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What? Who? Vulture?
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Oh, right.
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I have to get to school early today.
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Lots to do. Very...
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important.
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One more second.
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Photosynthesis!
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Oh, must have dozed off again.
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Gotta make lunch before I...
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Aww. What would I do without you,
Aunt May?
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What would I do without you, Aunt May?
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Yeah, I'm awake. Thanks for checking.
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I was just finishing up my project
for Dr. Octavius' class.
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I'll do my best. Love you too.
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Doesn't matter that I came up
with this tracer idea
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so Spidey could keep track of bad guys.
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This baby's gonna get Peter Parker an "A"!
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Electrostatic stickiness-- check.
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Range detection? Still needs work.
But I should be able to fix that.
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Unless I'm fired for not cleaning
this place up like Max asked.
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Purrr-fect.
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Hey, Harry. It's Pete.
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Not gonna make our breakfast powwow
because I had to get to school early.
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But let's meet there for lunch.
See you later.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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Why?
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And really, how often
does a ceiling get cleaned?
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Uh-oh.
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Mm. I wonder what they want with you.
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Eh, doesn't matter, as long as I get paid.
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Hi. Something tells me
you don't have a visitor's pass.
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Mm, you got me. Here.
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Really? Didn't think it'd be so-- Aah!
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Note to self, Spidey.
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Bad guys never give up that easy.
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Ugh! You're quick.
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But you know what they say
about letting a black cat
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cross your path, right?
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Time to buy Halloween candy?
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Nope. Bad luck.
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Nice try. But I don't believe in luck--
good, bad, or otherwise.
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Especially when I can just web
the exit shut.
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Getting caught in my own web
isn't bad luck, just bad timing.
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Okay, lady, nice try,
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but you're not dealing
with an amateur here. Aah!
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This was fun, Spider-Man.
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Maybe we can do it again sometime.
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Ha! Take that, bad luck.
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Uh-oh.
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Need something to break the current flow!
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I guess that could've been a lot worse.
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Uh-oh.
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Huh? Hmm?
This place is a mess.
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That was some earthquake, huh?
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I hired you to clean my office,
Peter, not make it messier.
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Where's my V-252?
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- V-252?
- The canister
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with the black liquid inside.
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Oh, that. I didn't want it
to get damaged when I cleaned,
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so I put it in the vault.
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Okay. Well, get it back soon.
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That was acquired from
the Space Administration,
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and it is a pet project of mine.
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I am this close to stabilizing the atom.
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And if all goes as planned,
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V-252 will be the first new element
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added to the periodic table in years.
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You got it, Max. It'll be back
by the end of the day.
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Oh, and don't forget.
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You promised to help me
with the interviews
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regarding Harry's investigation.
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I'll be here.
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Can't be late.
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Where are you off to, Miss Kitty?
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Gotta find you before you cause
more trouble.
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- Oh. Sorry, Dr. Octavius.
- Ugh!
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Mr. Parker, I assume you're
running around the last minute,
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trying to finish your science project
for my class?
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No, sir. I've been working
on it for days. It's all done.
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Hmm.
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Almost done.
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Just a few little adjustments.
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But you're gonna love it.
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If I can get it back.
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Ugh! Love is for starry-eyed
dreamers, Mr. Parker.
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It has nothing to do with science.
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You remember that.
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Right.
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Love is for dreamy-eyed starfish. Got it.
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Hmm!
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Just need to adjust
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the motion vectors, and...
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Aha!
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You're at the computer store. Gotcha.
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Got who?
Yeah, what you got there, Pete?
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Mm, uh...
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Huh? Oh, uh, nothing.
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Just my project for Dr. Octavius' class.
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Well, it better be on fleek, Pete.
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You know how Otto gets
when he's disappointed.
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I know, I know.
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I have to get the fleek on.
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Uh, because it's-- I mean--
I'm still working on it.
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Are we sure we want this slacker
in our study group?
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Yeah. He's cool. Give him time.
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You are still down
with study group today, right?
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Study group? Right. Sure.
No. Wouldn't miss it.
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I'll be there. Mr. Slott, can we take
a bathroom break?
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Huh? Class hasn't even started yet.
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Even better.
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Whoever she is, this Black Cat seems
to have an even busier day than I do.
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Excuse me. Nothing to see here.
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Sorry. That was your foot, wasn't it?
Nice shirt. Coming through!
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- Hey!
- No cutsies!
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Back of the line, pal!
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Stop her! She just stole
the next generation phone prototype!
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Way ahead of you, pal!
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Don't look in her eyes.
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Yoo-hoo!
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I looked in her eyes.
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Whoops. Sorry. It wasn't me.
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Well, it was,
but she gave me the bad luck.
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But I don't believe in bad luck,
so never mind.
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Who makes a cardboard wall?
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Mwah!
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Free phones for everyone!
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- Free phones?
- Yeah!
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- All right!
- Excuse me! Out of my way!
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I have to get to Black Cat before she...
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Gone again!
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Come on, Spidey. You're better than this.
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Need to widen the locator range.
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Hey, I know you. You're that new hero guy.
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How about an interview
for my school paper?
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Oh, Max's interviews!
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- Uh, sorry. No comment.
- Ohh.
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But you can read more about me on my blog.
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Once I start a blog!
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Sorry.
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- Oh, hey, Peter.
- Huh?
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Gwen. Hi.
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This is my Uncle Raymond.
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Uncle Raymond, Peter Parker.
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Nice to meet you, Mr., uh...
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- Warren.
- Warren.
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As in Professor Raymond Warren
from Empire State?
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The same Raymond Warren who is, uh,
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lucky to have Gwen as a niece?
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The very same. I'm very proud
of this young lady.
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She's beginning to rival even my own work
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with her achievements in DNA
and gene splicing.
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Not quite, Uncle Raymond.
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But I'm trying.
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Well, I think you're Max's
first interview,
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so let me show you in.
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Max, this is Professor Raymond Warren.
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Ah, Mr. Warren. I appreciate you taking
the time to come in.
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Please, it's Raymond.
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And I was happy to.
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Max, is this an output level
control circuit?
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It is.
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- Could I borrow it?
- Sure.
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You don't mind if Peter sticks around,
do you?
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He's part of the investigation team.
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Of course. I know you're looking
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to clear Harry Osborn of any wrongdoing,
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but I must say, I'm not sure
how much help I can be.
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I'm just a substitute teacher
at Midtown now,
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and didn't have much
interaction with the boy.
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But if it means anything,
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he always seemed like
a fine young man to me.
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Well, I'm sure he'd appreciate
that, as do I.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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Peter, did you say something?
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Uh-huh?
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Oh.
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I said, uh, "As Harry's peer,
I'm giddy, giddy."
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While I'm here, Max--
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and I hope this isn't out of line--
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I was wondering if there were
any openings here at Horizon.
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My niece speaks highly of your school,
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and I'd love the chance
to work with you and your staff.
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I've followed your career, Raymond.
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- Some very impressive work.
- Thank you.
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I was saddened to hear
about the accusations at Empire State.
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Yes. That I stole someone else's work.
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Well, let me assure you that's a lie.
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I was never even officially charged.
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I'm sure, but I'm afraid
the ethics committee
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would never approve of you working here.
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At least while the matter
is being investigated.
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Oh. Well, surely you can
appreciate my situation, Max.
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- Has no one ever questioned your--
- I'm sorry, Raymond. The answer is no.
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I see.
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Very well.
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The comic book shop.
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Peter, would you mind
showing Professor Warren out?
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Yeah. Of course. Great timing.
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Thank you for your time, Max.
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Of course, Raymond. Pleasure meeting you.
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- This way, Professor.
- Huh?
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Yeah!
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This baby just got me an A-plus
in Otto's class!
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High fives!
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- Have a good day, sir.
- Oh, I plan to.
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Thanks, old dude! Ow! Hey!
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Hmm.
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- Eh?
- Huh?
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I've been looking for you everywhere.
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Isn't that comic book, like, priceless?
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What comic book?
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- Hello!
- Ugh! How do you keep finding me?
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I'll tell you if you tell me
how you keep giving me bad luck.
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Sorry. But I will tell you this.
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You're not the only one it works on.
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Oh, what are the odds of that?
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Okay, maybe bad luck
could be a real thing.
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Have to prioritize.
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Grab only the people in the danger zone.
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Two degrees out of the zone. Mr. Vest.
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Purple-haired lady. Tank top kid.
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Whoo! A new issue of my favorite
comic is out.
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We're okay! We're both okay!
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You saved us!
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Huh. Boy, looks like I made
some fans today.
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Gone again!
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I'd love to blame all of this
on Black Cat,
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but if I don't fix this tracer,
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I'm only gonna have myself to blame
for failing Otto's class.
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Not to mention the suspension I'll get
for lying to Max about his missing V-252.
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Wow, that Spider guy's awesome.
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He gets more done in five minutes
than I do before lunch.
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Lunch! I'm supposed to meet Harry!
Which is a good thing,
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because no one realizes how hungry
super-heroing can make you.
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- Hey, Harry.
- Hey, Pete.
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Sorry I'm late.
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No worries. You okay?
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Yeah. Just having trouble
with my project for Otto's class.
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- What's wrong with it?
- It's a tracer,
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but the GPS keeps losing the signal.
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Have you tried replacing the battery?
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- The battery?
- Here.
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Take the one from my cell phone.
Should take the same type.
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I ordered you your usual.
Hope that's okay.
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It works!
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Oh, thanks.
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Anytime. So, what's going on
in your world?
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Anya still giving you a hard time?
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- Aunt May still working too hard?
- The museum!
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- She's working at a museum?
- Huh?
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What? Nope. She's fine.
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School's fine. Job's fine. Classes, fine.
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Ahh. Everything's fine. You?
254
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,959
- I'm okay. I've been--
- Awesome!
255
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:55,417
Listen, I hate to say it, but I gotta run.
256
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,834
Catch you later. Be well. Fist bump. Bye.
257
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:03,959
Yeah.
258
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,291
Great seeing you too.
259
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:22,000
It's true what they say.
Glass cutters are a girl's best friend.
260
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,542
Actually, no one's ever said that.
261
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,291
Spider-Man.
262
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,208
You did that flashy eye thing, didn't you?
263
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,500
Well, the joke's on you,
because my eyes are closed.
264
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,709
What do you think about that, Black Cat?
265
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,875
Cat? Hello?
266
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,875
Whoa!
267
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,458
Easy, Spidey.
268
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,458
Easy.
269
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Hey, Spidey, catch.
270
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,250
Aw, come on!
271
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,375
This is gonna give me a complex.
272
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,542
How is she doing this?
273
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,125
Lost her!
274
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,375
Guess it wasn't just the battery.
275
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,208
- You're late.
- Sorry.
276
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:13,333
I was saving the Pompeii relics
from a second destruction.
277
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,583
- You're weird.
- But very creative.
278
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,875
Next time, at least have a better excuse.
279
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,250
I'm serious. I was at the museum.
280
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,834
Did you know the Pompeii relics
have preserved for so long
281
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,709
because the volcanic ash
created a casing that protec--
282
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,875
Wait. That's it!
283
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,500
My GPS casing is too dense.
284
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,625
If it were thinner and lighter
instead of steel--
285
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,709
- No!
- Huh?
286
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,125
Anya, I have to.
287
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,166
Not until you answer
at least three study questions.
288
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,834
Okay. Fine. Shoot.
289
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,917
"What does methoxy magnesium
methyl carbonate do?"
290
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,625
It stops comic books from turning yellow.
291
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,542
That's right. Acid Hydrolysis.
292
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:56,208
"What is the result of boron atoms
in a crystalline lattice?"
293
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,333
They turn diamonds blue.
294
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,250
The man's on a roll.
295
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,583
"What allows cellular devices
to transmit without wires?"
296
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,709
- Batteries?
- I'm shocked.
297
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,709
And I'm gone.
298
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,709
Stopping by the lab to replace
the GPS casing
299
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:22,125
seems to have done the trick.
300
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:23,959
Or did it?
301
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,000
Is my tracer malfunctioning?
302
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,875
Okay, not only are you
breaking the speed limit,
303
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,875
but I am 98 percent sure
cats are not allowed to drive.
304
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,291
Gotta stop her before I lose her again.
305
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,208
Even if it means
getting in her way to do it.
306
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,542
She's gonna stop, right?
307
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,333
Right?
308
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,750
A spider playing chicken with a cat.
309
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:09,959
Interesting.
310
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,041
Not as interesting as the stuff
you'll see in prison
311
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:17,875
- if you don't stop giving me bad luck.
- Aw, it's not always bad, sweetheart.
312
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,750
Sometimes it's cat-astrophic.
313
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,125
Huh?
314
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,834
Good luck with that!
315
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,375
Sure wish it was spiders
that had nine lives.
316
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:44,166
You're really bringing down the house.
Aah! Way to go, Spidey.
317
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:50,208
Glad this building was abandoned
so no one had to hear that corny line.
318
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,542
Whoa!
319
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,208
Wow. This ride-sharing thing
really is efficient.
320
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,250
Think, Spidey, think.
321
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,917
How's she causing so much havoc
if there's no such thing as bad luck?
322
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:09,458
Have to approach it scientifically.
If two negatives equal a positive,
323
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:12,125
then maybe her bad luck
would cancel out my bad luck.
324
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,291
Let's test that hypothesis.
325
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,834
- Ma'am, can I see your registration?
- Hey!
326
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,333
Going under a ladder's
supposed to be bad luck.
327
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,417
Let's find out.
328
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,333
Isn't breaking a side mirror
329
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,291
seven years' bad luck?
330
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,125
What? How?
331
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,125
Look out!
332
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,667
- Coming through! I need to borrow this.
- Aahh!
333
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:04,709
Did you know that if you hang horseshoes,
all the good luck's supposed to fall out?
334
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,625
Empty?
335
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:10,041
How did you give me bad luck?
336
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:13,709
Who said I did? I just think dealerships
keep their car gas tanks close to empty
337
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,667
to prevent them from being stolen.
The hood was loose before you started,
338
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,291
and you ran over some glass
near the construction site.
339
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,792
- And why'd you grab that horseshoe?
- Just a superstition?
340
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,667
Ugh! Polka music?
341
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,208
- Hey!
- Then, of course, there's bad news,
342
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,625
which is: you're going to jail.
343
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,792
Spider-Man: one. Bad luck: zero.
344
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,834
Oh, yeah!
345
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,583
Uhh, hey, guys.
346
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,583
Bet that was a weird thing to walk in on.
347
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,166
But you beat me at my own game.
348
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,458
That's impossible.
349
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,291
It's not impossible. It's cat--
350
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,417
Uh, cat--
351
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,291
I can't think of a good cat pun right now.
352
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,709
Huh. This is an odd list of items.
353
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,625
You opening a curiosity shop,
354
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,625
or you working for someone else?
355
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:22,208
Mm, you'll find out, if you're lucky.
356
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,291
Keep your eyes on this one, Officer.
357
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:27,041
She's very catty. Hey, there's one!
358
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,625
This was fun, Spider-Man.
359
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,834
Maybe we can do it again sometime.
360
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:37,083
Sorry. I think you'll be
taking a long cat nap.
361
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,000
Yes! Look at that. Two cat puns.
362
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,250
I'm fee-line so proud of myself. Another.
363
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,917
Man, I'm on a roll!
364
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,417
Yee-haw!
365
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,291
Cat nap, huh? We'll see about that.
366
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,291
Just in time!
367
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:02,041
Oh, come on. Class is over?
368
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,458
Professor Octavius, here's my project.
369
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,208
- It's--
- It's an "F," Mr. Parker.
370
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,625
No, it's not. It's a tra--
371
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:10,500
For you, Mr. Parker, it's an "F."
372
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,875
But if you'll just take a look,
373
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,542
- I'm sure you'll see--
- If you really wanted me to see it,
374
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,291
you would've been here on time.
375
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,250
Hmm.
376
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,417
Were you out saving more artifacts?
377
00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:24,834
What? Oh, right. Sorry. I got--
378
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,917
An "F." I heard.
379
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,834
That better not affect our group average.
380
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,750
Nope.
381
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,834
This is purely a Parker loss.
382
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,625
But a win for Spidey.
383
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:39,417
Ouch. You might wanna have
the nurse take a look at that.
384
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,041
What good is a brain
385
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,291
if you don't take care
of the body it's in?
386
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,667
Pete, where'd you get a bruise like this?
387
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,250
You're not on the football team.
388
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,917
Believe it or not,
389
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,792
I got it trying to catch a Black Cat.
390
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,083
Well, you know what they say
about a black cat crossing your path.
391
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,792
- Bad luck?
- Nope.
392
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,125
Time to buy Halloween candy.
393
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,959
What's wrong now, Aleksei?
394
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,291
My hand won't stop itching.
395
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,792
There's some cream in the cabinet.
That should help.
396
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,458
Glad I got Max's V-252 back.
397
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:17,333
Although I have no idea
who'd wanna steal some black goo.
398
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,625
It's been quite a day.
399
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:24,000
But hopefully the bad luck
is finally behind me.
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