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Original subtitles

This programme contains some strong language

Previously on I Kissed A Boy -

on the path to love, as some doors closed...

I don't feel like you're giving me what I need.

I don't see a spark between us.

..other doors opened.

Ruben is so hot. Oh, my God.

That kiss on the terrace was confirmation, this is right.

And with the masseria in mayhem...

I am livid.

They've been eyeing each other up the whole time.

..the icons party took a very shocking turn.

I want the most honest up this end

and those playing games down this end.

How am I in the bottom? I've not lied about nothing.

OK. Just saying you play games.

There are ten of you in front of me.

There will not be ten boys waking up tomorrow.

I'm going home.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Boys, there are ten of you stood in front of me.

I'm proper pooing my pants.

But I can tell you there will not be ten boys waking up tomorrow.

Oh, my God. I'm going home.

I've just got into something I'm actually really liking

and I'm going to go home, and I'm fuming about it.

There will be...

..13!

THEY SCREAM

I thought I was going home! HE LAUGHS

Me head's a mess! What has happened?

Dannii! She just... She just plays! She plays.

I'm actually still here to slay another day! He-he!

With another three boys to play with.

It's giving bukkake.

Dannii, don't play with us like that!

HE SIGHS

Biggest sigh of relief I've ever sighed.

Not only is no-one going home,

but three more boys are joining us in the masseria.

I think I've caused a gay panic, but are you ready?

Yeah!

OK. Boys!

Let's kiss some boys!

I'm Baraka.

I studied law at university, and I feel like, honestly,

it was just so that I could become better at arguing.

I'm Justin, and I'm originally from Sydney, Australia,

but I'm currently living in London.

In terms of boys, I have actually never had a boyfriend,

so I've been single for 26 years.

I'm Hugh. I'm from Cork.

When it comes to boys, had a bit of a bumpy road, you know?

I'm very much a give and take, or a banter.

And that's normally how I pull the boys,

by just being my silly self.

On the physical side, you could be as femme as a unicorn

or as masc as a roundabout, and I wouldn't care.

It's more about the personality.

I am so ready to join this masseria.

The party doesn't start till I walk in.

I'm ready to find me my man.

CHEERING

Welcome!

God damn! APPLAUSE

Hi, boys. Hiya, love. You all right? You look lovely.

As if today wasn't messy enough,

we've got three new boys into the mix.

Like, great!

Great.

I feel overdressed. LAUGHTER

As you're a little late to the party,

this picture may be helpful just to get things started.

Before you arrived, I asked these boys to put themselves in order,

in their honesty and their search for love... Oh!

..with those most honest up this end

and those not so honest down this end.

It was nearly a fight. Oh, yeah.

Some would call it dishonest, I'd call it

exploring for love, really.

And others would call it delusion. Oh!

All right, Elton John, calm down! LAUGHTER

Remember, in this masseria, everyone is a possibility.

Shit.

I've looked over at Jordan straight away

to see if he's looking at anyone.

He wasn't. That's good.

Have a freaking great time. Bye!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow! Dannii really knows how to get these boys' hearts racing.

Hello. I'm Justin. I'm Jordon. Lovely to meet you.

And as our three new VIPs rub shoulders with the stars,

I know one icon who can really feel the love tonight.

Fuck me. I'm feeling things down under.

Spill the tea, Elton!

I actually fancy someone, and it's great.

This is awesome. Yeah, this is the lounge.

And that person is Justin.

How does it feel to have three new boys?

Exciting. Switching up the dynamic a little bit.

That was so stressful.

We thought that someone was going to go home right before you went in.

What is you guys' usual types?

Like, who do you regularly go for?

I don't really think I have a usual type.

I feel like I have quite an eclectic taste,

so it just depends more so on, like, personalities, vibes.

Yeah, I'm pretty similar. I'm more, like, personality-leaning.

But usually, like, physical aspects are shorter than me,

which isn't that hard. Yeah, I was going to say, you're massive!

I think you're all right, boots. That's everyone in here!

I think mine's probably, like, an energy.

Like, someone who can, like, keep you on your toes a bit,

but good banter. Someone to take home to Mum.

Where are you from? Where do you think?

Australia. Yeah.

He's a bit of me. He's so sexy.

And when he described his type, I was like, well, that's me, isn't it?

I'll be good to take home to Mum, and funny.

So we're going to get married.

Has there been any drama?

I think there's about to be drama after that line.

You were all in a line based on... Honesty.

Honestly, hand on heart, we are an honest bunch.

Like, we have been up front about a lot of things.

It's just some of us have been in messier situations than others.

I hadn't a notion of what anyone was on about,

but I just sat back, taking it all in.

Obviously things do move fast in here,

so it's not like things aren't going to happen,

but you just need to speak about them when they do happen.

For me, being at that end as well, like, me and Adam did definitely

like, go through our stuff and for me, like,

I was really, really honest about every single move

that I was making throughout that whole situation.

It just didn't end up in the way I was kind of working for it to go.

I don't think you were honest in terms of saying

there's chemistry there because you weren't attracted to me,

which is totally fine. I was...

I was very interested in you physically when we first... Hang on, let me finish. Yeah.

Sometimes it just doesn't work out, right?

And I think you're a gorgeous person inside and out,

but you should have said that up front.

I could have cracked on with someone else. Tea.

Adam is calling out Ruben! HE LAUGHS

Oh, my God. I am literally just sitting here drinking my iced tea

because I know that I've been involved in some drama recently,

but this is honestly funny.

So that proves my point. Well, I said...

Hang on, let me finish. I'm not done.

It proves my point that you should have been honest

from the get-go, and you should have just not turned.

I wanted to turn for you. I'm in this for, like,

an authentic connection,

And I'm not... But so am I. I'm not saying you're not, Ruben...

..but I'm more honest than you. And that's why I said that

you should go on that end and I was all the way at the top.

Adam going at Ruben, I was kind of like,

this is perfect because they're my two, like, kind of top two.

Me saying those things to you, they were true.

I just didn't necessarily feel them to the same extent that you did.

I am a bit pissed off.

It makes me get in my head a bit

and I'm just, like, questioning a lot about myself.

Like, have I been coming across as some dickhead player?

I'm not saying that.

I did tell you that I felt that way and I did feel that way.

We have not shown any grace or decorum in front of the new boys,

so they're probably just sat there thinking like,

"What the hell have I walked into? These lot are scatty."

HE SCOFFS We are.

I don't normally look like Grace Jones.

No, all good. I love it.

This is giving messy-ria welcomed,

not masseria welcomed.

And up on the terrace, new boy Hugh

is receiving a right royal welcome from Princess Di.

Bit of drama already.

We're never like that.

We've actually been so, like, kumbaya this whole time.

Really? That was honest to God, the first gag.

I just love the way you're fully wearing tights and a dress.

Oh, my God. No, I know.

Do you do drag? No. OK. No. I think you should.

Everyone has said that... Yeah. ..since we've been here.

You have the face for drag. Thank you. That's a compliment.

That is a such compliment! That is such a compliment.

Are you taking it as one? Yeah, absolutely. Right, OK, good.

He is so tall.

And that just makes me feel so itsy-bitsy.

It gets me going, actually, I'm not going to lie.

What do you think of us three? I think you're very handsome.

You do? Like, straight away.

Yeah. I think you're very handsome as well. Thank you.

Don't say that. I'll blush! THEY LAUGH

But, yeah. No, I think we needed it. There's been a lot of...

A bit of a dry spell. Really? Yeah.

What about you?

I'm up in the air. Oh! Everyone just kisses in here.

Do they? Yeah. I'm just wondering, like, should we?

If you want to. Yeah. Do you want to?

You move quick!

What's the fucking point in staying slow? THEY LAUGH

You were complaining about your dry spell,

so I was like, might as well change that. Yeah, I'm not complaining now.

I mean, there's no point really waiting. Like, what...

Kiss him at breakfast tomorrow? Like, no.

Well, Hugh's not wasting any time.

And it looks like he's not the only one

pulling out his best moves tonight.

Wow, this is so romantic. I know, it's quite romantic.

Is this where you take all the boys?

Rocketman is hoping the sun won't go down on new boy Justin.

I've only been here with Ruben.

I did want to ask him if he wanted to go secret garden -

one, to show him, like, what it looked like and what the vibe was,

but also to kind of assert my position with him.

Romantic. And show him that I am available.

I genuinely am here to find a connection,

no matter what that looks like. What's your vibe?

To find the one. No, but is that your vibe?

Yeah, genuinely. I think fun's fun, but, like, it's getting to a point

where I'm kind of, like, definitely ready to, like, settle...

Not settle down, but do you know what I mean? Have... Settle down!

Bloody hell! I don't mean settle down! Am I signing a mortgage?

Yeah, yeah, signing a mortgage. You know what I mean?

Like, just have that person, you know, just do all that stuff with.

Is there no-one else in here that you're really vibing with?

Like, to be quite honest, no.

In terms of, like, being attracted to people... Mm.

..I'm attracted to Ruben still... Yeah.

..but he's not attracted to me. OK, interesting.

I'm very attracted to you. Yeah.

Yeah. No, you're very fit as well.

Really? Yeah. Definitely you and Frankenstein.

Frankenstein! I was like, that green man...

..smash. Green man!

Adam's emotional intelligence is very attractive,

which is really refreshing. We seem to have, like,

a lot of similarities in what we're looking for.

I kind of want to kiss you, but...

Can I kiss you? Yeah, you can kiss me.

like I'm worthy

I feel quite proud of myself. I feel like I have a fire in me now.

I just wanted to take the bull by the horns and just snog him.

And I did.

He kind of initiated it. I was like, you know what, fuck it.

Like, when in Rome.

But I guess I was worried that if I did that,

I don't want to scare anyone off, such as maybe Ruben.

And I'm kind of now figuring things out with Lars.

Are you?

Interesting.

With the new boys, they're all very attractive, but...

..Ruben's still my number one, for sure.

With the new boys Justin and Hugh sealing a kiss with an icon,

will Baraka make it once, twice, three times a Greek hero?

How old are you? 24. 24. OK.

Yeah, definitely refreshing.

Good. I'm glad to refresh you. THEY LAUGH

I have been kind of on the quieter end of things,

and I've let things bypass me.

I'm not letting this happen again. Let's just go for it.

I'm not very physically orientated in terms of type.

I think it's much more so like personality, chemistry.

That's good. Yeah. I was going to talk to everyone.

I thought everyone here has been really, really nice.

Good, I'm glad. I like the range of different personalities.

But what is your, like, type? So I think my type is genuinely just,

like, facial hair and, like... I don't have that...

I don't have that much. You do! Enough.

You do. OK. I'm like, ooh!

I'm also really bad at flirting if you haven't noticed.

I don't think I'm that good at flirting either.

I'm just trying my best. It's fine.

And I find awkwardness endearing.

You find awkwardness endearing? Yes, I do. Thank you.

I don't know if that's a good thing. THEY LAUGH

No, it's cute.

No, you can see me squirming, for sure. No, I like that.

Seeing someone, like, nervous around you,

I think it's nice to, like, feel like you give someone butterflies.

It's your summer, you know? Yeah, yeah.

So you need to just take life by the balls. Mm-hm.

I think you're pretty fit.

So I'm just going to lay it on the table.

Thank you. That's very fun.

Oh, my God.

Nice to get to know you. Nice to get to know you as well.

I'm Baraka. THEY LAUGH

I'm Jack. Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Oh, my God. I don't know why I did it,

but I shook his hand afterwards.

Oh! Why did I do that?

It was so embarrassing.

I'm dying!

Hmm. It is giving Greek tragedy.

But when you're dressed as Patroclus,

you've just got to own it, right, babes?

Is there anyone you like?

Justin. We had a kiss. What?!

He's so my type. Really? Yeah.

After an eventful night in the masseria...

..some couples are becoming even closer.

Oh, you're moving your bed together. Aw!

That's cute. That's cute.

And our new boys look like they're closing in

on connections of their own.

Goodnight. Night! Love you.

I know you wanna go

Oh, my God. That is too much.

With three extra boys waking up in the mazzie this morning...

Morning. Good morning!

Don't be looking there, don't be looking there.

Look at you. Look over here.

..the bedroom is fit to burst...

Sort that out. ..literally. How?

I don't know. Run. Just run.

Just go!

I'm feeling really good waking up this morning.

I'm feeling a bit optimistic.

Obviously, there's three new,

really, really handsome boys that have just entered the masseria.

New boys. How are we feeling?

I feel like we walked into a storm.

Hopefully you'll see a different light to us today.

All the matches that already existed had already moved.

And then you throw in three new boys

and they're now kissing with other boys.

I cannot keep up!

We can be a lot bitchier.

LAUGHTER

Last night was intense.

And I feel like I keep on saying that every day.

Maybe the masseria is just out to get me.

The masseria doesn't want me to have any rest.

I'm just a little gay boy who wants to kiss other gay boys!

And while I get that printed on a T-shirt...

..it's time to seize the day.

Good morning, Justin, love. Hello, Justin.

Good morning, stunners.

Because with a kiss-off just around the corner,

there's a lot to think about,

especially for new boys, Baraka, Hugh and Justin.

With me and Jack, I just didn't even think anything of it.

I honestly thought he was going to, like, talk to me as a friend.

But then when he said he found me attractive, I was like, oh!

Similar, like, he asked me and I was like,

oh, yeah, sure. Like, why not?

THEY LAUGH

I would say it gave me a bit of a kick up the bum, but like,

I wasn't, like, dying to do it that night.

It was more so he asked. Yeah, fair enough. So I just did.

Do you know who else I had a mini crush on?

Who? Mini, mini, mini, which is so not my type at all.

Grace Jones. Jordon. Oh!

No, I see that, I see that. And he's so fucking funny.

He is so funny. Like, charisma. Yeah.

And like, even today, when he's in his little, like, masc outfit,

I was like, oh! Yeah.

That's a bit of me.

Oh! Mamma mia!

Oh, poor Emmanuele.

I don't know what they do.

Honestly, I really don't know what they do.

With a full house, he's really got his work cut out today.

And he's not even seen the kitchen yet. OK, come on.

I think a lot of the boys are quite quick to jump ship.

Yeah. And that's not really how I roll.

Me and Ruben definitely have sexual chemistry.

He's so fucking hot.

And he's so nice. And I feel like the more I speak to him,

the more I'm attracted to him.

And I'm like, I didn't even think that was possible.

If I wasn't able to keep exploring things with Ruben,

I would be gutted.

What are you thinking in regard to, like, the new boys?

To be honest with you, I... I'm intrigued by the new boys.

There's not been anyone that I'm, like...

Mm. But I do think that as it stands,

you're definitely beginning to top my lists.

OK. But that's kind of how I'm feeling at the moment.

See, I did say I can top things. THEY LAUGH

I've been having a little crush on Lars.

And this situation, I'm going in feelings first.

I'm not trying to logicise anything.

I've over-intellectualised it enough with Adam,

and I'm just going in and being like, "I fancy you."

What I'm really appreciating about getting to know you,

I think that, like, you are incredibly...

Incredibly hot at a surface level... Yeah.

..but I also think that, like, I like, really see you

and I feel like you really see me. Yeah.

Hi, girlies. Hi, dolls.

With the bedroom now looking spick and span,

hardworking housekeeper Emmanuele is back.

And this time, he's dropping off more than just the laundry.

Hi, boys.

Hi!

I wasn't really concentrating on what he was saying,

not going to lie.

It's getting crowded here, isn't it?

Baraka, Justin and Hugh, right? Yes. Correct.

Right, so, as you can see, I have a special message from Dannii.

And she's asked me to pass it on to you.

To you, Hugh. Ooh!

Right, you guys, have fun. Enjoy.

Always lovely to see you. And I'll see you soon.

Ciao! Bye!

What does that say? OK.

"Ciao, boys.

"Baraka, Hugh and Justin, as our new boys to the masseria,

"you can choose one boy each to join you for a group date.

"I'm giving you exclusive access to the rooftop

"for a bottomless brunch."

Oh, my God! "Choose your dates now."

"Love and kisses, Dannii."

Wow! OK. That's exciting.

Who are your choices?

I'm going to go with Jack for my date.

Cute.

I'm really grateful that he chose me...

..obviously.

And I'll take Adam... Yay! ..if he'll come.

Yay!

I actually manifested it.

And now I'm bloody having bottomless brunch!

It's lovely.

I'm going to go with MY Jack.

CHEERING

Baraka says, "My Jack" and I have butterflies.

I feel like a little girl. Like, she's like, "He-he-he!"

As the boys get ready to fill their boots at brunch,

Jordon's got a craving for a connection.

How are you feeling? I actually don't know, genuinely.

Like, for me, I like that initial spark,

that initial boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And I feel like I'm just not really getting that.

I'm open to still explore things with people,

but I want, like, a spark.

No-one's giving me the mm! No-one's giving me the confidence.

No-one's giving me the wham bam, thank you, ma'am.

So I'm going to do what I'm going to do anyway,

chat shit with the boys.

Cheers, everyone. Cheers!

You have to tap the table for good sex.

What does everyone like doing for their ideal first date?

I'm an activity girly.

I personally like an activity because it's, like,

a nice way to break the ice and, like,

you're just doing something so you're not so, like,

worried about nerves or this or that.

So you're just spending time, like, in each other's company.

Something fun. Yeah, something fun. Like, I don't know, I just love

having fun experiences. Having a giggle.

Having a giggle! Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like when you go on a walk, you can, like, look forward.

You don't have to like, look at them. That sounds...

LAUGHTER

You know when you meet someone, it can be awkward to, like,

look at them for too long and then... Maybe not.

Maybe that's bad. Yeah, no, I get what you mean.

Because I really like eye contact, but I feel like I like having something to...

I'm going to stop talking. LAUGHTER

Sorry! No, I get what you're trying to say.

Have you ever had any past relationships?

Few situationships, but, like, nothing's really come of them.

What about the rest of you guys? Yeah, I've had three.

Knowing that he's been in previous relationships is

a bit of a green flag for me.

You know, you know what you're getting into.

You kind of know a bit more about what you want as well.

I've been in one relationship. It was three years long. Wow.

So... Quite a long time. But no, apart from that,

like, situationships here and there, but nothing, like, actually serious.

I haven't had a relationship,

but I've, like, got such a strong group of friends

and I've done so much work on myself

and I know exactly what I want and what I don't want.

If I bring someone home, to at least think it's,

you know, lack of a better word, the one.

But I think, you know, instead of having a partner,

I've invested in those strong friendships.

I would rather have those friends than like three,

like, failed relationships. Yeah. That's so true. Same.

that you need to, baby

With the vibes flowing over brunch, down by the pool,

the boys are very much straight talking.

Going to straight places, like, it doesn't really bother me.

If someone's going to say something or like, "Oh, yeah, you're a gay boy..."

Yeah, that's a problem with you, not me. ..I'm like, that's on facts.

I'm actually like, "Do you want a Blue Peter badge, mate?"

Because that's actually factual.

For me, like, straight-acting, like...

Have you seen me?

It doesn't really come natural, to be honest with you.

When I was coming out, I sort of addressed to myself

that I'm not going to put myself in situations

where they wouldn't accept me fully for who I am.

And so, like, I don't really tend to go to straight establishments,

and if I do, then...

I don't know. It's really difficult to be yourself fully...

Yeah. ..in those places because...

That's a part of you, like, holding back a little a bit.

Yeah, and that's so tiring.

I've got many friends who have been

physically abused, verbally abused

in nightlife spaces because of who they are.

And I've experienced it myself.

The whole thing about gay people being more aware

of their surroundings is something that I find in all my queer friends.

Like, we walk around the street and we're always looking over our shoulder...

Yeah. ..because we know that at any moment,

if somebody just doesn't like our mere existence,

they can lash out.

And that's not something that we should experience.

I think in my day to day life, I am considered straight-passing.

But when I go out at night, I make

an absolute conscious effort to throw all of that out the window

and be as gay as I possibly can be.

I've never really thought of it like I've got, like, a rite of passage.

I've never really... Do you know what I mean?

I've never thought of it, like, how you think about it.

I've never really been, like, heckled in the street

or anything like that, or had a slur shouted at me.

And I think that is because I do have straight passage.

Yeah, it's kind of like a subconscious, like,

safety net that you kind of have

that shields you from, yeah. Yeah, but I've never thought about it.

I definitely think I act different back home

to, like, in Manchester, 100%.

Like, I definitely tone it down.

I would probably not drink prosecco back home, for example.

I'd definitely get a pint.

Don't get prosecco from pubs. It's disgusting!

Get it from bars!

Trust me, you're making the right decision there, Jordan.

THEY LAUGH

whenever you want

In terms of you, like, obviously you're fit.

That's why... LAUGHTER

I feel attracted to you. I feel like, safe,

in a weird way with you. I feel a bit nervous.

I don't even like looking at you for too long.

I feel a bit nervous, but I think that's a good thing.

Is that a bad thing to say?

I don't know, looking forward to getting to know you more.

No, yeah, same. OK, good. I'm really happy. Yeah. Yeah.

I am really happy that I chose Adam.

I think he's very attractive.

I think for the most part, it's definitely something worth pursuing.

But is the grass is always greener?

I do have an attraction towards Ruben.

I think it's kind of being greedy.

Like, I kind of want to have Adam and talk to him,

but also maybe explore Ruben, but without offending anyone.

I'm definitely happy with who I picked.

I mean, we kind of started off fast... LAUGHTER

..but slowed down, got to know each other over today and, yeah,

I wouldn't change a thing. That's very sweet of you.

Thank you. I'm very grateful.

Hugh's come in out of nowhere, and it kind of just feels nice.

With the other boys, when I've been, like, getting to know them,

like, they've not been as complimentary.

And it's not that I need a compliment, but, like, Hugh...

Hugh is dishing them out and it's...

It does make me feel good about myself.

This is my first three-way date. Yeah, same, actually.

Oh, my God! First time for everything.

Yeah. We should do it again. Just popped my cherry.

Oh, we do love a bottomless brunch.

Next time, more mimosas and a drag queen, please.

And after a day of getting to know each other

and the Kiss-Off around the corner,

feelings seem to be flying around the masseria.

Fucking hell, guys!

Cosy. Cosy AF. Mm-hm.

Aw! Aw!

JACK LAUGHS

The date was really nice.

I'd say it was quite romantic.

It made me feel a lot closer to Baraka.

like it was the last dance?

This is Jack. Oh! LAUGHTER

Yeah! LAUGHTER

I love you, dead hard! Ah!

Why are you making me twitch? HE LAUGHS

Taking the mick out of me, and I loved it.

I actually did love it, to be fair. I love it to pieces.

I'm not even being funny or nothing,

but I don't even fancy any of you, me. LAUGHTER

I'd give it an eight out of ten.

I want, like, a ragged, rough around the edges.

Take me for a bukkake and none of youse are going to take me... LAUGHTER

Almost hit the nail on the head, but just missed by a few inches.

Story of my life, babe.

It's so weird to think that, like,

we didn't really have each other on our radar when we came in.

Yeah. Like, it's so weird.

I feel like my journey started when we started, like,

exploring something. That was cute. Don't say cute few things!

No, I'm being genuine.

Oh, that's really cute.

I'm just going to put all my energy into Callum.

Not many people see the, like, goofy, fun,

weirdo that I truly am, like, behind closed doors.

And I feel like he's just brought that out of me really fast.

He just makes me feel really comfortable.

You're cute. You're cute. Come here.

He's obviously really attractive,

which is mad how that attraction has grown.

Because when I first saw him, I was like, nah,

but now I look at him, I'm like, rah. HE LAUGHS

Fittest boy in here. Mind-blowing!

You're a good kisser.

Here's another mind-blowing scenario.

Justin is exploring his connection with Adam...

Ooh! In front of Adam's ex.

Just remember, Justin, no distractions.

Stay focused.

How you feeling? I think good.

I think Ruben is like...

You're Ruben. Adam... ADAM LAUGHS

..has been... Ruben's on your mind.

To be fair, I'm looking at both of you.

The date was really good today.

But I was like, I'm kind of really happy with Adam,

but I don't want to just come in here and not chat to anyone else.

Yeah. I want to check in with you, but then I don't want you to feel like...

It's just, like... I don't know.

I don't really know how to do this and I'm kind of just, like...

Just communicate how you feel. Yeah.

Oh, I don't feel anything because I don't know...

Like, not for you, but, like, I don't really know you,

do you know what I mean? Yeah. I just was checking where you're at.

Yeah. I mean, it's kind of, like, tricky because it's, like,

it's not been that long with me and Lars, but I've got,

like, real invested real quick, and it's kind of just, like,

hit me around the head and I'm really, like...

Yeah. So it wouldn't probably be worth, like,

trying to get to know you better in that way.

I don't want you to just be polite right now. Like...

I'm not. Do you know what I mean? I'm not being polite right now.

It was very exciting to see you guys walk in.

Yeah. And I was kind of like, fuck,

I'm painted green when you guys are walking in.

You looked hot, don't worry. RUBEN LAUGHS

To crack on with him in front of me is not OK.

Like, what is wrong with people?

I like green all of a sudden. RUBEN LAUGHS

New favourite colour. New favourite colour.

I don't understand why you would shoot your shot

when you know I'm literally there...

..ten centimetres from you.

And are you OK if I was...?

But I'm not trying to make you, like, a second option.

I just... I'm stressed.

I think it's OK to say that

while still wanting to get to know Adam.

I do feel bad, but done it now, haven't I?

How do you feel right now?

Er, well, I mean, it doesn't feel great.

I feel like maybe your focus is on Ruben.

The way you're communicating now is

that you do want to get to know Ruben.

No, but I... And you're doing it in front of me.

I don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Well, I appreciate you telling me.

Yeah. I feel like this is now your conversation,

so I'm going to exit.

I'm so sick and tired of being the second option.

Like, no.

I'm great.

OK. Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, you don't seem OK. No, I'm fine.

I just don't want to be sat here

while you're, like, getting to know each other.

That's just a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

Well, where are you going? But, like, I'm actually fine.

Like, genuinely, I'm fine,

but I'm just not going to sit there, you know?

So you have a good one. Well...

OK, well, I feel like I should do something about that.

HE SIGHS What is wrong with men?

They're clearly only thinking with their penis.

What do you think? I think it's fine.

I guess that from my perspective...

Is that really shit from me? I don't think that it is.

I think we're all, everyone's an option.

Dannii says it herself.

If everyone's an option, then why am I a bad guy?

That's going to come across really bad.

I honestly wouldn't overthink it if the way that you're feeling

is authentic and you're communicating it.

I just think I would have kicked myself if I didn't voice it to you.

And like, I don't think coming in late should mean I shouldn't.

I think it's really great that he's putting his feelings out there,

and I think that that's what you've got to do in this masseria.

But I think something I'm being careful of

in this moment is, like, I just had a whole spat with Adam

because he felt like I wasn't being honest.

It is a really interesting situation

because I am open to getting to know you, but I am

feeling stuff with Lars that I wasn't almost expecting to feel.

But I would kick myself if I didn't ask you.

Yeah. Especially when you said, like, you're not fully closed.

Yeah, yeah. My doors aren't closed because I don't think that

anyone's doors in this masseria should be closed.

But in this moment, my priorities do lie with Lars.

I just wanted to see how you're feeling.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. No, I actually do.

I'm feeling good at the moment.

I'm still open to speaking to people.

Jordon's giving me a bit of a vibe,

and I feel I would be interested in exploring that further.

I felt that you're a very handsome boy.

Girl, you know you're hot! Ooh! THEY LAUGH

Obviously, I do think you are attractive.

When you walked in, I was like, OK, here is Baraka.

I was like... Oh!

It's so early days for me.

100%. Like, I'm still open to getting to know different people.

So, yeah, definitely would be cool to get to know you more.

100%. Well, I'd definitely be down for that.

I still feel like I owe it to myself to explore

other potential connections and having the experience,

and not just feeling like I'm going

to settle for the first thing that's come my way.

And that is not to say that me and Jack are not in a great place,

but I just want to make sure I'm looking at all different options.

I do feel like obviously I've had a bit of a bumpy time in here

with, like, things not really working out,

but I'm glad it's worked out now, for this reason.

Baraka's got a lot of depth,

which is something I obviously really look for as well,

like, someone that has layers.

I'm excited to see where things go with Baraka.

For the first time in the masseria, I feel unfazed

and feel settled and I think that he likes me back.

Based off of what you've seen so far,

it's exciting, it's fun, it's fresh.

And it doesn't actually seem like he's invested in anybody else.

Hmm. I'm not so sure about that.

When he came in, I was like, oh, he's a bit quiet.

For me, I was questioning myself because I was like,

is he very, very quiet for me?

One thing I really do like about you, like,

I loved your initial energy and I loved how, like, outgoing you were,

but I think realising how, like, deep you are.

And it's not that I didn't assume that. Yeah.

But it's getting to see that, I think it makes you appreciate

that someone can have those kind of multitudes.

I'm feeling surprised by Baraka at the moment

because I just thought he was proper quiet, but he's defo not.

And I was like, oh!

He is throwing me quite clear signals

that he might have a little crush on me.

So, good to know.

We'll have to have some more chats tomorrow. Definitely.

You've got really nice lips. Thank you.

So do you.

Now that we've kissed, I need to tell Jack.

Like, I need to tell Jack straight away.

It's coming from me, the horse's mouth.

I am neighing at him and letting him know what I've done

and what has been said and what's happening.

Can I borrow you? Me? Yes, you. Of course you can.

I'm not that bitch. Like, I'm going to tell people straight up.

I'm here to be direct. And so, yeah, I'm telling him.

Me and Baraka have just had a conversation. I was like... Uh-huh.

.."Oh, my God, OK." Yeah. And we've just had a couple of kisses.

I was like, right.

So I just wanted to let you know.

Like, obviously you guys have been on a date today. Yeah.

And, yeah, I just wanted to let you know.

Jordon, it's OK. I know. Honestly, don't worry.

I was shocked.

Obviously, I completely misread that situation.

And I'm the fucking clown for telling the other boys,

"Oh, yeah, I'm actually really happy."

hate you till forever

Before we speak about anything,

let's make it very clear that whatever's just happened

does not take away from today,

but I think I should let you speak, so...

I just, like... I obviously got triggered.

Because I've been rejected so many times,

it just brings up all of those emotions.

Ruben's an idea and we're three steps into our journey.

But wanting to explore this idea

doesn't mean that these three steps mean nothing.

So I've taken three steps forward with you, which is still there.

Why didn't you take Ruben on the date?

Because I hadn't spoken to him.

Like, I think that would have been rude to both you and Lars.

Mm. I probably wouldn't like it,

and I probably wouldn't have been as nice as Adam has been about it.

But I appreciate him understanding.

But I do vibe Ruben, and

I don't feel like I should feel bad for that.

I think that turned out for the best.

I'm so glad you came on the date.

It was 100% who I wanted to come on the date,

so I don't think that's even a question you need to ask.

The last thing I want to do is upset you.

It's just, like, to do that in front of me. Right.

I would never, even if I wasn't triggered,

sit in that situation... Yeah. ..and watch you guys flirt.

I do want to give him a chance

because he's the only one I'm attracted to.

But it just sucks to have that done in front of my face.

Like, that's not cool.

I do fancy you, and I know you fancy me. Yeah.

And I'm excited about this, but, like...

..if it gets to the point where it develops with Ruben,

then I will just step away.

I know that, Jordon... Yeah, Jordon came and...

Jordon came and spoke to me, yeah. And that's completely fine.

I didn't mind him telling you. Yeah. And either way, I was never...

It was never going to be a secret.

I just a bit gagged. It came as a shock

when Jordon told me, and I was like, what the fuck?

Basically, I'm raging.

Like, obviously. I'm so pissed off.

I just need a minute. Yeah, that's fine. OK?

They're all messy, these new boys, aren't they?

Mine's not. I love him lots, he's super cute,

but yours are all bloody messy.

Why do I always get put with the messy ones?

Justin, how's your evening been?

LAUGHTER

Chaotic.

tell me sweet little lies

The sun's rising on a full masseria.

Morning, gay boys. Morning. Morning.

That was too much.

But with the new boys Baraka and Justin

both exploring elsewhere last night,

and a Kiss-Off looming, the forecast is looking frosty.

And that's just in the bedroom.

Oh, my God! The silence was deafening, darling.

And how did you guys go post-your dates?

Um... I want to know more.

I don't want to discuss it that much at the minute.

There was a massive awkward tension in the room, for sure.

What happened? I had a few chats with Jordon,

and we did have a kiss as well.

Did you feel like that was honest of you?

Yeah, cos I was saying I was going to explore other connections.

I honestly don't really remember you saying that, but...

I felt like your words and actions

were two completely different things yesterday, Baraka.

I would be feeling horrific if I was Jack D.

He handled it a lot better than I would have,

because I probably would have popped off a little bit.

I feel like you two got under the radar again.

What's going on?

The beds seem to have got a bit closer, I've noticed.

Have they? A little bit, a couple centimetres.

Yeah, no, I feel really happy right now.

I feel like things are going in a good direction.

There was some slight concerns about

him and Justin potentially after last night,

but to be honest, I really don't see that going anywhere.

I also feel very understood by Ruben, which is really nice.

Ah! Lovely, you slags.

Let's get up and get some breakfast. I'm starving.

LAUGHTER

It's ruining gay summer!

I'm not living for this weather right now.

Basically, Baraka was saying that he wasn't closed off

and that he wanted to get to know me.

And I was like, "Oh, well, that's kind of nice. Thanks."

Thought, do you know what? Let's just have a kiss

because it's called I Kissed A Boy, not I Talked To A Boy.

So I thought, let's see if we can get a kiss in there

to, like, you know, like, see if the door opens a little bit.

I was getting the vibes that he wanted to snog me,

so I thought, oh, let's just not beat around the bush here.

Let's just bloody get it out in the open. Mm.

So we got it out in the open.

The door was absolutely closed, bolted, locked.

Key in the door so no-one could even try to get in from outside.

But now it's actually ajar, so we've unlocked that key,

we've taken the bolt off, and the door's actually open a little bit.

That much, ajar.

I don't think that there's anything wrong

with Baraka wanting to come in here and get to know multiple people.

No, there isn't. Of course he would.

It would be disingenuous if he didn't and he felt like he did.

But if Baraka was honest with him and said,

"Look, I do kind of still want to get to know the boys,"

and wouldn't be giving him mixed signals,

Jack would not have been bothered. Yeah, of course.

Just giving him the respect. Literally, of course.

Where do you think you're at with it now?

I don't know. The door's not open, but door is ajar.

I don't think Jordon should feel bad.

I think at the end of the day,

he's just doing what everyone else is doing.

He's getting to know people.

I think Jack D got to know Baraka the day before, fine, fair enough.

but why can't Jordon get to know Baraka today?

I don't wanna know

Obviously, I feel like this morning has been a bit messy for you,

which is not ideal.

No. Not really the vibes I was wanting to bring.

But how is it making you feel, like?

I feel like we...

Mine and your connection is very different to mine and Jack's. Yeah.

And it's really hard to compare them and I'm not comparing them. 100%.

I think with Jordon, I like that he is really fun and outgoing,

which I really love, but with Jack,

I think he's a lot slower, calmer

and values depth over chaos,

which again might be a good thing to bring out of me.

So they're definitely polar opposites

and I just need to figure out which direction I want to head in.

For me, that's not my experience with you,

but if there's not been clear communication there,

when he said it's going to be there, that is a bit of a... A red flag.

I'd say an amber flag. An amber flag.

Because it's not been done to me yet.

But, bitch... OK. It could. It could happen.

You're next! You never know when you'll get burned.

Play with a Leo and you'll get burned, is what I'm going to say.

I am happy that he wants to get to know me,

but I have seen an amber warning.

What am I getting myself into?

Good that we're on the same page. Let's hug it out. You know when someone says, like, page...

We're on page eight. Good, page eight. Page eight.

Good page to be on. Good page.

think I'm something so sweet

The skies might be brightening up.

And Adam is hoping to clear the air with love interest Justin.

I just want to get to know you. Yeah.

And I want fire. You want fire? What does that require?

Me? What do you think that requires? I don't know.

won't you feel my heartbeat?

A bit of passion? Yeah.

I'm trying to find the balance of keeping people I care about,

like Adam, not happy, but, like, content.

But then also, I do want to be true to myself and explore

the options.

In here, you are the only one I'm attracted to.

The reason why I was triggered was my own insecurity, I suppose,

and, like, my own experience.

So, like, that's not your problem,

but I'm not going to put it on pause.

put ya loving on me

On the terrace, things are about to get quite uncomfortable

for Jack D and Baraka.

You just can't get a cushion around here.

Well, obviously, like, I've wanted to talk to you all day,

but, like, I didn't want to do it in front of everyone.

No, no, no. I get that. I first want to say that,

like, I didn't check in with you before I did that,

and I didn't check in with you, like, in between.

And I do hold myself accountable for that.

And I'm really sorry that it just came across as a shock,

because I didn't want it to feel like I was being dishonest.

And I completely understand that it came across that way.

I feel like with Baraka, at the minute,

the trust isn't there

and that's something that he's going

to have to gain back with me.

Going forward, my confidence has been knocked a little bit.

I just don't want to fight with Jordon over you.

I want you to choose me for me. Yeah. That's what I want.

To be honest with you,

there's not another boy in here at the minute that I'm like,

I'd like to kiss.

I know from the way I went about exploring my connection with Jordon,

that might have blown my chances

with Jack D, and I might not have a chance to regain and rebuild

that trust, and make him really feel secure in what we have

with each other.

I just never want to feel like that again.

Yeah, and that's very, very fair. Yeah.

And you should never have to feel like that again. Yeah.

And I wouldn't want to make you feel like that again. Yeah.

I want him to choose me over

anybody else without me prompting him to.

I know my self-worth.

As the boys get ready for the kiss-off, emotions are high.

And the time has come to make their decisions.

It's not nice knowing, like, my fate

staying in the Masseria my seat is within Baraka's hands.

Baraka definitely plays his cards close to his chest.

I just want to believe that he is going to choose me.

My kiss-off options at the moment is like be true to yourself,

do what you want, like, but then also it's like,

get to know Baraka and still get yourself out of the comfort zone.

I don't know what to do.

about your love

THEY APPLAUD

Wow.

THEY CHEER

Welcome to another kiss-off.

The party games are over, boys. It's time to decide where you stand.

Kiss-offs are stress. I have no idea what's going to happen.

Tonight, you will reveal if you want to stay with your current boy,

or if you want to kiss someone else.

The big decision is, does the boy you want to kiss

want to kiss you back?

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

Since the last kiss-off, everything has changed.

Our new boys, Baraka, Hugh, and Justin will be joining us later.

And their decisions could change everything.

The new boys all have brought a little bit of drama with them.

It's scary that I am putting all faith in Justin,

but I don't know where his head's at.

Next time on I Kissed a Boy...

No!

Oh, God.

This is not good.

Things can surprise you in here.

Are you nervous? A bit. What is going on?

It's someone's birthday. Whose birthday is it?

"Can't wait to meet you. Love, Alex."

Who's Alex?

We Could Be The One by Dannii Minogue

into the night, yeah

Oh

let the music start

need to open up

Oh

Oh

Neon lights, and we are kissing

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