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Hey, you! Listen up!

Who taught you how to drive? You suck!

You're gonna lose, dude. Yeah.

I'll fucking get him!

Fuck you!

Moron. Fuck you right back!

And that's a-

Dude, what the hell!

-See ya, Fizzy! -I never thought that Fizzy Morpur's car

would be behind me kissing my car's bumper.

Hahaha. I never thought that I'd drive through Dhruv Dholpur's heap of junk.

-Dump that piece of shit, Bro! -Amazing! -You all saw,

Whatever!

-Right? What a fucking race. -Oh, he was amazing! Oh, I see how it is.

You're back early, Your Majesty. As you can see,

Royal B&B's started working already.

I suggest the south gate at this time. It's safer, Your Majesty

-What's happening? -I don't know. Let's check.

Guys, we'll err take that entrance.

C'mon.

-Girdhari. Thank you. -Hey!

Another royal experience, Ma'am? Wasn't Polo enough?

Polo was Keertana, but the only person who got any publicity was Aviraj and not

us.

I really hope Romeo&Juliet ball changes that we really need positive PR.

-PRESS EVENT 01 DAY TO ROMEO & JULIET BALL -The royals and commoners.

The King and his subjects. Regular folks and the royal family!

Keertana.

Yes, Ma'am.

You know it's a very important event, right?

Yes, Ma'am.

And that you obviously will handle really well.

Thank you, Ma'am.

Have you google translated this?

That obvious is it, Ma'am?

Keertana,

this is a very high profile ball that you're going to be hosting and not a

Qawwali night so maybe write something original?

-Yes, Ma'am. -Not with the help of AI.

-Yes, Ma'am. -What about RSVPs?

Ma'am, 70% commoners and 30% royals have confirmed. By the way,

what should we be calling them? Commoners? Public or ordinary?

No… 30% royals so far… Keertana, if only 30% of our royals come,

then who will dance with commoner, our guests?

We need at least 50-50 for this event to be successful.

And what headline grabbing do we have!

You called?

Where's our headline grabbing name, Kunal?

There's only one person in this room who's made the impossible a reality The

Dhondis have confirmed they'll be here.

-No way! -Yeah.

-No way! Well done, partner! -Yeah!

-Well, at least some good news. -Zubin sir sent his confirmation as well.

Do I add him to the royals or commoners side?

Zubin's coming?

-Yes, Ma'am. -Shit.

Zubin's confirmed?

Zubin is confirmed.

Guys, no matter what happens, we have to increase the royal confirmations from 30%

to 60%. This is Royal B&B's first event on this scale guys. It has to be a hit!

Soph, we'll do it.

Ma'am, I have an idea. People would never attend my birthday parties due to my

success - they were jealous. So, in the fifth grade, I approached the most popular

girl and made a deal. In exchange for my beautiful notes, she'd have to give my

party her endorsement! And my whole class ended up coming!

-I'll talk to- -I'll do it.

-Let me talk- -I'll talk to him.

-Let me talk to- -I'll do it, Kunal.

-Keertana, check the RSVPs again, okay? -Double check?

Double check. Yes

Soph, let me talk to him.

Why? Why can't I talk to him?

It can be. But you don't always see eye to eye,

right?

That's not true, Kunal.

I do talk to him properly because I'm a professional. But he… he's a man-child!

Okay, talk to him. But, be cautious, okay?

I can handle him, okay?

-I know. Soph -Hmm

Well, the other day. I mean, the other night. Hmm that text.

Kunal, actually, that night I was a little…

-Actually err best to talk later yeah? -Best yes

Yeah!

-Best -Yeah

-Okay -Yeah

THE ROYALS

-Yeah. Right. We'll see -Wow! Very pretty.

-Namaste, Your Majesty -When was-

Your Majesty

-I need to discuss with you- -Not now Pankaj, do you mind

-Yeah. She loves this -Sir, there's a problem with the

Royal B&B Romeo&Juliet dance tomorrow.

What is this poerty? What are you saying?

-You need to get fitted, Your Majesty. -I don't need any fittings now.

But Her Majesty feels that…

Since when The Majesty been bothered about my clothes wear?

Oww! What the fuck.

Okay. Look at what's happening.

Who's attending tomroow?

-Like who? -For example,

Ahilyapur, Shorpur and Vaaniganj.

And?

The Dhondis, Your Majesty.

Where is she?

Bombay is calling us you know.

Have you lost your mind?

You've driven me crazy, Lily pad.

The cinema King's Bombay palace feels…

so lonely.

Your Majesty? Maharaj Aviraaj is on his way over.

It must be urgent, excuse me. I'll be right back.

Maa!

You could have called first.

Why are the Dhondis coming?

When?

Maa, when you know, you are a bad liar, why do you even try?

But I don't know what you mean?

I'm not coming.

You better, as your future depends

on what you do tomorrow. And what's the problem anyway?

Ayesha would like to see you… And she's beautiful, cultured and single.

-Here we go… -She's from a royal family, a

Harvard graduate, and a sarod player.

So I might have her play sarod everyday, Maa? And, by the way, Ms.

Shekhar is also beautiful, well behaved, unmarried and she's even been to IIM.

She also loves horses as well. Should I marry her then?

You think this is a big joke, don't you? Ha!

Do you have any idea how it will go if the Royal B&B doesn't go well?

What are we going to do? Have you even thought about this?

How much more of our stuff will be up for sale Fizzy?

Soon I'll have to ask Rambha to order a beautiful donation box for me and install

it in the centre of town.

No seriously. What do you think, Fizzy?

Do you think that all of these friends will

always choose to hang out with you? Hmm? They'll move on in a heartbeat.

And you know that, don't you?

A common girl like Sophia is never going to be worthy of you.

So I'm saying this again. Tomorrow give Ayesha special attention.

You have to make this work.

You know me, Ma. Do you really think

Ayesha and I will work?

You're a Maharaja now, Fizzy. And a Maharaja realises…

all of his duties.

-Lily Pad! I am waiting. Erm… -Well… Erm…Shit

Chicken marinade, please.

-Service at six. Garnish it. -Chef Clinton!

-I said mashed potatoes, not diced! -Absolute pleasure to meet you, Chef.

-The pleasure is mine, Your Highness. -I hope your stay has been comfortable?

-Very well taken care of. -Amazing. Chef, my friend has

-entered Gastronautics this year. -Are the prawns marinaded?

Hmm

If you wouldn't mind, would you be happy to

try this dish of his?

Where's the?

Looks pretty colorful.

A traditional Morpur recipe.

If I could make a wish now, I'd serve this tomorrow.

You know what? That can happen. Did you hear,

Girdhari Chef's instructions. The guests will be served this tomorrow.

-Of course. -There you go. Your wish has been granted.

That'll be taken care.

You're welcome, Chef.

Madam CEO.

Maharaja ji.

Tell me. How may I be of service to you?

We have recieved very few confirmations from The royal families so I was

wondering if you could send personal invitations? Maybe that'll help.

Done

Really?

Yeah, anything for Royal B&B.

Umm, I've heard the Dhondis are coming tomorrow.

M-hmm

Our relationship with the Dhondis… is a bit complicated.

But they've accepted the invitation. So… maybe it's not that complicated.

And the media will be there too?

Yes.

Well, then, I'm sorry. I won't be able to attend tomorrow.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Aviraaj. My event is in 24 hours.

Yeah. And I'll make sure that it's really successfull.

Aviraaj, the guests are coming to meet you,

not me. I hope you understand that.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint them.

You… Why cant you be more understanding. First the cost of all the repairs, then

the Polo disaster. You may think that the Polo was a great success because

'Shirtless Sultan' was trending, but it wasn't. By the time you came to your

senses, half of my audience had left. And the Royal B&B was honestly completely

-ignored. -Okay, here's the thing.

Sophia, if I come tomorrow and I am

seeing that the Dhondi's, media's focus will be only on us,

not on Royal B&B. I'm trying to help you.

Aviraaj, my launch is in two months. I am under a lot of pressure.

My board thinks I'm a complete failure and you know what? I need your co-operation.

Ayesha Dhondi is my ex! Alright?

Okay. So?

So? My mother wants us to get married. Two great royal families coming together.

And you don't want that. Actually, you know what? This is none of my business.

-No, it's okay. -No, I'm truly sorry. I am just-

I want to, but not with her.

Yeah, with another princess then.

Thats what the Queen wants. And honestly,

the traditions and the customs of my family's are just not for…

A non-Royal?

A normal young woman, you find it hard to understand, Sophia.

But, I don't believe that. I don't believe these things.

Yes, but you'll only do whatever is easy for you.

It is not easy, Sophia. I am Maharaja just by name.

Cant do what I feel like.

By the way The Royals wont dance with the commoners.

So now you know why the RSVPs from the royal families' are so low.

Sophia, I will try and help you in every which way that I can. But, No promises.

Alright.

Sure

And I'll try my best. With the Dhondis. However I can help.

Thank you

And lets keep this between us? Please.

Of course.

-Boo! -God!

MORPUR

Jinnie!

-I'm so sorry -You scared me, dude.

I'm so sorry.

-So, what you wearing tomorrow? -Hmm? Won't be going I've gone to so

many of these balls of the years and I hate these fake events "Oh, you're so

pretty!","Oh, you're so nice", "What's this dress?" Oh, and then… And

-then, some boring guy says, "May I?"… -And because the girls have to be polite.

And then I have no choice but to dance with those idiots. So no, thank you.

Hmm. It's too bad, you know.

I've worked really hard and I thought we could go together.

Fine, I'll come.

You will?

Yeah. I mean, it wont kill me, if I go one more time.

Okay! Whee! Bring it in! Err that's weird. No! Errr. Side kiss. Side kiss. Mwah!

See Ya!

-See you. -Okay. Bye. Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

-See you. -Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

So, who died?

Ayesha Dhondi is coming tomorrow.

And you'll run off to New York again? How unpredictable!

And you'll run off with her?

Who? Niki? Please.

You know that, "Who? Niki?" Is into you, right?

Ha Ha! So mature!

-It's so obvious! -Okay, you know what's obvious? It's

obvious that Sophia's into you and you're into Sophia.

Majesty.

Please go and bug your girlfriend. I don't have time for this.

You go bug your girlfriend.

-Don't! Don't be violent. -Don't hit me, Fizzy!

-Fizzy, leave me alone! -Niki! Where the hell were you?

-I was with Jinnie. -I don't care. Aviraaj's ex-girlfriend's

coming tomorrow night and she's a fucking Dhondi. Ayesha Dhondi.

Okay. Is he still into her?

No, in fact, he wants us to dis-invite her,

some royal family drama. If she comes, he won't come.

Okay. So he's definitely still into her. Were you looking at her photos?

No!

What were you doing?

I was looking at her photos.

And?

She's okay. No! No! No! No!

-Bro, she's flawless. -Please

Soph, if you're really my best friend, then you won't dis-invite her.

She must have never done a day's work in her life.

In other news. Jinnie likes me.

Really? She said that?

Some things dont need to be said. Anyways, she's my date, tomorrow night.

Hmm! And does she know about this?

Obviously. We're not going to church, we're going to a Romeo&Juliet

ball.

Don't be so sure, Niki. These royals are capable of frying your mind, they say one

thing, do something else and dont mean any of it.

By the end of it, all they want is the same

old prince or princess. And you know what,

they don't even want to dance

with people like us.

Who's been getting on your nerves?

All the fake Romeos and fraud fucking Juliets.

I didn't want you to hear this from someone else. Fizzy,

I've been thinking about this for what seems like forever.

And you really have to know. Nothing will ever change between us.

I promise.

Why did you get married if you were going to get divorced?

Fizzy, it's just a separation. And this is between your mother and me remember.

This isn't just about the two of you, though! Diggy, Jinnie, me?

You need to think about us as well! Actually,

it doesn't make any difference to you. You'll do what you want anyway!

No matter what a Maharaja wishes to do, Fizzy, We always have to do,

what our subjects decide.

-00 DAY TO BALL -The chandeliers are here but there are

no lights. Switch on the lights. Light! Light! Not Kite! Light. You want to fly

kites? Yes, what about those 500 candles Niki mam ordered! Where are they? I will

wax you in a minute. I asked you to get rid of these two days ago.

And they are still here.

-Calm down! -I'll calm down, mam. I'll calm down.

Priyanka Ma'am, you've got the flowers at last! And why are the chandelier

-bulbs off, guys! I can't take it!! -Should I leave them here?

Are you sure, Soph? If the Dhondis don't come,

you won't get your headlines.

Kunal, if the Dhondis come, Aviraaj won't. If Aviraaj won't come,

The Royals won't come. Okay. Okay

Hmm It won't be easy. But I can do it.

I'm sorry.

For what?

I know you have worked very hard.

-You know what the real work is, Soph? -What?

This.

But, can you believe it, Kunal?

These royals don't really want to dance with people like us.

It's like they are bloody stuck in the 19th century.

You know, the world of the royals

is slowly fading away. Entrepreneurs now hold

more power than they do.

-True -It must hurt.

Did he say anything else?

No

Kunal, I'm… sorry, I sent you that message…

I'm sorry that I didn't reply. If I had, would you have responded?

If you respond, I'll respond.

Fine, if you do, I will do too.

Ow!

Unbelievable! We're falling apart back here,

you're out here being romantic together. Zubin is coming, guys. Have you forgotten?

SOPHIA: AYESHA DHONDHI IS NOT COMING. SEE YOU TONIGHT.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

What are you up to?

Just looking for my Romeo for tonight you know. Guess what?

Fizzy thinks it's a date between us. He is crazy.

Well yeah, it is a date.

Yeah! I mean obviously it's a date, but like a friend date. Like a buddy date.

Not a 'date' date, you know.

Fuck! She always says the right thing

What?

Look, Jinnie, Romeo and Juliet were never 'friends'.

And just like that you and I can never just friends.

Actually, you know,

I think you should go to the

ball with someone else.

I've never been rejected without going on a date.

Jinnie, you dont even know, whose rejecting who.

Nice dress.

God, you're such a robot.

Going to someone's funeral?

I'm not letting you go to the ball like this, Bro.

Why? It's so nice.

-For who? -For me, yeah.

Looks like it.

I'll be your date. For life.

REGULARGIRL ON HER WAY TO THE ROMEO & JULIET BALL!

GOT SNEAKERS UNDER MY DRESS TO BREAK THE DANCE FLOOR.

OFF TO THE ROMEO & JULIET BALL TONIGHT!

CINDERELLA VIBES, BUT KEEPING BOTH SHOES THIS TIME.

Your Majesty

-Princess, princess, turn left please. -TONIGHT, WE LIVE IN A FAIRYTALE.

READY IN MY TUX, ON MY WAY TO MEET A PRINCESS.

Take a picture please.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Sophia Shekhar and Kunal Mehta.

You look amazing.

Huh?

I said you look amazing.

Zubin?

He's here.

And the Dhondis?

Not here as you know Soph. Chill!

You know we make a great team, right?

We do, don't we?

Hello?

Hello there.

Today Sophia reminded me of that night when I met Indranath for the first time.

Our ballroom meeting and Moti Bagh was decorated just like this. And me…

I looked just as good as that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Maharaja of Morpur accompanied by his Auntie Maji.

Zubin, I'm gad you could make it!

Looking lovely.

-Thank you. -So are you.

So are you

I love this!

Well, 82% test audience results, 22% gross profit margin,

14% projected net profit… The Royal B&B. What do you think?

Yeah… I think… the rooms disaster was converted pretty

quickly into an opportunity. Congratulations for that!

But I also feel the royal experience testing, will lead us to

becoming an Event Management company. We are more than that.

Royal B&B is nothing without the rooms! I would also add.

The Bharmar Palace decision was a bit of an impulsive

one. Otherwise you'd have add two to test tonight.

Nevermind We have… this event to focus on. We'll take this up tomorrow.

Have a good evening.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-How do we kill him, Kunal? I'll kill him. -We'll do it together.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Govenor of Alsipur, Salauddin Khan.

-Salad! -Oh My God! How are you?

-Oh you look amazing! -Hello, ladies! Good to see you.

Love this outfit!

-Salad! -Hello. How are you doing, man?

Good to meet you. How are you?

So the wanderer's remembered his way back to his yard yeah! Welcome back!

Salad!

How have you?

How is Alsipur doing? Still there or have you sold?

Come over to Alsipur and you'll see.

Why not? Please.

Ohhh A special occasion joyous and today, Our amazing Maharaja's come from a way.

But to keep him another day, lets take his passport away?

Immaculate poetry as always, Salad.

You've indeed have always been my well wisher. But, fret not.

I am back home now. Now the world will come to Morpur.

Aah!

And on that note, cheers to the Royal BNB!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Prince of Morpur, Digvijay Singh.

Okay, let's go.

-Yes, Ma'am. -Yeah?

-All the best. -Thank you.

Hello… Hi. Hi. Good evening. Queen Mother, err, HRH Maharaja Aviraaj,

Romeos and Juliets, Princes and Princesses,

Lovely Ladies and Gentlemen Tonight, behind everybody's masks,

you will not be able to see 'Royal' or 'Regular.' You will find new friends and

new dance partners. And at the end of every song

you'll find a new partner. Who knows, which Romeo will find which Juliet?

Please join me, in welcoming, our very special guests to The Royal B&B's

-Romeo&Juliet dance. -Excuse me.

Queen Mother and HRH Maharaj Aviraj,

may I please request you to lead the first dance.

-May I have this dance? -Why, yes, of course.

And you will be joined on the dance floor by Royal BNB's founders,

Kunal Mehta and Sophia Shekhar!

Dance properly, Fizzy. Don't go crazy on me.

I have no wish to have my good name sullied.

Is been making me dance to your tunes ever since ever, right?

That is true. Yes.

This is a new experience for me.

I'm not used to someone looking at another girl while I'm in the room. Okay.

My apologies, Maji. Eyes only for you from now.

Lord Salauddin Khan. But you can call me Salad

if you like the dressing!

May I have this dance?

Ladies and Gentlemen, The princess of Morpur, Divyaranjini.

Absolutely, Mr. Salad.

-Dance with me. -Sorry, Miss. I'm not

dancing this evening.

I am the princess of Morpur. That's not a request,

it's an order. Dance with me.

Okay.

-I like your feathers. -Naughty! Want to pluck one?

By the way how are you finding Ms Shekhar and Royal B&B? Do you have any issues?

I wouldn't call it an issue.

Just a little communication gap and a slight misunderstanding.

Ooh! Okay!

Actually, she's great.

Really?

Let's get the caviar out for plating, please.

Chef, why aren't you serving

my dish this evening?

Your dish or your friend's dish?

-Hurry it up. -5 chickens. C'mon,

pick it up, pick it up.

Okay, Sir.

So, you not going to serve my dish then?

-No -Why?

The Paneer is getting cold. Someone pick it up please!

Okay, Sir.

One more galaouti, please.

Can I become a chef or not?

Can I become a chef or not?

No

You praised the dish when you tasted it.

You are the prince. And praise is what you always hear.

Dear Prince, becoming a chef is no easy task.

Yes, presentation is key. But taste is paramount.

Precision. Art. Science.

Cooking is a combination of all this. A chef's shortcomings are criticized

a thousand times a day. Until eventually he becomes

worthy of praise. I'm sorry,

I have to get on. But I wish you all the best.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Maharani Padmaja Devi.

Lily Pad!

-What are you doing here? -I came here to surprise you

-Good evening, Rani Sa. -Okay, I'm surprised.

Please, will you now leave.

Your Majesty

-Only if you come to Bombay with me -Yes, all in good time. Now go, will you

This is so good. I'll get a drink. Okay?

Now the time has come to choose a new partner. Our Regular Ladies and Gentlemen,

-find yourself a prince or princesses! -Please go on.

Guys…

We are not playing Musical Statues here, guys! New Romeos, new Juliets. Erm Princes

-and Regular Gentlemen. Exchange partners. -I'm getting stressed.

It's fine.

No need to be shy, by the way! The music is ready to start, right away!.

Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about. The Maharaja of Morpur, Aviraaj is

striding on to the dance floor and it looks like… he's going towards my boss of

-course! -May I have this dance?

My boss is talented, gorgeous, fabulous, beautiful. May I have this dance?

She's the entrepreneur of the year. I mean,

I have so many great stories about her… Sophia Shekhar!

So you've finally proven it that a normal girl can do just about anything.

Common princess.

You've also proved that sometimes a maharaja

can also follow his heart's desires.

-Just sometimes? -Sometimes.

She is very lucky to have you as her partner. Sophia is hard-working but…

impulsive too. You. You are sensible. And that is what makes this work.

So when the Royal BNB becomes popular, you will-

So, we're going to be popular?

Oh what's going on, Jinnie?

I'm sorry.

I knew it! She can't always be right.

Who?

Thank you for today.

-Thank you for today. So beautiful. -Ladies and Gentlemen, Our special

-guest, the princess of Dhondi, Ayesha. -It's so beautiful.

Ayesha? Oh my God. Ayesha Dhondi is here! How is Ayesha Dhondi here?

Ayesha Dhondi!

Ayesha Dhondi?

Ayesha!

Was she invited?

I don't know how this happened. I promise you, I dis-invited her.

When Ayesha and Fizzy get back together once and for all, Rambha, our problems

will go away.

-And they were dis-invited and I had… -And we are not made to dance

with these commoners anymore.

-Your Majesty. -Sir, I personally

cancelled Ayesha Ma'am's RSVP, Sir.

Then what the hell is she doing here?

I don't know, Sir. Maybe she called the Maharaja

directly. It's difficult with exes, Sir. Sometimes they just remain friends.

Wait a minute. Aviraaj and Ayesha are exes?

Yes, Sir. My exes are also my friends. They keep on calling me. 'Where are you?

Who are you with?' I'm like, 'Relax, Vishnu. Kunal Sir is my boss'.

-Just let me fix this. Yeah? -What's gonna happen?

I knew she would show up. I told you, right?

How can she just show up like this?

Mr Mehta.

Yes?

She looks divine!

What's gonna happen?

May I have a word with you?

-Aviraaj, let me fix this? -Please don't touch me.

New Yorkers must say hello to each other too, Fizzy?

And now, to set the ballroom floor on fire,

we have a dance by two beautiful stunning royals,

Maharaj Aviraaj of Morpur and Princess Ayesha of Dhondi.

And, now, the moment we have all been waiting for. The Royal BnB presents the

first exclusive look of Princess Ayesha and Maharaj Aviraaj. Are they going to be

the most beautiful couple of this world? If they do, it will be such great news for

-all of us. -Stop! Stop! Who told you

to say all of these things?

Ma'am, Ma'am, Kunal said.

What was that about?

Our headline. Problem is it?

-Kunal, I had told you… -That Ayesha is Aviraaj's ex-girlfriend?

Yeah, so what?

-You knew. Did you? -Yes, I did know.

I'm so fucking stupid.

-Kunal, he told this to me in confidence- -I am this company's co-founder, damn

it! Confiding in me should have been considered?

You are screaming at me, Kunal.

I have always dicussed

everything with you.

-Is that so? Really? -What is the problem? Yes.

So tell me, what happened at the award event?

-What happened? -That's what I am

asking you. What happened?

-I don't have time for all this… -Don't you fucking run away

from this, Soph. Tell me.

Fine. I did meet him there but I had absolutely no idea who he was. Then I came

here and he was here. But it doesn't matter because nothing happened, Kunal!

This 'nothing happened' of yours is what we're dealing with. Can't you see it,

Soph?

-What? -Where is your fucking objectivity?

Don't you dare question my objectivity. I don't need another Zubin in my life to

keep questioning my decisions, Kunal.

Are you fucking serious right now? I have supported you in every decision

you've made, even against him.

-So? -But you know what, you are completely

unable to see anyone but yourself, Soph. And I'm fucking done. I'm

done dealling with you anymore.

You know what it is that you can't handle? While the company belongs to both of us,

its my name that people know, Kunal.

I'm… I'm sorry, Kunal.

-Fuck you, Soph. -I am sorry.

Fuck you.

Kunal, I really didn't mean it.

How you always find me?

I'm never that far away.

I know you.