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This programme contains some strong language.

Previously - summer kicked off and the Masseria quickly heated up...

What more could you want?

CHEERING

..Adam finally found his mojo with his match, Ruben...

Can I just choose mine?

Ooh! LAUGHTER

This is Callum.

Kissed him in front of everyone. Marking my territory, aren't I?

..new boy Callum went from distracted...

I, like, had my eye on you from the beginning. Very good to know.

..to connected...

Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss. Jack.

..and Jordan B was feeling the chemistry with Rory...

This could be a vibe.

..until a surprise spark with the other Jordon...

I've never met anyone who's gone through exactly what

I've gone through. Really? ..left him with a huge kiss-off decision.

The boy left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

My head is scrambled.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Standing on this wire

I feel like, on one hand, I've got Rory,

who I find really attractive, but on the other hand,

I also really like Jordan. He makes me laugh.

We also have, like, a deeper connection.

My decision feels impossible.

Jordan...

..reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss...

..now.

Jordon.

SOS by HYYTS

Oh, my God.

Jordan, what did it come down to?

At the end of the day, I've come here for me

and I think Jordon can help me in ways that maybe Rory can't.

And what is it that got you totally interested?

Well, at first, it was, like, damn! I mean...

But then when we did start speaking,

we did get to connect on a deeper level

and I think it was quite an emotional level as well, which...

Yeah. I don't really open up to a lot of people like that.

So, that was a good cue for you

that you knew this is something here? It was.

It was, Dannii. It was. All right, give it up for these two.

They're going to join the love seat.

Rory, how are you feeling?

If they get along better, if there's things that I can't do

for Jordan that Jordon can do for Jordan, then that's completely...

That's fine. That's just the way it is.

You've found a great group of friends. Yeah, they're lovely.

Didn't find a man but...

You're gorgeous! And there will be someone out there for you.

Of course. Boys, bring it in and give Rory some love.

Hope Is A Heartache by LEON

Oh, I love you all. Rory!

I don't want you to go. Oh, it's OK, it's all right.

Someone had to go.

I absolutely adore every single last prick in there.

I love every single one of them.

Right, boys, I'm going to creep in and break this up.

Let's go. Say goodbye!

Bye! They love you a lot. Love yous all so much.

Love yous all so much. See you later. Bye.

I have the highest of hopes for myself. My man is out there.

Let's have a little drinky poos.

Oh, and just like that, we say goodbye to our first boy.

And he's clearly left his mark on the Masseria.

To Rory.

To Rory!

We love you so much, Rory. Love you! Love you, Rory!

Jordan B sent Rory home,

and I really liked Rory.

And I also felt like they were a better match, to be honest.

I just feel really sad. Like, I really liked Rory

and that just... It just made me really upset.

Hmm. I'm not sure that's what Jordan B wants to hear right now.

But there is someone who's not mad about his decision.

SING—I've got a new man!

Ha-ha! I actually do got a new man,

so we're going to have to literally see where this is going now.

Well, I'm happy, just so you know. Well, I'm happy too. I'm happy.

Well, if you're happy, then I'm happy. I'm happy to get to know you.

Oh No - He Said What? by Nothing But Thieves

Definitely a good kisser. Oh, zero notes.

That hurts a lot. Yeah. But I am really happy you turned.

Did you think I was going to?

No.

I'm, like, very, very, very relieved.

And it's also shown me

that he is, like, interested in me now,

and it's kind of made me feel at ease slightly,

but I think he needs to give me more attention.

He needs to take on some of my weight now, I think, as well.

I don't know where it's going. Yeah. I don't know where it's going.

Same. I don't know either. Because I also want to have fun.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, completely.

And I want to get to know you on, like, a fun level. Mm-hm.

It's also about, like, building up a nice everyday rapport. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like now me and Adam are finally at a point

where we can really explore our romantic and sexual chemistry,

but I don't know if it comes, like...

..super, super naturally.

Can I have a hug? Yeah.

Boom! LAUGHTER

I'm excited to have, like, more, like... Jack.

Sorry, I was listening... It's OK.

More, like, fun chat with you and stuff. Yeah.

Just want to, like, properly chat. Yeah.

Obviously, we turned for each other in the Kiss-Off,

and, like, I was so happy that he turned and

I think he was as well with me,

but I really don't want to come across that

I was fully 100% in it.

Just going to have more time to have a wee think about that.

Well, tell you what, I'm 100% on - a bit of shut eye

after tonight's roller-coaster.

Buona notte, boys.

Do You Want It Right Now by Siedah Garrett

Morning. Morning. Morning.

I do like to see everyone in their little couples, though.

Everyone looks really cute. It is cute. Yeah.

I'm excited to explore Ruben, if you know what I mean.

Ooh!

Get those beds pushed together, boys.

Like, give me something.

Like, give me...

..some passion, some oomph.

Yous two do look adorable, though. Yeah!

You look very happy.

Personally, I just don't see the chemistry between them there,

to be honest with you.

I think Ruben still has exploring to do.

You're in hot demand.

I need to keep you on your toes, me, love. Oh, OK.

Waking up this morning, I'm waking up next to Callum.

It feels good. It feels like I'm in a good position

to get to know him better.

Yeah. I'm excited.

You love it. Look at you.

You love it, babe.

With Jack, I really do, like, enjoy hanging out with him,

he is a really funny guy,

but since me and Jordon had that kiss in spin the bottle,

it has kind of stuck in my mind.

It was a really good kiss.

And I moved beds next to Jack.

It's kind of opposite Jordon's,

so we've been kind of, like, having eye contact.

Let's do some morning affirmations. Yes! We are here.

We are here!

We are queer.

We are queer.

And we take it up the rear!

And we take it up the rear!

A-men.

Love that.

Love, love, love that.

Control by Confidence Man

I wanted to get there before you!

Hello, darling. Hey, babes. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm good, thank you.

It's good vibes this morning,

and Lars is doing his best

to send out all the right signals to Jack D.

I'm having an iced coffee today. Oh, nice! Mm-hm.

I want to get my flirt on a bit today, I think.

I think I want to spend some time with Jack.

We're kind of starting to kind of

ease up around each other a little bit more, which is nice.

I've actually been a bit constipated, to be honest.

Have you? A little bit.

Some...some sexy chat for you. JACK LAUGHS

Ooh! You might want to drop an extra shot in that coffee, Lars.

Yeah. It'll sort you right out.

I'm just, like, really enjoying chatting with you and, like,

laughing with you. You have no idea. Like, we have the same amount of

seriousness and silliness mixed together. Yeah!

And it's just really nice to have someone I can talk to.

That's a good way to start the day. Mm!

Hey, boys! How are you? Hi, boys. Join, join.

I'm good. Join, join. I'm actually here to come

and ask for some advice... Cool. OK. ..from my dads. What's up?

I had a really terrible sleep last night.

Like... Oh! ..I just...I feel like I'm leading Lars on.

I think I've had enough time to think now.

Like, I just don't think there's a spark there.

And I feel so bad cos obviously the Kiss-Off was so recently.

I don't think you're leading anyone on.

You've been true in your feelings throughout... Ah-huh.

..and you've been communicating that with him as well.

Just because you've come to that realisation doesn't

mean you've been false to him. Yeah.

I'm going to have to just chat to him today at some point.

Love you guys! Group hug.

No, I can't do it with this one. It's the angle.

Ah! No, you actually nearly broke it. That was the same as me.

At least I held it. You didn't...

How do you boys feel about, like, body hair on guys?

Like, personally, I love it. Hairy, not hairy,

a little bit of hair, medium rare. I'm cool.

Medium rare! LAUGHTER

Do you like a bush? I don't mind. Really? I've had bushes.

I've had clean shaven. I've had light trimmed.

I've had a landing strip before.

Would you really look longer with a landing strip?

I think it is an optical illusion. Yeah.

You reckon? We'll all come out with landing strips, like...

LAUGHTER

So, I just... How are you? I'm good. Yeah? Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to have a wee chat,

just, like, in terms of, like, open and honesty,

like... Yeah.

..I'm kind of feeling at the minute

that I don't necessarily see a spark between us.

It's not anything

that you've done wrong at all as well.

Like, it's... Oh, my God, so cliche, but I just don't want to, like,

obviously, like, lead you on. Yeah, I appreciate that as well.

Like, I do fancy you. Yeah. But it is what it is.

Yeah. I'm sorry. You don't have to apologise.

It's how you feel. Like, I'm happy you've let me know...

OK. ..cos then I'd be like, wondering, like,

if I'm doing something wrong or, you know.

Yeah, it has taken me by surprise a little bit, to be honest.

Like, I thought we were, like,

really in a good place.

We've still got each other, yeah?

We've got each other's back.

But it means I don't have to feel guilty about getting

to know some of the other boys a bit more.

So, it might be a kind of...

..kind of a silver lining to it all.

Hello. How are you feeling? Yeah, I'm all right.

Like, just had a chat with Jack.

I think we both kind of established it's more platonic,

maybe. You think so? Oh, really?

He kind of initiated the conversation.

I DO fancy him. I was a bit gutted, but, like...

Yeah. ..I'm just glad he let me know. Yeah, yeah.

And it puts you in a position

where you can get on with your own thing.

Hmm. Maybe. That's the spirit!

In this Masseria, everyone's a possibility,

so the boys need to have a good look around to test out

all the vibes.

And to help them do just that,

Dannii is on cue with their first chemistry test.

God! My God.

I love the dress. You look stunning.

We walked down there and Dannii's looking like

a whole snack in her purple shimmery number.

Woo! She's a vision in purple. She's like my eggplant fantasy.

What is that? What IS that? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's a record.

It's a record.

Ciao, boys, and welcome to your first chemistry test.

Ooh!

I'm hoping to put your head in a little bit of a spin

because this is Put The Needle On It.

OK. See what you did there.

One at a time, you're going to step up here and choose a record.

You are going to take out the vinyl and read the name of the song

and think of which boy you would like to dedicate that song to.

There's one thing.

So, if you pull out a golden disc,

that will be dedicated to a couple.

Messy! Wow!

This is messy.

LAUGHTER

Let's put the needle on it, boys.

Yes! CHEERING

First up, Callum. Woo!

Let's go, Callum.

OK, so, we have a few records here.

Choose one. Let's have a little looky, shall we?

Let's have a look-see.

Let's see what this is.

Maneater.

Maneater.

OK. OK, you ready? Yes.

Make you want all of her love

Jordan B!

Are you owning it or not owning it? Absolutely. You're owning it?

Absolutely. OK. He's a really good-looking guy

and maneater, I mean, yeah, I think that fits him pretty well.

You've been getting a lot of the attention coming in,

you seemed to be a bit of a troublemaker from

the beginning, um...with a lot of the guys, so I'd say,

yeah, a bit of a maneater. I mean, you can eat me if you want.

LAUGHTER

Any time.

I think just get this framed and put it on your wall.

Yeah, can I have it?

I'm not angry about it, especially when it came from Callum.

Needy!

Jack S!

You're So Vain.

Oh, Jack S!

I mean, I knew it was coming. I actually did.

Yee! I'm really excited.

HE LAUGHS Bad Together!

Bad Together? OK.

This will be dedicated to a couple.

Oh, shit. OK. OK. It's time.

God.

They're going to hate me.

Oh!

Oh!

I think they're too different and

I just don't see them working well together.

I feel like there's another couple who I would have picked, but...

Oh, whoa.

I don't have any hard feelings against Adam cos he did have to

pick someone, but I thought he was smarter than that.

Oh, that's a bit rude. Carry on. Go with it. I like that.

Boss Bitch. Boss Bitch!

I'm a boss

And I shine like gloss

Ruben!

I'm a boss

And I shine like gloss

I'm a boss

CHEERING

Next up, Jack D. Ooh!

Hi, Mother. Are you ready for this? So ready.

OK. Choose away.

Is I Begin To Wonder in here? DANNII LAUGHS

It's gold. Already Over by Sabrina Carpenter.

Oh, this is so awkward. I'm so sorry.

OK. Jump up on the record.

GROANING

I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry!

Not nice, is it?

I was quite shocked to see Adam and Ruben get it.

Yeah, messy. I think that maybe there's some other people

in here that they would maybe like to get to know.

Oh! I think he just wants a bit of drama, and that's fine.

I'll give him the drama.

I think you should have

a look at your own relationship before coming for mine.

Oh!

Oh, it's getting awkward now.

I was like this. I was like...

Do you think that he should have voted for his own couple?

It's not my record. It's not your record. But, yes.

He literally pointed at us

an hour after they've had a break-up conversation.

Meow!

Angry clap.

We love you guys. Well, that was a lot of fun.

Give yourself a round of applause.

I was loving that.

What a great soundtrack. I mean, admittedly,

some bangers and some clangers in there.

But I hope it's given you a little moment to sound each other out,

spark some conversations.

Now, before you go,

I am going to choose a record.

And this one, I hope,

will not be dedicated to anyone.

Fake Love.

In this Masseria, I don't want any of you to be playing that tune.

Danni knows what she's doing with Fake Love.

I think she has planted a little seed.

I felt, like, targeted a little bit cos obviously me and Callum

have been flirting in secret, so I'm like, "Oh, no!"

On that note, see you soon.

Ciao.Bye.

Danni's certainly made our boys face the music.

And I think it's clear that not everyone is singing

from the same hymn sheet.

Let's get into it. That was interesting.

Adam, you shared your little self. I've got a few questions for you.

I honestly think it was just because, like, I feel

like other people's connections were stronger.

I don't see it as, like, you were being horrible... No.

..but I just do think there was another choice.

And an actual valid choice as well.

This is just my opinion.

But they're not facts.

Some may call it delusion. Oh!

How are you feeling about the whole Jack giving you that?

You know, don't throw stones in glass houses. Real.

To be honest with you,

I probably could have chosen me and Lars at that point.

Like, it would have been fair enough.

But, like, from observations,

I don't think that Ruben's head is in it with Adam.

Yeah, so, obviously, he mentioned the fact

that yous have both shown interest in other people.

Is that true? I haven't.

I think it's important to explore your connections here.

I think that's what we're here for. Yeah. That's what we're here for,

completely.

I mean, Ruben, are you joking?

I just am confused.

After a day of mixed emotions,

it's time to get ready for the night.

Whoa!

Ride On Time by Black Box

And this evening's drink comes with a trendy twist,

care of Jack D.

I kind of love that.

So, it's very important in gay culture

in the '80s, obviously,

when we were not allowed to be who we were.

What guys used to do was stick

a handkerchief in the back of their pockets.

I kind of want the brown one. I want yellow cos it goes with my outfit.

Light blue is oral.

Black is S&M.

Mum, I swear I'm just wearing this

cos I like it as a fashion accessory, OK?

What is this colour? Dark blue's anal sex.

Well, I'll have that. LAUGHTER

Sign me up for that!

It was, like, a necessary way of existing

as a gay man at that point. Which is fucking crazy.

I think, like, trans rights - correct me if I'm wrong,

you obviously know more than me -

but I think being a trans person now is

what it was like for gay men in the '80s.

I'd say so, yeah. Yeah.

Where it's just, like, such a delay in progression, I think.

Yeah, like, I've been through some shit

and, like, our only education is from what we're exposed to.

Even within our own community, there's, like, prejudice.

People that don't think trans people are valid or they exist.

Gender-affirming care did save my life.

It saved me, for sure.

Like... It just makes me so sad. Mm-hm.

I used to feel so much shame about who I was

and...I'm like so over that.

I've worked hard to be where I'm at now... Yeah. ..and I'm just going

to, like, celebrate it, rather than being ashamed of it.

Do you know what I mean? We love you so much.

Yeah, here's been a very, very safe space.

That's so good. That's so good, cos you deserve nothing less.

When we were talking to Lars, I was sitting beside Adam

and I could feel him really getting worked up and, like,

I could just feel a shift in his energy.

I feel like I have something to say as well

and I feel like you've just inspired me to say it,

but this is... Like, I've got anxiety going through my body

right now. Are you OK? Oh, babes.

Oh... It's OK. You don't have to say if you don't want to.

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.

No, I want to say it. Good. So...

..er, like, four years ago...

..I was diagnosed with HIV.

When I was diagnosed,

it nearly killed me off.

Like, my whole body basically shut down until, like,

my body kind of regenerated when I was on the pills.

ADAM SIGHS

God. I don't normally cry.

I'm so proud, man.

I literally am so proud.

I thought I was going to die and I was

so uneducated around what it actually means.

You know, there's a lot of misunderstanding around HIV,

but taking one pill a day means that you can't pass HIV on,

and undetectable equals untransmittable.

I'm in a good place now.

The thing it has made me is,

like, incredibly empathetic towards people.

It's just made me really aware of what people feel.

I feel so proud of Adam.

I just want to give him a huge hug

and let him know how amazing of a person he is.

This is another thing

that someone said to me the other day.

Like, I went for a sexual health test,

but they said, "Are you clean?"

I hate that so much. You know you hear that... I hate that so,

so much. And I used to say... No, but I used to say it as well.

Like, before you have sex with someone, "Are you clean?"

But you shouldn't say that because, like...

Words, like, carry so much impact.

But does that make me dirty,

cos I have HIV and I'm undetectable?

No, it doesn't. I really hope that you don't see yourself

as any of the words that people might associate with you.

Yeah. Like, the stigma needs to stop, man. Yeah.

As gay men, we all relate to the fear of being diagnosed with HIV

because it is prominent in our community.

It's just amazing to see how far, like, modern medicine's come.

I think it's important to show that people can be successful,

live healthy lives and have relationships...

Yeah. ..as much as people without HIV.

Thank you so much for sharing that.

Yeah, I can't imagine, like,

how difficult that must have been for you.

Makes me so sad that, like, you were so nervous and so scared to say it

when you really shouldn't feel that way at all.

It's so important you're here, though, Adam,

and to share that story. You're so brave to share that.

Their reactions have been incredible.

Like, I felt such a weight on my shoulders

and then when I shared it, it was just, like,

stress and anxiety kind of leave my body.

So...here I am.

Here you are. Here I bloody am!

Oh, babe. I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much for sharing.

Thanks. Give you a hug. Yeah.

Thank you for sharing. Thanks.

We love you so much.

And need you

Lonely Dancers by Conan Gray

Do you want a diva walk? Yeah, yeah.

What you do, step it, and then as you walk through,

bring this ankle to this one.

And then point this one out.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

You're going...you're going...

With Jack S throwing all the right shapes on the catwalk,

on the terrace, his match is making moves of his own.

Remember, Callum, chest up, shoulders back.

How are you? Good. You? I'm good.

How are things with you and Jordon? For me, it's probably

just going to be friendship. Do you think? Mm-hm.

Right? Yeah.

I'm feeling...I don't know if there is going to be much more though

with me and Jack. I do think it's a friendship.

And I will have a conversation with him about this.

But that's kind of where my headspace is at.

But I feel like there's a bit of a vibe between us.

Is that right? Am I right in thinking that? Yeah, I think so.

Me and you haven't actually even sat down and spoke one-on-one properly?

Yeah, we just give each other the eye across the room every day!

There's a lot of conversations that need to be had.

Exactly. Do we just do it as a four or is that messy?

What would one say in a four?

Well, cos we all need to have conversations together. OK.

But before we bring them to have the conversation,

I think we should kiss...

All right. ..to reaffirm.

Could hurt this good, oh

That kiss on the terrace was the confirmation that,

"Oh, yeah, OK, this is right."

Like, there's clearly something. You don't have a kiss like that

for nothing, do you know what I mean?

I'm happy.

Catch me out. Catch me out. Oh, OK.

Let's go.

Oh, Jordon's there.

Oh, fucking hell.

THEY WHISPER

Yeah, yeah. Go!

Jordon? Can you get Jack and come?

Yeah.

I'm so stressed. No, we've just got to do it now.

Jack? We're being summoned.

Me and you? Yeah.

What? How? Oh!

We've done it now. This is horrific.

Hiya, loves. Hiya, loves. Hi.

Hiya. All right?

Yeah. Yeah, good.

We was a bit nervous to tell them because it just...

..it just seemed a bit messy.

Um, so we've got...

We thought we'd have a little chat. Well, yeah. So...

Can I guess?

Have you just snogged? Have you kissed? Maybe!

Sisters before misters, but not in here.

Since spin the bottle, we did have that kiss.

I felt like there was a little bit of something there

and I didn't really realise it until we was hanging out on

the floor in a four.

Messy boots. You're both on par now.

Do I think it's a genuine connection with him and Callum?

Absolutely not. It's attraction. It's lust.

It is infatuation with how good-looking they both are.

But I actually don't think they're that good-looking any more,

to be honest with you. They took it so well.

Yeah. I don't get it.

Hmm! I wouldn't be so sure about that, Jordan.

I'm...I'm angry laughing. Are they for real?

The fact is, for me, yeah, right. Do you know what it...

Go on. You go on. I'm going first. Can I have the talking, bro?

Yeah. So I'm not mad that they've made a connection.

What I'm mad about is the fact

that you couldn't have said that earlier on.

So has this been happening the whole time

all four of us have been together, and I've been with Callum

and you've been with bloody Jordan?

Have they been eyeing each other up the whole time?

And, OK, yeah, they did tell us that they kissed.

Why are they telling us at the same time?

Because... Kill two birds with one stone.

I'm not a bird. I'm a bloke.

JACK LAUGHS

Well, it seems tonight that some of

the boys aren't as off the hook as they thought.

It's annoying, obviously, because as up to now, like,

I only have Callum to really pursue in here, like, but

I'm not going to let a man think he's bothered my mood.

Not sure Jordan's on the same page as you on that one, Jack.

Boom.

Rather be, oh-oh

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Morning. Morning.

I look to my left and see Callum.

I look forward and see Jordan B,

and if I look over there I see Jordan R and he's got...

he's got a face like thunder!

How do we feel about potential changes,

potential different connections within the group?

I can't wait for a change, me. LAUGHTER

I want a new boy to walk through this door, like, right now.

All right. Well, what's happened? Well, so, last night,

Callum and Jordan got together. Callum, you're OK. OK.

I just think you chat a bit of shit, so we'll clear that up later.

OK. We can chat later. Yeah, we'll talk later.

OK. But wait, can I just say something?

Why are we all annoyed this morning, though?

Because yesterday, when we said it, you guys said it's absolutely fine.

Yeah, you did, to our faces. So why all of a sudden are you annoyed?

Because after evaluating the situation, it's, like,

OK, something could have been said before.

Like, I'm not mad about your kiss at all.

That's perfectly fine. You seem mad, but OK!

Maybe he liked me more than I thought he did.

So maybe I could have handled it a little bit differently.

But at the end of the day, I'm in here for me.

Like, I'm not in here to sugar-coat your feelings, like.

At least, like, make it make sense.

Make it make sense.

Don't say one thing to my face

and then make up something behind your back.

So straight talking is this morning's mantra.

Talking, talking

And as matchmaker Minogue says herself, in the Masseria

there's no room for fake love.

Preach!

Ah! How you doing? I'm all right.

The idea about chatting to Ruben is to gauge where he is.

Because what we have is what I've given,

not what he's given. So, like, what...what the fuck are you

bringing to the table?

How do you feel about things?

I feel I very much like you... Mm.

..but I feel like you're not interested.

You think so? Yeah. Is that...is that

the energy that I'm giving you? Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I really like the way you think. Mm.

And the emotional side to you is very attractive.

And obviously you're stunning,

but I don't feel like you're giving me what I need.

The fact that he came and spoke to me about it,

I do think that there was a bit more of a responsibility

on my part to really,

really let him know how I was feeling in that way.

Like, as you...as you're saying it, like there's been a really,

really, really big part

of me that's really wanted me and you to work out.

Yeah. Same.

And I think that's kind of been

what I've been working for this whole time.

Like, where's the oomph?

I feel like I've just broken up with you.

I'm quite sad, actually, it didn't work.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm quite proud of myself for just, like, cutting it off.

Because I'm actually sick

and tired of just waiting for him to actually be honest.

I'm not here to make fake friends. I want a boyfriend,

and it's just not going to be him.

Hi. Hi.

Despite what's happening with Callum, like,

I still want to get to know you, and that even if that does turn to

friendship, like, why is that a bad thing? I feel like, for me,

that's definitely going to be friendship... But that's fine.

..because I just don't think that you're being genuine with

what you were saying in the Kiss-Off,

and then the next morning... I don't think that's right.

..so that's where my issue's coming from.

I don't think that's right. I think

I was being completely genuine with what I said in the Kiss-Off,

because from what my angle of the Kiss-Off was,

I want to get to know you. Whether that be we can

help each other with personal growth or...

Well, do you think you tried to still get to know me?

Yeah. Mm.

Maybe I could have told you a little bit sooner. I do get that.

Yeah, I think that that's the issue for me, though.

You could have said something to me. I do get that. I do get that.

You could have said something a lot sooner... Yeah, yeah.

..and that's what pissed me off.

It's not just about you. It's about... I'm here for me.

Yeah, I know that you're here for you as well.

In my head, in the most convenient time I could have told you,

I've told you. OK.

Ooh, today is giving break-ups.

Even the statues have got cracks.

But don't worry, boys, just go with your gut

and new connections could be just around the corner.

How's it going?

I think that Lars is really cute.

I think that there's more things to be learned about him.

Let's seize the day.

Oh, seize the gay.

Ruben, I just keep getting, like, a vibe from him.

I don't know whether I'm, like, delusional.

The shake, shake, shake,

shake, shake, shake, for the jiggle. For the jiggle.

And shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

Move backwards, move backwards. And shake and shake and shake.

You're doing it! You're doing it!

I think after Adam, I'm just in a mindset where I'm, like,

let's just go for it. Where's your head at?

I mean, I will say the only one who I'm...

OK. ..wanting to explore with... Yeah.

..is sitting right in front of me right now.

That's convenient. Yeah. Yeah. How'd you feel about that?

I really am very intrigued by you. Mm.

There is kind of, like, this level to you that I'm, like,

really curious about. Yeah. And obviously, you're,

like, insanely attractive. Thank you.

And your eyes are, like, amazing.

You have the most insane eyes. Thank you.

The most insane eyes.

My head up

My fall

To beg for you

head up

Ruben is so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

To beg for you

I'm getting a bit flustered now. Me too! Yeah.

Me too, me too. Ooh!

Yeah! That was... Yeah, that was hot. That was really hot.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Ooh! I need a little lie down after that.

Or maybe a little snack.

I feel like hummus is very gay. Oh, hummus is so gay.

Charcuterie board. Gay. Gay. Cheese.

I think cheese is straight unless it's cut

up into little bits, then it's gay.

Yeah, if it's just a big, ugly block, it's straight.

Speaking of cheese...

..here's a man who definitely knows his gorgonzola

from his Grana Padano.

Oh, my God! Hi, boys.

Emmanuele! Wow!

Emmanuele. Love it when he comes.

Ooh!

That's not what I meant!

I love it when he arrives. How are you feeling?

Good. Good? Good. I'm pooing myself now you're here, Emmanuele.

I love you.

Right, Dannii's asked me to give you this note.

There you go.

Ooh, girl!

And you guys enjoy the rest of the day. Ciao, ciao.

Ciao. Ciao. Thank you, Emmanuele. Bye, sexy. Right, everyone round up.

Come on. What is in the note? Would you like to share?

Ah!

OK. Are you ready? Go on.

"Buongiorno, boys."

Ooh! Ooh!

"I hope you don't get starstruck, because tonight,

"the Masseria will be filled with your queer heroes."

Oh! It's icon! "It's time to strut the red carpet for icons party!"

Argh! CHEERING

Wait! Oh, my God! "Love and kisses, Dannii."

CHEERING

I need to go get ready straight away.

Oh, my God! Love it!

Clamour for glamour

Oh pa-padeo

We're going to do icons

Icon party!

Bring it on, boys.

I'm bloody Elton John, babes.

I'm all about now

Haha!

My name's Ncuti Gatwa and I am

the Scottish Rwandan Time Lord.

He is queer, he is black,

and he's unapologetically himself.

My queer icon is Princess Diana.

There were three of us in this marriage.

It was quite crowded.

I decided to go as Patroclus.

He's a gay hero from Greek mythological times.

My icon for tonight is

Manvendra Gohil,

the first openly gay prince in India.

It's me, Frankenstein's monster.

Hahaha!

Mary Shelley was queer and I

also really just wanted to paint myself green.

Ruben's looks unbelievable in green.

Didn't think I was into stuff like that, but here we are.

I'm dressed as Jake Daniels.

The only openly gay footballer in the UK.

I am the GOAT, Tyler, The Creator.

A rapper, fashion icon.

Yeah, I love him.

I mean, Tyler, The Creator was pretty fit, wasn't he?

A little out of control

I am the one and only

Grace Jones.

Oh, darling.

I am Lisa Vanderpump.

This is my little sex monster, Giggy.

And the girls

I'm loving Lars just completely embodying

Lisa Vanderpump.

Pop those percolates

The icon party was nothing short of iconic and just, like,

cool as fuck.

But hold up. There's one more icon who can really make this party pop.

Iconically late, of course,

it's Miss Dannii Minogue.

We're at the party, busting a few moves,

having a little dance and in walks Dannii.

CHEERING

Oh, my God.

Dannii Minogue looked like a goddess from the desert,

sent to the Masseria to cause some chaos.

My boys, you are looking fabulous!

This is amazing to see you all dressed up

so beautiful, so sparkly. I hope you're enjoying the party,

but...

..I want you to form a line.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Who is being absolutely honest about how they feel?

Savage.

And who is playing games?

I want the most honest up this end.

And those playing games down this end.

Wow. Ooh.

Oh, shit. Wow.

You have exactly five minutes to sort it out.

How the hell can we do that?

And that is what you call iconic.

Well, I'm going to go stand over there

because I broke up with Ruben today,

and I feel like that's pretty honest.

So I'm just going to stand here!

I'm not going to lie. Jordan B, babe, you're looking at the bottom.

I'll go bottom, but you two are with me.

How am I at the bottom? I've not lied about nothing.

OK. I'll stay bottom. What am I lying about?

Tell me what I'm lying about. OK, I'll stay bottom.

Don't make me out to be a liar when I'm not, Jordan. That's...

I'm not. ..weird. Just saying you play games.

Play games with who? I've been open and honest with every single...

So I've been just as open and honest as you. Well, that's the thing.

We've all been really open and honest here.

What? Well, Ruben, you weren't really honest with me.

I had to pull you up, so you should be down there.

Is everybody happy? I feel like, no,

not everybody's happy.

I just think the quiet ones are getting off scot-free,

and the loud ones have been put to the end of the queue.

I think we're more honest than them.

Than who? Than everyone there, down there.

So you think you're more honest than

everyone down there? We're playing games,

but we've been...we've been honest. Honest about the game.

So who over here hasn't been honest, then?

I'm not saying that they've not been honest,

but I'm just saying that we've not been dishonest.

OK.

Wow.

Interesting. Very. Very.

In the Masseria, there's no time for games.

Boys, there are ten of you stood in front of me.

But I can tell you there will not be ten boys waking up tomorrow.

What? Oh, my God.

I'm going home.

I've just got into something that I'm actually really liking and

I'm going to go home and I'm fuming about it.

Next time on I Kissed A Boy...

I think I've caused a gay panic.

Oh! You should have been honest from the get-go.

Well, I said that... Hang on, let me finish, I'm not done.

Have I been coming across as some dickhead player?

We've just had a couple of kisses. I'm raging.

I'm so pissed off. I just need a minute.

The party games are over, boys. It's time to decide where you stand.

Boys! Three more boys. It's giving bukkake.

Into the night

Oh

And

Let the music start

Need to open up

Oh

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