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GEORGIE: Are you
freakin' kidding me?
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It's late, let's talk
about it in the morning.
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I'm supposed to go to sleep now?
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Well, I-I would've
told you sooner, but...
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you were so upset
about the store
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and I didn't want
to make things worse.
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You've been hiding this
from me for months.
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See?
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Worse.
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You're working for a guy
you used to sleep with.
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Yeah, used to.
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Before I met you,
before we got married,
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before we
had a baby,
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before I knew the true magic
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of making love to my soulmate.
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Oh, give me a break.
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Well, what am I
supposed to do, Georgie?
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Simple. Don't work there.
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No.
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No, this has been my dream
for as long as I can remember
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and I'm not
walking away from it.
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Then I guess
you're picking him over me.
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I am picking my career,
which I thought you supported.
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Well, so if I worked
with an old girlfriend,
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you'd be okay with it?
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Of course.
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All right, then.
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I have some phone calls to make.
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(sighs):
God,
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you are being so childish.
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There it is.
Every time we get in a fight,
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you use my age against me.
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FYI, I'm not a teenager anymore.
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Oh, calm down, you turned 20
like a month ago.
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I'm out of here.
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Right. Of course.
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Because every time we have
a fight, you run away.
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If I don't, I might
say something I'll regret.
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Like what?
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You...
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are what my mother
would call a jezebel.
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Do you even know
what that means?
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I get the gist.
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Did you know about this?
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About what?
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Georgie...
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What?
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If you need a hug,
you know where to find me.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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I don't mean to pour
salt on the wound, but...
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I think you've
left someone important
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out this conversation.
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Please don't say Jesus.
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I was gonna say your daughter.
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But you can't leave Jesus out.
He hears everything.
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I ain't never gonna
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Are you sure? Because she's
gonna wake up in the morning
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and ask where her daddy is.
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So I'm just supposed
to go along with this?
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Let Mandy do
whatever the heck she wants?
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(sighs) You married a woman
who is ten years older.
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She is gonna have a past.
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It ain't the past
if she sees him every day.
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Well, I guess you're just
gonna have to trust her.
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How?
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She's been keeping this
from me for months.
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And Mr. McAllister
promised me the store
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when he retired
and now he's selling it.
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Can't trust anyone
in that family.
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Well, except Connor.
He's all right.
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Well, don't blame Jim.
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We know who really
pulls the strings.
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Blonde puppet master.
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Okay, okay.
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Vatican harpy...
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Okay.
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I wish Dad was here.
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He'd know what to do.
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Eh.
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♪ ♪
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Can I say something?
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You can't let
Georgie's immaturity
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dictate your goals and dreams.
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Oh.
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I retract the groan.
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I mean it.
You've worked hard for this,
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and the fact that
you dated Scott is irrelevant.
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Right.
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his parents are.
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(groans)
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You know it's true.
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I do.
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Still, I should've
told Georgie sooner.
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Why? Because a few months ago,
he would've been fine with this?
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No.
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Exactly.
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This isn't about you.
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It's about him being insecure.
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God, he's just,
he's so judgmental.
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It's like he's never
made a mistake.
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Wonder where he gets that from.
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Okay, please don't
start in on his mother.
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(chuckles)
I'm just saying, the crab apple
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doesn't fall far from the tree.
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I'm off.
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Here's your coffee.
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Love you.
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Really?
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You're not gonna say anything?
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You see that? That's how you
stay married for 35 years.
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♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪
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♪ You might want to sing it
note for note ♪
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♪ Don't worry... ♪
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Knock it off!
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♪ Be happy. ♪
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We need to talk.
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Uh, I don't want to get
between you and Mandy.
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This has nothing to do
with Mandy. This is business.
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All right, go ahead.
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Sell the store to me.
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You're kidding, right?
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I'll buy it.
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With what money?
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That's my problem. Just tell me
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what Fagenbacher offered
so I can match it.
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Son, this is crazy.
You got no money,
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you got no credit...
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If I can't pull it together,
you have my blessing.
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I don't need your blessing.
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But wouldn't it be nice to have?
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Okay.
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Still think you can do this?
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(high-pitched):
Mm-hmm.
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(hisses, mutters)
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One, two, three.
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CEECEE:
Dada.
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Oh, give it a rest.
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Oh, hi.
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Didn't hear you come in.
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I won't be long.
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What are you doing?
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What's it look like?
I'm putting on my suit.
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(scoffs) Why?
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I'm going to the bank
to get a loan.
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Why?
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I'm gonna buy the store.
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What?
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You heard me.
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And this doesn't
seem like a thing
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we should talk
about beforehand?
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Mm. Like you talked to me
about you and your boyfriend?
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(sighs) He is not my boyfriend,
he is my boss.
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He was your boss
when he was your boyfriend.
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Okay, can we just put
that aside for a minute?
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Do you really think it's a
good idea to put us in debt?
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Oh, the queen of credit cards
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is suddenly worried about debt.
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Okay, I cannot talk to you
if you're gonna be so...
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Childish?
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I was gonna say "dickish."
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The point is, you
can't just buy a store.
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Why not?
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Well, we'll see.
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Okay. Georgie?
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You-you need to slow
down. Okay? This is crazy.
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You did what you had to do
for your career,
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I'm doing the same for mine.
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Georgie.
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Looking sharp, my man.
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Thanks.
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(door closes)
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What am I looking at here?
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Well, my pay stubs for
the last 18 months,
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savings balance, tax returns.
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Oh, and it's not in there,
but every year on my birthday,
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my meemaw gives me $50.
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Do you own a home?
Do you have a mortgage?
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Nope, I am the proud owner
of nothing.
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Well, son, this is a lot
of money you're asking for.
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Well, I know that.
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But I also know
how much money I can make
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if I was running the shop.
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I like your enthusiasm.
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Thank you.
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(stammers)
Why?
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It's a great deal.
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I'm gonna pay y'all back
plus interest,
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then expand across
the South and Southwest
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until the United States
government
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has to step in and slow me down.
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You got a lot of confidence,
don't you?
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Yes, sir, I do.
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So, we gonna do some business?
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I'm afraid not.
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Then I guess I'll take
my business to another bank.
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First National's
right across the street.
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Okay. Thank you for your time.
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Good luck.
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I don't need luck.
I got gumption.
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Okay.
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My dad called me
his little bulldog.
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I can see why.
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Got balls the size of Texas.
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We about done here?
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Um...
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...yeah.
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Good morning,
all you early risers,
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of which I am not one,
but boy, oh, boy,
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have I had a lot of coffee,
so let's do this.
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The high today will be 82...
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You know what? It's too early
to be this boring.
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Richard,
can I get a little music?
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(country music playing)
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Let's take a look
at what's happening
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across East Texas today.
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There'll be some storms
off the coast,
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but they should boot scoot
out into the Gulf.
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There'll be scattered showers
across Medford and into Jasper,
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but they'll be long gone
by the evening.
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It'll be warm and steamy today
with humidity at 93%,
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so if you want to do
some dancing,
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do it inside like me.
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I'm Mandy McAllister,
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and I'll see y'all
tomorrow morning.
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If you want to have a great day,
give a great day.
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And we're clear.
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Hey.
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Thank you.
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That was a lot of fun.
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Thanks. Did you like
that "give a day" thing?
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I just sort of pulled that
right out of my butt.
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Sorry, lot of caffeine.
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For you.
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Fan mail.
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Oh, couple from prison,
but yeah.
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Don't care, fans are fans.
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Ooh, maximum security.
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(door opens)
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What's happening?
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You don't return my calls?
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Sorry, been busy.
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So, do we have a deal or not?
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What's your hurry?
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Why are you stalling?
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Well, it's a big decision, Fred.
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It's a big offer, Jim.
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I'm sorry, I'm just gonna need
a couple more days.
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You ain't a woman. I ain't
waiting for the third date to
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get lucky.
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Good one.
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I just need a little more time.
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End of business tomorrow.
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You know, Fred...
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...I've known you for what,
40 years?
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And in all that time,
you've never once wavered
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from being a miserable
son of a bitch.
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Thank you.
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Tomorrow.
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(door closes)
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You heard?
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Yeah.
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Clock's ticking, Georgie.
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I know.
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If I do sell to Fred, I'm...
266
00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:55,995
wiping my ass
on everything in here.
267
00:10:59,565 --> 00:11:00,900
GEORGIE:
Hey, Meemaw.
268
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,501
It's Georgie.
269
00:11:02,568 --> 00:11:05,137
Well, I'll tell you what's up.
270
00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:08,474
I was wondering if you could
help me out with a small...
271
00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:10,610
well, let's just call it
a business loan.
272
00:11:11,944 --> 00:11:14,113
No, more than that.
273
00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:15,548
More.
274
00:11:15,615 --> 00:11:17,984
Keep on going.
275
00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:20,219
Perfect, now just add two zeros.
276
00:11:21,454 --> 00:11:22,989
Why you laughing?
277
00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:25,524
Oh, come on,
you know I'm good for it.
278
00:11:25,591 --> 00:11:28,060
Yes, you do.
279
00:11:28,127 --> 00:11:29,494
Okay, well,
280
00:11:29,562 --> 00:11:30,930
you ever need several hundred
thousand dollars,
281
00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:32,265
don't be calling me.
282
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,232
Love you, too.
283
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:36,669
No luck?
284
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:39,272
No. I tried everybody.
285
00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:42,208
You ever consider trying me?
286
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:44,143
Uh, no offense,
287
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:47,013
but ain't you
kind of like a poor widow?
288
00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,283
Hey, I'll have you know,
I own this house free and clear.
289
00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:51,384
So?
290
00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:54,020
(scoffs) So, you
need collateral.
291
00:11:54,086 --> 00:11:55,621
This is collateral.
292
00:11:55,688 --> 00:12:00,092
Mom, I could never
risk your house.
293
00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:02,928
It's not a risk.
You're gonna succeed, right?
294
00:12:02,995 --> 00:12:05,598
Well, I think so.
295
00:12:05,665 --> 00:12:08,267
(sighs) Thinking's
not good enough, Georgie.
296
00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:09,502
You got to know.
297
00:12:10,503 --> 00:12:12,171
I know.
298
00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:14,006
Nothing's gonna stop me.
299
00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:16,208
Then let's do it.
300
00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,677
You sure?
301
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:21,213
Honey, your whole life,
302
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:25,017
I was all focused
on your brother and your sister.
303
00:12:25,685 --> 00:12:27,286
It's your turn.
304
00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:29,989
Thank you.
305
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:33,025
And no pressure,
but if I do lose the house,
306
00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:35,194
me and Missy are moving in
with you and Mandy.
307
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:36,729
(laughs)
Funny.
308
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:38,197
Why is that funny?
309
00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:42,735
Yesterday,
the high was 83 degrees,
310
00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:45,604
and today we'll top out at 85,
which is right around normal.
311
00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:48,507
Now, before we wrap it up,
I want to answer a lovely letter
312
00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:50,609
from second grader
Denise Chamblis.
313
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:53,145
Denise wants to know
how this map works.
314
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:56,615
Well, Denise,
this is called a green screen,
315
00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:59,652
and I have no idea how it works,
316
00:12:59,718 --> 00:13:05,157
but I do know that
anything green disappears.
317
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,027
Check it out.
318
00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:12,498
I'm Mandy McAllister,
floating weather-head.
319
00:13:12,565 --> 00:13:15,501
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
320
00:13:15,568 --> 00:13:17,269
If I find my body.
321
00:13:18,504 --> 00:13:19,638
And we're out.
322
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,007
Uh, Mandy,
323
00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:23,075
can I see you in my office?
324
00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:24,510
Am I in trouble?
325
00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:26,479
I was just trying
to spice things up, you know?
326
00:13:26,545 --> 00:13:28,114
You're not in trouble,
that was funny.
327
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,383
MANDY: Oh, good.
I'm glad you think so.
328
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:33,519
Okay, so, quick question:
329
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:36,155
are tornado jokes funny
or in bad taste?
330
00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:38,657
Texas, not funny;
Oklahoma, hilarious.
331
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,594
'Cause I was gonna
dress up like Dorothy
332
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,129
and get a stuffed dog,
333
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:44,563
and have a big fan
blowing me around--
334
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,132
You get where I'm going.
335
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:49,335
So, listen,
I'm changing up the lineup,
336
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:53,072
and I was hoping you could
take over weekend evenings.
337
00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:54,140
For real?
338
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,408
For real.
339
00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:57,076
So, I would do the weather
340
00:13:57,143 --> 00:13:59,078
for people
who are actually awake?
341
00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:01,380
That's the idea.
342
00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:02,748
Oh, Scott, thank you.
343
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:04,383
Of course, we'll have to discuss
your raise.
344
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:05,684
(gasps, screams)
345
00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:11,323
Sorry.
346
00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,325
Sorry, shouldn't have done that.
347
00:14:13,392 --> 00:14:15,127
That's okay.
348
00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:17,229
I love seeing you happy.
349
00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:20,399
Thank you.
350
00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:23,369
I should let you
get home and, uh,
351
00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:25,371
tell your husband the good news.
352
00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:28,374
Right, I will certainly do that.
353
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:32,077
Hey, weird question.
354
00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:35,815
Have you told your fiancée
about you and me?
355
00:14:35,881 --> 00:14:38,584
I will, but she's been busy.
356
00:14:38,651 --> 00:14:39,285
Yeah, got it.
357
00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:40,319
There's really nothing to tell.
358
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:42,455
Exactly. Yeah.
359
00:14:42,521 --> 00:14:44,223
But you said
your husband's cool with it.
360
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,791
I did say that.
361
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,761
But...
362
00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:51,096
Oh, no buts. No buts.
363
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:54,533
Thank you again for weekends,
O Great and Powerful Oz.
364
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,136
Was that too much?
That felt like too much.
365
00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:06,479
Hey, Dad, it's me.
366
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,414
You got a minute?
367
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:09,849
Little joke, sorry.
368
00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:12,218
Uh...
369
00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:13,719
So, listen,
370
00:15:13,786 --> 00:15:15,521
I got a big decision to make
371
00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:18,223
and I was hoping
you could help me out.
372
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,225
Dada.
373
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:22,261
I know, I miss him, too.
374
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:23,462
But he should just trust me.
375
00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:25,264
I mean,
there's nothing going on.
376
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,532
I mean... (scoffs)
377
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,235
Yeah. No. Nothing.
378
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,770
I mean, you trust Mommy, right?
379
00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:34,807
(sighs) Oh, for God's sakes,
I have a name, too.
380
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:38,410
Mom says she wants to do this,
but if it goes south,
381
00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:40,613
she could lose everything,
382
00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:44,283
and she's already lost so much.
383
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:47,620
So my question is,
should I roll the dice
384
00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:49,688
or do nothing?
385
00:15:49,755 --> 00:15:52,291
You know? Play it safe.
386
00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:54,193
You don't want a mommy
that gives up her dreams
387
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,528
for her jealous husband.
388
00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:56,896
I mean, sure, I've
made some mistakes,
389
00:15:56,962 --> 00:16:00,266
but you know who's really
in the wrong here.
390
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:02,902
Really?
391
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:09,975
Hey.
392
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,211
What's up?
393
00:16:12,278 --> 00:16:13,212
You serious?
394
00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:15,247
I just came from the bank.
395
00:16:18,484 --> 00:16:21,520
I know it's not as much
as Fagenbacher was offering.
396
00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:22,855
It's not even close, Georgie.
397
00:16:22,922 --> 00:16:24,823
That's all I could get.
398
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,825
Look, I'm sorry,
but I can't accept this.
399
00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:27,893
Okay?
I-I got to think
400
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,862
about Audrey, our-our future,
401
00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:32,698
my retirement, Connor.
402
00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:34,800
(sighs):
Oh, Connor.
403
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:37,703
I know, but...
404
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,271
Don't try to sell me anymore.
405
00:16:40,339 --> 00:16:43,309
Okay? I-I'm sorry,
but this ain't gonna cut it.
406
00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:46,478
Not a good time, Ruben.
407
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:47,479
What?
408
00:16:47,546 --> 00:16:49,348
How about I put up the rest?
409
00:16:50,516 --> 00:16:51,584
You can do that?
410
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,619
You down for having a partner?
411
00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:54,853
I thought you didn't like me.
412
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,221
I don't.
413
00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:57,790
Hold up.
414
00:16:57,856 --> 00:16:59,858
Ruben, this is a lot of money
we're talking about here.
415
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:01,627
So?
416
00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:03,228
how much I pay you.
417
00:17:03,996 --> 00:17:06,732
I have some stashed away and my
family will help with the rest.
418
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,467
Are you sure about this?
419
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:09,635
Are you?
420
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,937
Not really,
but I told my mom I was.
421
00:17:12,738 --> 00:17:14,739
That's what I told my abuela.
422
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:16,940
Partner?
423
00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:18,677
Just partner.
424
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:20,879
We got a deal?
425
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,449
Hold on.
426
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:28,020
Hold on.
427
00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:33,759
Yes.
428
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,729
Yeah.
429
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,502
Mm, you're home early.
430
00:17:43,569 --> 00:17:45,704
I'm home for good!
431
00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:48,841
What does that mean?
432
00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:52,711
I'm retired!
433
00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:54,813
And drunk.
434
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,914
Very drunk.
435
00:17:55,981 --> 00:17:58,050
Fagenbacher bought the store?
436
00:17:58,117 --> 00:17:59,418
No, I did.
437
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:00,719
You did?
438
00:18:00,786 --> 00:18:03,055
We did. And Ruben.
439
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:06,692
So, you and Ruben
are McAllister Tire?
440
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,395
Well, when we make a few bucks,
we might change the signs.
441
00:18:09,461 --> 00:18:10,496
Aww.
442
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:13,666
Let's get you in the shower.
443
00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:15,901
I'm gonna be around
all the time now.
444
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,374
So, how'd you get the money?
445
00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:23,909
My mom put her house up
as collateral
446
00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:25,544
and Ruben put up the rest.
447
00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:27,813
Oh, Georgie.
448
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,649
I had no choice.
I had to take the shot.
449
00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:33,419
Yeah, I guess we've
both been making
450
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,454
some big decisions on our own.
451
00:18:35,521 --> 00:18:36,455
What'd you do?
452
00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:38,424
I quit the diner.
453
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:39,758
I'm gonna be doing
the weekend weather,
454
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,727
which means a big raise.
455
00:18:41,794 --> 00:18:43,362
From Scott?
456
00:18:43,429 --> 00:18:45,564
Yeah, from Scott.
457
00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:47,099
Do you know what you're doing?
458
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,501
Do you?
459
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,440
I guess we just have
to trust each other.
460
00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:57,810
Seems that way.
461
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,847
So, how much debt are we in?
462
00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:04,717
Well, let's just say...
463
00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:05,851
(sighs)
464
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,786
moving out real soon.
465
00:19:16,061 --> 00:19:17,963
Boy, you piss me off.
466
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,598
(scoffs)
467
00:19:19,665 --> 00:19:21,433
You piss me off.
468
00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:25,537
Well, marriages have been
built on less, right?
469
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,540
Guess we're gonna find out.
470
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:37,662
Just want to give you
a heads-up.
471
00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,898
We're running a special:
buy three tires,
472
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,833
get the fourth one free.
473
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,168
How can I do that?
474
00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:45,103
Easy. I'm crazy.
475
00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:48,907
Glad to hear it.
I'll see you tomorrow.
476
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,811
How come you get the desk?
477
00:19:52,878 --> 00:19:54,946
'Cause I got here before you.
478
00:19:55,013 --> 00:19:57,382
I stopped to get donuts.
479
00:19:57,449 --> 00:19:59,818
Fine, we'll get a second desk.
480
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:01,019
Can we afford a second desk?
481
00:20:01,086 --> 00:20:02,921
We can't afford donuts.
482
00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:12,697
Well, I guess congratulations
are in order.
483
00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:13,899
Thanks, Fred.
484
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,267
It's Mr. Fagenbacher.
485
00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:19,204
And I'm gonna drive you clowns
out of business.
486
00:20:20,072 --> 00:20:23,241
Well, maybe we'll drive you
out of business.
487
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:26,144
(laughs) Oh, this ain't
the kiddie pool, son.
488
00:20:26,211 --> 00:20:28,246
You're swimming
in the deep end now.
489
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:34,119
(exhales)
490
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:35,253
I'm scared.
491
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,856
Ain't nothing to
be scared about.
492
00:20:37,923 --> 00:20:38,857
Where you going?
493
00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:40,192
I got to throw up.
494
00:20:40,258 --> 00:20:41,193
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