> 00:28:19,150 I'm right next door if you need me. 502 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,960 Yeah, okay. 503 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,890 Later, chickenhead. 504 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,490 You keep playing with that he-boy-she-boy, 505 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:25,960 you're gonna fuck around and grow a ding-a-ling. 506 00:28:26,030 --> 00:28:27,330 Get in here. 507 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,460 - What's wrong with you? - Mom! 508 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,530 Shut up, damn! 509 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,970 I read that on TV, I read it on TV! 510 00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:43,080 Spork: This is where my mommy sleeps. 511 00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:45,780 Spit didn't have any money to buRy her proper-like, 512 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,520 so we put her back here 513 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:51,790 until we get some money to do it right. 514 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,950 When our dog Buster died, 515 00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:56,860 Spit tried to throw him in the garbage, 516 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:59,330 but I pulled him out and kept him. 517 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,060 Spit said he doesn't care neither way, 518 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,830 'cause Buster was better off dead 519 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:06,460 and Mom was just a stupid whore who left us like daddy did. 520 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:11,270 But... sometimes I hear Spit late at night, 521 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:14,640 coming out here and talking to her. 522 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,740 I even heard him cRy once, 523 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,380 though he'd die before he'd admit it. 524 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,660 When I dream some nights, I see her. 525 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,660 She has long, flowing brown hair 526 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:31,160 and big green-blue eyes, 527 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:36,140 Iike one of those pretty ladies on infomercials late at night. 528 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,330 I used to lay right up against the stone at night 529 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:41,140 when I couldn't sleep. 530 00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:44,010 Pretend she was there laying with me. 531 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,910 But now there's all these weeds over her stone 532 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:48,350 that I'm allergic to. 533 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,540 Had to go to the hospital once even. 534 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,140 Said I would have died if I stayed around them long enough. 535 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,230 woman: Are you tired of being you? 536 00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:06,420 Then wake up! 537 00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:09,560 Mama? 538 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,800 That's right. 539 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:14,810 I am here to help you be the real you. 540 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,400 Are you tired of feeling down, being laughed at? 541 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,040 Well, so was I. 542 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,450 I know it's hard to believe, 543 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,010 but, yes, I was once ugly like you. 544 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,580 I, too, was like you-- 545 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:30,520 alone, ugly, ethnic-looking and sad. 546 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:32,350 You too, Mommy? 547 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,860 But not anymore! 548 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:35,860 Since Thermo Ball Blasting Technique, 549 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:39,830 I've lost over 150 pounds in just five days! 550 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,560 With little or no scarring, and minimal heart failure, 551 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,500 I feel great now! 552 00:30:44,570 --> 00:30:46,400 Get off me, Buster! 553 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,310 It is you, Mommy! 554 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:55,610 This can make me a real girl. 555 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,580 A pretty girl like you, Mommy. 556 00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,180 So call now. 557 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:02,620 Your dreams can come true for you. 558 00:31:02,690 --> 00:31:05,560 All you have to do is dream them. 559 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,560 Financing is available at only 200 down. 560 00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:10,600 What are you waiting for? 561 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,130 The new world order is coming. 562 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,260 Call now! 563 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,770 The dance-off prize. 564 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,710 Thank you, Mommy. 565 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:26,910 Thank you. 566 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,810 ( whistle blowing ) 567 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,140 All right, fellas, come on, line up, quick. 568 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,480 Hustle, hustle, hustle. 569 00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:04,420 All right, shiRts, skins, shiRts, ski-- 570 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,950 Hey. 571 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,050 Hey, Twinkle Toes. 572 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,650 Let's see that body of yours. 573 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,830 ( snickering ) 574 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:18,020 Oh, my God, look at this fag. 575 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,570 Looks like he's dead, bro. 576 00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:22,070 - Are all fags this white, bro? - It's major. 577 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,260 Come on, dudes. 578 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,130 I get pussy all the time. 579 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:26,970 Just don't wanna wrinkle at a young age. 580 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,440 SPF, bros. 581 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,050 Hey, Sporky, wait up. 582 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,380 Listen, I'm sorRy for being such a fag earlier. 583 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:45,290 Don't say that word. 584 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,330 Why not? 585 00:32:46,390 --> 00:32:48,380 It's only mean if you're a fag. 586 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:50,360 It's mean no matter what, Charlie. 587 00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:53,300 Okay... I'm sorRy. 588 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:54,360 Listen. 589 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,160 I saw you on the dance-off list. 590 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,260 I can't believe it. 591 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,970 What are you gonna do? 592 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,060 I... I don't know. 593 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,410 I mean, I-- I haven't really thought about it yet. 594 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,780 Didn't sign myself up. 595 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,310 I'm not really a dancer. 596 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,150 But, literally, I know all the Justin Timberlake moves 597 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,550 by heaRt. 598 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:14,590 So, tell me if you need any help. 599 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,920 Thanks, Charlie. 600 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,120 - Let's go. - Oh, my God, they're coming. 601 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:18,890 Alli vienen las bitches! 602 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,820 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 603 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,960 # Why you dress like me? # 604 00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:30,470 # Is it honesty or you just a fool? # 605 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,870 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 606 00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:34,930 # Why the schoolkids laugh # 607 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:38,540 # 'Cause the papers got it wrong again # 608 00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:40,940 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 609 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,010 # Take a piece of me # 610 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,050 # SeRve me up on a plate # 611 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,750 # In your restaurant # 612 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,980 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 613 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,860 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 614 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,250 # Is it 'cause I'm fly? # 615 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:59,300 # 'Cause I said what I said # 616 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,300 # When I said what I said # 617 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,100 # But I didn't say # 618 00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:05,430 # Is it 'cause I'm hip? # 619 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:09,500 # Why you dig my shit and you say I'm a fan # 620 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,170 # Now I understand # 621 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,480 # Is it 'cause I'm hot? # 622 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,540 # Why you mention me # 623 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:19,280 # In your VIP memoRy # 624 00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,580 # Is it 'cause I'm cool? # 625 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:27,020 # No one really cooler ## 626 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,800 Oh, well, if it isn't the little she-he 627 00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:37,360 and the amazing Faggotron. 628 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,840 Shut up, Byotch. 629 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,810 You're just mad 'cause I took your virginity and dumped you. 630 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,840 Please. 631 00:34:43,910 --> 00:34:47,350 You couldn't get it up if your daddies asked you to. 632 00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:49,750 And I'm sure they do. 633 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:52,580 By the way, nice eye shadow, Twinkle Toes. 634 00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:53,710 So your color. 635 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:55,190 ( laughing ) 636 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,160 # Hit me baby one more time # 637 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,820 Ooh, ooh! 638 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:00,990 That's not even Timberlake. 639 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:04,430 That's stupid Britney Spears, a-holes. 640 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:05,900 Don't you dare 641 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,060 tell me about Britney Spears. 642 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,570 She is a god to me, you maggot. 643 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,900 Why don't-- why don't you just leave him alone, Betsy? 644 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,270 Hmm, so "it" speaks. 645 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:19,310 I've been waiting for this for some time now. 646 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:21,310 You and I have a little unfinished business 647 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,750 to do, he-she! 648 00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:26,250 Don't do it, Spork. 649 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,810 If you get in trouble, you won't be allowed to do the dance-off. 650 00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:31,380 Well, well, well. 651 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,760 So, Sporky the Dorky thinks that she has a shot 652 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:35,850 at winning my dance-off, huh? 653 00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:37,920 It's not your dance-off, Byotch. 654 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,260 Oh, but it will be, sister. 655 00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:41,800 It will be. 656 00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:44,000 Hey, you funny-lookin' little white girls! 657 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:45,160 That's enough of that. 658 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,610 Get your little skinny asses to class, pronto! 659 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,040 And that means you too, Spork. 660 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:54,940 ( laughing ) 661 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:01,080 Meet me after school tomorrow. 662 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,180 I'll teach you all I know about Justin Timberlake. 663 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:04,780 There's no way you're gonna lose. 664 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,530 Oh. 665 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,360 Hey, Chunk. 666 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,730 Hey, Spork. 667 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,870 So, um, thanks for the advice the other day. 668 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,530 It kind of changed my life. 669 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,410 So I heard. 670 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,610 Got Betsy Byotch dead in the face. 671 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,480 Pretty fuckin' rad. 672 00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:32,680 ( dance music playing ) 673 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:39,420 Chunk? 674 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:41,150 Hey, were you just gonna ride home, 675 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,750 or do you have time to hang? 676 00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:44,820 Could maybe come with me to my mom's restaurant 677 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,590 and help out in exchange for some more advice. 678 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,720 ( horn honking ) 679 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,600 Holla! 680 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:06,710 So... 681 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:10,590 this is where you work after school? 682 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,820 Kinda. 683 00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:13,480 It's not like work-work. 684 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,550 I don't get paid or anything. 685 00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:17,820 I just fill out these little papers with sayings and shit. 686 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:24,430 "Never take for granted 687 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:27,270 the things that matter least in life." 688 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:28,670 My mom has me help her with writing out 689 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:31,640 all the foRtune cookies. 690 00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:33,840 - By hand? - "Yeppers." 691 00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:36,110 Cheaper, it keeps me busy and out of trouble. 692 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:42,390 So, Spork, word is you're hangin' with Twinkle Toes 693 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,520 and gearing up to tRy and win the dance-off. 694 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:49,120 Don't be neRvous, kiddo. 695 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,320 You just keep doing what you're doing, 696 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,760 no matter what anyone says. 697 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:56,130 Charlie, the dance-off-- none of it really matters. 698 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,230 All that matters is that you give both a shot. 699 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,500 You hear me? 700 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:01,700 ( woman speaking Mandarin ) 701 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,160 Wh-- what was she saying, Chunk? 702 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,500 She said you look pretty dressed like that. 703 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,210 ( dog barking ) 704 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,380 # Hey # 705 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,680 # Hey # 706 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:53,350 # Hey ## 707 00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:55,790 Hey, Spit, can I talk to you for a minute? 708 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:57,420 What's up, kiddo? 709 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:03,700 Well, if you liked somebody, what would you do? 710 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,640 Are you pregnant, Spork? 711 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,140 No, Spit. 712 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:10,010 Did you get someone pregnant, Spork? 713 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,480 No, Spit. 714 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:15,910 Well, then, I guess I'd probably tell 'em. 715 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:20,140 But tell them what? 716 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,880 That I wanted to get 'em pregnant. 717 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,160 Look, Spork... 718 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,890 it just happens, you know. 719 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,090 Like... 720 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,860 when you're with someone, it just happens or it don't. 721 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:40,370 There ain't no special words or nothin' like that. 722 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,810 It's like, uh, us guys, 723 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,240 we just follow our dicks, and you girls-- 724 00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:49,180 - Never mind, Spit. - Oh. 725 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:52,050 I was gonna say... 726 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,980 you girls follow your heaRts. 727 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,190 Hey, come here, kiddo. 728 00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:31,350 Take this. 729 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,780 It'll help. 730 00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:42,890 ( sighing ) 731 00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:00,280 # One, two, three # 732 00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:02,220 # So I woke up early this morning # 733 00:41:02,290 --> 00:41:04,190 # And I walked to the five-and-dime # 734 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,820 # I saw this young lady # 735 00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:08,020 # That's what she looked like from behind # 736 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,030 # I tapped her on the shoulder # 737 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,260 She's weird. 738 00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:11,760 # Excuse me, ma'am # 739 00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,700 # She looked back at me and said # 740 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:15,740 # I'm half-man # 741 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,240 # Whoa # 742 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:21,210 # Spork # 743 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,100 # Phew # 744 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,070 # That girl # 745 00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:27,550 # Whoa # 746 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:28,480 # Spork # 747 00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:29,380 # Phew # 748 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:30,610 # That girl # 749 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,240 # That-that-that-that-that that-that girl # 750 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,010 # That-that-that-that-that that-that girl # 751 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,020 # That-that-that-that-that that-that-that-that-that # 752 00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:37,080 # That-that girl # 753 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,150 # Spork ## 754 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:40,630 ( phone ringing ) 755 00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:42,800 Y'ello? 756 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:45,460 I have a favor to ask you, okay? 757 00:41:45,530 --> 00:41:48,160 And-- and please say yes, please. 758 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,860 Well, that depending on what it be. 759 00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:55,900 Um, can you teach me to dance? 760 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,670 Dance like you do? 761 00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,800 I'm-- I'm competing in the school dance-off, 762 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,370 and I don't think I've ever danced in my entire life. 763 00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:10,380 Girl, you must be trippin'. 764 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:12,190 Of course I'll help you, you my girl. 765 00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:13,490 I am? 766 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,750 Yeah. 767 00:42:14,830 --> 00:42:17,060 You brought my broke ass home, didn't ya? 768 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,000 But I thought you said that we didn't have any friends 769 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:19,930 in the hood. 770 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,030 Spork, I said I'd help. 771 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,900 This ain't no Oprah, so shut the hell up. 772 00:42:24,970 --> 00:42:27,060 Come by the gymnasium tomorrow during lunch. 773 00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:29,130 Me and my hos will hook you up. 774 00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:30,270 Thanks, Tootsie Roll. 775 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,280 Oh, and Spork? 776 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,140 Wear sneakers. 777 00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:34,510 Okay. 778 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:48,520 We can do this, Dorothy. 779 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,930 We can do this. 780 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,560 Okay, now, Treena, show Spork the dookie dump. 781 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,930 Girl, you better ask somebody. 782 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,330 Mm-hmm. 783 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,270 # Hit it # 784 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:11,550 Now this is the dookie dump. 785 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,590 Okay, now, Spork, you tRy the dookie dump. 786 00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:20,520 # It was me and the posse with... # 787 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:22,590 Um... 788 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:23,560 I'm-- I'm-- 789 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:24,790 Damn, bitch! 790 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:26,160 Do like I say. 791 00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:29,330 # Lo and behold there appeared a mirage # 792 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,840 # He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage # 793 00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:35,430 # We stopped short # 794 00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:36,480 Oh! 795 00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:37,570 # Did a double take # 796 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,640 Th-that's it, girl, you almost got it. 797 00:43:40,710 --> 00:43:42,770 Okay, now tRy to stick your ass out more. 798 00:43:43,550 --> 00:43:45,110 ( laughing ) 799 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,450 N-no, no, no. 800 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,550 Like this. 801 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:53,780 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 802 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:55,790 No, honey. 803 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:58,190 You need to move it, rock your hips. 804 00:43:58,270 --> 00:44:00,960 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 805 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:05,700 Little-- little bit better, but... 806 00:44:05,770 --> 00:44:07,210 Yeah. 807 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,500 That's it, girl. 808 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,630 Now let's tRy this. 809 00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:10,900 Move it to the side. 810 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,440 Okay, girl. 811 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,150 Go, girl. 812 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,380 You've gotta be kidding me. 813 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:24,050 They're teaching her how to dance? 814 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,060 If you could call it that. 815 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,560 Looks more like some tribal ritual. 816 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:32,530 I hope she's the sacrifice. 817 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,730 I just got an idea. 818 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,930 Let's go ahead and allow Sporky Dorky to compete. 819 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,370 It might just be the best peRformance yet. 820 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:46,940 ( giggling ) 821 00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:49,410 You are so over-the-top sometimes. 822 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,550 Hey, Spork. 823 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,820 Hey, Charlie. 824 00:44:57,890 --> 00:44:59,690 You ready? 825 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,130 I don't know. 826 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,220 Tootsie Roll tried to teach me during lunch, 827 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:08,200 but I just can't get my ass to move like hers. 828 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,900 ( chuckling ) 829 00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:11,030 Come on, Spork. 830 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,730 Don't be so hard on yourself. 831 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,140 I'll teach you all I know. 832 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,700 I have the whole DVD collection 833 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,400 of all the Justin Timberlake conceRts. 834 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,570 He'll show us what to do. 835 00:45:21,650 --> 00:45:22,810 Come on! 836 00:45:33,790 --> 00:45:35,690 ( dance music playing ) 837 00:45:37,830 --> 00:45:39,770 Okay, Spork, watch. 838 00:45:39,830 --> 00:45:41,270 Watch. 839 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:42,130 There! 840 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,860 Did you just see that? 841 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:47,400 Oh, my God, he's so utterly amazing. 842 00:45:47,470 --> 00:45:50,530 Did you know he's actually a natural blonde? 843 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,470 Oh, my God. 844 00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:57,310 You know Dorothy? 845 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:00,150 Hmm, yeah. 846 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:02,850 My mom got that for me for my biRthday. 847 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,150 Pretty stupid, I know. 848 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:09,060 But it... Iooks different. 849 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,060 And... 850 00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:12,790 why is Dorothy white? 851 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:16,560 And where's the city skyline? 852 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,630 Spork, you're talking about "The Wiz." 853 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,640 That's the black version. 854 00:46:22,710 --> 00:46:25,010 Oh. 855 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,980 Really? 856 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:30,350 Wow, I-- I never knew. 857 00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:33,590 That's... that's weird. 858 00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:37,850 I have the same exact poster on my wall, except... 859 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,320 "The Wiz" poster. 860 00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:41,830 That's my favorite movie. 861 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,620 I've never seen "The Wiz," 862 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:48,290 but that one right there, that's my favorite movie. 863 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:51,000 Sometimes I pretend I'm Dorothy, and I sing. 864 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,570 # Troubles melt like lemon drops # 865 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,540 # Far above the chimney tops # 866 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:00,370 # That's where # 867 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:05,040 # You'll find me ## 868 00:47:07,690 --> 00:47:09,020 Wow. 869 00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:13,080 I never knew I'd tell anyone that before. 870 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,890 Me neither. 871 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,090 My mom, when I was four, 872 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,030 went to go see the Land of Oz. 873 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,830 I was mad at her, 'cause she wouldn't take me, 874 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,930 but... 875 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,340 now I know that she's happier over there. 876 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,570 See, she's like Dorothy. 877 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,970 She wants to help eveRyone, 878 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:36,980 so she's gonna stay in Oz so she can help people. 879 00:47:37,050 --> 00:47:42,180 She has friends like Michael Jackson, Tin Man. 880 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,710 You know... friends. 881 00:47:45,790 --> 00:47:47,590 But I don't-- I don't even think she's looking for 882 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:49,860 the Wiz anymore. 883 00:47:49,930 --> 00:47:53,090 She's probably happy. 884 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:56,190 I'm gonna go there soon too. 885 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:59,200 I'll... take you with me, if you want. 886 00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:04,470 I-- I-- I mean, you don't have to. 887 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:06,310 I just-- I mean, if you wanted to-- 888 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:09,350 Spork. 889 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:10,970 Dorothy's black. 890 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,150 So what? 891 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,520 Maybe my mom is black. 892 00:48:19,590 --> 00:48:20,790 You don't know. 893 00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:24,260 Maybe-- maybe in Oz, you turn black. 894 00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:26,230 I'm just sayin'. 895 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,890 I mean, I wouldn't mind being black. 896 00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:32,600 That's not the point. 897 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:37,370 You're weird. 898 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,780 I want to go home. 899 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,110 Wait. 900 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,310 Don't go. 901 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,150 What's your favorite color? 902 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,950 - Green. - Why? 903 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,040 Because without the green ones, they're boring. 904 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:11,200 Yeah, they are kind of boring without the green ones. 905 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,010 They all kinda look the same. 906 00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:29,190 Is it true? 907 00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:30,590 Is what true? 908 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,870 I wanna go home. 909 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:41,740 Then go. 910 00:49:41,810 --> 00:49:46,140 # This heaRt is over the stars # 911 00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:49,810 # This heaRt is over the moon # 912 00:49:51,350 --> 00:49:53,910 # But fate is filled... # 913 00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:55,920 Please don't laugh at me. 914 00:49:58,660 --> 00:49:59,890 I think you're pretty. 915 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:08,390 Do you think I'm pretty? 916 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,070 I think you're veRy pretty. 917 00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:24,620 # They shout aggression at me # 918 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:29,490 # This lands there on the wall # 919 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,690 # This life is far too... ## 920 00:50:37,830 --> 00:50:41,130 I'm-- I'm gonna win the dance-off, Mommy. 921 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,170 I don't know how, but... 922 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,800 I'm gonna win. 923 00:50:45,870 --> 00:50:49,000 And I'm gonna use the money to be pretty like you. 924 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,210 And I made a friend. 925 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,480 A real one this time. 926 00:50:56,550 --> 00:51:00,040 He's really nice, too. 927 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,280 Mommy, he's coming with me... 928 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,090 to see you in Oz. 929 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,720 He... he already knew about it even before I met him, 930 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,430 but... he-- 931 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:17,800 Well-- well, kind of, but... 932 00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:20,130 it was some other version. 933 00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:21,700 But it was pretty close. 934 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,300 Thanks, Mommy. 935 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,870 Damn, Spork! 936 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,240 You don't know how to tell no time? 937 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,910 I'm sorRy. 938 00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:06,750 My book bag broke open, and I lost one of my books. 939 00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:08,180 ( laughing ) 940 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,420 Hey, shut them holes, chickenheads! 941 00:52:10,490 --> 00:52:12,980 Like any of y'all know how to read a damn book no way! 942 00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:14,620 Mmm. 943 00:52:14,690 --> 00:52:17,220 "Anyhoo," you been practicing? 944 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,760 Well, yeah, but... 945 00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:21,490 I just can't do it, Tootsie Roll. 946 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:22,860 I practiced all night. 947 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:23,990 Damn, child! 948 00:52:24,070 --> 00:52:25,560 Ain't you good at anything? 949 00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:31,100 Well, I'm really good at Twister. 950 00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:34,480 Ooh, girl! 951 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:36,110 I think I got an idea! 952 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:40,380 # Supersonic # 953 00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:44,990 # Supersonic # 954 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:46,360 Okay, here it be, girl. 955 00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:47,860 I'm fittin' to yell out these colors, 956 00:52:47,930 --> 00:52:49,490 and you just gonna do your thing. 957 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,360 You dig? 958 00:52:50,430 --> 00:52:52,090 Spork: I-- I-- I dig. 959 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,560 Okay, all right then. 960 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:54,690 So let's do this! 961 00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:55,530 #... rockin' your world # 962 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,860 # Supersonic # 963 00:52:59,010 --> 00:52:59,600 # Supersonic # 964 00:52:59,670 --> 00:53:01,200 Right hand on red. 965 00:53:03,110 --> 00:53:05,740 Right foot on blue. 966 00:53:05,810 --> 00:53:06,710 Listen... 967 00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:08,970 Right hand on yellow. 968 00:53:09,050 --> 00:53:10,740 Left foot on green. 969 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,280 Right hand on blue. 970 00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:13,910 Left foot on yellow. 971 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,180 Left hand on blue. 972 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:16,240 Left foot on yellow. 973 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,950 Right hand on green, left foot on red. 974 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,080 Right foot on yellow. 975 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,460 Green, yellow, red. 976 00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:21,690 Blue, yellow, blue. 977 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,660 Red, red. 978 00:53:22,730 --> 00:53:23,660 R-R-Red. 979 00:53:23,730 --> 00:53:25,220 Yellow, yellow, yellow. 980 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,890 Red, green, red, yellow, blue, red, yellow, green. 981 00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:30,060 Yellow, red, green. 982 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:33,040 Red, red, red, green, yellow, red... 983 00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,940 Damn, child. 984 00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:42,000 You just might win this shit after all, girl. 985 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,210 # Hey white spoRt # 986 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,650 # Do the funky Watusi # 987 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:46,880 # Hey little mama # 988 00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:48,390 # Why you get so funky? # 989 00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:49,750 # Hey little mama # 990 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:51,220 # Why you get so funky? # 991 00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:52,220 # Yeah white spoRt # 992 00:53:52,290 --> 00:53:53,880 # Do the funky Watusi # 993 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:54,950 # Hey white spoRt # 994 00:53:55,030 --> 00:53:56,690 # Do the funky Watusi # 995 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,990 # Hey little mama # 996 00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:59,290 # Why you get so funky? # 997 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,660 # Hey little mama # 998 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:01,960 # Why you get so funky? # 999 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:02,970 # Yeah white spoRt # 1000 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,500 # Do the funky Watusi # 1001 00:54:04,570 --> 00:54:05,540 # Hey white spoRt # 1002 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,100 # Do the funky Watusi # 1003 00:54:07,170 --> 00:54:08,330 # Hey little mama # 1004 00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:09,670 # Why you get so funky? # 1005 00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:10,900 # Hey little mama # 1006 00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:12,170 # Why you get so funky? # 1007 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:13,110 # Yeah white spoRt # 1008 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,670 # Do the funky Watusi # 1009 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:15,710 # Hey white spoRt # 1010 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,250 # Do the funky Watusi # 1011 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,540 # Hey little mama # 1012 00:54:18,620 --> 00:54:19,880 # Why you get so funky? # 1013 00:54:19,950 --> 00:54:21,180 # Hey little mama # 1014 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:22,550 # Why you get so funky? # 1015 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:23,520 # Yeah white spoRt # 1016 00:54:23,590 --> 00:54:25,020 # Do the funky Watusi # 1017 00:54:25,090 --> 00:54:26,060 # Hey white spoRt # 1018 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,650 # Do the funky Watusi # 1019 00:54:27,730 --> 00:54:28,820 # Hey little mama # 1020 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,060 # Why you get so funky? # 1021 00:54:30,130 --> 00:54:31,290 # Hey little mama # 1022 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,730 # Why you get so funky? # 1023 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,700 # Yeah white spoRt # 1024 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,130 # Do the funky Watusi # 1025 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,170 # Hey white spoRt # 1026 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,600 # Do the funky Watusi # 1027 00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:38,690 # Hey little mama # 1028 00:54:38,770 --> 00:54:39,970 # Why you get so funky? # 1029 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,170 # Hey little mama # 1030 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,470 # Why you get so funky? # 1031 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,530 # Yeah white spoRt # 1032 00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:44,970 # Do the funky Watusi # 1033 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:45,870 # Hey white spoRt # 1034 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,410 # Do the funky Watusi # 1035 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,640 # Hey little mama # 1036 00:54:48,710 --> 00:54:49,770 # Why you get so funky? # 1037 00:54:49,850 --> 00:54:51,040 # Hey little mama # 1038 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,350 # Why you get so funky? # 1039 00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:55,290 # Funky, funky funky, funky ## 1040 00:54:55,350 --> 00:54:57,580 ( laughing ) 1041 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,560 We are about to staRt rehearsals for the dance-off. 1042 00:55:07,970 --> 00:55:10,300 I want each and eveRy one of you 1043 00:55:10,370 --> 00:55:12,430 to understand 1044 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:14,970 that this is not a competition, 1045 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,240 but simply a means to have fun. 1046 00:55:18,310 --> 00:55:21,040 Of course, there will be a winner 1047 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:24,380 and a whole bunch of losers. 1048 00:55:24,450 --> 00:55:27,720 You will be judged by the audience cheering, 1049 00:55:27,790 --> 00:55:31,020 so be sure to invite all of your friends. 1050 00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:35,390 Now, remember, only those competing can be in here. 1051 00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,260 The rest of you, wait outside. 1052 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,390 Okay. 1053 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:43,630 First up, we have Spork and Her Only Friends. 1054 00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:56,380 My name is Spork and that's no lie 1055 00:55:56,450 --> 00:55:58,880 If you don't like me you should see my ride 1056 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,690 ( laughing ) 1057 00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:07,180 But don't laugh at me and be such a "meanie" 1058 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:09,850 'Cause I got a really small wee-wee 1059 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,530 ( laughing ) 1060 00:56:21,710 --> 00:56:23,730 Gotcha. 1061 00:56:23,810 --> 00:56:25,070 Bitch. 1062 00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:27,200 ( laughing ) 1063 00:56:28,910 --> 00:56:29,940 Spork, wait! 1064 00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:44,490 Spork, wait! 1065 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,160 Don't listen to them! 1066 00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:54,670 Hey, girl, where you runnin' off to? 1067 00:56:54,740 --> 00:56:56,140 Hey, I'm talkin' to you, ho! 1068 00:56:57,510 --> 00:56:58,810 ( dog barking ) 1069 00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,810 ( dog yelping ) 1070 00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:23,360 Ow! 1071 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,030 You stupid ball! 1072 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:27,040 You stupid, stupid ball! 1073 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,370 I hate Spork! 1074 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,500 I hate her! 1075 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:30,740 And you're dead! 1076 00:57:30,810 --> 00:57:32,330 You're not real! 1077 00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:34,570 Nothing is real! 1078 00:57:43,090 --> 00:57:45,390 ( cRying ) 1079 00:58:01,510 --> 00:58:03,410 Why didn't you take me with you? 1080 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,140 Why, huh? 1081 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,980 Why did you lie to me? 1082 00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:13,110 You said I'd be pretty like you! 1083 00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:15,520 I hate you! 1084 00:58:15,590 --> 00:58:17,650 I don't want you to ever come back! 1085 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,920 Ever, ever, ever! 1086 00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:23,790 I believed you. 1087 00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:26,230 Why did you have to go without me? 1088 00:58:34,370 --> 00:58:35,570 I don't wanna ever wake up. 1089 00:58:38,110 --> 00:58:39,840 Never, ever, ever. 1090 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,160 Looks like the champ is up. 1091 00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:41,370 What happened? 1092 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,770 Well, I think you went and acted a fool is what happened. 1093 00:59:55,150 --> 00:59:56,520 They laughed at me, Spit. 1094 00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:00,150 All of them. 1095 01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:07,390 I-- I have to move. 1096 01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:08,830 Go away somewhere. 1097 01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:10,630 Where you gonna go? 1098 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:11,760 Oz? 1099 01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:17,370 There is no Oz, Spit. 1100 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,710 Yeah. 1101 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:22,580 I thought you'd say that. 1102 01:00:22,650 --> 01:00:26,240 Saw your poster on the floor. 1103 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,380 Still, I figured you might want it back up 1104 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:32,150 before you woke up. 1105 01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:35,090 I don't. 1106 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,690 Thank you for fixing it, but it's just a stupid poster. 1107 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,390 EveRything is stupid. 1108 01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:47,230 Is it now? 1109 01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:52,980 Oh, my God. 1110 01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:57,280 I'm-- I'm not dead. 1111 01:00:57,350 --> 01:01:00,010 But the weeds and... 1112 01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:02,210 I'm allergic and-- 1113 01:01:02,290 --> 01:01:03,810 Well, last time, I-- 1114 01:01:03,890 --> 01:01:06,380 That was then, Spork. 1115 01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:07,820 People change. 1116 01:01:07,890 --> 01:01:09,990 They grow up. 1117 01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:11,220 Get stronger. 1118 01:01:15,970 --> 01:01:19,340 I don't. 1119 01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,640 I won't change. 1120 01:01:24,210 --> 01:01:26,070 I'm just Spork forever. 1121 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:30,550 And what in the hell's wrong with that, little sis? 1122 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:31,780 EveRything. 1123 01:01:33,650 --> 01:01:36,350 Is it now? 1124 01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:40,880 Well, seemed pretty tough to me last night. 1125 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,190 You could hear me? 1126 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:47,060 Spork, I think the whole trailer park could hear you. 1127 01:01:47,130 --> 01:01:48,120 Why didn't you do something? 1128 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,630 I did. 1129 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,000 I let you give off some steam, 1130 01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:54,230 and there ain't nothin' wrong with that, Sporky. 1131 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:56,300 And I'll tell you something else. 1132 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:59,140 You're more like our mama than anybody else I ever seen. 1133 01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:03,580 What was she like? 1134 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,780 She was like you. 1135 01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:16,220 Different. 1136 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:17,920 In more ways than one. 1137 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,190 EveRybody thought she was crazy. 1138 01:02:22,270 --> 01:02:26,260 Damn near was, to tell you the truth. 1139 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:30,830 Scared off Daddy real quick, I used to think. 1140 01:02:30,910 --> 01:02:34,240 But... 1141 01:02:34,310 --> 01:02:36,980 she was... 1142 01:02:37,050 --> 01:02:38,950 different in a lot of good ways, too. 1143 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:46,850 Daddy used to get pretty rough with me. 1144 01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:48,020 She'd come a-runnin' out, 1145 01:02:48,090 --> 01:02:51,320 hollerin', her hair all frizzy-like, 1146 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,090 and chase him off with a shovel. 1147 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,470 That was Mama for you. 1148 01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:01,030 And I'll tell you something else. 1149 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,870 When she was sick, 1150 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:10,210 and you were just a baby, 1151 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,720 she'd always tell me she wasn't leavin' to go nowhere. 1152 01:03:15,590 --> 01:03:17,210 Just to go see Oz. 1153 01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:21,190 And that she'd be waitin' for us there. 1154 01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:27,790 But there is no Oz, Spit. 1155 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,130 I've looked, and she's not there. 1156 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,140 Sporky... 1157 01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:37,180 you just been lookin' in all the wrong places. 1158 01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,970 You see, Oz... 1159 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,920 ... it's right here. 1160 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,620 And that's where Mama's been waitin' for you all along. 1161 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,780 She ain't goin' nowhere. 1162 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:02,160 And neither am I, Spork. 1163 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,770 All right, that's enough of that shit. 1164 01:04:20,850 --> 01:04:22,410 Clean up this diRty-ass room. 1165 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,720 Oh, and wipe your face. 1166 01:04:26,790 --> 01:04:28,280 You got a milk mustache. 1167 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:43,910 SorRy, Dorothy. 1168 01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:51,170 I was upset and... 1169 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:53,010 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 1170 01:05:02,030 --> 01:05:04,220 Oh, my God! 1171 01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:05,420 The dance-off! 1172 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:13,000 ( phone ringing ) 1173 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:16,100 Girl, I can hear you dialing my number from out the window! 1174 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,740 I need to ask you another favor. 1175 01:05:18,810 --> 01:05:21,110 Can you help me pick out an outfit for the dance-off? 1176 01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:24,340 You really gonna do this? 1177 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:30,280 Definitely. 1178 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,120 Well, then come on, ho! 1179 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:33,390 We ain't got all day! 1180 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:36,050 I like rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream pie 1181 01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:37,060 Yeah right 1182 01:05:37,130 --> 01:05:38,820 Meet me at the ice cream truck 1183 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:40,690 I'll buy you an ice cream 1184 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,760 I'll whip out my drumstick... 1185 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:47,500 Okay, honestly, does it look any better? 1186 01:05:49,610 --> 01:05:52,270 Do you really want to know? 1187 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:54,140 I don't seem to remember you having that attitude 1188 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:56,440 when I first met you, Loosie. 1189 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,540 I sure hope you haven't forgotten 1190 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,480 the dark ages, Loosie Goosie. 1191 01:05:59,550 --> 01:06:01,450 You know, before I taught you the effects of highlights 1192 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,510 and bleached teeth and eye shadow. 1193 01:06:03,590 --> 01:06:05,250 Or do I need to pull out a photo? 1194 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,290 Glamour Shots circa '98 much? 1195 01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,420 Oh, I'd like to see that. 1196 01:06:09,490 --> 01:06:11,460 You know I've heard about those photos. 1197 01:06:11,530 --> 01:06:13,090 I'm fine, Byotch. 1198 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,600 I'm just totally over your cunt-fest in the late. 1199 01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:17,600 Like, I love my bitch points too, 1200 01:06:17,670 --> 01:06:19,640 but you've been acting all "psycho-fied." 1201 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:22,370 I mean, that shoe polish really messed up my pores. 1202 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,430 - Yeah, for sure. - Def. 1203 01:06:24,510 --> 01:06:27,740 Sacrifices had to be made, my little second-in-command. 1204 01:06:27,810 --> 01:06:28,800 Really? 1205 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,280 'Cause I didn't see you wearing any. 1206 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:35,780 Ladies, let's not quarrel before my-- 1207 01:06:35,850 --> 01:06:38,450 our... big debut. 1208 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,320 Tonight is about Britney Spears. 1209 01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:42,690 Tonight is the night we show her 1210 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,490 our gratitude for what she's taught us. 1211 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,560 And I know I've been a bit harsh lately, 1212 01:06:47,630 --> 01:06:49,660 but now that Spork is over and done with, 1213 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:52,970 Iet's move on and remember the sisterhood of the bitches. 1214 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,340 And that Spork was just a taste... 1215 01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:57,380 of my rage. 1216 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,110 Now, are you with me, bitches? 1217 01:07:01,180 --> 01:07:02,170 For sure! 1218 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,820 # We like the cars # 1219 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,980 # The cars that go boom # 1220 01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:15,890 "Oh, that light is so harsh." 1221 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,790 Blanche DuBois, Tennessee Williams. 1222 01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:20,350 Thank you. 1223 01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:23,330 Welcome, all of you, 1224 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,200 for the biggest moment in all of your lives, 1225 01:07:27,270 --> 01:07:28,930 and one of mine, 1226 01:07:29,010 --> 01:07:33,270 the CherRy Lane Middle School Dance-Off! 1227 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:35,110 ( cheers and applause ) 1228 01:07:37,950 --> 01:07:40,440 Now, I know 1229 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,490 that you are all as excited as I am 1230 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,790 to see our shining young stars hit the stage 1231 01:07:46,860 --> 01:07:50,890 and show us exactly what they're made of. 1232 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,790 # Beat, beat, beat, beat # 1233 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:53,590 # Beat # 1234 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:55,570 # Hey, hey, hey # 1235 01:07:55,630 --> 01:07:56,790 # Come on eveRybody # 1236 01:07:56,870 --> 01:07:57,960 # Beat ## 1237 01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:13,640 So, without fuRther ado, 1238 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,520 we kick off the dance-off first with 1239 01:08:17,590 --> 01:08:21,290 Betsy Byotch and the Bitches! 1240 01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:24,590 ( cheers and applause ) 1241 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:34,860 # Oh baby, baby # 1242 01:08:38,310 --> 01:08:40,010 # Oh baby, baby # 1243 01:08:43,450 --> 01:08:45,440 # Oh baby, baby # 1244 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,820 # How was I supposed to know # 1245 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:53,790 # That something wasn't right here # 1246 01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:55,790 # Oh baby, baby # 1247 01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:59,490 # I shouldn't have let you go # 1248 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,760 # And now you're right out of sight yeah... # 1249 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,840 Okay, okay. 1250 01:09:10,910 --> 01:09:12,040 Move outta my way, hos. 1251 01:09:12,110 --> 01:09:13,440 Damn, that's a big-ass hat. 1252 01:09:13,510 --> 01:09:15,380 - Whoo, that's a big-ass hat. - Stupid hat! 1253 01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:16,610 This ain't no Vegas. 1254 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,620 #... is killin' me and I # 1255 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,550 # I must confess # 1256 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:23,450 # I still believe # 1257 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,990 # Still believe # 1258 01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:28,250 # When I'm not with you I lose my mind # 1259 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:32,090 # Give me a sign # 1260 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,190 # Hit me baby one more time # 1261 01:09:35,270 --> 01:09:38,860 # My loneliness is killing me # 1262 01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:41,460 Okay, you ready for this? 1263 01:09:41,540 --> 01:09:42,940 A'ight then. 1264 01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,840 All right, I'm fittin' to be right here, 1265 01:09:44,910 --> 01:09:46,570 yelling out the orders. 1266 01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:48,940 Whatever you do, don't stop. 1267 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:52,780 # And give me a sign # 1268 01:09:52,850 --> 01:09:55,380 # Hit me baby one more time ## 1269 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,420 ( cheers and applause ) 1270 01:10:01,790 --> 01:10:04,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1271 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,120 That was quite a show! 1272 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,960 Let's hear it for Betsy Byotch and the Bitches! 1273 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,090 ( cheers and applause ) 1274 01:10:12,170 --> 01:10:13,300 The little bitches. 1275 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,380 You've gotta be kidding me. 1276 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:24,040 What are those things doing here? 1277 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,090 Looks like not eveRybody is scared of you. 1278 01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:28,480 Oh, uh... 1279 01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:30,250 Okay, okay, quiet now! 1280 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,450 Quiet, quiet! 1281 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,980 Now, there's been a change in the schedule, 1282 01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:38,460 apparently, I believe. 1283 01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:41,360 Uh... 1284 01:10:41,430 --> 01:10:42,960 Well, yes. 1285 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:46,560 There's been a change in the schedule. 1286 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,200 Hmm. 1287 01:10:48,270 --> 01:10:52,870 Next up will be a peRformance given by J-- 1288 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:54,670 ( feedback blaring ) 1289 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,080 What the fuck is this about? 1290 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:32,940 # Lady boy, lady boy # 1291 01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:36,280 # Lady boy, lady boy # 1292 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,120 # This groove is for my girls # 1293 01:11:39,190 --> 01:11:41,220 # Little lady boys and girls # 1294 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,630 # This groove is for my girls... # 1295 01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:47,320 Right hand on yellow! 1296 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:50,760 Right hand on red! 1297 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,330 # This groove is for my girls # 1298 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,240 # Little lady boys and girls # 1299 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,000 Left foot on blue! 1300 01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:57,770 # Lady boys and girls # 1301 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:58,970 # This groove is for my girls # 1302 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,310 # Little lady boys and girls # 1303 01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:03,310 - Whoa. - Whoa, girl. 1304 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:08,150 # Nobody rocks like the girls I'm running with # 1305 01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:09,780 Damn! 1306 01:12:09,850 --> 01:12:11,290 #... everybody's in on it # 1307 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:14,420 # Some girls talk to the boys in the chat room # 1308 01:12:14,490 --> 01:12:17,690 # My girls talk to the boys in the back room # 1309 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,530 # Hit me up I'm that chick you know # 1310 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,160 # That my world one stop if you clock me # 1311 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,220 # You got me # 1312 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,630 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 1313 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:27,600 # You got me going # 1314 01:12:27,670 --> 01:12:30,660 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # 1315 01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:32,440 Damn, baby. 1316 01:12:32,510 --> 01:12:33,880 # Little lady boys and girls # 1317 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,780 # This groove is for my lady boy # 1318 01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:37,210 # Lady boys and girls # 1319 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,750 # This groove is for my girls # 1320 01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:40,720 # Little lady boys and girls # 1321 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,840 # Little lady lady boys and... # 1322 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,280 # This groove is for my girls # 1323 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,920 # Little lady boys and girls # 1324 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,060 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1325 01:12:53,130 --> 01:12:54,690 # This groove is for my girls # 1326 01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:56,760 # Little lady boys and girls # 1327 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,740 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1328 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,430 # This groove is for lady boys lady boys and girls # 1329 01:13:03,510 --> 01:13:05,340 # Little lady boys and girls ## 1330 01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:29,400 ( cheers and applause ) 1331 01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:37,100 Shut up, shut up, all of you. 1332 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,110 Stop it! 1333 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,270 ( cheers and applause ) 1334 01:13:53,790 --> 01:13:55,850 This is all 'cause of you, Tootsie Roll. 1335 01:13:55,930 --> 01:13:57,420 Thank you. 1336 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,620 Girl, don't even play. 1337 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:01,460 I don't know what the hell you did out there, 1338 01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:03,630 but it wasn't for sure nothin' I taught you. 1339 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,690 Get it, girl. 1340 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:06,530 Get it for reals. 1341 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,160 ( cheers and applause ) 1342 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,180 Quiet! 1343 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:15,580 Quiet, quiet! 1344 01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:18,280 Quiet, shh! 1345 01:14:18,350 --> 01:14:19,480 Shut up! 1346 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,780 Thank you. 1347 01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:29,790 Well, I must say, this is quite a surprise indeed. 1348 01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,020 In all fairness, 1349 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,830 I think the winner has already been decided. 1350 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:35,560 Too bad, bunnies. 1351 01:14:35,630 --> 01:14:38,930 This was a real shocker, wasn't it, kids? 1352 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,730 The winner is... 1353 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,100 ( imitating fanfare ) 1354 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:48,470 The winner is Spork! 1355 01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:53,070 ( cheers and applause ) 1356 01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:01,080 all: Spork, Spork, Spork! 1357 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:04,930 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1358 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,730 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1359 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,630 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork! 1360 01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:13,030 Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork, Spork... 1361 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,440 ( cheers and applause ) 1362 01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:43,320 Tootsie Roll, um, I-- 1363 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,660 I know you said we're not supposed to have 1364 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,330 any friends in the hood. 1365 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,900 But you're the closest thing I've ever had to a real friend. 1366 01:15:49,970 --> 01:15:52,640 And... 1367 01:15:52,710 --> 01:15:54,540 I want you to have this. 1368 01:15:54,610 --> 01:15:57,050 Okay? 1369 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,680 Spork, I-- I can't take this. 1370 01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:02,150 You earned it, girl, you worked hard. 1371 01:16:02,220 --> 01:16:04,090 I'm cool. 1372 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,750 I'm not worried about that. 1373 01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:07,450 I-- I know you're cool. 1374 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:10,020 But, again, you're my friend. 1375 01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:13,060 And that's what friends do. 1376 01:16:13,130 --> 01:16:14,830 At least my friends. 1377 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,160 It's yours, you earned it. 1378 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,230 Sweet! 1379 01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:25,110 Oh! 1380 01:16:26,910 --> 01:16:29,280 You're the coolest white bitch I know, Spork. 1381 01:16:29,350 --> 01:16:31,110 - Thanks. - Hear that, okay? 1382 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:32,380 Okay. 1383 01:16:32,450 --> 01:16:33,610 Come on, y'all, let's go. 1384 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,350 - Bye, Spork! - Bye, Spork! 1385 01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:36,610 Later, Charlie, bye, Spork. 1386 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:48,590 This is it, tripod! 1387 01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:50,260 You may have convinced the school that you're normal, 1388 01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:53,360 but I am so gonna pound your face in! 1389 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,670 Oh, shut the fuck up already! 1390 01:16:55,740 --> 01:16:56,600 Jesus. 1391 01:16:56,670 --> 01:16:58,540 You are so drama-rama. 1392 01:16:58,610 --> 01:17:01,010 You know what, bitch? 1393 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,540 I have just about had it with your insubordination. 1394 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,740 Uh! 1395 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,780 Shit, dude, that bitch was so annoying. 1396 01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:13,850 Wow, that was amazing. 1397 01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:15,190 The name's Chunk. 1398 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:17,230 Kinda like "chink," but instead they call me Chunk. 1399 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,320 Loosie Goosie. 1400 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,560 Kinda like Lucy, but they call me Loosie. 1401 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,320 So, what you did with Tootsie Roll and the money-- 1402 01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:45,860 that was pretty cool. 1403 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,320 She's my friend. 1404 01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:51,090 That's what friends do. 1405 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:57,460 Hey, Spork, can I ask you something? 1406 01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:59,330 Sure. 1407 01:18:02,370 --> 01:18:05,240 If you've never had a friend... 1408 01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:07,210 how do you know what a friend would do? 1409 01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:14,210 'Cause... 1410 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,690 it just feels right. 1411 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:21,050 Yeah. 1412 01:18:22,590 --> 01:18:24,190 Spork? 1413 01:18:24,260 --> 01:18:25,490 Yeah, Charlie. 1414 01:18:29,630 --> 01:18:31,230 Will you be my girlfriend? 1415 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:41,440 Sure. 1416 01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:45,340 Yes! 1417 01:18:47,450 --> 01:18:50,510 Spork: And that was my first boyfriend. 1418 01:18:50,590 --> 01:18:53,060 Made my first friend and boyfriend 1419 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:54,820 in one awesome day. 1420 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,560 It's funny, really, when Charlie asked me 1421 01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,300 how I ever really knew what a good friend would be like. 1422 01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:09,530 'Cause I really never did know. 1423 01:19:09,610 --> 01:19:13,270 But there's a lot of things I still don't really know. 1424 01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,710 Why people say mean things 1425 01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:17,480 or huRt other people when they're different. 1426 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,340 I don't think I'll ever know. 1427 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,180 The truth is... 1428 01:19:26,260 --> 01:19:29,780 I don't wanna know. 1429 01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:31,560 'Cause, you see, it doesn't matter. 1430 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,560 All that matters is the people we care about 1431 01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:38,120 and the ones who care about us. 1432 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,280 See, Mommy... 1433 01:19:55,350 --> 01:19:56,410 you made it. 1434 01:19:58,890 --> 01:20:00,190 You made it to the Emerald City. 1435 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:12,430 I used to think that my only dream 1436 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,440 was to be someone else... 1437 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,270 anything else than what I was. 1438 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,110 And somehow I got it. 1439 01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,740 I finally figured out how to be somebody 1440 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:30,010 I never really ever got to be in my whole life. 1441 01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:34,880 Myself. 1442 01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:41,760 # Hey # 1443 01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:42,730 # Hey # 1444 01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:46,430 # Hey # 1445 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:47,440 # Ooh-ah # 1446 01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:48,900 # Hey # 1447 01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:50,530 # Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey # 1448 01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:51,970 # You you're such a freak # 1449 01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,770 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1450 01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:55,510 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1451 01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:57,610 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1452 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,010 # Pick your boogie # 1453 01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:01,780 # Then dance # 1454 01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:03,580 # Pop your booty # 1455 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:05,550 # Throw up your hands # 1456 01:21:05,620 --> 01:21:06,890 # You don't hear them # 1457 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,790 # When they staRt to jam # 1458 01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:10,790 # Hey you you're such a freak # 1459 01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:12,800 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1460 01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:14,660 # You ain't got no money # 1461 01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:16,530 # You ain't got no friends # 1462 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,360 # You just came to paRty # 1463 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,400 # You just want to dance # 1464 01:21:20,470 --> 01:21:22,170 # You don't even hear them # 1465 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,070 # When they staRt to jam # 1466 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,080 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1467 01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:28,040 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1468 01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:29,940 # You just want to join the paRty # 1469 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,780 # You just want to do your dance # 1470 01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:33,650 # You ain't tRying to huRt nobody # 1471 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,620 # You ain't tRying to make no friends # 1472 01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:39,350 # EveRything and eveRybody always has to disappear # 1473 01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:41,690 # When you staRt to feel your body move # 1474 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,320 # And you don't even care # 1475 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,060 # Hey you you're such a freak # 1476 01:21:45,130 --> 01:21:47,060 # When you're at the paRty you don't mess with a freak # 1477 01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:48,890 # Ooh you're such a dork # 1478 01:21:48,970 --> 01:21:51,300 # Nobody kisses you on the dance floor # 1479 01:21:56,070 --> 01:21:57,040 # Hey ## 1480 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:05,880 # Magic # 1481 01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:10,150 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1482 01:22:10,220 --> 01:22:13,050 # Oh, oh # 1483 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,890 # Magic # 1484 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,990 # Magic # 1485 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:21,790 # Look what I got in my bag of tricks # 1486 01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:24,660 # Magic hats and a house of bricks # 1487 01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:27,700 # Now I can do anything I need # 1488 01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:30,610 # All I gotta do is believe # 1489 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,340 # Wake up early in the morning # 1490 01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:36,510 # I hear my world and it is hollering # 1491 01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:39,450 # EveRything is just bright okay # 1492 01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,380 # Thing are gonna be all right okay # 1493 01:22:42,450 --> 01:22:44,390 # Oh, oh, oh # 1494 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:47,480 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1495 01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:51,020 # Just a little bit of magic # 1496 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:54,060 # And things will be okay # 1497 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:55,930 # Oh, oh, oh # 1498 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,090 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1499 01:22:59,170 --> 01:23:02,770 # Just a little bit of magic # 1500 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,810 # And we'll be on our way # 1501 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,680 # Let me pull this rabbit outside my hat # 1502 01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:11,540 # Damn you ain't seen nothing like that # 1503 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:14,310 # I feel like I'm on top of the world # 1504 01:23:14,390 --> 01:23:17,480 # With the stars in the sky I'm the only girl # 1505 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,390 # Time moves by so quickly # 1506 01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:23,330 # Something's changed inside of me # 1507 01:23:23,390 --> 01:23:26,120 # I might not be what you want to see # 1508 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,220 # But eveRything will be all right for me # 1509 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,000 # Oh, oh, oh # 1510 01:23:31,070 --> 01:23:34,330 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1511 01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:37,740 # Just a little bit of magic # 1512 01:23:37,810 --> 01:23:40,870 # And things will be okay # 1513 01:23:40,950 --> 01:23:42,850 # Oh, oh, oh # 1514 01:23:42,910 --> 01:23:46,010 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1515 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:49,950 # Just a little bit of magic # 1516 01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:52,390 # And we'll be on our way # 1517 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,890 # And it all feels like # 1518 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:59,230 # A little bit of magic # 1519 01:24:00,770 --> 01:24:02,860 # A little bit of magic # 1520 01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:06,500 # And it all feels like # 1521 01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:11,170 # A little bit of magic # 1522 01:24:12,410 --> 01:24:14,710 # A little bit of magic # 1523 01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:25,820 # Well # 1524 01:24:25,890 --> 01:24:27,980 # I'm gonna see life in 3-D # 1525 01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:30,720 # Daydream covered in sunshine # 1526 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,090 # Skies of bubbles # 1527 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,690 # They're all mine # 1528 01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:36,600 # Floating by just like veRtigo # 1529 01:24:36,670 --> 01:24:39,470 # Griping tight never letting go # 1530 01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:41,300 # Oh, oh, oh # 1531 01:24:41,370 --> 01:24:44,570 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1532 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:48,080 # Just a little bit of magic # 1533 01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:51,050 # And things will be okay # 1534 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:52,980 # Oh, oh, oh # 1535 01:24:53,050 --> 01:24:56,180 # It's just a little bit of magic # 1536 01:24:56,250 --> 01:25:00,210 # Just a little bit of magic # 1537 01:25:00,290 --> 01:25:02,780 # And we'll be on our way # 1538 01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:05,760 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1539 01:25:05,830 --> 01:25:08,590 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1540 01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:11,900 # Oh, oh, oh ooh-uh-ooh # 1541 01:25:11,970 --> 01:25:14,600 # And things will be okay # 1542 01:25:14,670 --> 01:25:17,400 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1543 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:20,310 # Oh, oh # 1544 01:25:20,380 --> 01:25:23,180 # Magic # 1545 01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:24,910 # Magic # 1546 01:25:26,350 --> 01:25:29,180 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 1547 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:32,090 # Oh, oh # 1548 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,780 # Magic ## 96275

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