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It only took three weeks,
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seven hours, four wrenches,
and two school blackouts,
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but we have our Storm Impact
Pattern Machine built.
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What do you plan on doing
with your first million?
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I mean, after SIPMA gets funded
by all the corporations
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attending Horizon's Open House.
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Let's finish it first
and go yacht shopping later.
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But if SIPMA gets funded,
I'm totally buying a hot-air balloon.
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Ooh. Fancy tastes.
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Peter, what's wrong?
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Not enough hours in the day!
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Only 24 of them left until the open house!
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Hope your project's ready!
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Endless bad-guy attacks,
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a looming school deadline,
and me without a changing room.
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He must be really far behind.
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I haven't seen Peter this frantic since
that whole Spider Island business.
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When every single New Yorker,
including us,
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got spider powers...
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It was madness.
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Luckily, everybody was cured.
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Yeah. Everybody.
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Well, Pete should've managed
his time better.
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Look at everything we've
accomplished on our project.
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With these antennas
set to measure ion-charged air,
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SIPMA should be able to predict
oncoming weather events,
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like superstorms,
more effectively than science can now.
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Time to see this baby in action.
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Looks beautiful.
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And it can all be controlled
by an app on my phone.
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Wow. I think this thing
might actually work.
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Huh?
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Wait.
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Something's wrong.
Either the machine's broken,
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or Midtown's about to get a tornado.
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Ion buildup on Antenna 4.
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Your ears just pop?
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More like reality just popped.
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Aah!
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Gwen, Anya, get out of here!
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I don't know how long I can hold the Spot!
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Hold what spot?
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Guessing he's talking about
that human Dalmatian.
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We gotta call the police.
Avengers. Whatever!
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Aah!
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Whoa! This guy can teleport stuff?
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Run!
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Too late!
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Anya, Gwen, watch out!
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Huh? Aah!
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Time to split!
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"Time to split"?
Did you just make an atom pun?
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The adrenaline. I couldn't help it.
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Get to safety. A whole string of weird,
new bad guys have been after me.
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Huh?
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Spidey's gonna get slammed.
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We can't just call the cops.
They'd never get here in time.
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We have to do something.
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We both know who could help.
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Yeah, us! Doing what we do best, science.
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- That's not what I was--
- Come on!
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You know the crazy readings we got
right before the portal popped open?
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Those portals probably charged the air
with ions, which SIPMA can detect.
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Hmm. It's still connected.
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Let's put your hypothesis to the test.
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There's an ion spike near Antenna 1.
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Open SIPMA's video feed.
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Look! Pop goes the portal. We can predict
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where he's gonna strike next.
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But how does that help?
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I've got an idea.
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These portals are somehow
created by ion flow, right?
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What if instead of just
detecting Spot's portal energy,
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we could distort it
by redirecting the ion waves?
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Hmm. Hypothetically possible,
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if we had a way to project the ion pulses.
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But we'd have to pump an insane
amount of power into SIPMA.
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And I know just the thing.
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- Come on!
- Anya, wait!
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If whatever you're planning fails,
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you need to be prepared to use your--
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It won't fail.
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What's up here that's going to--
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Oh, the school's solar grid.
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Hello, insane amount of power.
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Now to find a way to transmit
the ion pulses.
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The sat dish!
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Yes!
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I love science!
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I hate everything!
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Got the app fired up and ready.
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Hate to think what this
is gonna do to your phone's data plan.
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They offered me unlimited.
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I think the company's gonna regret that.
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Fifty percent sync! Come on already!
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I... think... I'm... going...
to... be... sick!
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We got sync!
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But the Spot's closing up
his portals!
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He could've sent Spidey anywhere.
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Underwater, the top of a mountain,
deep space...
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We can take control
of his portals now, right?
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Open them back up. We have to get Spidey!
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Ugh! I can't! They need to be active.
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He's leaving and taking
the portals with him!
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Should I...
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Yes! Anya, open his portals again.
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You know what you need to be.
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Fine. Amazing it is.
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Hey, Mr. Polka Dot!
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We're not through here!
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Looks like Spider-Girl hits the Spot.
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Your first line in costume,
and that's what you went with?
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What? That was totally
classic battle banter.
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Seriously, cut the puns
and get him to send out his portals!
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I'm all the way over here, Spotty.
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How you gonna get me?
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Huh?
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Aah!
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This is way more painful
than Spider-Man lets on.
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Gwen, his portals are active.
Do your thing!
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Almost.
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Yes! Got it! Let's see what we can do.
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Redirecting portals now.
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Time to give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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You've got a neat trick, Spot.
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Thought we'd get in on the action.
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Finish him up. We've gotta get Spidey.
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Be cool. Don't freak out.
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You just beat your first
bad guy as Spider-Girl.
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No biggie.
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Nice!
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Now to get Spidey back.
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If I invert the polarity...
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There! I reoriented
one of his portals via quantum tunneling.
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It should take you to the exact
coordinates where Spidey was sent.
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Weird first day, huh?
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Yeah. But normal's overrated.
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Come on, Spider-Girl. I know you got this.
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Polar... bears...
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Spidey, wake up.
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What happened?
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Our machine
was able to take over the Spot's portals.
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- No big thing.
- Weird.
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I could've sworn another
spider person saved me from...
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polar bears?
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Yeah.
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Hypothermic hallucinations
can be very convincing.
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Oh, heads-up. The police are
on their way to arrest the Spot.
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The police aren't the biggest
fans of me right now.
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Don't know how to thank
you guys enough. You saved my life.
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Saved by science.
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It's how we do.
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You ever gonna tell him?
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What? That I'm the only person
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that kept their powers after Spider Island
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because of the experimental cure
I tested on myself?
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Nope.
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Why not? It's awesome.
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As fun as dressing up
as an arachnid may be,
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going to college and running
a tech company someday
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is all the adrenaline I need.
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Muggers and maniacs already have
enough heroes to deal with in this city.
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What are more webs gonna add?
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You know I'll support whatever you decide.
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But I gotta admit, I'm a little jealous
of those powers of yours.
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Plus you got some rad moves.
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Could be one of the greats. Top ten, easy.
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Maybe someday.
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Twenty-three hours till
my open house project is due.
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Fighting with the Spot
really put a hole in my day.
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Whew. Gotta focus...
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Open house project's
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almost done... for...
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Worst alarm clock ever!
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Oh, man. If a near head-on collision
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with a semi doesn't wake me up,
nothing will...
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Wait! Wh-Where'd the sun go?
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But it was just daytime!
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I didn't just fall asleep, did I?
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Oh, man. Gotta get back.
Only eight hours left now.
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Cut me a break.
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Fog's as thick as soup.
Can't even tell which way Queens is.
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And this bridge is never empty.
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What's that rumble? Sounds like a...
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Gah!
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A tank?
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I had no idea that thing was coming.
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How did two tons of steel
slip past my spider-sense?
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Plus Hydra agents?
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Okay. Guys--
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Seriously, why is this
my life right now? Aah!
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Let's all just go home.
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Have some cocoa. Read a book.
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Huh? What happened?
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Get down, soldier!
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Captain America?
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Yes.
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We've met once,
but you probably don't remember.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Tony-- I mean, Mr. Stark--
You know, Iron Man--
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He ever talk about me?
Spider-Me? I mean Man.
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Speaking of talking, I should--
I'm-- I'm-- I'm just gonna stop.
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So... Yeah.
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What's going on?
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The world's in danger,
and we need you in the Avenjet, now!
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Whoa! By "we," you mean--
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The Avengers. Now go!
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Oh, man, oh, man!
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Avengers missions are the best missions!
What about you?
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I can't just leave
Captain America high and dry.
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We can't waste time. I'll hold them off
while Black Widow debriefs you.
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Yes, sir, Captain, sir!
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Yo, Widow!
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Long time and all that.
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Oh, uh, was that too casual?
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I-I-I don't know.
We worked together that once.
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I'm not saying I'm totally memorable.
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You probably see
super people every day. I just--
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I-I should stop talking.
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Uh, so, yeah. What's going on?
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More Hydra messiness, huh?
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Widow?
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That's not normal. A hologram?
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Is this an Avengers'
initiation prank or something?
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You guys!
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Ouch.
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Whoa. Wait.
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I fell asleep on that bridge.
I'm dreaming, right?
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Welcome, Spider-Man, to my fun house.
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Please, don't let there be clowns.
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Clowns equal un-fun house.
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Allow me to properly introduce myself.
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For I am Mysterio,
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Master of Illusion
and dealer of your demise.
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Mystery-who-now?
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Ahead of you are three pathways of doom.
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Come, choose, and see
what's on the other side.
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Considering there's no emergency exits,
guess I have to do this.
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I don't know, though.
These don't seem particularly doomy.
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I mean, come on.
There's a door with a kitty theme.
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Destruction by kittens
sounds like the most adorable way to go.
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And also a really solid name for a band.
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Aww! Talk about warm and fuzzy overload.
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Uh, that cat's meow is a little rough.
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Maybe it's just fighting a cold.
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Like a really, really bad cold.
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Not a cold!
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Wait a minute. This whole night's
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been nothing but holograms
and fake Avenjets.
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Which explains why that Hydra
tank didn't trigger my spider-sense.
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Ohh, who's just the cutest
man-eating thing in this room?
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That's right. You are.
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I'm not in any real danger,
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because you're totally--
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Ow!
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A real man-eating thing!
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00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,216
Not fake. Not fake!
258
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,385
Nice kitty. Nice kitty!
259
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,776
Oh, cool. More panthers.
260
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:04,196
And I was thinking this fight
wasn't fair enough.
261
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,374
Another hologram.
262
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:19,670
Great. So only one of these deadly
panthers is, you know, deadly.
263
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,296
Trouble is, which one?
264
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,675
Projection's gotta be
coming from somewhere. Gotcha!
265
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,970
It's tracking
the two on the left, which means--
266
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,180
Oh, please be right!
267
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,352
Okay. Weird.
Kinda awesome, but still weird.
268
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,774
Now to get outta here.
269
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,903
Here again? How can that--
270
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,408
Something tells me this Mysterio guy is
not gonna be my new best friend.
271
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,160
What I really want is a big exit sign.
272
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,998
But this door promises
zero saw blades, so...
273
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,762
This is... great.
274
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,431
Just me, myself, and I.
275
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,066
Ouch!
276
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,819
Glad no one saw that.
277
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,198
This is what J. Jonah
thinks I look like anyway.
278
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:33,368
Not bad. Maybe I could
go by "Daddy Longlegs."
279
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,538
Watch out, Ant-Man!
280
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,250
Whoa! Dead end, I guess.
281
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,543
Uh...
282
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:42,920
Huh?
283
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,050
Uh...
284
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,969
Sure. Nothing creepy about this.
285
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,847
Okay.
286
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,475
At least that's
a normal reflection-- What?
287
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,145
I have to get outta here.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
288
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,357
Huh?
289
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,414
Aha! Gotcha!
290
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,544
Stop hitting yourself!
291
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:27,339
Oh, joy. A reflection of me--
jokes and all.
292
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:33,178
As if I don't already
beat myself up enough.
293
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,058
Okay, that looks nothing like me.
294
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,860
Take that, robo-me!
295
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,365
Robotics? Panthers? Holograms?
296
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,326
Mysterio's all illusion. And felines.
297
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,871
But what does he want with me?
298
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,292
Two rooms down. Welcome to number three.
299
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,795
Come find me, Spider-Man,
if you can make it to the exit.
300
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,673
Finally! Exit sign,
how I love you.
301
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,551
Just glad I didn't have to
go through the room with the saw blades.
302
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,976
If I can predict the paths
of the blades, I can...
303
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,686
Got it!
304
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,109
Talk about cutting it close.
305
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:32,654
All right. Is there a word
for the opposite of a fun house?
306
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,991
Please be a real exit.
307
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,911
Hmm...
308
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,127
Welcome to my domain.
309
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:50,088
I admit you've progressed
farther than I imagined.
310
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,884
But now, to all good things
must come an end.
311
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,304
For the fortune you gaze upon
is your doom,
312
00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,390
at the hands of Mysterio!
313
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,188
Oh, come on! Nothing? Really?
314
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,482
Do you know how long it took
to perfect that entrance?
315
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:11,109
Showmanship's a dying art form.
316
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,071
Oh, well. Good-bye, Spider-Man.
317
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,697
Stop--
318
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,077
Hello, payday.
319
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,913
Huh. That was disappointing.
320
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,540
No witty repartee?
321
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,751
I expected more.
322
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,838
That's a wrap.
323
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,757
And one of my best performances to date.
324
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,515
Hey, Schmoopy.
325
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,309
The bad man scare you?
326
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:48,063
I'm sorry. It's all over now.
327
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,650
Oh, I know. It's mere scraps.
328
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:55,279
But once I collect
the bounty on Spider-Man's head,
329
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,907
you'll be feasting
on only the finest filets.
330
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,325
Psst!
331
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,037
- Ta-da!
- It--
332
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,582
It can't be. I destroyed you!
333
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,375
Does this feel like an illusion?
334
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,216
But how?
335
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,011
Please! You think you're the only one
336
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,971
who knows how to program a robot?
337
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,933
S-S-Stop hitting yourself.
338
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,895
So busy gloating,
you didn't notice the ol'
339
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,606
"switch Spidey with a robot double
and fool the bad guy" trick.
340
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,067
It can't be.
I was so close to the brass ring!
341
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,819
The money! The respect!
342
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:39,823
Buddy, this can't be
your first time losing.
343
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,241
Take a breath.
344
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,535
So, someone put a price on moi?
345
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,746
Mind telling me who? Also, how much?
346
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,916
Curious what an arachnid-powered
hero goes for in this economy.
347
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,543
A magician never reveals his--
348
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,420
Yeah, well,
349
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,047
the New York Police Department
350
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,090
will be able to get
some answers out of you.
351
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,926
I'll let them know you're here.
352
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,094
Where is here, anyway?
353
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,603
Whoa! Wait! 8:36AM?
354
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,356
It's still day? I only lost half an hour!
355
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,067
Even after dropping a call to the police,
I still have
356
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,945
over 23 hours to finish
my Horizon Open House project!
357
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,074
Science, here I come!
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