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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,957 --> 00:00:58,191 [man] The Overworld, 2 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,128 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 3 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,865 is full of epic tales. 4 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,534 Millions and billions of them. 5 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,636 Well, guess what? 6 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:11,539 This one is all mine. 7 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,710 [hawk screeches] 8 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,215 My name is Steve. 9 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,485 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 10 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,657 [growling] 11 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:32,594 [Steve] But it didn't really work out. 12 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,495 Go on! Get out of here! 13 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,732 -Mommy! -[Steve] So, I did a terrible thing. 14 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,601 [miner] Go on! Shoo! 15 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:40,868 -[Steve] I grew up. -[miner] Run! 16 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:43,738 -[phones ringing] -[Steve] Yep, that's me. 17 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,440 Same shirt, same pants. 18 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:49,343 The only thing missing, was my soul. 19 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,814 -What was I doing with my life? -[sighs heavily] 20 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,382 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 21 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,821 And then one day, I remembered something! 22 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,924 [cackles] 23 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,491 [gasping] 24 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,194 [Steve, singsong] That's right! 25 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,129 The mines! 26 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,399 So I geared up to dig deeper 27 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,669 and find out what I'd been missing. 28 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,437 And this time, I was unstoppable. 29 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,507 [growling] 30 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,917 -[yells] -[shouting] 31 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:31,485 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,654 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 33 00:02:32,854 --> 00:02:35,556 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 34 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,892 I could just taste the adventure! 35 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,662 So, I mined my brains out. 36 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,398 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 37 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,298 This thingy. 38 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:48,936 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh... 39 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:52,472 And when I put those two thingies together... 40 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:53,941 [energy pulsing] 41 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:56,343 -...you guessed it. -[gasping] 42 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,913 It opened a portal to another world. 43 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,350 [echoing] The Overworld! 44 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,585 [sheep bleating] 45 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:05,720 [gasps] 46 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,692 This place blew my mind. 47 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,397 [yelping] 48 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:20,902 I'd never seen anything like it. 49 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,870 [bleating loudly] 50 00:03:22,904 --> 00:03:25,305 Whoa! 51 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,308 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 52 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,545 A world where anything you can imagine, 53 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,779 you can create! 54 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:33,313 [exclaiming] 55 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,882 This is my first house. 56 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,249 Bam! 57 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,318 -My second house. -Pshh! 58 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,421 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 59 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,389 Pink house! 60 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,659 Life was good. 61 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,527 -[thumping on door] -[shrieking] 62 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,630 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 63 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,799 [zombies moaning] 64 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,635 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 65 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,437 [wolf howling] 66 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:01,374 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 67 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:03,611 [growling] 68 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:07,414 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 69 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,984 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 70 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,919 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 71 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:13,855 -Hoo-hoo! -[friendly yelp] 72 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:15,355 Attaboy... 73 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,457 -[barks] -...Dennis. 74 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,594 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 75 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,995 Dennis, yeah. 76 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:23,598 Dennis and I were inseparable. 77 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,701 -[barks] -We did everything together. 78 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,637 [Steve whoops] 79 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,940 -[Dennis barking] -We built endless masterpieces. 80 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,012 The more I built, the better I got. 81 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,748 [Steve] Dennis, check it out! 82 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:42,617 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 83 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,351 Ohh! Yeah! 84 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,720 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 85 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,488 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 86 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:50,792 And cows. 87 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,394 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 88 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:56,898 -Life was perfect. -[barking playfully] 89 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:58,966 And the years simply flew by. 90 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,367 -[low rumbling] -[wind hissing] 91 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,402 -[Dennis barking] -[gasping] 92 00:05:03,938 --> 00:05:05,706 Until one day, I came across 93 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,042 -some strange ruins. -[Dennis whimpers] 94 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,111 And a conveniently placed chest. 95 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,411 Ha-hah! 96 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,081 Flint and steel. 97 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,784 Whoa! 98 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:18,619 [joyful shout] 99 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:20,420 [barks] 100 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:21,388 Dennis! 101 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,524 No, Dennis. 102 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:26,928 -[echoing shouts] -[loud rumbling] 103 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:29,429 [Steve] Turns out we'd just opened a portal 104 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,132 to a totally new dimension. 105 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,834 [pigs grunting, squealing] 106 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:33,734 The Nether. 107 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,539 There was no joy or creativity at all. 108 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:39,941 [pig screeching] 109 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:43,511 -Just a mindless lust for gold. -[Dennis howls] 110 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,579 Dennis! 111 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:49,050 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 112 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,085 led by Malgosha, 113 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,387 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 114 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:57,091 Who are you, and why are you so round? 115 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,761 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 116 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,564 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 117 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:04,799 And that Orb. 118 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:07,001 Let's get one thing straight. 119 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:10,638 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 120 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,573 Seize them! 121 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:15,743 [Steve] Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 122 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,778 -the Orb of Dominance. -[cackling] 123 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,479 [Steve] The most powerful cube-shaped orb 124 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,082 in the entire universe. 125 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,950 Listen up, you pigs! 126 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:25,853 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 127 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:29,190 and all its gold will be ours! [cackling] 128 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,725 [Steve] I couldn't let this happen. 129 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,593 The Overworld had saved me, 130 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:34,929 and now I had to try to save it. 131 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,764 We have to stop her, Dennis. 132 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,167 So we escaped! 133 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:42,503 And stole back the Orb! 134 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,205 [warning horn blasting] 135 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,741 [Malgosha] The Roundling got away! 136 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,543 Find him and bring me that Orb! 137 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,512 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 138 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,648 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 139 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,815 You got that, boy? 140 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:55,983 -[affirmative growl] -Good boy. 141 00:06:56,017 --> 00:06:57,450 You're the last hope for this world. 142 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,153 -Now, run! Go, boy! -[Dennis barking] 143 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,188 Run, fluff nugget! 144 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:02,957 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 145 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:04,825 Run! 146 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:05,760 Get off of me! 147 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,729 [barks] 148 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,164 [Steve] Dennis was a hero that day. 149 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,667 He ran like the wind. 150 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:15,569 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 151 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,738 but we had a world to save. 152 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:21,441 -[flesh sizzling] -[squealing in pain] 153 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,612 [Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 154 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,682 and hid the most powerful object in existence 155 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,684 under my waterbed. 156 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,093 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 157 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,028 the Overworld will be safe. 158 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,001 [howling] 159 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:53,641 [Steve] Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 160 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,877 ["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing] 161 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,137 Yeah. 162 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,172 [man on TV] In the late 1980s, 163 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:27,808 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm... 164 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,643 [bell chiming] 165 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:33,247 ...becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 166 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,016 Hunk City Rampage. 167 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,821 Yeah! 168 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,124 [man on TV] His mastery of this two player co-op 169 00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:44,692 shocked the world. 170 00:08:57,004 --> 00:09:00,007 His effective use of the garbage toss move 171 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:04,211 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 172 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:05,646 Pretty soon, he became 173 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,815 the envy of the gaming world 174 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,051 after landing a lucrative deal 175 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:10,951 with Sizzler. 176 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,955 -Yeah! -[game plays fanfare] 177 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,857 Whoo! 178 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:17,992 Yeah, baby! 179 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:19,760 Garbage Man! 180 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:22,129 [mimicking punches] 181 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,298 Yeah, baby! 182 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,901 [man on TV] One thing's for sure... 183 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,702 [grunts] Yeah! 184 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,704 -[people cheering] -...this kid had it all. 185 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,840 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 186 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,808 Yeah! 187 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,110 Mmm... Boo-rah! 188 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,245 [bell chimes] 189 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,147 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 190 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,348 No autographs. 191 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,285 Have a nice day. 192 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:46,987 -[door opens] -[bell chimes] 193 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,189 [groans] 194 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,632 [sighs] 195 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:05,005 ["When I'm Gone" playing] 196 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,114 [song ends] 197 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:16,083 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 198 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,118 [door shuts] 199 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,253 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 200 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,821 To what do we owe this pleasure? 201 00:10:20,855 --> 00:10:22,022 Pleasure? 202 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,191 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 203 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,193 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 204 00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:28,095 An investor. 205 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,664 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 206 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,800 You're gonna love this next unit. 207 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,969 It's got a waterbed. 208 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,937 It's got some pickaxes. 209 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:40,908 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 210 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:45,012 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 211 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,347 That sounds terrible. 212 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,884 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 213 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:53,154 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 214 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:54,722 That's what it says here. 215 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,157 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 216 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,458 Heck, yeah, they are. 217 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,060 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 218 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,696 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 219 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,199 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 220 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:10,037 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 221 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,274 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 222 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,910 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 223 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,745 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 224 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,014 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 225 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,149 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 226 00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:23,184 Okay? 227 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,922 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 228 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,224 Yeah. Let's do it. 229 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,960 [Daryl] And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 230 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,129 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 231 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,264 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 232 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:40,034 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 233 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,936 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 234 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,470 -[sighs] -We got 850. Do we hear 850? 235 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:45,239 Do we-- 850 over here. 236 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,141 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 237 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,310 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 238 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,911 And 900 going three times. 239 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:53,515 And sold to hometown hero, 240 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:56,383 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 241 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,422 [Garrett] I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 242 00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,456 What? 243 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:06,126 [whoops] Come to papa! Cosmos! 244 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,328 Whoo! [blows] 245 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,005 [orb chiming softly] 246 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,541 [Garrett] Daryl? Where is it? 247 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,175 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 248 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,378 -Whoa, whoa, whoa... -[Garrett] Where's the Atari? 249 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,280 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 250 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,949 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 251 00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:29,984 [Garret grunts loudly] 252 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,885 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 253 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,555 [panting] 254 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,357 Oh, no. My store. 255 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,926 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just... 256 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,428 [panting] 257 00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,230 I need a win, man. I need... 258 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,567 I need a win. 259 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,134 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 260 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,036 inside a storage unit... 261 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,540 and recognize that the real treasure... 262 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,009 ...is inside your heart? 263 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,012 [sighs deeply] 264 00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,813 [Daryl] Let's roll, everyone. 265 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,316 This man has no respect for the storage community. 266 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,521 Daryl. 267 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:10,558 ["I Remember You" by Skid Row playing] 268 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:11,825 Oh, man. 269 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,462 [chiming softly] 270 00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:22,803 [shouting along with music] 271 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,438 [radiator pops] 272 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,109 Oh, no! 273 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,979 Oh, man! 274 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,481 What the frick? 275 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:39,053 [screaming] 276 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:46,060 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 277 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,462 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 278 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:51,031 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 279 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,167 Yeah, I read something online. 280 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,968 This place sucks. 281 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,870 Anyways, rent is super low, 282 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,405 and I've got a full-time gig here, 283 00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:01,075 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 284 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,110 [boy] Yeah, I get it. 285 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,179 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 286 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,616 What's going on with that dude? 287 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,951 [screaming and sobbing] 288 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:17,224 [girl] Oh, my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 289 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,959 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 290 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,102 [girl] All right. This is the new neighborhood. 291 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,436 [Henry] When was this house built? 292 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:32,640 [laughing] It's so nice to meet you. 293 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:34,108 Yeah, nice to meet you. 294 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,210 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 295 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,945 Oh... 296 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,914 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 297 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,449 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 298 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,151 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 299 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,253 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 300 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,489 Nice! You must be Henry. 301 00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:50,424 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 302 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,093 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 303 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:56,330 [Dawn] Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 304 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,600 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 305 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,535 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 306 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,202 Call me if you need anything. 307 00:15:03,538 --> 00:15:07,274 Also... I'm really sorry about your mom. 308 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,243 It's really brave what you're doing. 309 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,377 I hope you know that. 310 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,046 Thank you. 311 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,985 -[alpaca braying loudly] -Chill out, man. I'm coming. 312 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,453 Golly! 313 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:26,661 [sighs] 314 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,455 [Natalie] Henry, breakfast is ready. 315 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,024 [Henry] I'm coming. 316 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:00,595 Check it out. 317 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:05,132 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 318 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,635 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 319 00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,637 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 320 00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:10,705 I do. 321 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,239 I'm just trying to help you out. 322 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,642 I got you some body spray. 323 00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:17,010 Signature scents are huge here. 324 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,012 [Henry] Velvet Mischief? 325 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,548 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 326 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,483 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 327 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,652 -Okay. -Love you. 328 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,554 Love you, too. [sniffs] 329 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,223 Smells like banana bread and poo. 330 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:42,670 [bell chimes] 331 00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,081 [exhales] 332 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,421 [orb chiming softly] 333 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,090 [Henry] Your store's really cool. 334 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,592 Yeah, I know. 335 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,594 Looking for anything in particular? 336 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:08,563 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 337 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,064 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 338 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:11,699 I can help. 339 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,302 I'm starting a mentorship program 340 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,705 for people who want to win at the game of life. 341 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,841 -Fifty bucks an hour. -Cool. 342 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,743 How do you actually win at life? 343 00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:24,612 [scoffs] That's literally the answer I charge money for. 344 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,415 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 345 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,217 My sister made it. 346 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,520 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 347 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,321 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 348 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,424 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 349 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,527 It's a wonderful cologne. 350 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,161 And I strongly believe that every young man 351 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,296 should have his own signature scent. 352 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,598 [sniffs] 353 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:45,533 I didn't think I applied very much. 354 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,835 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 355 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,304 Friendship is like a puzzle. 356 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,239 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 357 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,474 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 358 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,176 And people will be like, 359 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,345 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 360 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,081 And they have a right to speak, too. 361 00:18:01,716 --> 00:18:02,884 Any questions? 362 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,519 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 363 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:07,589 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 364 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:09,557 But there are two in winning. 365 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,225 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 366 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,795 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 367 00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:14,896 [class bell ringing] 368 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:21,134 [woman] All right. Let's put this nametag on. 369 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,137 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 370 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:27,675 [chuckles] Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 371 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,410 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 372 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:33,514 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 373 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,483 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 374 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,418 and I'm an open book. 375 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,287 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 376 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,289 recently divorced me. 377 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:46,159 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 378 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:50,297 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 379 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,767 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 380 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:56,904 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 381 00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:58,773 [class bell ringing] 382 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,240 [teacher] Good morning. 383 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,843 Just a little something about myself. 384 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,712 I teach gym, I teach art. 385 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:08,916 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 386 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:12,219 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 387 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,889 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 388 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,693 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 389 00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:21,596 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 390 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:25,399 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 391 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,603 One orange, one banana. 392 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,270 Let's get after it, people. 393 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,807 ["Change Song" by Dayglow playing] 394 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,587 [teacher] What is this? 395 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:47,955 Don't you know what a still life is? 396 00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,691 It means you just draw the thing. 397 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,391 Do the assignment next time. 398 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:53,293 -[book thuds] -[class giggling] 399 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,796 That jetpack would never work. 400 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:56,931 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 401 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,600 My dad said math has been debunked. 402 00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:02,603 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 403 00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:03,871 [laughter] 404 00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,006 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 405 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:05,973 So prove it. 406 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,409 [song resumes] 407 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,727 [song ends] 408 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,930 [students cheering, laughing] 409 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,765 [whistle blows nearby] 410 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:36,403 All right. Count us down, guys. 411 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,273 [all] Five, four, three, two, one! 412 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:44,311 [kids exclaiming] 413 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,281 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 414 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,517 about the new rebrand, 415 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,418 but I don't think you should 416 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,588 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 417 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,560 -[jetpack roaring, whistling] -[all exclaiming] 418 00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:03,664 -[loud booming] -[people shouting] 419 00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:05,933 -[loud, metallic creaking] -[panting] 420 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,435 Chuggy! 421 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,704 Oh, no! 422 00:21:14,575 --> 00:21:16,343 [car alarms ringing in distance] 423 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,779 I was never here, okay? 424 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:22,683 Well, the good news is nobody died. 425 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:25,485 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 426 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,789 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 427 00:21:27,822 --> 00:21:29,624 I need you to call your guardian. 428 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,491 [sighs] 429 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,631 [line ringing] 430 00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:37,799 [Garrett] Game Over World. 431 00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:39,567 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 432 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,068 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 433 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:42,904 [Garrett] Oh, yeah. 434 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:45,006 -[fly buzzing fitfully] -I have a weird favor to ask. 435 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:47,575 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 436 00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,342 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 437 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,945 I have 26 bucks. 438 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,814 ["We Gotta Party" by Jag Team playing] 439 00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:54,849 -[tires screeching] -[motor revving] 440 00:21:58,586 --> 00:21:59,921 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 441 00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,456 You? 442 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,826 The Trash Bag? 443 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,794 It's actually "Garbage Man." 444 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:09,063 Garbage Man, huh? 445 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:12,365 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 446 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,836 But you gotta bungee the lid 447 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:16,771 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 448 00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,808 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 449 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,578 [motor rumbles] 450 00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:25,445 [tires screeching] 451 00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:29,584 [song ends] 452 00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:31,652 [Henry] I just don't get it. It should have worked. 453 00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,654 The math is right. 454 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:35,590 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 455 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,457 Oh, wow. 456 00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:39,794 You're super creative. 457 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:42,730 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 458 00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:44,999 you mind if I get this flyer back? 459 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,535 Paper don't grow on trees, and.. 460 00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,103 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 461 00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:50,470 Well, you can have my book, too. 462 00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:52,840 'Cause I'm done with it. 463 00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:59,847 So what's this stupid junk? 464 00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,082 Who cares? 465 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,918 Probably some new age bullcrap. 466 00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:06,453 I could let it go for like 950. 467 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,788 I wonder what it does. 468 00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:15,162 Hey. Instructions. 469 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:20,067 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 470 00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:22,904 [chortles] 471 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:29,877 [energy thrumming] 472 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,846 [Garrett] Uh, wait... 473 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:33,948 "Do not follow this Orb, 474 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:35,049 even if you're a struggling business owner 475 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,817 and need a ton of cash fast 476 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:39,220 because there's loads of treasure down here." 477 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,855 [stammering] Hey, dude. Dude? 478 00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:42,523 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 479 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:44,125 -[energy pulsing loudly] -[Garrett] What? 480 00:23:44,892 --> 00:23:46,627 -[goats bleating] -[Dawn grunts] 481 00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,164 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 482 00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,066 No, it's okay. What's going on? 483 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,634 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 484 00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:54,602 I tried his phone a million times. 485 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:55,870 He's not answering. 486 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,004 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 487 00:23:57,038 --> 00:23:58,673 I thought he'd still be in detention 488 00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,741 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 489 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:03,878 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 490 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:06,113 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 491 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:08,115 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 492 00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:09,817 -[phone chimes] -Got him! 493 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:12,687 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 494 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,221 -[alpaca shrieks nearby] -What? 495 00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:16,657 Come on. I'll drive. 496 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:18,759 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 497 00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,561 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 498 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:22,462 -[Mr. Scribbles gurgling] -[Dawn] Hop in. 499 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:23,864 Okay. 500 00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:30,538 [Garrett] You go first. I'll cover your six. 501 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:31,572 [Henry] Yeah, yeah. I got you. 502 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,743 [Garrett] Danger. Whatever. 503 00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:38,546 [panting] 504 00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,014 [whimpering] 505 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:46,787 [Henry] Whoa. 506 00:24:48,289 --> 00:24:49,757 [Garrett] Whoa. 507 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:01,035 -[Natalie] Henry! -Oh, gosh! 508 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,537 What are you doing down here? 509 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:05,639 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 510 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,174 Who, me? Oh. 511 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,542 [Natalie] I'm sorry. What? 512 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,911 Hey, guys! Guys! 513 00:25:11,212 --> 00:25:12,613 -[orb chiming, pulsing] -It's pulling me, guys. 514 00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:14,181 -[groans, yells] -Whoa! 515 00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:15,182 Oh, Henry! 516 00:25:15,216 --> 00:25:16,717 [groaning] 517 00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:18,586 [all shouting] 518 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,955 Henry, let go of that thing! 519 00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:25,092 [Henry yelling] 520 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:26,193 [grunts] 521 00:25:28,095 --> 00:25:29,730 [groans] 522 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:32,666 [yelling, grunting] 523 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,037 [groans] 524 00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:39,673 [screams, grunts] 525 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:42,109 [yells] 526 00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:43,944 [both grunt] 527 00:25:43,978 --> 00:25:47,681 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 528 00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:49,583 -[Dawn groaning] -[Natalie grunts] 529 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:01,295 [sighs] 530 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,709 [Garrett] Yep. 531 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:17,845 We're not in Idaho anymore. 532 00:26:18,179 --> 00:26:20,047 I think this is Wyoming. 533 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,116 Wait, who are you again? 534 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,618 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 535 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,654 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 536 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:29,123 Whatever. I barely think about it. 537 00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:30,724 [sheep bleating] 538 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,159 What the heck? 539 00:26:32,193 --> 00:26:33,694 [bleating] 540 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,062 [Garrett] Oooh. 541 00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:36,864 If that's what I think it is, 542 00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:38,232 it could be our first quest giver. 543 00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:39,900 [retches] 544 00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,235 I'll do the talking. 545 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:43,704 [Garrett] All right, yeah! 546 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,306 -[Natalie] Henry! -[Dawn] Yeah, Henry! 547 00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:46,807 Come on back here. 548 00:26:46,841 --> 00:26:48,175 [Natalie] What are you doing? 549 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,678 Hmm. 550 00:26:52,113 --> 00:26:53,681 Hmmm... 551 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:55,983 Huh-huh. 552 00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:59,120 Uh-huh... 553 00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:04,892 [roaring] 554 00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,660 [piglins snorting, grunting] 555 00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:09,897 [Malgosha] Listen up, you swine! 556 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,198 [piglin squeals] 557 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,901 [Malgosha] If you can't find more gold, 558 00:27:13,934 --> 00:27:17,204 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 559 00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:18,706 [leaping grunt] 560 00:27:18,739 --> 00:27:20,274 [piglin babbling quietly] 561 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,208 [Malgosha] You! 562 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,244 What are you making? 563 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:26,881 Come closer. It's all right. 564 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,949 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 565 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:30,184 [whimpering fearfully] 566 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:33,320 Oh! How pretty. 567 00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:36,390 But how will that help me find more gold? 568 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:37,791 [squeaks] 569 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:38,926 Oops. 570 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:40,728 Huh? 571 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:42,129 What? 572 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:46,934 Well, looky what we have here. 573 00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:48,068 [curious grunts] 574 00:27:48,102 --> 00:27:50,037 [cackling] 575 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,843 Our time has come. 576 00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:00,080 [seething] 577 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,386 [metallic clinking] 578 00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:06,887 [blowing] 579 00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:07,988 [Malgosha] Roundling! 580 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,157 Malgosha! 581 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:12,159 Was I unclear when I said 582 00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:15,462 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 583 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,065 -[guard squeaks] -[Steve yelps] 584 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:21,235 -[gasps] -The Orb has returned. 585 00:28:23,037 --> 00:28:24,138 It can't be. 586 00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:26,273 Dennis? 587 00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:30,911 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 588 00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:34,148 It would be a privilege, my liege. 589 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,350 We're going to unbind you now. 590 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:39,920 Don't do anything stupid. 591 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,255 [scoffs] Of course not. 592 00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:43,023 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 593 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,025 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- [gasps] 594 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:47,795 Go ahead. Strike me down. 595 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:51,865 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 596 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,367 How do I know you're telling the truth? 597 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,970 There's only one way to find out. 598 00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:58,906 The Orb for your little dog's life. 599 00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:01,075 [piglin guards guffawing] 600 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,176 [tense grunt] 601 00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:05,279 Hah-rr... 602 00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,549 Huh. 603 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,283 -[Dennis barks] -Hrr... 604 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:12,820 -Hm? -[barking] 605 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,321 Mm-hm. 606 00:29:23,831 --> 00:29:24,832 [bleats] 607 00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:27,234 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 608 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,104 We humbly seek gold. 609 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:33,073 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 610 00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:35,142 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 611 00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:37,111 and I am telling you, that thing 612 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,812 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 613 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,247 Shh... 614 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:41,949 -We're talking. -[sheep bleating] 615 00:29:41,982 --> 00:29:43,585 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 616 00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:45,386 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 617 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,528 [howling] 618 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,329 That feel quick to anyone else? 619 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:56,363 [bleating] Yeah. 620 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:06,040 All right, everyone. 621 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:07,474 -Stay calm. -[panting] 622 00:30:07,509 --> 00:30:08,876 Relaje. 623 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,579 Free Garbage tip. 624 00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:16,850 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 625 00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,620 -[faint rattling] -What in the hell? 626 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:22,089 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 627 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,291 to your body plane's navigation system. 628 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,993 What? 629 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:29,196 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 630 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:31,165 [guttural chittering] 631 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:32,900 [whimpering] What am I doing here? 632 00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:34,968 [skeletons shrieking] 633 00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:39,106 [screaming] 634 00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:40,441 [all shrieking] 635 00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:41,308 [Dawn] Run! 636 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,611 [Henry] Garrett! 637 00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:46,080 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 638 00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:47,915 [yelps, grunts] 639 00:30:48,482 --> 00:30:51,051 [repeatedly grunting] 640 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,188 [defeated moan] 641 00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,323 [all screaming] 642 00:31:00,327 --> 00:31:01,995 [yelping] 643 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,538 [skeletons shrieking] 644 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,374 [all continue screaming] 645 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,242 [grunting] 646 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:16,977 -[gasps] -Henry! 647 00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:22,517 [Henry] Whoa! 648 00:31:31,258 --> 00:31:33,060 [zombies groaning] 649 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,597 -[Natalie] Oh! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 650 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:37,164 We need to go right now! 651 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:38,966 [Natalie] Henry, come on! 652 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,034 [Dawn] It's not a good time to stop. 653 00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:43,203 Henry! Hurry up! 654 00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:44,171 [chuckles] 655 00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,608 [Garrett screaming] 656 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,208 [grunting] 657 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,683 -[skeletons clatter menacingly] -[yelling] 658 00:31:58,218 --> 00:31:59,953 [Henry grunting] 659 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:01,288 How's he doing that? 660 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:03,190 I don't know, but it might work. 661 00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,627 [Natalie] This way! Faster! 662 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,060 [Dawn] You got this. 663 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,429 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 664 00:32:08,462 --> 00:32:11,231 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 665 00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,568 [Natalie] Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 666 00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,402 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 667 00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:18,439 [hissing] 668 00:32:23,711 --> 00:32:26,346 [thudding] 669 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:34,288 [sinister hissing] 670 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,434 [sparking softly] 671 00:32:47,468 --> 00:32:48,603 [squeaky chirp] 672 00:32:50,471 --> 00:32:53,207 [Garrett inhaling tensely] 673 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:55,710 -[yelps] -[squeaky chittering] 674 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,779 [booming thuds] 675 00:32:57,812 --> 00:32:59,179 [squeaking] 676 00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:00,782 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 677 00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:03,383 [shrieks, grunts] 678 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:04,619 [coughing groan] 679 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:06,721 -[zombies moaning] -[sheep bleating] 680 00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:10,157 [sheep screaming] 681 00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,628 [screaming] Henry! 682 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,996 Help me, please! Henry! 683 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:18,398 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 684 00:33:22,704 --> 00:33:23,638 [Henry] Garrett! 685 00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:25,239 [Natalie] What are you doing? 686 00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:27,140 They're right behind you! 687 00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,676 -Up here! -[Henry] Garrett, over here! 688 00:33:32,446 --> 00:33:34,782 [Dawn] Oh, no! That can't be good! 689 00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,584 You idiot. Run! 690 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,821 -[Dawn] Watch out! -[Natalie] Hit it and run! 691 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:42,089 [shrieking] Open the door! 692 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:44,091 -[zombies growl] -[all screaming] 693 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,628 Hai! Go away! 694 00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:50,665 -[yelling] -[zombie groans] 695 00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:53,200 [Dawn] Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 696 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:55,068 [Henry yelling] 697 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,641 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 698 00:34:00,274 --> 00:34:03,310 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 699 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,647 Hank! Oh, man. 700 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:07,749 Oh, man, no! 701 00:34:07,782 --> 00:34:10,618 [high-pitched screaming] 702 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:13,353 -[muffled yell] -[both grunt] 703 00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:14,689 [Garret groans] 704 00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:17,457 -[Henry grunting] -[zombies growling] 705 00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:22,697 [creeper hissing] 706 00:34:23,831 --> 00:34:25,567 [both yelling] 707 00:34:28,302 --> 00:34:29,804 [screaming] 708 00:34:33,575 --> 00:34:36,209 [all shrieking] 709 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:40,682 [all crying, whimpering, screaming] 710 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:44,552 [screaming stops] 711 00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:46,386 [zombie gurgles, groans] 712 00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:50,424 ["Lil Boo Thang" by Paul Russell playing] 713 00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:51,425 [Garrett shrieks] 714 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,460 [Steve yells] 715 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,196 [grunting aggressively] 716 00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:59,801 Whooo! [yells] 717 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:00,768 [all whimper] 718 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:02,604 [grunting] 719 00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,310 Kyaa! Hyaa! 720 00:35:10,344 --> 00:35:12,279 -[yells] -[gurgling gasp] 721 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,649 Ha-hah! Taste it! 722 00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,452 -[arm splats] -[blows] 723 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:20,655 -[fist rattles] -Skyy-ah! 724 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:24,191 -Sneak attack! -[both grunt explosively] 725 00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:24,826 [Garrett yelps] 726 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:27,895 [zombie growls] 727 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:30,330 Uh-oh... 728 00:35:30,932 --> 00:35:33,133 [zombie flesh sizzling] 729 00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:36,236 -[grunts] -[zombies wailing] 730 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,572 Huh? 731 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,406 [Steve cackles] 732 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,375 [zombies howling] 733 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,877 -Ha-hah! -[song ends] 734 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,344 [Dawn exhales] 735 00:35:44,378 --> 00:35:45,813 Who are you? 736 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,147 I... 737 00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:49,517 ...am Steve. 738 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:51,318 [cow moos in distance] 739 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,888 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 740 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:55,657 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 741 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,290 Then how'd you get that? 742 00:35:57,324 --> 00:36:00,360 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 743 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:02,396 Do you even know what that is? 744 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,231 It's the Orb of Dominance. 745 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,265 It's a cube. 746 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,801 Okay. [exasperated shout] 747 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,201 You people seriously 748 00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:09,704 have no idea what you're dealing with. 749 00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:11,639 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 750 00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:13,206 No way! 751 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,642 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 752 00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:17,477 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 753 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:18,846 but you can't get home. 754 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,248 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 755 00:36:21,281 --> 00:36:23,216 Not without the Earth Crystal. 756 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,353 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 757 00:36:26,386 --> 00:36:27,287 Nuh-uh. 758 00:36:28,156 --> 00:36:30,223 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 759 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:32,259 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 760 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:33,561 I got Frodo vibes. 761 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:35,228 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 762 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:36,463 Yes! 763 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,932 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 764 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,801 It's your only way home. 765 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:42,235 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 766 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:43,538 at the Woodland Mansion, 767 00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:45,707 but going there would get you all killed! 768 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:47,240 Well, so would staying here. 769 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,610 Fair enough. 770 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:50,845 Listen, I can get you home, 771 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,714 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 772 00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:53,981 So, what are you gonna do with it? 773 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,883 None of your concern! 774 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:59,587 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 775 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,988 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 776 00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:03,490 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 777 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:05,893 All right, Steve. 778 00:37:06,561 --> 00:37:07,962 Under two conditions. 779 00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:10,965 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 780 00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:12,967 Two, if you double-cross us... 781 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,334 [mimics punching noise] 782 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:18,371 ...I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 783 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:21,042 [sighing] This guy is such a toolbag. 784 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,510 -[Dawn] I'm so sorry. -[grunts] 785 00:37:22,543 --> 00:37:24,946 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 786 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,814 Hmm! 787 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:28,616 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 788 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,685 just got himself a deal. 789 00:37:30,718 --> 00:37:32,452 [manly grunts] 790 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,654 Ooh. 791 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:35,890 [menacing grunt] 792 00:37:36,323 --> 00:37:37,658 Oh, my God. 793 00:37:37,692 --> 00:37:39,026 [Steve] All right. 794 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,728 First we need to load up on some gear, 795 00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,530 or we're all gonna die. 796 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:43,698 Let's go to Midport Village. 797 00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:46,934 This guy's lost his mind. 798 00:37:46,968 --> 00:37:47,869 [Steve] Move out! 799 00:37:52,907 --> 00:37:54,474 [horn blaring] 800 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:57,879 -Harr. -[horn honks] 801 00:37:59,914 --> 00:38:01,414 [horn blowing] 802 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,350 Hurrr... 803 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:06,353 -Mm-hm! -[horn blares] 804 00:38:06,386 --> 00:38:08,790 [prolonged scream, groan] 805 00:38:09,489 --> 00:38:12,627 -Hrrr... -[Marlene] Oh, no. Not again. 806 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,361 -[groans] -[Marlene] Oh! 807 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,097 I am so sorry. 808 00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,498 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 809 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,635 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 810 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,006 Your head is huge. 811 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,574 Harr... 812 00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:28,743 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 813 00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:30,711 Because everyone wants to sue me 814 00:38:30,745 --> 00:38:32,980 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 815 00:38:33,014 --> 00:38:35,716 -Hurr. -Oh, my. 816 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,451 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 817 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,588 Would you like to go to dinner? 818 00:38:40,621 --> 00:38:41,589 Huh. 819 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:52,099 [Steve] Here it is. Midport Village. 820 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,001 I got a secret stash of elite loot 821 00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:56,003 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 822 00:38:56,037 --> 00:38:58,471 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 823 00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:00,541 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 824 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:03,443 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 825 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,580 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 826 00:39:05,613 --> 00:39:08,916 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 827 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,585 They love crushing loaf. 828 00:39:10,618 --> 00:39:11,919 So they built all this? 829 00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:13,486 [Steve] Yeah, most of it. 830 00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:16,757 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 831 00:39:18,759 --> 00:39:21,629 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 832 00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:22,563 [Steve] No. 833 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:25,666 That's a legend. 834 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,102 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 835 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:29,670 you can make. 836 00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:32,139 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 837 00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:34,141 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 838 00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:36,644 Pretty killer for a first build. 839 00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:38,445 -[metallic growling] -[screams] 840 00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:41,716 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 841 00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:42,917 Local security force. 842 00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:45,653 [metallic grunt] 843 00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,555 But they're a bunch of big softies! 844 00:39:47,588 --> 00:39:49,389 [metallic scoff] 845 00:39:50,992 --> 00:39:52,860 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 846 00:39:52,894 --> 00:39:53,995 Don't ever do that! 847 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:55,897 This place makes no sense. 848 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:56,964 [Steve] Come with me! 849 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,802 [Garrett] Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 850 00:40:01,836 --> 00:40:03,771 [Steve] I got just the place, buddy. 851 00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:06,874 [chickens squawking] 852 00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:08,743 [Steve] Hello, there. 853 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,978 Whoo-hoo! 854 00:40:11,012 --> 00:40:13,681 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 855 00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:15,549 You ever wonder what happens 856 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,652 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 857 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,655 I did, and you're about to find out. 858 00:40:20,855 --> 00:40:21,656 [scoffs] 859 00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:22,924 Uh-oh! 860 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:28,029 -[bell chimes] -[squawks] 861 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,598 -[sizzling] -Mm? 862 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,066 You hear that? 863 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,634 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 864 00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:35,503 -[chuckles] -[Steve] Mm-hm. 865 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:38,005 -Smell that smell. -[jangly beat playing] 866 00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:39,707 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 867 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,676 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 868 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:44,779 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 869 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:47,848 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 870 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:50,918 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 871 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:54,922 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 872 00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:56,057 [bell dings] 873 00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,793 [sizzling] 874 00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:01,996 I have a small business, too. 875 00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:04,699 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 876 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,235 -[sizzling] -[yelping] 877 00:41:08,269 --> 00:41:10,271 [snorts, spits] Friggin' loser. 878 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,007 -[gibbers, gasping] -Pass the bird, turkey. 879 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,543 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 880 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,878 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 881 00:41:17,912 --> 00:41:19,113 Garrett, wait! 882 00:41:19,981 --> 00:41:21,248 Hear my words. 883 00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:23,551 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 884 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:24,785 Let it cool down, man. 885 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,624 Mm-hm. 886 00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:33,027 [snorts] 887 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:35,529 [growls] 888 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:37,565 Not bad. 889 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:41,902 [mouth sizzling] 890 00:41:44,138 --> 00:41:45,539 [whimpers] 891 00:41:45,573 --> 00:41:47,875 Garbage Man... you're a big-time idiot. 892 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:51,979 [piglins grunting, squealing] 893 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,280 [Malgosha] What is it? 894 00:41:53,314 --> 00:41:55,583 -[oinking urgently] -[Malgosha] What? 895 00:41:55,616 --> 00:41:57,018 [angry grunt] 896 00:41:57,051 --> 00:42:00,154 General Chungus! Get over here. 897 00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:02,089 [snarling] 898 00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:05,559 [fearful chattering] 899 00:42:06,594 --> 00:42:09,330 [ferocious roar] 900 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,664 [coughing] 901 00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:13,667 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 902 00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:16,904 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 903 00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,572 Well, that's a bummer. 904 00:42:18,773 --> 00:42:21,175 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 905 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,310 My spies tell me he has taken them 906 00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,312 to his lava chicken shack. 907 00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:28,249 No way. I love that place. 908 00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:30,317 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 909 00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:31,952 Shut up! 910 00:42:31,986 --> 00:42:34,121 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 911 00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,956 and kill the Roundlings. 912 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:38,993 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 913 00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:40,361 Are you serious? 914 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:42,063 What do you think I'm talking about? 915 00:42:42,096 --> 00:42:43,731 Okay. 916 00:42:43,764 --> 00:42:46,033 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 917 00:42:47,168 --> 00:42:50,137 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 918 00:42:50,638 --> 00:42:53,774 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 919 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,009 Deal with it! 920 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,043 No worries. 921 00:42:57,645 --> 00:42:59,747 All right. Drink up, guys. 922 00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:01,315 You don't wanna zombify up there. 923 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:03,050 But just tiny sips, okay? 924 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,822 Harr... 925 00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:11,125 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 926 00:43:11,158 --> 00:43:12,993 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 927 00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:15,229 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 928 00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:18,833 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 929 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,802 We need to find a real map, Steve. 930 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:24,238 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 931 00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:26,907 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 932 00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:29,844 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 933 00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,912 You should let him explore it. 934 00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:34,115 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 935 00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:35,850 Okay, well, in the real world, 936 00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:37,785 things are a little bit different. 937 00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:40,087 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 938 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,322 they sit at the bummer lunch table 939 00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:42,890 and they get bullied. 940 00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:44,425 [chuckles] Don't I know it. 941 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,694 Do you even realize what he did back home? 942 00:43:46,727 --> 00:43:48,762 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 943 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,631 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 944 00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,134 Henry, that's not what I meant. 945 00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:55,870 That's not what I was saying at all. 946 00:43:55,903 --> 00:43:57,138 [sighs] 947 00:43:57,171 --> 00:43:58,839 [Garrett] Just so you know, 948 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,642 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 949 00:44:03,344 --> 00:44:04,145 Yeah. 950 00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:06,680 [sighs] 951 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,215 Spin kick. [groans] 952 00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,652 -You okay? -Fine. 953 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:14,088 Look, I found one of these 954 00:44:14,121 --> 00:44:16,157 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 955 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:17,825 Looks legit. Come on. 956 00:44:20,427 --> 00:44:22,730 [Steve] Welcome to the stash. 957 00:44:22,997 --> 00:44:24,231 TNT. 958 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:27,301 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 959 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:28,969 Boots of Swiftness. 960 00:44:29,003 --> 00:44:30,237 Diamond armor, full set. 961 00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:33,007 And blades for days. 962 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,843 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 963 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:37,411 Whoa. 964 00:44:40,515 --> 00:44:42,149 Bogus layout, bro. 965 00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:44,952 Look but don't touch. 966 00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,087 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 967 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:52,159 Hrr. 968 00:44:54,161 --> 00:44:55,896 [hinges creaking] 969 00:44:57,932 --> 00:44:59,300 What's this junk? 970 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,302 That is an Ender Pearl. 971 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,070 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 972 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,407 -Yeah, right. -No! 973 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,175 [yells, gasping] 974 00:45:08,909 --> 00:45:09,977 Oh, God. 975 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:11,045 What the... 976 00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:13,247 And that was the only one I had. 977 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,815 No biggie. 978 00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:17,117 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 979 00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:18,485 Come with me. 980 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:27,027 This is a crafting table. 981 00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:28,395 Here's how it works. 982 00:45:28,429 --> 00:45:31,332 You place these elements in different patterns, 983 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:33,200 and kaboom! 984 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,905 You got yourself a sweet blade. 985 00:45:38,872 --> 00:45:40,542 [metallic ringing] 986 00:45:40,575 --> 00:45:41,775 [Garrett] You wanna see a blade? 987 00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:44,912 I'll show you a blade. 988 00:45:45,846 --> 00:45:47,314 -Yeah! -[objects clattering] 989 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:50,884 Hammer. 990 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:53,220 Kadoosh! 991 00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:54,556 Ahh... 992 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:55,856 [wheezing cough] 993 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:58,459 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 994 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:01,529 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 995 00:46:01,563 --> 00:46:04,265 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 996 00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:06,033 They're... 997 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:08,235 Buck-Chuckets. 998 00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:09,970 Uh... they're what? 999 00:46:13,274 --> 00:46:14,275 Hey, can I try something else? 1000 00:46:14,308 --> 00:46:15,976 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 1001 00:46:21,048 --> 00:46:22,316 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 1002 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,117 Yeah. Sorry. 1003 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:27,421 [Steve] Ohh! 1004 00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:29,823 It's a Tot Launcher. 1005 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,393 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 1006 00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:34,128 to create something amazing. 1007 00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:35,462 That is next-level. 1008 00:46:35,496 --> 00:46:37,164 [Garrett] Hank? 1009 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,399 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 1010 00:46:38,432 --> 00:46:40,134 -Yeah. -Sweet. 1011 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:42,469 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 1012 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:44,004 Sure thing. 1013 00:46:45,139 --> 00:46:47,141 [launcher powers up] 1014 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,144 [axe clanging] 1015 00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:52,880 What's up? 1016 00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:54,848 You know that note you left with the Orb? 1017 00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:55,983 The one about the riches? 1018 00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:57,451 I read it. 1019 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,920 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 1020 00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:02,389 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 1021 00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:03,591 So this treasure load, 1022 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:05,527 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 1023 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,494 Not really. It's a major detour. 1024 00:47:07,529 --> 00:47:09,597 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 1025 00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,165 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 1026 00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,236 No diamonds, no Orb. 1027 00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:19,039 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 1028 00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:22,943 Hurr... 1029 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:26,313 Good day. 1030 00:47:26,347 --> 00:47:27,615 Huh... 1031 00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:32,319 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 1032 00:47:32,353 --> 00:47:33,987 Uhhrr-uhr? 1033 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,189 [clears throat] We just need a map. 1034 00:47:35,222 --> 00:47:36,490 [distant growling] 1035 00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:37,925 Uh-oh. 1036 00:47:39,059 --> 00:47:40,894 -Nat? -Dawn? 1037 00:47:40,928 --> 00:47:41,962 Something's going down. 1038 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:45,933 [piglins vocalizing] 1039 00:47:51,405 --> 00:47:53,307 [surprised gurgle] 1040 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:55,242 [piglins thundering] 1041 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:02,015 Huh. 1042 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,419 [Chungus] All right, guys, 1043 00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:07,921 just start trashing their produce. 1044 00:48:07,955 --> 00:48:09,323 Villagers hate that. 1045 00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:14,161 -[footsteps thudding] -[piglins howling] 1046 00:48:14,395 --> 00:48:16,430 [all shouting, wailing] 1047 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:22,936 [all roaring] 1048 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:26,340 [guttural roar] 1049 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:28,510 [both gasp] 1050 00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:29,577 [shocked yelp] 1051 00:48:30,377 --> 00:48:31,278 [screaming] 1052 00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:34,148 [both yell] 1053 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:39,420 Who are these guys? 1054 00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:41,388 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 1055 00:48:42,423 --> 00:48:43,957 [all grunting] 1056 00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:47,461 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 1057 00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:50,264 Crap! Chungus. 1058 00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:54,101 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 1059 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,269 [yells sharply] 1060 00:48:55,302 --> 00:48:57,004 Malgosha double-crossed me. 1061 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,541 We just need that Orb thingy. 1062 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,074 You know this guy? 1063 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:03,310 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 1064 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:05,212 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 1065 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:07,582 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 1066 00:49:07,615 --> 00:49:08,982 You lose some weight? 1067 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:10,752 Stand back, boys. 1068 00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,252 This pig is mine. 1069 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:13,420 No. 1070 00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:16,658 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 1071 00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:18,593 This pig is mine. 1072 00:49:21,696 --> 00:49:22,530 [curious grunt] 1073 00:49:24,331 --> 00:49:25,600 [bucket clangs] 1074 00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:28,435 Steve! 1075 00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,474 [groans, grunts] 1076 00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:34,975 [yelling] 1077 00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:36,611 [shrieks] 1078 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:38,746 [tot launcher powers up] 1079 00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:46,220 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 1080 00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:47,321 Do you think we could take these guys? 1081 00:49:47,354 --> 00:49:48,155 [both shriek] 1082 00:49:51,626 --> 00:49:52,727 [heavy grunts] 1083 00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,065 [Natalie] Come on, let's do this! 1084 00:49:58,098 --> 00:49:59,299 [Dawn] Yeah, we got this! 1085 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,134 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1086 00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,436 [grunts] 1087 00:50:03,738 --> 00:50:06,006 [belly rumbling] 1088 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,709 [Natalie grunts] 1089 00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:16,216 [Dawn yelps] 1090 00:50:23,357 --> 00:50:25,058 [groans] 1091 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:29,531 Hai! 1092 00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,700 Nice moves, bro. 1093 00:50:35,369 --> 00:50:37,104 -[attacking shriek] -[Chungus] Sorry. 1094 00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:38,438 [Garrett grunts, groans] 1095 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:41,275 [Natalie yelling] 1096 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:43,745 [Dawn] Yes! 1097 00:50:45,647 --> 00:50:47,414 [screams] 1098 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:51,719 [groaning] 1099 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:53,521 [Chungus] The party's over, bud. 1100 00:50:53,555 --> 00:50:55,489 Just give me the Orb. 1101 00:50:55,523 --> 00:50:57,257 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 1102 00:50:57,559 --> 00:50:58,492 What? 1103 00:50:58,826 --> 00:51:00,795 [Chungus] Whoa! 1104 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:01,729 Thanks, big guy. 1105 00:51:02,129 --> 00:51:03,163 Ninja roll! 1106 00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:05,299 [pained groan] What happened? 1107 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,301 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 1108 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,402 You can thank me later. 1109 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:10,538 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 1110 00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:16,109 [villagers shouting] 1111 00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:18,378 [panting] 1112 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,815 [slow motion] Henry! 1113 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:24,619 Nat, we have to go now. 1114 00:51:24,652 --> 00:51:26,554 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 1115 00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,121 He needs you alive, okay? 1116 00:51:28,155 --> 00:51:29,591 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 1117 00:51:29,624 --> 00:51:31,425 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 1118 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:34,194 [Steve] Follow me! 1119 00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:35,897 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 1120 00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:37,665 [piglins growling] 1121 00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,499 [Steve] Come on, run! 1122 00:51:40,735 --> 00:51:43,236 [all panting, gasping] 1123 00:51:46,574 --> 00:51:47,642 -Whoa! -[Henry] Whoa. 1124 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:50,210 [Garrett] Oh, great. Now what? 1125 00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:51,178 -Fr-r-rah! -[metallic clang] 1126 00:51:51,445 --> 00:51:52,814 Elytra Wingsuits! 1127 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:55,282 -Ska-tah! Ska-tah! -[Garret grunts] 1128 00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:56,450 Whoa! 1129 00:51:56,483 --> 00:51:57,785 Head for those mountains. 1130 00:51:57,819 --> 00:51:59,252 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 1131 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,187 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 1132 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,421 -But-- -Buh-bye. 1133 00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:04,458 [screaming] 1134 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,295 Those things work, right? 1135 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,262 Absolutely. 1136 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:11,833 [screaming] 1137 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,602 [exclaims] 1138 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,604 Whoo-hoo! 1139 00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,873 Check it out. I'm flying! 1140 00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:20,575 Yeah! 1141 00:52:20,608 --> 00:52:21,576 [laughs] 1142 00:52:24,244 --> 00:52:25,913 -[gasps] -Buenos días. 1143 00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:27,314 Which means, "See you later." 1144 00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:30,350 [screaming] 1145 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:33,487 No! I thought I grabbed three! 1146 00:52:33,521 --> 00:52:36,958 Wait for me! 1147 00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:37,892 Coming in hot! 1148 00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:44,231 ["Private Idaho" by The B-52's playing] 1149 00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:48,502 [Steve cackles] 1150 00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:50,470 [Garrett] No! No way, dude! 1151 00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:52,439 Let go of my hair! 1152 00:52:52,472 --> 00:52:54,609 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 1153 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,977 It's the only way. 1154 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,412 What? [sobbing] 1155 00:52:58,445 --> 00:53:00,380 [piglins screeching] 1156 00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:08,455 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 1157 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,257 -What? -Ki-yai! 1158 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,994 [Henry screaming] 1159 00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,933 [all squealing] 1160 00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:26,808 [yelling] Get off me! 1161 00:53:27,975 --> 00:53:29,342 Get off me! 1162 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,515 [Henry screaming] 1163 00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:39,821 [Steve] Yee-hah! 1164 00:53:39,854 --> 00:53:41,388 [screeching] 1165 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:46,393 Yeah! 1166 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:49,296 Hoo-hoo! [laughing] 1167 00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:51,465 [all yelling] 1168 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:56,003 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 1169 00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,707 [grunting] 1170 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:00,908 [Garrett] I got you, buddy! 1171 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,348 -They got us boxed in! -[Garrett wailing] 1172 00:54:08,381 --> 00:54:09,951 Head for the tunnel! 1173 00:54:09,984 --> 00:54:12,486 [Garrett] We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 1174 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,955 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 1175 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:15,422 Full man sandwich. 1176 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,390 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 1177 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:20,027 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 1178 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:20,895 Okay! 1179 00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:24,364 [both yelling] 1180 00:54:24,397 --> 00:54:26,366 [babbling, yelling] 1181 00:54:26,601 --> 00:54:27,602 [Garrett whoops] 1182 00:54:28,703 --> 00:54:31,471 Yeah! [whooping] 1183 00:54:31,506 --> 00:54:33,541 [Steve] Dang it! A lava bucket! 1184 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:36,544 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 1185 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,411 There's still some negative space back there! 1186 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:39,479 We both know it! 1187 00:54:39,514 --> 00:54:41,314 I'm trying to close the gaps! 1188 00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:43,483 Okay, now get ready. 1189 00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:45,720 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 1190 00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:47,487 I understand. [yells] 1191 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,823 -Whoo-hoo! -[roaring] 1192 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,695 Yeah! [laughing] 1193 00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:56,931 Yeah! 1194 00:54:56,964 --> 00:54:58,599 Whoo-hoo! 1195 00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:03,504 [piglins squealing] 1196 00:55:04,437 --> 00:55:05,640 [yelling] 1197 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,810 Get off me! 1198 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:10,611 [piglin squeals] 1199 00:55:10,645 --> 00:55:12,046 [belching] 1200 00:55:13,581 --> 00:55:15,550 [Henry yelling] 1201 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:18,953 Henry! 1202 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,057 [Garrett] Oh, crap. 1203 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,760 [all yelling] 1204 00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:27,094 [grunts] 1205 00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:30,430 [sneezes] 1206 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:34,035 [all yelling] 1207 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,736 Don't worry! 1208 00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:37,638 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 1209 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:39,507 Release! 1210 00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:44,979 [all exclaiming] 1211 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,953 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 1212 00:55:51,986 --> 00:55:53,788 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 1213 00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:55,455 There he is! 1214 00:55:55,488 --> 00:55:57,058 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 1215 00:55:57,091 --> 00:55:58,425 First, we need a boat. 1216 00:55:58,458 --> 00:55:59,861 Okay, okay, uh... 1217 00:55:59,894 --> 00:56:02,964 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 1218 00:56:02,997 --> 00:56:05,132 [Natalie grunting] 1219 00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:07,702 Boat magic! 1220 00:56:11,005 --> 00:56:12,573 Hah-haah! 1221 00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,942 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 1222 00:56:14,976 --> 00:56:16,644 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 1223 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,079 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 1224 00:56:18,813 --> 00:56:21,481 ["Could This Be Love?" by Bret McKenzie playing] 1225 00:56:21,515 --> 00:56:23,416 [Marlene laughing] 1226 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,756 Oh. Oh... 1227 00:56:29,891 --> 00:56:30,791 Hrrr. 1228 00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:33,761 [laughing] 1229 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:37,798 No, thank you. 1230 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:38,933 Of course. 1231 00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:45,539 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 1232 00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:46,574 Huh. 1233 00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:48,609 I, uh... I recently got divorced 1234 00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:51,078 from my husband, Clemente, and.. 1235 00:56:51,946 --> 00:56:54,949 and the main reason is, you know, he... 1236 00:56:55,216 --> 00:56:57,618 didn't have any personality, you know? 1237 00:56:57,652 --> 00:56:59,687 I mean, not like you. 1238 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,055 Uh-huhh... 1239 00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:03,658 [laughs, shudders] 1240 00:57:07,662 --> 00:57:09,030 [Garrett] You got some talking to do, buddy. 1241 00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:10,430 Hank and I want some answers. 1242 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:11,999 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 1243 00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:13,567 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 1244 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:14,635 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 1245 00:57:14,669 --> 00:57:16,436 -you were talking about? -Look! 1246 00:57:16,938 --> 00:57:19,507 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 1247 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:20,741 Those are her minions. 1248 00:57:20,775 --> 00:57:22,043 She rules over them 1249 00:57:22,076 --> 00:57:24,078 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 1250 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,547 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1251 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,115 in my front pocket, okay? 1252 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:29,984 Listen! 1253 00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:32,954 Malgosha's path to darkness 1254 00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:34,922 started the way these things often do... 1255 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:39,060 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 1256 00:57:39,093 --> 00:57:40,828 [dance music playing] 1257 00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:47,034 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 1258 00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:48,669 [Malgosha grunting] 1259 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:51,205 Her moves were pretty out there. 1260 00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,574 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1261 00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:57,011 [all guffawing] 1262 00:57:57,044 --> 00:57:58,612 [Steve] It crushed her. 1263 00:58:00,114 --> 00:58:02,850 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1264 00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:04,785 It's time for you to grow up. 1265 00:58:04,819 --> 00:58:07,621 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 1266 00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:10,658 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 1267 00:58:10,691 --> 00:58:13,227 That was such embarrassing dancing! 1268 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,829 [Steve] So, from that day forward, 1269 00:58:14,862 --> 00:58:17,732 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1270 00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:22,203 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 1271 00:58:22,236 --> 00:58:24,138 Nether wart will flourish. 1272 00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:25,673 This beautiful world and everything in it 1273 00:58:25,706 --> 00:58:26,907 will wither and die. 1274 00:58:26,941 --> 00:58:28,542 And you were gonna give it to her? 1275 00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,677 Great idea! 1276 00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:31,679 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1277 00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:33,814 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1278 00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:35,850 I gotta save Dennis. 1279 00:58:35,883 --> 00:58:37,051 Come. 1280 00:58:37,084 --> 00:58:39,320 [animals lowing and bleating] 1281 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:42,523 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1282 00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:45,059 We can go over or through. 1283 00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,794 Whatever's fastest. 1284 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:50,197 Through will be faster. 1285 00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:53,701 [piglins grunting, snorting] 1286 00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:58,839 General Chungus, 1287 00:58:58,873 --> 00:59:01,709 you have failed me for the last time. 1288 00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:03,344 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1289 00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:06,280 [growls] Bring out the beast! 1290 00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:08,849 -[piglin grunting] -What? 1291 00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:11,118 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1292 00:59:11,152 --> 00:59:13,721 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1293 00:59:13,754 --> 00:59:16,824 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1294 00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:18,959 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1295 00:59:18,993 --> 00:59:20,828 [hog howling] 1296 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,933 [Malgosha cackles] 1297 00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:29,703 [roaring] 1298 00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:31,806 The Great Hog. 1299 00:59:31,839 --> 00:59:33,607 My ultimate weapon. 1300 00:59:37,678 --> 00:59:39,146 There he is! 1301 00:59:41,782 --> 00:59:43,350 Kill him! 1302 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:46,687 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1303 00:59:47,188 --> 00:59:49,256 -[sizzling] -[Malgosha laughs] 1304 00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:51,058 Well done. 1305 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:54,695 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1306 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:56,130 [guttural howl] 1307 00:59:57,064 --> 00:59:58,666 [wolf howls] 1308 00:59:58,699 --> 01:00:00,334 [Natalie] We are so lost. 1309 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:02,403 [grunts loudly] 1310 01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:04,705 -[grunts] -[groaning] 1311 01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:10,644 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1312 01:00:10,678 --> 01:00:12,413 [zombie moans] 1313 01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:15,716 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1314 01:00:15,749 --> 01:00:18,385 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1315 01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:24,825 [sighing] I just wish I could have been a kid 1316 01:00:24,859 --> 01:00:26,894 for a little bit longer, you know? 1317 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,330 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1318 01:00:29,363 --> 01:00:30,698 I hear you. 1319 01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:32,933 Being a grown-up sucks. [grunts] 1320 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,069 You got all these responsibilities, 1321 01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:36,904 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1322 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:39,340 [both grunting] 1323 01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:41,775 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1324 01:00:41,809 --> 01:00:44,345 [wolf growling] 1325 01:00:46,113 --> 01:00:47,314 [Dawn gasps] 1326 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,184 [snarling] 1327 01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:51,785 [Natalie yells] 1328 01:00:51,819 --> 01:00:53,120 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1329 01:00:54,155 --> 01:00:55,422 Let's just calm down. 1330 01:00:56,924 --> 01:00:59,093 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1331 01:01:00,461 --> 01:01:03,030 Yeah? You like bones? 1332 01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:07,768 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1333 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:10,938 [gasps, laughs] 1334 01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:13,307 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1335 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:15,776 -Yes, you are! Yes, you are! -[panting] 1336 01:01:17,044 --> 01:01:18,812 I cannot believe you just did that. 1337 01:01:19,813 --> 01:01:20,981 Wait. 1338 01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:22,049 [Dennis whining] 1339 01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,084 Dennis? 1340 01:01:24,485 --> 01:01:26,954 -Steve's Dennis? -[barks] 1341 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,722 Well, can you take us to him? 1342 01:01:28,756 --> 01:01:30,257 [barking] 1343 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:32,893 -[whimpers] -[Dawn, laughs] Oh! 1344 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:35,496 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1345 01:01:35,530 --> 01:01:37,431 [Dawn shrieks] 1346 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,033 Let's follow that pooch! 1347 01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:44,738 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1348 01:01:44,772 --> 01:01:46,273 [hooting laughter] 1349 01:01:46,307 --> 01:01:48,442 Looky, looky here. 1350 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:50,778 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1351 01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:54,982 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1352 01:01:55,182 --> 01:01:57,017 Conducts energy. 1353 01:01:57,051 --> 01:01:58,886 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1354 01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:03,257 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1355 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:07,127 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1356 01:02:07,161 --> 01:02:09,930 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1357 01:02:09,964 --> 01:02:12,399 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1358 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:14,368 [machinery whirs] 1359 01:02:16,237 --> 01:02:17,171 [whimpers] 1360 01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:18,806 [screaming] 1361 01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,276 Get them off me! 1362 01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,113 Help me, please! 1363 01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:28,215 -Sorry! -[screaming] 1364 01:02:32,319 --> 01:02:35,222 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1365 01:02:35,256 --> 01:02:37,291 -[Garrett groans] -Yeah. 1366 01:02:37,324 --> 01:02:39,193 [chortles] 1367 01:02:39,226 --> 01:02:40,294 Yes! 1368 01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:43,163 My diamonds. 1369 01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:45,165 [Garrett] Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1370 01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:47,067 Steve delivers the goodies! 1371 01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:48,802 Did you guys plan this? 1372 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,005 I'm sorry, Henry. 1373 01:02:51,238 --> 01:02:52,373 [Garrett] Whoo! 1374 01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:54,441 Yeah! I'm not. 1375 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:57,211 Oh, yeah. 1376 01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:59,146 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1377 01:02:59,179 --> 01:03:00,814 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1378 01:03:00,848 --> 01:03:02,049 She could be in danger! 1379 01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:03,284 [gagging] 1380 01:03:04,552 --> 01:03:06,787 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1381 01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,822 Nether wart. 1382 01:03:09,557 --> 01:03:10,457 What does that mean? 1383 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:12,493 [heavy thudding] 1384 01:03:13,294 --> 01:03:15,429 [weapon powering up, firing] 1385 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:19,266 No! The Great Hog! 1386 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,135 She finally put the brain in. 1387 01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:22,369 Run for the minecarts! 1388 01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:23,237 [shrieking] 1389 01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:26,173 [grunting] 1390 01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,878 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1391 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:32,079 Go! 1392 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,914 [all yelling] 1393 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:39,320 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1394 01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,991 [Steve] Whoo! 1395 01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:45,959 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1396 01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:47,194 [Henry] Why are we stopping? 1397 01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:49,063 [Steve] 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1398 01:03:49,096 --> 01:03:51,231 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1399 01:03:51,265 --> 01:03:53,434 -[sparking, hissing] -[Garrett] What's that sound? 1400 01:03:53,467 --> 01:03:55,836 [Steve] Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1401 01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:00,941 Crap! My creeper farm. 1402 01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:04,345 [Garrett] What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1403 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:06,914 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1404 01:04:06,947 --> 01:04:08,449 -[The Great Hog bellowing] -[yelps] 1405 01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:12,486 [Garrett yelling] 1406 01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,121 -Up ahead, look! -[Garrett squeaks] 1407 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:16,591 [Steve] We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1408 01:04:16,624 --> 01:04:18,058 [Henry] Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1409 01:04:18,092 --> 01:04:19,059 Get out and push! 1410 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,396 Okay. Okay. 1411 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:26,133 [growling] 1412 01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:28,603 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1413 01:04:29,937 --> 01:04:31,506 We're not gonna make it! 1414 01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:32,973 Come on! 1415 01:04:33,006 --> 01:04:33,974 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1416 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,677 Start slapping, Hank! 1417 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,478 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1418 01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:40,214 -Garrett, get in! -[Henry yelps] 1419 01:04:41,549 --> 01:04:42,883 [Steve] He's right behind us! 1420 01:04:43,484 --> 01:04:45,587 [both screaming] 1421 01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:54,328 [Steve] I love you, Dennis! 1422 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,565 [all screaming] 1423 01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:09,276 [Garrett] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1424 01:05:15,015 --> 01:05:16,316 [Steve] Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1425 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,419 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1426 01:05:18,452 --> 01:05:21,121 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1427 01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,456 What's your problem, man? 1428 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,491 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1429 01:05:24,526 --> 01:05:25,693 I swear, you are literally the most 1430 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,394 selfish person I've ever met. 1431 01:05:27,428 --> 01:05:30,097 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1432 01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:31,398 I need the diamonds, 1433 01:05:31,432 --> 01:05:33,467 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1434 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:36,236 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1435 01:05:38,338 --> 01:05:41,509 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1436 01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:43,578 There, I said it. 1437 01:05:44,411 --> 01:05:46,413 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1438 01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:49,016 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1439 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:52,953 El humble to un el faultot. 1440 01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:58,158 But that's not the reality. 1441 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:00,961 I'm not doing well. 1442 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:04,364 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1443 01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:07,201 And that's not the worst part. 1444 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:09,970 I'm alone. 1445 01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:11,639 You weren't alone. 1446 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,174 I was your friend. 1447 01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:20,648 Sorry about your finances. 1448 01:06:21,549 --> 01:06:22,750 Shut up, Steve. 1449 01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,021 [Marlene] Wow. 1450 01:06:29,256 --> 01:06:30,491 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1451 01:06:30,525 --> 01:06:34,629 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1452 01:06:36,396 --> 01:06:38,633 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1453 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,034 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1454 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:42,537 Hm. 1455 01:06:43,437 --> 01:06:45,105 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1456 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:46,674 over to my house for dessert. 1457 01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,743 Huh. Uh-huh. 1458 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:50,578 Are you finished? 1459 01:06:51,111 --> 01:06:52,614 No, I think he's Swedish. 1460 01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:54,481 But we're done with our meal. 1461 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:59,621 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1462 01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:01,623 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1463 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:03,357 and get you guys home. 1464 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:04,559 Follow me! 1465 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,193 Check this out. 1466 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:08,295 Let's do this. 1467 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,532 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1468 01:07:10,565 --> 01:07:12,767 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1469 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:16,370 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1470 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,205 Axe murderers, basically. 1471 01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:19,574 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1472 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,308 I'm very confused. 1473 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:22,744 [Steve] I was trying to make three floors, 1474 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,679 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1475 01:07:24,879 --> 01:07:28,315 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1476 01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:30,450 They wield powerful dark magic. 1477 01:07:30,484 --> 01:07:32,119 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1478 01:07:32,152 --> 01:07:33,320 Garrett, stop talking. 1479 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:34,656 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1480 01:07:34,689 --> 01:07:36,156 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1481 01:07:36,189 --> 01:07:37,391 I just got mad at you. 1482 01:07:37,759 --> 01:07:39,293 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1483 01:07:39,326 --> 01:07:41,361 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1484 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,832 Are we cool now? 1485 01:07:44,866 --> 01:07:47,769 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1486 01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:51,438 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1487 01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:54,374 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1488 01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:56,343 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1489 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,680 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1490 01:07:58,713 --> 01:08:01,381 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1491 01:08:01,415 --> 01:08:03,116 They'll fry your brains out. 1492 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:05,185 Okay, well I could build stairs to the second floor, 1493 01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:07,254 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1494 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:09,156 That's a great idea, Hank. 1495 01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:12,060 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1496 01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:14,428 You know what could work on these guys? 1497 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,429 It sounds crazy. 1498 01:08:15,462 --> 01:08:16,698 Hit me. 1499 01:08:16,731 --> 01:08:18,398 [funky beat playing] 1500 01:08:18,432 --> 01:08:20,300 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1501 01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:21,368 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1502 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,870 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1503 01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:24,806 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1504 01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:26,874 -♪ Time to put on ♪ -[both] ♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1505 01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:29,276 [Steve] ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1506 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:31,445 -[vindicator growling] -[horn blowing] 1507 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:33,380 [music continues, muffled] 1508 01:08:33,948 --> 01:08:35,349 [grunting] 1509 01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:01,408 [vindicators growling] 1510 01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:06,614 [yelling] 1511 01:09:06,914 --> 01:09:09,449 [both yelling] 1512 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:12,486 [panting] 1513 01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:14,287 [growling] 1514 01:09:18,826 --> 01:09:20,528 [vindicators snarling] 1515 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:29,537 You gotta be kidding me. 1516 01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:31,238 [crowd murmuring] 1517 01:09:31,271 --> 01:09:32,372 [Steve] You got this, Gar-Gar. 1518 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,576 Reach down deep. 1519 01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:37,812 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1520 01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,312 What's going on, Steve? 1521 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:42,684 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1522 01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:44,652 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1523 01:09:45,019 --> 01:09:45,920 They want me to fight the chicken? 1524 01:09:45,953 --> 01:09:47,287 [squawks] 1525 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,790 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1526 01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,692 [vindicators cheering] 1527 01:09:51,826 --> 01:09:53,460 [squawking] 1528 01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:54,696 [loud clanking] 1529 01:10:00,034 --> 01:10:02,502 [machinery rattling, creaking] 1530 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:08,776 [gleeful cackling] 1531 01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:10,745 -[squawks] -Mmmm... 1532 01:10:11,311 --> 01:10:12,446 -[snarls] -[shrieks] 1533 01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:13,881 Chicken jockey. 1534 01:10:15,315 --> 01:10:16,884 -[snarls] -[yelps] 1535 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:18,619 [grunts] 1536 01:10:18,653 --> 01:10:20,922 [all cheering] 1537 01:10:21,455 --> 01:10:22,222 [Steve] Watch out! 1538 01:10:22,857 --> 01:10:25,325 [both yelling] 1539 01:10:25,358 --> 01:10:26,861 Keep him away from your face! 1540 01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,730 -[grunting] -[slapping] 1541 01:10:28,996 --> 01:10:30,397 [Steve] Chuck him! 1542 01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:31,498 -[grunts] -Whoa! 1543 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:32,600 [squawks] 1544 01:10:32,633 --> 01:10:34,401 [screams] 1545 01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:35,937 [slowed grunt] 1546 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,806 -[attacking scream] -[yelps] 1547 01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:43,644 [grunts] 1548 01:10:50,885 --> 01:10:51,953 [sizzling] 1549 01:11:03,396 --> 01:11:05,465 -[grunting] -[chicken jockey squealing] 1550 01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:21,649 [sighing] 1551 01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:23,350 Finally. 1552 01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:32,392 [spectral growling] 1553 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:43,938 [hissing screech] 1554 01:11:46,674 --> 01:11:48,375 -[both grunt heavily] -[vindicators cheering] 1555 01:11:48,408 --> 01:11:49,944 [chicken jockey screeching] 1556 01:11:50,878 --> 01:11:52,312 [shrieks] 1557 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,347 [ululating] 1558 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:57,819 [explosive grunt] 1559 01:11:58,786 --> 01:11:59,720 [squawks] 1560 01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:04,091 [crying] 1561 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,762 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1562 01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:09,730 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1563 01:12:09,764 --> 01:12:12,099 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1564 01:12:12,133 --> 01:12:14,001 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1565 01:12:14,035 --> 01:12:16,503 You're a cute little booger-face. 1566 01:12:16,537 --> 01:12:18,438 I'm just gonna... pet your little head. 1567 01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:20,675 [screams] 1568 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:21,976 [all cheer] 1569 01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:24,779 [ghastly groaning] 1570 01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:31,018 [echoing] You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1571 01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:32,620 Just give up. 1572 01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:35,455 [echoing] The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1573 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:37,390 -Neither do I. -[Garrett, distorted] Give up. 1574 01:12:37,424 --> 01:12:38,860 [echoing] This is all your fault, Henry. 1575 01:12:38,893 --> 01:12:41,062 Everything you do fails. 1576 01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:43,598 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1577 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:48,569 [hissing stops] 1578 01:12:48,603 --> 01:12:49,604 What the...? 1579 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:52,006 [yells, grunting] 1580 01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:55,910 -[groaning] -[Steve shouting] 1581 01:12:55,943 --> 01:12:57,078 Garrett! No! 1582 01:12:58,478 --> 01:12:59,947 [growling] 1583 01:12:59,981 --> 01:13:00,848 [Steve] I'm coming! 1584 01:13:01,582 --> 01:13:02,783 Hang on! 1585 01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:06,621 [yells] Sneak attack! 1586 01:13:08,589 --> 01:13:10,024 [hollering] 1587 01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:11,491 [vindicators groan] 1588 01:13:11,525 --> 01:13:13,426 [chicken jockey crying] 1589 01:13:15,096 --> 01:13:17,732 [grunting] 1590 01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,473 [orb humming] 1591 01:13:27,474 --> 01:13:29,476 [grunting] 1592 01:13:29,510 --> 01:13:32,479 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1593 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:33,748 -Come on. -[groans] 1594 01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:39,452 You... You saved my life. 1595 01:13:39,754 --> 01:13:41,088 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1596 01:13:41,122 --> 01:13:42,156 [Henry yelling] 1597 01:13:42,189 --> 01:13:43,490 [thud] 1598 01:13:44,025 --> 01:13:45,927 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1599 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,028 Yeah, I got it. 1600 01:13:47,061 --> 01:13:48,729 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1601 01:13:50,631 --> 01:13:52,667 [all yelling] 1602 01:13:53,034 --> 01:13:54,434 [Steve] Come on! Run! 1603 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,837 [Henry huffing] 1604 01:13:56,871 --> 01:13:58,739 [roaring] 1605 01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,474 [Malgosha] I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1606 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:03,110 Oh, no. It's her! 1607 01:14:03,144 --> 01:14:05,478 [Malgosha] Of course it's me, you fool. 1608 01:14:05,513 --> 01:14:08,816 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1609 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,485 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1610 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,722 [roaring] 1611 01:14:14,755 --> 01:14:17,992 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1612 01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:19,627 You're wrong. 1613 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:21,162 It's just beginning. 1614 01:14:21,696 --> 01:14:23,030 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1615 01:14:24,899 --> 01:14:25,800 [Henry] No! 1616 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:27,702 Hah! 1617 01:14:27,735 --> 01:14:28,803 No! 1618 01:14:28,836 --> 01:14:29,937 Kill them. 1619 01:14:29,971 --> 01:14:31,772 We have work to do. 1620 01:14:32,974 --> 01:14:34,642 Goodbye, Steve! 1621 01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:36,177 [cackling] 1622 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,011 -[piglins screeching] -[Garrett whimpers] 1623 01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:41,949 [Steve] No! 1624 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:44,484 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1625 01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,120 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1626 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:48,222 [Garrett yells] 1627 01:14:48,255 --> 01:14:49,991 [screaming] 1628 01:14:52,126 --> 01:14:54,595 Yeah! Slime cube. 1629 01:14:56,964 --> 01:15:00,234 [grunts, hollers] 1630 01:15:04,171 --> 01:15:05,573 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1631 01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:06,807 I can't, Steve. 1632 01:15:06,841 --> 01:15:08,109 Get him outta here! 1633 01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:10,711 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1634 01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:12,279 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1635 01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,048 Tell my story in song. 1636 01:15:14,348 --> 01:15:17,718 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1637 01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:19,820 Besides... 1638 01:15:22,356 --> 01:15:23,924 I love luaus. 1639 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,261 Spin kick. 1640 01:15:29,730 --> 01:15:30,731 [roaring] 1641 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:32,299 [high battle cry] 1642 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:36,170 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1643 01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:38,239 [Steve shouts] 1644 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:41,142 [Henry] No! 1645 01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:43,210 [both yelling] 1646 01:15:43,244 --> 01:15:46,280 We're going down! 1647 01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,582 Brace for impact! 1648 01:15:48,616 --> 01:15:51,619 [both yelling] 1649 01:15:52,053 --> 01:15:53,854 [grunting] 1650 01:16:02,329 --> 01:16:04,832 [Steve chuckles] 1651 01:16:08,102 --> 01:16:09,637 -Dennis? -[whines] 1652 01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:12,106 -Dennis! -[Dawn laughing] 1653 01:16:12,139 --> 01:16:14,108 It's you! It's really you! 1654 01:16:14,141 --> 01:16:16,577 [laughing] 1655 01:16:17,178 --> 01:16:18,279 Gimme... 1656 01:16:18,312 --> 01:16:20,347 [babbling affectionately] 1657 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,084 Oh! 1658 01:16:23,117 --> 01:16:24,752 How'd you find me? 1659 01:16:24,785 --> 01:16:26,120 He's one heck of a wolf. 1660 01:16:26,153 --> 01:16:28,389 He led us right to you guys. 1661 01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:30,925 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1662 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,226 so Dennis could find you one day. 1663 01:16:34,061 --> 01:16:35,062 Is he okay? 1664 01:16:35,096 --> 01:16:37,264 He's fine. He's just resting. 1665 01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:38,766 Good. 1666 01:16:38,799 --> 01:16:40,201 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1667 01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:42,870 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1668 01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:46,273 -[Dawn laughing] -Whoa! 1669 01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:51,378 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1670 01:16:51,412 --> 01:16:53,214 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1671 01:16:53,247 --> 01:16:54,882 Yeah, I think so, too. 1672 01:16:58,819 --> 01:17:01,155 [voice shaking] I was so afraid that I lost you. 1673 01:17:03,691 --> 01:17:05,025 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1674 01:17:07,328 --> 01:17:09,964 I am really sorry about what I said. 1675 01:17:11,799 --> 01:17:13,634 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1676 01:17:16,871 --> 01:17:18,439 [ghast shrieking] 1677 01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:21,175 [Malgosha] I'm only gonna say this once. 1678 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:24,712 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1679 01:17:24,745 --> 01:17:26,280 Got it, Travis? 1680 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:30,217 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1681 01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:31,719 [shrieking] 1682 01:17:31,752 --> 01:17:33,787 [Malgosha, growls] Never mind. 1683 01:17:39,059 --> 01:17:42,296 [deep rumbling] 1684 01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,431 -[zombies moaning] -[bones rattling] 1685 01:17:49,737 --> 01:17:50,938 [chattering] 1686 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,177 [all grumbling, growling] 1687 01:17:58,746 --> 01:18:01,282 [Steve] No. No! 1688 01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:05,819 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1689 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:07,855 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1690 01:18:07,888 --> 01:18:09,924 She will destroy this land. 1691 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,360 Unless... we go get that Orb. 1692 01:18:13,394 --> 01:18:15,229 Well, what're we doing here? 1693 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:18,465 Let's go fight some pigs. 1694 01:18:18,499 --> 01:18:21,001 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1695 01:18:21,035 --> 01:18:21,936 Yeah, me too. 1696 01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:24,171 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1697 01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:27,007 First we mine, then we craft. 1698 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:28,742 Let's Minecraft! 1699 01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:31,045 -[grunts] One, two, three. -Team! 1700 01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:32,746 -Get the Orb! -Orb! What are you saying? 1701 01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:34,381 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1702 01:18:34,415 --> 01:18:36,750 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1703 01:18:38,185 --> 01:18:39,521 [Steve] Show us what you got, Henry. 1704 01:18:39,554 --> 01:18:41,222 [Henry] Okay. I got a plan. 1705 01:18:41,255 --> 01:18:42,790 [Steve] Killer recipes. 1706 01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:43,958 We're gonna have to move fast. 1707 01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:45,326 Let's get to work! 1708 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,530 [Henry] First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1709 01:18:48,563 --> 01:18:50,297 [sizzling] 1710 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:54,902 [grunts] Oh, yeah! 1711 01:18:56,971 --> 01:18:58,138 [Henry] And the boots of Swiftness. 1712 01:19:00,508 --> 01:19:02,309 [Dawn] Time to light this place up. 1713 01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:04,044 -[bones rattling] -Come on, boys. 1714 01:19:06,347 --> 01:19:08,282 Have a nice flight! 1715 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,187 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1716 01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:16,090 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1717 01:19:16,123 --> 01:19:17,559 [Henry] We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1718 01:19:17,592 --> 01:19:20,227 [grunting] 1719 01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:23,897 [Steve] Show me what you got, Nat. 1720 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:26,433 Whoa! Yeah! 1721 01:19:27,569 --> 01:19:28,802 [Natalie] You want some, buddy? 1722 01:19:32,406 --> 01:19:34,041 [excited chatter] 1723 01:19:34,341 --> 01:19:35,309 We're ready. 1724 01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:37,311 Let's go save the Overworld! 1725 01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:39,813 [piglins roaring] 1726 01:19:39,847 --> 01:19:41,949 [Malgosha cackling] 1727 01:19:44,586 --> 01:19:46,086 All right, my piggies. 1728 01:19:47,988 --> 01:19:52,192 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1729 01:19:52,226 --> 01:19:53,528 [all roaring] 1730 01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:55,863 Attack their villages. 1731 01:19:55,896 --> 01:19:59,567 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1732 01:20:00,234 --> 01:20:04,471 All they have created, we destroy! 1733 01:20:04,506 --> 01:20:07,808 [all roaring] 1734 01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:10,612 Well, what are you standing around for? 1735 01:20:10,645 --> 01:20:11,979 Get out of here! 1736 01:20:12,012 --> 01:20:14,281 Go on, bring me the gold! 1737 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,289 [Natalie grunting] 1738 01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:28,262 -[Iron grunting] -[Natalie] Hurry, Henry! 1739 01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:34,602 [heavy metallic grunting] 1740 01:20:50,552 --> 01:20:53,420 [thudding, metallic footfalls] 1741 01:20:55,657 --> 01:20:56,591 Uh? 1742 01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,898 Hah! News flash! 1743 01:21:05,132 --> 01:21:07,968 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1744 01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,070 [cackles] 1745 01:21:10,672 --> 01:21:11,905 -[hollow clang] -[arrow clatters] 1746 01:21:11,939 --> 01:21:12,906 [exasperated groan] 1747 01:21:16,544 --> 01:21:18,613 Real smooth, Travis! 1748 01:21:23,618 --> 01:21:25,452 [high-pitched whistling] 1749 01:21:35,362 --> 01:21:37,131 [piglins screeching] 1750 01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:39,534 You ready? 1751 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,034 Let's do this. 1752 01:21:45,305 --> 01:21:47,374 [Natalie grunting] 1753 01:21:54,982 --> 01:21:56,651 [Malgosha] Oh, for goodness' sake! 1754 01:21:56,684 --> 01:22:00,053 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1755 01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:02,222 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1756 01:22:03,023 --> 01:22:04,491 [growling] 1757 01:22:04,526 --> 01:22:06,393 [cackling] 1758 01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:12,734 [roaring] 1759 01:22:12,767 --> 01:22:14,702 How do you like them pork chops? 1760 01:22:15,670 --> 01:22:17,572 [growling] 1761 01:22:20,642 --> 01:22:21,576 Come on! 1762 01:22:28,215 --> 01:22:29,416 [hooting laughter] 1763 01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:30,685 [gasps] Huh? 1764 01:22:35,322 --> 01:22:38,125 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1765 01:22:38,325 --> 01:22:39,627 Bring it on. 1766 01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:41,261 [yells] 1767 01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:42,597 [snarls] 1768 01:22:45,165 --> 01:22:49,637 Sneak attack! 1769 01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:52,640 [grunts] 1770 01:22:52,674 --> 01:22:53,775 Hah! 1771 01:22:53,808 --> 01:22:55,442 [grunts] 1772 01:22:55,743 --> 01:22:57,277 [grunts] Ooh! 1773 01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:00,347 [yells] 1774 01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:02,282 My diamond armor! 1775 01:23:02,684 --> 01:23:04,318 Egg attack! Hyah! 1776 01:23:04,819 --> 01:23:06,119 -Frizz! -[Malgosha growls] 1777 01:23:07,254 --> 01:23:08,756 What is this, breakfast? 1778 01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:10,090 [grunts] 1779 01:23:10,123 --> 01:23:11,191 -[chickens clucking] -[grunts] 1780 01:23:11,225 --> 01:23:12,594 Get off of me! 1781 01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:16,664 [Natalie] Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1782 01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:25,540 -[thud] -[agonized groan] 1783 01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:32,079 Do it, Henry. 1784 01:23:32,112 --> 01:23:33,113 I got this. 1785 01:23:40,522 --> 01:23:41,556 [gasps] 1786 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:44,324 Go, Henry, go! 1787 01:23:46,661 --> 01:23:48,161 [The Great Hog snarling] 1788 01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:53,433 [bellowing] 1789 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:57,639 [sharp whistle] 1790 01:23:57,672 --> 01:23:59,641 [Dawn] Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1791 01:24:03,110 --> 01:24:04,812 I got something for you. 1792 01:24:06,213 --> 01:24:07,815 [guffawing] 1793 01:24:09,383 --> 01:24:10,384 Get him, Dennis. 1794 01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:13,788 -[wolves howling] -[Dawn laughing] 1795 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,496 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1796 01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:24,832 Finish this, Henry! 1797 01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:26,534 [grunts] 1798 01:24:29,303 --> 01:24:30,838 [roaring] 1799 01:24:36,544 --> 01:24:38,145 [cannon powering up] 1800 01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:47,421 [screaming] 1801 01:24:49,757 --> 01:24:51,726 -Henry! -No! 1802 01:24:51,759 --> 01:24:53,628 [both grunting] 1803 01:24:53,661 --> 01:24:55,262 No! 1804 01:24:55,295 --> 01:24:56,864 [screaming] 1805 01:25:03,871 --> 01:25:05,807 Whoo-hooo! 1806 01:25:09,777 --> 01:25:12,547 [grunting] Gotcha, kid! 1807 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,481 -[shrieking] Yes! -Yes! 1808 01:25:14,749 --> 01:25:16,718 [laughing] Yes! 1809 01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,553 Garrett, you're alive! 1810 01:25:18,586 --> 01:25:20,822 Yeah! [affectionate grunt] 1811 01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:23,558 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1812 01:25:23,591 --> 01:25:24,458 Pretty cool, huh? 1813 01:25:24,859 --> 01:25:26,360 Little bit. 1814 01:25:26,393 --> 01:25:27,862 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1815 01:25:29,764 --> 01:25:32,667 [Natalie] Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1816 01:25:32,967 --> 01:25:35,202 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1817 01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:36,370 Grab that spear. 1818 01:25:36,804 --> 01:25:38,706 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1819 01:25:39,574 --> 01:25:40,908 -Yeah. -[ghast screeching] 1820 01:25:40,942 --> 01:25:42,376 [Garrett] Whoo! Jab it! 1821 01:25:44,378 --> 01:25:45,613 [Garrett] Yeah! 1822 01:25:45,647 --> 01:25:47,214 How'd you learn how to do that? 1823 01:25:47,247 --> 01:25:47,849 Don't ask. 1824 01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:51,451 [Garrett] Whoo! 1825 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:52,419 Yeah! 1826 01:25:59,761 --> 01:26:01,428 [groaning in pain] 1827 01:26:02,897 --> 01:26:05,733 [joyful shrieking] 1828 01:26:12,874 --> 01:26:13,875 [Malgosha] No! 1829 01:26:14,909 --> 01:26:16,511 What have you done? 1830 01:26:16,978 --> 01:26:18,278 The Orb! 1831 01:26:24,919 --> 01:26:27,555 [cackling] 1832 01:26:27,588 --> 01:26:29,590 [thudding footsteps] 1833 01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:49,544 [orb humming] 1834 01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:53,280 [Natalie] Yes! 1835 01:26:57,785 --> 01:27:00,454 [laughs] It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1836 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:01,354 [Garrett] Yeah, it is. 1837 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:07,260 [Steve] Parry! Thrust! 1838 01:27:08,663 --> 01:27:10,698 [breath rasping] 1839 01:27:14,569 --> 01:27:16,571 You failed, witch. 1840 01:27:16,604 --> 01:27:18,606 The Overworld lives on. 1841 01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:21,943 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1842 01:27:21,976 --> 01:27:23,945 You'll never be happy. 1843 01:27:24,444 --> 01:27:26,379 Deep down, you know. 1844 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:30,317 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1845 01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:31,552 You're right. 1846 01:27:31,953 --> 01:27:35,022 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1847 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:38,593 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1848 01:27:38,626 --> 01:27:39,927 [derisive grunt] 1849 01:27:39,961 --> 01:27:41,361 Later, Goshe. 1850 01:27:41,662 --> 01:27:43,030 Every minute knowing you 1851 01:27:43,064 --> 01:27:45,867 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1852 01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:48,803 Wait, one more thing. 1853 01:27:49,737 --> 01:27:51,438 Come closer. 1854 01:27:51,471 --> 01:27:52,673 Do you have a little knife 1855 01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:54,041 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1856 01:27:54,075 --> 01:27:56,409 No, no. I'm too weak. 1857 01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:57,812 [rasping sigh] 1858 01:27:57,845 --> 01:27:58,813 All right. 1859 01:28:00,014 --> 01:28:00,948 Yah! 1860 01:28:00,982 --> 01:28:02,650 Come on! 1861 01:28:02,683 --> 01:28:04,051 It was worth a shot. 1862 01:28:04,085 --> 01:28:05,953 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1863 01:28:05,987 --> 01:28:07,989 -Come closer. -No way! 1864 01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:09,991 No, really, it's about you. 1865 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:12,292 [sighing] Fine. 1866 01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:16,463 Lean down here. 1867 01:28:17,665 --> 01:28:18,766 [grunts weakly] 1868 01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,835 You really are the worst. 1869 01:28:21,869 --> 01:28:23,037 Goodbye. 1870 01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:25,438 This is it, really. Come back. 1871 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:27,008 I don't even have a knife. 1872 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:28,075 Where would I keep it? 1873 01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:31,112 Sneak attack. 1874 01:28:31,145 --> 01:28:32,647 [groans] 1875 01:28:34,414 --> 01:28:35,315 [piglin whimpers] 1876 01:28:42,924 --> 01:28:44,058 Hey! 1877 01:28:44,759 --> 01:28:46,894 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1878 01:28:47,528 --> 01:28:49,030 It won't feel like this. 1879 01:28:49,964 --> 01:28:55,502 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1880 01:28:55,536 --> 01:28:56,270 [Henry] Yeah, I know. 1881 01:28:57,071 --> 01:28:58,539 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1882 01:29:01,843 --> 01:29:02,977 [Steve] I like that. 1883 01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,645 Mmm. 1884 01:29:04,679 --> 01:29:05,813 You're a brave kid. 1885 01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:10,417 Steve. You still cool with this? 1886 01:29:10,685 --> 01:29:11,853 [playful whine] 1887 01:29:13,187 --> 01:29:14,354 Yeah. 1888 01:29:14,856 --> 01:29:17,390 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1889 01:29:19,093 --> 01:29:20,995 Of course I still love you. 1890 01:29:21,028 --> 01:29:23,430 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1891 01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,967 -You changed my life. -[whimpers] 1892 01:29:26,901 --> 01:29:28,870 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1893 01:29:30,738 --> 01:29:33,808 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1894 01:29:34,542 --> 01:29:37,712 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1895 01:29:38,179 --> 01:29:40,815 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1896 01:29:40,848 --> 01:29:45,119 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1897 01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:50,892 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1898 01:29:51,192 --> 01:29:54,028 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1899 01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:57,565 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1900 01:29:57,598 --> 01:29:59,800 [howling melodically] 1901 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:03,170 [sobbing] 1902 01:30:04,705 --> 01:30:06,140 [emotional growl] 1903 01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,110 [voice breaking] If I would have known you could sing like that, 1904 01:30:09,143 --> 01:30:10,878 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1905 01:30:14,248 --> 01:30:15,182 Garrett... 1906 01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:18,719 you are a truly bodacious warrior... 1907 01:30:19,754 --> 01:30:21,488 and a really good friend. 1908 01:30:22,056 --> 01:30:23,624 I wish you'd come home with us. 1909 01:30:25,259 --> 01:30:26,694 Hank's cool, 1910 01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:30,430 but I don't have any friends my age. 1911 01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:35,102 We would make a great team. 1912 01:30:36,237 --> 01:30:37,672 Vaya con Dios. 1913 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:40,141 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1914 01:30:41,108 --> 01:30:42,009 No, it doesn't. 1915 01:30:43,144 --> 01:30:45,246 Don't look at her. It does. 1916 01:30:45,279 --> 01:30:46,781 No, it does not. 1917 01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:48,582 Yeah, it does. 1918 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:54,454 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1919 01:30:54,722 --> 01:30:55,957 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1920 01:30:55,990 --> 01:30:58,225 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1921 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,195 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1922 01:31:23,150 --> 01:31:25,485 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1923 01:31:25,853 --> 01:31:27,288 [giggling] 1924 01:31:27,321 --> 01:31:30,024 [Steve] Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1925 01:31:30,057 --> 01:31:32,093 you can make the real world... 1926 01:31:33,060 --> 01:31:34,662 ...your Overworld. 1927 01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:38,165 Garrett finally leveled up. 1928 01:31:38,199 --> 01:31:40,701 And his store became the hot spot! 1929 01:31:40,735 --> 01:31:42,703 [indistinct chatter] 1930 01:31:42,737 --> 01:31:46,040 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1931 01:31:46,073 --> 01:31:48,042 Block City Battle Buddies. 1932 01:31:48,075 --> 01:31:49,944 [male game voice] Block City Battle Buddies! 1933 01:31:49,977 --> 01:31:52,580 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1934 01:31:52,613 --> 01:31:54,615 working out a few bugs. 1935 01:31:54,648 --> 01:31:56,984 But let me tell ya, life... 1936 01:31:57,018 --> 01:31:58,753 -[rock riff playing] -...is pretty perfect. 1937 01:31:58,786 --> 01:32:01,255 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1938 01:32:01,288 --> 01:32:03,924 [all cheering] 1939 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:07,762 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1940 01:32:07,795 --> 01:32:11,232 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1941 01:32:11,265 --> 01:32:15,269 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1942 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:17,938 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1943 01:32:19,707 --> 01:32:21,776 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1944 01:32:21,809 --> 01:32:23,244 [all] ♪ Crafting ♪ 1945 01:32:23,277 --> 01:32:25,246 [Steve] ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1946 01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:26,981 [all] ♪ Laughing ♪ 1947 01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:30,751 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1948 01:32:30,785 --> 01:32:33,854 [all] ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1949 01:32:33,888 --> 01:32:34,955 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1950 01:32:36,223 --> 01:32:38,092 [Steve] Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1951 01:32:38,125 --> 01:32:40,094 [Dawn] Have fun! 1952 01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:41,862 [Steve] She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1953 01:32:41,896 --> 01:32:43,697 [Dennis barks] 1954 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:45,800 [Steve] Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1955 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,334 with the real world. 1956 01:32:47,368 --> 01:32:49,637 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1957 01:32:49,670 --> 01:32:50,905 And now he's going to-- 1958 01:32:50,938 --> 01:32:52,807 [grunting] 1959 01:32:53,874 --> 01:32:55,776 [groans] 1960 01:32:55,810 --> 01:32:58,112 [Steve] The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1961 01:32:58,379 --> 01:32:59,880 You get 'em, Natalie! 1962 01:33:01,015 --> 01:33:02,383 And Henry? 1963 01:33:02,416 --> 01:33:04,819 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1964 01:33:04,852 --> 01:33:07,288 [students chattering, cheering] 1965 01:33:10,057 --> 01:33:13,194 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1966 01:33:13,227 --> 01:33:15,763 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1967 01:33:15,796 --> 01:33:17,231 [class bell ringing] 1968 01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:20,835 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1969 01:33:20,868 --> 01:33:24,972 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1970 01:33:25,005 --> 01:33:27,875 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1971 01:33:28,409 --> 01:33:31,278 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1972 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:35,749 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1973 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:39,620 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1974 01:33:39,987 --> 01:33:42,289 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1975 01:33:43,691 --> 01:33:44,325 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1976 01:33:45,893 --> 01:33:47,995 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1977 01:34:02,309 --> 01:34:04,745 I know how much you love bread. 1978 01:34:04,945 --> 01:34:06,213 -Mm-hm. -[door opens] 1979 01:34:06,247 --> 01:34:08,149 [woman] Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1980 01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:09,884 He said it was an emergency. 1981 01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:13,921 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1982 01:34:13,954 --> 01:34:15,256 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1983 01:34:15,289 --> 01:34:16,824 This is the guy? 1984 01:34:17,024 --> 01:34:18,292 Too late, Clemente. 1985 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:20,194 You had your chance. 1986 01:34:20,227 --> 01:34:21,695 [in rich British accent] She's right, Clemente. 1987 01:34:21,729 --> 01:34:23,264 You totally blew it. 1988 01:34:23,731 --> 01:34:27,835 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1989 01:34:27,868 --> 01:34:32,039 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1990 01:34:32,072 --> 01:34:34,775 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1991 01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,710 it transcended the barriers 1992 01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:38,846 of conventional speech. 1993 01:34:38,879 --> 01:34:42,416 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1994 01:34:42,449 --> 01:34:43,217 [speaking villager] 1995 01:34:50,224 --> 01:34:53,127 [speaking English] Marlene, ever since we met last night, 1996 01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:55,029 I wanted to say, 1997 01:34:55,062 --> 01:34:56,163 "Would you marry me?" 1998 01:34:56,997 --> 01:35:01,268 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 1999 01:35:02,303 --> 01:35:04,738 ["Zero to Hero" continues] 2000 01:37:17,171 --> 01:37:18,573 [song ends] 2001 01:40:11,478 --> 01:40:13,146 [knocking on door] 2002 01:40:15,783 --> 01:40:18,385 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 2003 01:40:18,418 --> 01:40:20,822 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 2004 01:40:20,855 --> 01:40:23,591 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 2005 01:40:23,625 --> 01:40:27,094 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 2006 01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:28,462 Hey, you want to come in? 2007 01:40:29,096 --> 01:40:30,264 I'm Alex, by the way. 2008 01:40:31,265 --> 01:40:33,331 Alex, great to meetch. 136234