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Previously on Overcompensating...

Are you and your brother close?

We were. Yeah. Um... But he's not here anymore.

It's not my fault that you don't have other friends. Mimi doesn't count.

- Why did you wanna hang out? - You are so fun to be around.

And this is the highlight of my college experience.

What about that freshman you showed me? You gonna fuck her?

- Hi. - Hi.

♪ I was busy thinking 'bout boys boys ♪

Hi.

Hi.

Watching The Godfather?

Yeah. I-I fucking love it.

I've never actually seen it.

- Me neither. - Really?

I can't recommend it less.

Okay, so what's your actual favorite film?

- Jennifer's Body. - No! Stop. I love that movie.

You're fucking with me.

"I go both ways."

It's the best line in the movie.

- Remember? - Oh, my God. Yeah.

- She would kill anybody. - Megan Fox, so good.

- So good. - Yeah.

Oh. Uh, you dropped this outside of Rockbar.

Oh, my ID. Yeah. Um...

We should chill.

Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

Sometime.

At some point.

Cool.

We should fucking chill. Um, for sure.

Night, Benny.

Night.

♪ I was busy thinking 'bout boys boys, boys ♪

♪ I was busy dreamin' 'bout boys boys ♪

- Hey. Wanna hang? - Okay.

Hey. Free now? Dining hall?

Sorry. Plans.

Hey. Wanna hang?

♪ Boys ♪

Guess who.

I feel like I need a key.

♪ I was busy dreamin' 'bout boys boys, boys ♪

♪ Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys ♪

You got mail, Benny.

Oh, my God.

Thanks, Trey.

Awesome.

Benny Scanlon,

you have been tapped to join the Flesh & Gold society.

We are watching.

Oh, my God.

Michael, I can't believe it's been a year since you've been gone.

Where'd you go? I miss you so...

Michael, I know you'd be proud

of the man I've become since you left us.

Rest easy, stud!

Michael, big bro...

Michael! You are dead.

Hey.

- Hi. I'm so glad you're here. - What's going on?

Anything exciting happen today?

Um, no, nothing exciting.

- Didn't get anything? - No.

So nothing... nothing happening today? No surprises, or...

- No. - Nothing out of the ordinary?

- Just... Okay. - Not... No.

Mikey, man! I stopped gambling online! John 16:22.

Um, no. Nothing exciting.

Oh. Okay.

Um, I was gonna go to the dining hall before the tailgate, if you wanna join.

I'm not really hungry.

It's Chicken Tender Saturday. We-We've never missed one.

And is that good or so sad?

Both. Um, we should go.

Continue the streak.

I can't. Um, I just have a lot of stuff.

Hang later?

Yeah. Def.

Enjoy.

Benny. What, no Carmen today?

Um, no, not today.

Well, you tell her to watch it.

I've been known to break up a power couple or two.

Oh.

- Ciao. - Thanks.

Uh-oh. No girlfriend today?

Oh. Not today.

Fuck 'em all.

Is he eating alone?

Wait. That's so embarrassing.

Did she dump him?

I hear he couldn't get hard.

He eats like a girl. I never noticed until just now.

No Carmen. Maybe I got you all wrong.

Fuck 'em all.

Now that he's alone,

- doesn't he look kind of ga... - Benny.

Miles. Um, hey.

Uh, do you mind if I sit down?

Uh, cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. You got a letter?

Oh, shit. You got one?

I just thought that they asked me because my stepbrother was in it,

so it's like a legacy thing.

- Oh. - Was your sister in it?

No. I feel like she would have made sure I knew if she was.

Actually, the ID that you had. That guy's, like, one of the heads of it.

- Peter? - Yeah. Him.

- Oh. - Did Carmen get one?

No. No, she didn't.

Guess you're just kind of stuck with me then.

Get a room, queens.

- Oh. Um, I have to go. But, um, yeah. - Oh. Uh...

Well, are you gonna be at the Black and Yellow tailgate thing today?

Yeah. Oh, my... Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'll see you there.

See ya, Benny.

Imagine eating alone.

So embarrassing.

Oh, shit. There he is.

You like the little pressie you got under your door this morning?

Yeah. I'm so excited.

You are so lucky you're my brother.

Oh, you're in it too?

She isn't. But she is with the future Keeper, so...

The future what?

Keeper.

It's like president of Flesh & Gold.

Former Keeper's coming to town for the Black and Yellow tailgate.

We tap freshmen to join, and then a new Keeper is chosen to run rush.

That's me after today, baby.

Well, if you're the new Keeper, then can you just let me join?

Babe, don't make me the bad guy.

You know you can only join freshman year.

And back then, you were still hanging with Mimi and the radio freaks, weren't you?

But not anymore.

I finished your paper.

That's my girl.

Okay. Uh, would it be possible to get Carmen a letter?

Oh, so you already got a letter you didn't earn,

- and now you want a plus-one? - Yeah.

We already chose the standout freshmen on campus.

So the tailgate's kinda the last chance to impress F&G and get a letter.

Great. So if someone stands out at the tailgate, they get a letter?

- Yeah, that's what I just said. - That's what he just said.

- Okay. - But it's late in the game.

So your girl, she's really gonna have to fucking tear.

Cool. Thanks, Pete.

Hey. Where's my hug?

Oh. Um...

- Come on. - Yeah, Pete. Oh... Oh. Yeah.

Big day. Big day.

Ooh. He's cute.

That's my brother.

Sucks that he's dead. Boo. I don't... He shouldn't be dead.

Yeah.

Those posts are doing really well though. Should I post one?

Do you want me to, as a friend? 'Cause I will. I didn't know him.

- I like your outfits. - Thank you.

I really want to get photographed today by Candid Campus Couture.

- By who? - Campus Couture.

Did you grow up under a rock? Like... ...you really crack me up.

Okay. Campus Couture.

So today at the tailgate, there's going to be a photographer for the school paper,

snapping pics of all the best outfits.

I have to be one or I'm gonna kill myself.

No. Not like your brother. You're not gonna lose anyone else.

No, he didn't, um... Why?

It's, like, an honor. Also, like, I don't know.

When I was in high school, my fucking mom was transferred to so many bases

that I moved four times.

I didn't get the chance to win, like, Best Dressed,

which, like, is not a big deal at all.

Obviously, I don't care about high school awards.

Like, the girl who did win, Jessica, she didn't move once K through 12.

So she has 12 years to create a fashion journey.

I'm supposed to catch up in a semester and a half? Like, it's mission impossible.

She would come in with a cute outfit and I'd be like, "Cute dress, Jessica."

And then she'd turn around, turtle backpack.

Hey, girl. What story are you trying to tell?

Anyways. I'm just, like, very excited for, like, a fresh start

so, like, I can make the impact I need to.

Make impact. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Also, if you're photographed for Candid Campus Couture,

oftentimes you're short-listed for the fall fashion editorial.

Well, I think whichever one of these you pick, you're...

Bitch, I'm gonna wear all these today.

I think I should start with the red one. But then also I want to showstop later.

I feel like when people are wasted, I wanna really wake 'em up, you know?

- Hey. Okay, tailgate. - But, like, I don't know...

We're leaving in five. We ready to go?

I actually needed you for something.

Absolutely. After the tailgate.

- I don't know if I'm up for that today. - We have to go!

- Oh. - I'm so... Sorry. Um...

Um, can I just wear this?

- Um... - I think she's joking.

Oh, okay.

Are you still mad that I can't get you into Flesh & Gold?

Yeah. It's fine. I get it.

Good. Because you are the future Keeper's girlfriend,

so it's kinda like you're in it.

Totally.

And aren't you so happy you don't have to hang out

with the Mimis of the world anymore?

Oops. Sorry.

- You should be careful. - Yeah.

All right. I'm gonna go hang out with the F&G alum.

And then I'll see you at the tailgate?

- Yeah. Perfect. - Awesome.

Sorry, girl! Just saw this! Meet at tailgate?

OMG, a text back! LOL, JK.

Ha ha!

Tailgate, yeah!

It's, uh, my last Black and Yellow day,

so I kinda want it just to be, like, the best day of my life.

- You know what I mean? - I want that too.

Great. See you there!

Awesome. Thanks for understanding, babe.

Of course.

Cool. So, uh, what are you gonna get up to?

I'm just gonna go get a blowout, and then I'll meet you there.

Cool. I don't know what that is.

A-ba-ba-ba-ba!

Mwah!

- See you, babe. - Bye.

♪ Yeah you know what it is ♪

Fuck!

♪ Everything I do I do it big ♪

♪ Yeah, uh-huh screamin', "that's nothin'" ♪

♪ When I pulled off the lot that's stuntin' ♪

♪ Reppin' my town when you see me, you know everything ♪

♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

♪ I put it down from the whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪

♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

♪ Black stripe yellow paint ♪

♪ Them niggas scared of it but them hoes ain't ♪

♪ Soon as I hit the club look at them hoes' face ♪

♪ Hit the pedal once make the floor shake ♪

♪ Suede inside my engine roarin' ♪

♪ It's the big boy You know what, I paid for it ♪

- Yo, Benny! - Hey.

- Yo, my guy. - Oh. What's good, man?

- Hey. - What's going on?

Guys, isn't this fucking paradise?

♪ Gnarly, radical on the block I'm magical ♪

♪ See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderall ♪

Yeah, paradise.

Yo.

Pot brownies, motherfucker!

Take, take, take. Benny?

Oh. I'm good, fucker.

You sure?

I... I'm already twacked, so... I'm, like... I'm spinning out.

What? What the f...

- Yo, that's her third brownie. Yo! - This girl's fucking crazy, bro.

My brother and his friends, they made me make them pot brownies all the time.

I have, like, crazy tolerance.

- Dude! Yo! - What the fuck?

Isn't she fucking crazy? What?

To the face!

Yeah.

All right. Well, um, we'll definitely catch you guys later.

But I'll have one, yeah, later.

I'll hold you to it, B.

Yo, it'd be my honor to break your edible cherry, man.

No homo, though.

No homo taken.

Take care, guys.

No homo take... What is going on? You're not fucked up.

I've never had an edible before.

You've never had an edible?

- They used to drug test athletes. - Oh?

And I don't know, I feel like I'd say something stupid.

Like what?

I'm a homosexual.

I don't know.

And my dad was super strict. He would've, like, cried, so... Let's go.

♪ And we stunting like Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis ♪

♪ Fendi Fendi, Prada ♪

♪ Them basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother ♪

Pete, baby! I need to take a shit.

Oh, fuck, Pete. Yo, what's up, baby? Oh, shit, spit on that thing.

Boom! You all ready to titty-fuck this tailgate, nasty style? Ooh!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Charlie! The legend returneth.

Fucking first ballot Hall of Famer. Pete, just the man.

- Fuck yeah, man. - I need a drink.

Oh, shit. I got you. Right here, right here.

- Right here, player. - Right here.

Dude, it's been a fucking minute.

How you doing, man? Yo, how's the city?

- Fucking tits, bro. - Oh.

I'm thinking about what we're gonna do for SantaCon this year.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. You got some time.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It sneaks up on you.

Listen, fucking promise me one thing right now, on your fucking life.

Do not waste this year. Because this is fucking paradise.

Hey, so, um, I was gonna ask you.

How's, uh... How's it looking at Hawksworth Financial?

Fucking great. We're crushing it.

Although... ...I've been meaning to tell you this.

It's not looking so good on your end.

What-What do... What do you mean?

Well, uh, you don't really have the grades...

...or the family in the building.

I know you, right? And this is family.

- Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah. - This is family.

Here. But there, I mean, we're talking, like, real family.

Like, islands and Big Pharma lawsuits kinda shit. You get it.

Yeah, yeah. I, uh...

Sure, yeah. But I'm still Keeper, right?

Keeper? For you?

Keepers are, like...

They come from something, they-they go on to something, right?

Best of the best, crème de la crème, like...

You're a mid-level analyst at Hawksworth Financial,

not the fucking president, Charlie.

And you're a college senior from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

with no prospects, and you can't even grow a full fucking beard.

Guess no matter how much we try to pretend to be something that we are not,

does not mean we are that thing, right?

Fuck, man. I'm sorry.

I'm a little coked out.

All right. Listen, hey.

Take that, erase it.

Remember this. You ready? You ready? Enjoy the day.

- Mimi. - Graceface!

- Love the new piercing. - Got it my last day abroad.

God, it felt so good to be in a totally foreign place.

You would have loved Montreal.

And, oh, my God, huge Twihard culture.

You're still into Twilight, right?

It's been a while.

For sure.

Oh, and the music scene out there is so good.

I found so many new artists for the show.

And there are so many female producers out there.

It's kind of a revolution. It's feral, Grace.

Oh.

Do you want to come back and do the radio show sometime?

I can't.

Just really, you know, busy and stuff, so I-I don't think I would have time.

Well, Peter's ego is a full-time job, but the benefits are good.

Well, I have the 2:00 to 4:00 a.m. spot every other Tuesday, if you're up.

There is always a seat with your name on it.

Fuck, can we get fries?

I haven't had them without poutine in, like, seven months.

Okay.

What? Oh. Hailee Marie Matthews. Also known as "Hmm."

Zara. Queen collection.

How much longer do you want to stay?

Um...

Oh. Hey, broskis. What's up, you guys?

Um, hey. We were just about to play King's Cup. Are you guys down?

- Uh... - Yes! Oh, my God, so down.

That game is sick.

Why drink when you can drink competitively?

Carmen always says that.

- I do? - Yeah. That's Carmen.

So you obviously know the rules then?

Obviously.

Um, but maybe just a refresher for everybody.

Uh, yeah. Uh, the goal is to just drink.

So, if you pull an ace, it's a waterfall.

You start drinking at the same time as the person to your left.

Two is you, so you don't drink, but you give two drinks to, like, another person.

Three is me, so I would drink.

Four is four whore, so four... Every fourth person takes...

So six is dicks.

Seven is heaven, so you point to the sky.

Eight is mate. This one also is kind of, like, confusing.

So, there's... there's five kings if you play with the joker.

'Cause the joker kind of acts as, like...

Hey, king. Pissed I never got to meet you IRL. Have fun up there!

...so each person... Whoever starts has to start with vroom.

- So vroom is... - I'm so sorry. I wasn't listening.

Um, can you explain the game again?

So disrespectful.

We'll be right back.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? What-What are you doing?

You let that guy monologue at my human face for like ten minutes.

You're acting insane.

I got a letter from this secret club on campus, okay?

And I really want you to get one too so we can keep hanging out all the time.

And I wasn't trying to freak you out today,

but this tailgate is the last chance for them to notice you.

And they have to notice you, because...

I don't think I can do this without you, okay?

I need you, Carmen. So bad.

Let's do this.

Okay.

Well, we can't do that. That was like World of Warcraft.

Horrible, horrible.

Um, can you do that?

You know my brother was second best in Jersey at Edward 40 Hands?

Who was the first?

Let's fucking go.

Oh, no. I know that's not Mimi.

Whoa. Nice bullring. So cute.

Aw, thanks, Pete,

'cause my septum piercing is really meant to stimulate the male gaze.

Baby, why are you so drunk?

Why the fuck do you still hang out with her?

- I thought we talked about this. - Let's go home, okay?

No, I'm not fucking going anywhere.

- You don't have to babysit him. - Mimi, she's not a dyke. Don't bother.

I'm sorry.

I should probably go help him.

I miss you, Grace.

Fuck, don't you miss you?

Well, poutine's ruined American fries for me.

Maybe you can't go back home.

Hey, girlie. Quick shot for Candid Campus Couture?

- Not too candid. - Slay.

Are you fucking ready for the legendary fucking Edward 40 Hands?

One, two, three, drink!

♪ Everything I do I do it big ♪

♪ Yeah, uh-huh screamin', "that's nothin'" ♪

♪ When I pulled off the lot that's stuntin' ♪

♪ Reppin' my town when you see me, you know everything ♪

♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

♪ I put it down from the whip to my diamonds, I'm in ♪

♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow black and yellow, black and yellow ♪

You see that shit, Michael? Yes!

Michael?

Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen!

Bullshit.

- Oh. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. - Oh.

Got you, okay? It's okay.

Grace, it's not... It's not okay.

Hawksworth said no.

What do you mean?

Hawksworth Financial said fucking no.

I'm from fucking Pittsburgh with no prospects,

- and you're gonna leave me too. - I'm not. I'm right here.

Oh, my God. So sor... I can't look at your hands.

I am so, so sorry I made you do all that shit.

No, I'm the dumb one for clapping.

Hey, are you coming with her?

Move! Move out of the way!

Okay, I'm her roomie. She needs me.

Come on, let's go. It's an emergency. Hello?

Oh, my God. Boys? Thank you.

Got it, got it. Okay. I got it, got it. Come on.

I don't know what you fucking did to her,

but her hands never looked like this before you!

Carmen, I'm sorry.

Looks like it's time for those pot brownies, my dude.

Come on.

There we go.

Fuck, this is so fucking Grey's.

Look at me, okay? Don't even worry, baby girl.

'Cause I'm not going anywhere. I'm right here.

And you will not die on my watch!

Drive! What is this, a kid neighborhood, okay?

It's my friend's life at stake.

- You're gonna be okay. - I know. Your outfit's super cute.

Oh, God. Thank you. At least you noticed.

There's still plenty of time for you to be in Campus Fashionista.

God, you're an idiot. It's Candid Campus Couture.

Sorry.

I was walking around all day and they didn't even take one picture though,

and I was, like, posing like crazy.

Like, I was killing it. But...

honestly, they can eat my ass.

I could eat your ass.

Only if you eat my friend's too.

Okay, now we need a new word. We need a new word.

Penis. And now we need a feeling. Penis with what?

- Death. - Death? Okay. Let's do death.

That's so fucking good.

I've got a penis before you kick the old bucket.

Did you make that up on the spot?

Miles. How are you?

Yeah, man. I'm-I'm good.

I've actually been looking for you all day.

You have?

Are we finally gonna hang out or should we just keep talking about it?

Don't worry. We can do both.

I feel like a strong friendship is built upon two people saying,

"We should chill soon," but then they never actually do.

He was like a doctor.

He was saying, like...

"Hello, doctor. You got any penis for me?"

Looks like Chris gave you his brownies.

Um...

Where's my hug?

Uh...

What?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

- Like that. - Okay?

Oh.

I have, like... I have cotton mouth.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck. Um, Gatorade?

Blue Frost?

Yeah.

Interesting choice.

Okay. Oh. Just...

Awesome. Have a good night.

This is Mimi and you're listening to "Twihard for 2000s Punk."

This next one goes out to my girl, if you're listening.

♪ Where'd you go? I miss you so ♪

♪ Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone ♪

Come in.

Oh.

Hey. Oh.

- Oh. - Are you okay?

Oh. I'm so okay.

You still have hands.

Mm-hmm. Are you okay?

- I had a pot brownie. - No.

I hate it.

How long until this turns off?

A few hours.

Why do people do this?

Where's Hailee?

Oh, she said she was running errands.

Yeah, you wanna eat my ass? You're hungry?

Oh, this is my lifelong dream.

- Yeah, but you don't have a meal plan. - Oh. Fuck.

You probably need to eat my ass every day, huh?

Thank you.

I don't know if I have time for that. Wait, don't come on my skort, okay?

- I have to return it. - I can't...

Oh, goddamn...

Oh. Cool.

So, I didn't tell you this before, but today is the day that my brother died.

Oh, I-I'm an idiot.

I dragged you around that fucking tailgate?

- I'm so sorry. - I let you down.

You didn't let me down.

You were a legend.

A legend who's a shitty sister.

Why are you a shitty sister?

Everyone else has been posting today for Michael, and I haven't.

I don't think the posts matter.

And I think your brother would have been so proud of his sister,

who took down five pot brownies, dominated Edward 40 Hands.

They were chanting your name. Like... ...I was so proud of you.

It was kind of the perfect way to honor him.

It was all of the things I used to do with Michael.

Except I did them with you.

There is one more thing we can do.

What?

This is Slut Slayer: Berlin, the greatest game ever.

You played this with your brother?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's so fun, right?

Well, he clearly loved women.

What am I supposed to be doing?

You kill all the sluts in Berlin.

Oh, I... Oh, my God, I just killed a baby.

Mm-mmm. It was a baby slut. Don't worry.

- Oh, okay. - Mm-hmm. Nuclear slut bomb!

- Oh, a slut massacre. - Ooh!

Um...

What am I gonna do without you in Flesh & Gold?

I don't wanna think about that right now.

You gotta die.

I'm so sorry, you gotta die.

Oh!

Oh, my God! I hit the end.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- She killed all the sluts. Oh, my God. - I killed all the sluts.

Get in there.

- That's, uh, that's really sweet. - Mmm.

Michael, reached the end.

You should have been here. Maybe you were. Love you, brother.

Thank you for today.

Hey, whores. Like, let's get it out of the way, okay?

I need to tell someone. Like, I just had my salad tossed.

Ass ate, ass eaten, I don't know. I'm not an English major.

But, like, I didn't like it. It felt like wet butt.

Like, two out of ten, maybe three out of ten,

'cause I guess I, like, wasn't scared. But...

Wait, did I interrupt something?

Were you titty-fucking her again? I can go.

- Again? - It's okay. Benny told me.

Told you what?

Oh. Benny told me that he titty-fucked you before Rockbar.

I mean, he honestly told the whole entire party, but...

No shame at all. Like, I-I love a titty-fuck.

- What the fuck, Benny? - I didn't, um...

You're a liar.

♪ Every time, I tell myself again that he just wants to be my friend ♪

♪ I can't keep up he's locked inside my head ♪

♪ But he just wants to be my friend ♪

♪ It's always just stay it's always just stay ♪

♪ Never just go, never just go ♪

♪ It's always just stay it's always just stay ♪

♪ Never just go, never just go ♪

♪ We fell in love in stereo then he broke my heart in stereo ♪

♪ We fell in love in stereo then he broke my heart in stereo ♪

♪ In stereo, in stereo, in stereo ♪

♪ In stereo, in stereo ♪