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One, two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight.

Yeah.

Ah, here comes old Bill.

I wonder what
he's gonna pull
on us today.

Morning, Joseph.
Good morning, Bill,
you look great today.

That's because
I'm wearing makeup.

And how are you, Edna?

Just fine, Bill.

Good, good, good, good.

Edna, you've lost weight.

Seven pounds.

I can't seem to get
below 150, though.

I guess I need an incentive.

You've got it.

Lose ten more and I'll marry ya.

Terrific.

Bill is a great way
to start the day.

Edna, look!

He is really something.

How is he doing that?

I'm gonna find out.

That's a neat trick, Bill.
I'm really into illusion.

We're all into illusion, kid.

May I?
Sure, help yourself.

Max Wellington gave me that.

Well, who's Max Wellington?

The world's greatest
prestidigitator.

I hope you're impressed.

I am.
Good, so am I.

It's the first time
I pronounced
that word right.

He used this in his act?

No, only when he needed food.

How come
I never heard of
Max Wellington?

Maybe because he was great.

You never really remember
anyone who was great.

It's a sad fact of life, Joe.

The truly great
not only go unremembered,
they seldom get hired.

It's the mediocre talent
that gets all the work.

Nobody expects
anything from them

and they're never disappointed.

Well, I don't understand that.

Neither do I, but remember it.

Look, you little bitch,

you'll get your clothes
back when I get my stuff.

And don't give
any more crap about not
making the connection.

And if you didn't
make the connection,

then give me back my money.

I want my money or my stuff now!

Open up, police.

We got a report
of a disturbance.

What's going on here?

Nobody.
Nobody could figure
out how Max did it.

There she was, just her head,

sitting in the middle
of the table,

with this big smile on it.

And then
every few seconds
she'd wink at you.

No body, no legs?

No body, no legs.
Just her head.

Now that's what
I call an illusion.

How was it done, Bill?

With mirrors and black drapes.

Plenty of black drapes.

That's the way they're all done.

Here you are, kid.
Here's thirty cents.

Hey, thanks. What's
the extra nickel for?

Cost of living increase.

Gee, nobody ever thinks of that.

If they were older, they would.

How's that for a trick?

Wow! How'd you do that?

Mirrors and drapes,
that's all there is to it.

Let's put these
in the back seat,

I don't wanna
scratch the mirrors.

See ya, Joe.
See ya, Bill.

What are you staring at?

I forgot. I have
to replace that tube.

Well, where are we?

You're in the trunk of my car,

and I'm out here wondering
why you're there.

Take me home.

Where do you live?

Your home.
Young lady,

what makes you think
that I would take you
to my home?

If you don't, you're in trouble.

You've got a naked girl
in your car
and I'm going to scream.

I'll take you home.

I live six blocks from here.
Will you be able to breathe?

I can make it if you can.

I'll take you home.

Let me ask you something.
I'll scream!

I'll take you home.

Here we are.
Welcome.

Do you want me
to climb out starkers,

or are you going to get me
a robe or something?

Something.

It's occupied.

It belonged to a dear friend.

Where's the rest of him?

Where he shouldn't be.

Whenever you're ready,
let me know.

Okay.

Ready.

I don't think so.

Running away from home?

I'm an orphan.

What happened to your folks?

They died.

Went down with
the boat. Sank.

I forget the name of it.

Big boat.

Titanic?

Yeah, that's it.

Then your parents died
63 years before you were born.

Which is why I hardly knew them.

Yeah, well, that...
That makes sense.

Big place.

Carved it out of a wilderness.

Do you live here alone?

That's right.

What's the matter?

This is scratchy.

You wouldn't
have anything else
I could put on?

All my clothes
are in my bedroom.
Come upstairs.

Well?

How do I know you're not
some kind of pervert?

Just take a look at me.

Well?

How do I know you're not
some kind of pervert?

If I was,
I'd have cards printed.

It's been years since
I've been a petite,
but help yourself.

Thanks.

I missed breakfast.
Do you think you could
fix me something?

If it isn't too much trouble.

It is.
But I'll do it anyway.

How does bacon and eggs hit you?

Neat.
Give me 10 minutes.

If I burn
the orange juice,
it'll be 15.

Shredded coconut?

Why did I buy that?

Eh, I'll make cookies.

I don't like cookies.

The house is not good-looking.

You'll enjoy the cooking.

That's a Wellington lock.

That was created
by Max Wellington,

the world's greatest
prestitigitator.

No, it's not tigitator,
it's digidator.

No, it's not digidator.
It's... It's...

He's a magician,
that's what he is.

I had it right once today.
Why did I fool with it?

That lock could have
made Max a millionaire.

It's burglar proof.
There's no way
anyone can get in.

Unfortunately,
there's no way
anyone can get out

unless they know the secret.

Come on. I hope
you like your bacon crisp.

I told you, it's a secret, kid.

Now tell me,
what are we doing here?

Specifically you?

You must be rich.

Nobody must be anything.
It's a choice.

What's your name?

Kate.
Kate what?

Just Kate.

I'm Bill.
Just Bill,
Just Kate.

What, um, what's got you scared?

I'm not scared.

Then why did you try
to sneak out of the house?

I had to make contact
with my pimp.

Oh, so that's
your business, huh?

Well, that's better
than going to school.

By the way, how is business?

Great, thanks.

Until you got raided.
Right.

I could tell by
what you weren't wearing.

Actually, I was in my tub.

Good, good, that's good.

In your business
it's important
to keep clean.

You want more?

No.

Stand up.
Why?

Stand up.
Come on, up,
up, up, up.

Let's see, I think
I can do something
with that outfit.

Yeah, I can make it
a better fit.

Watch the hands.

You're a letch.

Thank you.

I haven't been called that,

January 20th will be 31 years.

You don't make sense.

I'm not supposed to.
I'm a senior citizen.

Yeah, I think
that'll work.
Let me see,

put a couple of darts
in the shirt and take
a tuck in the pants.

My God, you're a fag.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

That's where I keep
my sewing machine.

You have nothing to worry about.

Remember, I'm a fag.

Where is she?
Who?

Tell me where she is
or you're gonna lose
your ass.

Louise. Louise.

Huh?
Louise.

Your old lady is
out hustlin', fool.

Now you tell me where
Kate is or I'll kill you.

That stinkin' broad
is ripping me off!

I don't know
where she is. I don't.

She hasn't been home in days.

I told Louise.
I told her,

we never should
have taken her in.
She was trouble.

If you're lying to me, old man,

you're dead.

I hate bars.

You got bars on all the windows?

All except the bathroom.
And those are not bars.
They're grillwork.

Almost finished?
Just about.

Oh, that's okay.
You don't have
to do any more.

You in a hurry to go someplace?

No, no, it's just that
that's good enough.

Good enough
is never good enough.

Is this you?

Used to be.

What did you do?

Oh, about 40 minutes.
Told jokes. Sang. Danced.

How come you sew?

Before I was famous
and a household word,

I worked for Mersky and Company,

they made middy blouses.
I was a cutter.

Now Mersky had a problem
because nobody was...

You, uh, you want these pants?

Yes.
Listen to the story.

Mersky had a problem
because nobody was
buying his blouses.

So I had the idea of sending
every store in town 13 dozen

with an invoice that said,
"Enclosed, find 12 dozen
middy blouses."

Even though they didn't
order them, I figured
they'd keep them

because they'd figured
they were getting 13 dozen
for the price of 12.

Mersky was so happy that
he gave me a $2 raise.

Two weeks later
he calls me
into his office.

He says, "I took
your advice, kid.

"I sent every store in town
13 dozen blouses.

"They kept the extra dozen
and sent back 12."

Okay, here's your pants.

If you want a better fit,
get a better tailor.

I made this,
I made this tuxedo myself.

Great.
Where's the bathroom?

It's down there.

I used to make
all my own costumes
for the first 10 years.

I made a lot
of quick changes
on the...

It's the door to the right.

Great audience.

I hope we don't get canceled.

What the hell is that?
Where?

Over at Bill Grant's place.

Son of a gun,
every day something new.

That was pretty dumb.

You could have
hurt yourself.
Are you okay?

I'm okay, I'm okay.

I've gotta go.
Nothing personal.

It is personal.
I'm not good at rejection.

It's not you, really.

I just got to get out of here.

Well, go, but, little girl,

if you've got a problem,
you can tell it to me.

I've had them all.
Some of them twice.

You're sweating.
You hurt yourself
when you jumped.

I'm okay.
I'm fine.

My foot, my goddamn foot.

I broke my foot.

Here, let me help you.
Let me...

Now don't put any
pressure on that foot.

We gotta get some
ice right away.

You okay?
Can we help?

We're okay,
we're fine.
Keep jogging.

She's just a kid.
Yeah, about 14.

Well, he always said
he'd never marry
anybody his own age again.

That one sure
ought to outlast him.

Not if she keeps jumping
out the window.

Sorry for the delay.

I had trouble finding these.

I put things away
and then 20 years later,
I can't find them.

Looking better.
Once the swelling goes down,
I'll be able to tape it.

What's that?
It's for pain.

But first, are you on drugs?

I can't give you these
if you're popping pills,
might be a bad mix.

I'm not.

I can tell if you are.

You can't spend
40 years working
with musicians

and not know about drugs.

I'm not on any drugs.

Every time I played Pittsburgh,

I worked with a band
that was so high,

Gabriel played first trumpet.

That last joke was from my act.

It didn't do well
in Pittsburgh either.

Okay, take this.

What's it do?
It's a prescription.

I told you, it kills pain.

What else does it do?

If you wind it up,
it marches
around the room.

What the hell is that?
Al Jolson.

I thought you said
you lived alone.

Jolson was the world's
greatest entertainer.

Why is he singing now?

To tell me that
it's 09:30.

You are weird.

What's weird about
hating alarm clocks
and liking Jolson?

Would you pay
$8.50 a seat
to hear an alarm clock?

Well, it's time
for me to visit Max.

Who's Max?
Remember? From the locks.

Max Wellington, my best friend.

He's been out of it for a while.

I go there every day
to remind him that
we're still here.

He's a looney, too.

No, I'm the one who's a looney.

Max is just lost.

I'll be back in a short time.

Look, uh,

I don't know
why you're on the lam.

Do they still say that,
"on the lam"?

Uh, but my hunch is,
it must be the police.

We'll talk about that
when I get back.

But don't get any silly ideas.

Even if you could
figure out Max's lock,

you're not gonna travel far
or fast on that bum foot.

So stay put.
Nobody knows
you're here,

you're safe.

Safe?

Ah, my present plans
don't call for drugging you

or putting you in chains.

Those belong to Max.
They were part of his act.

Why are they on the wall?

Memories don't
belong in drawers.

I'll leave you with
some big-time company.

Sophie Tucker.
You'll like Sophie.

Max used to say
it amazed him that

he could get out of
a straitjacket in 30 seconds

but it took him
two hours to get out of
Sophie's dressing room.

You must come from Pittsburgh.

Murder.

Good morning, Ben.

Morning, Doc.
Good morning, Bill.

How is he?
He's Max.

Doc, for swollen ankles,

is it ice the first
24 hours
and then heat?

That's what my nurse says.

Hi.

- Good morning.
- Hello, Bill.

Good morning.

- Hi. Good morning.
- Hi.

Good morning, Max.

How's tricks?

You know who was on TV
last night on the Carson Show?

Charlie Davis.

The damned fool
got up and danced.

What is Charlie?
Seventy-five, 76?

He did all his old routines,

even tap-danced
up and down
a twelve-foot ladder.

Took a bow, keeled over.

Finally found
a finish for his act.

I'm not going
to be able to stay as
long as I usually do.

Even thought about
not coming today,

but who the hell can resist
a steady booking these days?

I'm just going to have
to cut the visit short.

Why are you cutting it
short, Bill?

I've got a house guest, Max.

Fourteen, 15 year old girl.

Looks just like the girl
who used to work for you.

What was her name?

Janelle.
That's right.
Thanks, Max.

A real look-alike.
You ought to see her.

You won't believe
how we first met, Max.

She was naked in
the trunk of my car.

She's got a problem, Max.
She's scared.

Damn it, is she scared.

I have to help her.

I have to get her to trust me.

Imagine me having to get
someone to trust me.

Unbelievable, you say?
Damn right, I say.

I'm the only comic
in the business who
never stole a joke,

although I did rent a few.

Well, I gotta go, pal.
I love ya, you know that.

I wish you'd move back
into your head

so you could move back
into your house,

or in with me.

Not that the cost
of this damn place
bothers me.

Thank God when Jolson
told me he was going
to make a talkie,

I bought all that stock
in the company.

Even though I didn't
believe in talkies.
Still don't.

Max, it's still fun outside.

Even at our age.

I wish I could get you
to take another look.

Whatcha say, Roy, boy?

Where's Kate?

I don't know.

It don't figure,
your not knowin'.

She didn't come to school today.

Well, where does
she go when she don't
come to school?

Well, your guess
is as good as mine.

My guess is your place.
She's your broad.

Knock it off, Demesta.
She's my friend,

and she's just a kid,
an innocent kid.

An innocent kid, bullshit, man!

That's some sort of act.
She's an operator.

Now where is she?

Listen to me, Roy, boy,

get this message
and get it straight,

'cause I'm only
going to say it once.

I'm gonna find her. Hmm?

But it would be
a whole lot better

if she found me first.
Understand?

Good boy.

No! No!

No, John, no! No, John!

Kate!

No, no, John, no!

Kate, Kate, Kate.
It's Bill, honey.

Kate, it's Bill.
It's Bill.

I knew it.

The first chance you got,
you'd try something.

Damn your pill!

Kate, you were
having a bad dream

and his name was John.

Who is John?

My ex-husband.

Sorry about the pill bottle.
I would have picked it up
if I could.

No problem.
How's your foot?

It hurts.

The swelling's gone down.
Wiggle your toes.

What does that mean?

It's not broken.

How would you know?

I'm an authority.

There was this acrobatic act,
the Flying Crovneys.

Every time I played
on the bill with them,

there wasn't a day
I didn't tape up
one of their ankles.

They flew well,
but landed poorly.

When do you think I can walk?

They flew well,
but landed poorly.

When do you think I can walk?

Walk or run?

Look, I don't like these
one-sided relationships.

You've already learned
more about me
than anyone in a long time.

I'm owed a couple of answers.

Who's after you?

Why are you running?
Why were you naked
on the street?

A Salvation Army truck came by

and I'm a compulsive do-gooder.

Kate, you need help.

I may not be
qualified for the job,

but I'm the only one around.

Trust me.

Were you running
from the police?

Yes. I guess so.

In a second-hand way.

I was running from
someone who was
running from the cops.

John?

Yeah. John Demesta.

He's a pusher.
And he's...

I don't talk.

Listen, if I'd been Paul Revere,

this country still wouldn't
know the British were coming.

I'm in Pittsburgh again.
Go ahead.

He gave me some money
to pick up some stuff
for him.

Did you?

Yes, but then I got nervous.

I dropped the stuff in a sewer.

I was going to leave town,

but he caught me.

He took me to his place
and stripped me.

Of course,
he couldn't
find the stuff.

Then the cops busted us.

I barely escaped.
And that's it.

Pretty rough.

Yeah.
Just telling the story
makes me nervous.

I gotta go to the john.

No, don't put
any pressure
on that foot.

Let me help you.

No, wait,
I got a better idea,
I'll be right back.

I don't need a hat.

They're from my
soft shoe number.
They go together.

You can't break up the set.

The powder room is
right down there.

You expecting someone?
What?

A car is pulling up
in front of your house.

It's John, he's found me.

Relax, relax.

I don't get it.
It's my daughter, Shirley,
and her husband.

What's she doing here?
It's out of character.

Shirl and I argue.

We don't see eye to eye.

It's more of
a mouth-to-mouth
relationship.

You just stay
in the bathroom
until she's gone.

No, it's better
if she doesn't
come in at all.

She sometimes checks
to see if everything
is neat.

That's her thing.

You just stay in there
until I come back for you.

The light's on the right.

There's a Variety in the rack.

You read it, you don't color it.

It's almost a dent.

Will you stop worrying
about your hubcaps?
Daddy!

Shirl!
What a surprise!

Harris.
Hello, Dad.

Dad, we have to talk to you.

I wish I had time.
I'm just leaving.

But this is very important.
It'll only take
a few minutes.

Could we please go
back to the house?
No.

No?
Only not for
so many words.

Dad, I have this card
that we want you to sign.

I'm sorry,
I don't sign anything
unless I can read it.

I can't read without
my reading glasses.

Well, let's go get them.

I haven't seen them in days.

If I don't find them soon,
they're going to kick me

out of the Book
of the Month Club.

It's very simple,
you do not have
to read it,

I will explain it to you.

All it says is that
I have to co-sign

all future withdrawals
from your savings account.

That's all that says?
Absolutely.

Well, you should
have told me
that right away.

Give me the card.
Thank you.

You're welcome.
Here's your half.

Harris will just go
to the bank
and get another one.

Harris, get several,
it'll save trips.

Daddy, last month
you gave Belle Tyerson
$3,700.

Belle Tyerson was
the greatest
high wire performer

who ever lived, until she fell.

You cannot be giving
handouts to everyone
who asks for it.

Belle didn't ask for it.

And Max.
You're spending
a fortune on him.

Max is my best friend.
Max doesn't even talk.

Some people can learn from that.

Daddy, you are throwing
away all our money.

Ah, but look at all the fun
we're having throwing away
our money.

Sometimes I think
you don't realize
what's going on.

I think sometimes
you're getting...
Senile?

That's the operative word
nowadays, isn't it, Shirl?

You know, it's funny.

When I was young,
I was called
a rugged individualist.

When I was in my 50s,
I was considered eccentric.

Here I am, doing
and saying the same things
that I did then,

and I'm labeled senile.
Daddy, I didn't...

I wonder what my billing
is going to be
10 years from now.

But I didn't say you were.
I'd really like to
stay and talk, Shirl,

but I have a very
busy calendar today.

Harris, say something.

Goodbye, Dad.

A man of very few words,
but they're all beauties.

Goodbye, Harris.

I never understand him.
He should come with
a set of instructions.

I am worried about him.

At times he seems rational
and then...
What do you think?

Well, I think he's changing.

Harris, you're a photographer.

What do you see in his face?

Shirl, I take pictures
of weddings,
graduations, babies...

What do I know?

Harris, maybe some day
you'll have an opinion.

If we don't help him,
he's going to
end up destitute.

Bill, destitute?
Nah.

Harris, I wish
you understood
these things better.

I'm just going to have to go
wherever one goes, to court,

and have them
appoint me conservatrix.

Conservatrix? Sounds like
you've already been to court.

Shirl, I just don't think
that Dad's been acting
that strange.

He's back.

Did I say goodbye?

Good.
Thank you.

That's not strange?

That's strange.

Coast is clear.

It wasn't easy.
Shirl can be difficult.

Why don't you get
along with her?

Who said that I didn't?
You.

You've got to have
a more reliable source
than that.

As long as
we're into airing
the family linen,

where do you hang
your T-shirts these days?

Look, isn't somebody going
to worry if they don't hear
from you?

No. It's a sad fact
of life, Bill,

but I'm a rent-a-kid.

You have foster parents.

Have. Had.
Will have.

It didn't work out?
Not for me.

Ever?
No.

Well, once.

And if I have to answer
any further questions,
Officer,

I'd like to see some I.D.

That's not a bad idea.

What's not?
We can get a hold
of a police officer.

He could help us.

The cops?
Are you out of your mind?

They're after Demesta,
not you. You're a minor.

I shouldn't have
told you anything.

Kate, you dumped
the stuff down the sewer.

All you got to do is cooperate,

show them where you dumped it.

Do you know what the cops'll do?

They'll haul my ass into prison,

they'll put me in
a detention hall,
behind bars!

And then,
when I come out,
there's Demesta.

I was stupid to trust you.

Okay, okay, so I made a mistake.

But don't forget,
I'm new on the job.

Kate...
Stay away from me.

Kate, I'm trying to help you.

You don't want to help me.
You just want an audience.

Kate, are you all right?

Look, kid, I didn't
mean to make you cry.

You didn't make me cry.
It's my friggin' ankle.

Stan!

Stan!

Stan!
I'm here.

What took you so long?
I was in the john.

What's the matter?
He's attacking the kid.

Where?
Well, right...

Ah, they moved.

You can't see them now.

Damn!

She was holding him off
with a stick or something.

You better go over there
and find out what's going on.

You just told me
what's going on.

Stanley.
Maybe it's some kind of a game.

Then go in and find out
what the rules are.

You really think I should?

Stanley, a 14-year-old girl
is being raped.

Yeah, yeah, maybe I should.

We have an option.

This is not going
to be an easy decision.

We can put this here.

Or we can put it here.

Or we can put it on the couch.

They flew well
but landed poorly.

Who's that?
It's the back door.

Most likely
my next door neighbor,
Stan, unfortunately.

He's boring.
He's a fullback.

That's redundant.

You're not going to let him in?

No. But I'm not going
for another ride
around the block either.

Hiya, Stan.
Hi, Bill.
Can I come in?

Just on my way to clip the ivy.

Well, that's what Sue is doing.

What can I do for you, Stan?

Well, Bill,
I'm sorry to
disturb you,

but Sue and I
were wondering
about the kid.

Your, uh, house guest.

Sue saw the two
of you fighting,
and, uh...

Well, remember, Bill,
we all saw the kid

jump out of the window.

Yeah, I saw that, too.

Well, I mean, Bill,
there's got to be
an explanation.

Right. Let's hear it.

Sue said the kid
was holding you
off with a stick.

Stan, Stan,
Rebecca in there
is an actress.

We're rehearsing.
Rehearsing?

Yeah, we're going to do...
Damn, I told you too much.

You haven't
told me anything, Bill.

Okay, Stan,
I know you can
keep a secret.

You can, can't you?

Well, sure, Bill, you bet.

Well, Rebecca and I
are rehearsing
for a new movie.

It's called All Wives Die.

It's about this old man
and young girl
who butcher his wife.

It's going to be bigger
than Close Encounters.

You're making
a movie? Wow!

Well, it's not set yet,
which is why we have
to keep it a secret.

The studio wants to see how
Rebecca and I look together.

Uh, we're shooting
a screen test Friday.

And then by Tuesday we know.

But interruptions don't help.

I just hope Rebecca
will be able to pick up
where we left off.

God knows it's not easy
reaching those heights.

Tell me, Stan,
did you believe her

when she dropped
out that window?

Believe her?

Yes, it's very important
for Rebecca to make
anything she does look real.

Did her jump look real to you?

Yeah. Real.
Real-real.

Real-real.
I can't wait to tell her.
Thanks, Stan.

I thought you were
going to go clip the ivy.

You said Sue was doing that.
It's the same ivy.

Sue.

Well?
Well, it's not
what it seems.

They're rehearsing.

Rehearsing for what?

They're making a movie.
Oh, I wasn't supposed to tell.
It's a secret.

I won't tell a soul.

Okay. Rebecca's an actress.

Rebecca?

Yeah. The kid. Rebecca.

And if everything
works out just right,

the movie's going
to star Bill and Rebecca.

Oh, Stanley,
Rebecca is not the
name of a movie star,

Rebecca's someone's grandmother.

It sounds like a great movie.

It sounds like
a movie he made up.

What's it called?
All Wives Die.

You made that up?
No, I didn't.

Stan, I don't like what's
going on over there.

I'm calling his daughter.

Let her review his movie.

Like I said,
there's no reason
to be nervous.

Too many people
come to this house.

Which proves
I'm still doing business.

But relax,
we're finished with
unexpected visitors.

You wanted to see me,
Mr. Woodrow?

Yes, about two hours ago.

I've had problems.
We got busted.

So I've heard.

I thought you picked a kid
that didn't know
what was going on?

Well, you see, sir,
she got frightened.

She split, but no sweat.

Everything's relative, isn't it?

What?

You gave the kid $20,000
to pick up a package.

She doesn't come back
with the package.

To you that's no sweat.

To me,
you're in terrible trouble.

I'm gonna find her.

Demesta, the girl was naked.

She shouldn't be hard to locate.

Somebody must have seen her.

A cab driver,
a guy opening up a store.

Check around.

I will do that,
Mr. Woodrow.

You'd better.
You don't have
much time.

Part of the equal
rights movement.

You listen to my stuff,
I figured it's only fair
that I listen to yours.

The ice isn't helping, huh?

A little. I'm hot.

Probably a reaction to the pain.

Fresh air might help.

If there's any out there.

I need another
one of those pills.

That was the only one.

Don't you have
something else
for pain? Aspirin?

No. I don't keep
medicine in the house.

Can you call
a drugstore?
No.

No?
Don't have a phone.

You don't have a phone?

I had a little disagreement
with the phone company.

They taxed me twice on my bill.

I told them unless they
adjusted the bill they could
take the phone out.

They did.
It's been three years now.

But they'll come around.

I'm sort of teaching them
a little lesson.

I'll take this
to the drug store
and get it refilled.

But stay off that foot.

Ah, just thought
of a very funny exit.

No, it won't work.
I'll be right back.

May I help you?

I'm looking for Doc Faulkner.

That's me.
Congratulations.

That's the best
sex change operation
I've ever seen.

You want my father.

Not anymore.
Wait a minute.

You can't be Nancy.
Mmm-hmm.

Why, I remember you
when you were...
When you were this big.

And you're still growing.

Where's Dad?

He's retired.
He finally went fishing.

He hates it.

It's Mr. Grant, right?

Mr. Grant?
You never called me
Mr. Grant.

Okay. Uncle Bill.

That's better.
I need this refilled.

Oh, the expiration date
on this is December, 1960.

Well, you can see
I'm not addicted.

Well, I can't refill it.
The company stopped
making it.

It figures.
It worked.

Shall we call Dr. Defoe?
He might be able to
suggest something else.

We can try,
but I don't think
he'll answer. He's dead.

Do you have another doctor?

No. I gave them up
when I decided to
try for old age.

Well, I think I can give you
a non-prescriptive drug

that will be equally effective.

Will that do, Uncle Bill?

You're the doctor.

Don't ring the bell.

Why?
I may be sleeping.

Two visits in one day.
I'm flattered.

I want to know
what's going on
in that house, Daddy.

Nothing.

Well, then let me in.
Let me see for myself.

Why? You've seen
nothing before.

Daddy, you have
a child in there.

My only child is out here.

There've been some
paternity suits, of course.

Any man in my position
expects a few of those.

But the only woman
who ever won
was your mother.

She proved conclusively
that you are my child.

You have a 14-year-old girl
in there. A minor!

Shirl, hold it down.
The Waterman's are
on watch duty.

The Waterman's are watching
because they called me.

That did it.

I'm going to move.
I'll move to the Valley.

Bob Hope's lived there
all his life.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

Daddy, I demand to be
let in that house.
Let me in that house!

Shirl, you don't want
to see the body.

What did you say?

The body.

Poor little thing,
struck down in her prime.

Couldn't keep up
with me, sexually.

It seems that I was,
if you'll pardon
the expression,

too much for her.

A pity, too, because
we were planning
to be married.

She'd have been your
new mother, Shirl.

Daddy, you scare
the hell out of me.

It's one thing to do
supermarket magic,

to wage war against
the telephone company,

to diaper your car,

but to keep
a 14-year-old girl prisoner,

that can't be explained
as an eccentricity.

That's something
you could be put
away for. Committed.

If you don't tell, I won't.

Daddy, you're
leaving me no choice.

If I don't see that girl,
I'm going to be forced to...

Forced to do what, Shirl?

To call the police
before something happens.

Oh, Daddy.
Daddy, please.

Let me see the girl.

No.
Okay!

I will be back
with the police.
With the police.

Well, that's it.

Next show at 8:30 tonight.
Until then...

Thank you.

I'll be with you.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm getting out of here.

You're not going to stop me.

Where you going?

Any place is better than here.

Why?

Your daughter is
bringing the cops.

No, she's not.
Why'd she say she was?

Because she didn't
know how to get off.
She needed an exit line.

You're safe here.
Wrong.

Too many people
know I'm here.
That's trouble.

If Demesta finds me here,
he'll kill me.

He'll kill you, too.

You're too old to die.

Now get out of the way.

Your thinking is muddled.
You're in pain.

Demesta is not going
to find you here.
Stay back.

What are you going to do,
kill a friend?

I don't have friends.
Never had a friend.

Surprise.
You got one now.

Son of a bitch.

Now here's what
we're going to do.

We?
Okay, here's what
you're going to do.

You're going to stay off
that foot for a while.

Who's that?

It's 3:00.

You've got the damnedest way
of telling time in this house.

The No-Shirt Gang.

The what?
The No-Shirt Gang.

It's my card game.

Most of the players
are magicians.

So many tricks up their sleeves,

they won't play poker
with each other

unless everybody
takes off his shirt.

And they're playing here?
Great.

Nothing to worry about.

Like I said, they're magicians.

Magicians don't
give away secrets.

I'm taking some away this time.

Hiya, fellas.

Come right in.
Look at me,
I feel lucky today.

Boys, we'll have to
watch our language.
Huh?

I have a house guest.
Gentlemen, this is Kate.

And, Kate, let me
introduce to you

Manduke the Magnificent.

How do you do?

Dr. Device.

Delighted.

Reinhoff the Remarkable.

Charmed.
And Tom.

Hi.

Hi.

Where are you from, my dear?

Pittsburgh.

Oh, are you
related to Bill?
Could be.

Bill played Pittsburgh.

How did you hurt your foot?

I jumped out a window.

She's got a great
sense of humor.

Look, you fellas get things
set up and I'll join you
in a moment.

I'll check the cards.

See you later, Kate.
Bye-bye.

Bye, Kate.
Very pretty.

Look, kid, you just
take two of these.

They may make you
a little drowsy.

But I figure,
in your case,
it's a plus.

You can use the rest.

And I'll come back
and check you
from time to time.

And if you need anything,
just call out.

And don't worry about
the No-Shirt Gang,

none of them will sing.

Do they still say that?

None of them will give you away.

To tell you the truth
they have no idea
what you look like.

There isn't a pair of eyes
in that group that can see
beyond a poker hand.

Who's the oldest?
The guy with the beard?

Me.
You'd never guess it.

I had no idea
it was your sister.

Yeah, well, uh,
you can understand
why I'm so upset.

Well, I had no idea.
I thought it was
one of his tricks.

You see a naked girl
and right away you assume
Bill's up to his...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Bill? Bill who?

I don't know his last name.

But he comes here
about once or twice
every week and he plays...

Okay, okay, where does he live?

Sorry, I don't know that either.

Off in that direction, I guess.

At least that's where
he always heads.

He drives an old car,
a Pierce Arrow, I think.

Pierce Arrow?

A Pierce Arrow.

I saw him.
I saw him.

Yeah, where, where,
where, where, where?

How did Miss Kate get
mixed up with this guy?

I don't know.

Any idea where she lives?

No, not yet.

Let's play cards.

From what you say,
she's a bright kid.

Got a great sense of humor.

And a very colorful vocabulary.

Let's play cards.

She probably opted
to acquire knowledge.

The way I see it,

everyone has options
and that includes kids.

That's enough.
I'm going home.

You came in my car.

- Let's play cards.
- Tom is right.

If all we're going
to do is talk,

why don't we invite
ladies to the game?

He got another shot
of vitamin E today.

Are you in?
Or are you out?

Out. I'm going to
check on the kid.

Oh, okay.

Let's play cards.

Officers...

Officers, uh,
I'm Mrs. Sloane.
I'm the lady who called.

It's about my father.

Let me see if I can
explain to you what
happened.

These people,
they're my
father's neighbors...

She did it.
Like she said she would.

Who?
Shirl.

She brought the police.

I gave the kid my word
she'd be safe here.

I never go back on my word.
And you won't.

Can we get her out of the house?

No! She's immobilized.

We've got to hide her.

Is this Max's old cabinet
with the secret compartment?

Yeah.

Why don't we hide her in there?

No, no, no, that'll never work.

That's the first place
Shirl will look.

I used to hide from her
in there.

Ha!

Some kind of levitation!

Yes. Plus misdirection.

Ah-ha.

This room is perfect.

We'll need some ropes.

Bill, do you have any?
Yeah, Max's ropes.

They're in the hall closet
and some are in the pantry.

Marvelous. Reinhoff,
come on, help me.

I'll check the beam.
You hold the chair.

And I'll go out
and stall Shirl
and the cops.

We'll let you know
as soon as we're ready.

Okay.
And we'll get rid
of the money.

Please.

There he is.
That's my father.

He doesn't jog.

Well, give him credit
for trying.

Another one of his tricks.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Hiya, Shirl, what's new?

Daddy, I want you
to know I don't like
myself for doing this,

but I have no choice.
We have to get into
the house.

Why?
Sir, we understand
you've got a girl in there.

That's right.
She comes in
twice a week.

Sorry you missed her.
Awfully nice.

Keeps the place
as neat as a pin.

Uh, sir, we're talking
about a teenager.

We'd like to search
the premises.

Okay. But first I gotta
finish my jogging.

No, first we go in the house.

Shirl, I like to jog
before it gets dark.

I don't want to get mugged.

If you gentlemen were
doing a better job,
I wouldn't have to worry.

Mr. Grant,
jog in the morning.
The air's better.

Sir, may we go into the house?

Okay, but I'm telling you,
it's all a waste of your time.

It's that way.

Right. My memory
always goes on Fridays.

Daddy, it's Thursday.

It's even worse than I thought.

I'm tired from jogging.

Kate. Kate.

My dear. Uh,
Bill's daughter
is outside.

She's brought the police.

We're going to have to
hide you in the card room.

What?
Don't worry.
We have a plan.

Do you mind if we
carry you in there?
It'll be faster.

Yes.

Will it?

I think I left my key inside.

Maybe I dropped it
back there.
Daddy.

Hey, Bill, are you
going to play or not,
you're holding up...

What...
What's the matter?

Now, look, uh, we...
We don't play for money,

we just play for fun, honest.

Relax, relax,
they're not here
about the card game.

Oh, then what's wrong?

They think I have
a girl in the house.

If you've got
a girl in the house,
she's perfectly hidden.

Shirley, Officers,

you may search the premises.

You take upstairs.

Why don't you follow me?

I think I know where she is.

It's a raid!

We don't play for money,
just chips.

We've been playing together
about fourteen years,
you know...

Boys, boys, boys, relax.

There's nothing to worry about.

The police
are not interested
in our card game.

They're looking
for a young lady.

Aren't we all?

Officer, she's in that cabinet.

I want to show you
how this works.

Let me help you.
I can do it myself, Daddy.

It opens better if you're there.

You open it the first time,

and there's nothing.

Nothing.
Nothing in there.

Now...
Now.

You open it the second time.

And there's still
nothing. Nothing.

Where is she?

Nothing.
Where is she?

Daddy, I want an answer.

Then change the question.

Do you realize
what you're doing?

You're hiding
an under-aged
girl in here.

There are serious
consequences
to such an action.

Shirl, I think
it's up to the officer
to read me my rights.

Daddy!
Oh! She's mad. She's mad.

No one up here.
What about the back?

Let's check.

Daddy, is that girl really gone?

Or have you and that
Geritol posse hidden her
someplace in this house?

Someday, I would like
something resembling
the truth.

I've had enough
evasive answers
to last me a lifetime.

The question behind
your question, Shirl, is,

am I all there?

The answer is yes.

I'm as sound as
I've always been.

How do you think
I've survived
all these years?

I'm careful.

Then how come you've had
three paternity suits?

A man has to ad lib
once in a while.

You find anything?

It's a nice house.
Nice and empty.

Sorry we bothered you, sir.

No bother at all.

You did what you had to do
even though I told you
you didn't have to do it.

Goodbye, girls.

I gotta get back to the game.

Which one, Daddy?

Boys, they're gone.
We did it.

Now, we'll let you down

if you promise never
to tell how we do this.

Okay. But how
do you do it?

Goodnight, fellas.

Goodnight.
Goodnight.

Hold it down,
hold it down,
Kate is sleeping.

Well, how'd you do?

I'm leaving with
more than I came with.

And you?
I won a few.

Oh, how'd you make out?

Oh, made a couple of bucks.
And you, Manduke?

I'm a winner.

Another great game.
Not a single loser.

Goodnight, fellas.
Goodnight, fellas.

Oh, boy, this night air
feels great.

Hey, what time is it?
12:30.

12:30. How about that?

The first time in three years

we've stopped playing
at our normal quitting time.

Goodnight.
Same time tomorrow.
Same time.

Goodnight.

Harris, are you asleep?

Of course not.
I never sleep.
You know that.

They used magic on me,
that's how they hid her.
Mmm.

She's still in the house
I'm sure of it.

Harris, is Daddy certifiable?

Who's not?

I'm not. You're not.

He's got a 14-year-old girl
locked up in there.

Shirl, would it
make you feel better

if Dr. Mellentyne
examined him and told you
he was okay?

Yes.

Then have him do it.

Well, what if
he says Daddy's not okay,

and what if he says
Daddy should be
institutionalized?

What if?

You're assuming the girl
is locked up in that house
against her will.

The neighbors saw her
trying to escape.

Yeah, but we haven't heard
Bill's side of the story.

What could it be?

I don't know.

But whatever it is,
it'll probably be funny.

Mmm, yes, that's the way
you see him, funny.

Hey, you weren't
with us in Pittsburgh
when he bombed.

When he tried a comeback
and nobody noticed.

He never put you
on the stage to make you
sing or tell a joke,

except you couldn't sing
and couldn't tell a joke.

He wasn't funny.

Definitely not funny.

Maybe he's keeping
her there because
she can sing and dance.

Shirl...

Harris, go back to sleep.

Can't sleep, huh, kid?

No.

Look, when I was
in vaudeville I sang
a song to a girl, Rosie.

I think that'll
put you to sleep,

because that's what it did
to the audience.

Good morning.
Good morning.

What time's your
first class today?

Oh, not until 10.

Then you can deliver
these now. The rest
can go after three.

Okay, I'm gonna have
to bike it this afternoon.

So if you've got anything
that's a trip,

you'd better give me now,
my car's going into the shop.

Okay.

See you later.

That's all, huh? Thank you.
Uh-huh.

Yes, sir,
can I help you?
I, uh, hope so.

I'm looking for someone.

Uh, you see, I'm a car freak.

And I collect cars,
antique cars.

Now, yesterday I saw
an old guy with
a Pierce Arrow...

Oh, no, no,
I didn't work yesterday.

You want to talk with
Doc Faulkner, she'll be in
in about an hour.

Okay.

Mr. Rogers...
Mmm-hmm?

This doesn't have an address.

Oh.

What did he want?
Who?

That guy who was just in here.

Oh, he was looking for
some old guy that owns
a Pierce Arrow.

He wants to buy it.

Demesta, buy it?

Yeah.
Steal it, yeah.

I found the bandage.

I found the bandage.

What?

I'll give you a dime.
For what?

Your thoughts.

It used to be a penny,
but with inflation I think
that's the going rate.

Your daughter must have
been pretty pissed off
at you yesterday

to have called the cops.

That's what you were thinking?

I've been giving that
a lot of thought, too.

I don't see it that way.

The way I see it,
Shirl was worried
about us.

She thought she was
saving you and me
from me.

You mean, she thinks
you're a dirty old man.

At least an apprentice.

She called the police
because she didn't want me
to get into trouble.

She cared.
You really believe that?

Yes, of course.

Give me your foot.

Hey, it's still swollen.

Maybe we'd better wait
and tape it later.

I'd feel better
if you'd do it now,

get it over with.

Okay.

Don't you think
it's about time
you made a call

and let someone know
where you are,

that you're okay?

You don't have a phone.
Remember?

I'll make the call
when I go out.

Who do I call?

Your answer
must be postmarked
by midnight tonight

to be eligible
for the grand prize.

There's no one to call.
They drink.

They probably
don't even know
I'm missing.

How many homes have you been in?

Six.

Rough.

Um, how'd you like
to live with me?

No quick answers.
Give it some thought.

Bill, you have to be
a certain age to be
a foster parent.

I'm not old enough?

9:30.
Here, help me with this.

Okay.

Up and at 'em.

Now, put some weight on it.

Now walk.

Hurt?
No.

It's okay.
Good. I won't be gone long.

Do you really go every day

and talk to a guy
that doesn't even know
you're there?

Uh-huh.

Why don't you send a tape
and save yourself a trip?

Because Max counts
on me showing up.

What happens one day
when you don't show up?

That's another
one of those questions
within a question.

What you're really asking is
if you can trust me.

No, I'm not.

I'll always be
there for you, Kate.

You can count on me.

I know you've had some
lousy relationships
in the past.

Big disappointments.

But it doesn't necessarily
follow what happened before
is going to happen again.

In this case, it couldn't.

Your future is bright.
It's me.

I'll see you in an hour or so.

Maybe sometimes
if you didn't go,

Max would call for help.

You, uh...
You know something?

There was this kid
in the detention home.

He didn't talk.

Not because he couldn't,
but because he didn't
want to.

We stopped paying
attention to him
and he started talking.

That's very interesting, Doctor.

When I get back,
we'll talk about that.

And we'll talk about
how to get rid of Demesta.

And what to do about
the rest of your life.

Set aside at least 20 minutes.

Good to see you
up and around, Max.

I always say you never can
make a dollar in bed.

I had a helluva day
at the house yesterday.

Remember that kid
I told you about?

The police were after her,
we had to hide her.

The "we" is me
and the No-Shirts Gang.

We used all your equipment.

Keep it in shape, you know.

Ready to be used
whenever you decide to
cancel this engagement.

Damn it, Max, you can
walk away from me,

but you can't
walk away
from yourself.

Remember, everywhere you go,
you go along and spoil
everything.

Max, you make me
feel older than
anybody I know.

Get a grip on yourself,
so I can get a grip
on myself.

Max, I was talking to
a very learned person
this morning.

Practically a psychiatrist.

And she said the reason
you didn't talk is because
you didn't want to.

I guess what she was saying
is that you're afraid
it would change things.

Well, it would change things.

It'd make them better.

We could talk,
work things out,
get you out of here.

Okay, pal, that's how
you're gonna play,

that's how I'll play.

You quit the world
and I quit you.

I'm not coming to
see you anymore, Max.

I mean it.

Never again.

This is so long, forever.

Bill!

Don't go!

You must be talking
about Bill Grant.

Yeah, yeah.

He's had that car
since I was a kid.

How do I get in touch with him?

I don't know.

Well, he's a customer here,
don't you keep records?

Well, we haven't written
a prescription for him
in 15 years

and we only keep
our records for five.

Maybe I can look him up
in the phone book.

What did you say his name was?

Bill Grant.

And he lives on
Valley Spring Lane.

Kate, Max talked!

Kate? Kate!

Kate! Max talked!

Kate!

Kate, it worked.

Kate!

Kate?

Forget William, try Bill Grant.

Nothing on Valley Spring Lane?

Hey, hey, uh...

Do you know where
Valley Spring Lane is?

Uh, yeah,
it's about three blocks
down that way.

It runs east and west.

East and west.
How far?

Oh, a little more than
four miles.

Roy!

Roy!

Hey, Kate.

Are you okay?
Yeah.

What did you do to your foot?

I tripped.

Roy, I need your help.
I've got to get away
from here.

I've gotta get to Arizona.
Arizona? Why?

Demesta?
Yeah, how'd you know?

He was looking
for you yesterday.

Kate, why is he after you?

Can we talk later?

Where's your car?
In the shop.

What's wrong?
Carburetor.

How long will it take to fix?

Well, I told them not to rush.

I won't have the money
until this weekend.

I'll give you the money.

Come on, Kate, it's 50 bucks.

That's okay.

Where'd you get
that kind of money?

You ripped off Demesta!

Kate, how much did you take?

How much?

Twenty thousand.

Twenty thousand!
Kate, you gotta give
him back the money!

He'll kill you.
Give him back the money,

that's all he wants.
You'll be okay.

The only way I'll be okay
is if I'm on my own.

No way, Kate.
The guy's got connections.

He'll find you.

I saw him this morning.

Do you know an old guy
with a Pierce Arrow?

Bill.

He's found you, Kate.

No, he hasn't.
I'm not going
back to Bill's.

And Bill doesn't
know where I am.

That crazy guy
could kill that old man.

Everyone's on his own.

Kate!

Roy, can I talk
to you a second?
In a second.

That's what I thought.

You went home and changed.

I lied to you.

I never picked up that package.

I kept Demesta's money.

It's here.

All but four bucks for the cab.

Why did you come back?

Demesta knows about you.
He's crazy.

I don't want anything
to happen to you.

Nothing's going to happen.

Not now.

Can't.
Right.

When he comes
I'll just give
him the money.

That won't work.

That's all he wants, the money.

He'll leave me alone.

They never leave
you alone, Kate.

Then what do I do?

You turn the money
over to the police.

Okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

I love you, Kate.

Do they still say that,
I love you?

Yes.

But right now
we'd better get
the hell out of here.

And I mean fast.

That's practical.
My car's out front.

Where's my stuff?

I don't have it.
Bull!

I want it, quick.

It...
Don't tell him, Kate.

Shut up, Pop, or you're dead.

Oh, I'm going to
kill you, old man.

Get your ass out of there.

You are through
screwing me around.

Drop the knife.

Put down that knife.

Drop it or you're a shish kabob!

You'd better.
He's nuts.

Drop it.
Drop it!

Just in time.

Now go upstairs,

there's a large cloth sack
in the second bedroom.

It's got chains on it.
It's Max's escape sack.

Get it.
Okay.

You won't do anything
to him while I'm gone,
will you?

I hope I don't have to.
He's a good-looking kid.

I don't want to kill him.

Turn around.

I want your back
towards me.
Stay that way.

Look, Pop, why...
Don't call me Pop.

Nobody calls me Pop
but my daughter

and I don't allow her
to call me Pop.

I wasn't gonna hurt the kid.

You've hurt the kid
enough already.

Stand still and shut up.

Look, can't we make
some kind of deal?

Not even if you were Monty Hall.

I got it.
Good.

Now put it on the floor.

Spread it out
as far as possible.

That's fine.

Now I want you to move,

slowly to the center
of the sack.

Squat.

What?
Squat.

Oh, Jesus.

Now put both hands on that sack.

Lift it slowly.

Above your shoulders.

Now, Kate, grab those cords
and pull them tight.

Put your hands down in the sack.

Make a strong knot.

Lie down.

Listen, old man,

I'm not in this alone.

There are important
people involved.

Very important people!

Sure, sure.

Tighten the chains
and lock him
in the sack.

You're making a big mistake.

Please shut up.

How's that?
Good.

Now we don't need this anymore.

Oh, shit!

Now all we gotta do
is call the police.

No phone.

We'll go next door and
use the Waterman's phone.
They'll love it.

They'll dine out
on this story for a month.

Sorry to give you
this problem, boys,

this is a Wellington lock.

Nobody knows how to open it.

Can he breathe?

Oh, sure.
It's designed
for escape artists,

of which, obviously,
he's not one.

Thank you, boys.

Yeah, okay, Mr. Grant.
We'll handle it.

As advertised,

Demesta has been taken care of.

You did it, Bill.

No, Pittsburgh, we did it.

We sure did.

Just you and me, kid.

Let's celebrate
with a split
of tomato juice.

Well, Daddy just will
have to understand
about the doctor.

My God, the police!

You hungry?
Uh-huh.

Okay, kid,
pick anything you want.
You cook lunch.

Thank God you're all right.

Shirl, I've always
been all right.

Harris.

Daddy, why were the police here?

They arrested the degenerate
who was trying to harm
the girl, Kate.

You must be relieved
to learn it wasn't me.

Dad, Shirl didn't
think it was you.

Nice try, Harris.
But if I know Shirl...

Daddy, you don't know me
any better than I know you.

Right. And that's what
we have to correct.

We should go on a vacation.

The three of us.
Take a cruise.

Spend a little time together.

Do some soul searching.

Do you really want to do that?

Hell, no.

But there's something
I want you to do for me.

I'm trying to win you over.

What is it you want?

I've just had this crazy idea.

No, that's not true.

I had it a couple of hours ago.

It's a born-again crazy idea.

And when you hear it,
I know what
you're going to say.

It's a crazy idea.
You're gonna resist it.

You're gonna turn it down.
But once you think about it,

you'll find it appealing.
Very intriguing.

All I ask is
don't be so stubborn,

so obstinate that
you won't admit
it's a good idea.

Daddy, what is this
leading up to?

Shirley, you're
gonna be a mother.

The kid won Harris over
in 10 minutes.

Maybe less.

But with Shirl it took
a little longer, five days.

Are they friends now?

Kate is living at Shirl's.
We get her on weekends.

You do work miracles, Bill.

That's my job.

I can't wait to meet Kate.

If you ever get
your act together,
you will.

She's downstairs.

Why didn't you bring her up?

She's protecting my car.

What happened to
your rubber cones?

They were taken.

You should report that
to the police.

It was the police that took 'em.

I'm ready.

Okay, let's go.

I'll bet you're glad
to finally be leaving
this place.

Ha!

Kate.

Kate, this is Max.

And, Max, this is Kate.

Hello.
Hi.

Well, you're prettier
than I was told.

So are you.

Well, let's go home.

Is this okay in the backseat

or do you want it in the trunk?

The back.

The trunk is for surprises.

Thank you.