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[* "Boulevard" by
Jackson Browne playing]
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{\an8}♪ Down on the boulevard
they take it hard... ♪
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[announcer] [on loudspeaker]
It's a beautiful day
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here at Velvety
Canned Cheese Park.
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{\an8}Velvety Canned Cheese:
making your cheese a breeze.
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{\an8}Good morning, everybody.
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{\an8}Get you some canned cheese.
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{\an8}That hat is too great.
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{\an8}I love it, you girls.
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{\an8}[crowd cheering]
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{\an8}♪ But if you choose to stay ♪
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{\an8}♪ You end up playing anyway ♪
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{\an8}[announcer]
And here come our boys now.
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{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen,
your Montgomery Cheesemongers!
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{\an8}And on the mound,
Montgomery's own hometown hero,
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{\an8}"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
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{\an8}♪ And you know
the kid's in shock ♪
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{\an8}♪ Up and down the block ♪
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Get 'em, Rocket!
Mow 'em down!
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{\an8}These rat bastards
can't handle the heat, Russ!
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Blast off!
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd groaning]
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[crowd] Oh!
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[spectator]
Come on!
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Shake it off, Rocket!
You still got it!
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Just warming up, Russ,
just warming up!
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[crowd cheering]
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- [spectator] Ah, shit.
- [cheering dies down]
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[crowd boos]
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[crowd jeering]
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{\an8}[player]
It's a fucking embarrassment.
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{\an8}[player 2] I never even seen
nothin' like it, man.
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{\an8}Never gonna win again.
Never getting laid again.
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{\an8}Twenty-nine straight losses!
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{\an8}Twenty-nine!
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{\an8}We're like the goddamn
Bad News Bears!
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{\an8}Actually,
the Bad News Bears
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{\an8}had one good pitcher
and one good hitter.
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{\an8}So unless Tatum O'Neal walks
through that door, we're worse.
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{\an8}Russ.
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{\an8}Russ?
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{\an8}Are we drinking?
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{\an8}Right behind you.
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Hey.
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{\an8}- Brought you some soup.
- Oh.
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{\an8}- Thank you, Lucille.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I just wanted you
to know that
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you will always have
a home here
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at Velvety
Canned Cheese Park.
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You're part of the family
no matter what.
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Thanks.
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And with Sal retiring
next season,
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we're going to need
a new head groundskeeper.
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Oh, dang.
Oh, did Skip not...
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- Oh.
- [Skip] Uh...
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I was just, um,
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working up the nerve
to tell you.
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GM called.
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Organization's going
to let you go.
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That's it?
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I'm done?
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Russ, I'm sorry.
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It's just... time.
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♪ Well, I tried
to make it Sunday ♪
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♪ But I got
so damn depressed ♪
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♪ That I set my sights... ♪
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Oh, so that's it, huh?
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Yep. They're giving me
one more start,
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then off to the pasture.
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Goddamn.
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It's not fair, Rocket.
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It's too damn fair.
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That's what hurts.
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If I still had my heat,
that'd be something else.
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You still have that
100-mile-an-hour fastball
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left in you, Russ.
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Yeah, you'll get it back.
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Nah, it's gone.
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Skip's right.
Maybe it's just time.
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Rocket, fellas,
drinks are on me.
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Oh.
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Look at that!
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I actually won 200 bucks
betting on you guys
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losing back-to-back games.
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Figured I owed you, so...
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Hey, enjoy.
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Does anybody got
any decent work
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lined up
for the off season?
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[Carl] Not yet.
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They still got
the classified ads
in the newspapers?
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I don't think they
still have newspapers.
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Vegas odds of us losing our
next five games is 22 to one?
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- Hmm.
- [Hunter] So?
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So?
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If our so-called fans
could make money
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off how bad we are,
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why can't we?
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Isn't players gambling
on games illegal?
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It's more than illegal, Goose.
It's sacrilege.
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And if anybody even heard
that we were discussing this,
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forget the show,
we'd all be banned for life.
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Lew, you're a 32-year-old
bush league catcher
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with a career
batting average of 220.
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I hate to break it to you,
but you ain't making the show.
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Neither are you.
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I know.
None of us are.
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I mean,
we can't beat time.
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So what do we do?
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Okay, we got five games
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between now
and my last start, right?
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If someone was
to bet a parlay
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on us losing all five games,
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for any dollar they put in,
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that someone
would get 22 back.
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And that someone is us.
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- Right?
- Oh, my God.
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Thank you, Carl.
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Okay, look,
we pool together
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all the money we could get
our hands on, right?
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Life savings,
second mortgages, whatever.
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Then we bet on ourselves.
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I mean, if we could get,
like, 100K,
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we're talking, like,
two million in return, huh?
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Are we in?
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I'm in.
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♪ Will you meet me
in the air? ♪
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♪ Will you love me
just a little? ♪
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♪ Just enough
to show you care ♪
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♪ Well, I tried... ♪
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If I sell the camper,
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I can get, like,
15, 20 grand.
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- Ha-ha!
- Let's go!
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Attaboy.
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[crowd cheering]
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[* upbeat music playing]
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Cheesemongers lose
to the Honeys
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12 to 0.
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Cheesemongers lose again
11 to one.
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On the bright side,
Velvety Canned Cheese
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does help
to drown the sorrow
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of this punishing
losing streak.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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[umpire]
Safe!
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[announcer] Cheesemongers
lose 13 to three.
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Mm.
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Someone take this away
from me,
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but just know
I'ma put up a fight.
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd boos]
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[announcer] Cheesemongers
keep it within 10 runs,
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losing 14 to five.
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Let's go.
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{\an8}Another Cheesemonger loss
would make for 34 straight,
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{\an8}breaking a minor league record
that stood since 1951.
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{\an8}Russ, as today's
starting pitcher,
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{\an8}how are you dealing
with the pressure?
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{\an8}Well, I'm just grateful
I'm the one
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{\an8}who's taking the mound
for us today.
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Oh, Russ,
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seems like, uh,
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I bear nothing
but bad news these days.
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Front office promoted
a kid from rookie ball,
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Felix Domingo.
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And they want him
to start.
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Skip, this is
my last start.
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You said I could have this.
What the fuck?
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I'm sorry, Russ.
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- Hey, Skip. Hi.
- [Skip] Lew.
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I borrowed eight grand
from a guy named, no joke,
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Shady "The Kneecapper" McGee.
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If this Felix kid is
any good, we're screwed!
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[Russ]
Hey, settle down, alright?
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Let me see what's what.
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Hey. Welcome to the club.
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Oh, my God,
"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
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Oh, my God, man,
it's really you.
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You know who I am?
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Yeah, of course, man.
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Actually, when I was a kid,
my brother and I,
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we tried buying up
all your rookie cards.
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[chuckles] You know,
100-mile-an-hour fastball,
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crazy movement.
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We thought you were
going to be like
the next Roger Clemens.
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Yeah.
Well, time gets us all.
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- What's that?
- Oh, this?
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Yeah, it's actually
pretty cool.
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So it's a barometer.
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My curves usually borderline
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in most altitudes, right?
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But with the lower
elevation here,
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I feel like I can get
a good break going.
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Okay, that's one approach.
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Yeah, for sure.
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- You want a dip?
- Nope.
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Sorry, I...
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got my own. [chuckles]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, anyway,
I always like to scout
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the ballpark
before I pitch.
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Wind conditions,
field conditions.
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There's always
something I can use.
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You know that.
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Honor to meet you,
but I should warm up
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if I'm gonna stop
this losing streak.
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[chuckles]
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You're a fuckin' legend.
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- I just...
- Okay.
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- Alright, good luck out there.
- [Felix] Thank you, man.
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- So?
- Well, I don't think
he's much,
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but still, we can't
leave this to chance.
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I say we jump
the bastard right now,
go for the elbow.
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[Russ] We don't need
to hurt the kid, okay?
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Just get him out
of the game.
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[Petey whistles]
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Hey, go get 'em, Petey!
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That's it.
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Hey, don't worry,
I got an idea.
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I'll see you on the field.
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If we're getting
$3.1 million
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and we're splitting it
five ways,
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then 5% going
to our front man,
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how much money does
that leave me exactly?
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I hate this type
of math, dude.
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We'll take care of it
afterwards, alright?
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Right now, I just need you
to keep your head in the game
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so we can lose it, okay?
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Okay?
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Let's get asses kicked, huh?
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[* cheery organ music playing]
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I've been noticing a slight
numbness in my right arm,
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and I'm wondering
if it's related to all
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the Velvety Canned Cheese
I've been eating.
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Is anyone else
experiencing this?
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If so, please come see me
in the announcer booth.
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Taking the mound
for the first time
with the 'Mongers
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is Felix Domingo,
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just promoted
from rookie ball.
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Let's see if he
can snap the team
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out of its incredibly
dispiriting historic skid.
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[crowd cheering]
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There you are.
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What'd you do?
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Scored some acid from one
of the hippie vendor dudes,
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spiked the kid's gum.
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It should kick in any minute.
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You Dock Ellis'd him?
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I what?
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Dock Ellis,
Pittsburgh Pirates, 1970.
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He dropped acid 'cause he
thought it was his day off,
253
00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:02,249
but then he had to pitch.
254
00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:03,217
Yeah. [chuckles]
255
00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:05,419
I Dock Ellis'd
the shit out of him.
256
00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:07,355
[Russ]
No, you dumbass.
257
00:11:07,455 --> 00:11:08,956
Once the LSD kicked in,
258
00:11:09,056 --> 00:11:10,925
his game went to
a whole other level.
259
00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:14,929
[* suspenseful,
mystical music playing]
260
00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:19,333
He threw a no-hitter.
261
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:24,305
- [umpire] Strike!
- [crowd cheering]
262
00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:29,877
Oh, shit.
263
00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:31,479
[groans]
264
00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:35,015
[* spiritual string music
playing]
265
00:11:37,651 --> 00:11:40,287
- Strike!
- [crowd cheering]
266
00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,229
[umpire] Strike!
267
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,199
Strike!
268
00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:01,075
Strike! You're out!
269
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:06,047
♪
270
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,486
I seem to have stopped
seeing the color green?
271
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:13,721
It's weird.
272
00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:15,423
All the other colors
are still present
273
00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:16,791
in my field of vision,
274
00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:17,958
but the grass,
for instance,
275
00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:20,695
has taken on
a kind of gray pallor.
276
00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,864
I have stopped eating
the Velvety Canned Cheese.
277
00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:25,966
But if there is a medical
doctor in attendance
278
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,769
and you'd be open
to stopping by,
279
00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:31,205
I don't think
that'd be the worst idea.
280
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,008
Well, folks,
we've got ourselves
281
00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:36,677
an old-fashioned
pitcher's duel.
282
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,979
Still zero-zero
here in the ninth.
283
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,116
Can the unorthodox
young Felix Domingo
284
00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:45,553
continue his dominant
debut performance?
285
00:12:45,653 --> 00:12:47,288
Hey, pal.
286
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:48,723
- Bunt.
- What?
287
00:12:48,823 --> 00:12:50,191
And don't stop running.
288
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,258
Trust me.
289
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,195
I'm going to humble
the new kid.
290
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,203
[announcer] First pitch
of the ninth underway.
291
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:06,073
And it's a bunt.
292
00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:08,843
Dundee fields
what should be an easy out
293
00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:11,245
and... throws it
into the outfield?
294
00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:12,380
Come on, Carl.
295
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:15,015
[announcer] Sandberg trips
296
00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:17,885
and throws the ball
into the ground.
297
00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:23,290
Jackson picks up the ball--
no, he muffs it.
298
00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:26,093
- Safe!
- [Creeley] Ah!
299
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:27,294
Oh, shit!
300
00:13:27,795 --> 00:13:29,930
- Ah.
- Dammit!
301
00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:32,500
[crowd boos]
302
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,101
Shit!
303
00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,272
- Damn it!
- Play better!
304
00:13:38,372 --> 00:13:40,941
Yes. Yes. Yes.
305
00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:43,778
{\an8}It's a solemn scene
at Velvety Canned Cheese Park
306
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:45,479
{\an8}as our beloved
Cheesemongers are now
307
00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:49,150
{\an8}officially the biggest losers
in minor league history.
308
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,353
{\an8}Truly, there is no joy
in Mudville tonight.
309
00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:54,188
{\an8}[* "Glory Days"
by Bruce Springsteen playing]
310
00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:56,557
[players]
We're the worst!
We're the worst!
311
00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:59,226
We suck! We suck! We suck!
312
00:13:59,326 --> 00:14:01,395
[group cheering]
313
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:05,733
♪ I had a friend was
a big baseball player ♪
314
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,436
♪ Back in high school ♪
315
00:14:09,837 --> 00:14:11,205
♪ He could throw that... ♪
316
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:13,474
You got rid of
the spiked gum, right?
317
00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:17,278
Shit.
318
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:20,381
[* pensive music playing]
319
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,058
Come on.
320
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:32,993
Come on.
321
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,930
Shit.
322
00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,166
Shit.
323
00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:42,737
[door opens]
324
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,506
Oh. Felix, hey.
325
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,708
I can't find
my damn car keys.
326
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:50,945
Hell of a game, kid.
Sorry about that loss.
327
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,414
Is this what you used?
328
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:55,649
Used?
329
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:59,920
You and your buddies,
you tried to spike my gum
330
00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,355
to get me out of the game?
331
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,758
What?
Why would we do that?
332
00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:05,760
Because you wanted
to throw it.
333
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,196
We're like the worst team
in minor league history.
334
00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:10,798
Even if we were going
to throw the game,
335
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,400
how would you even tell?
336
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,802
Because your buddy, Carl,
337
00:15:15,703 --> 00:15:19,240
tried doing a little math
in my notebook between innings
338
00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:21,642
trying to figure out
how to split up
339
00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:25,446
$3,136,018
340
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,015
five ways.
341
00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,951
You're in it.
He broke down your names.
342
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:33,654
Goddammit, Carl, shit!
343
00:15:33,754 --> 00:15:35,856
And he got
the math wrong. [laughs]
344
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,825
Okay, w-we can make
this right.
345
00:15:37,925 --> 00:15:39,427
Wh-what's it going to take?
346
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:44,231
Out on the mound today,
I-I went to some place,
347
00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:47,435
a place I've only dreamed of,
348
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,471
where-where God's face
349
00:15:50,938 --> 00:15:53,908
speaks from
the crystalline waters
350
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:58,179
and his angels
manifest in monkey form.
351
00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,349
What the hell are you
talking about, Felix?
352
00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:04,819
I'm done with baseball.
353
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:08,222
Yeah, I wanna move
to Belize...
354
00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:10,491
and find God
355
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,361
and take drugs...
356
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:19,900
after you give me
the $3 million
357
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,602
you won on today's game.
358
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,372
Oh, come on, man!
359
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:26,273
That's our life savings
you're talking about.
360
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:27,975
Some of these guys
got families.
361
00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:30,077
Look, why don't
we give you half?
362
00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,980
You could go to Belize
and we'll call it a day.
363
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,950
Either you give me
364
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:39,820
the entire three million
to keep me quiet,
365
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,890
or I bring the evidence
to the cops
366
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,592
and you lose it all anyway.
367
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,595
[Felix laughs]
368
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:50,297
"Rocket" Russ!
369
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:51,432
Shit!
370
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,635
You done?
371
00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:56,470
Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
372
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,142
[Felix] Smack.
373
00:17:01,242 --> 00:17:02,977
I'll give you instructions
374
00:17:03,077 --> 00:17:04,278
on how to wire me
the money tomorrow.
375
00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:07,548
Once it's in my account,
I'll give you the evidence.
376
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:11,485
Alright? Oh, and Russ,
you were so right.
377
00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:13,688
Time gets us all.
378
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,857
But you had all the time
and the talent
379
00:17:16,957 --> 00:17:18,492
as any of the greats.
380
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:20,194
You just blew it.
381
00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:23,030
Jesus, man, look at you.
382
00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:26,434
I don't even know how
you live with yourself.
383
00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:29,470
[* ominous music playing]
384
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:32,373
[ball thuds]
385
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:38,312
[machine beeps]
386
00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:42,683
Oh, my God.
387
00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:44,919
My fastball, I got it!
388
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:46,320
I still got...
389
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,489
Oh, shit.
390
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,192
Hey.
391
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,094
Hey.
392
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:56,397
[* ominous music playing]
393
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,141
[keypad beeping]
394
00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:25,693
[* suspenseful music playing]
395
00:18:47,948 --> 00:18:49,517
[balls clattering]
396
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:59,493
[machine clanking]
397
00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:13,774
[* gentle music playing]
398
00:19:13,874 --> 00:19:16,377
[machine whirs]
399
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,686
Heyo!
400
00:19:32,893 --> 00:19:35,830
[machine whirring, creaking]
401
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,665
A-Ha!
402
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,807
Hmm.
403
00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:54,882
[whirring, creaking stops]
404
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,717
Hmm.
405
00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:01,889
[machine beeps]
406
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,291
[sighs]
407
00:20:11,098 --> 00:20:13,300
- [machine beeps]
- Alright, uh,
408
00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:15,002
now I'm like emotionally
invested in this shit.
409
00:20:15,102 --> 00:20:16,037
Come on.
410
00:20:16,537 --> 00:20:18,672
[Good Buddy] [on radio]
Yeah, I still don't get it.
411
00:20:18,773 --> 00:20:19,740
What's your job?
412
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,142
I wanna say, uh,
413
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:23,944
administrative assistant
or something.
414
00:20:24,378 --> 00:20:26,914
Error 10,
category network error.
415
00:20:27,014 --> 00:20:28,282
Yeah, I already knew that.
416
00:20:28,382 --> 00:20:29,450
[Good Buddy]
And why does that appeal?
417
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,352
Well, I told you
that I binge watched
418
00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:32,787
"The Office"
last month, right?
419
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:33,788
[Good Buddy] Oh, no.
420
00:20:33,888 --> 00:20:35,990
The road was getting lonely
and I figured,
421
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:37,591
ah, community,
422
00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,161
same people every day,
entertaining dynamics.
423
00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:41,595
I should try office life.
424
00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:43,597
- Dumb, right?
- [Good Buddy] Ah, I get it.
425
00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:46,167
Sometimes we need
an inspirational smack.
426
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,135
Hmm.
So I guess this company,
427
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:49,437
they, they all started
working remotely
428
00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:51,138
during COVID
and they never came back,
429
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,307
and they need, uh,
one person in the office
430
00:20:53,407 --> 00:20:54,442
so it's not
technically vacant,
431
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,977
you know, for
insurance purposes.
432
00:20:57,378 --> 00:20:59,246
This was a dumb idea.
I should quit.
433
00:20:59,346 --> 00:21:00,381
[Good Buddy] My experience,
434
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:02,416
it's the smack
after the smack
435
00:21:02,516 --> 00:21:03,951
that you gotta watch for.
436
00:21:04,051 --> 00:21:05,152
Hmm.
437
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,987
I'm not fully sure
what that means, man.
438
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,422
I...
439
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,891
A-ha!
440
00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:12,626
[buttons beep]
441
00:21:13,828 --> 00:21:15,162
[machine whirs]
442
00:21:15,262 --> 00:21:17,698
[machine powers down]
443
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:21,769
[sighs]
444
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:25,973
- [machine whirs]
- [Charlie] Ha!
445
00:21:26,674 --> 00:21:27,408
Smack.
446
00:21:27,742 --> 00:21:30,378
- [glass shatters]
- [Charlie thuds]
447
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,520
[birds chirping]
448
00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:45,826
This is yours,
I think, right?
449
00:21:45,926 --> 00:21:46,927
Thank you.
450
00:21:47,028 --> 00:21:48,362
I just have to ask,
451
00:21:48,462 --> 00:21:50,564
what is your
general philosophy
452
00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:53,934
regarding
litigation and such?
453
00:21:54,035 --> 00:21:55,536
Look, uh, [chuckles]
454
00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:57,104
looking around,
I can see this isn't really,
455
00:21:57,204 --> 00:21:58,472
you know,
the major leagues.
456
00:21:58,572 --> 00:22:00,374
And anyway, by nature,
457
00:22:00,474 --> 00:22:03,811
I gotta say I'm a lover,
not a suer.
458
00:22:03,911 --> 00:22:06,213
I'm so glad.
I have to tell you something.
459
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,283
We are barely keeping
the lights on as it is.
460
00:22:10,051 --> 00:22:12,953
I think this team is very
important to this town.
461
00:22:13,054 --> 00:22:15,523
Gives us a sense
of community, you know?
462
00:22:15,923 --> 00:22:18,492
It's a place for people
to come every day,
463
00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:22,029
same people
but interesting dynamics.
464
00:22:22,129 --> 00:22:23,564
No shit.
465
00:22:23,664 --> 00:22:26,467
- Second smack, wow.
- [Lucille chuckles]
466
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:29,837
Okay, uh,
crazy question.
467
00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:33,240
- Hey! [laughs]
- [Lucille] You were born
468
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:34,642
to wear that uniform!
469
00:22:34,742 --> 00:22:35,643
- Yeah?
- [Lucille] Yes!
470
00:22:35,743 --> 00:22:38,079
Okay, so, uh,
how does this work?
471
00:22:38,179 --> 00:22:39,647
Oh, hey, batter,
batter, batter,
472
00:22:39,747 --> 00:22:41,315
batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter.
473
00:22:41,415 --> 00:22:43,818
No, don't do that.
474
00:22:44,085 --> 00:22:45,052
Come here, walk with me.
475
00:22:45,152 --> 00:22:47,321
As a ball girl, what
you're going to do, honey,
476
00:22:47,421 --> 00:22:49,323
is you're going
to field foul balls,
477
00:22:49,423 --> 00:22:51,125
and you're going
to interact with the fans,
478
00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:52,460
which can really be fun.
479
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,861
And then before the game,
480
00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:55,763
you just pitch in
wherever you're needed,
481
00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:59,300
operating the pitching machine,
shagging balls.
482
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,735
- Do explain that one.
- Simple.
483
00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:03,003
You just pick up
the loose baseballs
484
00:23:03,104 --> 00:23:03,838
during batting practice.
485
00:23:03,938 --> 00:23:05,306
- Okay. I can do it.
- [Lucille] Yeah.
486
00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:06,974
- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
487
00:23:07,074 --> 00:23:07,775
I'm going
to introduce you
488
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,844
to the oldest member
of our family.
489
00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:11,412
His name is Rambo.
490
00:23:11,512 --> 00:23:13,481
And I should have
retired him years ago,
491
00:23:13,581 --> 00:23:16,417
but I don't have the funds
to get a new one.
492
00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:18,152
I'll show you how it works.
493
00:23:18,252 --> 00:23:19,353
You flip this switch.
494
00:23:19,453 --> 00:23:21,622
[machine rattling]
495
00:23:21,722 --> 00:23:24,825
Oh, I should tell you,
you gotta be real careful
496
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:28,462
because every couple balls,
he just starts shooting wild
497
00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:30,631
and he could hit
anything in sight.
498
00:23:31,399 --> 00:23:32,867
- Uh, you see?
- Yeah.
499
00:23:33,534 --> 00:23:36,103
Wow. Uh, so what do you do
when that happens?
500
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:38,339
Just, look, smack! Ah!
501
00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:41,575
[* cheery organ music playing]
502
00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:47,048
[fan]
If you could sign my cheese?
503
00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:52,353
[Charlie]
Uh, hey.
504
00:23:52,453 --> 00:23:54,689
Who's Mr. Baseball
over there?
505
00:23:55,156 --> 00:23:56,390
"Rocket" Russ Waddell,
506
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:59,560
greatest athlete
this town's ever produced,
507
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:02,930
former first round
draft pick and top prospect,
508
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,499
one of only three
Montgomery citizens
509
00:24:05,599 --> 00:24:07,635
to get their own
Wikipedia entry.
510
00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,537
I'll bite.
Who are the other two?
511
00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:11,405
[Benny] Hiram Lubinski,
the inventor
512
00:24:11,505 --> 00:24:13,541
of Velvety Canned Cheese
Substitute Spread,
513
00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:17,745
and my cousin Jamie,
who co-founded WikiKnees.
514
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:19,680
I mingle with royalty.
515
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,248
- [Benny chuckles]
- So, uh...
516
00:24:21,348 --> 00:24:23,350
what is mister
hotshot Rocket
517
00:24:23,451 --> 00:24:24,952
doing here
in the minors?
518
00:24:25,653 --> 00:24:28,723
Russ lost his fastball
a few years ago.
519
00:24:29,156 --> 00:24:30,591
No one knows why.
520
00:24:30,691 --> 00:24:33,728
Injury, bad luck,
family curse.
521
00:24:33,828 --> 00:24:35,563
It was a classic case
of the yips and you know it.
522
00:24:35,663 --> 00:24:37,565
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, yips?
523
00:24:37,665 --> 00:24:38,566
Russ got in his own head
524
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,468
and messed with
his whole approach.
525
00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,870
We tried every cure
in the book to fix it.
526
00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:47,808
Body waxing, ritual tugging,
slutty Babe Ruth.
527
00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:50,111
None of it worked.
528
00:24:50,211 --> 00:24:51,445
But I got a feeling
529
00:24:51,545 --> 00:24:53,214
that today's going
to be the day.
530
00:24:53,814 --> 00:24:56,650
Finally going to get
the old Rocket back.
531
00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:58,619
[crowd cheers]
532
00:25:01,389 --> 00:25:03,958
- [ball clangs]
- [crowd] Oh!
533
00:25:04,558 --> 00:25:05,960
[Benny]
Shake it off, Rocket!
534
00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:07,595
You still got it!
535
00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:10,598
Oh, sadly bullshit.
536
00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,172
Another pitcher, Frank.
537
00:25:21,075 --> 00:25:22,610
Hi. Uh...
538
00:25:22,710 --> 00:25:24,812
Oh, I'm Charlie,
the new ball girl.
539
00:25:24,912 --> 00:25:26,580
Don't think we've met.
540
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,282
I'm Russ,
the washed-up old timer.
541
00:25:28,382 --> 00:25:29,884
Oh, come on.
542
00:25:30,518 --> 00:25:33,254
Hey, sorry about
the, uh, the game.
543
00:25:33,354 --> 00:25:34,622
It's a tough loss.
544
00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:36,557
You think I'd get used
to it by now.
545
00:25:36,657 --> 00:25:38,559
Hey, it's just a game.
546
00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:40,061
Shake it off, right?
547
00:25:40,828 --> 00:25:42,029
That sounded off.
548
00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:45,733
You're going to tell me
it's not just a game, right?
549
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:47,802
No, you're right,
it's just a game,
550
00:25:47,902 --> 00:25:50,905
but it's the only thing
I've ever had a gift for.
551
00:25:51,372 --> 00:25:54,175
And when you're
given a gift in life,
even a strange one
552
00:25:54,275 --> 00:25:57,411
like throwing a little ball
swiftly past a man with a stick,
553
00:25:58,079 --> 00:26:00,414
when you get a taste
of puttin' it to use...
554
00:26:00,514 --> 00:26:01,749
[clicks tongue]
555
00:26:01,849 --> 00:26:03,584
Been years since
I even touched 90,
556
00:26:03,684 --> 00:26:05,519
let alone triple digits.
557
00:26:05,619 --> 00:26:07,688
Actually,
as somebody with, uh,
558
00:26:07,788 --> 00:26:09,690
well, strange gifts
myself, I relate.
559
00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,559
But isn't there
something you can do,
560
00:26:11,659 --> 00:26:13,961
like a robo arm,
surgery or something?
561
00:26:14,061 --> 00:26:15,796
Physically speaking,
I'm fine.
562
00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:17,832
It's all in my damn head.
563
00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:19,633
At least I don't have
to worry about that anymore.
564
00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:21,402
Oh, yeah?
Why is that?
565
00:26:21,502 --> 00:26:23,304
Skip said I got
one more start.
566
00:26:23,671 --> 00:26:25,005
I'm done.
567
00:26:25,106 --> 00:26:26,374
No shit.
568
00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:29,543
Rocket, here's, uh,
to going out with a bang, huh?
569
00:26:29,643 --> 00:26:31,278
It's Russ, please.
And thanks.
570
00:26:31,379 --> 00:26:34,515
- Until we meet again.
- Okay, until we meet again.
571
00:26:34,615 --> 00:26:35,950
Cheers cheers.
572
00:26:38,085 --> 00:26:40,721
- Oh, so that's it, huh?
- Yep.
573
00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:42,356
They're giving me
one more start,
574
00:26:42,456 --> 00:26:43,991
then off to the pasture.
575
00:26:44,091 --> 00:26:46,227
[crowd cheering]
576
00:26:47,528 --> 00:26:48,796
Oh.
577
00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:50,231
Deputy ball girl,
that's you!
578
00:26:50,698 --> 00:26:53,067
[announcer] We've got ourselves
an old-fashioned pitcher's duel.
579
00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:53,968
Go, go!
580
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:55,536
[announcer]
Can the unorthodox
581
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:57,138
young Felix Domingo
continue...
582
00:26:57,238 --> 00:27:00,041
Ah, look it,
she's running, she's running!
583
00:27:00,508 --> 00:27:02,376
Bang-up job, deputy.
584
00:27:02,476 --> 00:27:04,111
[* bright music playing]
585
00:27:04,211 --> 00:27:05,312
Ah.
586
00:27:06,013 --> 00:27:08,449
Charlie Cale, I do believe
you found yourself
587
00:27:08,549 --> 00:27:10,084
a rewarding career.
588
00:27:13,688 --> 00:27:15,990
[chuckles] I'll do it.
589
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,895
[Charlie groans]
590
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,901
Oh.
591
00:27:27,401 --> 00:27:28,736
Hey, hey.
592
00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,538
Hey, that was a heck
of a first game.
593
00:27:30,638 --> 00:27:33,307
I, uh, like
your style, kid.
594
00:27:35,076 --> 00:27:37,011
Did you know
that God is a verb?
595
00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:39,613
I did not know that.
596
00:27:39,714 --> 00:27:40,781
Oh...
597
00:27:41,215 --> 00:27:43,284
How about some water
or something?
598
00:27:44,251 --> 00:27:45,786
God. [chuckles]
599
00:27:45,886 --> 00:27:47,321
God isn't God.
600
00:27:47,421 --> 00:27:48,756
No, you know,
like, not,
601
00:27:48,856 --> 00:27:50,891
not like the way
that we were taught.
602
00:27:50,991 --> 00:27:55,196
See, God is the music
of the spheres,
603
00:27:55,663 --> 00:27:58,833
the symphonic echo
of radical love
604
00:27:58,933 --> 00:28:00,534
between all living things.
605
00:28:01,235 --> 00:28:03,404
[Charlie] Oh, boy.
Hey, uh, would you mind?
606
00:28:05,606 --> 00:28:06,774
Hmm.
607
00:28:08,576 --> 00:28:09,643
Oh. [snaps fingers]
608
00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:12,079
You know what I should do
is get your autograph
609
00:28:12,179 --> 00:28:13,948
'cause the way you were
throwing out there today,
610
00:28:14,048 --> 00:28:16,484
oh, boy, yeah, you're headed
for the big leagues.
611
00:28:16,584 --> 00:28:18,986
[chuckles]
I'm quitting the game.
612
00:28:19,086 --> 00:28:20,588
- Huh?
- [Felix chuckles]
613
00:28:20,688 --> 00:28:22,923
Because none
of this matters.
614
00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:27,828
You know, like who wins,
who loses, you see, God...
615
00:28:28,963 --> 00:28:31,032
and the monkeys matter.
616
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,135
Hmm.
617
00:28:34,869 --> 00:28:36,570
I really think you should
drink some of that.
618
00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:37,671
Huh?
619
00:28:38,239 --> 00:28:39,974
Hey, you have
a retirement fund
620
00:28:40,074 --> 00:28:42,710
or a side hustle,
crypto trading or something?
621
00:28:42,810 --> 00:28:44,678
Well, money, eh.
622
00:28:45,346 --> 00:28:46,714
[Charlie]
Don't overthink it.
623
00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:49,417
When inspiration smacks, listen.
624
00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:52,219
Yeah. Smack. Inspiration.
625
00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:53,988
Although they do say
that it's actually
626
00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:57,124
the, uh, the second smack
that gets you, so...
627
00:28:57,224 --> 00:28:58,459
[Felix chuckles]
628
00:28:58,793 --> 00:28:59,560
What's that mean?
629
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,962
I have no idea
but, uh, hydrate.
630
00:29:02,463 --> 00:29:05,800
Thank you, ball girl,
for sharing your wisdom.
631
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,101
Yes, of course, anytime.
632
00:29:07,201 --> 00:29:09,236
And, uh, well,
good luck coming down
633
00:29:09,336 --> 00:29:10,971
off whatever you're
coming down from.
634
00:29:11,572 --> 00:29:13,040
On?
635
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,308
No, I don't take anything.
636
00:29:14,608 --> 00:29:17,344
Me neither... officer.
637
00:29:17,445 --> 00:29:18,846
Okay, Godspeed.
638
00:29:22,516 --> 00:29:23,851
Godspeed.
639
00:29:24,819 --> 00:29:26,120
Godspeed.
640
00:29:27,121 --> 00:29:30,191
[* ominous music playing]
641
00:29:35,996 --> 00:29:38,099
[cart rattling]
642
00:29:51,512 --> 00:29:52,680
[voice] [muffled]
Yum.
643
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:53,748
Yum.
644
00:29:53,848 --> 00:29:54,715
Yum
645
00:29:54,815 --> 00:29:56,517
[* suspenseful music playing]
646
00:29:56,851 --> 00:29:58,018
Yum.
647
00:29:58,652 --> 00:29:59,787
Yum.
648
00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:01,122
Yum!
649
00:30:01,956 --> 00:30:03,124
[louder] Yum.
650
00:30:03,224 --> 00:30:04,658
Yum.
651
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:07,428
{\an8}Yum. Yum. Yum
652
00:30:07,862 --> 00:30:08,896
{\an8}Yum.
653
00:30:09,196 --> 00:30:10,631
- Yum.
- [Charlie laughs]
654
00:30:10,731 --> 00:30:11,866
Yum.
655
00:30:11,966 --> 00:30:13,434
Ah, I don't think so.
656
00:30:13,534 --> 00:30:16,037
{\an8}- [* mystical music playing]
- Yum, yum, yum!
657
00:30:17,538 --> 00:30:20,074
[sock continues, muffled]
658
00:30:20,174 --> 00:30:22,109
♪
659
00:30:34,955 --> 00:30:36,991
[creature jabbering]
660
00:30:37,091 --> 00:30:38,592
- [thud]
- Ah!
661
00:30:41,962 --> 00:30:42,997
[man]
Charlie Cale...
662
00:30:43,097 --> 00:30:45,132
[distorted] Charlie Cale...
663
00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,101
[echoing] the wanderer...
664
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:53,407
It's up to you
to save this ballpark,
665
00:30:53,507 --> 00:30:55,943
to save this team.
666
00:30:57,344 --> 00:30:58,512
It is?
667
00:31:00,514 --> 00:31:01,415
Why?
668
00:31:01,515 --> 00:31:05,252
Because baseball...
is not just a game.
669
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,590
It is the secret
of the spheres.
670
00:31:10,424 --> 00:31:13,260
[whooshing]
671
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:15,996
Are you...
672
00:31:17,264 --> 00:31:18,499
God?
673
00:31:19,266 --> 00:31:20,601
I...
674
00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:22,703
am Hiram Lubinski,
675
00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:27,141
the inventor of
Velvety Canned Cheese
Substitute Spread,
676
00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:30,978
now available in jalapeno
and spicy seafood flavors.
677
00:31:32,113 --> 00:31:34,048
Oh, I get it.
678
00:31:34,148 --> 00:31:36,884
Ah, the mascot is you.
679
00:31:36,984 --> 00:31:38,886
I'm the founder
of this ballpark
680
00:31:38,986 --> 00:31:41,222
as well as its
spiritual guardian.
681
00:31:41,322 --> 00:31:42,256
Cool.
682
00:31:42,356 --> 00:31:45,426
[Hiram] Baseball is not
just a pastime.
683
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,362
{\an8}It is the passing
of time itself.
684
00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:51,399
Tell me, wanderer,
is it any coincidence
685
00:31:51,499 --> 00:31:57,104
that the goal of every hitter
is to return safely to home?
686
00:31:57,438 --> 00:31:58,672
Huh.
687
00:32:00,374 --> 00:32:01,208
Wow.
688
00:32:01,308 --> 00:32:03,978
This ballpark is home.
689
00:32:04,812 --> 00:32:07,581
Without it, the people
of Montgomery would be lost...
690
00:32:08,315 --> 00:32:11,185
and my granddaughter,
Lucille...
691
00:32:11,752 --> 00:32:13,487
would be bereft
692
00:32:13,788 --> 00:32:15,623
with no community,
693
00:32:15,723 --> 00:32:17,658
without any sense
of belonging.
694
00:32:18,092 --> 00:32:20,261
Do you know what
that is like, Charlie?
695
00:32:20,361 --> 00:32:21,562
Yes.
696
00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:24,865
Yes, I... I, I do.
697
00:32:24,965 --> 00:32:26,567
- [Hiram] Then help us.
- Okay.
698
00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,103
Protect this ballpark
699
00:32:29,203 --> 00:32:31,939
and save this team!
700
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:34,008
But from what?
701
00:32:34,108 --> 00:32:36,110
Mm, from who?
702
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,611
Come home, wanderer.
703
00:32:38,679 --> 00:32:42,149
Every soul seeks to be safe
704
00:32:42,983 --> 00:32:44,285
at home.
705
00:32:44,385 --> 00:32:47,621
[dramatic music swells,
stops]
706
00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:04,271
[Charlie groans]
707
00:33:08,476 --> 00:33:09,610
Oh, Charlie?
708
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:12,747
Wow, my kingdom
for some electrolytes.
709
00:33:12,847 --> 00:33:14,248
[Lucille]
Charlie, Charlie!
710
00:33:15,182 --> 00:33:18,686
What in the world
happened last night?
711
00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:24,725
[machine powers down]
712
00:33:28,062 --> 00:33:29,497
[Charlie] Oh, my God,
what happened?
713
00:33:29,597 --> 00:33:31,699
Uh, the new guy
stayed late last night
714
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:33,901
to take some extra BP.
715
00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,403
He tried using Rambo.
716
00:33:35,503 --> 00:33:39,774
He got hit in the back
of the head with a fastball.
717
00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:43,010
Uh, I knew I should have had
that machine replaced.
718
00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:43,944
I knew that.
719
00:33:44,045 --> 00:33:45,780
I found him this morning.
720
00:33:46,714 --> 00:33:48,282
So Rambo...
721
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,251
killed Felix?
722
00:33:50,351 --> 00:33:52,119
Well, it looks that way.
723
00:33:52,219 --> 00:33:54,488
Lucille, I hate
to bring it up, but...
724
00:33:54,588 --> 00:33:56,757
- What?
- You could be looking
725
00:33:56,857 --> 00:33:59,026
at a wrongful death lawsuit.
726
00:33:59,627 --> 00:34:01,462
- A big one.
- [Lucille] Well, that'll be it.
727
00:34:01,562 --> 00:34:04,532
We'd have
to shut down the park,
then move the team.
728
00:34:04,632 --> 00:34:06,534
It's the only family
I got left.
729
00:34:06,634 --> 00:34:08,135
Oh, no, we're not going
to let that happen.
730
00:34:08,235 --> 00:34:11,605
Uh, everybody knew
the machine was faulty.
731
00:34:11,706 --> 00:34:13,808
It is my fault.
732
00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:18,012
Hey, so,
hypothetically speaking,
733
00:34:18,112 --> 00:34:20,014
if, uh, Felix,
we know he was a good kid,
734
00:34:20,114 --> 00:34:23,150
but if Felix here
was, uh, high
735
00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:25,052
while he was using
the equipment,
736
00:34:25,152 --> 00:34:28,022
would that alleviate
some of this liability?
737
00:34:28,122 --> 00:34:30,524
- Well, I guess it...
- [Benny] Yeah.
738
00:34:30,624 --> 00:34:32,493
...it would. Why?
739
00:34:33,127 --> 00:34:36,530
Well, I, uh, I think
his gum was laced.
740
00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:41,035
Well, if he was on drugs,
it's easy enough to check.
741
00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:42,002
It is?
742
00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:44,405
Yeah, a simple reagent test.
743
00:34:44,505 --> 00:34:45,539
Oh.
744
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:47,641
Retired cop.
745
00:34:47,742 --> 00:34:50,578
Okay. Uh, well, hmm.
746
00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:52,480
Okay, terrific.
747
00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:02,456
Negative, no sign of drugs.
748
00:35:02,556 --> 00:35:03,591
Wait, what?
749
00:35:03,691 --> 00:35:05,559
Oh, gosh, man.
I know I was tripping so hard.
750
00:35:05,659 --> 00:35:07,361
And we all saw Felix
on that mound.
751
00:35:07,461 --> 00:35:09,430
He was like a guy at
a Phish concert at the Sphere.
752
00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:11,232
I mean, come on,
he was tripping.
753
00:35:11,332 --> 00:35:13,200
- Geez.
- Honey.
754
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:14,435
[Charlie] What?
755
00:35:14,535 --> 00:35:16,437
[Lucille]
Appreciate your concern,
756
00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:17,938
but the last thing
I wanna do
757
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:20,508
is sully
this kid's reputation.
758
00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:23,778
I've done
enough damage already.
759
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:26,080
Lucille, this is
not on you.
760
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,448
We're going to figure
this out, okay?
761
00:35:27,848 --> 00:35:29,950
I talked to Felix.
He told me he was straight.
762
00:35:30,051 --> 00:35:32,620
He wasn't lying.
Something is amiss.
763
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,655
We'll have more
on Felix Domingo
764
00:35:34,755 --> 00:35:35,990
as the story develops.
765
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,325
- [knocking on door]
- Skip.
766
00:35:38,426 --> 00:35:39,794
Hell of a start
to the day.
767
00:35:39,894 --> 00:35:41,228
[TV shuts off]
768
00:35:41,328 --> 00:35:42,763
You need something?
769
00:35:42,863 --> 00:35:44,999
Yeah, I do,
I sure do.
770
00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:48,436
So Felix
in last night's game,
771
00:35:48,536 --> 00:35:50,838
uh, just a gut check,
772
00:35:50,938 --> 00:35:52,206
he look alright to you?
773
00:35:52,306 --> 00:35:53,474
He looked great.
774
00:35:53,574 --> 00:35:56,010
He was higher than a fly
on Willie Nelson's wall.
775
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:57,812
- Yeah.
- But whatever it takes.
776
00:35:57,912 --> 00:36:00,014
I mean, I don't judge.
777
00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:02,149
I mean, I'm working
on not judging.
778
00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:04,218
Something I'm working on.
779
00:36:04,952 --> 00:36:07,121
[Deb Lux] [on TV]
It's not all sad news today.
780
00:36:07,221 --> 00:36:10,291
Some lucky citizen
has won $3 million
781
00:36:10,391 --> 00:36:13,260
betting on last night's
historic Cheesemonger loss.
782
00:36:13,361 --> 00:36:15,496
A five-game parlay
at 22-to-one odds
783
00:36:15,596 --> 00:36:17,331
- was cashed in at a--
- Jesus.
784
00:36:17,732 --> 00:36:18,966
Sad, isn't it?
785
00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,301
Used to be fans
actually rooted
786
00:36:20,401 --> 00:36:21,702
for the home team.
787
00:36:22,169 --> 00:36:24,338
Win or lose, we were
all in it together.
788
00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:27,575
Now it's all about the odds
and working the angles.
789
00:36:28,642 --> 00:36:30,644
Getting rich
by expecting the worst.
790
00:36:34,915 --> 00:36:36,183
[Charlie]
Beep beep.
791
00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:37,318
Huh.
792
00:36:37,418 --> 00:36:39,553
Uh, hiya, Carl.
793
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,622
Can I ask you a question?
794
00:36:41,722 --> 00:36:42,890
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Charlie] Uh,
795
00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:46,794
do you know if anyone had
a, uh, a grudge against Felix?
796
00:36:46,894 --> 00:36:50,131
'Cause, uh, I think
someone spiked his gum.
797
00:36:50,598 --> 00:36:53,300
Why would anybody have it out
for the new guy? [chuckles]
798
00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,202
Oh, wow!
799
00:36:55,503 --> 00:36:56,871
Super cool!
Is that a...
800
00:36:57,304 --> 00:36:59,740
That's a no grill, huh?
Is it solid gold?
801
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,710
My aunt died and left me
a real big inheritance.
802
00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,111
Yeah, bullshit.
803
00:37:04,678 --> 00:37:07,381
I won it playing trivia
down at the, uh, pub.
804
00:37:07,481 --> 00:37:08,883
Obvious bullshit.
I mean, I don't even need
805
00:37:08,983 --> 00:37:10,284
my special thing
for that one.
806
00:37:10,384 --> 00:37:12,453
- Whoa.
- What are you bothering me for?
807
00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:14,021
I'm just a ball player,
808
00:37:14,121 --> 00:37:15,956
a regular
minor league ball player.
809
00:37:16,057 --> 00:37:17,324
Yeah, yeah, no.
810
00:37:17,425 --> 00:37:19,293
I, uh, I know you are.
811
00:37:22,830 --> 00:37:25,299
Nobody wanted the kid
to get hurt, alright?
812
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,202
[clicks tongue]
Right, obviously.
813
00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:31,038
Yeah, no, obviously not.
It's just, uh...
814
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,874
y-you did, right?
815
00:37:33,974 --> 00:37:35,342
You-you spiked his gum.
816
00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,845
Just to get him
out the game though,
817
00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:39,780
and then he went and
fucked around with Rambo.
818
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,483
And the whole thing was
a freak accident.
819
00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:45,419
I mean, I-I feel bad
about it, really.
820
00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:47,755
I believe you, I do.
821
00:37:47,855 --> 00:37:51,058
I-I just, um, I'm trying
to square, you know...
822
00:37:51,158 --> 00:37:53,361
I mean, here's Felix,
he's throwing a no hitter.
823
00:37:53,461 --> 00:37:55,129
Why would you want him
out the game?
824
00:37:55,730 --> 00:37:58,499
Strip club after
the game, fellas!
825
00:37:58,599 --> 00:38:01,102
- [group] Hell yeah!
- Drinks on your boy!
826
00:38:04,271 --> 00:38:06,073
What's good, ball girl?
827
00:38:08,309 --> 00:38:09,377
I see.
828
00:38:09,477 --> 00:38:11,245
They spiked the gum
that killed Felix
829
00:38:11,345 --> 00:38:13,581
so that they could,
uh, lose the game
and win the bet.
830
00:38:13,681 --> 00:38:15,549
It's not like we're talking
criminal masterminds here.
831
00:38:15,649 --> 00:38:17,785
All they gotta do is check
these guys' bank accounts.
832
00:38:17,885 --> 00:38:19,453
Yeah, but you need
a search warrant
833
00:38:19,553 --> 00:38:20,955
to check a bank account.
834
00:38:21,055 --> 00:38:23,991
Right now, there isn't
enough evidence to get one.
835
00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:25,259
I-I-I don't understand.
836
00:38:25,359 --> 00:38:26,994
They're just going to let
the ballpark close?
837
00:38:27,094 --> 00:38:28,129
That doesn't seem right.
838
00:38:28,229 --> 00:38:29,563
I mean, what about
an autopsy?
839
00:38:29,663 --> 00:38:32,266
There's gotta be
some kind of, uh, evidence
840
00:38:32,366 --> 00:38:35,469
what kind of drug it was that
they put inside Felix's gum, no?
841
00:38:35,569 --> 00:38:38,372
Well, I asked my old partner
to send me a copy of the report.
842
00:38:38,472 --> 00:38:39,940
It should be
getting here any minute.
843
00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:41,609
- Hmm.
- [phone chimes]
844
00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:45,846
Okay, here's
the autopsy report.
845
00:38:45,946 --> 00:38:47,048
Let's see.
846
00:38:47,515 --> 00:38:52,219
Uh, yep, death
by blunt force trauma.
847
00:38:52,586 --> 00:38:55,523
Let's see, did they
even do a tox report?
848
00:38:56,057 --> 00:38:58,559
Hey, uh, could I take
a look at that?
849
00:38:58,659 --> 00:39:00,327
Oh, sure,
be my guest.
850
00:39:00,428 --> 00:39:01,595
Oh, thanks.
851
00:39:04,331 --> 00:39:07,201
I wanna save
that ballpark too, you know?
852
00:39:07,568 --> 00:39:10,604
My old man used to take me
there every weekend.
853
00:39:10,705 --> 00:39:13,240
There's nothing better
than a Sunday double header
854
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,076
with your pops. [chuckles]
855
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:18,412
Well, I don't even really know
what I'm looking at here,
856
00:39:18,512 --> 00:39:20,748
but I think it says here
that the ball was going
857
00:39:20,848 --> 00:39:22,283
over a hundred miles an hour.
858
00:39:22,383 --> 00:39:23,284
What's that?
859
00:39:23,384 --> 00:39:25,152
The ball that killed Felix,
860
00:39:25,252 --> 00:39:27,154
according to this
coroner's report,
861
00:39:27,254 --> 00:39:28,989
it looks like
the skull fracture
862
00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,859
was caused by a ball
863
00:39:31,959 --> 00:39:35,196
that was over
a hundred miles an hour.
864
00:39:35,296 --> 00:39:36,163
Wow.
865
00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:39,300
I didn't think Rambo had
that kind of speed in him.
866
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,135
Yeah, no shit, Benny.
No shit.
867
00:39:41,235 --> 00:39:43,838
[machine rattling]
868
00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:45,206
Ah, shise.
869
00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:48,008
Come on, Rambo,
you Cold War relic.
870
00:39:48,109 --> 00:39:49,510
You can do better than that.
871
00:39:50,111 --> 00:39:52,113
Concentrate, concentrate!
872
00:39:52,213 --> 00:39:53,547
Let 'er rip!
873
00:39:56,117 --> 00:39:58,119
- [Russ] Hey.
- Oh!
874
00:39:58,219 --> 00:39:59,854
Benny said
you wanted to talk.
875
00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:01,022
Yeah, hi, Russ.
876
00:40:01,122 --> 00:40:02,656
Quick question.
877
00:40:02,757 --> 00:40:04,225
Is there anyone
on either team
878
00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:05,860
that can throw
over a hundred?
879
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,030
Nah, anyone throws that fast,
they're not doing it here.
880
00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:10,798
That's a ticket to the show.
881
00:40:11,866 --> 00:40:14,035
Yeah, that's what I thought.
882
00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:15,302
Why you wanna know?
883
00:40:15,403 --> 00:40:16,470
It's just the coroner,
you know,
884
00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:18,039
he had mentioned
that the fastball
885
00:40:18,139 --> 00:40:19,507
that killed Felix, uh,
886
00:40:19,607 --> 00:40:21,709
well, it was going
over a hundred at least.
887
00:40:21,809 --> 00:40:24,879
And, uh, well, we all know
that Rambo here can't do that,
888
00:40:24,979 --> 00:40:27,148
and, and you
can't either, so...
889
00:40:27,248 --> 00:40:28,416
Thanks a lot.
890
00:40:28,516 --> 00:40:29,583
No, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean it like that.
891
00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:30,951
It's just, you know,
the other day
892
00:40:31,052 --> 00:40:32,253
you had said that
you lost your fastball
893
00:40:32,353 --> 00:40:35,356
and you hadn't been
able to throw over 90
for years now.
894
00:40:35,456 --> 00:40:38,225
So, uh, you weren't lying.
895
00:40:38,659 --> 00:40:40,961
I don't know.
I mean, all things considered,
896
00:40:41,062 --> 00:40:42,763
I figured you were
the guy to ask.
897
00:40:42,863 --> 00:40:44,565
Uh, thinking to myself,
898
00:40:44,665 --> 00:40:46,600
I mean, what am I
overlooking, you know?
899
00:40:46,701 --> 00:40:49,370
Look, I gotta go home
and get some shuteye, alright?
900
00:40:49,470 --> 00:40:50,938
I'm pitching
my last game tomorrow.
901
00:40:51,038 --> 00:40:54,475
Hey, how about
after the game,
902
00:40:54,575 --> 00:40:56,310
I buy you a round,
903
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,145
celebrate your victory, huh?
904
00:40:58,946 --> 00:41:00,081
I'd like that.
905
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:02,183
I'm not counting on it,
but I'd like it.
906
00:41:02,283 --> 00:41:03,918
Never say die.
907
00:41:04,518 --> 00:41:06,454
This is the end
of the road for me.
908
00:41:06,854 --> 00:41:09,090
Like you said,
my fastball's gone
909
00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:10,658
and it's not comin' back.
910
00:41:12,259 --> 00:41:13,627
Bullshit.
911
00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,163
I wish it was, Charlie.
912
00:41:16,564 --> 00:41:17,932
I wish it was.
913
00:41:18,032 --> 00:41:19,300
[chuckles]
914
00:41:23,871 --> 00:41:27,575
- [crowd cheers]
- [* cheery organ music playing]
915
00:41:31,946 --> 00:41:33,814
I don't have
to remind any of you
916
00:41:33,914 --> 00:41:36,650
that this is
Russ's last game.
917
00:41:37,852 --> 00:41:42,289
It's probably our team's
last game in this great park.
918
00:41:42,390 --> 00:41:45,993
So let's go out there
and stop this losing streak!
919
00:41:46,093 --> 00:41:48,896
- [team claps]
- [player] Yeah, yeah.
920
00:41:48,996 --> 00:41:50,231
[Skip]
Let's win for Russ.
921
00:41:50,331 --> 00:41:52,566
Yeah!
Let's fucking go, Rocket!
922
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,635
For Felix.
923
00:41:56,303 --> 00:41:58,672
- For the Lubinski family.
- [player] Yeah, that's right!
924
00:41:58,773 --> 00:42:00,641
And for these fans
925
00:42:00,741 --> 00:42:03,711
who have suffered with us
for all these goddamn years.
926
00:42:03,811 --> 00:42:05,479
- Yeah, right!
- Yeah!
927
00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:06,680
[Skip]
And while we're at it,
928
00:42:06,781 --> 00:42:07,915
let's win one for
929
00:42:08,015 --> 00:42:09,850
good old-fashioned monogamy.
930
00:42:11,619 --> 00:42:12,787
Whoo!
931
00:42:13,554 --> 00:42:14,689
Yeah!
932
00:42:16,657 --> 00:42:18,893
- [exhales]
- [Charlie] Hey, so what was it?
933
00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:21,562
- What was what?
- Well, you know,
934
00:42:21,662 --> 00:42:24,031
what cleared your head
and got you that, uh,
935
00:42:24,131 --> 00:42:25,266
your fastball back?
936
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:26,934
[Russ] What?
937
00:42:27,034 --> 00:42:28,969
Well, uh, the other night
at the pub, you know,
938
00:42:29,070 --> 00:42:31,338
you said that
you lost your fastball
and it was the truth.
939
00:42:31,439 --> 00:42:32,406
But then last night,
you said
940
00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:33,641
the same thing,
and it was a lie.
941
00:42:33,741 --> 00:42:35,443
So sometime in between,
something happened
942
00:42:35,543 --> 00:42:39,213
that fixed that mental block
and got you your fastball back.
943
00:42:39,313 --> 00:42:40,381
- What was it?
- [Russ chuckles]
944
00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:42,983
Charlie, no offense,
945
00:42:43,084 --> 00:42:45,119
but you sound
batshit crazy right now.
946
00:42:45,219 --> 00:42:47,188
Well, cards on the table,
947
00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:48,589
I know that you guys
have been throwing
948
00:42:48,689 --> 00:42:50,758
these last few games,
and I also know
949
00:42:50,858 --> 00:42:52,293
that you spiked Felix's gum.
950
00:42:52,393 --> 00:42:53,728
Your buddy Carl admitted it.
951
00:42:54,061 --> 00:42:55,463
Jesus, Carl.
952
00:42:55,863 --> 00:42:58,966
Gotta say I didn't think
you were involved.
953
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,167
Nah, 'cause, you know,
you didn't play
954
00:43:00,267 --> 00:43:02,269
during those last five losses
that scored you
955
00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:05,906
the big payout,
and also 'cause I liked you.
956
00:43:06,607 --> 00:43:09,043
But then, then
I put it together.
957
00:43:09,143 --> 00:43:11,846
You were supposed to start
that last game, not Felix.
958
00:43:11,946 --> 00:43:14,315
That's why the guys
were trying to get him out
959
00:43:14,415 --> 00:43:16,050
and get you in.
960
00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:17,451
Alright, fine.
961
00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:19,353
We threw those last few games.
So what?
962
00:43:19,453 --> 00:43:20,654
Have you seen our record?
963
00:43:20,755 --> 00:43:22,156
We were going to lose anyway.
964
00:43:22,256 --> 00:43:26,093
Gosh, cashing in
on your own failure.
965
00:43:26,494 --> 00:43:28,529
That's where you ended up.
966
00:43:29,163 --> 00:43:32,733
So you're born with this
one-in-a-million gift.
967
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,101
And then, what?
968
00:43:34,201 --> 00:43:38,005
You throw it all away
like a total fucking loser.
969
00:43:38,839 --> 00:43:40,007
[ball clinks]
970
00:43:42,009 --> 00:43:43,010
Aha.
971
00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:44,645
I see.
972
00:43:45,479 --> 00:43:48,783
So that's what Felix told you
the night you murdered him,
973
00:43:48,883 --> 00:43:50,117
and that's what got you
974
00:43:50,217 --> 00:43:53,654
your 100-mile-per-hour
fastball back.
975
00:43:53,754 --> 00:43:55,389
Hearing the truth.
976
00:43:55,489 --> 00:43:57,124
I'm about to go prove
977
00:43:57,224 --> 00:43:59,293
in front of a stadium
full of people
978
00:43:59,393 --> 00:44:02,596
that I'm all washed up
with nothing left in this arm,
979
00:44:02,697 --> 00:44:04,265
so you got nothing,
ball girl.
980
00:44:04,365 --> 00:44:06,934
Why don't you go sit
your nosy ass down
981
00:44:07,368 --> 00:44:08,969
and enjoy our final loss?
982
00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:10,271
Yeah.
983
00:44:10,771 --> 00:44:14,175
Oh, uh, before I forget,
there's this, uh,
984
00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:16,977
a big league scout
in the stands.
985
00:44:17,078 --> 00:44:19,447
[laughs] Bullshit.
Pathetic.
986
00:44:19,547 --> 00:44:21,282
Alright, alright
alright...
987
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:23,984
Why would a scout be
at a Cheesemongers game?
988
00:44:24,085 --> 00:44:27,555
Skip said something
about an open roster slot
989
00:44:27,655 --> 00:44:29,156
and needing some
bullpen heat
990
00:44:29,256 --> 00:44:31,058
there in the show,
whatever that means.
991
00:44:31,158 --> 00:44:33,494
Anyway, I probably shouldn't
have said anything.
992
00:44:33,594 --> 00:44:35,329
I don't wanna get
in your head.
993
00:44:36,530 --> 00:44:39,333
[* ominous music playing]
994
00:44:48,275 --> 00:44:50,111
[announcer] [on loudspeaker]:
Your starting pitcher...
995
00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:51,946
[voice echoing]
996
00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,949
[announcer]
For the very last time...
997
00:44:55,950 --> 00:44:58,219
our hometown hero...
998
00:44:58,319 --> 00:44:59,587
[crowd cheering]
999
00:44:59,687 --> 00:45:02,690
"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
1000
00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:06,127
[* organ playing cheery tune]
1001
00:45:07,695 --> 00:45:10,398
[cheering continues]
1002
00:45:11,332 --> 00:45:13,467
[announcer]
"Rocket" Russ Waddell readies
1003
00:45:13,567 --> 00:45:15,336
for his first pitch.
1004
00:45:16,070 --> 00:45:19,006
The entire ballpark is
on the edge of their seats
1005
00:45:19,707 --> 00:45:24,178
hoping for one more flash
of that classic Rocket heat.
1006
00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:26,447
[crowd cheering]
1007
00:45:36,424 --> 00:45:38,959
[* ominous music playing]
1008
00:45:43,064 --> 00:45:46,867
Hey, batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter, batter!
1009
00:45:56,577 --> 00:45:59,013
[crowd cheers]
1010
00:46:04,518 --> 00:46:06,687
[Charlie] Alright,
everybody up, let's go!
1011
00:46:06,787 --> 00:46:08,923
- Rocket!
- [crowd] Rocket!
1012
00:46:09,023 --> 00:46:10,991
Rocket! Rocket!
1013
00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:12,793
Rocket!
Rocket!
1014
00:46:12,893 --> 00:46:14,495
Rocket! Rocket!
1015
00:46:14,595 --> 00:46:16,530
Rocket! Rocket!
1016
00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:18,265
Rocket!
Rocket!
1017
00:46:18,366 --> 00:46:20,534
Rocket! Rocket!
1018
00:46:20,634 --> 00:46:22,336
Rocket!
Rocket!
1019
00:46:22,436 --> 00:46:24,271
Rocket! Rocket!
1020
00:46:24,372 --> 00:46:25,906
Rocket!
Rocket!
1021
00:46:26,006 --> 00:46:27,575
Rocket! Rocket!
1022
00:46:27,675 --> 00:46:30,077
[crowd fades]
Rocket! Rocket!
1023
00:46:30,177 --> 00:46:31,979
♪
1024
00:46:36,050 --> 00:46:37,218
- [ball thwacks]
- Strike!
1025
00:46:37,318 --> 00:46:38,953
Oh!
1026
00:46:43,057 --> 00:46:46,227
[crowd cheering]
1027
00:46:46,327 --> 00:46:48,262
Go, go, go, go!
1028
00:46:48,863 --> 00:46:50,031
Yeah!
1029
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,007
I want all exits guarded.
1030
00:47:00,107 --> 00:47:01,308
Ball girl was right.
1031
00:47:01,409 --> 00:47:03,477
Our suspect is
"Rocket" Russell Waddell.
1032
00:47:04,545 --> 00:47:06,914
[indistinct radio chatter]
1033
00:47:15,489 --> 00:47:17,558
♪
1034
00:47:21,562 --> 00:47:23,197
Show 'em what you got, kid.
1035
00:47:23,297 --> 00:47:24,999
[crowd]
Rocket! Rocket!
1036
00:47:25,099 --> 00:47:26,901
Rocket!
Rocket!
1037
00:47:27,001 --> 00:47:28,869
Rocket! Rocket!
1038
00:47:28,969 --> 00:47:30,805
Rocket!
Rocket!
1039
00:47:30,905 --> 00:47:32,540
Rocket! Rocket!
1040
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,542
Rocket!
Rocket!
1041
00:47:34,642 --> 00:47:37,144
[* "Glory Days" resumes}
1042
00:47:37,244 --> 00:47:38,579
♪ Yeah ♪
1043
00:47:39,346 --> 00:47:41,282
- ♪ Come on ♪
- [ball thwacks]
1044
00:47:41,382 --> 00:47:42,650
♪ Whoo ♪
1045
00:47:46,387 --> 00:47:47,588
♪ Huh! ♪
1046
00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:54,228
♪ I had a friend was
a big baseball player ♪
1047
00:47:54,595 --> 00:47:57,264
♪ Back in high school ♪
1048
00:47:58,933 --> 00:48:02,336
♪ He could throw
that speedball by you ♪
1049
00:48:02,870 --> 00:48:05,673
♪ Make you look
like a fool, boy ♪
1050
00:48:06,607 --> 00:48:09,977
♪ Saw him the other night
at this roadside bar ♪
1051
00:48:10,077 --> 00:48:13,381
♪ I was walking in,
he was walking out ♪
1052
00:48:14,148 --> 00:48:18,386
♪ We went back inside,
sat down, had a few drinks ♪
1053
00:48:18,486 --> 00:48:22,390
♪ But all he kept
talking about was ♪
1054
00:48:22,490 --> 00:48:23,657
♪ Glory days ♪
1055
00:48:24,291 --> 00:48:27,762
♪ Well, they'll pass
you by, glory days ♪
1056
00:48:28,362 --> 00:48:32,099
♪ In the wink of a young
girl's eye, glory days ♪
1057
00:48:32,566 --> 00:48:35,970
♪ Glory days ♪
1058
00:48:37,405 --> 00:48:38,739
♪ Alright ♪
1059
00:48:38,839 --> 00:48:41,575
♪ Well, there's a girl
that lives up the block... ♪
1060
00:48:41,575 --> 00:48:46,575
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1061
00:48:41,575 --> 00:48:51,575
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