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[upbeat techno music plays]
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♪♪
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-So, you just wind your arm
backwards in a big circle,
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release right at the bottom,
and follow through.
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You got that?
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-Uh…
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-You're wasting your time, Raggy.
-[sighs]
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Just wait a second.
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-Like this?
-Yeah, you got it.
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Oof!
-Jax!
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-I actually didn't mean to do that.
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-Are you all right, Gangle?
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-Owww…
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-[sighs] Why do you
always gotta do this?
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-What? I just said it was an accident.
-Unbelievable. You are unbelievable!
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-[Zooble]: Hey, Gangle.
I think I found something you might like.
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-…really a bad guy!
-Oh, right, of course!
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What was I thinking?
-[Zooble]: I dunno if it'll work,
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but it looks about
the same shape as yours.
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-Oh.
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-[Zooble]:
And the best part is, it's plastic.
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[thunk-thunk!]
So it won't break as easily.
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Try it on.
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How's it feel?
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-It feels…
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normal.
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Like, in a good way.
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-[Zooble]: That's good. Right?
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-Yeah.
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Thank you, Zooble.
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-What the heck is this?
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You're just givin' away parts now?
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-[Zooble]: So what if I am?
I'm not giving any to YOU.
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-[hisses through teeth]
Darn.
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I guess you're never gettin'
that unicorn horn, Pomni.
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-When did I ever say
anything about that?
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-I think you'd look good with one.
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-Well, it's possib--
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-Did somebody say "adventure"?
-Well, it's possib--
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-No…?
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-Today's adventure is…
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That's right!
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Scary human meat
is all over the walls,
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and, boy, is it smelly!
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It's up to you to --
-Okay, wait, wait wait.
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Can we, like, chill with the horror?
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Please?
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I really don't want this
to be like last time.
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-[Zooble]: What happened last time?
Was that the one made for me?
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-Well, if you're all gonna
be such CRITICS,
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And when we tried to fight back at all,
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we got sent to Hell,
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where evil souls tried to infest our bodies.
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It was bad.
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-[Zooble]: Why did you think
I would like that?
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-Well, if you're all gonna
be such CRITICS,
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why don't you suggest a better one?
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-[Zooble]: We do!
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Have you not checked
the suggestion box once?
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-Gonna be real,
I forgot we had that.
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-[Zooble]: I knew it.
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-We have a suggestion box?
-[Zooble]: Basically, no.
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-Bubble, plug that up.
-Bleh!
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-"How about an adventure
where Zooble gets turned into a piñata,
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and we all take turns beating them up?"
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-[chuckles] That one's mine.
-[Zooble]: Who would have guessed?
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-"Let's just have an adventure
where Jax can't talk…
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[muffled]
…through the entire thing."
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-Genuinely hurtful.
-[Zooble]: Good.
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-Can we maybe pick one
that's more… normal?
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-W-Well, I don't know
what's NORMAL to you people!
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"Let's have one where
we all work at a fast food place."
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Is that normal?
-Who wrote that?
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-Uh, yeah, that's pretty normal.
-Great!
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That means today's adventure is…
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And YOU can be the shift manager!
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-You did not just make that today's adventure.
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-That's right!
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You've shown enough
leadership skills today
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to be the perfect shift manager!
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Of course. Of course!
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I'm already getting tons of ideas!
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Haha--
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That was weird.
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-[Zooble]: Well,
see you guys when it's over.
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-Wh-- Again?!
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-[Zooble]: I'm not gonna be
a wage slave for fun.
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-[Kinger]: [gasps]
Oh! I know!
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I could sit this one out,
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and Zooble could take my place!
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-[Zooble]: Wh--
That's not how that works.
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-Great idea, Kinger!
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It'll be nice to have you
back on board, Zooble.
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-[Zooble]: Wh--
Are you kidding me?!
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I'm not just gonna be
forced into this stupid adventu--
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-You can shut up now!
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-[Zooble]: [descending]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!
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-I think I might be able to give it a swing.
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Being a shift manager
WAS my job at one point.
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-Then what are we waiting for?
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Get your nonslip shoes ready,
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'cause we're going to Spudy's!
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-AGH!!
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[triumphant fanfare plays]
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-[Zooble]: --AAAGH!
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-Well, I guess I should
get into manager mode
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and get us all kicked off.
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[buttons beeping]
[switches flicking]
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[cheerful, industrious music plays]
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♪♪
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And with that out of the way,
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let's get to work, guys!
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-Oh, no!
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It looks like I've taken Ragatha…
-Huh?
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-…And dropped her in the deep fryer.
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-[burbled screaming]
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-Oh, no no no no no no NO.
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We can't have ANYTHING like that
going on around here.
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-What are you gonna do about it, though?
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-I'm calling upper management.
[burbled screaming continues]
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[phone rings]
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-Mmmmyello?
-Hey, Caine.
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We're having a bit of an issue
with the employees,
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and I was wondering if you could maybe
have a punishment waiting for them
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at the end of the day
if they do a terrible job?
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-Wait, what?
-Motivation!
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That's what my adventures have been missing!
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Great idea, Gangle.
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I'll be sure to make something TRULY awful
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awaiting your rotten employees.
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-Why would you do this?
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-It's called a manic episode,
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and you're gettin' three more seasons!
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[laughs heartily]
Anyway.
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Jax, it's your job
to set up the drink station,
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make new coffee and iced tea,
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and fill the ice cream machine.
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So, get to it!
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-[Ragatha]:
[screaming continues]
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-This is really weird.
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[hiss!]
-[Zooble]: Agh!
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[bouncing footsteps]
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-[Strange customer]:
[unintelligible, rubbery speech]
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-Oh, uh -- uh,
what can I get for you today?
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-Oh, hey!
It's Orbsman.
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Oh, he's from a previous adventure.
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Uh, before your time.
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-[Orbsman]:
[unintelligible, rubbery speech continues]
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-Okay, uh, a Number 57.
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-Oh, I HAAATE this guy.
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-Never say you hate the customer
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while the customer is still here.
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We wait until after hours for that.
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[pleasant muzak plays over speakers]
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-Ugh.
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-[NPC 1]: [rudely]
Excuse me.
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Yeah, little jester?
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I'd like to order the Stupid Burger.
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Last time I ordered it here,
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they forgot to add the sauce
that makes you stupid.
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Don't forget the sauce.
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-I-Is that a thing we have?
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-[NPC]: Yes.
I order it all the time.
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I'm addicted.
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-Okay.
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One Stupid Burger.
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-Heard you loud and clear.
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♪♪
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Guh!
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♪♪
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[warped rushing]
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[sinister music plays]
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♪♪
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[guffaws softly]
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-So, you're just, like,
actually doing the job.
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-[Zooble]: Yeah?
I don't want Caine to punish me.
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-[scoffs] Caine's not gonna
do anything malicious.
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It's…[sniffs]
…not in his nature.
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-[Zooble]:
You really want to find out?
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The only thing holding Caine back
is the fact that he likes us.
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I wouldn't push it.
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-That's rich coming from you.
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Ugh!
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[dishes clinking]
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-[yelps]
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Hello!
-Hello, sheila!
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I'll have a sausage bacon jaffle combo.
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And the mates here just want
six hash browns split between ‘em.
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-Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Uh, are you --
Do y-y-you --
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Hi!
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-Uh -- Are you, uh --
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You all right, miss?
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-Y-yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fiiiine.
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I'll call your order
when your name's ready, er --
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[stammers] Yeah.
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-Aw, wait --
I forgot to ask for a kid's meal toy.
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-You're not a kid.
-Ah, yeah.
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Uh, an adult toy, then.
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-Eh, don't know about that one, mate.
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Uh, can I help you, miss?
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-I, uh…
[laughs nervously]
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…just wanted to say hi.
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-Um…
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Hi.
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Do we know each other?
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-I…
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don't know.
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-What?
Ragatha, where's Pomni?
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-[slow, slurred speech ]
Huh?
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Oh, she's flirting with the gummy guy.
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'Cause she'd rather be with the NPC
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than with us, or something.
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-Hmm.
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Well, that won't do.
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-I wish someone would flirt with me.
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-Pomni! We need you on the register!
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Stop weirding the customers out!
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-But it's Gummigoo.
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Can't the job wait a bit?
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It's not like this is real.
-[laughs sarcastically]
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Next you're gonna say
my authority isn't real.
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[tink!]
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Anyway, put away that breakfast menu,
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because it's lunch time!
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All right, fellas, it's lunch rush.
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Get your game faces on!
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[distant equipment beeping]
[dishes clinking]
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[register dinging repeatedly]
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[Gloink Queen growling]
-[stammers]
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Does this count as a bus?
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-Are you ready to order?
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-[NPC 2] No, thanks.
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I got this bowl of cereal.
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[crunching]
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-Well, there's a line of people behind --
[rumbling]
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-[munching]
[NPCs screaming]
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300 cheeseburgers
for all my precious spawn!
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-Is that for here, or to…
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Uhhhh, can you hold on for just a second?
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-[NPC 3]:
AGH!! AAAAAGH!!!
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-Blumby, Skethers, Leotthew!
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Leave that poor,
pitiful creature alone!
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-Do all the gloinks have names?
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-Of COURSE they do!
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I love and cherish
every gloink I give birth to!
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What kind of mother do you think I am?
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-[slurring]
Tha's beautiful…
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-Hey, I-I…
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-[speaking indistinctly]
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[mellow music plays]
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I-I just…
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w-want to wish you a pleasant day.
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Thanks for eating at Spudsy's.
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♪♪
256
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,556
-Have a good one, miss.
257
00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,936
[bell jingles]
258
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,270
[door creaks]
259
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,546
[lighthearted music plays]
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-[sing-song] Oh, Ja-ax!
261
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[normal voice]
The bathroom looks like a biohazard
262
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,150
and needs a good scrubbin'.
263
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,250
-Uh, I dunno -- shouldn't, like,
a biohazard crew take care of that?
264
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,010
-[laughs] Oh, Jaxy-boy.
265
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,510
Don't you want to be a model employee?
266
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,510
-No. I don't care about any of this.
267
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:07,586
-Well, that doesn't really sound like
a can-do attitude to me.
268
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:10,510
-It's not.
-[laughs stiffly] Bad.
269
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,050
-I like you better when you're sad.
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[tink!!]
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-[laughs] Well.
272
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:20,080
Maybe YOU just need some more…
273
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,260
-More --
-…Training!
274
00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:26,640
-BLEGH! [grunts]
275
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:28,690
Uh -- Huh?
276
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,550
Huh??
277
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,746
[TV zaps on]
[pleasant music plays]
278
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-[over speakers] Hi!
Welcome to Spudsy's.
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In this video, you're gonna learn
the ins and outs
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00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:40,910
of what makes YOU
a good crew member --
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00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,880
AND a valuable asset
to the Spudsy's Corporation.
282
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,110
-When did you make this?
283
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,510
-Now, I know what you're thinking --
284
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,950
"I don't want a career in fast food.
285
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,350
I want to be a comic artist
286
00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,950
and eventually launch
my own manga-inspired webcomic!"
287
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,980
And it's cool to have dreams,
288
00:11:57,020 --> 00:12:00,850
but you also need to remember
that they're completely unrealistic,
289
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,880
and you need to stop trying.
290
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,750
But before we get into all that,
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00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,380
first things first!
292
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,650
Are you smiling?
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00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,286
-Uh, no?
294
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,010
[music stops]
-Why not?
295
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,710
-Uh -- Uh --
296
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,450
Wait -- Uh -- Wait, wait --
Uh -- Wait -- Um --
297
00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,480
No-- Nobody can see this, right?
298
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:24,480
-It's time for your employee reevaluation.
299
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,780
[alternating tones play rapidly]
300
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,726
[silly music plays]
301
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,850
-Hmmmm…
302
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:40,380
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhorseradish sauce…
303
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,280
-[Zooble]: Hey!
We need to start assembling these.
304
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,480
I'm running out of room here.
305
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:47,450
-Ehh, I made, like,
five or six of 'em?
306
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,646
-[Zooble]: Cool.
That's 6 out of 300.
307
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:50,610
-Uuughh.
308
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:51,846
You…
309
00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:54,610
are such a grouch.
310
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,950
Why are you always being a --
a -- a grunch?
311
00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,480
Grun -- Haha…
312
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,750
-[Zooble]: Gangle,
can you help Ragatha?
313
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,950
I think she…
314
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,746
huffed paint, or something.
315
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:08,410
-Huffing paint and not waiting
until a designated break?
316
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,450
I'll be right there.
317
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:10,850
-No, wait.
318
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,950
I can do it.
319
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,470
[giggling] I just gotta grab
the horseradish sauce.
320
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:19,010
[sighs]
I miss my horses.
321
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:21,216
-[Gangle]:
Here, let me help you with that.
322
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,950
-Why are you even the boss, anyway?
323
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:27,210
I feel like I'm way more
responsible than you a-- [sighs]
324
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,710
-Well, if you under-perform now,
325
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,346
you might end up hurt later.
326
00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:32,750
-Hurt, nothin'!
327
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,180
I'm hurt enough.
328
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,380
Packages landin' on my head.
329
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:37,450
Tea parties.
330
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,710
Dancin' lessons.
331
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,960
-What's wrong with her?
332
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,526
-You know, a team works much better
333
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,710
when we're all giving it 110%
334
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,280
instead of, uh… 5%.
335
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,110
-No offense,
but you're kind of annoying
336
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,650
when you have your happy mask.
337
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680
[TINK!!!]
338
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,150
Wait, is that mean to say?
339
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:01,510
-[Gangle]: Zooble,
help Ragatha with assembly.
340
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,140
I'm gonna go over here now.
341
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,280
-Oh, are you KIDDING ME?!
342
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,546
Hey, Gangle!
343
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,180
I think the clock's broken.
344
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,410
-Is it broken?
345
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,180
Or are we the broken ones?
-Ah, great.
346
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,850
-How long has this shift
really gone on for?
347
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,150
Six hours?
348
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:29,080
8? 24?
349
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,680
A week? A year?
350
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,710
Does time even move in here?
351
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,146
Will we ever go home?
352
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,650
Will we ever achieve our dreams?
353
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,680
[watch beeps]
354
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400
Oh, wait.
355
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:42,076
Yeah, that clock's broken.
356
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,360
[insects chirping]
357
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,610
[gloinks rattling]
[door opens]
358
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,900
[bell jingles]
359
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,080
-Well, that was more info
on gloink reproduction
360
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,950
than I ever needed to know.
361
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,340
[distant equipment beeping]
362
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,150
-Can you move?
363
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,680
-Yo, Jax.
364
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,350
I, like… hate you.
365
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,580
But I don't want you to hate me.
366
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:09,990
Is that weird?
367
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,640
-You're drunk, or something.
368
00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:17,230
-Oh, yeah.
[laughs dreamily]
369
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,350
-[sighs] How you doin'?
370
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,460
-Everything's been --
371
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,546
I'm doing fine.
372
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:29,110
-[sighs] Wish I could
say the same.
373
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,886
-Jax! There's dishes back here!
374
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,450
You got time to lean,
you got time to clean!
375
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,210
[laughs]
-Ugh, God.
376
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,976
I'm on it!
377
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,070
Later, Pomni.
378
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,010
[insects chirping]
379
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,550
[inhales deeply]
380
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:55,740
[muffled shrieking]
381
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,566
-You, uh…
382
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,730
You good?
383
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:08,400
-My comedy mask is usually broken by now.
384
00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,580
-We're doing another one of these.
385
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:14,480
Um, is the mask not making you happy?
386
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,850
Do you have anybody to talk to?
387
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,050
Like, in regards to…
388
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,746
your issues.
389
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:28,550
I'm sure Ragatha would
like to help you out.
390
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,846
-Heh.
391
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,050
Oh, Ragatha.
392
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,510
I love her, but…
393
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,850
after a while,
it gets kind of hard to tell
394
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:39,310
how genuine she's actually being.
395
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:43,626
-Well, maybe --
-Aaaanyway!
396
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,610
We can't spend all night out here
talking about our feelings.
397
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:49,680
We've got work to do!
398
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,520
[laughs weakly]
399
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,836
-[sighs]
All right, I'm clockin' out.
400
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,109
This wasn't fun at all.
401
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,870
See you all later.
[visor clatters]
402
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,950
[bell jingles]
403
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,250
[groans]
404
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,410
-[Zooble]: You know,
when Ragatha gets off,
405
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,480
I feel like she might need
a designated driver.
406
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:42,080
-Why are you asking me?
407
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,950
I'm closing tonight.
408
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,380
-[Zooble]: Oh, no,
I meant I'd drive her home.
409
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,710
-Oh.
410
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,750
I think she gets off in an hour.
411
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,380
-[Zooble]: Okay.
I can stick around until then.
412
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,390
[soft ambient static]
413
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:15,426
[quiet, unpleasant music plays]
414
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:34,936
♪♪
415
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,960
-Hey.
416
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,450
You know…
417
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:41,710
I can close for you, if you want.
418
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,750
-Huh?
419
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:46,680
-If you want to get out of here, you can.
420
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,850
You don't have to be stuck here alone.
421
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,480
I can handle closing.
422
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:54,126
-Would that…
423
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,580
…be okay?
424
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,180
-I think so.
425
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,086
You should go home and get some rest.
426
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:03,086
[hopeful music plays]
427
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:20,166
♪♪
428
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,566
[bell jingles]
429
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,346
♪♪
430
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,790
What a weird day.
431
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,346
[insects chirping]
432
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:31,346
[mellow music plays]
433
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:46,596
♪♪
434
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,936
[music swells]
435
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,936
[dramatic, hopeful music plays]
436
00:19:49,960 --> 00:20:15,476
♪♪
437
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,476
[music slows]
438
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:24,356
♪♪
439
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,460
[HOOOONK!!]
440
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,746
[clock ticking]
441
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:34,046
-All righty, let's get this
performance review out of the way.
442
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,410
Overall, pretty productive.
443
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,280
Made a lot of sales
with few customer complaints.
444
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,846
Couldn't help but notice, however,
445
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,950
that you seem to have
cut your own shift short,
446
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,610
went a little kooky,
and ran out into oncoming traffic.
447
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,880
Now, being in a position
of power like this,
448
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,726
you cooooould offload the blame
449
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,946
to one of your employees
450
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:54,110
and avoid the dock on your score.
451
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,950
What do you think?
452
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,580
-No, that was my responsibility.
453
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,770
I just…
454
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,650
…Cracked under the pressure, I suppose.
455
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,650
-Hmm.
456
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:09,046
Well, that's gonna
knock your overall score down to…
457
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,350
a B-plus!
458
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,640
How's that sound?
459
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,950
Speechless.
460
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,310
I can't say I blame you.
461
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:19,340
Not every executive
is as forgiving as me.
462
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,810
And that's it for the reviews!
463
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,020
You have yourself a nice day.
464
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:31,880
[door creaks]
465
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:36,896
I am such a good --
466
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,956
[glitched, distorted audio]
467
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,980
[no audible dialogue]
468
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,646
-[Zooble]: Hey,
what are you all the way out here for?
469
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:50,076
-[sniffles]
I messed everything up.
470
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,710
The mask didn't work.
[sniffles]
471
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:56,450
And now, I don't think
anybody wants to talk to me anymore.
472
00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,840
-[Zooble]: I still like talking to you.
473
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,650
Look, the new mask was a bust.
474
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,746
So, what?
475
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:07,240
I'm sure we'll find something
that works eventually.
476
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,420
-[sniffles]
[chuckles softly]
477
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,110
I don't deserve a friend like you.
478
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,680
-[Zooble]: [chuckles]
Well, you've got one.
479
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,780
Now, come on over
and hang out with the rest of us.
480
00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,110
Bring your art, too.
481
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,950
I always like seeing what you draw.
482
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,956
[hopeful music plays]
483
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:29,400
♪♪
484
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:35,526
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
485
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:57,496
♪♪
486
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,250
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