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We're finally here. The beach!
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The beach is cool, Pete, but...
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Maybe you're a little too excited?
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Are you kidding, Miles?
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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,
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we never get to just be normal kids.
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But even summer classes are done,
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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.
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I made a Perfect Summer Vacation
checklist. See?
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And right at the top, beach day.
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You made a checklist of how to have fun?
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That's the opposite of fun.
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Look at this.
- Hmm?
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Some puny eggheads
wound up on our beach, boys.
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Let's give them a welcome.
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Hey.
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You think that's funny, weirdo?
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Classic bullies kicking sand.
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Ah, exactly what would happen
to normal kids.
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I love summer!
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Uh... Mmm...
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Let's get away from this freak.
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I can now cross bully encounter
off my beach sub-list.
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Lots left to do.
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Swimming, sand castles, jellyfish stings.
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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.
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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.
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Come one, come all to
our annual summer challenge.
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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,
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and you'll win the cash prize!
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We have a challenger. Step up!
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Hmm... Black Cat?
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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?
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Peter Parker might need a vacation,
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but Spider-Man can never rest.
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Just got to get this over with quickly.
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So that I can get back to Miles
with those hot dogs.
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- You.
- Look, Cat,
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I've got a whole list of things to do,
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and you've probably got,
I don't know, yarn to bat around.
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Why don't you give the money back,
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- and we'll call it a day?
- Oh, sweetheart,
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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.
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Oh! Why did I make eye contact?
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Her bad luck powers.
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Huh. It's probably okay.
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I've already decided
this is going to be the best summer...
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Whoa!
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She'd definitely win
an Annoying Superpowers contest.
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
I mean, how long can
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Black Cat's bad luck even last?
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm gone!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa... Oh!
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Oh, great.
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Yeah!
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I finally got you!
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Okay, Black Cat, it's been fun.
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Lie! But I've got someone
who's probably tired
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of sitting around waiting for me,
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so hand over the money.
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You'll never learn, will you?
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Wait. What?
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Huh?
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Ha! See?
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That's how it feels. Annoying, isn't it?
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Then prepare to be annoy...
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- Ugh!
- Ah.
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No more bad luck.
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Now to call the cops,
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return this money
to the talking hot dog man...
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I can't believe I just said that.
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...and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.
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Thwop?
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They never make a thwop sound.
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Great. Dirt in the mechanism.
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Gonna be a long crawl back to the beach.
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We have a winner!
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The new champion is...
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Miles Morales!
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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.
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Miles, one. Haters, zero.
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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,
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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.
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You were right.
This was the perfect beach day.
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Except you sort of totally,
completely missed it.
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I know.
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More bad luck.
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But don't worry.
There's a lot left on the list,
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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.
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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something
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off my Perfect Summer Vacation checklist.
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My first baseball game.
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I may not know third base
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from a seventh-inning stretch,
but Aunt May's a fan.
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- She'll catch me up.
- Peter.
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There you are.
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Aunt May? You look great!
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Oh. My game face.
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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.
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The New York Spirit rules!
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Uh, I feel a little underdressed.
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Don't worry.
You probably won't jinx the team.
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Probably.
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Where is everybody?
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I thought the place would be packed.
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We're playing the Short Sox,
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who we haven't lost to in a decade.
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Last year, we won 47 to nothing,
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so people aren't that interested.
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No suspense.
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Aw!
- What? Was that a good thing?
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The Short Sox got a home run?
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That hasn't happened in years.
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Yeah!
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Unless that's bad?
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Oh!
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Another homer?
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Impossible.
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Definitely bad. Right?
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I'm a nervous eater.
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Can you get us some snacks?
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Peanuts? Nah.
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Nachos?
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Nah.
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Peanut-nachos?
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Nah.
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Hmm. Let me think.
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Oh!
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What? How could the ball
have changed angular momentum like that?
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The basic physics don't add up.
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Hmm.
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I'm no expert on sportology,
but that's not right.
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I'm no expert...
- Huh?
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...but that seems like bad sportsmanship.
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Remote controlling the ball?
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Yeah. I'm gonna call that a foul.
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Foul.
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That's baseball, right?
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- I'm not mixing up sports, am I?
- I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Ahh!
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Watch it! Hey!
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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.
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A line-drive home run?
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Oh, we're back. The Spirit rules!
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Too bad Pete's missing this.
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What's taking him so long?
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How's that thing work? Magnetic waves?
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Magnetic waves, sound waves, air currents.
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,
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the Tinkerer.
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The who now?
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The Tinkerer.
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I invent things, sometimes evil things.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Nope. Still not ringing a bell.
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If you really are some supervillain,
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?
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I'm sick of my team always getting beaten.
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You're some big hero,
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so you have no idea what it's like to lose
time and time again.
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Uh... Yeah. No idea.
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I just wanted to see my boys win for once.
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Is that so wrong?
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Is cheating wrong?
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I'm gonna go with yes.
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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.
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Tinkerer!
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And you're out!
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?
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Sorry.
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Long line at concessions.
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You missed the comeback of the century.
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The Spirit are crushing the Short Sox.
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Sorry I missed all the action.
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I'll have to come again next game.
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Honey, I'm not superstitious,
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but maybe you shouldn't
come to any more games.
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You might be a jinx.
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I'm running behind, Gwen. I know.
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Did he pick up?
He lost his ticket, didn't he?
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How can you be late, Peter?
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Ross Caliban is your favorite singer,
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and these seats are amazing.
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You didn't lose your ticket, did you?
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He lost his ticket, didn't he?
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No! I didn't lose the tickets.
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I'll be there sooner than soon.
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You'd better. It's gonna start any minute.
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Remember, this concert's on
your Perfect Summer checklist.
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Get here.
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Whoa! Is that him?
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Ross Caliban?
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Whoa, guys, I've got a show to do.
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Can I sign autographs after?
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Let me go!
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Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.
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Dad, I want my birthday present.
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Now, if ya know what's good for ya.
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My son knows
what he wants, huh?
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That'll serve you well in business, kid.
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I'll give you the business.
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Okay. Take off the blindfold.
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Huh? You see that?
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It's that, uh...
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It's the singer all the kids like.
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Daddy did good, am I right?
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Ross Caliban!
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Sing, ya punk. Now!
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Oh, okay, okay, sure, yeah.
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Do you have music or...
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I usually sing to music.
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Dad, this guy might sing like an angel,
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but he don't hear too good.
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Uh, take him out back
and pop some sense into the popstar, boys.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
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I could sing without music. Sure.
Uh, no problem.
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Hey! Hands off the megastar.
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Spider-Man?
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Wow!
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Ross Caliban knows my name?
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Wow. Spider-Man knows my name?
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I'm a big fan.
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Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday.
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Oh, no, he ain't.
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You're in my house now, see?
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Ow! What is... Ohh!
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What was that?
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You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!
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Whoa!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You ruined my birthday.
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You're gonna sleep with the fishes!
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Aw, come on, kiddo.
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That's not a nice thing to say.
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And this ain't a nice thing to do.
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Ahh!
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Crazy monkey-ninja-boy!
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Stand and fight, ya loser!
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I can't hit a seven-year-old.
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I just turned eight.
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Kid, wait!
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Eh, what do you want, ya crooner?
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To make a deal.
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Leave Spidey alone,
and I'll take a selfie with you.
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So? Everyone will think it's fake.
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I'll post it myself.
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Your popularity will go through the roof.
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All the other kids will want you to be
their third grade mob boss or whatever.
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I like the sound of that.
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Deal.
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Whoa.
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Saved by the power of celebrity.
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Spidey, move. You're gonna ruin my pic.
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Formaggio.
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You sure you don't want to come backstage?
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Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.
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Thank you, Spider-Man. I owe you.
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Break a leg.
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Ticket.
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I got it right...
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Uh...
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I had it.
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Where'd it go?
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Nice try, buddy.
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Gwen?
266
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,406
Yeah, I'm finally here,
but, uh, you were right.
267
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,824
I lost my ticket.
268
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,118
Sorry. We'll catch up later.
269
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,957
Hello, New York.
Sorry I'm late.
270
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,919
I'd like to dedicate tonight's show
to a friend of mine.
271
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,420
Spider-Man!
272
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,963
Friend?
273
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,716
The Ross Caliban said I'm his friend?
274
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,970
Yes! That makes me almost cool.
275
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:49,770
Oh, yeah!
276
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,944
They thought
they were always prepared,
277
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,363
but nothing prepares you for
278
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,657
the Mummy of the Hills!
279
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,494
So spooky!
280
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,872
Miles, no offense,
281
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,292
but you're absolutely terrible
at telling campfire stories.
282
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,211
Seriously. And fact check,
283
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,339
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,
284
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,924
not lush forests.
285
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,884
Ha! I know, right?
286
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,344
So unexpected.
287
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,680
That's why it's so spooky.
288
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,764
Right, Peter?
289
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,978
Oh, right. Spooky.
290
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,813
Or not spooky.
291
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,189
What were we talking about?
292
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,566
Huh. See?
293
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,609
I scared him senseless.
294
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,027
You okay, Pete?
295
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,821
You're a million miles away.
296
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,698
I'm sorry. It's just...
297
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,618
You know I made that
Perfect Summer Vacation checklist?
298
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,912
But nothing's really worked out.
299
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,873
Now the summer's almost over,
300
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,624
and I've checked off next to nothing.
301
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,210
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.
302
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:58,380
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,
303
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,840
don't quit on us, Parker.
304
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,009
There's still time to have a great summer.
305
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,219
Yeah. Maybe.
306
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,804
Or maybe not,
307
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,681
if ghosts get us.
308
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,017
Ghosts don't exist, Miles.
309
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,686
Oh, yeah?
I've never heard a ghost say that.
310
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,063
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.
311
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,357
My cousin heard it from his friend's aunt,
312
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,568
so it's the real deal.
313
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,612
It all started
314
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,657
with a shadowy form
flying through the treetops.
315
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:26,742
Then...
316
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,452
I'm headed to bed
317
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,786
before Miles gets going again.
318
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,705
- Good night, everyone.
- Night, guys.
319
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,957
I'll clean up. I wouldn't
want you out in the open
320
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,959
in case any ghosts or mummies come by.
321
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,921
I know you're kidding,
322
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,506
but good point.
323
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,301
Anya? Gwen?
324
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,844
Is that you?
325
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,848
Hey! Our stuff!
326
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:51,600
Huh?
327
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,356
Come out, come out,
whatever you are.
328
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,525
If you're the Mummy of the Hills,
329
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:02,277
you should know that you're
supposed to be in a drier climate.
330
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,946
Huh? Whoa!
331
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,657
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?
332
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,913
Whoa!
333
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,836
My name is Nocturnal,
334
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,004
for I hunt by night.
335
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,301
Ooh, you got some nasty toenails there.
336
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,597
Did you just peck at me?
337
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,016
I don't give a hoot who you are.
338
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,101
That's just rude.
339
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,939
Ahh! Super creepy!
340
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,819
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
341
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,195
Are you gonna drink my blood?
342
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,031
What? Why would I do that? Weird.
343
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,908
That's what spiders do, right?
344
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,493
To things caught in their webs?
345
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,787
I don't carry the theme that far.
346
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,998
Why are you stealing that stuff?
347
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,542
I'm starving, man. I need food.
348
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,252
Food?
349
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,129
Don't owls just eat rodents?
350
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,173
I don't carry the theme that far.
351
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,426
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?
352
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,552
No.
353
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,138
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.
354
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:15,058
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,
355
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,478
my parents, my friends,
they all ran me out.
356
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,730
They think I'm a monster.
357
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,649
Lab accidents are
one of my pet peeves, too.
358
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:23,817
It's how I got my powers.
359
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,527
Really?
360
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,614
A lab accident turned you
into a sick spider freak?
361
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:32,659
I prefer the term
"awesome spider cool guy," but yeah.
362
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,412
Then why are you not out here like me?
363
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:40,000
Hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?
364
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,254
I... I've always had people around me
who accepted me for who I am, I guess,
365
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,840
whether I'm a science geek or a superhero.
366
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,300
You're one lucky dude.
367
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,552
Yeah. I guess I am.
368
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,430
I'm sorry you feel you have to hide,
369
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,016
but I know there are good people out there
who would help.
370
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,520
In fact, there's some people
in that camp you should meet.
371
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,530
Nocturnal, wait!
372
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,950
My own parents kicked me out,
and you want me to trust strangers?
373
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,576
I'm not ready, man.
374
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,287
Maybe someday. Someday soon, I hope.
375
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,456
Here. I stole this from them.
376
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,501
No. They'd want you to keep it.
377
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,378
They're pretty great like that.
378
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,428
What's all this? Breakfast?
379
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,264
Yep. Hope that's okay.
380
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:38,225
I don't know. Will it somehow
ruin the camping trip?
381
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,186
Sorry I was such a downer last night.
382
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:44,231
I was so obsessed about not living up
to my perfect summer,
383
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,733
I didn't realize I was already having it.
384
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,277
Spending time with you guys.
385
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:51,238
- That's what really matters, right?
- Of course, Pete.
386
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,156
You're really important to us, too.
387
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,828
Besides, any apology said with food
is an apology I can accept.
388
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,497
Oh. You know the story
about the guy with the hook?
389
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,875
Oh, no, wait. That's the ending.
390
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,668
Ugh! Let me start over.
391
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,218
One week of summer left.
392
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:17,431
Let's see how I'm doing on the whole
Perfect Summer Vacation checklist.
393
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,266
Trip to the beach,
394
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,019
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.
395
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,479
Baseball game, ruined by the Tinkerer.
396
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:27,232
Concert. I missed that whole show,
397
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,402
thanks to Hammerhead,
but I did get to meet Ross Caliban,
398
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,571
so I'm calling that even.
399
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:33,822
And camping.
400
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,200
Total win, despite the mysterious owl boy.
401
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,786
So, that's one win, two losses, and a tie.
402
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,247
Good thing school's starting soon
403
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:45,959
'cause winning at summer vacation
is a lot harder than I realized.
404
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,670
Whoa. Guess I missed some messages
405
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,214
when I was out of range camping.
406
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,132
Peter. Max Modell here.
407
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,801
Was hoping to schedule time
for you to come in
408
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,554
and train your replacement
as my lab assistant.
409
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,931
Replacement?
410
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,144
Yeah. The board only
authorizes that position
411
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,604
for first-year students.
412
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,315
I assumed you knew that, Peter.
413
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,693
Of course, I totally knew that.
414
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,613
Of course, I totally didn't know that.
415
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,157
Ugh. How am I going to
afford Horizon this year?
416
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,207
I can't ask Aunt May or Harry for money.
417
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,209
They've already done enough for me.
418
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,127
This is on you, Peter.
419
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,588
You're a smart kid.
420
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,757
You'll find a part-time job
with no problem.
421
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,593
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.
422
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,303
And if you'll look at my résumé,
423
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,888
you'll see that...
424
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,307
You'll see that
I'm experienced in, uh...
425
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,476
Freeze, Scorpion!
- I'm so sorry. I, uh...
426
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,436
My aunt's calling. I gotta take this.
427
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,404
Sorry about that.
428
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,698
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.
429
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,867
I'm sorry,
but we just filled the position.
430
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,413
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand-based accident
431
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,623
on the way here. It's no biggie, really.
432
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,168
Uh...
433
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,794
Goo? What goo?
434
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,921
Oh, man!
435
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,424
I've had a long morning.
436
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,595
What's this?
437
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,805
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.
438
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,974
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?
439
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,392
I mean, for charity.
440
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,728
Parking meters... Parking meter charity.
441
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,939
Wow. Being Spider-Man
442
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,400
really puts a crimp
in a person's job hunt.
443
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,612
Hey, Pete. Long time, no see.
444
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,239
Randy Robertson? How have you been?
445
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,617
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.
446
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,993
What have you been up to?
447
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,330
Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy,
448
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,581
and having zero luck.
449
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,876
Well, my dad works
at that media company, the Daily Bugle.
450
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,296
They're expanding, doing a lot of hiring.
451
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,673
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?
452
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,966
A job?
453
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,718
Listen, Peter Palmer.
454
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,886
Peter Parker.
455
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:05,015
The Daily Bugle's a top-tier,
multi-platform news organization.
456
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,643
Call me back
when you can grow facial hair.
457
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,312
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?
458
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,147
I thought you were a pro!
459
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,774
I can't use this!
460
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,485
My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man,
461
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,779
and she's not even alive anymore!
462
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,781
I'd pay through the roof
463
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,492
if anyone could get me
some good clean footage
464
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,327
of this Spider-Man!
465
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,454
Paying for shots of Spider-Man?
466
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:31,291
Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be able
to afford school this year after all.
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