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Previously on
Overcompensating...
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- Slutslayer?
- Oh, shit. Are you any good?
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- Are you kidding?
- Carmen.
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My name is TatianaDelRey.
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Everything I do
revolves around you.
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I don't think we
should be together.
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- Would you come over?
- What would we do if I came over?
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- You're really special.
- So are you.
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You can at least say hi.
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- I'm gonna go for it with Miles.
- Is your roommate still out of town?
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Can we use the room?
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Hello, old sport.
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♪ Everything and nothing
always haunts me ♪
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My favorite uncle was gay.
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Cool.
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Give him my best.
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And you know, I don't even know
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- if I officially am, you know...
- Mm-hmm.
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Like maybe I'm just
attracted to the person?
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- Mmm.
- Like maybe it's j... it's just Miles.
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He is hot enough for that.
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But we don't know that
he's definitely straight.
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You know? He could have just
been doing with that girl
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what I was doing with you where it's
kind of a Hail Mary and, you know,
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just to, like, see if
maybe you... you are...
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- What do you think?
- I think it's a classic
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is he gay or is he just British?
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- Classic.
- But, wait, all of this
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is why you lied about...
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- Titty-fucking. Yeah.
- Mmm.
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I was just confused.
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And I wanted to tell you,
I really did, but I just...
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I don't even really
know what I am. So...
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Okay, let's take
this step by step.
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Have you ever
kissed a guy before?
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No.
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- Never.
- Well then there you go.
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Let's find a guy for you to kiss
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- and see if you like it.
- No. But Miles is the guy I wanna kiss.
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Although I am dressed like
a slutty Boy Scout and...
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- His idea, by the way. And nothing, so...
- Mmm.
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Safe to assume I'm not his type.
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Okay, well, good news
on that bad news.
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Benny, I'm your girl.
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As someone that's had to get over
many a guy that was not interested,
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trust me, hooking up with
someone is the second step.
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Okay. What's the first?
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Denial.
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So whatever happened
with Miles, gone.
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Done. Dead to us.
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I want that. Give me that.
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You're in good hands with me,
Benny. I'm kind of a professional.
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- Okay.
- You're gonna kiss a guy.
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Maybe.
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Okay, well, um...
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I better go. I'm sorry.
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Thank you, Carmen.
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Of course.
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Wait, we didn't talk
about your stuff.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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- No, it's so not important and...
- No, but what's going on?
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Uh, nothing. Nothing. Truly.
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Okay.
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{\an8}Yo, can you talk?
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Being an ally to a gay guy
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who you sort of hooked up with
once but just came out to you.
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- Awesome. All right.
- Me too.
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And I will go.
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- Text me when you get home.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Okay then.
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- Perfect timing, Benny.
- Oh, hey.
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Uh, thanks for letting
us, you know...
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- Yeah, man. All good.
- Yeah.
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Uh, do you wanna chill later?
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I was kind of thinking of some
film festival ideas and...
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- Definitely.
- Cool.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Sweet.
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- See you, Clark.
- See you.
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Yo.
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You whack off into condoms too?
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♪ I'm on the edge of glory ♪
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♪ And I'm hanging on
a moment of truth ♪
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Hi, Professor. Um.
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I don't know if I belong
in the business program.
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I just feel like I'm
really, really bad at it.
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Oh?
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This is my first B, like, ever.
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Um, so I think it's a good
sign that I should drop.
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Oh.
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Listen, a B is good.
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Over half these students
would literally pay for a B.
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Some of their
parents even tried.
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Is there something
else going on?
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No.
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No.
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I don't care.
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- Hi. There's my GBF.
- Hey.
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- What?
- Gay best friend.
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- Oh.
- Okay,
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I've been doing some
extensive research,
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and I'm not gonna let you
go over to some guy's place
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and only be prepared for a kiss
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when there's a chance you
will probably want to do more,
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and he almost definitely will.
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Okay? So we have
work to do, "gayby."
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- "Gayby"?
- Gay baby.
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Okay, we have a lot to cover if we're
gonna pop your homo kiss cherry.
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And I think the most obvious...
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first, uh, thing...
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douching your butthole.
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- That's the first thing?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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- That's good. How'd you think of those?
- Thanks.
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- Let's go, Benny.
- Okay.
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Are you ready?
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No.
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- I am with you all the way.
- Okay.
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Prefs. Bears? Twinks?
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I-I don't know. Um...
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Hailee's not gonna
walk in on this, right?
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No, she has mono.
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I heard that's going
around. It's really bad.
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Well, she's patient zero.
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She knew she had it, and she gave it
to ten guys at the Halloween party.
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- Love wins.
- Mmm. Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Top or bottom?
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I-I don't know yet.
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It's vers, okay. Daddy or boy?
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It feels really weird
to say boy, so daddy.
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Perfect. We're in.
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- Swipe.
- Okay.
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Oh, my God, it's fucking George.
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No, fucking delete
that right now.
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- Right now. It's not funny.
- Okay. Okay. Bossy bottom.
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Why don't we put you on
Grindr? On incognito mode?
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You don't even have to put a photo.
It's good for dipping your toes in.
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How do you know all this?
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I couldn't sleep last night and
just needed something to focus on.
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Benny, I'm a fag hag now.
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I don't think you can say that.
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Come on. Flex. Flex.
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Your nipples. They're not gonna
swipe for soft nipples, Benny.
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- This is Pride?
- This is when gays invented the parade.
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We're gonna need to get you angel
wings, tube socks and a harness.
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- Poppers.
- Okay.
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No, no, no. No one's gonna
know you're gay with that walk.
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You gotta signal.
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Gay signal. Gay signal.
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It's in the neck.
It's in the hips.
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She was really good.
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Fuck Ross Mathews.
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Sashay away.
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Sashay away.
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Oh!
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I wouldn't quit him either.
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I'm Michelle Williams in this.
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Was that it?
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- Yeah. Wanna do it again?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, you fucking twink.
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What the fuck?
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Research.
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Come on the floor, baby.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey. Actually, I would
love to ask you a few Q's.
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- More research?
- Um, for a friend
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who thinks he might be
gay. I'm helping him.
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I'm his fag hag.
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Yeah, sorry, can I not say that?
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No, you should say that. Mm-hmm.
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Also, did you know that
no one died at Stonewall?
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- Yeah?
- Crazy!
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Okay, so I have this friend
who shall remain nameless...
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- Benny.
- No. What?
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Oh, my God. Definitely not.
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No. He's not...
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He's actually, um...
He's rumored to have...
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to have titty-fucked me.
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Well, when definitely-not-Benny
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wants to talk about being
gay, he can reach out to me.
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Right. But it's not Benny.
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No, of course. You said that.
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Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Hey, everything okay?
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{\an8}Free in an hour?
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It's a date!
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It's a Grindr date!
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Wait, but, uh, we didn't
post that profile yet.
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You know, it is
possible that we did.
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But there's no face pics
so nobody knows it's you.
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And he's so cute. Or at
least his abs and dick are.
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I've been texting
as you. Very Cyrano.
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And if you're open,
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he's ready to meet with you at
his place off campus in one hour.
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Okay, show me.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
That's impressive.
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So I can say you'll be there?
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No. Um...
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I don't know. Um...
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- Yes. Yes! What the fuck?
- Yes! Whoo!
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- It's so fun!
- Okay. Should I get ready?
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- Yeah, you should get ready.
- Okay, yeah.
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- For my date.
- For your date.
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- With a guy. What the fuck? Okay.
- With a guy!
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Wow, I might throw up.
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- "Condragulations," Benny.
- Thanks, Carm.
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And maybe we watch just,
like, a little less Drag Race.
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Noted.
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- I'll text you after.
- You better.
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If he doesn't kill me.
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Okay. Bye, you.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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Hi, Megan.
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Hi, Benny, you definitely
heterosexual stud.
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I think it's time.
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Benny, wait. Are you sure?
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Because that's a really big step
and you can't unring that bell.
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- Uh.
- Should we try one more time?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Let's see.
- Yeah. Okay.
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No.
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- Nothing?
- It's awesome.
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It's-It's so fun, but, um, yeah.
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"Condragulations," Benny.
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I am so supportive
and I am so, so proud.
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Thank you so much, Megan Fox.
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I'll love you forever.
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Love you.
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Don't be nervous.
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- Benny?
- Nothing, I'm walking.
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- Me too.
- Okay.
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- Fine. Bye.
- Bye.
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Benny, hi. What are you up to?
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- Were you looking for me?
- No. Um, I have to go.
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Hey, a B is good.
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Not you, Mom.
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Benny!
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Bento. Sup, man?
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Ooh. Jesus.
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Blam, brother.
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- Oh, blam.
- Hey, Benito, wanna go for a drink?
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- Benny, hey.
- Oh.
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- Have you been screening my texts?
- Um, no, I'm just...
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I'm super late for
something. Sorry, I gotta go.
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Wait. Where are you going?
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Oh, my God.
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God, you are so cute.
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Oh. So are you.
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Benny, right?
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- Yeah.
- It's a good fake name.
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00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,515
It's not, um...
252
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,517
Why are you so nervous?
You're, like, sweating a lot.
253
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,896
Oh, yeah. I may be
sweaty but I douched.
254
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,399
Oh. Okay.
255
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,234
I didn't bring lube.
256
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,653
Oh, that's okay.
257
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,282
- Whoa.
- I don't know if I'm a top or bottom,
258
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,366
- Daddy.
- Okay.
259
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,535
You have to slow down. You're
starting to freak me out a bit.
260
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,079
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
261
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,750
- Yeah.
- It's okay. Thank you for the feedback.
262
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,211
You were so sweet on the apps.
263
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,005
Yeah, um...
264
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,466
That wasn't me.
265
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,219
It was my friend.
266
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,804
She's, uh, helping
me get over a guy.
267
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,098
Aw, you sweet little "gayby."
268
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,434
Let me guess, it's
your first crush?
269
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,520
Yeah.
270
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,813
- It's awful.
- Mmm.
271
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,234
I remember my first crush.
272
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,069
- Davis.
- Miles.
273
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,613
Miles Davis.
274
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,783
God, I remember those
feelings so well.
275
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,244
Just, like, all you
want is to be held,
276
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,038
but you don't know if he is...
277
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:54,083
- whatever, and you're scared to ask.
- Yes, exactly.
278
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,168
Yeah.
279
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,921
What happened with Davis?
280
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:03,051
Well, we fell in
love and got married.
281
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,428
- Davis!
- Oh, the girls were good tonight
282
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,014
and took all their medicine.
283
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,558
Oh. Hello.
284
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,227
Girls? You have kids?
285
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,146
Yeah, we have two Frenchies.
286
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,856
- Should I go?
- No.
287
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,193
No, no, no, no, no. We, um...
288
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,611
We play together. We're open.
289
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,071
So this isn't cheating.
290
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,073
- We're both in on it.
- And there are rules.
291
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,867
Like we can fuck whoever we want
when the other's out of town,
292
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,161
but the other person can't
know who the person is.
293
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,914
And we can never fuck the same
person unless we're together.
294
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,667
And if we do fuck separately,
it just can't be in this house.
295
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,876
Or a nice hotel.
296
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,795
- It should be a Hyatt.
- Or worse.
297
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,214
And we can never talk about the
sex unless the other person asks,
298
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,133
and then we have to be
very honest. Brutally.
299
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,677
That really saved
our relationship.
300
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,179
Well, he doesn't
need to know that.
301
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,517
No, but I guess I didn't need
to know that he was here.
302
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,060
I'm sorry about
him. He can be so...
303
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,729
So what? No, no, no.
304
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,522
Enlighten me, Jered.
What can I be so...
305
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,318
- The fucking carpet!
- Our marriage is falling apart,
306
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,986
but you're worried
about the carpet!
307
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,406
I think you guys are just
having a communication issue.
308
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,116
Seems like you, uh,
really love each other.
309
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,076
Oh, what are you, a
fucking therapist now?
310
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,870
Shut the fuck up, closet case.
311
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,164
- You think you're so cute.
- He does.
312
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,542
- He does.
- Get the fuck out of our townhouse.
313
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,752
Yeah.
314
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:23,547
God, I love when you
give dom-top daddy boots.
315
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,840
Yeah?
316
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,176
You like when Daddy
act a damn fool?
317
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,553
I fucking love it when
my daddy acts a fool.
318
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,680
God, I'm the dumbest
bottom in the world.
319
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,308
You're so dumb, I bet you
don't even know how to read.
320
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,477
I can't read. I never learned.
321
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,937
- Open your mouth, I'm gonna spit in it.
- Ah.
322
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,856
Okay, guys, take care.
323
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,776
- I'm rooting for you.
- Why the fuck is he still here?
324
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,903
Get out!
325
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,237
- No. Come on the Jonathan Adler rug.
- Yeah?
326
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,114
- Come on the rug.
- I bet that will help.
327
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,658
Yeah. The acidity.
328
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,663
Okay, so, I think I might be bi.
329
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,747
Like, just barely bi.
330
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,999
So is this the end of
operation kiss a guy?
331
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,793
- Maybe for now.
- Mmm.
332
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,462
Like, try it with a
girl one more time.
333
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,924
Wait, I may know just
the girl for you.
334
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,633
Awesome.
335
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,135
Yeah. I just, um, I have
to do one thing first.
336
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,680
Oh, you want me to go with you?
337
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,723
I'm good.
338
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,900
{\an8}No, it's not. Can
we please talk?
339
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,738
{\an8}N-No, no, no. No,
no, no, no, no, no.
340
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,490
So every single pledge
has a slide in here?
341
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,492
Yeah. For example, this guy,
342
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,495
he was a big nah from me
'cause he's on financial aid.
343
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,415
It just, like, stresses me out.
344
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,708
This guy's an Android user.
345
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,501
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
346
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,253
Wait. Who sees this?
347
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,921
Just the other committee guys.
348
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,965
Honestly, you shouldn't even
be seeing this right now.
349
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,634
We take it very seriously.
350
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,847
It's how we decide
who's in and who's out.
351
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,933
Well, that bitch is
definitely not in.
352
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,185
Right?
353
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,271
We'll see.
354
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,981
What about him?
355
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,066
- He had huge nipples.
- Ew.
356
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,069
This guy had a thumb ring.
357
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,406
- This is fun.
- Yeah.
358
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,412
Should we...
359
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,832
- It's been like a week.
- Yeah, I know, it's just...
360
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,626
Ah! Later, okay?
361
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,630
All right.
362
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,549
- Okay.
- Back to business.
363
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,634
Mmm, yeah.
364
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,303
And I know what you're thinking,
365
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,221
that he probably stopped
because he couldn't get hard,
366
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,183
but I really, really, really
don't think that's why.
367
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,227
He's been so attentive since the break,
and actually asking me questions,
368
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,729
which he never did
before, so I'm like,
369
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,731
- "Should I just have told him how I"...
- Enough.
370
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,151
I never wanted to have a fucking
stroke so bad in my life.
371
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,904
- You bitch.
- When you fuck,
372
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,157
this Peter makes
you come, right?
373
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,452
- Oh...
- That's a no.
374
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,413
I mean I have come
with him, like, nearby.
375
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,706
Look, I'm old.
376
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:06,126
I don't have much time left, so
I'm just gonna cut right to it.
377
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,711
Peter is a loser.
378
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,671
He can't get hard.
379
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,507
He treats you like
you're nothing.
380
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,927
Even I can do better than that.
381
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,805
Why is it you think you can't?
382
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,350
- I just can't.
- Oh, sweetheart.
383
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,435
Yes, you can. Trust me.
384
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,188
You're funny. You're hot.
385
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:29,024
Your tits are for shit, but...
386
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,819
Uh, Riley. Come over here.
387
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,278
What now, Janet?
388
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,364
Aw, Riley.
389
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,824
You know that's a girl's name?
390
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,283
Yeah, you mentioned that.
391
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,244
You remember Grace, right?
392
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,538
Yeah. Of course. Hi, Grace.
393
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,915
- Hi.
- You'd take her out on a date, right?
394
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,542
Janet!
395
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,378
And not in a sympathy fuck way.
396
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,588
Anytime.
397
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,881
- See?
- Well, thank you.
398
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,675
And fuck you. I
actually have to go.
399
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,510
I need a nap anyway.
400
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,137
Your boyfriend stories
are stronger than Ambien.
401
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,681
Well, don't die in your sleep.
402
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,059
Ah, I do love you, kid.
403
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,602
No homo.
404
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,188
Love you too.
405
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,024
I'm really sorry about that.
406
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,609
Sorry about what?
407
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,945
I told her like three weeks
ago I wanted your number.
408
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,030
You did?
409
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,282
Yeah.
410
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,367
I did.
411
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,959
- Should we get mocktails sometime?
- No.
412
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,173
"Tatiana, in Berlin,
413
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,095
waiting for you."
414
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,476
{\an8}Hey, homo. You shit
in her mouth yet?
415
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,978
{\an8}Do you have parents?
416
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,481
{\an8}I guess that's a no. What
happened? She dump your fairy ass?
417
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,860
No, no. It's just...
418
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,613
It's kind of a
fucked-up situation.
419
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,823
She's a freshman, Terry.
420
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,992
It's just not a good look.
421
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,077
{\an8}Please tell me
you're her teacher.
422
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,288
{\an8}Jesus, I'm a fucking senior.
423
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,041
It's like a victory
lap year, you know?
424
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,169
You can fuck a freshman
but you can't date one.
425
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,922
It's complicated. Why
am I talking to you?
426
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,300
Besides, my girlfriend, she's,
like, a total smokeshow.
427
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,843
Like, legit ten.
428
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,969
{\an8}Send a titty pic.
429
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:25,349
{\an8}Nah, but why can I have sex with the
girl I'm not supposed to be with,
430
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,185
but I can't have sex with
the one I should be with?
431
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:32,273
{\an8}It ain't that deep. Just get some
pharmaceutical help and fuck 'em both.
432
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,443
Terry6969,
433
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,903
you're a fucking genius.
434
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,321
{\an8}Don't be gay.
435
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,948
I was doing some
research online,
436
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,450
and they were saying it could
be a generational thing.
437
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,954
Like, porn has ruined
the real stuff for us.
438
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:52,709
And, yeah, I'll admit Pornhub and video
games certainly have me all desensitized.
439
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,214
Like, when I was in high school, I
only jacked off to Family Guy porn.
440
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,508
It was funny. I
actually heard...
441
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:03,971
...there was some kind of pill
that helps with getting erections.
442
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,057
I-I don't know,
like, is that true?
443
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,268
I think I need something.
444
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,063
I think I need help.
445
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:13,814
Like Viagra?
446
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,068
Are you literally trying to pretend
you're not sure if Viagra's a thing?
447
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,654
Viagra, um...
448
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,864
- I...
- What? Vi... Oh, yeah.
449
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,368
Um. Sure, that would... that
would be great if that's possible.
450
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,120
You should know, by the way,
451
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,956
your antidepressants can
cause erectile dysfunction.
452
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,791
Don't go off them or anything.
453
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,378
It can cause some issues with
depression return and impulse control.
454
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,632
Would it be possible
to get a sample pill?
455
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,509
- Okay.
- Great.
456
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,802
Oh, yeah.
457
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,221
And you've never taken
this medication before?
458
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,389
- No.
- Okay.
459
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,184
I'm gonna need your date of
birth, then press accept.
460
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,437
- Okay.
- Okay. Just enter your date of birth,
461
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,522
initial.
462
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,649
Then sign with
your date of birth.
463
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,027
- Yo.
- Peter.
464
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,241
What are you... What
are you doing here?
465
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,370
Oh... um, mono's going around.
466
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,707
Yeah, so I'm just
getting checked.
467
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,044
- Shit.
- What, uh... What are you doing here?
468
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,546
- I gotta run, Benny... B... Ben... Be...
- Oh, okay.
469
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,716
"Bennie and the Jets." I'll see
you later. I'll see you tonight.
470
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,010
Awesome.
471
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,638
I'm gonna need you to
enter your date of birth.
472
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:12,850
I gotta see this thing.
473
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,528
Um...
474
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,321
- I'm gonna... I'm gonna eat your pussy.
- Shit.
475
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,115
- Yeah?
- Y-Yeah.
476
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:32,285
- You wanna lick the kitty?
- Y-Yeah. Yeah, I wanna lick the kitty.
477
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,832
Oh, shit. Fucker.
478
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,795
You like my pretty kitty?
479
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,672
Yeah, I love it.
480
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,301
My kitty is meowing for you.
481
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,805
You love it when she purrs?
482
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:54,641
Meow!
483
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,936
Why Viagra not working?
484
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,229
This kitty has claws.
485
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:04,777
"You must be aroused
for Viagra to work."
486
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,528
Fuck.
487
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,452
- I'm not bi.
- What?
488
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,621
I have to go.
489
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,999
You're beautiful...
490
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,333
Thank you.
491
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,711
What? Where?
492
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,296
You forgot your jacket.
493
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,176
That was hot.
494
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,724
- Fucker! Got you, bitch!
- What the fuck? Oh, my God.
495
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:36,975
- What the fuck?
- Fucking fairy!
496
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,353
- You're coming with us!
- I swear to God! Put me down!
497
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,564
Huh?
498
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,275
Congrats, Bento.
499
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,569
Welcome to F&G!
500
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,113
- Seriously?
- Fucking seriously, dude.
501
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,740
- You are in!
- Shit.
502
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,117
You are chosen.
503
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,328
Cigar and jacket.
504
00:24:56,787 --> 00:25:00,207
You keep this up, you could
be Caesar at Flesh and Globe.
505
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,292
Cool.
506
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,877
What's that?
507
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,004
Exactly.
508
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:10,885
- Oh.
- Benny! Benny! Benny! Benny!
509
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,682
Bring in the other freshman.
510
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,060
I got your homey.
511
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,604
Oh, hey!
512
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:23,856
Hi-yah!
513
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,112
You were the only
two deemed worthy.
514
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,864
Now, to accept,
515
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:37,994
get on your knees and suck
from the golden dick of Ra.
516
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,955
Okay. Yeah.
517
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,084
Here we go. Wait. Hold
it. Take the jacket off.
518
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:46,586
I'm not fucking joking.
It's an expensive garment.
519
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,215
It's dry cleaning only. It's
a fucking pain in the ass.
520
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,384
Now, suck!
521
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,551
Okay.
522
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,790
{\an8}I'm thinking of you.
523
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,341
Oh, shit. Hey.
524
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,926
Um...
525
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,428
I'm, uh, glad you're...
526
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,596
Fuck you.
527
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,974
- What?
- I told you about my family.
528
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,310
I played Slutslayer with
you, which is sacred.
529
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:44,477
We had sex.
530
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,855
And I dressed up
as Tatiana for you,
531
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,567
and you made me feel
like a... a fucking fool.
532
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:54,071
Sorry. It's this weird time in fall
where it's cold, but then it's hot...
533
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,994
Look, is this 'cause you
didn't get into Flesh & Gold?
534
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:03,789
So, I didn't? Oh.
535
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,292
Fuck it. I don't care.
536
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,879
But I do care that you
treated me like I was nothing.
537
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,547
I'm not.
538
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,715
You are.
539
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:18,553
You're a toxic fucking gaslighter
with no future prospects.
540
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:22,058
You're peaking. But I'm
only just getting started.
541
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,729
What about this is making
you hard right now?
542
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,690
Oh. Fuck! Shit.
543
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,151
Jesus Christ.
544
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,321
God. Fuck this sh...
545
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,283
- Hi.
- Oh, hey. Did you see, uh...
546
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,912
- We need to have sex right now. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
547
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,455
Oh!
548
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:46,832
Oh, my God. Yay.
549
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:50,628
Peter...
550
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,839
- Peter, should we...
- No, no. I'm-I'm close. I'm close.
551
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,718
- Oh, okay. Me too. Yeah. Keep going.
- Yeah. Okay, good.
552
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,970
Keep going, keep going. Yeah!
553
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:03,390
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Yeah! Oh, God! I'm gonna come.
554
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,267
Oh, I'm coming.
555
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,731
That was so good.
556
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,527
- That was awesome, right? Oh, God.
- Yeah.
557
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,611
Fuck.
558
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,696
So, so, so good.
559
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,449
- Yeah.
- Really, really good.
560
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,118
Oh, I'm just gonna...
561
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,913
...I'm just gonna dump
this condom in the...
562
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,707
Get this shit off.
563
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:38,551
{\an8}Hey, it's Riley. So,
that just happened.
564
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,848
Did you come?
565
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:46,182
What? Of course.
566
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,143
Oh, you're just,
like, so hard still.
567
00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:49,602
Oh.
568
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:52,397
Yeah, it's just...
Happy we're back.
569
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,983
Yeah.
570
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:57,360
- Come here.
- Uh, I'm gonna shower actually. So...
571
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,612
Okay.
572
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:28,809
Fucking liar.
573
00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,187
Game over.
574
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,443
Hey, babe, I'm gonna go smoke.
575
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:52,124
{\an8}...and I only came once. Also,
I'm unfriending you. Sashay away.
576
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,672
Yo, my dad just closed on a
condo for me in Murray Hill.
577
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:03,176
- Yo! That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah, dog. Yeah.
578
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:07,931
Hi! I have six packs of
Magnum condoms and corn dogs?
579
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,308
Yeah, thanks, bro.
580
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,100
Five stars!
581
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,227
Magnums, dude?
582
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,812
That's sick. Tell me
more about your place.
583
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,316
Oh, man. It's tight. It's two
blocks away from Hawksworth.
584
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,817
You know, this is the
fucking life, dog.
585
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:24,239
You'll get it too. Everybody does, but...
well, everybody, but not Pete, you know?
586
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,367
Do you know what I mean?
Goddamn it. Not him.
587
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,744
- You gonna break up with Bridget?
- Fuck this place.
588
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,955
Yeah, yeah.
589
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,385
They're all a bunch
of fucking losers.
590
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,729
And then what happened?
591
00:30:56,730 --> 00:31:01,819
I was, like, rock hard from
Viagra, but also really upset.
592
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,988
I just wanted to get over Miles,
and instead I'm watching him
593
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,574
suck beer out of a
fucking gold dick.
594
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:11,286
- Kinda awful, kinda hot.
- Exactly. Yeah.
595
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:14,831
So, I started to have a full
panic attack in the quad.
596
00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,666
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
597
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,919
I couldn't even kiss a guy,
or a guy and his husband.
598
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,381
So, instead, I ate a kitty.
599
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,507
But then I thought,
600
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:28,469
"Okay, Carmen said someone else
was how I'd get over Miles.
601
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:32,515
And I know someone who's himself, and
maybe that's contagious, you know."
602
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:37,563
I mean, if I can't kiss a guy yet, maybe,
for once in my life, I can just do...
603
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,523
...less.
604
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,533
Hi, I'm Benny.
605
00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:51,826
I know.
606
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,372
I know.
607
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,333
We should hang out some time.
608
00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,335
Sure.
609
00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,879
- And I'm George.
- I know.
610
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:09,720
{\an8}Bye, Benny.
611
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,432
- Fuck! Oh, that's so great.
- Mm-hmm.
612
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:18,604
Why'd you do all this?
613
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:21,357
All what?
614
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,737
I don't know.
'Cause I wanted to.
615
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,036
I don't think I'm bi.
616
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,917
I'm probably just...
617
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,422
Well, now we can both enjoy
618
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,883
the highs and lows
of fucking men.
619
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,093
I love that for us.
620
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,221
Yeah. Scary.
621
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:58,685
- Emily fucked a gay guy. Ooh!
- Oh, my God.
622
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:02,231
I don't know what to call
whatever the fuck that was.
623
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,277
So...
624
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,572
I didn't get into Flesh & Gold.
625
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,117
Shit.
626
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:16,412
- It's cool.
- No, fuck those guys. I'm sorry.
627
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:21,417
And I'm sorry if I pushed
you too hard too fast.
628
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,171
You know how I was saying
629
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:30,884
the quickest way to get over
someone is to focus on someone else?
630
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,013
I think I may have been doing
that with you and Grindr guy.
631
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,515
Oh.
632
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:40,644
Who were you getting over?
633
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:49,987
I fucked Peter.
634
00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:56,869
Fuck this place.
635
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,788
Everyone's gonna
read these slides.
636
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:08,088
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you
I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
637
00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:11,299
♪ I only make it worse ♪
638
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:19,307
{\an8}♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
639
00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:23,311
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
640
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:26,315
♪ I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
641
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:32,320
♪ Floatin' in an atmosphere
hiding from the truth in fear ♪
642
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:35,823
♪ Slowly we both disappeared
now it seems so crystal clear ♪
643
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:41,914
♪ So in denial ♪
644
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,540
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
645
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,335
♪ You never really listen ♪
646
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:50,838
♪ And when I'm gone a
part of you is missing ♪
647
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:54,425
♪ I know it's complicated
letting go of feelings ♪
648
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:57,345
♪ I really hope that
you'll forgive me one day ♪
649
00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:05,346
♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪
650
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,235
♪ I'm sorry if it hurts ♪
651
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:15,614
♪ Oh, ooh ♪
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