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Excuse me, excuse me, sorry.
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These are our seats, asshole.
- l don't think so. Look.
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Awesome!
New Kids Nitro.
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Yeah, dude!
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Yay.
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Dude, check this out.
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Where'd you get that?
- Where did l get that?
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Stole it from the cops.
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Yeah, right.
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l've seen this one.
With the gun.
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That sketch
on Comedy Central.
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New Kids is old. Only the first season
was sweet, when you were still with Flabber.
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lt's entertaining but you keep doing
the same thing over and over.
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What happened to you?
You're fucking boring.
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Of course, there it is: the car accident.
Original.
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Sorry.
- l could have come up with that.
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You don't even speak the Brabant dialect.
You're actors. lt's bullshit.
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And a sequel? l won't spend a dime
on another boring movie...
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...with a bad storyline
and the usual shitty New Kids jokes.
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l'll look for a cam version
on the internet...
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l've had it.
l'm going to get my Manta back.
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Hey homo, you two want
to get a room or what?
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Pussy.
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Floor it!
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for watching.
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A rare and mysterious comet
has hit Friesland.
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Our new reporter Peter Vernhout
reports live from the scene.
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Hi Peter, nice to have you with us.
Can you describe the situation?
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Ladies, it's great to be part of the team.
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l'm in Friesland with farmer Feike
We were told he has all the answers.
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Farmer Feike, what's the situation?
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Fucking foreigners.
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Hey dad, someone spray painted your place.
Who did that, dude?
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Bunch of homos from Schijndel, l guess.
- Really?
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Damn cunts.
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We'll have five Grizzly, a nugget,
long wiener, three Bounty's...
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...a Ricky Martin, two Knoepert.
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Have you lost it or something?
How are you going to pay for it?
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Dude, we have to get to the game.
We'll just pay next time.
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Yeah, right.
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You also said that you would
clean the house. Also didn't happen.
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Dude.
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Ready.
- Why don't you hand it to me?
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Come and get it, lazy cunt.
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Dude.
- What?
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Watch the paint, cunt.
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See? l can't get out.
- For Christ's sake!
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You're always giving me shit.
Can't you see that l'm stuck here?
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Ref!
- Maaskantje!
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Kick him!
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Hey Barrie...
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...give me a dime bag, dude.
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Kick him in the shins!
Your mother is a whore!
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Get him, dude!
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Heigh ho, Homos from Schijndel.
- Homos.
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Hey Maaskantje, kiddy AlDS.
Kiddy AlDS!
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Shitkantje.
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lt's Dave. He's back.
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They say he went crazy after the accident,
with that garbage truck.
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Totally cuckoo.
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Are you looking at me, dude?
- Shut the fuck up, cunt.
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Anyone from Schijndel is a homo.
l don't have to tell you that.
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Go back to your fucking town
and take your homo team with you.
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You mean your homo team, dude?
Just look at them.
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Just look at those fags run.
They don't have balls.
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Balls?
Your mother sucked my balls last night.
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What did you say about our mother?
- Filthy whore.
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You're lucky l'm on probation,
or you'd be swallowing your teeth.
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Boohoo!
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Peter, lemonade!
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Ries.
- What?
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Drink out of a glass, for Christ's sake.
l didn't raise you like that.
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Sorry.
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Where are the guys?
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Smile for the camera, kids.
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That beer is nice and cold.
- lsn't it?
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Schultenbrau!
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Schultenbrau das ist mein bier!
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Schultenbrau we drink with cheer!
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Are you OK?
- No, son.
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Every night l take those fucking pills and
every week those fucking hospital visits.
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l've had enough, you know.
- l get it.
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First those miscarriages, then problems
with your taxes and now this.
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Hey, mom.
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l've changed, you know.
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l'm staying out of trouble.
With the law, you know.
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l can't afford go to jail.
l want to take care of you.
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Mom, l'll always be there for you,
you know that.
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Oh honey, of course l know that.
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Now, did you take those goddamn pills yet?
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Goddammit, fuck, l forgot.
What would l do without you?
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Hey, enjoying yourself?
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lt's from that filthy skank.
You know her, don't you? Manuela?
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That skank has been around,
you know.
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STD.
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A rash.
lt itches like crazy.
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And the chlorine in the pool
makes it worse. ltching.
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So where's she now?
- Dead.
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She got hit by a car.
- Goddammit.
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That's an awful way to go, isn't it?
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That seems to be happening more and more.
in this neighborhood. People getting hit.
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That never used to happen before,
or did it?
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Hey Barrie, what are you doing, dude?
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Oh, yes. He's earned it. Five euros.
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Ronnie!
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There you go.
- An album.
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There he is.
World-famous super star.
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That's right, dearest neighbor. Number one.
- And he didn't let it get to his head.
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Guys, if you need something,
Ronnie will take care of you.
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Did you just throw fireworks
inside my home?
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No.
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Stupid cunt!
- Sorry.
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Need a new oxygen tank, Corrie?
- Better make that two.
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Hey, who are you?
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Deborah.
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Why are you staring at my broad?
- So what?
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Ugly mushroom head!
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With your homo car.
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Fine, dude.
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Rikkert?
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Yo, l'm here!
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Look at my face, dude.
All red.
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And my Manta is totally wrecked.
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l think the ignition did it.
That fucking homo from Schijndel!
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Mr Biemans.
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This is the lotion you asked for,
for your penis.
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Apply it to the festering sores
3 times a day.
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And also apply it to the red spots
around the anus.
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Thanks.
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Since the meteorite hit...
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...three cows have been producing
gigantic amounts of milk.
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There's so much of it, they're handing out
free milk in Friesland.
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Farmer Feike, do you think these cows
will eventually stop producing milk?
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l do know that one cow has produced
enough milk for the whole province.
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And Sietske and Aafke
also licked that same stone, so...
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Every Friesian can come
and get free milk here.
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Yes...
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Cheers!
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lf l see fucking Dave, l'll kick his ass.
- Easy, dude.
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We'll party tonight.
Tomorrow is another day.
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l wish he was here.
l would destroy him. Filthy cunt.
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Gerrie.
- What 'Gerrie'?
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l'll hit his ugly face.
Check this.
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What? Goddammit, is that cunt
in Maaskantje again?
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For Christ's sake.
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Hey, cunt.
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Why are you touching me?
With your shower cap.
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With your homo car.
Boom.
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A huge ball of fire.
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Pussy.
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What are you doing in our town?
Didn't l tell you to stay away?
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What are you going to do about it?
Punch me or something?
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Bring it on, dude.
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lf my mom wouldn't have been ill,
l would have smashed your face already.
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Just look at you. Mommy's boy.
Boohoo.
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Hey Paul, throw in that nitro.
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What a pussy. lt's pink.
Homo!
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The cops!
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They'll never find us here.
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Barrie, why did you do that, dude?
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You know l'm on probation.
l can't get locked up.
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Our mom, dude!
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Did you see that cunt collapse?
Knockout!
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Out cold.
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Why were the cops there, anyway?
- Some good stuff, right?
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Where'd you get that, dude?
- lt's mine, dude.
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Found it, dude.
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Found it?
- Yes.
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Hey, Dave is such a homo, right?
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Watch this.
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No caller lD.
Good prank.
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Gerrie Maaskantje phoning
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What!
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Hey Dave, you damned homo.
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Having a good time bleeding?
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You know what you are, dude?
A fucking mongoloid.
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Fucking Schijndel. Fucking Dave
with your fucking skank.
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l'm going to destroy you, cunt.
- Really?
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You know what?
You're dead. All of you.
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And especially you, Gerrie.
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Feeling a bit better?
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l'm going to kill those homos!
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Wrong number.
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Nice explosion at the end.
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You have to unroll it, dude.
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Buy your own fireworks next time.
Such a waste.
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Hey cunt! Are you guys crazy?
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Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Take it easy, dude.
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Just fireworks.
Pussy.
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My blinds!
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Bunch of homos.
Bunch of cowardly cunts.
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You hit me from behind, that's low.
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Hey ugly cunt, you know what?
- What?
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A real race, dude. Tomorrow.
- Fine, dude.
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lf we win, you'll never come
to Maaskantje again, dude.
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Never again!
- But if l win...
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l'll get that shower cap's
ugly green Manta.
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Fine, dude.
- What?
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Stay calm.
- So it's a deal.
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See you tomorrow, ugly cunts.
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00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,833
Come on, Knoet.
- Ugly cunts.
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00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,552
Hey Ries, l have to race against Dave?
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Maaskantje against Schijndel!
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Shut up.
Do you know what time it is? lt's 3 a.m.
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lf you don't shut up
l will come and shut you up, asshole.
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00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,857
People are trying to sleep.
My child is only six years...
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Come outside.
Come on, pussy.
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Boom.
Come on.
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That's what l thought, homo.
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That's disturbing.
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00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,665
Dammit, my car.
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00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,935
Hey cunt, hand me
that spark plug wrench.
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00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,315
No cunt, not valve pliers,
a spark plug wrench. How hard can it be?
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00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,283
That's an ashtray.
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Sorry.
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00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,874
You know what? No big deal, dude.
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l know it's hard for you,
because you're a spastic.
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That's not your fault.
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Homo.
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Let's take it for a test run.
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Good nitro, or what?
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00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,902
Did you do that?
- No.
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00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,864
You didn't do that?
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00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,243
Adrie, did you do that?
- Yes.
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00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:54,789
Goddammit, Adrie.
That car is brand new.
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Do you know how much it costs?
A lot.
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We will deduct it from
your salary. Just so you know.
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lndustrial park Schijndel
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Are you ready?
To never see Maaskantje again?
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Of course l'm ready.
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You know what? That ugly Manta
will be mine anyway.
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Hey, Deborah.
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Wasted whore.
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Let's race!
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Ready.
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00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,855
He thinks it's nice.
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00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,482
Nice.
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00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:58,412
Woensel! Shopping Mall,
Woensel biatch!
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Woensel! Woensel biatch!
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00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,958
Woensel! For real.
241
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,586
Woensel soldiers.
True soldiers.
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00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,947
Woensel! Shopping Mall!
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00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,629
Good evening.
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00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,842
Nice weather, huh?
- lf that's your thing.
245
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,692
What's that?
246
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:12,194
Homemade bed of nails, dude.
247
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,322
Oh, homemade.
- Yes.
248
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,283
Nice.
249
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:22,329
Could you pick it up for me?
lt's hard for me to reach down.
250
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,935
You see?
You can't drive.
251
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:49,648
You don't need to anyway,
because your car is gone. Keys.
252
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,483
Fuckface, that's cheating.
253
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:57,156
That sucks, doesn't it?
Keys!
254
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:03,037
Homo.
He just hands over the keys. Pussy.
255
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:07,541
l'm taking your car,
ugly shower cap.
256
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,668
We'll see you in Maaskantje.
257
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,811
Fuck.
258
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,485
Goddammit, Adrie.
- Sorry.
259
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,030
Can't l just take the new one?
- What do you think?
260
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,366
Moron.
- Yes, but...
261
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:44,953
Don't touch that car.
From now on you'll walk on patrol.
262
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:49,625
At least try to get some useful
information from your informant.
263
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,547
Goddammit mom, you need to
take your pills.
264
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,841
For Christ's sake.
l was only gone for a little while.
265
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,844
l feel all weak. Fucking mess.
266
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:06,141
What would l do without you, Ries?
- Well...
267
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:09,061
That filthy cunt Dave.
268
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,896
My car gone again.
269
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,399
For Christ's sake.
270
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,281
l think he has a plan.
271
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,580
Deborah.
272
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,335
You work here?
You want Schult beer?
273
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,008
Such a coincidence.
274
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:51,145
His ex had the same job.
Also at the cash register.
275
00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,939
Such a filthy whore.
276
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,191
But she's dead now.
277
00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:00,904
l'm sure you'd like another one?
Miss Universe.
278
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:12,791
You must have room for another one?
279
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,923
ln your face.
280
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,015
l'm trashed, dude.
281
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,444
Where am l from?
- Maaskantje.
282
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:44,281
Who fucks you from behind?
- Richard from Maaskantje.
283
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,992
Fuck me harder, Ries.
Fuck me.
284
00:29:58,588 --> 00:29:59,963
ls that you?
285
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,257
Deborah from Schijndel wants semen.
286
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:05,093
Give it to me Richard from Maaskantje.
Give it to me!
287
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,310
Sorry.
288
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,693
This is the New Kids snack bar.
289
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,907
Hi. We would like three
Knoeperts with turbo sauce.
290
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:31,245
We also want a Ricky Martin.
That's a sausage with satay sauce.
291
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,913
A dick with shit.
292
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,833
Goddammit.
293
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,546
You're puking all over the glass
with your filthy mouth. Get out!
294
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:43,507
We can't help it.
ln Friesland everybody got sick.
295
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,385
But it will pass.
- What?
296
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:50,264
l don't get it.
- Everybody in Friesland is sick and...
297
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,974
Goddammit.
298
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,560
Go back to your country
with all those diseases.
299
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:04,987
Where are those five homos?
- You're the cunt who ruined my window.
300
00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:09,825
lf you didn't bring money, you'd better
go back to where you came from.
301
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:14,162
Where are those five homos, goddammit?
- l don't know.
302
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:25,841
Here.
303
00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,927
You know what?
304
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,806
Greetings from Schijndel, cunt.
305
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,938
Hey, check this, dude.
306
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,116
Who is declared healthy?
307
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,701
Corrie!
308
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:57,497
The doctor says l don't need
those damned fucking pills anymore.
309
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,300
Hello.
310
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,011
No!
311
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,830
For Christ's sake!
Fuck my probation!
312
00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:41,166
Dave will be destroyed!
313
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,440
Camera! Camera, come on.
314
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:11,029
l'm here in Friesland in the farmyard...
315
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,502
Where did this take place?
316
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:31,133
Friesland.
317
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:38,932
Frieslan.
318
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,941
And what is...
319
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,693
l have no idea.
320
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,613
Has this footage aired yet?
- No.
321
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:56,867
They were intercepted.
The cameraman has been paid off.
322
00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:02,372
And they came up with a story
for the public. No reason to panic.
323
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:08,754
And in Friesland?
Do we have anything...
324
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,924
...important there? Something...
- No.
325
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,810
So then... we will do...
326
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,146
Nothing.
327
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,492
Did you see Gerrie's father's face?
328
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,118
What a little bitch.
329
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,330
Go away.
330
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:13,527
lf you do that one more time,
l'll take you in. Got it?
331
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,449
Hello. Open up.
- Death race, dude.
332
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,493
What?
- Death race.
333
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,204
What are you saying?
l can't hear you.
334
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,457
lf you don't open that door...
- Rikkert and you race one more time.
335
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,918
No rules, until death.
336
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:33,505
Dude, are you out of your mind?
Until death?
337
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,716
Rikkert, you're the best driver.
Everyone knows that.
338
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,593
You will win for sure.
339
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,346
And when Dave's dead
the Manta will be yours again.
340
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:45,183
You can't live without her, can you?
You said it yourself.
341
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,811
But what l meant was...
342
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:51,231
Fine, dude.
Death race!
343
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,190
Fine, dude.
344
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,570
Homo cop!
345
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:05,370
So you took that car anyway?
- Well, l was walking past it...
346
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,540
You didn't take the car?
- No, yes, l was walking...
347
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,751
Goddammit, are you completely useless?
348
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,462
Go get that car
and arrest those guys.
349
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,923
This is you last chance, understood?
- Yes.
350
00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:19,134
Sir.
- Sir.
351
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:31,313
lt's a decent car.
Too bad the cops painted it.
352
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,702
For Maaskantje, cunt.
353
00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:11,186
Nice.
354
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,438
Ten... nine...
355
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,358
eight...seven...
356
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:20,695
...six... five... four...
357
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,073
...three... two...
358
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,789
Hands in the air.
359
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,295
Hey, Adrie.
360
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,217
Adrie, dude.
361
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,470
Adrie, l'm not part of this, right?
362
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:50,475
Don't move, Gerrie.
- Yes, but...
363
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,978
Don't move.
364
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:56,564
What do you mean
'not part of this'?
365
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,528
Adrie?
366
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,532
You fucking snitch!
367
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,461
We could use tape.
368
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:23,591
Yes. We could put tape
all around the Friesland borders.
369
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:26,094
That way the problem
will work itself out...
370
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:29,055
...and the rest of the Netherlands
won't be at risk.
371
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:46,323
There's nothing here, folks.
Move along.
372
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:53,705
l told you there's nothing here.
Hello.
373
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,417
No?
Show me your lD cards.
374
00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:01,171
Hello. lD cards.
Don't walk away.
375
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,965
lf you don't show me
your lD cards right now...
376
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:19,898
Any other ideas?
377
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,571
Maaskantje?
378
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:38,958
Those rubber bullets suck.
- For Christ's sake.
379
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:41,002
Look at my eye, dude.
380
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,671
You're such a stupid cunt.
381
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,382
Why did you do it?
382
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,594
Remember when l got caught?
383
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:53,640
With that water gun filled with piss?
And those bikers?
384
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,768
l didn't want to go to jail,
because of my probation.
385
00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:02,023
So sometimes l call Adrie
when l have some information.
386
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:07,445
He also gives me confiscated fireworks
sometimes, as a bonus.
387
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,781
Just to be nice.
388
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:13,910
Did anyone bring toilet paper
by any chance?
389
00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:17,831
Hey, homos!
390
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:23,253
l think l'll pay your mother a little visit.
- Don't you dare.
391
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,006
Corrie.
392
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:33,972
Corrie.
- Fucking cunt. l'll kill you
393
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,057
No. l'll kill you!
394
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,768
Calm down, young man,
otherwise l'll...
395
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,562
See you later.
396
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,233
Mom, get out of Maaskantje.
lt's dangerous.
397
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:49,487
Why? l feel great.
l have so much energy.
398
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:52,282
Listen to me, Mom.
l can't tell you everything.
399
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,161
But take the bus right now and try to get
as far away from Maaskantje as you can.
400
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,788
No, son.
l'm staying here.
401
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:01,541
Besides, l don't like to travel.
You know that.
402
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,961
Goddammit mom, listen.
- Hold on.
403
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:10,133
Someone is coming. Goddammit,
who would come by on a Sunday?
404
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,345
Hello?
- Goddammit mom, listen to me!
405
00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:17,974
What are you doing damned homo cop?
- Excuse me?
406
00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:26,941
We have to get out of here!
Dave is with our mom.
407
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:32,822
l know. What if we take my shirt...
- Shut up, fucking snitch!
408
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,325
What if we get a paperclip...
- Shut up!
409
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:41,331
Hey idiots, what's up?
Craziness.
410
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,502
What did you say?
- Hey, how are you?
411
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:49,464
Who are you?
- Yes, of course.
412
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:53,801
l know you, but you don't know me,
of course. Funny.
413
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,679
l work for the Ministry of Defense.
414
00:41:56,847 --> 00:42:01,142
We've been following you for a while
from a distance.
415
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,978
Yes.
416
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,273
To make a long story short...
417
00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:12,070
We want you to help us out
with a situation in the Friesland region.
418
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,990
Are you crazy or something?
- You are crazy, dude, cunt.
419
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:23,039
We can supply you with guns...
420
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,625
...and we'll make sure
you'll never have to work again.
421
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:29,003
And you will be released immediately.
- Fine, dude.
422
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:34,092
Homos!
423
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,930
Goddammit, Adrie.
How could you let them get out?
424
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,932
Yes, no, but those...
425
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:50,233
OK, hand it over. You know the drill.
You're fired. Again.
426
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,789
There he is.
427
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,001
Pete Crybaby.
428
00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:33,818
Mom?
429
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,822
Ries!
What happened to my house?
430
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,449
Mom!
431
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:51,336
Ronnie picked me up
and we celebrated my health.
432
00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:55,214
Mom, you have to leave.
433
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,258
lt's not safe here anymore.
434
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:01,304
Ronnie will take you to the bus station.
- Will do.
435
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:05,058
l'll make sure you get
a ticket to Ameland.
436
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,310
l'll book you a hotel, all inclusive.
437
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:11,981
You deserve to get pampered.
- You're so good to me.
438
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,566
Mom...
439
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,110
...l don't say this often...
440
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:19,447
Dave!
He's coming.
441
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,074
Over there.
442
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:24,994
Where is he?
- Be careful, dude.
443
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:29,123
That's Dave, dude.
- lt's a ping-pong table.
444
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,670
l thought it was Dave.
445
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,589
Are you completely useless?
You fuck up everything.
446
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:40,176
l couldn't even tell her
that l love her, dude. Cunt.
447
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,185
Homo.
448
00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:52,980
Dave, dude.
Let's finish this.
449
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,567
Meet us at 4 p.m.
next to the highway, cunt.
450
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:26,514
Heigh ho homos.
Where are the Maaskantje homos.
451
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:30,184
Heigh ho homos.
There they are, the Maaskantje homos.
452
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,478
You're going to die.
453
00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:37,275
Bring it on. Get AlDS,
you fat cunts from Schijndel.
454
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,862
Homosexuals.
455
00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:44,365
Deborah has a nice tight pussy.
456
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,785
l dare you to say that again, dude,
now that you still can.
457
00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,454
Nice tight pussy.
458
00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:52,790
We'll kill you.
And your whole fucking village, goddammit!
459
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,251
Stop it, people.
460
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:58,755
Hi, l'm Anja from
the Association Against Cursing.
461
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:01,174
You're going too far, guys.
462
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:07,096
Wouldn't it be nice if two rival groups,
like you, entered into a discussion?
463
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:13,060
Don't curse at each other.
l can give an example...
464
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:21,736
ls Roy really sticking that broken
broom handle up her cunt?
465
00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:33,372
Whore.
466
00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:45,218
Ladies and gentlemen,
may l have your attention please?
467
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:51,390
We have to wait here for the ferry
to take us to beautiful Ameland.
468
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,438
Fucking Friesland!
- And l have a nice announcement to make.
469
00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:03,027
You can go stretch your legs outside
for five minutes before we go on the ferry.
470
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:30,930
Well folks, look at that.
l think they want...
471
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,703
Hey, cunt.
472
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,172
Mom?
- Ries!
473
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:11,387
Mom! Mom!
474
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,778
That's a fucking great Knoepert,
goddammit.
475
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:13,074
The Knoepert, available at a snack bar
near you. lt's gigantic, dude.
476
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,618
The manufacturers can't be held
responsible for the effects...
477
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,870
...of the changing ingredients
of the Knoepert.
478
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:38,015
We are gathered here today...
479
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,937
...because we have lost
a special human being.
480
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:47,692
Corrie Batsbak,
the mother of Richard Batsbak.
481
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:51,570
Unfortunately, we can't bury her body...
482
00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:55,491
...because it hasn't been found
since the attack that took her life.
483
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,994
ln that place, Friesland.
484
00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:01,205
Corrie wasn't just my neighbor.
485
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:06,252
Corrie and l,
we really trusted each other.
486
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:12,925
And Richard, your mother asked me
to tell you this after her death.
487
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,721
You never knew your father.
There's a reason for that.
488
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:19,807
Apart from the fact that he robbed
your mother...
489
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,226
...while she was giving birth to you
at the hospital...
490
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:25,312
...and fucked a lot of whores
while he was still with your mother...
491
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:30,526
Anyway, your father was...
492
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,028
...from Schijndel.
493
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:37,324
So you are half Schijndelian.
494
00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,618
What kind of bullshit is that, dude?
495
00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:44,749
Well, look. Of course she was ashamed
that she fucked someone from Schijndel.
496
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,835
l'm going to get her body.
497
00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:50,838
This isn't a worthy funeral
for such a good woman.
498
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:54,717
So where are you going to look?
- ln the direction of Ameland, dude.
499
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:59,305
l'll kill every fucking Friesians
l'll run into.
500
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:00,848
Hey Ries...
501
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,477
We Schijndelians help each other, dude.
502
00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:08,606
Together, we'll bring your mother back
to Brabant, dude.
503
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,232
We'll bring her back...
504
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:14,111
...from that ugly Friesland.
505
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,364
Right?
506
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:23,579
l can't. l have to pick up
my kid from daycare.
507
00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:29,293
l can't come it either.
- No, dude, l'll swing by later.
508
00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:45,351
Can you hook me up?
509
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,436
lt's for my dad, you know.
510
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,686
Hello?
- Hello.
511
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,439
lt's Richard. Those fucking Friesians
slaughtered our mother.
512
00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,817
That's bad.
- Yes.
513
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:38,112
So me and my buddies want
to bring her back to Brabant.
514
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,490
What you said about Friesland...
About never having to work again...
515
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:44,869
What was that all about?
- That offer expired...
516
00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:47,204
...after you took off, of course.
517
00:52:47,372 --> 00:52:51,041
We sent in another team:
The Red Berets.
518
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:56,297
Listen, Mr Batsbak.
We forbid you to enter Friesland.
519
00:52:56,464 --> 00:52:58,883
You're ruining our operation.
520
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,428
Rikkert!
521
00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:28,746
Man, this place is ugly.
522
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,623
Goddammit.
523
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,893
He's getting back up, that's weird.
524
00:53:57,192 --> 00:54:02,279
That guy doesn't look healthy.
He looks familiar.
525
00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:04,114
l don't know that homo.
526
00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:13,582
l saw that in a movie once, dude.
527
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,501
lt's a vampire.
528
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,886
There you go. When you shoot them
in the heart, they...
529
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:39,525
That's the way to do it, dude.
Right into his ugly face.
530
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,443
Fucking Friesian.
531
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:46,031
Look at this.
532
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,123
They didn't get very far.
533
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,214
Ries, dude.
534
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,175
Fucking snitch.
535
00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:36,373
We are back, Biatch!
Woensel, get it? That's Woensel!
536
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,418
Woensel! Woensel! Woensel!
537
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:42,880
Catharina Hospital.
Everything. You know what l'm saying?
538
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:45,632
Woensel. Get it?
539
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,678
Have you found your mom or what?
- Not yet, dude.
540
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,388
We'll help you, bro.
541
00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:20,959
Henk, dude. Can you front me
a fries with stew meat?
542
00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:24,713
You might be here to help,
but you're just going to pay, cunt.
543
00:56:27,842 --> 00:56:32,638
Are you retarded or what? Don't use
that in someone's ear. Mongoloid.
544
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,142
Stop that, dude.
545
00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:43,524
Honking attracts those beasts.
546
00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:51,198
For Christ's sake.
547
00:57:29,654 --> 00:57:33,949
Hey Robbie, how's that possible?
That star went into his head, right?
548
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,784
You have to hit the brain, dude.
549
00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:38,454
Throw harder, cunt.
550
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:50,549
Grizzly!
551
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:08,150
Hey Barrie, do you also have hasj?
552
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:13,989
Just give me for 15 euros and
a pre-rolled joint. Keep the change.
553
00:58:18,953 --> 00:58:20,412
See you later.
554
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,706
Jackass!
555
00:59:18,846 --> 00:59:21,223
For Christ's sake.
That's a strange coincidence.
556
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:26,228
lt is. l did have enough bullets earlier.
- Me too, dude. l was firing away.
557
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,980
Just our luck.
558
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:34,903
Hey, fuckers.
559
00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,450
See you later.
560
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:49,751
Hey Ries, did that flame go
inside the hose?
561
01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:02,264
My dad, dude.
562
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:05,434
That guy was a great deep-fry cook,
for Christ's sake.
563
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,437
He made everything super crunchy.
564
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,982
Ferry Ameland 34 km
565
01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:37,841
OK. No big deal,
but l think l'm in love with Deborah.
566
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:42,721
After that one fuck? Do you only
like pregnant bitches or what?
567
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:46,141
lt happens.
That's just a coincidence.
568
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:50,646
That Manuela was just a filthy whore,
but she is a beautiful broad.
569
01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:54,650
She's boozing while she's pregnant.
She does whatever she wants.
570
01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:57,277
l think that's beautiful.
571
01:00:57,445 --> 01:00:59,821
l never had a father myself.
572
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:04,493
But l could be there for her kid.
l'd raise him as my own.
573
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,496
Even if he would be a mongoloid
or something.
574
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,124
Or premature
with water in the brain.
575
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:43,365
Can someone please turn off
that fucking song.
576
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,118
Goddammit. Fucking Friesians.
577
01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:48,787
Sorry.
578
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,557
Mom!
579
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:09,850
Boys!
580
01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:15,647
Dad.
l thought you were dead, dude.
581
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:21,194
Of course not. l wanted to get here early,
so l could heat up the oil.
582
01:02:21,362 --> 01:02:26,575
Does anyone want something deep-fried?
- Some bakpaos?
583
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:27,909
Or not?
584
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:36,084
l'm going to get my mom.
- Wait.
585
01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,795
Ries, dude.
What do you think?
586
01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,922
That she didn't turn
into one of those beasts?
587
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:45,427
lf you blow her head off, you'll have
to drag her headless body back home.
588
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,972
lt's up to you, dude.
589
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,116
No!
590
01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:23,089
For Christ's sake.
Fucking vampires.
591
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:25,842
Gerrie.
592
01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:32,724
What do we have here?
Where did you get it?
593
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,065
Good quality.
594
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:46,822
Hey, cunt.
595
01:03:57,291 --> 01:04:13,557
Mom!
596
01:04:23,901 --> 01:04:25,318
Mom?
597
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:37,998
That fucking horn, man.
Hey, Ries.
598
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:43,461
Mom, l love you.
599
01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:00,896
Fuck!
600
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:19,456
Fuck!
What an idiot.
601
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:22,083
Only Dave and Deborah
can save us now.
602
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:39,893
Yes?
603
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,564
Later.
604
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,524
Adrie's coming to save us.
605
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:53,281
That car is loaded with my fireworks.
He's going to light it up and jump out.
606
01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:55,700
Right here. Boom.
607
01:05:55,868 --> 01:05:59,454
A ball of fire like this.
Just wait.
608
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,472
Dead.
609
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,560
For Christ's sake.
Enough already.
610
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,896
Ugly fucks...
611
01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:29,651
...the only thing l want
is to bury my mom. Get it?
612
01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:33,446
We're going to take care of this
right now. Race!
613
01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:36,783
Rikkert against one of you.
614
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:39,202
They won't understand that, dude.
615
01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,503
That vampire is pretty much dead.
616
01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:54,509
He has nothing to lose, dude.
- So what have we got to lose?
617
01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,724
Nice.
618
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,828
l can't see a fucking thing.
- Dude, the Manta is ahead.
619
01:07:32,339 --> 01:07:34,466
Ford Capri, 2 liters laser...
620
01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:36,342
lt's fucking fast.
621
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:45,894
ls the mongoloid climbing on the roof?
- No.
622
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,577
Boring.
623
01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:09,584
No cunt, don't shoot the car.
Shoot him in the face.
624
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,400
Yes!
625
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,490
Put them on the train!
626
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:03,763
Hey, Dave.
There you are again. How's it going?
627
01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:09,519
Nice to see that Maaskantje and Schijndel
grew a bit closer together. Right, Dave?
628
01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:17,110
Dave. That fuckface.
He's been useless.
629
01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:20,613
Found this in my inside pocket.
630
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:30,415
AlDS.
631
01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:40,425
Good idea to put them on a train.
632
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,599
You saved the Netherlands.
633
01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:01,821
l didn't know he liked Chinese too.
634
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:08,620
l didn't know he liked Chinese.
635
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,705
Chinese.
636
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:17,545
Anyway, l feel honored to inform you
that Her Majesty the Queen is pleased...
637
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:22,967
...to make you a member
in the Order of Oranje Nassau.
638
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:35,855
Right, well, one more thing.
Two things actually.
639
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:38,733
So here it is:
640
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,361
Fuck whores
and never work again.
641
01:10:55,417 --> 01:10:58,294
Wait.
We want to bury my mom first.
642
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:04,926
let me fuck whores
and never work again
643
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,304
fuck whores
and never work again
644
01:11:08,472 --> 01:11:14,060
only fuck whores
and never work again
645
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:23,069
fuck whores
and never work again
646
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:24,988
only fuck whores...
647
01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:27,615
Goddammit, that song hits the spot.
648
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:32,912
Hey. l hit your mom's spot last week.
649
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,164
Come on.
650
01:11:35,332 --> 01:11:40,253
let me fuck whores
and never work again
651
01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:43,756
fuck whores
and never work again
652
01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:49,137
only fuck whores
and never work again
653
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,561
lndeed, a parking lot.
Yep.
654
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,813
Cover the region with asphalt.
655
01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,025
Fucking Friesland.
656
01:12:16,373 --> 01:12:17,832
Hey, Ries.
657
01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:27,258
Ries.
658
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,636
Goddammit.
659
01:12:37,853 --> 01:12:38,936
Sorry.
660
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,905
And action.
- Hi, l'm Jurgen.
661
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:52,617
l won a part in New Kids Nitro
and l'm Jurgen.
662
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,873
New Kids Nitro, dude.
663
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,801
For Christ's sake
that's a strange coincidence.
664
01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:12,387
lt is. l did have enough bullets earlier.
665
01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:14,514
lt's the PulpShow!
666
01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:16,516
He has a plan.
667
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:18,142
He likes that.
668
01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:31,030
Ricardo, muff-diving king, where are you?
- He's crazy or not?
669
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:35,118
Hey Ricardo, do you have
some bus tickets for...
670
01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:36,411
...for the bus.
671
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,682
Floor it.
672
01:14:02,062 --> 01:14:04,564
For fuck's sake!
673
01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:08,359
Hey, cunt. Are you completely crazy
or something?
674
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:10,945
Forgot my lines.
675
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,322
Listen, mom.
676
01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:18,995
Fuck off to your own
cunt town and take that cunt...
677
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,955
Hey, l think...
678
01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:25,209
The cops!
679
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:42,727
Made by Filipino children.
Precision work.
680
01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:13,216
Hit the brain, dude.
681
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:56,551
Yo, it's me.
Do you know where l am?
682
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:59,387
ln the theater.
You wanna know what l watched?
683
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,305
New Kids Nitro, dude.
684
01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:04,141
Huh? No, Nitro.
685
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:06,811
Yo, that movie, right?
686
01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:11,148
Yes, no, really, dude.
Huh? Sure, better than part one.
687
01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:17,488
lt starts off with the same thing,
kind of. With those guys, you know.
688
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:21,200
At some point, they get into a fight
with another town over there in...
689
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:24,745
...you know, Brabant.
Yes, Sint Oedelrode.
690
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:27,832
Yes, that's in Brabant.
lt's all set in Brabant.
691
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:32,420
They get into a fight
and go nuts.
692
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,089
But it takes too much time,
so they build a time machine.
693
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:38,926
Those other guys change into werewolves
and they keep walking around.
694
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:42,930
And you won't believe this...
l didn't see it coming, anyway...
695
01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:44,932
Robots.
696
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:49,061
Yes, real robots.
Yes, real fucking robots, dude.
697
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:59,822
Fucking whores.
698
01:17:11,209 --> 01:17:12,668
Sorry.
699
01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:18,257
Nice town, Maaskantje, isn't it?
- Yes.
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