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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:02,923 If you want to create a space like this, 2 00:00:03,023 --> 00:00:07,689 this is my advice, be intentional, and be more with less. 3 00:00:07,789 --> 00:00:09,331 You know, guys, it's funny. 4 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:11,254 I have this thing I say, 5 00:00:11,354 --> 00:00:15,099 why spend money on material things when space and light is free? 6 00:00:15,199 --> 00:00:18,243 Georgie! Focus, please. 7 00:00:20,245 --> 00:00:21,707 There's something missing. 8 00:00:21,807 --> 00:00:24,351 A flatscreen TV? And something to sit on? 9 00:00:24,451 --> 00:00:27,414 I need an "objet" that speaks to the sincerity of the space. 10 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,122 Hi, Mal. 11 00:00:33,222 --> 00:00:34,964 Ah, come for your post, have you? - Well, I... 12 00:00:35,064 --> 00:00:38,489 Just to clarify, I'm 34. You're 34A. 13 00:00:38,589 --> 00:00:40,491 This makes no sense, I have the front door. 14 00:00:40,591 --> 00:00:43,776 I should be 34 and you should be 34B. 15 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:45,898 Either way, can you just use the right address 16 00:00:45,998 --> 00:00:47,380 so I don't get all of your deliveries 17 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,423 for perimenopausal skin supplements? 18 00:00:49,523 --> 00:00:50,744 They're for my mother, thank you. 19 00:00:50,844 --> 00:00:53,108 Er, Mal, this is actually a professional call. 20 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,030 You're a landscape person. 21 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,433 Where would I find a branch? 22 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,536 Have you tried a tree? 23 00:01:12,312 --> 00:01:14,375 Oh! 24 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,017 No, Mal, you're grand. 25 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,260 Anne, um, down a bit. 26 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,342 Mm. Yeah, up a bit. 27 00:01:20,442 --> 00:01:22,225 No, down, down a bit. 28 00:01:22,325 --> 00:01:24,788 So, Della, I heard a rumour that you are doing the car boot BBQ. 29 00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:26,350 Oh, yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:29,074 My wife kindly volunteered my services. 31 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:32,158 Because, you know, after a hard week of frying meat in a restaurant, 32 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,160 you really want to fry meat in a car park. 33 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,884 Well, all I might ask is that you don't make anyone sick, 34 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:39,367 like they were at a certain teenage rampage at your house. 35 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,890 Do you want me to raise funds for your new bog or what, Anne? 36 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,813 It's not my new bog. 37 00:01:43,913 --> 00:01:46,897 It's actually a macerator for the clubhouse toilets. 38 00:01:46,997 --> 00:01:49,220 What, our trusty rusty coat hanger's finally given out, then? 39 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,022 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 40 00:01:51,122 --> 00:01:54,186 It got a real hammering at the crown bowls disco last weekend. 41 00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:57,110 Hi, all! Hi, hello. 42 00:01:57,210 --> 00:01:59,433 - How are ya? - This is Felicity. 43 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,315 - Oh, you brought your mammy! - Yes! 44 00:02:01,415 --> 00:02:03,718 If I'd have known, I'd have brought my mammy. - Aw. 45 00:02:03,818 --> 00:02:06,001 And we could have had a Bring Your Mammy To The Park day. 46 00:02:06,101 --> 00:02:11,688 Right. Er, this is Fi and this is Della, of Shin fame. 47 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:14,452 - Sinn Fein? - Fame. Shin fame, Mummy. 48 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,715 Famous for her restaurant, Shin. 49 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:20,540 Fashion? 50 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,262 - Stylist. - Model. 51 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,064 You've still got it, babe. 52 00:02:24,164 --> 00:02:26,868 And are you a big fan of the football, Felicity? 53 00:02:26,968 --> 00:02:29,872 Oh, God, no. No, I'm here for my sportybob, Georgie. 54 00:02:29,972 --> 00:02:32,155 And the shorts. 55 00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:34,918 Sorry, Mal, Mummy's never head of the Me Too movement. 56 00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:37,581 I have, thanks. We used to call it flirting. 57 00:02:39,464 --> 00:02:41,046 Hey, Brat Gurl Summer. 58 00:02:41,146 --> 00:02:43,569 Look at you! Very cute. 59 00:02:43,669 --> 00:02:45,051 - Very demure. - Kill me. 60 00:02:45,151 --> 00:02:46,333 You smell very lush. 61 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,935 Is that, um, Tom Ford? 62 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,297 Nah. It's just me. 63 00:02:49,397 --> 00:02:50,979 Um, you checking out your socials? 64 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:54,463 You should follow me. Look up "Senuous." - Sensuous? 65 00:02:54,563 --> 00:02:55,945 Sen-u-ous. 66 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:58,468 - That's it! Yeah! - Is that even a word? 67 00:02:58,568 --> 00:03:02,113 Well, it means sumptuous luxury, also very lithe. Very supple. 68 00:03:02,213 --> 00:03:04,797 I had to create a word to capture me. 69 00:03:04,897 --> 00:03:06,719 I'm very hard to describe. 70 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,002 Tall, blonde, posh. 71 00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,524 That's very reductive, Mal. 72 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,689 Anyway, my mantra is minimal, natural, simple. 73 00:03:14,789 --> 00:03:17,012 I'm actually reclaiming the word "simpleton." 74 00:03:17,112 --> 00:03:19,095 Oh, well, if anyone can. 75 00:03:19,195 --> 00:03:22,339 You should follow me, Della. It's a public account, so, yeah. 76 00:03:22,439 --> 00:03:26,344 - I'll give you a follow. - Um... yeah. 77 00:03:26,444 --> 00:03:29,588 - Yeah, sure. - I had to set up an account to keep eyes on Darius. 78 00:03:29,688 --> 00:03:33,393 At the moment it's all Fortnite and Gladiators and, er, UK trap drills. 79 00:03:33,493 --> 00:03:34,795 What about his Finsta? 80 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:36,918 - What about his what-sta? - "Fake Insta." 81 00:03:37,018 --> 00:03:38,320 It's where the kids put all the stuff 82 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,561 they don't want the olds to read. 83 00:03:39,661 --> 00:03:41,203 Darius doesn't have one of those. 84 00:03:41,303 --> 00:03:42,805 According to Mumsnet, they all do. 85 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:44,928 Don't go there, Anne. It's a can of worms. 86 00:03:45,028 --> 00:03:48,172 Anyway, er, Senuous is really gaining traction. 87 00:03:48,272 --> 00:03:50,135 I've actually just been approached 88 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:53,219 to do a piece on minimal living by a magazine. 89 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:55,822 You might have heard of it, Della. SoHaHighLife? - No. 90 00:03:55,922 --> 00:03:58,185 Ah, the free estate agent's mag? - Yes! 91 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:00,788 Yeah. We use it for Morten's rabbit hutch. 92 00:04:00,888 --> 00:04:03,352 Yeah, it's gratis, but it's very aspirational. 93 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,954 For rabbits. 94 00:04:05,054 --> 00:04:08,999 So there is a photographer coming on Monday. 95 00:04:09,099 --> 00:04:11,943 Yeah, just some informal shots of me and my crib. 96 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,769 Next stop, Living Etc, probably. 97 00:04:16,869 --> 00:04:19,412 I don't know. 98 00:04:19,512 --> 00:04:21,215 If you have any bric-a-brac 99 00:04:21,315 --> 00:04:23,498 that you want to off-load for the car-boot sale tomorrow? 100 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:26,902 I mean, maybe like a single candle or something, Anne. 101 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:29,185 What about all the stuff you dumped in my garage 102 00:04:29,285 --> 00:04:31,468 when Johnny stopped paying for your storage? 103 00:04:31,568 --> 00:04:33,030 Hardly bric-a-brac, Mummy, 104 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:36,294 like, a couple of curated items from my style archive. 105 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:45,746 Does SoHaHighLife know you're a secret hoarder? 106 00:04:49,711 --> 00:04:51,714 We're going to need a bigger boot. 107 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:59,023 Anne, focus. Mal needs a hand. 108 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,625 Oh, sorry. 109 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:03,429 Look, Amanda, I found your high horse! 110 00:05:03,529 --> 00:05:05,231 Very amusing, Mal. 111 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:08,435 This was actually the focal point of my old extension. 112 00:05:08,535 --> 00:05:09,957 Can I keep this here, Mummy? 113 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:11,840 No, darling, I'm converting this into a home sauna. 114 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,482 I haven't got space for it elsewhere. 115 00:05:13,582 --> 00:05:16,285 You have four bedrooms and two receptions and a conservatory. 116 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:19,289 It's not my fault I got to keep the house in my divorce. 117 00:05:19,389 --> 00:05:21,973 Yes, I am single. 118 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:23,695 Don't worry, she has a carer to keep her company. 119 00:05:23,795 --> 00:05:26,578 She was not a carer, she was my PA. 120 00:05:26,678 --> 00:05:30,183 I had to let her go when I found her wrist deep in my Creme De La Mer. 121 00:05:30,283 --> 00:05:31,705 This is great, actually. 122 00:05:31,805 --> 00:05:33,347 It's really good, yeah. 123 00:05:33,447 --> 00:05:36,912 No, I'm so ready to streamline all these investment pieces. 124 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:43,120 Hello, Anne? Could you doomscroll on your own time? 125 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,003 OK, it's just that the way to find a kid's Finsta 126 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:48,366 is through his Rinsta followers. 127 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:51,691 And I've just noticed that Darius is being followed by Pierce Brosnan! 128 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:53,333 Oh! 129 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:55,135 - Actually, no, sorry. - It's, um, Percy Bronsan. 130 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:56,537 Right. 131 00:05:56,637 --> 00:05:59,621 He's my uncle and he's a GP in Kildare. - OK. 132 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:01,784 Did you used to live in a stately home? 133 00:06:01,884 --> 00:06:04,587 Mal, no! Don't be silly. 134 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:08,713 No, this was my last-minute mirror for touch-ups by the front door. 135 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:12,958 Right, what about you, Felicity? You carbooting? 136 00:06:13,058 --> 00:06:14,800 Do you want to stick anything in the van? 137 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:17,564 Sadly, no, I've got to say goodbye to my darling friend Bunny tomorrow. 138 00:06:17,664 --> 00:06:19,406 Oh, nice. Where's she off to? 139 00:06:19,506 --> 00:06:22,010 The afterlife, if there is such a thing. 140 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,413 Actually, Bunny was an atheist, so probably not for her. 141 00:06:24,513 --> 00:06:26,335 - Shit. Sorry. - Who's Bunny? 142 00:06:26,435 --> 00:06:28,778 We modelled together in the '80s. - Aw. 143 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:31,542 She had an incredible right leg 144 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,424 and my left was a standout, 145 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:35,867 so we often got booked together for hosiery shoots. 146 00:06:35,967 --> 00:06:37,870 - Oh, sweet! - Yes. 147 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,973 Anyway, dead now. 148 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:48,203 Does Amanda actually make any money from this Senuous stuff? 149 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:50,006 Oh, God, no. 150 00:06:50,106 --> 00:06:52,609 Her ex, Johnny, he covers the mortgage and the child support. 151 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:55,052 And her aunt died a couple of years ago and left her a bit, 152 00:06:55,152 --> 00:06:57,495 but she's probably come to the end of that now... 153 00:06:57,595 --> 00:06:59,818 - Oh! - What? 154 00:06:59,918 --> 00:07:02,421 I've just found it! Darius' Finsta! 155 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:04,785 Ha! It wasn't even that difficult. - 156 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:07,228 Holy Christ! 157 00:07:07,328 --> 00:07:08,990 What?! 158 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,914 It says he's in a relationship! What does that mean? 159 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,918 Darius has a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. 160 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,120 Who is she? I mean, it doesn't say. How do I find her? 161 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,244 - Or him. - I've just run out of juice. 162 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:22,527 Get me a cable. Don't just sit there, Mal, I need juice! 163 00:07:22,627 --> 00:07:23,809 All right, calm down! 164 00:07:23,909 --> 00:07:25,331 Here, breathe into this. 165 00:07:27,754 --> 00:07:29,756 I told you not to go there. 166 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,942 I've just inhaled a crisp crumb. 167 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,705 Sorry, oh! 168 00:07:50,864 --> 00:07:53,367 Ah, look at those, uh... 169 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,970 ...grassy basket things you've made. 170 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,492 They're fantastic. 171 00:07:57,592 --> 00:07:59,735 Shall I hang some around your table? 172 00:07:59,835 --> 00:08:03,059 Yep, but I wouldn't want them to catch on fire, you see. 173 00:08:03,159 --> 00:08:05,262 - I'll be over there, setting up. - Yeah, go. 174 00:08:05,362 --> 00:08:07,365 Looking good, babes. 175 00:08:08,486 --> 00:08:10,549 Yep. Bring her in. 176 00:08:10,649 --> 00:08:11,470 Bring her in. 177 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:12,872 Yep, Keep going. 178 00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:14,113 Bring her in. 179 00:08:14,213 --> 00:08:15,595 Whoa! OK, yeah. 180 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:16,877 You're grand there. 181 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:26,129 Mal! 182 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:28,612 Still no obvious signs of arousal or flirtation. 183 00:08:28,712 --> 00:08:30,735 And a top of the morning to you too, Anne. 184 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:32,417 I've been watching Darius like a hawk 185 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,620 and I'm still none the wiser about his secret girlfriend. 186 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,383 - Or boyfriend. - Do you know who he's getting with, Ned? 187 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:40,187 Is it a girl at school? Who's he shifting? - Anne! 188 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,311 What? It only means kissing with tongues. 189 00:08:43,411 --> 00:08:45,033 Ugh! 190 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,316 Where shall I park, Anne, please? - Oh, right, yeah, uh... 191 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:50,040 ...just, uh, follow the cones all the way down to the end 192 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,142 and the Under-12s' goalie will find a space. 193 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,975 Hey, Amanda! Just follow the cones down 194 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,458 and the Under-12s' goalie will show you the way. 195 00:09:04,558 --> 00:09:06,341 Amanda! Amanda. 196 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,443 Amanda! 197 00:09:10,886 --> 00:09:13,430 Della, hi! Is this spot free? 198 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,532 - No, that's the fire break. - OK, thanks. 199 00:09:16,774 --> 00:09:18,196 - Hi, Amanda. I'm sorry... - Hi, Anne! 200 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,878 I'm sorry, that's not a spot. 201 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:22,141 I'll have to put you in the overspill. - No, here's great. 202 00:09:25,946 --> 00:09:28,209 - Fi! - Hiya, Mands. 203 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:30,311 Hey, kids! 204 00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:35,979 Um, your parasol is encroaching on the walkway. 205 00:09:36,079 --> 00:09:39,823 - Is it, though? - It's a trip hazard, and that is a naked flame. 206 00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:42,667 And this whole scenario is like the opening sequence 207 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,770 of an episode of Casualty. 208 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,420 Happy? 209 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,409 I'm going to check out the stalls. - OK. 210 00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:02,453 Oh, Manus, nothing that won't fit in a drawer or the bin, please! 211 00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:04,735 Amanda! 212 00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:07,699 - Come and get your stuff! - Yeah, bring it over! 213 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:10,223 I said, come and get it! 214 00:10:10,323 --> 00:10:13,046 Yes! Bring it over! 215 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,442 You getting rid of all your crap? 216 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,044 I wouldn't call it crap. 217 00:10:27,144 --> 00:10:30,689 But, um, yeah, as it says on my profile, I don't amass, I eschew. 218 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,131 Bless you. 219 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,335 You know, I Stacey Solomoned my basement. - Oh! 220 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,297 I need to make room for my new workshop. 221 00:10:37,397 --> 00:10:40,842 You know, I really believe that there is money to be made in this. 222 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,206 - Here, for you. - Ah! 223 00:10:45,848 --> 00:10:47,510 - Is it kindling? - No. 224 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:49,793 I did a wicker weaving workshop. 225 00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:52,076 - Ah. - I can't stop. 226 00:10:52,176 --> 00:10:55,521 You've got to get into basketry, babe. It's like pure mindfulness. 227 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,324 And you get a rattan coaster at the end. - Wow. 228 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,806 - Thanks, Fi. - You're welcome. 229 00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:01,408 I'm sorry! 230 00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:03,691 Sorry, sorry, I've not arranged everything yet. 231 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,734 Could you just not touch the... 232 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,417 I'm looking for a hoover. Have you got one? 233 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,520 Do I look like I sell hoovers? 234 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,604 I don't think so, no. 235 00:11:17,248 --> 00:11:19,551 - What's this? - A candle snuffer. 236 00:11:19,651 --> 00:11:21,794 To snuff out candles at the end of a dinner party. 237 00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:24,398 - 20p? - Please, move on. 238 00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,500 We haven't even officially opened. 239 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,542 I literally owned it, then! 240 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,067 Ooh! Is this a scythe? 241 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:49,190 Um, no. 242 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,753 God, man, you really know your tools. 243 00:11:51,853 --> 00:11:53,635 Here, I did a coffee run. 244 00:11:53,735 --> 00:11:56,859 Thought you could do with a caffeine injection. - Oh, thanks, JJ. 245 00:11:58,341 --> 00:11:59,843 - You got a good spot? - Oh, yeah. 246 00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:01,605 Got here at 6am. 247 00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:03,768 Had the whole car park to myself for an hour and a half. 248 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:06,412 You would not believe how many seagulls there are 249 00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:08,254 at that time in the morning. 250 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,777 And this is London! 251 00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:14,382 Yeah, black-headed, not herring, but still. 252 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:16,865 - How are you, JJ? - Hey, Anne. 253 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,508 Ready to raise some serious masticator money. 254 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,391 Abs has had me emptying out the loft all week. 255 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,833 Oh! Are you extending up? 256 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,315 JJ's building me a mini gym. 257 00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:26,517 Yeah, but I'll probably eff it up! 258 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:28,440 I'm not good with my hands, not like your dad. 259 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,322 Oh, yeah, you be careful. 260 00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:32,645 My cousin Gerard, he fell off the roof when he was doing our loft. 261 00:12:32,745 --> 00:12:34,808 Yeah. Landed on the barbecue, 262 00:12:34,908 --> 00:12:37,131 got a shashlik skewer right through the thigh. 263 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:39,454 Missed his testicle by a whisker. 264 00:12:39,554 --> 00:12:41,817 I would recommend him for your loft but, um, 265 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:44,460 he has flashbacks every time he sees a ladder. 266 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,223 And also, he's just moved to Canada. 267 00:12:46,323 --> 00:12:47,945 - Oh. - Yes... 268 00:12:50,047 --> 00:12:52,631 Oh, come for your high horse, Amanda? 269 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,954 Yes, you've done that joke, Mal. 270 00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:57,056 Anne, could you give me a hand, please? 271 00:12:58,058 --> 00:12:59,720 Yeah, yeah, I'd love to. 272 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,484 It's just, I do need to keep eyes on Darius, though. 273 00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:06,889 Anne, leave him be! He'll tell you when he's ready. 274 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:08,892 - I told my mammy everything. - Yeah? 275 00:13:08,992 --> 00:13:10,334 First period, first shift, 276 00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:12,937 the time I thought I broke my hymen on a see-saw. 277 00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:14,900 If I asked Mummy anything personal, 278 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,684 she just steered me to the Just Seventeen problem page. - Oh. 279 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:22,409 That's kind of sad, Amanda. 280 00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:26,715 Yes, that's a bolster. Isn't it lovely? 281 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:28,797 It matched the blinds in my second spare bedroom. 282 00:13:28,897 --> 00:13:31,521 It's, uh, silk from a kimono. 283 00:13:31,621 --> 00:13:33,523 - Would you take 50p? - No. 284 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:37,428 Um, I was thinking more in the region of £85. 285 00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:47,622 Mummy? 286 00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:49,143 What are you doing here? 287 00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:51,647 Oh. I decided I needed a clear-out after all. 288 00:13:53,128 --> 00:13:54,791 How was the funeral? 289 00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:56,633 It was a riot, Amanda. 290 00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,756 No, it was bloody depressing. 291 00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:00,398 I got away as soon as I could. 292 00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,921 Just a lot of old people crying. 293 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:05,004 - Oh, Mummy. - Is this still drinkable? 294 00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:08,909 Oh, I wouldn't, Mum. It's probably been in there... a while. 295 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,539 Who's the biftek hache on bao? 296 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,641 - Here. - Yep, thank you. 297 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:23,047 Got any ketchup? 298 00:14:28,774 --> 00:14:31,558 Your parasol has crept into the thoroughfare again, Della. 299 00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:33,961 - Does it matter? - Well, if everyone took an extra inch, 300 00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,243 what do you think would happen? 301 00:14:35,343 --> 00:14:37,405 Nothing, Anne. Nothing would happen. 302 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:38,767 Is there nowhere else you can stick it? 303 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,910 Oh, no, there is. 304 00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,022 You're fecking kidding me! 305 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,518 Oh, wow! 306 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,742 - Having a good boot, Manus? - Yep. 307 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:24,866 I got some loafers for school, a burner phone. 308 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,750 Ooh, and... 309 00:15:27,850 --> 00:15:29,512 ...an Eiffel Tower snow globe for Gangan. 310 00:15:29,612 --> 00:15:30,874 Ah, nice! 311 00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:32,977 I used to have one just like this. 312 00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:36,481 Exactly like this, actually. 313 00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,763 I got it off Ned's dad. 314 00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:39,325 - I'm Ned's dad. - Oh. 315 00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:42,529 Um... his other dad? 316 00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,841 Payback. For the coffee. 317 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,765 Thanks, mate. 318 00:15:55,445 --> 00:15:59,551 So, um, I found a working Acorn computer, 319 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:01,473 but Abs says I'm under strict instructions 320 00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:03,476 not to bring anything home. 321 00:16:03,576 --> 00:16:05,198 I think that's a brandy bottle. 322 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,360 Limoncello. 323 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,622 Oh, yeah. 324 00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:12,768 That was in our hallway. 325 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,311 Abs wants to put up a photo wall of the kids. 326 00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:19,536 There should be a hat for this. 327 00:16:19,636 --> 00:16:21,899 Oh, is that what this is? 328 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:24,002 A tiny camel hat. 329 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,786 You know, have it. 330 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,228 You know what? Take anything you like. 331 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,430 We're just trying to reclaim some loft space. 332 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,753 Yeah, well, think of the space you'll save 333 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:35,056 - when you get rid of this. - Yeah. 334 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:38,160 Oh, Mal! 335 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:41,244 Mal. Mal, wait! 336 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:43,928 Can you open your van, because I need to put this back in? 337 00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:46,411 Do I have to lug all your old shit home again? 338 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:49,215 Not sure there's any need to be quite so micro-aggressive. 339 00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:51,317 OK. 340 00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:01,671 - It's Morten Fry! - What? 341 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,154 Why does it have to be Fi and Della's kid? 342 00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:07,158 That pair of booze pushers, they practically alcohol-poisoned Darius 343 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:08,960 and now he's going steady with their daughter! 344 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,682 Honestly, I think you should be relieved, Anne. 345 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:13,846 I mean, at least he's not an incel. 346 00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,710 Can you do this? I've done a lot of lifting today. - Yeah. 347 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:23,979 Darius, he needs boundaries. He's so suggestible. 348 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,501 I mean, they'll have him ballooning crack 349 00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,824 before he's even sat his GCSEs. 350 00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:30,467 Anne, those gals are just loosey-goosey, 351 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,070 that is the way they roll. 352 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,593 Don't be so uptight. Watch the corners, it's an antique! 353 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:36,695 - Can you lock up? - Yeah. 354 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,129 Amanda, darling, can you pass me that decanter? 355 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:48,651 I need a top-up. 356 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,894 Yeah, I mean, you have the baldies and the alkies 357 00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:52,936 and the fatty gammons, that makes sense, 358 00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:57,142 but slim women with great legs, no! 359 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,466 This death thing is out of control, Fi. 360 00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,028 They're coming for the models now. 361 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:05,472 Honestly, babe. You've got to get into wicker. 362 00:18:05,572 --> 00:18:08,316 Since I started this fruit bowl, I haven't thought about death once. 363 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,479 Well, it's all I can think about now. 364 00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:11,921 I'm next on the list, I know it. 365 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,963 Can we please stop talking about death, Mummy? 366 00:18:14,063 --> 00:18:16,767 Yeah, let's talk about life! 367 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:19,250 I bet your mate Bunny had a brilliant life. 368 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,932 - What was she like? - Hmm. 369 00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:22,975 She was great fun, actually. 370 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:25,098 A real fixture of the scene. 371 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:28,662 I last worked with her in '98 on a Scholl shoot. 372 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,144 I never understood why she gave up. 373 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:32,187 She had a good eight years of modelling left in her. 374 00:18:32,287 --> 00:18:34,309 Ten with a decent Factor 50. 375 00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:38,995 But, no, she jacked it all in and opened a big cat sanctuary. 376 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:40,597 Oh, she had lions? 377 00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:43,121 No, normal, small cats. 378 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,482 A big small cat sanctuary. 379 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,485 Oh. 380 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,087 Oh. That's lovely. 381 00:18:48,187 --> 00:18:50,010 Gosh, you've got great taste. 382 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,812 Thank you. 383 00:18:51,912 --> 00:18:55,296 You should follow me on the socials. My handle's Senuous. 384 00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,418 Sensuous? 385 00:18:56,518 --> 00:18:58,941 Senuous. S-E-N-U-O-U-S. 386 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,543 Oh, are you an influencer? 387 00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:03,106 I see myself as more of a visual storyteller. 388 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:06,190 They're actually doing a feature on me in SoHaHighLife next month. 389 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:08,313 - Wow! - A pretty big deal. 390 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,836 - Yeah. - Oh! 391 00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:13,039 - Love this guy. - Isn't it great? 392 00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:15,923 - What a lot of fun. Oh. - So good, isn't it? 393 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,726 God, he'd look great in the corner of my kids' bedroom. 394 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:21,850 No, it wouldn't. Um, this is a focal piece. 395 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:26,056 You don't put horsey in the corner, you would build a room around him. 396 00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:28,659 - Oh. All right. - Yeah. 397 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:30,742 What would you let him go for? 398 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,844 - Ooh... - Go on. 399 00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:36,029 - £125. - Oh, OK. 400 00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:40,274 Or maybe... Sorry, more probably like £500. 401 00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:41,876 Please don't finger my pouffe. 402 00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:43,759 Yeah, I'll have a think about it. 403 00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:46,162 Uh, Mummy, would you keep an eye on my stuff? 404 00:19:46,262 --> 00:19:48,885 And if anyone wants to buy anything, just tell them I'll be back in a mo. 405 00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:51,889 - OK. - You know, I'm with Bunny. 406 00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:53,852 I couldn't wait to get out of fashion. 407 00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:56,215 I mean, I don't regret it, I loved all the free shit, 408 00:19:56,315 --> 00:19:57,656 but once we'd had Morten, 409 00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,300 don't know, just didn't have the appetite for it. 410 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,584 There's more to life than clothes and after-parties. 411 00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:05,687 Yeah. Is there, though? 412 00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:16,921 Hi. Where's the tall, blonde posh woman that was here? 413 00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:18,123 Oh, she'll be back in a jiffy. 414 00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:19,925 I was hoping to buy the horse. 415 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:21,928 Oh, God, no, go for it. 416 00:20:22,028 --> 00:20:26,093 Um, what shall we say, uh, 20? 417 00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:27,495 20? Seriously? 418 00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,218 All right, um, 15. 419 00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:32,321 Great! 420 00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,804 There you go. 421 00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,309 Lovely! 422 00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,874 Ah! 423 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,677 I never did like that horse. 424 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,779 Always felt it was looking down on me. 425 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,273 What's her problem? 426 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,796 She hates the Irish. 427 00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:10,710 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Mummy, 428 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,754 where's my high horse, my horse horse... my horse? 429 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:15,556 Well, somebody bought it. 430 00:21:15,656 --> 00:21:17,359 I thought you'd be pleased, now you're a minimalist. 431 00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:18,921 What? 432 00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:21,083 Who took it? 433 00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:23,186 Mummy, which way did they go? 434 00:21:26,991 --> 00:21:28,974 No, Darius just isn't ready, 435 00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:31,337 I mean, he's only just learnt to clip his own toenails. 436 00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:34,020 Morten is going to eat him alive! 437 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,625 It's fine, Anne. They'll go out and then they'll break up 438 00:21:37,725 --> 00:21:40,228 and all the keepsakes that they collected when they were together 439 00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:42,611 will end up being sold to some stranger for a quid. 440 00:21:44,734 --> 00:21:47,237 Oh, Mal, what's wrong? 441 00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:49,961 Abs is Marie Kondoing me out of her history. 442 00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:53,004 That poster of the bus route between Abs' old flat and mine. 443 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:56,649 The limoncello bottle we drank the night I proposed to her. 444 00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:01,215 This stupid money box we bought to save up for our honeymoon, 445 00:22:01,315 --> 00:22:04,059 Abs kept raiding it to buy weed. 446 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:06,342 Mal, are you still in love with your ex-wife? 447 00:22:06,442 --> 00:22:09,746 Are you mental? Have you met her? 448 00:22:09,846 --> 00:22:12,750 Do you know she has an Uber rating of 3.6? 449 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,552 That's a red flag. 450 00:22:14,652 --> 00:22:16,675 - How much for the loppers? - Um... 451 00:22:16,775 --> 00:22:19,298 You know what, mate? Just take 'em. I don't care any more. 452 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:22,642 Guys, have you seen my horse? 453 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,844 - No. - No. 454 00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:28,990 Oh, my God. 455 00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:32,014 Hey! 456 00:22:32,114 --> 00:22:34,778 Hey, excuse me. I'm sorry, that's my horse. 457 00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:36,500 - My horse isn't for sale. - Oh! 458 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,102 Sorry! 459 00:22:38,202 --> 00:22:40,385 No, but I've actually just bought it off your sister, so... 460 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,589 That's my mother and she made a mistake. I'm sorry! 461 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:47,074 Oh, bless her! But I have paid good money for this now, so... 462 00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:48,836 Oh, you can absolutely have your money back 463 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:50,799 but, please, this really means a lot to me. 464 00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:54,123 It was actually the focal point of my old extension. - Oh, sweet! 465 00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:57,607 Yeah, yeah, it was, actually. Thank you! - But it's mine now. 466 00:22:57,707 --> 00:23:00,211 - Oh, thanks for understanding. - So if you could just get off! 467 00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:01,653 - You get off! - Get off! 468 00:23:01,753 --> 00:23:02,894 Get off my high horse! 469 00:23:02,994 --> 00:23:04,997 Get off! 470 00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:13,548 Delete that! 471 00:23:13,648 --> 00:23:15,030 Delete that. 472 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,482 I'm sorry, it's only bog roll. 473 00:23:24,582 --> 00:23:26,584 I can't use that. 474 00:23:27,025 --> 00:23:29,028 Give me your sleeve. 475 00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:38,380 - OK. - You've much nicer things than that wooden pony, Amanda. 476 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,744 You don't get it, Anne. You're not a style obsessive like me. 477 00:23:41,844 --> 00:23:45,309 You probably couldn't name, like, a single interior designer. 478 00:23:45,409 --> 00:23:47,712 - Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen. - Exactly. 479 00:23:47,812 --> 00:23:49,394 Well, there's a reason 480 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,496 that horse was in storage for the last three years. - Yeah. 481 00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:54,480 Because my ceilings aren't high enough. 482 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:58,125 No, it's because that horse belongs to the old Amanda. 483 00:23:58,225 --> 00:24:01,509 I just don't know if I'm ready to give up on Regency proportions. 484 00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:05,334 I miss Chiswick, Anne! 485 00:24:05,434 --> 00:24:08,138 Yeah, but Chiswick doesn't deserve you. 486 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,541 You're the queen of SoHa now. 487 00:24:10,641 --> 00:24:12,984 You're a big fish in a... 488 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:15,107 ...in an up-and-coming pond. 489 00:24:15,207 --> 00:24:17,910 - Yeah, you're the new Amanda. - Yeah. 490 00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:22,596 So much bolder, brighter, braver. 491 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:25,600 I couldn't do what you're doing, reinventing yourself. 492 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:26,962 Yeah. 493 00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:32,028 Thanks for saying that. 494 00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,171 You're like Madonna. 495 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:36,014 Not Madonna, Anne. She's, like, 70. 496 00:24:36,114 --> 00:24:38,116 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. 497 00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:42,241 What? 498 00:24:44,725 --> 00:24:46,387 Darius! 499 00:24:46,487 --> 00:24:48,489 Oh, my God. 500 00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:54,397 - Darius is shifting Georgie! - Oh, my God. 501 00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:56,800 Oh, thank Christ he's not with Morten! 502 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,163 Oh, Amanda. This is the best thing ever! 503 00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:02,087 We're practically like in-laws now! 504 00:25:02,187 --> 00:25:05,491 Yay! Aw, look. Tears of joy. 505 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,822 Yo, flogged all your hoes? 506 00:25:13,922 --> 00:25:16,666 Um, done all right. People love an old tool. 507 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,628 Takes one to know one. 508 00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:20,230 No, but seriously. 509 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,273 Listen, this is for you. 510 00:25:22,373 --> 00:25:26,438 Anne told me you were a bit, like, cut up. 511 00:25:26,538 --> 00:25:28,881 So I thought I should repatriate these to their rightful owner. 512 00:25:28,981 --> 00:25:31,485 Right. Yeah. It's really not that big of a deal. 513 00:25:31,585 --> 00:25:33,587 I get it, I do. 514 00:25:34,589 --> 00:25:36,291 Abs is an amazing woman. 515 00:25:36,391 --> 00:25:38,133 And after everything that happened... 516 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,056 I'm not quite sure what you... 517 00:25:40,156 --> 00:25:42,819 I just want you to know I feel sick to my stomach about it, Mal. 518 00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:44,942 No, I do, because I have to live with the fact 519 00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:46,704 that I stole another man's wife! 520 00:25:46,804 --> 00:25:48,707 - No, but you didn't. - You don't have to say that. 521 00:25:48,807 --> 00:25:51,310 We'd been divorced for two years before you guys even met. 522 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:54,034 Oh, will you stop being the nice guy? 523 00:25:54,134 --> 00:25:55,476 I don't deserve you. 524 00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:58,059 If I could be one tenth of the man you are. 525 00:26:07,351 --> 00:26:09,534 You even give amazing hugs. 526 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:10,975 I should move my car. 527 00:26:11,075 --> 00:26:14,400 But, seriously, though... thanks. 528 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,593 - Ned! - What? 529 00:26:24,693 --> 00:26:26,075 That's my stuff. 530 00:26:26,175 --> 00:26:27,397 Oh! 531 00:26:27,497 --> 00:26:29,499 My bad. I thought this was a bin. 532 00:26:50,005 --> 00:26:52,389 Did you get your big horse back, darling? - No. 533 00:26:52,489 --> 00:26:54,391 I decided to let it go. Move on. 534 00:26:54,491 --> 00:26:57,195 Mal's taken the rest of my stuff to the charity shop. 535 00:26:57,295 --> 00:26:59,718 I'm fully embracing my simpleton lifestyle. 536 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,761 Turn that page. Start anew. 537 00:27:01,861 --> 00:27:03,923 Yeah. Leave the past behind. 538 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,445 My old friend Bunny would approve. 539 00:27:05,545 --> 00:27:07,007 Oh, Mummy. 540 00:27:07,107 --> 00:27:08,650 But she had a great life, right? 541 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,732 Yeah, well, you know. 542 00:27:10,832 --> 00:27:14,617 She died alone in a tiny flat, surrounded by cats. 543 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:18,342 I told you, it was a very depressing funeral. 544 00:27:18,442 --> 00:27:20,445 But you do you, darling. 545 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,687 Who burnt this basket? 546 00:27:37,787 --> 00:27:39,689 Oh, God. 547 00:27:39,789 --> 00:27:41,892 Dels, babe. 548 00:27:41,992 --> 00:27:43,995 I think I've found my calling! 549 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:49,722 - Oh. - I just bought it off that bloke for a fiver! 550 00:27:54,128 --> 00:27:55,670 Yep. Lovely. 551 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:57,272 - Yeah! - Great. 552 00:27:57,372 --> 00:27:59,374 I'm just going to chuck in the back of the car, actually. 553 00:28:00,496 --> 00:28:02,498 Sorry! 554 00:28:07,505 --> 00:28:09,448 So, have you worked for SoHaHighLife for long? 555 00:28:09,548 --> 00:28:10,889 I'm, er, freelance. 556 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,992 Oh, cool. 557 00:28:13,753 --> 00:28:15,856 - Oh, just tuck that... - Oh, behind? 558 00:28:15,956 --> 00:28:17,958 Yeah. 559 00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:26,549 Sorry, do you think I could get a glass of water? 560 00:28:26,649 --> 00:28:28,652 Of course, of course. Absolutely. 561 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,386 I love your minimal style! 562 00:28:40,828 --> 00:28:42,830 Thank you. 42298

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