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- Do you know what I found? - No.

- I'm learning road signs. - A baby.

Our baby.

Our baby?

Yes.

Don't you remember?

I drew, you cut. That's how it became ours.

Lucky you didn't swallow it.

It would have become a very special child.

Mmm. With a lot of fingers.

One more time.

"S" I think.

"S" you said, "S" it was. Now we do another one. Go now.

How does the baby get in the belly? Does one buy them?

No, stupid.

- First one paints a baby. Then one cuts carefully. - And then?

- And then one swallows it whole. - Do you want to have a baby with me?

I paint the baby and then you cut. Then I swallow it whole.

It doesn't work, you understand.

No, I don't understand.

Of course you have to breastfeed it first, otherwise the baby will starve to death.

Do you think I should swallow it now?

- Not that my breasts are that big, but they are real. - Yes.

Do it, please.

What will mom say? She will be shocked.

We're keeping it a secret. We say the father is unknown.

- The father was an unknown cutter. - Yes...

The mother is... nimble-fingered.

And the child will be something very special.

It's my child. My nephew.

It was just a game.

But maybe I'm too old for games.

Damn road signs too.

Shall I interrogate you?

Take off your shirt.

I don't feel anything, you have to push harder.

Can't you scratch instead?

Focus.

That one was easy. Dangerous left curve.

Good! Okay. Now one more.

It tickles when you do that!

How are my darlings? What are you doing?

Linus, put your shirt on.

Vanja interrogates me about road signs.

It's a strange way to interrogate.

This is how Vanja learned the alphabet, so there is nothing wrong with the method.

No. You're right as usual. You just got so big so fast.

I just wasn't prepared to see a half-naked man when I entered my children's room.

What is it, mom?

You have been alone too much.

But mom...

Yes, I know. Does it look like we've suffered any damage though?

By that we mean, in addition to the fact that we have become unusually prone to violence.

No! No... Stop it...!

- Give up! - Yes, yes... I give up!

I suppose you look quite normal.

But how are you really feeling?

I actually feel a little sick.

You're not getting sick, are you?

Or pregnant?

Vanja, you're not pregnant, are you?

Mom, I've been with Henrik for six months. How could I be pregnant?

How...?

- Mother, Henrik is a Pentecostalist. He believes in God. - Henrik is a nice boy.

- Henrik is an angel. - I can see your horns.

Vanja, please.

I have to go now. Can you manage?

Haven't we always managed?

Take it easy at work. See you tomorrow.

- I'll check on you when I get home. - Kisses, mom.

Oww!

Your divine boyfriend is on the phone.

Thank you ...Gabriel.

Hello? Hi.

No.

I don't know. We'll see.

No, just woke up.

Huh?

Mmm.

Listen... I'm just going to have breakfast.

No, but I'll call you later.

Okay. Kisses. Bye.

- Move it. The bed is mine. - What did he say?

- My God, why have you forsaken me? - What did he want?

- But what does that concern you? Move! - There's room for you.

He wanted to go and look at the flowers that already are blooming in the meadow.

Cowslip, almond flower, cat's foot and blue violet.

What is it like when he kisses you?

- I don't know if my brother has the right to ask such a question. - How is it?

To be completely honest, he has never actually kissed me.

Huh?! He is crazy.

Uh, Henrik is a Pentecostalist. He believes in God.

Heaven, Hell and Abstinence.

- Abstinence from kissing? - Yes. Among other things.

Not even a light kiss?

Sure, but how many light kisses excite?

What do you see in him? What does he have that I don't?

Besides God, Heaven, Hell and his virginity preserved.

At least he's not my brother.

Draw some prohibition signs ...big brother.

Draw.

That one was too simple. Feel free to eat, but not here.

Okay, I'll do another one. A difficult one.

Why are you spitting all the time?

Oh, how nice...

- I don't have time to lie here anymore. - But you promised me one more.

I'll take a rain check.

Then I say I have hidden it.

If one says it drips?

Then I say it's water too.

If one says it flows?

Then I say I'm hungry and intend to wake up mother.

If one says you can't?

Then I say I don't care.

If one says you're bad at playing?

Then I say I'm small.

If I say mommy needs to sleep?

Then I wonder why she goes to ???? again.

Mother answers, so that we would meet each other.

Then I say I love you.

If I say I'm afraid of the dark?

Then I say I sleep naked.

If I say it doesn't matter?

Then I say you are lying.

If I say I can lie on top of the covers?

Then I say you can't do that.

If I ask why?

Then I answer, think for yourself ...sister.

But if I still want to?

Then the game is over.

You know you would have been allowed to lie here ten years ago.

In fact, you were always lying here ten years ago.

But I promise to lie completely still and hardly breathe.

Please...?

- I didn't mean anything by that. - Yes you do.

Do I?

Mother will come home tonight. We don't want to worry her unnecessarily.

Unnecessarily?

She will wonder what it is that makes you so afraid.

You're right as usual, but I'm still going to lie here for 15 minutes and gather strength.

I think Henrik is made of porcelain.

It's like no dirt sticks to him.

I don't think his mother gave birth to him, instead he was fired in a furnace.

He is so beautiful. So fragile it makes me want to crush him.

I don't want to hear about Henrik. Henrik is entirely your business.

It's like no dirt sticks to him. You can...

...push him in a mud puddle and he would still come up shining white.

Sometimes I feel like pinching him really hard.

Give him bruises just to see if he's human.

Maybe take the opportunity to bite his lip when he gives me one of his feather-light kisses.

Thank you! Now I have received the full description of Henrik that I did not ask for.

Sorry.

You were the first to kiss me.

It was just a light kiss. At play.

Good night, my prince. May the Choir of Angels sing you to sleep.

- We will always be together, right? - We're attached to each other.

This is how I always want it to be.

- Are we a boy or a girl? - We are Siamese twins, not one person.

But we belong together anyway because we share the same blood.

Are you cold?

To become thin and happy. And rich.

Is it working?

I do not know yet. I started it today.

But if you come here, at least I'll be happy.

One out of three isn't too bad.

- Did you want something...? - Yes. I went out yesterday...

She said she was your classmate. She was very familiar and...

- Huh? - ...invited herself to dinner.

Your classmate Linda. She might join us for dinner.

She kept asking if you had told me about her. What did she mean by that?

- Nothing. - Nothing?

Uh, she's into you. She has asked me if she could come and have dinner with me.

I have said no.

- You said no. - Yes. I said no.

Are you jealous?

What if I am?

You know I love you most of all.

Like a brother.

Sometimes you fall in love with a sister.

But not a Linda?

Do whatever you want with her just don't tell me.

I eat out. You can go now.

- What do you want me to do? - Go.

What?

Do you want me to admit that I long for you every night?

That I hug the covers and that I pretend it's you or...?

That I open the bathroom door hoping to catch a glimpse of your naked body.

That I am so jealous of Henrik that it stings my heart. That...

...when you talk about him.

That I compare all my girlfriends to you and they lose every time.

And that I just long to say yes when you ask if you can curl up with me.

That it takes extraterrestrial restraint not to lift the covers and feel you against my naked body.

Is that... Is that what you want to hear?

Is it true?

Do you want it to be?

Is it true?!

Look me in the eyes and say it's just lies!

Vanja?

Are you going out?

We were supposed to eat.

Hello...

I lied to mom. I said you were with Henrik.

...and then Henrik called.

So then I had to say that I had mixed everything up, and-

that you were with Linda. And then she left. Finally.

That I was with Linda?

- What did you do then? - We were at the movies.

Please... I didn't mean anything I said.

It just happened. And I don't even know how I got like this.

I admit I've been thinking about you.

Wondering... how you taste.

How... What it would be like to kiss you.

Kiss you until you finally taste of blood.

Kiss me.

- Do you really want that? - Yes.

I want you so much that I feel like I'm falling apart.

I don't want anyone but you. I have never wanted.

I will never want to.

What have we done?

We have just committed a mortal sin.

What will mom say?

In ... Indentation ...

... Incest: bloodshame.

Well, it's not a mortal sin, just a bloodshame. A shame that is in the blood.

It's something you can never wash away because it's in the blood.

Who is it?

Vanja, why have you locked the door?

You always... Has something happened?

No. I have only committed a bloodshame.

What are you saying?

I can not hear you. Open the door, darling.

I only have a little headache. I just want to be by myself for a while.

Now I got really worried. Let me in.

- Because we share the same blood... - Vanja, please.

...Come from the same body. Love each other's bodies.

Mom, she's actually 17 years old. I think she has a right to privacy.

Has it something to do with Henrik?

Linus sounded so strange yesterday when he said you were with Henrik.

And then Henrik called and then Linus said that you are meeting someone called Linda.

- What did you actually do yesterday? - Bloodshame...

- Love each other's bodies...

- Are you staying home tonight? - Yes.

I don't want Vanja to be alone when she feels a little ill.

I'll be calmer at work if I know you're home.

Yes mom. Go to work now instead.

Mom has left now. Can I come in?

It depends on who you are.

It is your kind brother who wishes everything were undone.

Well, then you have to stay out there. I don't have a brother anymore.

Done is done.

When I think of you, and I have been doing it all morning-

then I don't think of you as my brother but of someone I...

...I love and am horny for.

Fucking with you didn't help, everything just got worse.

Now I can't even close my eyes without seeing you naked and aroused in front of me.

Let me in. I can't bear to hear you say all this without being able to see you.

What would you do if you saw me then?

Open the door!

Welcome to my simple abode.

I am ashamed. I am ashamed to the core.

- I'm ashamed... - Linus, I want to do it again.

Over and over again.

Until you're out of my system. And if it can not be done then...

...I want to live with you until I die.

It's not possible. It doesn't work...

Look at me. Look at me! Look at me.

- Think about mom. - She is the last person I want to think about.

But that's precisely why...

Stop. Please stop...

You don't want me to stop. I feel it.

Yes, I want it.

No, I do not want it. I want you.

Just one last time. A final time...

What shall we do?

We avoid each other.

You're in when I'm out, and I'm out when you're in.

If we don't see each other other, maybe it will pass.

But you are my best friend.

Imagine if it had been anyone.

Someone I saw on the street and fell for.

Imagine if we were separated at birth and only saw each other now. No one would known then.

Just because we know it becomes forbidden and sick.

You are my perfect other half. The mistake is that I was born as your sister.

Meet Henrik. Seduce him and forget me.

I don't want to know anything and I want to see as little of you as possible.

I have to go to my room now before mom comes.

We have to stop now or everything will fall apart.

Sleep now.

Good night!

And goodbye.

Are you sitting here, mom?

What has happened?

Happened...?

Between you and Vanja.

Between me and Vanja...

Why are you at odds?

- Yeah.

You who have always been like each other's shadows. Why have you suddenly started avoiding each other?

Vanja is manic about Henrik and you just work.

Tell me.

Nah, but it's nothing.

Don't try. I see that it's something and now I want to know what.

I can't cope with Henrik.

What?

Henrik. He gets on my nerves.

And I told Vanja that. And then she got furious.

And since then I haven't wanted to talk to her.

But Linus... Why did you say that?

I was tired and irritated and had also failed the drive test.

And... well, it just happened.

- Have you said sorry? - Well, I've tried.

But... she just covers her ears and sings "Hallelujah" as soon as I open my mouth.

She is childish. I will talk to Vanja tomorrow.

Mother...

I have to go now or I'll be late.

??? if Vanja is home tonight?

Why are you asking me that?

Kisses honey. Mom will sort everything out tomorrow.

Kisses, mom.

What are you doing there?

What?

Mom had a serious talk with me today.

She wondered why we were avoiding each other and I flat out lied to her.

I said that we had argued about Henrik and that I was not allowed to apologize.

Why weren't you allowed to apologize?

I don't know. You just cover your ears and sing "Hallelujah" whenever I try.

If there's one thing you're good at, it's believable lies.

I couldn't think of anything that stupid.

I didn't know what to say.

Hallelujah, hallelujah, ...

- Stop it! - I'll stop as soon as I get my brother back!

Your brother is dead!

I can't look at you as a sister anymore. I...

Do you remember when we were little and played Siamese twins.

I wish we were Siamese twins.

Because then I would never have to lose you. I would be attached to you always.

I would lie next to you when you make love to your wife.

And you would carry my child in the womb with me.

And when you died then I would die too.

But... Siamese twins are always the same sex.

You cannot have the same body if you are of different sexes. At least I think so.

I love you.

Remember when I asked you why mom gave birth to us when she never had time to take care of us?

- And you answered: So that... - So that we would meet each other.

What if it is so? What if we only live for each other.

What about Henrik?

About Henrik...? I don't know.

- You don't know? - I can't bear to see him anymore.

I know we're going to hell but I don't care.

- What did you do yesterday? - What?

It looks like a battlefield in the living room.

How many bottles of wine did you drink?

Two.

Maybe four.

We need to talk a little, my darling.

I've been to the living room...

Oh, sorry ...sweet mommy. Everything just ended up so...

Have you talked to Linus?

Yes, sweetheart. He says it's over with Henrik.

- Yes. - Why?

Mom, Henrik is too holy for me.

- You have been together for so long. - Too long.

We are truly terribly sorry. We promise to clean and buy new wine.

- We needed to get really drunk. - Oh, Linus...

- Sometimes you just have to empty your head. - Yes, but there are other ways.

Not always.

I should be furious with you.

Still... my thoughts drift somewhere else entirely.

- Where then, mother? - Greece.

- Greece? - Yes, I was invited to travel there by Siv.

- By Siv? - Yes.

Believe it or not, she has won a trip for two to Greece and of all people-

she asked me if I wanted to come along.

And I want to.

The only thing that worries me right now is how my irresponsible children will cope without me for a whole week.

- When are you going? - If I go.

Then I will go on Easter.

- But it's only two weeks until then. - Mmm.

It goes without saying that you should go.

- We will behave in an exemplary manner. - Will you really?

- Have we ever let you down? - No.

No, my wonderful children. You haven't.

- No, we are not like our father. - We don't talk about him.

- No, we never talk about him. - He has chosen his life and that does not include us.

I can understand if there is no place for you in it-

but it is only reasonable that there is for us..

That is not reasonable. Not mommy unhappy now.

It doesn't matter. I understand that you miss him.

I don't but I would want him to miss me.

I go to bed again.

That was really unnecessary.

I know, but I can't stop thinking that if I had a father, maybe I would have-

fallen in love with him instead when I was five and then I would have grown out of it-

but now I'm in love with my big brother and I still want to marry him though-

I'm 17 years old and should have grown out of it a long time ago.

I had a mother that I could fall in love with and that didn't help one bit.

No, you already had her completely.

You've done what every little boy dreams of-

out-competing your father and marry your mother.

You're sick in the head!

Tell me, aren't you her little prince charming?

Doesn't she always sigh and rest her head on your shoulder?

- What? - What are you really saying?

That I have seduced my mother?

Explain what you mean!

You and me ...alone for a week.

How are we going to manage it?

When she comes back, then it's over forever.

When she comes back we have to stop. But oh, how I long for Easter.

Close your eyes.

Hello?

Hello?

What is this?

What are you doing? Why are you lying naked in the same bed?

Answer me.

Linus?

What have you done with Vanja?

Linus, what have you done with your sister?

Vanja, get out of bed immediately.

At once, I said!

Put something on.

Linus, don't just lie there. Answer me.

I forgot it was today.

Is that supposed to be an answer?

Put on your clothes and get out of here.

- Linus...! - Mother.

Be silent!

I don't want to hear another word from you. Put on your clothes and get out.

I never want to see you again in my entire life.

- It's not Linus! - Be silent. Go to your room.

Go to your room! At once!

Linus...

You're not taking anything with you from here!

Mother? Just let me explain.

What I saw can not be explained.

You don't touch her!

For the last time Vanja, go to your room.

I want to talk to you tomorrow.

Linus... don't go.

I don't know what to say.

You have always liked each other best.

I admit I've been jealous, but...

At the same time be proud of having two children who cared for each other so.

How can you?

Both of you came out of my body and so...

How could you?

- We love each other! - Be silent!

Oh, you disgust me!

What you have done is punishable, are you aware of that?

Is it my fault?

If I hadn't been gone so much...

You never cried when I left. Never.

You are not going anywhere!

I love you...

Mom, let me go. I have to see Linus.

I love you...

You make me wanna throw up.

The picture of you together naked... My children. I can't close my eyes.

Oh, you disgust me.

Go to your room.

Please mom... Let me go if I disgust you.

I promise to disappear forever but I can't live without Linus.

Be silent!

What are you going to do?

I'll think of something.

???

How will you explain that?

That your son is missing and you keep your daughter locked in her room.

Mother?

Nobody sees you. I often tell your father: What you don't know-

you don't suffer from. Or was it he who told me that...?

I was beautiful, you see. Young. Would be something.

- What are you talking about? - Or was he the one who was going to...?

Let me out!

Sleep. Sleep instead.

By tomorrow, none of this has happened.

We can laugh about it all.

My children will have children...

Please mom... You scare me.

Hello? Is anybody here?

Shh! Be quiet.

Mother has fallen asleep in front of my door. I can't move her.

Linus, I'm scared. Mom has been talking so strangely all night.

Poor mother.

I'm just going to get some stuff and say goodbye.

You have to help me with mom.

I have been thinking.

I'm the oldest, I should have known better.

Maybe mom is right to blame me for everything.

You don't listen to me. Mom has gone crazy. Help me out of here.

Where are you going?

I have to pee.

- You have a glass, right? - Mother, you can't mean that?

Close the door.

And you, my little girl, you will stay in there until you come to your senses.

Do you hear it? Now be good.

Nothing has actually happened.

- Have to do this the hard way... - Mom?

Linus? I've been waiting all night for you.

Why did you never come?

Oh, the dress is really wrinkled!

I'm just going to get some clothes and say goodbye.

Well, bye then.

Darling, we have our whole lives ahead of us.

Vanja? Vanya?

Give me your key so I can lock you in properly.

Never!

I have to lock you up, you see, otherwise I can't let Linus in.

I can't let you two meet now.

- Linus, don't you hear how strange she sounds. - Stop, Vanja.

What are you doing? Have you gone completely crazy too?

Vanja, give mom the key.

Just give mom the key.

Please mom, I have to see him.

I must!

Please mom...

Why did you give birth to me? You don't love me as much as you love Linus.

- I won't say. Don't hurt with the truth. - Mom, let me out!

Nothing that happened yesterday matters.

Imagine that there is so much music in your head just waiting to be sung.

- Stop mom! Linus, don't you notice? - Stop now, Vanja.

It doesn't matter, Linus. You are here now.

My prince...

I'll just put some lipstick on.

- What are you doing mum? - Shh!

There are so many wild animals out there.

So many who think we are a bit ????.

So, my heart.

Kiss me now.

Mother...

My lips are red.

I ...am your son, Linus.

Watch out! Please Linus, be careful.

I have no children.

Linus! Watch out.

Have you already pretended to be me and seduced you?

What are you saying, mom?

Why wouldn't he love me?

His own flesh and blood seems to be his preference.

His own flesh and blood.

- Kiss me! - Stop mom, you don't know what you're saying.

Do you reject the one who gave birth to you?

If I'm good enough to be your mother, I'm good enough to fuck with.

Your mother and she must know your best interests.

- Let me out now. - You'll never get out of here.

Take your clothes off.

And I looked into the eyes of my newborn son.

Peeking through the secret and not even there could I foresee this.

Not even there could I see this as an option.

And if I had seen, would I have survived?

Rejoice and wait for the fulfillment of the prophecy.

Or had I taken our lives there and then?

Can you answer me that?

You firstborn...

You my eldest Anna's gift.

Can you answer that?

No, I can not.

Not ??? can I give you an answer to, mother.

I'm only human.

I'm sorry.