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Original subtitles

"We're at the prime of our youth. "

"Boys go crazy for honey. They pay the money. Yeah!"

"The girls are not easy to handle. "

"Your lines are, funny, but we don't need your style. "

"Tell me if you want to marry me. But you're not my lover boy. "

"Follow me, but don't touch me. You just be my toy. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"I don't know how, I don't know why.. "

"I used to be so shy. But now I'm like this. "

"I don't need mister nice guy. - Are you nuts?"

"Just give me all the boys to play. "

"Play with me. Don't you wanna play now. Play with me a mamma's boy. "

"Night and day, I'll show you how you sing that you're my naughty boy. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

[Naina] 'Mumbai. '

'Electric energy. And the charm of frenzy. '

'Monsoon swept streets. Neon lights. And impossible dreams. '

'Hearts carelessly crushed under stilettos. '

'Career escalators moving at break-neck speed. '

'Mumbai! Buzzing by day. Pulsating by night. '

'Where every young woman can live... '

'... the quintessential free independent life. '

'The city I adopted. And the city that adopted me. '

'The city where I struggled to find my feet. '

'The city where I discovered who I was... '

'and began to dream about where I wanted my life to go. '

'Brick by brick I built my life here. '

'And now with two weeks to go for my 30th birthday... '

'... I finally feel like I've arrived. '

Naina I'm cooking for you tonight.

Not again, Rishabh!

Every girl fancies a boyfriend, who could cook her a meal...

but you on the other hand...

I am happy to order in!

I'm a low maintenance girl.

That we'll know post marriage.

[Chuckles]

Mamma.. mamma, can we buy these chocolates, please?

No more chocolates. Come, my child.

Let's figure out what babies eat.

Aren't we jumping the gun, Mr. Puri?

Can't wait...

[Humming]

So if you ask me... don't let Jamie get the better of you.

Your campaign's going to rock! Stop trusting people so easily.

Just see people for what they truly are.

Pass me the olive oil please.

That's the wrong recipe. You can't heat olive oil.

Trust me... when it comes to cooking food, and managing money.

The only two things you can do right.

Really, and writing poetry?

Correction. Writing bad poetry.

And singing terribly. - [Spluttering]

Obviously, you're not going to marry a boring banker boy now, are you?

It's also because I'm also a chef, a poet and a singer...

...that works in my favour.

It does... doesn't it?

[Music]

"I don't know what you said and what I heard. "

"I want to propose and say, will you marry me?"

"I knew you would propose marriage. "

"You're okay, but I like you. "

"You drive rashly, spend money in shopping. "

"You spend hours to do makeup, yet I want to marry you. "

"Get up early in the morning and make a cup of nice coffee. "

"Add sugar free options and open the curtains. "

"Note down your desires in the sky. "

"The nights say that days seem dreamy. "

"Don't sent sentimental messages, call only if it's urgent. "

"Don't sing off key songs, only play music in car. "

"I promise to keep quiet and will sell my guitar. "

"I'll sell my guitar and propose.. will you marry me?"

"Note down your desires in the sky. "

"The nights say that days seem dreamy. "

"In my dreams, my love"

"You and me all alone. "

"We're walking on the clouds. "

"And the Moon and the Sun. "

"But you and me are waiting. "

"Waiting. "

Hey, Cheers Naina!

Hey Rachna!

It calls for a celebration and party.

[Laughs]

Hey! Come in... let me pour you a glass.

What's the excitement all about?

Aha... the Bru campaign!

We've won the silver lion at Cannes for it.

Cheers! - Wow!

Jamie is going to France ... to accept the award.

You know...

Cheers. - Cheers.

Hey.. - We did it!

Hey where's your glass? - My glass?

How are you doing? - Here your glass.

[Laughs]

That's a good one.

Cheers is never enough.

No, the campaign is brilliant.

Hey! - Cheers.

Aren't you happy? - Of course!

Looks like they didn't enter your name as the copywriter.

[Indistinct chatter]

You know that Jamie and I both worked on this campaign.

It's his baby...

And he was making no headway...

till I was roped in. And I cracked the idea.

You know Jamie's stand on this issue!

Anyway, it was Rathore who sent in the entry. So it's his call.

We all know why Rats would do that.

Naina please... - Don't Naina me.

Now... Naina calm down... leave all the bitching to old Jamie.

Fuck off Jamie! You should take the award for...

...the most ethical copywriter.

Let's face it. I do have an edge...

Bullshit! What you have is a tool that you give out on hire.

Well who says it doesn't help to swing both ways, honey?

The old man Ogilvy himself said,

There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies.

But we need all we can find.

Almost without exception they are disagreeable. But don't destroy them.

They lay golden eggs. Eggs of gold Naina... Eggs of gold.

But Mr. Golden Goose, Ogilvy also says,

'Our business is infested with idiots who try...

...and impress using pretentious jargon. '

Hey Naina, saw your U'va hoarding campaign in the morning...

amazing, really eye-catching stuff!

So Jamie, do you want to take credit for that as well?

No honey, U'va is all yours.

You can have all the Golden Lions and their cubs and brouhaha with it.

[Doorbell rings]

We've lost the contract, again.

Because we haven't upgraded our machinery.

Why is it so difficult to upgrade the machinery?

I mean, you're losing so much business because of outdated infrastructure right?

You need a lot of capital...

I'm telling dad to take a loan but...

with the recession and returns to the investment being so low...

...it's not feasible...

But I'm sure there's something else that we can do. I mean...

three big factories... a sheer waste.

Are things really that bad?

Worse!

And I feel so helpless, you know.

I'm busy making money for the bank. And doing nothing for my family.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

You have a right to do what you enjoy doing.

Isn't your car due for servicing?

Yes baby... take it next week.

Are you coming upstairs?

No honey, early morning meeting tomorrow.

Okay... goodnight.

Goodnight baby.

Bye. - Bye!

[Doorbell rings]

"Note down your desires in the sky. "

Couldn't resist. Turned back halfway.

And the morning meeting?

"The nights say that days seem dreamy. "

Am I seeing you tonight?

No honey, I have to meet Maya aunty's daughter, Yamini tonight.

She's just back from the States.

Do you want me to come along?

No you chill...

Punjwani uncle wants his daughter to get to know everyone.

It's going to be boring as hell but I can't give it a miss.

And you know how mom and dad are about these things.

Cool... anyway I have to plan the peace concert.

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame... - Rishabh!

darling you give love a bad name... - Aren't you getting late... go... go!

Is there any chance I could perform at the concert?

No! You're unbearable!

Now c'mon you're going to get late!

Bye sweety, have a nice day. - Bye.

You too... bye.

Okay guys what about this?

Listen black is not a day colour... you can't wear that!

But Ruks I look really nice and thin in it...

Who cares Ruksana... as long as you look good in it, just go with it.

Malini... - Yes?

She has to look stunning.

This day comes once in a lifetime.

At least tell me you'll at least pretend to be surprised when he gives you the ring?

Oh yeah... guess what?

Oh my God you're so well prepared...

Better safe than sorry. Okay listen can we...

Naina?

Listen can we please focus on my clothes... - These are yours?

Yes... okay what about this blue dress? It's a nice wrap dress.

Okay listen we have to have a proper engagement celebration, okay?

Why don't we just combine it with your birthday party?

That's a very good idea.

Well actually Rishabh and I may be having a private celebration.

If you dare to get married without us there...

Don't worry Mal. She won't be able to, we'll gatecrash!

Hey Yamini... come sit!

Something to drink?

Yeah, a glass of white wine would be great.

Sure. White wine please. - Sure sir.

So... you're all grown up.

[Laughs]

Well considering the last time you saw me, I was like 14 or something...

You're quite a fuddy-duddy yourself!

Did you just call me a fuddy-duddy?

Well, you're not a style icon!

Neither am I a fashion disaster.

But you've got this boring-serious-corporate-type look.

You've got to loosen up... Cheers!

Cheers. I think I'm fine though.

That's a first by the way.

Give me one day, I'll transform how you look.

I'm not going to be your guinea-pig!

C'mon it'll be fun! A complete makeover.

[Laughs]

Why don't you spare me and just become a... you know...

stylist or something.

Hey, I enjoy fashion.

But I don't want to do it professionally.

A lot of my friends are designers or opening stores...

So what do you want to do?

Some serious, hardcore business.

Dad's told me to figure it out, he's willing to invest once I've decided.

Interesting!

You know... I didn't want to come back.

I wanted to chill in New York for a few years.

Why didn't you?

My parents wanted me back.

And family matters to me more than anything else.

I'd do anything to see mom and dad happy.

That's pretty surprising... I mean, look at me,

I'm just doing my own thing,

I'm least bothered about what my family expects from me.

So in your mind, what you want and...

...what your family wants, are two different things...

Aren't they?

Maybe not...

[Cellphone rings]

Your girlfriend?

Yeah...

Take the call...

It's okay. I'll call back.

You're being a bad boy!

Am I? And are you a good girl?

I wouldn't be the best judge of that...

What does your boyfriend feel?

If I was dating somebody...

I wouldn't be here, right?

[Laughs]

So you're giving me lessons in moral science?

No. I am just announcing that I'm single...

You're not thinking ahead, Rishabh!

Business, family... You need to start taking responsibility.

But you will only do as you please... as always...

Hi... how was your day...

[Sighs]

Isn't it hot today? - Yeah.

Excuse me.

Some wine?

Yes. Chenin Blanc please. - Okay ma'am... and sir?

Sure.

Sorry, I'm late.

The meeting took forever.

No problem. It's totally okay.

So, your campaign is all over town.

Yes well verdict's not in yet.

But work is not so hectic and...

I was just thinking...

if we could go to your Lonavala cottage, to celebrate my birthday...

if you can take out time that is...

I mean, you don't have to.

I just thought it will be a nice way to bring in my birthday.

We can always have a party here... - Wine, madam.

I'm getting married.

Maya aunty's daughter, Yamini. I told you about her.

[Laughs]

You are hilarious! And it's a damn funny way to propose...

I'm not... I'm not... - I accept.

Look I'm serious. I am getting married to Yamini.

This is what I came here to tell you...

Look I... I know this must come as a real shock to you.

Shock?

Have you gone mad?

I mean do you even know what you're saying?

You met her two days ago...

I know Naina. I'm sorry... but...

And what about us?

You... You'll be fine.

You're... You're wonderful and lovely and smart.

You'll be with a guy who deserves it.

Cut out the crappy speech Rishabh.

It's not a speech okay, it's true...

The truth is that we were supposed to get married...

the truth is, we love each other,

the truth is that you were going to ask me to marry you today...

Look I'm not denying any of that... but things have changed.

So how long have you been seeing her?

I've not been seeing her Naina.

Yeah... right!

Look... I know this is the worst thing I can do to you.

But I don't have a choice Naina.

My... my parents want to...

I thought they liked me...

They do like you Naina but...

This isn't about them anyway.

You don't fucking love me enough to marry me.

You don't have the balls to stand up for...

...what you fucking want Rishabh...

that's the problem.

I want different things Naina.

Different? Is she better in bed?

Look Naina... I'm... - [Crying]

I'm sorry...

You know I... I still love you and I... I always will love you.

Stop it Rishabh...

Naina let me drop you back... Okay...

You're in no condition to drive...

I'll manage.

[Music]

Fuck!

Madam.. - Don't you see? Go.

[Crying]

I don't know what I'm doing for my birthday...

I know its high time I thought about getting married...

but Rishabh and I are through.

Mom, I just told you everything.

I know you thought he is a great guy. So did I.

Yeah but it's over. I don't know... we will sort it out.

I don't know.

No, obviously it doesn't mean you have to look for a new guy.

No...

I know mom it'll become more difficult once I turn 30...

but I'm turning 30 in a week!

Yes, I know that the astrologer said it could happen anytime now...

but he's been saying that for years!

Okay mom, I have to go... I am getting late for work.

Yes... and I'm absolutely fine.

There is no need for you to fly to Mumbai. Yes! I am absolutely fine.

Yes... okay mom bye, love you!

'What does a guy really mean when he breaks up with you... '

'but says, that he still loves you and always will?'

'If he means what he's saying... '

'... why would he break up with you in the first place?'

'Is it just a way of making you feel better about being dumped?'

'Or is there a faint possibility that he may come back... ?'

The Sales of U'va have actually fallen.

I mean this campaign is a total disaster.

We're the laughing stock of the entire magazine industry.

We need to withdraw all our ads, immediately!

And we have to cancel our contract with ADZ.

No! See we understand...

and we take full responsibility for the loss.

And I'll put a new creative team on U'va.

Give us a chance to come up with an alternative.

I'm sorry, but we're taking this brand to another agency.

Naina, would you stay back for a minute?

You're fired!

What? I'm fired because the campaign has bombed?

It was an important campaign. It's an insult.

We've lost face in the industry.

Oh and for the record...

this is the first time in history of our agency that...

we've lost such a high profile campaign! Okay?

I still stand by the fact that it's a great idea.

And it can happen to the best of us.

Sometimes ideas work and sometimes they don't.

And you know that the idea was pre-tested and everybody approved...

including you.

I agree. But as... the creative head...

it is your responsibility.

It is my responsibility. But you can't fire me for this!

It hasn't worked, we'll try again.

There's no again, Naina.

You know, you haven't a clue of what works for the youth.

You don't have a pulse on the segment.

And your thinking is...

too out-of-the-box.

And it is exactly my 'out-of-the-box' thinking ...

...that got us the award at Cannes...

for which of course, I'm getting no credit!

You've got a month...

find yourself a new job.

Of course I'm fine... I know logically why he wants to marry her.

She's rich as hell, heiress to a goldmine...

and then she's young and it helps that she's so hot.

His family gets the money...

...his parents are happy and he gets himself a trophy wife.

It's the whole package that works!

God knows how long he's been planning this.

I don't think he was seeing her before this...

...but we can check if you like.

That's not the point... - What's the point?

The solution to one man is another man.

With God's grace, we'll soon find another guy for Naina.

Ruksana... there's more to life than men!

What do you want us to do for your birthday?

I don't know... whatever, anything!

30 is not just any age you know, it's special!

You're not a genius if you haven't proved it by 30.

I think 35 is the new 30... - 40, I think.

It's killing me... I can't believe Rishabh would do this to me.

And I keep thinking of Rishabh and Yamini together.

And to top it up I'm turning 30, fucking hell!

Jobless and man-less!

Naina, I'm 30, I'm not married... it's no big deal, seriously.

Not everyone's as crazy as you.

I would have died if I was turning 30 and I wasn't married yet.

Thankfully Sahil and I got married at the right time.

Check.

Poor baby.

[Naina] 'To cheer me up.. '

'.. Ruksana's husband Sahil took the three of us out to dinner. '

'Sahil is a sweetheart. And Ruksana is one lucky girl. '

'Some college romances last a lifetime. '

[Laughs]

What? - Stop! Stop!

'As the evening progressed I felt better. '

'At least for some time. In this city friends are family. '

[Laughs]

'Back home, it's lonely. And I'm scared. '

'But I'm going to put on a brave front. '

'And hopefully the rain will ease... ' - [Doorbell rings]

Hi. - Hi.

Should I get you a drink?

No thanks.

I haven't been able to organize your stuff...

It's okay.

Should I help? - I'll manage.

How far have you gone with her? - It's none of your business Naina.

Stop it Naina... what are you doing?

So...

when did you first sleep with her?

Rishabh...

Naina...

Yeah baby...

Oh yeah...

Stop!

I'm leaving!

[Music]

[Alarm ringing]

She'll help out for the birthday party. It's too much work!

Oh, you remember... but there's no party.

You'll be 30, right?

Don't cook me any dinner!

Rats can't be serious about firing me. It's probably illegal.

He's pretty serious. Check your contract.

And in case you've forgotten, there is a recession...

and we are planning to downsize.

I'm going to talk to Alfred.

Getting the New York office involved might not be the best thing to do.

After all you don't want to be labeled as a trouble maker.

I don't think I care.

Well start looking for your next job. If you can find one, that is.

[Door closes]

Sagging huh?

Even mine started to hang when I hit 30.

All the firmness was gone. But now I am saving for the boob job.

I want to surprise my husband... for our wedding anniversary!

Wow!

Yours aren't that bad.

They'll last another 2-3 years.

And then, you'll also have to get it done...

to keep your husband happy.

You must be what now... 30?

Turning 30 in five days.

Tension-tension, is it?

Well not really. I'm actually quite okay about turning 30!

What's the big deal? It's just another year gone by.

But you do need to settle down.

You know what, my cousin got a perfect match on shaadi. com.

Very handsome guy, tall, great body...

I could get you registered. Just tell me... your type.

I was just trying to help.

Every agency is laying off people. No one is hiring.

But you can always try at...

But I'll still only be hired as an Associate Creative Director...

To be the National Creative Director I'll have to prove myself.

It's not going to be easy here either.

After Anirban, Jamie will be sitting on that chair...

But I can't let them just fire me!

Hey, Sahil! How're you doing?

Hi...

This is Shalini. We work together.

This is Sahil, my friend Ruksana's husband. Why don't you join us?

You guys carry on... I will catch up with you later.

Okay.

Hi this is Rishabh Puri. I'm sorry I can't take your call right now.

But do leave me a message. I'll get back to you.

Thanks...

So that's it...

Rishabh never called me back and I just kept waiting and waiting.

Talking to me is not going to kill him right?

I don't know... like why he's being so weird.

Focus on shopping. No more talk of Rishabh or your job.

What the fuck is this?

You're turning 30... you need new lingerie! Quickly now...

Wonder Bra!

I'm impressed.

Okay now...

for the second part of your birthday present!

I don't know... it's really short.

Hey it's looking lovely. Anyway the solution to a breakup is a haircut.

Yeah right.

[Laughs]

Nails... second coat!

We've got some great vibrators and pussy pamperers..

.. if you're interested...

Does it look like I'm not getting any action?

Is it written on my face?!

Just felt like you needed it

normally I know when someone's deprived.

Middle-aged housewives, 30 plus working ladies...

Just one look, and I can tell.

What on earth is a pussy pamperer?

Wouldn't know honey... Sahil is my pussy pamperer!

Guess it's a device for the lesser privileged..

.. celibate spinsters like me.

Shut up!

That reminds me, I saw him at Prithvi. Didn't he tell you?

Really? Who was he with?

Some chick.

Are you okay Ruks?

What happened?

It's been on for eight months.

She was a... part of his work thing.

She was first an intern and then, she is a part of his team now...

I've just been ignoring it. You know how it is!

I keep pretending it's not happening. [Crying]

You should talk to him Ruks. Have you tried?

You know seeing the two of you together...

I would never have believed it.

You guys are like the perfect couple.

No. Calm down.

'Are all dreams just illusions?'

'Is marriage really so fragile a relationship?'

'Then why do we covet it so much?'

'Sahil or Rishabh. The story is the same. '

'Younger women just seem to be more desirable. '

'Have soul and substance, depth and commitment ceased to matter?'

'Maybe real women like us need real men... and that is a rare species. '

[On radio] '96.1 Fun FM. Hi, this is Rahul!'

'Good morning... '

'This show is especially for you youngsters, '

'may you be forever young, make the most of your youth!'

'So calling out to all those who are still in their twenties... '

'Do you wake up alone every morning?'

'Do you want to share your joys and sorrows with someone?'

'Are you looking for your soul mate?'

'Forget about the rest... Find the love of your life on, tietheknot. com. '

It's an account we've got without pitching.

We've to launch the Celebrate Women Spa chain.

It's specifically aimed at middle-aged women.

So that means you've decided not to fire me.

It also means that you don't get the New York office involved.

If that's the case, let me choose the accounts I want to work on.

You don't have a choice Naina.

If you're willing to work on this brand...

you stay.

If not, you leave.

Let's face it. You're not really up to handling a big youth brand.

And this, is a small-budget campaign.

It's not very complicated.

Maybe it's better to be fired.

The ball's in your court. Hey by the way nice hair-cut!

[Music]

So got a new hair cut?

Didn't expect to see you here.

Where's Yamini?

Well she was busy.

So how... how's work?

I've been great... work's great!

Okay.

So when are you coming to pick up the rest of your stuff?

No, that's not necessary... just discard it.

[Naina] 'Just discard the stuff, he says. '

'Just as he has discarded me, and our relationship. '

'But I can't discard my feelings. '

'I want Rishabh back... desperately!'

'Everything's a burning crisis... my love life, work, '

'and even Ruksana's marriage. '

I'm pregnant.

Have you told Sahil?

It'll help us start afresh.

And suddenly all my problems with Sahil...

...don't seem that important any more.

I also want to have a child.

My career is heading nowhere.

Maybe motherhood is my true calling!

Then you better do it fast honey.

Your biological clock is ticking away. - [Laughs]

He is from Wharton business school. Settled in Bombay.

Seems quite good looking... family lives in Delhi!

He likes art, literature, music... your type baby!

Mom, get a life!

Your friends are having children Naina...

and your boyfriends are flaky.

Do you want to spend the rest of your life alone?

You need to get serious about marriage.

I'll think about it when I'm ready.

Your papa and I are not getting any younger.

Who will look after you?

God forbid, if something were to happen to us...

My friends!

Not if they're busy with their babies!

This one is nice.

Naina I've already told you, I'm not interested in the stuff.

Listen I think it's best if we stay out of each other's lives.

And there is nothing to talk about Naina.

Bastard... doesn't even want to talk to me.

Three years...

three years of my life I've invested in this relationship.

Some women make great girlfriends.

But they're just not good enough for marriage.

I am one of them. [Crying]

No, please don't cry baby.

Come on. Calm down.

Mothers and daughters have intriguing relationships.

Arvind is a lawyer, just back from New York.

And mom has got her way... again!

Bye. - Bye aunty.

Arvind, honestly... I'm not ready to get married.

I'm doing this just to give mom some peace of mind.

She's been insisting.

Hey, I'm so glad to hear that! - Really?

You know what? I'm already dating somebody.

The thing is, she's African-American, so mum's not ready to accept her.

And I want to settle down with her.

So, I'm here just to please mum and aunt Rita.

So, you better tell your mum...

...you thought I wasn't suitable and "reject" me.

She's not going to buy that.

You have to do something!

Just say "Arvind isn't good enough. "

Still better "Arvind is a loose character!"

[Laughs]

So that's how I rejected Arvind and mom's gone back to Delhi.

You and your mother are both crazy. You should have hit on him...

even if he was half decent.

Please Ruksana, where are your ethics?

Anyway, I'm still hung up on Rishabh. - Good evening, everybody.

May I have you attention please.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to congratulate Miss Ramona Faiza Shah...

on the opening of her new exhibition, it's titled 'Me'.

I request Miss Shah to now please light the lamp.

Please. - [Applause]

Miss Shah, when did you start working on this exhibition?

Well I've been working on this exhibition for..

.. about 2 1/2 years and...

Since when did Malini become such a leech to Ramona, man?

I don't know man... this is like new!

Isn't that Jai?

Jai, who?

How many 'Jais' do we know? The one and only, college sweetheart!

Crazy or what? Last I heard he was in London or something...

Hi... How're you? - Ruksana, hi...

I am well.

Hi. - Hi.

What are you doing here?

Well, my exhibition's on next door.

Your work has become even better.

I'll believe it, if you buy one Ruksana!

Gift me one!

Take... take your pick. - All!

[Laughs]

This is stunning... it's beautiful.

So you're back in our city for good?

If your city wants me.

I have a few exhibitions here, so let's see how it goes.

And I think I'm done with London.

They're so perfect together, aren't they?

You say that about every man Naina has been with... - Shut up.

So that's it! My career is in the doldrums...

and Rishabh has left me to have an arranged marriage...

That pretty much sums up my life. I still haven't quite "made it. "

So that's your idea of making it?

Marrying a rich, smart, eligible guy and...

creating waves in the ad world...

Pretty clear cut and simple I'd say.

Pretty conventional and boring I'd say.

So you think I'm unconventional and interesting?

You'll have to let me find out.

And why would I do that?

Because, you could do with some...

More beer!

Cheers!

So you think it's okay that I haven't made it?

Well I think it's great that you haven't made it!

And what about you? Have you made it?

The Avant Garde photographer, the restless traveller.

Have you found what you're looking for?

Well I've always said it's about the journey...

So are you traveling with someone?

As a matter of fact, yes I am... with my beer!

Cheers to that! Bottoms Up!

Good morning...

Tea is ready.

Naina... wake up!

[Crying]

Whatever your reasons are for marrying Yamini...

frankly I don't care. I still love you and I want you back.

Call off your engagement.

I've made a decision. And I'm sticking by it.

We're through.

Don't make this harder than it is.

You know... it's tough for me as well.

I'm living with the guilt of, having let you down...

but what else could I do?

Please be strong and mature and understand.

We never really had a future.

We do... you just don't want to give it a chance.

[Cellphone rings]

Hi, listen tomorrow's the 28th, remember?

So you have to tell us whether you're doing..

.. the spa campaign or quitting.

I will let you know.

'Everyone grows up with fairy tales. '

'Imagining magic wands and happy endings. '

'I'm turning 30. '

'Alone and out of work. '

'This is never how it was meant to be. '

'I guess it's time to stop believing in fairy tales. '

'My 30th birthday is going to be the worst ever!'

[Doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday to you...

Happy Birthday dear Naina... Happy birthday...

Happy birthday to you...

Thank you!

Thank you, Rahi. Thank you so much.

Happy birthday to you... ! - Hi! How are you doing?

Thank you! - Happy birthday to you... !

Thank you so much... - Happy birthday.

C'mon guys, let's enjoy drinks. - Thank you.

Hey! Thank you. - C'mon guys. - Thanks, Kalik.

Thank you, Puja. Thank you so much. - Keep the food on the kitchen counter.

[Indistinct chatter]

I was high last night.

I mean, we were just into each other.

Who? - Now I don't remember his name.

Is he hot?

[Doorbell rings] - One sec...

Hi! - Hi.

What a surprise!

Happy birthday!

Come on in.

This is for you. - Thanks. Come on in.

Hello hello. - Hi...

Thanks for inviting me. - You're welcome.

Hello... hello...

How're you? - What is he doing here?

I'm well... I'm well.

Ah... where's... where's your husband...

I'm dying to see him... Oh... I'll just be back.

How are you man? - Super! How are you...

To the hottest 30 year old I know. Cheers!

No no, not yet!

Half an hour to go!

I'm still in my twenties... sorry!

Alright guys, here's to Naina.

Love, happiness, freedom...

and loads of sex.

I'll need that... I'll need that.

How long have you been living here? - Two years.

Two years! You've done up the place really well... quite quaint.

Thank you, old is charming... don't you think?

Isn't that a photo I have taken?

It is. - Guys it's 12 o'clock. Come here.

Okay! - Make a wish, make a wish!

Fun man!

Happy Birthday to you...

Such a small piece? - No no small, not big.

Happy Birthday dear Naina.

Happy Birthday to you...

Guys, come. Come.

Picture... picture!

Cheese.

Happy birthday!

Thanks for being here.

"We're at the prime of our youth. "

"Boys go crazy for honey. They pay the money. Yeah!"

"The girls are not easy to handle. "

"Your lines are, funny, but we don't need your style. "

Excuse me!

Getting very cosy?

It's the magic of the baby. He's called off his affair.

Wow!

"Your lines are funny, but we don't need your style. "

"Tell me if you want to marry me. But you're not my lover boy. "

"Follow me, but don't touch me. You just be my toy. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

There's something different about you.

My red dress?

I don't know, I can't put my finger on it...

Stop fooling around.

I'm serious now.

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

Hey boy! - Okay. I am doing it.

Come on.

Can't believe I'm doing this.

Good one... good one...

Now turn is... - Sahil this time.

Truth!

The Lion King! - [Whispering]

Tell us how did you feel when Ruksana kissed Zahid?

Yes, tell us.

Very jealous man. I almost killed you Zahid.

On a more serious note, I'd like to say that...

I haven't been the best husband.

Far from it, but...

Ruksana, I...

I love you to death.

And while we are at it...

we have a small announcement to make...

we are on our way to becoming parents!

Good one... - Congratulations!

Really lovely. - Round and round. - Malini.

Truth, it shall be.

What's the big secret that you're dying to tell...

but haven't revealed till now. - There's none.

Oh man... c'mon!

This is serious confession time... it's my birthday.

Open up... you owe me! - Come on.

Okay Ramona, you're gonna hold my hand for this one.

I'm bisexual.

Actually...

I'm lesbian.

[Laughs]

I'm not joking Sahil.

I'm seeing Ramona.

I was planning on telling you guys...

and I thought this was the...

you know... the right time.

There goes, that wasn't so hard.

Right?!

[Sobbing]

Oh c'mon Malini... here's to new beginnings!

Let's drink to that. Bottoms up! - Yeah man!

Cheers! - Cheers.

So what's it gonna be... truth or dare?

Dare! - Dare!

Okay, fine.

Pole Dancing with your clothes off...

He just did that.

I think I'll change it to truth.

Okay, in that case...

tell us your true feelings for Naina.

You guys are mad!

Jai... choose a dare...

No, no, no... it's too late for that now.

Come on... C'mon... c'mon... tell all.

Come on. - Well...

Don't be shy Jai.

well let's just say that...

I can still sink into her dimples!

Guys, guys!

Game over, game over!

Let's go to the dance floor. Game over, game over!

What about your turn?

Hang on... hang on...

you have to do one truth and one dare.

That is unfair! Hello... hello...

It's my birthday. I should be exempt.

Okay, truth first or dare...

Truth. - Okay.

Let's see.

Okay who is better in bed - Rishabh or Jai?

And if there were others, who's been the best?

[Laughs]

I'm not answering this question!

No no. I want to know this one.

Oh c'mon Jai is a man he'll take it.

Of all the guys I've been with, including Rishabh...

Jai's been the best in bed.

To our champion humper!

Thank you... thank you!

Happy birthday to you... - Blow the candles!

Happy birthday to you.

[Laughs]

These two!

Guys stop it. - How long...

c'mon just smile and get over with it.

Cheese!

Oh my god! Look at them. No, man.

Our beer drinking competition. - Oh my God...

I can't believe this... How could you do this to me?

How could I do this to you? Excuse me!

I mean look at us. Oh god! I had no idea Ranvir had this footage!

"And the way she looked, oh yeah, o girl!"

"I'll take my chance with her. "

"When I saw her dancing there. "

"Sexy on the sea. "

"And the way she looked, oh yeah, o girl!"

"I'll take my chance with her. " - She would've danced.

"When I saw her dancing there. "

I meant what I said earlier.

What?

About sinking into your dimples.

[Laughs]

How much have you had to drink, Jai?

Naina I know I walked out of your life.

But I also know that I was immature.

I didn't know where I was headed, didn't know what to do with you.

Financially insecure.

I mean for a guy at 26 spending the rest of your life...

...with one woman can be scary.

I was afraid of commitment.

You're very high... very high Jai.

Will you just listen to me.

It was four years ago...

so much has happened since then.

It doesn't really matter.

It matters to me.

I realized what an idiot I had been.

But you were already with Rishabh by then.

And I thought I had no right.

And now you do?

Well I thought I lost my chance...

but life throws you a second chance when you least expect it.

That doesn't answer my question.

Well Naina I never stopped loving you.

And when I saw you yesterday...

it just took me back to... - Jai.

Will you marry me?

Madam, the door is locked from inside. - [Doorbell rings]

Lalita, come back later...

No problem...

Give me...

What's with all this hot lingerie?

What to do? One has to do all this to trick men into bed now...

Checkout my wonder bra!

What are the advantages of this one, mademoiselle?

[Laughs]

So I'm assuming it's a yes.

I'm still waiting for you to say yes.

Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I want to marry you.

That used to be my line.

I'm not trying to get back at you or anything.

But it's just that all of this is so sudden... you know.

And Rishabh... and...

maybe I'm just on the rebound. And I don't want to lead you on...

Well I'm ready to take my chances.

I don't know Jai...

I don't think I can deal with more than one day at a time.

Juice?

Sure.

'Sometimes, we wake up knowing just what it is that we have to do. '

'And a decision is made. '

I've decided I'll do it.

Smart girl! No tattling to the New York office then...

When would I have to meet the client?

Do your homework first...

It's a small brand, let's keep it conventional.

Happy birthday! - Wow!

Happy birthday to you... - Thank you.

Happy birthday dear Naina...

Happy birthday to you... - Thank you!

Happy birthday! - Thank you.

Happy birthday Naina! - Thanks.

Naina darling...

I'm so glad you're not leaving...

otherwise life here would be so dull, right Rats?

Have some cake Janampreet... cake!

Well I was hoping for that whole bakery but, this will do!

So, what're you doing tonight?

[Camera clicks] - [Applause]

It's okay.

Congratulation young man. - Sure. Quite well.

Let's go? - In a short while...

We will leave...

in ten minutes... promise!

You look like you're having a great time...

but I'm bored.

No... we'll go home after this to your place.

My place? - Or mine!

[Laughs]

Listen, you're having a horrible time. Let's take you home.

No... we are going to go in two minutes... two minutes...

Two minutes. - Two minutes.

I'll catch you baby.

Rishabh!

Hi. - Hi.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. I'm sure you know Jai.

Rishabh he is Jai...

Jai-Rishabh... Rishabh-Jai.

Congratulations!! - Thank you.

So where's the young, gorgeous bride to be?

Yamini!

Yes?

Hi! - Hi.

Yamini that's Naina and Jai. - Hello.

Congratulations. - Oh thank you so much...

I'm really happy...

I'm really happy for you.

Oh! Let's see this... no that's the hand...

But I must say that Rishabh is quite a pain in the ass... literally!

[Glass shatters]

Sorry, let's go get another drink...

Come on.

"The distance between you and me. What has happened?"

"Erase the distance between us. "

Why did you do that?

I don't know.

"What has happened? Erase the distance between us"

Drop me home.

I'm sorry...

and thank you for being there today.

I'll see you tomorrow...

I just need some time alone...

Good night.

'Why do we always want the men who don't want us?'

'And never want the men who want us?'

'How can I still want Rishabh?'

'Why am I still trying?'

'And what on earth was I thinking taking Jai for Rishabh's engagement?'

'Maybe I just believe in miracles. '

'And I think I can turn back the clock and rewrite the ending. '

'I don't know what I'm doing. '

'And I can hardly tell the difference between right and wrong. '

[Crying]

Targeted at middle aged women...

the aim of the Celebrate Women spa chain...

is to revitalize and rejuvenate women...

I think we've got the picture here.

So any ideas?

Not yet.

Okay... so Naina will present the campaign idea at the next meeting.

Okay.

Great!

[Music]

'I have a theory that the best ads come from personal experience. '

'Some of the good ones I have done, have really... '

'... come out of the real experience of my life. '

'And somehow this has come over, as true and valid and persuasive. '

'But real life is confusing and nothing is black or white. '

'Ex-boyfriends are irresistible. '

'Rishabh is engaged to somebody else. '

'I'm 30. '

'And a one night stand on the rebound seems to be turning into many more. '

Basically the idea is to shoot them going about their daily lives...

We want a peep into what their normal everyday life is like.

As for the questions and interviews...

just get them to open up with you and be honest.

There is no hard and fast rule about the guidelines.

Just use your own judgement and ask the questions...

...that you feel are right...

and most importantly remember...

that we are looking only at the SEC A...

ideally the SEC A - 30 plus women...

So come on out there... go and have fun!

Hi... sorry I'm late.

I've had like the craziest day in office, today.

This spa campaign presentation is driving me up the wall.

And to top it all I just started chumming.

Poor baby. Thanks for coming.

The things women go through to produce babies!

Wait till you have yours. It's all worth it.

Where's Sahil?

Not coming, busy with work.

Don't worry. I'll manage.

I'm tired of trying...

if I'm not pregnant this time,

then I'm not going to take any more bloody injections.

At the rate at which my life is going I'll also have to go in for IVF...

Any progress with Jai?

I'm okay with just letting things be the way they are but...

But?

I can't believe Jai actually wants to marry me. I feel he's not serious...

he'll run out on me, again.

Of course he's serious. You're the one who's not making up her mind.

I can't marry him just because I'm 30 and it's time to get married.

And I'm scared of test-tube babies...

You're not still holding a candle for Rishabh, are you?

Ruksana... ?

'The ifs and buts of life. '

Are all men essentially mama's boys?

'How well do we really know the men in our lives?'

So how many women have you been with since we broke up?

Hardly any...

What's hardly any?

Three... if you insist.

One had some potential, but the other two were just time pass...

Basically things didn't work out with any of them...

so you turned up at my doorstep...

...now that your parents also want you to settle down.

Not like your parents don't want you to settle down.

I found two more grey strands today...

Listen, I hope this evening isn't too tiring for you...

Chill. I am just two months pregnant.

I'm fine.

Where's Malini, are we picking her up?

She's coming by herself.

And Ramona?

She's not coming...

I just don't get this Malini and Ramona thing...

I don't know what to think.

I'm just amazed she didn't tell us all this while.

And like fools we're trying to set her up with one guy after another.

Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

No... actually you do!

No, just kidding! - [Laughs]

Hello everybody!

Hi!

Well tonight is dedicated to Reenu..

.. my dearest sister and the bride to be.

Reenu, I am going to miss you once you get married! But girl...

live it up while you can!

And for all the girls in the house...

have a great time!

[Music]

"My love!"

"My love resides in my eyes, baby. He's my kohl. Yes kohl. "

"My love, come and feel my body. You crazy lover, my lover. "

"My heart has become young after seeing you. "

"I'll shower my love on you, come my darling. "

"My eyes wander, my desires rise. "

"My eyes wander, my desires rise. Can you feel it, my love?"

"My love resides in my eyes, baby. He's my kohl. Yes kohl. "

"My love, come and feel my body. You crazy lover, my lover. "

[Music]

I'm drinking on your behalf!

Mal... are you sure about this?

I am.

Maybe it's just a passing phase...

It's not.

Maybe Ramona is like influencing you.

It's not like you've had any experience in the past...

Or have you?

Of course not!

Otherwise I would have known before...

What the... !

Besides I'm not the one living a sham, Ruksana.

What?

What is that supposed to mean? - Ok guys chill... enjoy the show!

"Your beauty is dazzling. "

"As soon as I looked at you I started burning. "

"Your eyes are bright blue. "

"I lose my heart as I look into them. "

"Come close and let love blossom. "

"Come close and let love blossom. Do it, my love. "

"My love resides in my eyes, baby. He's my kohl. Yes kohl. "

"My love, come and feel my body. You crazy lover, my lover. "

Cheers!

We should have a club for women over 50... to celebrate womanhood.

Yes.

Or a club for old girls who need new lays...

We're young at heart, you see!

Grey hair, wrinkles, sagging breasts...

they are all signs of a life well lived.

We're maturing like wine...

[Rap lines]

"Look at me, so that I get solace. "

"I feel restless as I long for you. "

"Come my love and carry me away. "

"You've overpowered my heart. "

"The night is ours, filled with romance. "

"The night is ours. Can you do it, my love?"

"My love resides in my eyes, baby. He's my kohl. Yes kohl. "

"My love, come and feel my body. " - Man, take it off.

"You crazy lover, my lover. "

[Whistling] - [Cheering]

Baby!

Now better marry this second boy.

I am happy that Jai has proposed to me mom. I do like him...

I don't know about spending the rest of my life with him.

It's not that simple...

I know I should forget Rishabh. I've reached office. Bye.

I am still single,

and a 30 year old single girl is a big deal for my family.

Everyone wanted me to get married.

But nothing worked out.

I felt terrible for 2-3 years after I turned 30.

But life goes on and you have to accept yourself.

My husband also lost interest in me...

after I turned 35.

Now I am trying to focus on my career.

I am multi-tasking all the time.

I need at least 48 working hours in a day.

And I've lost my sex drive.

I wanted to learn music, but where's the time?

I am divorced and now in a new relationship.

I have never been happier.

I just think women need to let their hair down and start having fun.

We should have a club for all women over 50... to celebrate womanhood.

Oh my god! I haven't done this in ages.

The last bike I rode was yours in college.

Really? - Oh my god!

Okay try not killing us.

C'mon.

Actually you're not doing badly at all.

Thank you... hold me!

Vietnam was just fantastic.

Here... check this candid one out...

Nice!

Have you totally stopped doing colour?

I don't know... I am enjoying black and white. Maybe it's just a phase...

This series will make you a fortune...

You're mad!!

Come on, you don't have to be modest.

Remember 4-5 years ago I couldn't sell a single picture!

Yeah I know. And you didn't want to do commercial photography.

Thank God I went off to London, at least my work got appreciated there.

It was nice to have you out of my hair though.

Naina, I'm not struggling anymore...

I know.

What I mean is, I can afford the wedding ceremony and...

the wedding band.

Are you advertising in the matrimonial?

"No family business, no ancestral wealth...

just earning well so can afford good life. "

Okay how about...

"Errant photographer son of Civil Services' family...

seeking homely match... " Ask your parents to place that.

I think it's a great idea. What say Ranjeet?

Okay Naina. Go ahead and make the presentation.

The Post- 30 Club will position the Celebrate Women's Spa chain...

as the SEC A 30 plus woman's best friend...

A place where she can connect with other women...

A place which is beyond massages and aromatherapy.

A place where while sipping juice and getting acupressure...

she can also have an art class, or get investment advice.

We're not just talking copy idea here.

We're talking about great brand equity!

I think we have a seed of an idea here... It might just work!

Thank you Mr. Desai.

That's fine. My only concern is the budget, you know...

Let me get back to you with a more detailed presentation.

Copy, hoardings, TVC samples...

the exact campaign plan, a tentative media plan with costing.

And you take a decision after that.

Sounds good. And another thing... don't worry about the cost.

We came with a small budget but now, we are going to do this in a big way.

So we're looking at the inaugural budget of 100 crores...

and an annual budget of 35.

Wow! - That's great...

It's just that...

I wish we had known about this earlier, you know.

Jamie I didn't know. I really didn't know. I swear to God.

I didn't know it was such a big campaign.

You didn't know? - Yeah.

And I had my constraints.

You know the New York office would have raised hell...

had I fired her for the U'va campaign. You know that...

Boo fucking Hoo.

That's when I realized a side campaign would be the best solution.

I need this brand. - I know!

Listen, put her on something else...

I can't. - This is your love?

Oh pumpkin please understand. - This is how you show me.

Yeah! I sent you to Cannes... didn't I?

So what?

Oh c'mon! - What the hell!

'It is tempting to give up. '

'But I must believe in myself... '

'And I must believe in my product... '

'To my darling... '

'who will one day make Ogilvy very proud!'

'Love Rishabh. '

'Some gifts are invaluable and timeless... '

'Ogilvy has never failed me. '

'Miss you Rishabh. '

What were you doing?

Nothing really...

What happened?

Nothing.

Tell me...

How do you feel about me?

Naina you can't keep evading this issue.

I mean it's not like we are just sleeping together.

I can understand you not wanting to get married.

But I think, I deserve to know how you feel about me.

I really care about you Jai...

I really do...

But it's hard because I have all this stuff in my head..

.. that I need to sort out...

I just need some time.

You're leading a double life...

You're not being fair to Jai.

I'm not committed to Jai.

Anyway, I'm not cheating on him...

Maybe not physically... but you are emotionally.

I am messed up. I am on the rebound.

And Jai knows that.

I told him right at the beginning...

And he walked into this with his eyes wide open.

But you can't expect him to hang around...

while you wait for Rishabh to miraculously get back with you.

He's engaged to Yamini. He's not getting back with you.

You just need to move on...

Do you think it's so easy to move on?

Am I supposed to just, switch on and off?

Is it so technical? If not Rishabh... then just replace the guy?

In my head I was married to Rishabh...

Do you know how that feels?

No... - But it's over...

You just have to let go...

Let go... ? Why should I let go of what's mine?

At work I'm expected to let go.

Put in all the hard work and the effort...

and when it's time for awards and promotions...

I'm supposed to let go?

I've put in years of my time and effort into this relationship.

and when the time comes to actually get married...

the guy leaves me... and I'm supposed to let go?

I'm 30... not 22.

The time to let go is over.

Forget it... you guys are not going to understand.

Nobody does.

'I was sleeping with Jai, but I was still in love with Rishabh. So what?'

'But then... Jai was getting hurt in the process. And I couldn't help it. '

'I realized I had reached a point in my life, '

'where nobody in the world understood me... '

'not my friends, not my mother, not Jai, not Rishabh. '

'But then who has ever really understood.. '

'.. a woman's wounded and broken heart?'

'And who has ever known, how long it will take to heal?'

'I was truly alone. '

'And it didn't matter anymore. '

Lights... roll camera... action!

Hi, I am Rajni Sharma, I'm 38. I am a housewife...

So this is little Naina working hard to crack the big fish!

Shouldn't I?

I wouldn't if I were you...

You'd just get somebody else to do it and take the credit.

Touchy!

I don't know about touchy. The "touch" is definitely your forte.

And he never recovered from that insult...

Listen, this is an auspicious time to get married.

You need to decide now.

Or it'll be another four years.

Anyway, the girl is unlucky.

You came from Delhi to Mumbai...

just to convince me to marry Jai...

It's been over a month...

since he asked you.

And you still haven't given him an answer!

You can't be so busy with your new campaign...

that you don't have time to make such..

.. an important decision in your life.

I am busy.

This is Malini's dream come true.

Wow!

Our Mal's a star!

I just don't want her to drift away from us.

Yeah she is really caught up with that Ramona.

Or maybe we're creating the distance... I don't know...

Don't worry... we'll be fine, we've been together since college!

Look who's on Page 3? - Who?

She's just... she's just too thin. Too thin... who is this thin?

Okay no more lusting after that jerk.

Is this my copy?

That's great ma'am... spotlight's on you, good show!

Congratulations!

I'll get you something to eat..

Yeah sure! - I'll just come.

Mumbai Times, today?

She saw it. - Saw what?

A photo of Rishabh and Yamini at some party.

Sheetal is just a friend... It's no big deal.

I'm seeing you.

It's a big deal. Why can't you tell me the truth... ?

I don't think you can handle the truth.

You know I think your friends just want us...

This is not about my friends...

They think that somehow I've turned you into a lesbian...

Shut up... Ramona...

They think that if you break up with me, you'll become straight...

Just shut up and leave! - Come on.

Just shut up and leave, Ramona!

[Crying]

No... no... no

[Naina] 'Women! From different walks of life. '

'Different aspirations, different concerns, different dreams. '

'One common factor, they are all over 30 and ready to rediscover life. '

'Welcome to the Post-30 Club. Celebrate womanhood!'

'The Celebrate woman is special. She laughs, '

'she cries and she is ready to dream again. '

'She hasn't lost the spark in her eyes. She is ready to start afresh. '

'Ready to take her chances. '

'Let's find her. Let's reach out to her. '

'Let's connect with her. '

'Dream your dream.. it's never too late. '

'It's wonderful to be a little older... a little wiser... '

'a little more fun and definitely more beautiful. '

'There's still time, live out your dreams. '

'Join the Post 30 Club. Celebrate Womanhood. '

I'll be happy to answer any questions!

This is brilliant!

Thank you. - But...

the other idea...

recommended by your agency head, that's more viable.

I think a better way of communicating..

.. our entry into the spa market.

I guess there was no need for me to make this presentation.

The decision was already made.

Rats obviously got Jamie to present an alternative to Celebrate.

This time to the CEO, who he had already wined and dined...

and I'm sure Shalini would have known.

I am tired of your manipulative games...

Sit down.

You're actually saying something!

You spineless bastard!

All you can do is lick their combined asses,

while trying to keep your position secure.

We'll accept your resignation, okay!

You mean you'll welcome it.

Whatever you think.

Jamie is just using you to get ahead while you've lost your marbles...

trying to appease your love interest. Can't you see that?

Listen, let's get on with the formalities...

because we can do without your ranting and raving.

Fuck you all.

You're just missing a tool honey!

Yeah that's the one!

[Laughs]

'Being impulsive is underrated. '

'I think the best decisions are often the ones.. '

'.. we take on the spur of the moment. '

'But then sometimes the biggest mistakes of..

.. our lives are made on impulse.

Have I just made the biggest mistake of my life?

Thrown away my chances at success?

Impulse.

Is that why I'm with Jai... ?

Is that why Rishabh is marrying Yamini?

[Doorbell rings]

Aunty, don't you think what you did to me is unfair?

Unfair... ?

C'mon aunty, stop pretending.

Till two months ago, Rishabh was going to marry me.

Then suddenly he dumps me to marry Yamini.

The decision was Rishabh's. We don't interfere in his life.

Of course you did. He was so upset because of your business problems.

Marrying Yamini will fix everything, right?

Her millions will revitalize your company.

I think you should mind your own business.

It is my business!

If Rishabh wanted to marry you... he would have.

And... you know he's engaged already.

I don't care. I know he loved me and wanted to marry me.

He was under pressure to please you.

If he was under pressure, wouldn't he have joined the business?

At the rate at which he's going, I'm sure he will.

But... - [Door opens]

Naina... what are you doing here?

Trying to sort out my life.

She says we pressurized you into marrying Yamini.

What is wrong with you, Naina?

We've been over this a million times.

Then one last time won't hurt!

Then lets you and I talk... Don't drag mom and dad into this.

Aren't they responsible?

Responsible for what?

For what?

For getting you to marry that filthy rich bimbette...

only for her money. - Calm down, Naina.

Take it easy Naina.

She's beautiful and young, that's a bonus for you.

Have you killed your conscience?

Naina stop it. I am warning you.

Your greed masquerading as obligation makes me sick Rishabh.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

The truth fucking hurts. That's your problem.

You... all of you are fucking hypocrites,

with not an ounce of integrity.

Naina stop it. You know what.. - Get the hell out of here.

God will punish you! It'll all come back to you...

you have no idea. You will rot in...

You will rot in fucking hell. Fuck you all.

You'll be miserable for the rest of your lives. Mark my words!

[Music]

[Crying]

Your idea was rejected. You felt desperate, you quit your job.

That's no excuse. Life is full of ups and downs.

You need to grow up and deal with them.

What's the matter with you?

You still want him back...

I don't know...

It's high time you know Naina.

I can't be your rebound sex toy forever.

Even I want the real thing!

I know you keep trying to get in touch with him...

I don't say anything because you said you wanted more time.

I'm trying my best, Naina, but you're...

Jai... you've also suddenly appeared in my life,

wanting to start off from exactly where you left off four years ago.

It's not so simple.

I was on the verge of marrying Rishabh.

We were... we were together in a way that I have never been with you.

I got used to the idea of having him around.

Of... of him being there for me.

Naina I don't want to know how good it was with him.

You need to start living in the present,

and stop running away from what is real in your life

Jai you walked out on me when it suited you...

and walked right back in when it suited you.

It can't always be about your convenience, Jai!

And it's very easy for you to accuse me of being commitment phobic,

what was the strength of your commitment four years ago..

.. when I wanted to settle down?

You just ran away... disappeared!

I said I made a mistake.

But I'm here now. And I want you now.

Naina I am ready to start afresh.

But you're obviously not.

I just needed closure. I needed to confront them one last time.

You don't need to confront them. You need to confront yourself.

And figure out what you want...

I can't do this anymore.

Call me...

when you sort your life out.

[Music]

They said Monday but we already spoke.. - Monday. Okay.

Ah... so listen, Shalini will be taking over...

so you can, you know, hand over to her.

Okay?

I had to think about my career Naina...

[Music]

"Small hopes couldn't hold my heart. "

"You've to stay alone, never have any hope. "

"Dreams will shatter one day. "

"So I don't wish to live. "

"So I don't wish to live, I wish to die. "

"I've realized that the world is fake. "

"So I don't wish to live, I wish to die. "

"I've realized that the world is fake. "

[Music]

"It seems like the lamp has lost its flame. "

"It seems like the lamp has lost its flame. "

"It seems the eyes have lost their sight. "

"Life is engulfed in darkness. "

"Why am I angry at myself?"

"How do I hide my pain?"

"So I don't wish to live. "

"So I don't wish to live, I wish to die. "

"I've realized that the world is fake. "

[Music]

"Why have I lost love from life?"

"Why have my desires lost their flight?"

"Why is my journey so lonely?"

"Everything has changed. "

"Where did I lose my way?"

"So I don't wish to live. "

"So I don't wish to live, I wish to die. "

"I've realized that the world is fake. "

"So I don't wish to live, I wish to die. "

"I've realized that the world is fake. "

'It's all over. The dream is shattered. '

'Of love and ambition... nothing remains. ' - [Doorbell rings]

[Knock on door] - Naina!

Open the door, Naina!

Naina...

You've got everyone so worried. Not taking anyone's calls.

Cutting yourself off like that!

Ruksana was going to cancel her doctor's appointment..

.. to come see you.

Pull yourself together.

Look at me... I'm not dying, am I?

Put your slipper down!

Go wash your face.

And please make me a cup of tea.

You can have some too!

Okay.

Naina? - Yeah.

I'm going to check my mail okay.

Just minimize the files that are on.

Okay. - [Phone rings]

Hi mom.

Sorry, I was just going to call you.

I've been very busy.

No I'm not being irresponsible mom.

I told you the other day, my decision is final.

I've already quit.

Anyway, Shalini has replaced me.

Do you want honey? - No.

No...

Jai has not tried to contact me.

I love you too... bye mom.

Hello, what are you doing?

I thought you were checking your mail.

When have you been writing this?

Stop it Malini. It's just some personal crap.

Please don't read it...

Just let me read it... you go take a shower.

Malini! - Go take a shower.

Malini stop it. You're getting on my nerves now.

Okay now enough! Stop prying.

I'm not prying... I'm just reading.

Shit man!

This is amazing.

I can't believe you've written this...

seriously!

Right, I had a look at the material. It seems we've got a book here!

I knew that... - I don't know...

Naina. - I've just been writing to unwind.

Just relax. What we have here is fabulous!

See it does need a little bit of work... tweak the shape...

alter the structure a bit...

...context and yet what we have is great.

Here's what I propose, okay!

Let me speak to my London office, and get their approval.

It won't be a problem. In fact they'll love it.

Then we commission you to write it.

I'm not sure... I've...

Listen... - Come on, Naina.

If you don't want to write it...

we can always buy the raw material from you...

...and commission somebody else to do the job.

But you know what, ideally that's not the best option.

Listen you've quit your job. Just give this a shot!

You might actually enjoy it Naina.

Let me think about it...

People die to get their book published.

Like this one?

It's the chance of a lifetime.

And you have to get your mind off Rishabh and that Jai.

'Chapter one. It's monsoon in Mumbai. '

'The rain is splashing across the roads. '

'A young woman in a bright red car, drives through the grey landscape. '

You are using my Post-30 club idea, after all...

Well listen the Celebrate guys liked your idea, better.

And since the detailing had been done... you know.

But it's completely unethical.

Well I'm really sorry...

No, you're not.

Don't worry we'll be able sort this out.

But what I am going to need from you..

.. is as much documentation as possible.

I will give you everything I've got.

Good. Now, I'll sit with my team and we'll figure out...

the best way forward in this case.

Copyright law enforcement in India, is at a very early stage.

So harassment and malpractice is probably..

.. the only way we can nail them.

Ok? - Yeah.

You've just started writing your book.

There's no need to go on this crusade.

You've quit. Now let it go...

Listen, writing is your priority...

but it's important for you to get your due, I think.

I'm so angry. How can I not speak up?

I know I'm taking on a major battle,

but... there's no other option.

"Dreams.. "

".. expressed in hues and flying kites. "

"They're higher than the sky. "

"The parts.. "

"Of the setting sun has glowed again. Hopes are alive. "

"The mornings have given a hint. "

"All the desires have woke up. "

"There's nothing to look back to. "

"My destination is ahead. "

[Music]

"I looked for myself in others, but kept wandering in distance. "

"Time passed but left a message. "

"The joys we look for are within us. "

"Your world is within you, that's life's lessons. "

[Music]

"My destination is new, it's time for new ventures. "

"They'll be my companion and guide me in a new direction. "

"I've found the path that inspires me to walk ahead. "

"The moments I always desires, will be mine now. "

[Cellphone rings]

Let's settle this. 20 lakhs and you withdraw the case.

I'm not interested in settling.

Not enough?

We cannot get a stay order for this event.

I'm not giving up.

Do you want to file an appeal?

The Celebrate Spa Chain welcomes you to the launch of The Post 30 Club.

So let's get together and celebrate this occasion.

Yes I'm having so much fun, feeling very young and fresh too.

Here, I feel, somebody truly understand us.

It's very relaxing.

It's a lot of fun. It's wonderful. We're getting investment advice.

We're trying out herbal teas, we're getting massages done...

...we're having a great time.

The Post 30 Club is a great campaign for Celebrate.

I am very grateful to the ADZ team.

The Post 30 Club... I think it's a fabulous idea.

You know, we at ADZ, have really worked hard at it.

And the credit goes to Jamie Gill. He's the Creative Head.

Have you taken a byte of his?

Yes, yes! The Post 30 Club was definitely my brain child.

I did a lot of research and it took a lot of thought to come up...

...with the Celebrate Spa campaign.

Of course with the launch of The Post 30 Club...

'Sometimes, even though we don't want the same things anymore... '

'yesterday's broken dreams still haunt us. '

[Phone chimes]

Can I... meet Naina?

Wait a minute.

She's busy, she won't be able to see you.

Sorry.

"Dreams expressed in hues and flying kites. "

"They're higher than the sky. "

"The parts.. "

"Of the setting sun has glowed again. Hopes are alive. "

"The mornings have given a hint. "

"All the desires have woke up. "

"There's nothing to look back to. My destination is ahead. "

Thank you.

This is Saloni...

Hi! - Nice to meet you.

I am Naina.

I'll just go and see the baby. - Sure!

See you. - Excuse me.

She seems really nice...

She is... I'm happy.

I am happy for you.

Hi...

She is like a doll.

Her nose is just like yours. Same nose!

So, mommy Ruksana... how does it feel?

It's the best feeling in the world! Both of you should feel this.

Hopefully... someday,

without test tubes!

So how are things with Sahil?

He's back to his philandering ways. but I don't care anymore.

I've got baby Noor now!

Maybe that's how you feel right now.

As long as you're happy Ruks.

The happiest I've ever been... divorce just seems pointless now.

And Noor will need her daddy... yes you will... yes you will.

No... what're you doing!

[Laughs]

Ok I'll also give... - No Naina stop...

In the case of Naina Singh vs. ADZ...

.. the court has ruled in favour of Naina Singh.

the bench has found ADZ guilty...

on charges of corporate malpractice and harassment at the work place.

We're going to fight this!

No one messes with us, no one!

You, listen to me. Now in this one...

Alfred! You don't worry okay. I'll figure something out.

And you know what! We will file an appeal.

Rathi, it's all over.

What?

You will not fight any more cases.

Why? - You're fired.

And so are Jamie and Ranjeet.

You mean... - Exactly what I said.

And I'll make sure that no other agency hires you.

Naina, I'm entering you as the creative director...

...for the Spa campaign for the awards at Cannes.

Also we'd like to take you on as the national creative director of ADZ.

Thanks Alfred. But I think I'll pass.

Hello... hi!

Friends on behalf of Pentad publishers..

.. let me welcome Ms. Naina Singh...

the debutant author of Turning 30!!!

[Applause] - Go Naina!

This book is officially being launched right here, right now!

It also happens to be Naina's birthday today.

Happy Birthday!

[Applause] - Happy birthday to you.

First of all, I'd like to thank my friend Malini,

who made it her mission to make me write this book.

David, for his unstinting support and encouragement.

My friend Ruksana, for all her love...

...that saw me through the writing of this book.

And of course my parents, especially my mother.

It's a wonderful way of celebrating my birthday...

I've turned 31 today...

and with the launch of my book, I think I've finally come to terms...

with turning 30!

[Applause]

Mirrors lie and ask difficult questions. Am I beautiful still?

Will he still love me when I have wrinkles?

Am I only what I do or who I love?

Have I missed the bus?

Why is turning 30 so hard?

Myth - 30 year old women find 40 year old men attractive.

Fact - 30 year old women find 22 year old boys more attractive.

[Laughs]

It's called the "he's been with another woman radar".

Except it's not always reliable...

because we see only what we choose to see.

Broken hearts can be mended.

All it takes is few nights of drunken revelry...

and many nights of tear stained pillows.

The real solution to a broken heart is of course another man...

well other men!

or better still - a haircut.

[Laughs]

A red dress and stilettos and..

.. you feel like all your dreams can come true.

Then you wake up the next morning...

...and realize, it's just another regular day...

and you put your life on hold, until the next time...

...you take out that red dress from your closet.

Thirty or not, we are all looking for happiness,

but perhaps in the wrong places.

[Applause]

Such a wannabe signature. - Teach me a better one.

I don't know what to say...

You don't have to say anything Rishabh...

I didn't want it to turn out this way. - It's okay.

I am sorry Naina.

I just... wish I hadn't been such a bastard.

The past is over Rishabh.

I am not marrying Yamini.

It was all for the wrong reasons Naina...

What you and I had was real.

It's time for new beginnings.

So you'll give me another chance?

Find yourself first Rishabh... and you'll find love.

Read my book, it has all the answers.

Congrats, ma'am. - Thank you.

Jai!

I've sorted out my life now. I've done what I had to do.

Will you marry me?

[Music]

[Naina] 'After rain comes sunshine. Just as winter always turns to spring. '

But the spring blossom depends on how well..

.. we are able to use the winter.

I guess I had learnt to brave the winter.

And it was finally time to greet spring!

"We're at the prime of our youth. "

"Boys go crazy for honey. They pay the money. Yeah!"

"The girls are not easy to handle. "

"Your lines are funny, but we don't need your style. "

"Tell me if you want to marry me. But you're not my lover boy. "

"Follow me, but don't touch me. You just be my toy. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"I don't know how, I don't know why.. "

"I used to be so shy. But now I'm like this. "

"I don't need mister nice guy. - Are you nuts?"

"Just give me all the boys to play. "

Bullshit. - Action!

When your mom thought I was unsuitable.. sorry.

Action! - This is exactly what..

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Boys let's go down and dirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"I'm sexy, crazy, flirty. Girl, you're turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

"Turning 30. "

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