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Previously
on Overcompensating...
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Are you and your brother close?
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We were. Yeah. Um... But
he's not here anymore.
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It's not my fault that you don't
have other friends. Mimi doesn't count.
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- Why did you wanna hang out?
- You are so fun to be around.
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And this is the highlight
of my college experience.
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What about that freshman you
showed me? You gonna fuck her?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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♪ I was busy thinking
'bout boys boys ♪
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Watching The Godfather?
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Yeah. I-I fucking love it.
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I've never actually seen it.
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- Me neither.
- Really?
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I can't recommend it less.
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Okay, so what's your
actual favorite film?
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- Jennifer's Body.
- No! Stop. I love that movie.
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You're fucking with me.
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"I go both ways."
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It's the best line in the movie.
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- Remember?
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
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- She would kill anybody.
- Megan Fox, so good.
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- So good.
- Yeah.
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Oh. Uh, you dropped
this outside of Rockbar.
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Oh, my ID. Yeah. Um...
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We should chill.
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Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
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Sometime.
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At some point.
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Cool.
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We should fucking chill.
Um, for sure.
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Night, Benny.
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Night.
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{\an8}♪ I was busy thinking
'bout boys boys, boys ♪
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{\an8}♪ I was busy dreamin'
'bout boys boys ♪
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- Hey. Wanna hang?
- Okay.
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{\an8}Hey. Free
now? Dining hall?
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{\an8}Sorry. Plans.
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Hey. Wanna hang?
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♪ Boys ♪
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Guess who.
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I feel like I need
a key.
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♪ I was busy dreamin'
'bout boys boys, boys ♪
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♪ Head is spinnin'
thinkin' 'bout boys ♪
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You got mail, Benny.
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Oh, my God.
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Thanks, Trey.
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Awesome.
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Benny Scanlon,
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you have been tapped to join
the Flesh & Gold society.
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We are watching.
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Oh, my God.
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Michael, I can't believe
it's been a year since you've been gone.
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Where'd you go? I miss you so...
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Michael,
I know you'd be proud
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of the man I've become
since you left us.
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Rest easy, stud!
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Michael,
big bro...
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Michael! You are dead.
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Hey.
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- Hi. I'm so glad you're here.
- What's going on?
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Anything exciting happen today?
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Um, no, nothing exciting.
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- Didn't get anything?
- No.
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So nothing... nothing happening
today? No surprises, or...
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- No.
- Nothing out of the ordinary?
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- Just... Okay.
- Not... No.
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Mikey, man! I stopped
gambling online! John 16:22.
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Um, no. Nothing exciting.
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Oh. Okay.
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Um, I was gonna go to the dining hall
before the tailgate, if you wanna join.
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I'm not really hungry.
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It's Chicken Tender Saturday.
We-We've never missed one.
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And is that good or so sad?
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Both. Um, we should go.
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Continue the streak.
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I can't. Um, I just
have a lot of stuff.
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Hang later?
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Yeah. Def.
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Enjoy.
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Benny. What,
no Carmen today?
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Um, no, not today.
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Well, you tell her to watch it.
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I've been known to break
up a power couple or two.
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Oh.
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- Ciao.
- Thanks.
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Uh-oh. No girlfriend today?
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Oh. Not today.
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Fuck 'em all.
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Is he eating alone?
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Wait.
That's so embarrassing.
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Did she dump him?
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I hear
he couldn't get hard.
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He eats like a girl.
I never noticed until just now.
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No Carmen.
Maybe I got you all wrong.
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Fuck 'em all.
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Now that he's alone,
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- doesn't he look kind of ga...
- Benny.
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Miles. Um, hey.
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Uh, do you mind if I sit down?
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Uh, cool. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. You got a letter?
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Oh, shit. You got one?
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I just thought that they asked me
because my stepbrother was in it,
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so it's like a legacy thing.
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- Oh.
- Was your sister in it?
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No. I feel like she would have made
sure I knew if she was.
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Actually, the ID that you had. That
guy's, like, one of the heads of it.
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- Peter?
- Yeah. Him.
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- Oh.
- Did Carmen get one?
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No. No, she didn't.
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Guess you're just kind
of stuck with me then.
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Get a room, queens.
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- Oh. Um, I have to go. But, um, yeah.
- Oh. Uh...
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Well, are you gonna be at the Black
and Yellow tailgate thing today?
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Yeah. Oh, my... Yeah. Yeah.
Um, I'll see you there.
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See ya, Benny.
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Imagine
eating alone.
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So embarrassing.
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Oh, shit. There he is.
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You like the little pressie you
got under your door this morning?
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Yeah. I'm so excited.
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You are so lucky
you're my brother.
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Oh, you're in it too?
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She isn't. But she is with
the future Keeper, so...
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The future what?
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Keeper.
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It's like president
of Flesh & Gold.
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Former Keeper's coming to town
for the Black and Yellow tailgate.
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We tap freshmen to join, and then
a new Keeper is chosen to run rush.
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That's me after today,
baby.
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Well, if you're the new Keeper,
then can you just let me join?
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Babe, don't make me the bad guy.
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You know you can only
join freshman year.
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And back then, you were still hanging with
Mimi and the radio freaks, weren't you?
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But not anymore.
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I finished your paper.
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That's my girl.
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Okay. Uh, would it be possible
to get Carmen a letter?
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Oh, so you already got a
letter you didn't earn,
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- and now you want a plus-one?
- Yeah.
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We already chose the
standout freshmen on campus.
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So the tailgate's kinda the last
chance to impress F&G and get a letter.
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Great. So if someone stands out at
the tailgate, they get a letter?
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- Yeah, that's what I just said.
- That's what he just said.
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- Okay.
- But it's late in the game.
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So your girl, she's really
gonna have to fucking tear.
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Cool. Thanks, Pete.
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Hey. Where's my hug?
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Oh. Um...
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- Come on.
- Yeah, Pete. Oh... Oh. Yeah.
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Big day. Big day.
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Ooh. He's cute.
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That's my brother.
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Sucks that he's dead. Boo.
I don't... He shouldn't be dead.
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Yeah.
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Those posts are doing really
well though. Should I post one?
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Do you want me to, as a friend?
'Cause I will. I didn't know him.
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- I like your outfits.
- Thank you.
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I really want to get photographed
today by Candid Campus Couture.
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- By who?
- Campus Couture.
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Did you grow up under a rock? Like...
...you really crack me up.
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Okay. Campus Couture.
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So today at the tailgate, there's going
to be a photographer for the school paper,
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snapping pics of all
the best outfits.
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I have to be one or
I'm gonna kill myself.
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No. Not like your brother. You're
not gonna lose anyone else.
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No, he didn't, um... Why?
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It's, like, an honor.
Also, like, I don't know.
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When I was in high school, my fucking
mom was transferred to so many bases
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that I moved four times.
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I didn't get the chance to
win, like, Best Dressed,
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which, like, is not
a big deal at all.
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Obviously, I don't care
about high school awards.
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Like, the girl who did win, Jessica,
she didn't move once K through 12.
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So she has 12 years to
create a fashion journey.
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I'm supposed to catch up in a semester
and a half? Like, it's mission impossible.
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She would come in with a cute outfit
and I'd be like, "Cute dress, Jessica."
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And then she'd turn
around, turtle backpack.
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Hey, girl. What story
are you trying to tell?
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Anyways. I'm just, like, very
excited for, like, a fresh start
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so, like, I can make
the impact I need to.
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Make impact. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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Also, if you're photographed
for Candid Campus Couture,
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oftentimes you're short-listed
for the fall fashion editorial.
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Well, I think whichever one
of these you pick, you're...
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Bitch, I'm gonna
wear all these today.
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I think I should start with the red one.
But then also I want to showstop later.
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I feel like when people are wasted,
I wanna really wake 'em up, you know?
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- Hey. Okay, tailgate.
- But, like, I don't know...
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We're leaving in
five. We ready to go?
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I actually needed
you for something.
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Absolutely. After the
tailgate.
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- I don't know if I'm up for that today.
- We have to go!
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- Oh.
- I'm so... Sorry. Um...
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Um, can I just wear this?
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- Um...
- I think she's joking.
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Oh, okay.
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Are you still mad that I can't
get you into Flesh & Gold?
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Yeah. It's fine. I get it.
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Good. Because you are the
future Keeper's girlfriend,
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so it's kinda like you're in it.
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Totally.
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And aren't you so happy
you don't have to hang out
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with the Mimis of the world
anymore?
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Oops. Sorry.
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- You should be careful.
- Yeah.
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All right. I'm gonna go
hang out with the F&G alum.
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And then I'll see
you at the tailgate?
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- Yeah. Perfect.
- Awesome.
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{\an8}Sorry, girl! Just
saw this! Meet at tailgate?
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{\an8}OMG, a text
back! LOL, JK.
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{\an8}Ha ha!
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{\an8}Tailgate, yeah!
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{\an8}It's, uh, my last
Black and Yellow day,
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so I kinda want it just to be,
like, the best day of my life.
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- You know what I mean?
- I want that too.
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{\an8}Great. See you there!
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Awesome. Thanks for
understanding, babe.
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Of course.
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Cool. So, uh, what are
you gonna get up to?
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I'm just gonna go get a blowout,
and then I'll meet you there.
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Cool. I don't know what that is.
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A-ba-ba-ba-ba!
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Mwah!
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- See you, babe.
- Bye.
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♪ Yeah
you know what it is ♪
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Fuck!
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♪ Everything I
do I do it big ♪
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♪ Yeah, uh-huh screamin',
"that's nothin'" ♪
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♪ When I pulled off the
lot that's stuntin' ♪
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♪ Reppin' my town when you
see me, you know everything ♪
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♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow
black and yellow, black and yellow ♪
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♪ I put it down from the
whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪
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♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow
black and yellow, black and yellow ♪
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♪ Black stripe yellow paint ♪
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♪ Them niggas scared of
it but them hoes ain't ♪
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♪ Soon as I hit the club
look at them hoes' face ♪
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♪ Hit the pedal once
make the floor shake ♪
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♪ Suede inside my
engine roarin' ♪
242
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,566
♪ It's the big boy You
know what, I paid for it ♪
243
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,942
- Yo, Benny!
- Hey.
244
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,902
- Yo, my guy.
- Oh. What's good, man?
245
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,028
- Hey.
- What's going on?
246
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,239
Guys, isn't this
fucking paradise?
247
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,117
♪ Gnarly, radical on
the block I'm magical ♪
248
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,870
♪ See me at your college campus
baggie full of Adderall ♪
249
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,246
Yeah, paradise.
250
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,331
Yo.
251
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,085
Pot brownies, motherfucker!
252
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,671
Take, take, take. Benny?
253
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,339
Oh. I'm good, fucker.
254
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,758
You sure?
255
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:43,679
I... I'm already twacked, so... I'm,
like... I'm spinning out.
256
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,306
What? What the f...
257
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,226
- Yo, that's her third brownie. Yo!
- This girl's fucking crazy, bro.
258
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,313
My brother and his friends, they made
me make them pot brownies all the time.
259
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,856
I have, like, crazy tolerance.
260
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,774
- Dude! Yo!
- What the fuck?
261
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,236
Isn't she fucking crazy? What?
262
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,238
To the face!
263
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,049
Yeah.
264
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,161
All right. Well, um, we'll
definitely catch you guys later.
265
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,706
But I'll have one, yeah, later.
266
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,291
I'll hold you to it, B.
267
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,586
Yo, it'd be my honor to break
your edible cherry, man.
268
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,670
No homo, though.
269
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,005
No homo taken.
270
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,466
Take care, guys.
271
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,177
No homo take... What is going
on? You're not fucked up.
272
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,553
I've never had an edible before.
273
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,096
You've never had an edible?
274
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,349
- They used to drug test athletes.
- Oh?
275
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,893
And I don't know, I feel like
I'd say something stupid.
276
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,354
Like what?
277
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,691
I'm a homosexual.
278
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,692
I don't know.
279
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,862
And my dad was super strict. He
would've, like, cried, so... Let's go.
280
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,532
♪ And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis ♪
281
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,616
♪ Fendi Fendi, Prada ♪
282
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,786
♪ Them basic bitches wear that
shit so I don't even bother ♪
283
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,045
Pete, baby! I need
to take a shit.
284
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,509
Oh, fuck, Pete. Yo, what's up,
baby? Oh, shit, spit on that thing.
285
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:07,764
Boom! You all ready to titty-fuck
this tailgate, nasty style? Ooh!
286
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,598
Oh, shit.
287
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:14,103
Oh, shit. Charlie!
The legend returneth.
288
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,484
Fucking first ballot Hall of
Famer. Pete, just the man.
289
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,653
- Fuck yeah, man.
- I need a drink.
290
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,154
Oh, shit. I got you.
Right here, right here.
291
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,823
- Right here, player.
- Right here.
292
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,658
Dude, it's been
a fucking minute.
293
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,618
How you doing, man?
Yo, how's the city?
294
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,370
- Fucking tits, bro.
- Oh.
295
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,497
I'm thinking about what we're
gonna do for SantaCon this year.
296
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,751
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
You got some time.
297
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,837
No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. It sneaks up on you.
298
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,506
Listen, fucking promise me one thing
right now, on your fucking life.
299
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:46,970
Do not waste this year. Because
this is fucking paradise.
300
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,808
Hey, so, um, I
was gonna ask you.
301
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,269
How's, uh... How's it looking
at Hawksworth Financial?
302
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,895
Fucking
great. We're crushing it.
303
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,106
Although... ...I've
been meaning to tell you this.
304
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,483
It's not
looking so good on your end.
305
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,694
What-What do...
What do you mean?
306
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,571
Well, uh, you don't
really have the grades...
307
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,823
...or the
family in the building.
308
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,576
I know you, right?
And this is family.
309
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,745
- Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
- This is family.
310
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,497
Here. But there, I mean, we're
talking, like, real family.
311
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,418
Like, islands and Big Pharma
lawsuits kinda shit. You get it.
312
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,837
Yeah, yeah. I, uh...
313
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,341
Sure, yeah. But I'm
still Keeper, right?
314
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,343
Keeper? For you?
315
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,427
Keepers are, like...
316
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,846
They come from something, they-they
go on to something, right?
317
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,598
Best of the best, crème
de la crème, like...
318
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,475
You're a mid-level analyst
at Hawksworth Financial,
319
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,809
not the fucking
president, Charlie.
320
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,103
And you're a college senior
from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
321
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,624
with no prospects, and you can't
even grow a full fucking beard.
322
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,277
Guess no matter how much we try to
pretend to be something that we are not,
323
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,072
does not mean we are
that thing, right?
324
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,949
Fuck, man. I'm sorry.
325
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,951
I'm a little coked out.
326
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,870
All right. Listen, hey.
327
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,997
Take that, erase it.
328
00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,960
Remember this. You ready?
You ready? Enjoy the day.
329
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,805
- Mimi.
- Graceface!
330
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,600
- Love the new piercing.
- Got it my last day abroad.
331
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,436
God, it felt so good to be
in a totally foreign place.
332
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,021
You would have loved Montreal.
333
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,566
And, oh, my God,
huge Twihard culture.
334
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,427
You're still into
Twilight, right?
335
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,319
It's been a while.
336
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,487
For sure.
337
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,989
Oh, and the music scene
out there is so good.
338
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,908
I found so many new
artists for the show.
339
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,077
And there are so many
female producers out there.
340
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,914
It's kind of a revolution.
It's feral, Grace.
341
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,999
Oh.
342
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,961
Do you want to come back and
do the radio show sometime?
343
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,379
I can't.
344
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:49,551
Just really, you know, busy and stuff,
so I-I don't think I would have time.
345
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:53,179
Well, Peter's ego is a full-time job,
but the benefits are good.
346
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,643
Well, I have the 2:00 to 4:00 a.m.
spot every other Tuesday, if you're up.
347
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,187
There is always a seat
with your name on it.
348
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,564
Fuck, can we get fries?
349
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,441
I haven't had them without
poutine in, like, seven months.
350
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,609
Okay.
351
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:11,614
What? Oh. Hailee Marie Matthews.
Also known as "Hmm."
352
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,658
Zara. Queen collection.
353
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,099
How much longer do
you want to stay?
354
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,037
Um...
355
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,710
Oh. Hey, broskis.
What's up, you guys?
356
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,839
Um, hey. We were just about to
play King's Cup. Are you guys down?
357
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,007
- Uh...
- Yes! Oh, my God, so down.
358
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,175
That game is sick.
359
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,343
Why drink when you can
drink competitively?
360
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,053
Carmen always says that.
361
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,264
- I do?
- Yeah. That's Carmen.
362
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,807
So you obviously
know the rules then?
363
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,142
Obviously.
364
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,770
Um, but maybe just
a refresher for everybody.
365
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,272
Uh, yeah. Uh, the
goal is to just drink.
366
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,608
So, if you pull an
ace, it's a waterfall.
367
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:51,236
You start drinking at the same
time as the person to your left.
368
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,866
Two is you, so you don't drink, but you
give two drinks to, like, another person.
369
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,327
Three is me, so I would drink.
370
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:01,538
Four is four whore, so four...
Every fourth person takes...
371
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,831
So six is dicks.
372
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,792
Seven is heaven, so
you point to the sky.
373
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,919
Eight is mate. This one also
is kind of, like, confusing.
374
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,714
So, there's... there's five
kings if you play with the joker.
375
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,800
'Cause the joker kind
of acts as, like...
376
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:20,474
Hey, king. Pissed I never got
to meet you IRL. Have fun up there!
377
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:24,019
...so each person... Whoever
starts has to start with vroom.
378
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,604
- So vroom is...
- I'm so sorry. I wasn't listening.
379
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,149
Um, can you explain
the game again?
380
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,318
So disrespectful.
381
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,487
We'll be right back.
382
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,571
What are you doing?
383
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,323
What am I doing?
What-What are you doing?
384
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,784
You let that guy monologue at my
human face for like ten minutes.
385
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,078
You're acting insane.
386
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,038
I got a letter from this
secret club on campus, okay?
387
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,749
And I really want you to get one too so
we can keep hanging out all the time.
388
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,334
And I wasn't trying to
freak you out today,
389
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:50,629
but this tailgate is the last
chance for them to notice you.
390
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,190
And they have to
notice you, because...
391
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,427
I don't think I can do
this without you, okay?
392
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,682
I need you, Carmen. So bad.
393
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,435
Let's do this.
394
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,855
Okay.
395
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,606
Well, we can't do that. That
was like World of Warcraft.
396
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,900
Horrible, horrible.
397
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,861
Um, can you do that?
398
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,156
You know my brother was second
best in Jersey at Edward 40 Hands?
399
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,409
Who was the first?
400
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,414
Let's fucking go.
401
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,713
Oh, no. I know that's not Mimi.
402
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,883
Whoa. Nice bullring. So cute.
403
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,718
Aw, thanks, Pete,
404
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,262
'cause my septum piercing is really
meant to stimulate the male gaze.
405
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,763
Baby, why are you so drunk?
406
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,891
Why the fuck do you
still hang out with her?
407
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,684
- I thought we talked about this.
- Let's go home, okay?
408
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,812
No, I'm not fucking
going anywhere.
409
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:52,483
- You don't have to babysit him.
- Mimi, she's not a dyke. Don't bother.
410
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,570
I'm sorry.
411
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,702
I should probably go help him.
412
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,330
I miss you, Grace.
413
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,874
Fuck, don't you miss you?
414
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,755
Well, poutine's
ruined American fries for me.
415
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,049
Maybe you can't go back home.
416
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,679
Hey, girlie. Quick shot
for Candid Campus Couture?
417
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,224
- Not too candid.
- Slay.
418
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:33,023
Are you fucking ready for the
legendary fucking Edward 40 Hands?
419
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:37,861
One, two, three, drink!
420
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,991
♪ Everything I
do I do it big ♪
421
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,702
♪ Yeah, uh-huh screamin',
"that's nothin'" ♪
422
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,914
♪ When I pulled off the
lot that's stuntin' ♪
423
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,625
♪ Reppin' my town when you
see me, you know everything ♪
424
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,795
♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow
black and yellow, black and yellow ♪
425
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,464
♪ I put it down from the
whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪
426
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,345
♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow
black and yellow, black and yellow ♪
427
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,721
You see that shit, Michael? Yes!
428
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:17,985
Michael?
429
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,904
Carmen!
Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen!
430
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:21,989
Bullshit.
431
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,156
- Oh. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
- Oh.
432
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,701
Got you, okay? It's okay.
433
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,078
Grace, it's not...
It's not okay.
434
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,833
Hawksworth said no.
435
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,710
What do you mean?
436
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,295
Hawksworth Financial
said fucking no.
437
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,257
I'm from fucking
Pittsburgh with no prospects,
438
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,927
- and you're gonna leave me too.
- I'm not. I'm right here.
439
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,888
Oh, my God. So sor... I
can't look at your hands.
440
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,890
I am so, so sorry I made
you do all that shit.
441
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,517
No, I'm the dumb
one for clapping.
442
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,935
Hey, are you coming with her?
443
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,687
Move! Move out of the way!
444
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,648
Okay, I'm her
roomie. She needs me.
445
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,693
Come on, let's go. It's
an emergency. Hello?
446
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:03,865
Oh, my God. Boys? Thank you.
447
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,326
Got it, got it. Okay. I
got it, got it. Come on.
448
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,119
I don't know what you
fucking did to her,
449
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,246
but her hands never looked
like this before you!
450
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,956
Carmen, I'm sorry.
451
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,343
Looks like it's time for
those pot brownies, my dude.
452
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,138
Come on.
453
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,557
There we go.
454
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,352
Fuck, this is so fucking Grey's.
455
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,563
Look at me, okay?
Don't even worry, baby girl.
456
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,273
'Cause I'm not going
anywhere. I'm right here.
457
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,858
And you will not
die on my watch!
458
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,070
Drive! What is this, a
kid neighborhood, okay?
459
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,572
It's my friend's life at stake.
460
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:49,034
- You're gonna be okay.
- I know. Your outfit's super cute.
461
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,537
Oh, God. Thank you.
At least you noticed.
462
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,457
There's still plenty of time for
you to be in Campus Fashionista.
463
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,293
God, you're an idiot. It's
Candid Campus Couture.
464
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,503
Sorry.
465
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,005
I was walking around all day and they
didn't even take one picture though,
466
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,423
and I was, like,
posing like crazy.
467
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,759
Like, I was killing it. But...
468
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,720
honestly, they can eat my ass.
469
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,430
I could eat your ass.
470
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,811
Only if you eat my friend's too.
471
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,066
Okay, now we need a new
word. We need a new word.
472
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,736
Penis. And now we need a
feeling. Penis with what?
473
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,072
- Death.
- Death? Okay. Let's do death.
474
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,573
That's so fucking good.
475
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,368
I've got a penis before
you kick the old bucket.
476
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,496
Did you make that up
on the spot?
477
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,045
Miles. How are you?
478
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,463
Yeah, man. I'm-I'm good.
479
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,132
I've actually been
looking for you all day.
480
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,550
You have?
481
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,802
Are we finally gonna hang out or
should we just keep talking about it?
482
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,470
Don't worry. We can do both.
483
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,348
I feel like a strong friendship
is built upon two people saying,
484
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,060
"We should chill soon," but
then they never actually do.
485
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,605
He was like a doctor.
486
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,690
He was saying, like...
487
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,901
"Hello, doctor.
You got any penis for me?"
488
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,236
Looks like Chris gave
you his brownies.
489
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,905
Um...
490
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,199
Where's my hug?
491
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,701
Uh...
492
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,119
What?
493
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,414
Oh, yeah. Sure.
494
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,334
- Like that.
- Okay?
495
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,086
Oh.
496
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,964
I have, like... I
have cotton mouth.
497
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,258
Oh. Oh.
498
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,058
Fuck. Um, Gatorade?
499
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,993
Blue Frost?
500
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,204
Yeah.
501
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,626
Interesting choice.
502
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,517
Okay. Oh. Just...
503
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:23,397
Awesome.
Have a good night.
504
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,277
This is Mimi and you're
listening to "Twihard for 2000s Punk."
505
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,197
This next one goes out to my
girl, if you're listening.
506
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,994
♪ Where'd you go?
I miss you so ♪
507
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:44,168
♪ Seems like it's been forever
that you've been gone ♪
508
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,222
Come in.
509
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,226
Oh.
510
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,812
Hey. Oh.
511
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,897
- Oh.
- Are you okay?
512
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,482
Oh. I'm so okay.
513
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:08,817
You still have hands.
514
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,777
Mm-hmm. Are you okay?
515
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:14,948
- I had a pot brownie.
- No.
516
00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:18,118
I hate it.
517
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,121
How long until this turns off?
518
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,747
A few hours.
519
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,875
Why do people do this?
520
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,844
Where's Hailee?
521
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:38,263
Oh, she said
she was running errands.
522
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,390
Yeah, you wanna eat
my ass? You're hungry?
523
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,017
Oh, this is my lifelong dream.
524
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,019
- Yeah, but you don't have a meal plan.
- Oh. Fuck.
525
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,854
You probably need to eat
my ass every day, huh?
526
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,105
Thank you.
527
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,441
I don't know if I have time for that.
Wait, don't come on my skort, okay?
528
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,817
- I have to return it.
- I can't...
529
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,110
Oh, goddamn...
530
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,072
Oh. Cool.
531
00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:03,956
So, I didn't tell you this before, but
today is the day that my brother died.
532
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,333
Oh, I-I'm an idiot.
533
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:09,085
I dragged you around
that fucking tailgate?
534
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,505
- I'm so sorry.
- I let you down.
535
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,216
You didn't let me down.
536
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,385
You were a legend.
537
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,472
A legend who's a shitty sister.
538
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,601
Why are you a shitty sister?
539
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:30,274
Everyone else has been posting
today for Michael, and I haven't.
540
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,069
I don't think the posts matter.
541
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,531
And I think your brother would
have been so proud of his sister,
542
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:43,661
who took down five pot brownies,
dominated Edward 40 Hands.
543
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:49,001
They were chanting your name. Like...
...I was so proud of you.
544
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,505
It was kind of the
perfect way to honor him.
545
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,635
It was all of the things
I used to do with Michael.
546
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:03,599
Except
I did them with you.
547
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,521
There is one more
thing we can do.
548
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,439
What?
549
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,985
This is Slut Slayer:
Berlin, the greatest game ever.
550
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,154
You played this
with your brother?
551
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,448
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It's so fun, right?
552
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,451
Well, he clearly loved women.
553
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,578
What am I supposed to be doing?
554
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,289
You kill all the
sluts in Berlin.
555
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,835
Oh, I... Oh, my God,
I just killed a baby.
556
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,711
Mm-mmm. It was a baby
slut. Don't worry.
557
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,714
- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm. Nuclear slut bomb!
558
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,466
- Oh, a slut massacre.
- Ooh!
559
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,552
Um...
560
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,763
What am I gonna do without
you in Flesh & Gold?
561
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,724
I don't wanna
think about that right now.
562
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:48,852
You gotta die.
563
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:50,812
I'm so sorry, you gotta die.
564
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:52,105
Oh!
565
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,440
Oh, my
God! I hit the end.
566
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:56,861
Oh! Oh! Oh!
567
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:01,156
- She killed all the sluts. Oh, my God.
- I killed all the sluts.
568
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,240
Get in there.
569
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,118
- That's, uh, that's really sweet.
- Mmm.
570
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,619
{\an8}Michael,
reached the end.
571
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:10,124
{\an8}You should have been here. Maybe
you were. Love you, brother.
572
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,209
Thank you for today.
573
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,129
Hey, whores. Like, let's
get it out of the way, okay?
574
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,006
I need to tell someone. Like,
I just had my salad tossed.
575
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,924
Ass ate, ass eaten, I don't
know. I'm not an English major.
576
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,260
But, like, I didn't like
it. It felt like wet butt.
577
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,761
Like, two out of ten,
maybe three out of ten,
578
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,522
'cause I guess I, like,
wasn't scared. But...
579
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,724
Wait, did I interrupt something?
580
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,405
Were you titty-fucking
her again? I can go.
581
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,769
- Again?
- It's okay. Benny told me.
582
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,980
Told you what?
583
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:36,316
Oh. Benny told me that he
titty-fucked you before Rockbar.
584
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,151
I mean, he honestly told the
whole entire party, but...
585
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,612
No shame at all. Like,
I-I love a titty-fuck.
586
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,072
- What the fuck, Benny?
- I didn't, um...
587
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,158
You're a liar.
588
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:53,375
♪ Every time, I tell myself again
that he just wants to be my friend ♪
589
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,838
♪ I can't keep up he's
locked inside my head ♪
590
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,091
♪ But he just wants
to be my friend ♪
591
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:07,055
♪ It's always just stay
it's always just stay ♪
592
00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:10,683
♪ Never just go, never just go ♪
593
00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:14,687
♪ It's always just stay
it's always just stay ♪
594
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,899
♪ Never just go, never just go ♪
595
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:24,031
♪ We fell in love in stereo then
he broke my heart in stereo ♪
596
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:31,455
♪ We fell in love in stereo then
he broke my heart in stereo ♪
597
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:39,046
♪ In stereo, in
stereo, in stereo ♪
598
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,384
♪ In stereo, in stereo ♪
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