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Previously on
Overcompensating...
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Who will I be when you go?
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I'm getting the feeling
your parents cared too much.
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- Yeah.
- Have you ever kissed a guy before?
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- No.
- Benny, I'm your girl.
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- I'm a fag hag now.
- I don't think you can say that.
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- I'm Benny. We should hang out sometime.
- Sure.
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I told you about my family.
I played Slutslayer with you.
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{\an8}And I only came once.
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You treated me
like I was nothing.
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You're a toxic gaslighter
with no future prospects.
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I fucked Peter.
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They're all a
bunch of fucking losers.
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"Tig ol' bitties.
Talks about dead bro too much.
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Cleveland Steamer
fan. Orphan slut."
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Well, now I have my
dating app profile sorted.
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Are you okay?
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No. Oh, my God. It's
so dumb. I don't care.
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No, um... I'm just excited about
Thanksgiving with your family.
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Yeah.
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"Kinda a pussy."
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Am I kinda a pussy?
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New topic, please.
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It's like you've never
been cyberbullied before.
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{\an8}Hi, you on
campus this weekend?
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{\an8}Actually, this
is a good time to chat.
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We need to get on the same
page before we see Mom and Dad.
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Same page about what?
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About Peter, obviously.
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'Cause they don't even know that he's
not coming. Unless you told them.
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No. I had my weekly call with
them and didn't say anything.
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You have a weekly call?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
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It's really fun. We play
Rose, Bud, Thorn and then...
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The only time they
called me all semester
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was to see if I wanted a
membership to CorePower.
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- I'll take it.
- You have enough.
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So when they ask where Peter is,
we're gonna say that he's sick.
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Did he tell you why he
called me kinda a pussy?
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And details really sell the lie,
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so specifically Peter is
sick with strep throat.
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Like how he lied about
me being kind of a pussy?
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You don't even
know that was him.
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Anyone on the pledge committee
could've called you a pussy,
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so you need to get this whole leaked F&G
slide bullshit outta your system now,
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okay, and stop talking about it.
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Because I don't wanna have
to explain it to Mom and Dad
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and tell them that, like,
Peter's spiraling or whatever.
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"Peter has fallen ill."
Say it back to me.
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- Peter has fallen ill.
- ...fallen ill.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Well, I feel like now is
a good time to also tell you...
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I told Mom and Dad I row crew.
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- What?
- Just say you saw me in a race.
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- No way in fuck am I doing that.
- Hey, Grace.
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Where's Peter?
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I kinda want a big lie
too so I can fit in.
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We could lie and tell
them you were invited.
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My son! My boy!
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- Hi, Dad.
- Oh. Hi, Grace.
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Oh. Glad you're here.
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Hey!
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- Oh.
- Hey, Dad. Ooh!
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- Aw.
- Yeah. Hi.
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Where's Peter?
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- He's fallen ill.
- Aw.
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Yeah. Uh, he was diagnosed
with strep throat.
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- At the health center.
- Uh-huh.
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On Tuesday. It was
raining. Stormy day.
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Now we get Grace to ourselves.
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Which is great 'cause I can use
that time to catch up with Benny.
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You know, he's been so busy as the
star coxswain on the crew team.
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- What's a coxswain?
- Dad, this is Carmen.
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So nice to meet
you, Mr. Scanlon.
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Oh, no. Call me John.
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Carmen, I'm glad
you could join us.
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Especially after Benny told me
what happened with your flight.
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Yeah. You know how, like,
it, um... it got bumped,
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and then they didn't
have one until Saturday.
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And I would have been
stuck on campus all alone.
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- My son to the rescue.
- Uh... Dad, what...
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- Oh. Invisalign.
- Oh.
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- Ew, Dad. Oh, my God.
- Oh. Sorry.
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Since I retired, I'm
finally taking care of me.
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My babies!
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John, why didn't you
tell me they're here?
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I love you, I love you,
I love you!
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Ah. And you must be
Carmen. Come here, girl.
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We are so happy
to have you with us.
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And is your mommy angry
that we're stealing you?
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Oh, she'll cope.
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Let me get this.
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Oh! Looks like someone brought
a few outfits with her.
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John.
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Mostly books. Gotta
study for finals.
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Oh, are you in the same
business class with Benny?
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No. Um, English major actually.
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She's, uh, an amazing writer.
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No, really? Uh, have you
read Rob Lowe's new book?
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Oh. No, I-I've missed that one.
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Well, I just finished
it on audiobooks.
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He's really a remarkable man.
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I've been meaning to write a
history of our ancestors actually.
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So, Dad, you're a writer, and,
Mom, you're a yoga teacher now?
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Oh, no. That certification
was a nightmare.
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This morning, I went
to self-defense class.
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What did you learn?
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Thank you for asking, Carmen.
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Today, I learned how
you use the pivot foot
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to push the energy through your
fist to take down an assailant.
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- John, stand back.
- Yeah.
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It's like this.
Power, pivot, punch!
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- Right?
- Oh, wow.
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- It's so good. It's so good.
- Hi, Stew!
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- Hi, Stew!
- Ha, look who's back. It's Benny.
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- Hi, Stew.
- Lucky seven, Benny boy!
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Hi, Stew. I'm home too.
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I know. We're so
excited. Where's Peter?
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Mom, do you wanna
show me your pivot foot again?
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- ...so much fun. Ah.
- Yeah, it's amazing.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you, son.
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She's a new addition.
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You know, we had the 65-inch,
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but 108-inch, curved,
this is a game changer.
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Imagine March Madness
on this, Benny.
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But staring at the yellow
does give him vertigo.
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It's not yellow. It's Behr
saffron, and it's a knockout.
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Would you
kids like something to drink?
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Yeah, I'm
good with anything.
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Wow. You guys really embraced
the accent wall thing, huh?
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Every room.
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Oh! Vitamin water.
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Just trying to update the
house. Keep things fresh around here.
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Dark...
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Uh, is that part of
keeping it fresh too, or...
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Oh, yeah. Your dad
tried to fix the lights,
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and now they strobe.
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So in order to stop it, we have to
turn off every light in the house.
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So we've been mostly going dark.
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For the record, the
wiring was not my fault.
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No, no, no. You're right. And
thankfully, now that you're coaching...
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- Kathryn.
- What?
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Oh. Oh.
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You ruined the surprise.
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Big news, Benny. I am now a
coach of the ol' Crusaders.
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- Wow.
- Our hallowed ground.
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Who says retirement has to
be spent on the couch, right?
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- That's great, Dad.
- Yeah. And everyone asks about you.
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So I thought maybe tomorrow
we'd drive around and say hi.
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Although it's gonna be hard to explain
why you traded football for crew.
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My son's not
getting soft, is he?
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No. No, Dad. Uh,
football's club. Crew's D1.
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Oh, you. You.
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- That's my boy.
- Yeah.
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- Well, he's my boy too. Mmm.
- Ah. Aw.
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I have a little surprise that I
would like to share with everybody.
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Well, I gotta get my workout in.
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Hey, uh, Carmen, how
old do you think I am?
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Mmm... Fifty-six.
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Yeah. Fifty-six.
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Surprise!
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So, a few days
after we dropped you at school,
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I ran into Barbara Van
Horn at the Fred Meyer,
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and she said, "Oh, what are you gonna do
all day now that you're an empty nester?"
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And that really ticked
me off, you know.
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What do you mean, what
am I gonna do all day?
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It's not like I'm just gonna
sit around and do nothing.
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So then I was at the mall,
returning a sweater at J.Jill,
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and I realized...
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...I should get myself a little day job.
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Knock it off, Jagger.
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Anyway. So I marched myself right
into the J.Crew factory outlet,
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and I asked if they were hiring.
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I didn't wanna do J.Jill. I
didn't wanna ruin it for myself.
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And those managers
there hired me right on the spot.
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Ugh, they are the best. The
sweetest gay and this bigger girl.
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- Mom, you can't say that.
- I'm not allowed to say gay anymore?
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Oh, no, "girl." The sweetest
gay and this bigger woman.
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So now you have six Chow Chows?
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Oh. Ashleigh working there had this
Chow she was trying to get rid of,
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- and Barley had just died.
- Barley's dead?
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Cancer. He went fast.
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We didn't wanna bother you guys.
You were in the middle of midterms.
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- Oh, my God.
- Anyway, so I took her and boom.
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Miss Sugar was pregnant.
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Sugar? That name is so sweet.
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They are all named
after Maroon 5 songs
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because I had just seen the
show with my mall friends.
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- Which one's Payphone?
- That's Payphone!
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I'm gonna go to my room.
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Okay, make sure you
show Carmen where it is.
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Why?
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Well, I feel a little uncomfortable
having Benny share his bed
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with his woman friend when I haven't
asked her parents' permission.
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What the living fuck?
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Language. You sound like
the kids who work at Zumiez.
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So, Mom has lost her mind.
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Why is Dad coaching?
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Okay, Carmen, just
do us all a favor.
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When the cousins get here,
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if our Uncle Larry tries to talk to you
about his idea for a croakie business,
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- just do not engage.
- Grace.
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- What?
- They're not coming.
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Mom told me that Zack
is dating a Mormon girl,
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so they're spending all of Thanksgiving
with her family on a dude ranch.
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Oh, thank fucking God.
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Okay, well, maybe the Mormons
will love Aunt Linda's
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hand-painted "Choose Joy" rocks.
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You'll see them
all over the house.
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Last year I got
"Laugh, it's free."
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Well, I'm this way. So I guess
that means we're this way.
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Oh, "Welcome to the Black
Parade." I love that song.
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Yeah, I used to. I just
never took it down.
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Uh... Sorry for
invading your space.
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I guess it's better than
sleeping in Benny's room.
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You wouldn't want people
thinking you're a slut.
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Carmen?
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I guess I... I'm gonna go.
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You think we're
in the right room?
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Shut up.
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Okay, well, I just got back
from Spencer's Gifts next door.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- What is going on?
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Yeah.
Grace used to be...
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different.
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Every year for the
Christmas card,
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Grace would get $20 if my mom could
pick her outfit and do her hair.
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Well, at least there
was profit in her lying.
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And love in mine.
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I don't think you needed
to lie about crew.
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Your parents are so sweet.
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Like, I feel like they'd be proud
of you no matter what you did.
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I mean, this whole house
is a shrine to you.
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No, it's a shrine to the
version of me they're proud of.
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Well, it reminds me of the
pictures of my brother in my house,
236
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:21,912
except my brother's dead.
237
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,415
Lucky him.
238
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,044
I'm sorry. I don't mean
literally, it's just...
239
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,755
Your brother never had the
chance to let your parents down.
240
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,340
- I don't think I can change, Carmen.
- Sure.
241
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,466
I think it would ruin them.
242
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,633
I've been gone three months,
243
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,803
and my mom's a groupie for Maroon
5, and my dad's a Property Brother.
244
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,973
Okay, well, too late.
You've changed, Benny.
245
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,933
- But they don't need to...
- You're texting boys now.
246
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,310
They don't need to know that.
247
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,146
Okay. Well, are you
gonna text George back?
248
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,565
I want to, yeah.
249
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,359
Okay. Are you ready?
250
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,444
Mm-hmm.
251
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,529
"Nah, bro. Went home."
252
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,489
"Nah, bro"?
253
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,616
See?
254
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:02,787
I'm back here for, like, an hour,
and I become who I was. Fuck.
255
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:05,456
Well, speaking of lying, I feel like
I should tell Grace about Peter.
256
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,916
Oh, no, no, no, no.
257
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,543
- She should know he's a piece of shit.
- Please don't. No, please don't.
258
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,295
Doesn't that make
you a bad brother?
259
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,089
Yes. Please don't.
260
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,716
Grace will freak out and then
my parents will freak out and...
261
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,387
They like Peter. They don't
wanna know who he really is.
262
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,138
Let's just get
through the weekend.
263
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,223
Okay.
264
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,141
I don't know...
...between my Catholic guilt
265
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,143
and my parents on a
Royal Caribbean cruise,
266
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,105
it's hard not to feel
like an orphan slut.
267
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:29,815
Fuck them.
268
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,655
Thank you. Yeah, I
know. I'm... I'm fine.
269
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:41,034
Oh. He's cute.
270
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,618
What's going on here?
271
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,538
I guess. Just a
high school friend.
272
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,540
Okay. Aggressive.
273
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,209
No, no. I just, um...
274
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,629
Last time I saw him, um...
275
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,926
Just didn't go well.
276
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,763
{\an8}Okay. Um, I kinda wanna go
help your mom feed Maroon 5.
277
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,684
- My mom loves you.
- Really?
278
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,935
Yeah. Who doesn't?
279
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,061
Grace.
280
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,397
- What?
- Nothing.
281
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,441
Do you guys wanna go
to a movie tonight?
282
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:17,278
We could. But, um, Jeff texted
me about the downtown bar thing,
283
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,362
so we could do that.
284
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,780
Downtown bar thing?
285
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,866
The night before Thanksgiving
downtown bar thing.
286
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,242
I've literally never done that.
287
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,453
Well, Grace, you don't talk
to anyone from high school.
288
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,997
For good reason.
289
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,626
Fuck the bar. Let's
go to a movie.
290
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:02,156
- I really... Uh, yeah.
- Wait... Wait, okay.
291
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,657
- You're telling me...
- Okay, yeah.
292
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,201
...you think Lady Gaga is sexy?
293
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,037
- Yes. I think Lady Gaga is sexy.
- Okay.
294
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,747
- What?
- What? I'm... I'm...
295
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,959
I don't know. Just, um...
Okay. All right. What about...
296
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,587
What about me?
297
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,506
What about you?
298
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,841
Am I sexy?
299
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,055
Yeah, dude. So sexy.
300
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,106
- Benny. Whew.
- Hey, Dad.
301
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:39,318
Mile and a half. Fifteen
minutes. How about that?
302
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,444
Wow. Yeah.
303
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,280
Hey, you like your wall?
Crusader blue, right?
304
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,366
Like it. Um...
305
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,536
- Dad, what, uh...
- You know,
306
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:53,541
Invisalign made it so hard to eat, I
lost five pounds. How cool is that?
307
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,667
You wear my clothes?
308
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,834
Well, they fit.
309
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,005
I came in here the day
after we dropped you off.
310
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,633
- I just wept.
- Oh.
311
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,425
Hadn't cried like that
312
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,055
since I was named Senior VP Northwestern
Central Division of the bank.
313
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,848
Uh, it's... it's an
honor.
314
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,934
I miss my boy.
315
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,810
Miss you too, Dad.
316
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,895
- We're glad you're home.
- Yeah.
317
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:18,108
So, business classes good? Pete
still showing you the ropes?
318
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,526
- Yeah.
- Great.
319
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,902
- Good boy.
- Yeah. All good.
320
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:25,864
Aren't you proud of your dad, huh?
Finally your team has a good coach.
321
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,408
Not really my team
anymore, but...
322
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,785
Two pair of socks and
these babies fit like a dream.
323
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,373
Oh! Ah, tonight, uh,
what's the plan? A movie?
324
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,170
I'm actually meeting
some of the guys.
325
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,424
Great. Uh... Not
too late.
326
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,305
- Yeah.
- We got a lotta people to see tomorrow.
327
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,929
Yeah. Good to be home.
328
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,517
Hey.
329
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,185
Fuck the movie.
We're going to a bar.
330
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,646
To see those high school people?
331
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,191
Give me 20 minutes.
332
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,111
Hi, Kathryn. Can I
help you with anything?
333
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,573
Hi, sweetie. You are so nice.
334
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,866
You can keep me company.
335
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,201
Oh. Are you
a makeup artist too?
336
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,078
No.
337
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,373
My girl Rosa at the MAC counter
gave me a bunch of testers.
338
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709
I was gonna give 'em to
Grace. I can't use any of it.
339
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,921
The names are really crass,
but they're really pretty.
340
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,673
I could show you.
341
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,508
There's this makeup girl on
YouTube I'm obsessed with.
342
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,260
- She has some pretty cool tips.
- Really?
343
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,595
- Mm-hmm.
- I would love that.
344
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,847
She got canceled three times
for saying some racist stuff,
345
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,142
but she's actually really
good at explaining eye shadow.
346
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,810
Do you do this with
your mom all the time?
347
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,229
Uh... No.
348
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,858
Well, I had so much fun.
You're a real girl's girl.
349
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,903
Thank you. Um...
350
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,321
Do you do this kind
of thing with Grace?
351
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,573
No.
352
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:54,454
I don't think Grace is a girl's girl.
Or maybe I'm just not her kinda girl.
353
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,873
Oh. Hi.
354
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,709
Hi, sweetie. Look at this beautiful
makeup that Carmen's doing.
355
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,878
It's really bold.
356
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,837
Do you have a tampon, Mom?
357
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,547
Oh, I don't think I do.
358
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:09,843
Menopause is over for me, even though
you could never tell looking at my face.
359
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,179
I have one.
360
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,056
Oh. Thanks.
361
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,432
You look so pretty, Grace.
362
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,143
You really do, sweetie.
363
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,772
Tampon?
364
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,151
Hey, Benny boy!
365
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,322
Hey!
366
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,576
Ah, you
piece of shit! Yeah!
367
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,829
I need a drink.
368
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,788
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
369
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,708
- What do you want?
- Um, whatever you're having.
370
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,085
- Okay, and you have an ID?
- Yeah.
371
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,546
Right.
372
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,547
Holy shit.
373
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,382
- Disgrace!
- Oh, my God.
374
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,925
She
looks so different.
375
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,176
I fucking hate her.
376
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,137
Oh, my
God, Disgrace is here?
377
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,055
I heard my mom talking
to Taylor B.'s mom,
378
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,932
and they were saying
how skinny she is now.
379
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,145
I mean, we're, like, the same size.
Did she say anything about me?
380
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,147
- No.
- Whoa.
381
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,608
Is that Disgrace?
She's kind of hot now.
382
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,069
Thank you.
383
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,155
Yeah.
384
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,367
How the fuck is
college, brolingua?
385
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,535
You getting laid, Ben?
386
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,953
You getting some nice puss-puss?
387
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,874
Yeah. Yeah!
388
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,793
Hey. That one girl you posted
had some fucking juga-wats.
389
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,462
Jugs!
390
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,046
She had some bazingas!
391
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,174
Bazingas!
392
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:33,261
What's up? Ah, I
missed you, bro. No homo.
393
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,431
Missed you too.
394
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,182
No homo.
395
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,061
Is it always like this?
396
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:47,608
Oh, the nonstop standing ovation?
It is literally always like this.
397
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,568
It was the same for my brother.
398
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,652
How old is he?
399
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,905
Oh. No, he's not. He's dead.
400
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:57,201
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. That's
brutal, Carmen. Fuck.
401
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,203
Although living in a
memorial shrine to him
402
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,914
and, like, parents that
only wanna talk about him,
403
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,249
it feels like you
kinda know the drill.
404
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,586
Yes, I know that drill. I do.
405
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,839
So... Wait, why did you
wanna come to Idaho?
406
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,800
Wouldn't your family, like,
want you to be with them?
407
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,051
Especially if you're, like...
408
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,928
Last living child? Yeah.
409
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,388
- Yeah, you would think. Um, no.
- Yeah. Yeah.
410
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,599
- They're on a cruise.
- Ew.
411
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,102
Yeah. They said they thought
I would be too busy to come.
412
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,646
So there was no flight thing?
413
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,607
Details sell the lie.
414
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,441
More drinks?
415
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,569
- Outside.
- Oh, shit. That weed is loud.
416
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,198
That's a fat blunt, but, you
know, um, they drug test for crew.
417
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,742
So I gotta skip, boys. But
yeah, have fun. See you, boys.
418
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,828
See you, Benny.
419
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,454
Hey, Benny.
420
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,166
Hey, man. Uh... When
did you get here?
421
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,252
You saw me, Benny.
422
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,962
Look, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry...
423
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,589
No need. Yeah.
424
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,633
All good, brother.
425
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,632
What's up, you piece of shit?
426
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,391
Okay, can we talk
about your bedroom?
427
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,768
What about my bedroom?
428
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,938
Grace, it looks like the set of
an Avril Lavigne music video.
429
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,774
Actually, I was more of
an Ashlee Simpson girl.
430
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,900
OMG. Wait, me too.
431
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,277
Wait. Did we order these?
432
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,029
It makes sense to me that
your room is so random.
433
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,284
Like, it feels like you're kind
of out of sync with your life.
434
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,413
Like, you dress like the F&G
girls, but you don't act like them.
435
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,039
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't. You're not fake.
436
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,584
You're a bitch to me. You're
a bitch to me to my face.
437
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,168
- No, I'm not.
- Grace.
438
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,379
I don't mean to be a
bitch, like, all the time.
439
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,214
No. I wish I was like you.
440
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,801
I wish I could just be like a
stone-cold bitch and not care.
441
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,970
I care.
442
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,307
- I didn't need a tampon earlier.
- Hmm?
443
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,727
Yeah. I have an IUD,
obviously. I'm not 12 years old.
444
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,437
I just heard you
and my mom laughing.
445
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,813
Oh, my God. You
should have joined.
446
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,400
Like, I haven't said more than five
words to my mom in the past two years.
447
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,068
Holy
shit! It's Disgrace.
448
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,156
Shut the fuck up! Why
don't you eat "dis ass"?
449
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,035
Okay. Well, you were just
a bitch to someone's face.
450
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,871
I'm glad you're here.
451
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,624
Thanks. Me too.
452
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,292
Also if one more person
calls you Disgrace,
453
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,376
I'm gonna buy a gun.
454
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,087
Well, we're in Idaho, so
that won't be very hard.
455
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,803
I texted a naked picture of
myself to this guy in ninth grade.
456
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,973
- Nude photo... Nude, like... Full?
- Mm-hmm. The full nude.
457
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,684
I mean, it was blurry and my
bangs were covering my eyes,
458
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,811
but he showed it to the
entire baseball team,
459
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,730
and that is when
Disgrace was born.
460
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,733
Oh, my God. Do
you want to leave?
461
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,611
No, fuck it. I gave myself a
blowout for these assholes,
462
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,862
and I don't even know why.
463
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,865
I will always be
Disgrace to them...
464
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,911
but I guess it's better than
being an orphan slut, right?
465
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,207
Too soon? Okay.
Yeah, I am a bitch.
466
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,293
And I'm just an orphan slut.
467
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,214
Why would anyone
write that about you?
468
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,466
Like, Benny I get.
He is kind of a pussy
469
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:03,221
but, like, "orphan slut"?
It's so weirdly specific.
470
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,599
Downstairs
karaoke starts in ten minutes!
471
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,310
Oh, my God. We're going. We have to
watch these hicks mortify themselves.
472
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,105
Come on. Come on,
come on. We're going.
473
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,315
Hey, what would
you rather have...
474
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,776
a stapler mouth or
hole punch fingers?
475
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,444
- Or a pussy?
- You're a pussy.
476
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,115
Yo, what would you do if
you had a pussy for a whole day?
477
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,659
- I'd fuck Ellen.
- You couldn't handle her.
478
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,453
No
homo. No homo, bro.
479
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,373
Sammy. Hey, um...
480
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,750
I saw you.
481
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,918
Obviously I fucking
saw you, but...
482
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,004
Okay?
483
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,590
Sorry, I was... I was
being kinda a pussy.
484
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,801
Yeah.
485
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,054
How's school?
486
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,723
It's really hard.
487
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,230
But I really like
California. So...
488
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,939
Cool.
489
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,025
Yeah.
490
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,695
Yeah, Yates is, um... It's good.
491
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:05,407
Your girlfriend, um... The one
that came with your sister?
492
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,909
She's, uh... She's
really pretty.
493
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,412
Oh.
She... Uh... She's not my...
494
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,082
- Can I...
- No, can I? Please.
495
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:19,130
I'm really sorry, Benny.
That day, I misread things.
496
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:23,801
Am I sexy?
497
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,973
Yeah, dude. So sexy.
498
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,068
What the fuck?
499
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,651
I'm sorry.
500
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,696
Faggot.
501
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,997
You... You didn't
misread anything.
502
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:55,917
I was scared.
503
00:22:58,878 --> 00:22:59,921
I still am.
504
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,633
I'm trying to figure it out.
505
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,261
College hasn't been good. Um...
506
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:11,390
I caught feelings for
this straight guy.
507
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,977
It was the worst experience
of your life?
508
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:16,895
By a mile.
509
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,773
Yeah. No. I've been there.
510
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,736
I think about
you... all the time.
511
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:26,823
You do?
512
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,406
Yeah.
513
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,701
And that girl,
514
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,412
she's not my girlfriend.
515
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,916
She's my fag hag.
516
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,918
Yeah, I don't think you're
allowed to actually say that word.
517
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,003
I think I can...
518
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,257
now.
519
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:46,926
Right.
520
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,762
She is a hag, which...
521
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:55,017
That would make you a... fag. Yeah.
522
00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:01,565
And for the record, Lady
Gaga is sexy.
523
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:04,527
Yeah.
524
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,071
And so are you.
525
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,089
Sorry. The line for the
bathroom was so long.
526
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:30,343
Okay, that was TJ singing "Driving Drunk
Through an Intersection" by Kurt Dillard.
527
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:36,266
And next we have Grace singing
"Welcome to the Black Parade."
528
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,603
I wasn't in the
bathroom. Details.
529
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,812
Carmen, I'm not singing.
530
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:41,897
Yes, you are.
531
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:45,108
Dude, you gave yourself a
blowout. Fuck these assholes.
532
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,194
Grace?
533
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,530
Go.
534
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,198
Hello?
535
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,283
- Fuck it.
- Grace?
536
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,287
Let's go, Disgrace! Whoo!
537
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,128
Well, play it.
538
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,057
Okay.
539
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,185
♪ When I was a young boy ♪
540
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:24,856
♪ My father took
me into the city ♪
541
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,151
♪ To see a marching band ♪
542
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,655
Okay,
so we're gonna do this?
543
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,520
I think we're already doing it.
544
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,493
Okay.
545
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,377
♪ He said, "Will
you defeat them? ♪
546
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:50,090
♪ Your demons and all
the nonbelievers ♪
547
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:53,427
♪ The plans that
they have made? ♪
548
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,057
♪ Because one day
I'll leave you ♪
549
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:03,270
♪ A phantom to lead
you in the summer ♪
550
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:06,399
♪ To join the black parade" ♪
551
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,572
Yeah!
552
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:24,124
♪ When I was a young boy ♪
553
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:28,920
♪ My father took
me into the city ♪
554
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:32,216
♪ To see a marching band ♪
555
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,803
♪ He said, "Son,
when you grow up ♪
556
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:41,725
{\an8}♪ Would you be the
savior of the broken ♪
557
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,895
{\an8}♪ The beaten and the damned?" ♪
558
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,662
He's out banging horses
then fucking candles,
559
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:06,041
you know what I mean? Benny, did
Sammy trap you in the bathroom?
560
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,460
That's
so funny, Connor.
561
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,101
You weren't saying that an hour
ago when my dick was in your mouth.
562
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,839
Hey, you better watch
your mouth, faggot.
563
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,591
Don't fucking call him that.
564
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,177
What, are you a
faggot too now, Benny?
565
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:20,097
♪ And other times I
feel like I should go ♪
566
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,975
♪ When through it all
the rise and fall ♪
567
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,978
Power, pivot, punch!
568
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,272
Fuck pussy!
569
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:35,154
♪ And we'll carry
on we'll carry on ♪
570
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,157
Motherfucker, you're a dead man.
571
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:46,916
Unbelievable.
572
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:51,586
Do you know how
stupid I look? Do you?
573
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:55,256
I told everyone I was
bringing you by to say hello.
574
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,134
But then you went out and
got yourself two shiners.
575
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,512
I had to cancel...
576
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,599
God.
577
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,147
Hide those. I beg.
578
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:14,692
You are hardly one to talk decorum.
You're not even dressed for dinner.
579
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,903
Shampoo exploded
all over my clothes.
580
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,240
Is it, like, so bright in here?
581
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,658
Yeah.
582
00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:23,077
Uh, honey...
583
00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,289
Oh, is that funny, Ben?
584
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,041
A little, actually.
585
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:35,131
You are so lucky Mike let
you off with a warning.
586
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:39,009
Do you know what an arrest
would do to your future plans?
587
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:44,305
Just because you're in business school
doesn't mean a job is guaranteed.
588
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,141
I guess it's a good thing I'm
not in the business school.
589
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:47,393
Excuse me?
590
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,979
I dropped out of my
business classes.
591
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,565
What? Why? Why?
592
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,732
Well, I hated them.
593
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,068
So?
594
00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:59,654
Life isn't only about
doing what you want.
595
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,531
My God, what are
you going to study?
596
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,492
- I don't know.
- Don't know? You have to have a plan.
597
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,245
Peter has a job after school.
598
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,164
You don't just get to
go there and wing it.
599
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:13,001
Peter doesn't have a job.
He lied to impress you.
600
00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:15,462
What? Wh... Why
would he do that?
601
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:17,464
- You can't be serious, John.
- What?
602
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,549
- You lied.
- About what?
603
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,801
You didn't retire.
604
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,178
You were laid off.
605
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,345
What?
606
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,638
Let's not do this.
607
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,140
Oh, I'm going to.
608
00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:30,685
I've let you ruin every room
in my house with accent walls.
609
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,062
That's Behr's Peacock Tail.
610
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,523
- And it's a knock...
- Knockout. I heard.
611
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,734
And the team loves you
as their new coach,
612
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:40,403
except that you're one of
five assistant coaches.
613
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,741
And Behr's Peacock
Tail is fucking insane!
614
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,533
I'm not a coxswain.
615
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:47,035
What is a coxswain?
616
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:48,536
I'm not on the crew team.
617
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,913
You lied about that too?
618
00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:52,373
You said you were the
coach, not the assistant.
619
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,459
That's irrelevant
to the conversation.
620
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,543
No, it isn't.
621
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,671
You kept pressing me and asking me
if I was playing a sport, so I lied.
622
00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,966
You don't have to lie to us,
honey. You can change your mind.
623
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:06,221
Oh, can he, Kathryn? Life is so
easy, you can just change your mind.
624
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:08,431
We changed our minds, John.
625
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:13,853
Kids, we got a divorce before we
came back together and had you two.
626
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,271
What?
627
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,273
Anything else you want to
discuss tonight, Kathryn?
628
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,567
Yes.
629
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,818
You would stop getting vertigo...
630
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,279
...if you hadn't
spent my money on a TV
631
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,949
that distorts every
episode of Criminal Minds.
632
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,742
Sugar, knock it off!
633
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,869
Playing
"Sugar" by Maroon 5.
634
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,079
♪ I'm hurtin' baby ♪
635
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,164
Well,
636
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:38,378
I am going to go watch
Band of Brother on my TV!
637
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,756
Maps needs a bath.
638
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,466
I think I'm gonna throw
up.
639
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,885
♪ Beggin' I'm on
my knees, yeah ♪
640
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:49,932
♪ I don't wanna be needing your love
I just wanna be deep in your love ♪
641
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,684
Should we say what
we're thankful for?
642
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:55,604
{\an8}How are the black eyes?
643
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:58,899
{\an8}My dad loved them.
644
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,527
{\an8}I'm so happy I got to see you.
645
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:04,738
{\an8}Me too, Benny.
646
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,917
{\an8}Are you coming
home for winter break?
647
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:10,868
{\an8}Oh, yes.
648
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,506
So that was...
649
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,174
Insane?
650
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:28,428
It almost made me miss the
calm of Aunt Linda's rocks.
651
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,433
- Almost.
- Yeah.
652
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:37,228
I also wondered if you wanted to tell
me what really happened with your eyes?
653
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,480
Mom, I... Um... I
told you and Dad.
654
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,899
I... I walked into the bar and
then there was this post...
655
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,985
Oh, but, sweetie, I'm
in self-defense class.
656
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,195
I know a man-made
shiner when I see it.
657
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:51,535
Um...
658
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,206
Sammy was at the bar.
659
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,625
Oh.
660
00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:02,086
And, um, a few of the guys
661
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:06,342
called him a fag.
662
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:10,137
Well, that must have hurt
his feelings very much.
663
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,975
Yeah.
664
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,019
I think it did.
665
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,564
Well, good for you for
sticking up for Sammy.
666
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:22,775
Yeah.
667
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,527
And I hope I didn't
embarrass us too much
668
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,364
in front of that darling Carmen.
669
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,699
No.
670
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,577
It was just time, you know.
671
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:39,750
Your dad has been carrying
around all these secrets
672
00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,168
'cause he wants to
be perfect for us.
673
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,879
For you especially.
674
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:48,050
And he's even trying to
fix his teeth, and...
675
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,765
It makes me think of the rock that
Aunt Linda gave me last year that says,
676
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,976
"Perfection is boring."
677
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,271
You know that, right?
678
00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:06,819
You know you don't need
to be perfect, right?
679
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:17,830
- Mom.
- Yeah?
680
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:25,693
There's something
you should know...
681
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:28,549
Mmm.
682
00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:33,803
"Laughter is free."
683
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:39,059
Free ninety-nine.
684
00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:42,061
God, she's a freak.
685
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,021
I used the move you showed me.
686
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,441
You did?
687
00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:48,526
- Power.
- Pivot.
688
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,154
Punch.
689
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,533
It's all so amazing, Mom.
The dogs. The self-defense.
690
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,617
Mmm.
691
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:59,162
- The mall community.
- They're wonderful people.
692
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,456
Yeah. I'm so proud of you, Mom.
693
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:12,050
Oh, my goodness. I gotta
get going.
694
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:15,094
Black Friday starts at
midnight at the mall.
695
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,639
You're... You're working
tonight?
696
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,768
It's the Super Bowl
of shopping, honey.
697
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,477
Right.
698
00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:25,438
And I told Preston and Tanya
that I would bring Starbies.
699
00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:26,773
You... Bring Carmen.
700
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,816
- Let's just get this over with, Ben.
- Okay.
701
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:32,612
Ready for the Christmas card, kids?
I hope Peter wasn't too lonely.
702
00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:33,947
He's fine, Mom.
703
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:35,907
Carmen, you get in too, honey.
704
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:36,991
- No.
- Yes.
705
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,159
- Yes.
- Come in.
706
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,077
I'm your Pacific
Northwest mommy now.
707
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,913
- Isn't this the Midwest?
- No.
708
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:45,918
{\an8}Smile, Sugar. Smile,
Sunday Morning.
709
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,670
{\an8}No one is ever gonna
see this photo.
710
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,089
{\an8}"Peter Whitney, Dean
Ballick would like to meet with you
711
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,258
{\an8}regarding the recent
Flesh & Gold leak.
712
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,802
{\an8}Please respond with
your availability,
713
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:59,388
{\an8}as this is a very serious matter of which
the school is taking immediate action.
714
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,515
{\an8}Sent from my iPhone"?
715
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:02,100
{\an8}Fuck pussy.
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