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It's staring at me. 7 00:03:01,669 --> 00:03:03,796 It's probably one of your uncle's jokes. 8 00:03:03,971 --> 00:03:05,768 I don't think it's funny at all. 9 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:56,654 Darling, I'm just going to have a shower. 10 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,018 I'll be there in a minute. 11 00:04:33,393 --> 00:04:37,659 Claudia, I told you not to leave your toys laying about. 12 00:04:40,934 --> 00:04:43,869 Good God, you are hideous. 13 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:46,836 - Claudia? - What? 14 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,905 I had a bond with you, young lady. 15 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:52,803 We had an agreement, didn't we? Didn't we? 16 00:04:52,946 --> 00:04:54,743 But daddy, I didn't leave it there. 17 00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:58,181 In a civilized society, our word is our bond. 18 00:04:58,418 --> 00:05:00,716 I don't know what you're talking about. 19 00:05:00,854 --> 00:05:04,221 Just because it's your birthday, doesn't mean you can... 20 00:05:35,155 --> 00:05:36,349 Richard? 21 00:05:37,391 --> 00:05:39,222 Richard, what was that? 22 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:14,715 You killed my mommy and daddy. 23 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:21,385 And now you're pissing your pants, you're pissing your pants... 24 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,393 your pissing your pants! 25 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,858 Wake up! You're pissing your pants! 26 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:34,104 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 27 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,408 what you've all been waiting for! 28 00:07:37,911 --> 00:07:39,640 Shitface... 29 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:43,943 and the greatest ventriloquist in Europe! 30 00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:47,550 The psychotic Psychs! 31 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,823 Come on! 32 00:08:02,035 --> 00:08:04,401 This grotesque abomination... 33 00:08:05,072 --> 00:08:08,530 is not even anatomically correct. 34 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:13,746 Don't laugh, it's a serious condition. 35 00:08:14,881 --> 00:08:18,180 Six years ago, I found him in a cemetery back in the US... 36 00:08:18,318 --> 00:08:22,311 the little fucker tried to rip me from hell. 37 00:08:22,489 --> 00:08:25,287 I was trying to give you a hug. 38 00:08:30,897 --> 00:08:32,888 I don't know much about myself. 39 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:37,468 I know I'm an orphan, I know I'm a freak... 40 00:08:37,971 --> 00:08:40,769 and of course, I know that I'm Japanese. 41 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:44,867 But why do I have such terrible nightmares? 42 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:48,778 Filled with rate and blood and guts. 43 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,841 I'm not like that at all. 44 00:08:52,753 --> 00:08:54,914 I would even hurt a fly. 45 00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:58,416 There it goes, back to his family. 46 00:08:59,092 --> 00:09:00,650 I envy him. 47 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:04,421 Sometimes, I wonder about my own parents. 48 00:09:05,098 --> 00:09:06,861 Were they Zen masters? 49 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,000 Did they serve the emperor? 50 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:13,228 Sometimes I wonder what my mom and dad were really like. 51 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,174 So, you don't believe in Santa Claus. 52 00:09:23,683 --> 00:09:27,551 Trust me honey, tonight I'm gonna make you believe. 53 00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:30,821 Wait to see what Santa is bringing you, you naughty girl. 54 00:09:31,391 --> 00:09:33,291 No, I can hear you fine, you're not breaking up. 55 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:36,786 Sheila I just said, you're not breaking up. 56 00:09:41,134 --> 00:09:43,398 You're breaking up with me? 57 00:09:44,237 --> 00:09:47,638 Wait! You're breaking up with me on Christmas's Eve? 58 00:09:47,941 --> 00:09:51,809 Sheila, you've got to be fucking kidding me! 59 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:56,040 That's just great. 60 00:11:02,549 --> 00:11:03,982 I knew it! 61 00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:07,176 You're not real! 62 00:11:13,527 --> 00:11:15,495 You were never real! 63 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:19,354 You know what that kind of disappointment can do to somebody? 64 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:25,162 You have any idea how that can fuck with your mind? 65 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:29,298 Fuck with your mind? Fuck with your mind? 66 00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:34,709 Fuck with your mind? Fuck with your mind? 67 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:38,306 Chucky broke again. This is bloody ridiculous! 68 00:11:38,552 --> 00:11:40,520 Cut! Cut! 69 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,483 Thirty-four, take 1. 70 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,092 - Don't help me. - Tony, what was that? 71 00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:49,662 - I'm sorry, it's... - This is unprofessional... 72 00:11:49,729 --> 00:11:53,096 - and I can't work like this. - No Jason, I'm sorry! Wait! 73 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:55,928 We're here in Hollywood where production is underway... 74 00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:58,596 on the new horror flick "Chucky Goes Psycho". 75 00:11:58,772 --> 00:12:01,798 The film tell the urban legend of Chucky and Tiffany. 76 00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:05,102 Two dolls supposedly possessed by serial killers. 77 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:08,008 The dolls were found in the scene of real life murders... 78 00:12:08,114 --> 00:12:10,082 which remain unsolved to this day. 79 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,646 Guys, I think Tiffany's left arm is loose again. 80 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:24,190 I'm looking for Jennifer? Does anyone have a 20 on Jennifer? 81 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,906 Jennifer. Got your skinny-quick. 82 00:12:37,244 --> 00:12:38,734 We're ready for you on set. 83 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,747 - Jennifer, I'm so proud of you. - For what? 84 00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:48,249 - For sticking to your diet. - Thank you. 85 00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:56,218 What's going on in the world today? 86 00:12:57,464 --> 00:13:00,433 Julia Roberts is getting 25 million for her next film. 87 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,526 I'm so tired of hearing about Julia Roberts. 88 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,036 You know, I should've played Erin Brockovich. 89 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,936 I could've done it without the WonderBra. 90 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,475 Julia stole that part right out from under me. 91 00:13:10,577 --> 00:13:13,876 You know how? She slept with the director, that's what I think. 92 00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:16,410 Jennifer, you know that's not true. 93 00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:19,177 How come I don't ever get any of the good roles anymore? 94 00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,879 How come nobody takes me seriously? 95 00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:24,452 - Nice tits. - Thank you. 96 00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:28,827 Look at me, I'm an Oscar nominee, for Christ's sake... 97 00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:30,623 and now I'm fucking a puppet. 98 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:34,393 Got no fan mail, no paparazzi, no stalkers. 99 00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,895 There must be something I'm right for. 100 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,060 Let's see... 101 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:44,233 Hip Hop Superstar, turned director Redman... 102 00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:47,511 is still looking for the right actress to take the female lead... 103 00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:49,783 in his upcoming Bible epic. 104 00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,479 That sounds good. What's the role? 105 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:56,255 Virgin Mary. 106 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,124 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 107 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:02,956 It's perfect! It's just what I need to reinvent myself. 108 00:14:03,096 --> 00:14:06,896 The Virgin Mary. I always loved the way she wears robes... 109 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:09,992 her hair off her face, kinda like this. 110 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,401 Joan, get Morty on the phone... 111 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:16,598 and tell him I need to have a meeting with this Redman right away. 112 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:20,976 That's a wrap for Access Hollywood reporting from Hollywood. 113 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:24,514 For as you can see, Chucky and Tiffany are alive and well. 114 00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:27,744 You can catch their movie in theaters next Halloween. 115 00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:29,383 Thank you, Chucky. 116 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,121 Fuck you very much. 117 00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,965 I'm not orphan after all. 118 00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:45,831 Well... 119 00:14:46,673 --> 00:14:49,369 you were shit last night... 120 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:54,037 - you're gonna have to be more scary. - Scary? 121 00:14:57,317 --> 00:15:00,184 Let's rehearse, shall we? 122 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:17,967 Hello. 123 00:15:21,574 --> 00:15:25,977 Look, you gotta learn tapping your killer instincts. 124 00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:30,607 Give in to your natural impulses, or else I'll have to... 125 00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,585 fire your arm? 126 00:15:41,361 --> 00:15:42,350 Hey! 127 00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:51,831 Come here! Come here! 128 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,778 Come here! 129 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:58,430 Mary, you're truly a vision of solid innocence. 130 00:16:58,671 --> 00:17:02,300 Unique among all women, as pure as the virgin snow... 131 00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:04,739 but I ask, what is troubling you? 132 00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:08,939 Joseph, husband, there's been a miracle. 133 00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:12,447 As I stand before you, I must tell you... 134 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:14,719 I'm with child. 135 00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:16,888 But Mary, how could this be? 136 00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:19,848 In accordance with God's whishes, we never lay together... 137 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,660 as man and wife. 138 00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:27,630 Yes it is true, and I beg you that you believe when I tell you... 139 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,598 I've never lain with any man at all. 140 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,265 Do you believe me, Joseph? Do you? 141 00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:38,404 - Do you? - Yes, yes I do. 142 00:17:39,879 --> 00:17:43,542 - You're great. You're super. - Thank you, Mr. Man. 143 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,515 Could I call you Red? 144 00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:48,880 There's a whole lot different ways I can do it, not just the way you saw. 145 00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:54,420 I can do it faster, I can do it slower, I could do it as a rap. 146 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,658 No. 147 00:17:56,863 --> 00:18:00,526 You already showed me a side of the character I've never seen before. 148 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:01,759 Thank you. 149 00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:04,896 But I think I'm gonna have to go with my first choice. 150 00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:07,530 Thanks for coming by anyway. 151 00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:09,869 I'm a huge, huge fan... 152 00:18:09,943 --> 00:18:12,036 I really wanna work with you one day, we should call you... 153 00:18:12,145 --> 00:18:15,137 Excuse me, I hope you don't mind my asking but... 154 00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:18,745 - who is your first choice? - Julia Roberts. 155 00:18:19,152 --> 00:18:20,587 But thanks for coming by anyways. 156 00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:22,919 Listen Red... 157 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:27,250 I've been giving a lot of thought to this project... 158 00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:30,692 and I have a lot of interesting ideas about the character... 159 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,563 and I was thinking maybe... 160 00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:39,296 you'd like to discuss it in a more intimate setting. Just the 2 of us. 161 00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:44,775 Well, I didn't know you were that passionate about the role. 162 00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:48,673 Yes, very passionate. 163 00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:54,449 So, shall we say, my place... 164 00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,118 eight 'o clock? 165 00:19:29,455 --> 00:19:30,513 Pardon me, sir. 166 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,226 Sorry. 167 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,792 Sorry, sir. 168 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:44,626 Don't mind me. Excuse me. 169 00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:47,866 Oh dear. 170 00:20:09,028 --> 00:20:10,256 Mom? 171 00:20:11,998 --> 00:20:13,226 Dad? 172 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:15,832 I've dreamed of this moment all my life. 173 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:19,236 I know this must come as quite a shock. 174 00:20:20,073 --> 00:20:22,234 It's going to be an adjustment for all of us. 175 00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:28,913 Look, I still have the necklace you left me. 176 00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,484 I've always wanted to know, what does this words mean? 177 00:20:33,052 --> 00:20:34,747 Is it our family motto? 178 00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:37,750 Please say something! 179 00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:42,661 It's because of the way I look, isn't it? 180 00:20:44,297 --> 00:20:48,199 For pity's sake, please wake up! 181 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,065 Wake up. 182 00:20:54,373 --> 00:20:59,106 "Aguei Due Dambala. Awake!" 183 00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:37,106 - Tiff? - Chucky? 184 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,383 Who the hell are you? 185 00:21:42,989 --> 00:21:44,183 Shitface. 186 00:21:46,692 --> 00:21:48,990 Now what kind of a name is that? 187 00:21:49,128 --> 00:21:51,153 Where are you mother and father? 188 00:21:51,464 --> 00:21:54,433 Checking from that face, my guess is they're hiding. 189 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,465 Shut up, you asshole. 190 00:21:56,669 --> 00:21:59,467 Come on, it looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree... 191 00:21:59,605 --> 00:22:01,937 and hit every branch on the way down. 192 00:22:05,077 --> 00:22:08,979 You gotta feel bad for the parents. I wonder what they must look like. 193 00:22:17,256 --> 00:22:19,622 Oh my God. 194 00:22:31,671 --> 00:22:35,732 What? No you didn't... we didn't... 195 00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:41,505 Sweet Face, come to mommy! 196 00:22:51,924 --> 00:22:55,621 What's going on? Where are we? 197 00:22:55,928 --> 00:22:58,988 In Hollywood. I saw you on the TV. 198 00:22:59,332 --> 00:23:02,927 Chucky, wake up! Look at us! 199 00:23:03,135 --> 00:23:07,333 We've had a make over! We're movie stars! 200 00:23:09,842 --> 00:23:12,310 Shit! Barbie mode! 201 00:23:12,445 --> 00:23:16,176 They're puppets. They don't walk and talk by themselves. 202 00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:20,777 Listen, if you want them to work, I'm gonna have to take them apart. 203 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,564 Is mommy ill? 204 00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:44,837 The courts thought so. 205 00:24:16,008 --> 00:24:17,236 Heads up! 206 00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:38,397 I'll stop believing that. 207 00:24:57,917 --> 00:25:00,477 Hey, you're pissing your pants. 208 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,653 Chucky, she's just had an accident. 209 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:08,487 You mean "he" had an accident. 210 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:13,326 Don't look at me. 211 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:26,038 See? What did I tell you? 212 00:25:26,278 --> 00:25:31,045 - A beautiful little girl. - What? Are you blind? 213 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,742 That's my boy! 214 00:25:34,186 --> 00:25:37,678 It's just that he hasn't had his growth spurt yet. 215 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:42,359 Don't worry about it, son. You're a later bloomer, that's all. 216 00:25:42,495 --> 00:25:44,895 And it's high time that you had a real name. 217 00:25:45,364 --> 00:25:48,822 Let's see, I'm gonna call you... 218 00:25:50,803 --> 00:25:51,929 Glen. 219 00:25:52,972 --> 00:25:56,669 Glen? What kind of name is that for a girl? 220 00:25:56,842 --> 00:26:01,336 Don't listen to him, honey. From now on, your name is... 221 00:26:02,014 --> 00:26:03,242 Glenda. 222 00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:09,084 Run, Glenda! 223 00:26:19,732 --> 00:26:21,700 Geez! What a mess! 224 00:26:29,842 --> 00:26:32,208 There you are, mister good bar. 225 00:26:49,595 --> 00:26:52,894 Jennifer Tilly! 226 00:27:07,346 --> 00:27:08,506 Hello! 227 00:27:14,854 --> 00:27:17,948 Oh my God! You look so real. 228 00:27:19,191 --> 00:27:20,920 You look so real! 229 00:27:23,662 --> 00:27:26,096 You're cuter than my last boyfriend. 230 00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,399 I think we make a lovely couple. 231 00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,783 Jennifer! Mrs. Tilly! Were you having an affair with him? 232 00:27:47,953 --> 00:27:49,750 I don't know what you're talking about. 233 00:27:51,056 --> 00:27:52,683 Pete Peters, Celebrities Reveal. 234 00:27:52,858 --> 00:27:55,622 - Jennifer, what did you see? - You want me to draw a picture? 235 00:27:55,728 --> 00:27:59,858 - Somebody give her a piece of paper! - I'm not going to draw a picture. 236 00:27:59,965 --> 00:28:02,525 Don't feel bad, you're an actress, not an artist, uh? 237 00:28:02,601 --> 00:28:04,159 What were you doing when you saw the body? 238 00:28:05,037 --> 00:28:06,197 No comments. 239 00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:08,665 Jennifer, I love you. 240 00:28:10,209 --> 00:28:12,302 Jennifer, I love you. 241 00:28:15,347 --> 00:28:16,837 Is it true that you and Redman talked about... 242 00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:18,576 you starring in his new movie? 243 00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:23,844 - Yes, as a matter of fact, I... - Can I have your autograph? 244 00:28:25,024 --> 00:28:26,457 Okay, sure. 245 00:28:27,459 --> 00:28:29,757 We've heard about your obsession with chocolate. 246 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:40,334 Hey, hold on, you forgot the head. 247 00:28:40,406 --> 00:28:41,106 Excuse me, excuse me. 248 00:28:41,106 --> 00:28:41,834 Jennifer, how old are you really? 249 00:28:41,907 --> 00:28:45,570 - Paparazzi scum bag! - What year were you born? 250 00:28:45,711 --> 00:28:48,043 - I want the set of the film, okay? - Sure. 251 00:28:50,182 --> 00:28:52,742 What are you hiding? 252 00:28:56,789 --> 00:29:01,055 - Are you okay? - I am now. 253 00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:21,410 So are you a pair of ninja assassins? 254 00:29:23,048 --> 00:29:25,380 Are you hit men for the Yakuza? 255 00:29:25,517 --> 00:29:28,975 We're not from Japan. We're from Jersey. 256 00:29:29,321 --> 00:29:33,382 Just think. Jennifer Tilly is playing me in a movie. 257 00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:37,221 - It's absolutely perfect casting. - But that voice? 258 00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:41,559 I know, she sounds just like an angel. 259 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:44,094 Now I've got it all figured it out. 260 00:29:44,536 --> 00:29:46,561 I'm gonna transfer my soul into Jennifer... 261 00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:49,538 and you're gonna transfer your soul into Redman. 262 00:29:49,742 --> 00:29:51,004 I'm down with that. 263 00:29:51,143 --> 00:29:53,668 We'll diss these plastic bodies once and for all... 264 00:29:53,812 --> 00:29:56,303 and we'll be Hollywood's hottest couple! 265 00:29:56,582 --> 00:29:58,914 - What about me? - Don't worry, Glenda. 266 00:29:59,084 --> 00:30:01,018 I've got that figured it out too. 267 00:30:01,287 --> 00:30:04,381 You are going to be a real life girl. 268 00:30:04,456 --> 00:30:06,083 - Boy. - How? 269 00:30:06,258 --> 00:30:10,354 Well, I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. 270 00:30:10,562 --> 00:30:11,995 My mother always told me... 271 00:30:12,264 --> 00:30:15,097 "once is a blessing, twice is a curse. " 272 00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:17,460 That would explain your sister. 273 00:30:17,636 --> 00:30:21,003 The only sensible option is a surrogate mother. 274 00:30:32,484 --> 00:30:36,079 - I have something important... - Hold on a second, sweetheart. 275 00:30:40,659 --> 00:30:42,923 - Hello? - What are you doing? 276 00:30:43,062 --> 00:30:44,290 I'm busy. 277 00:30:46,198 --> 00:30:49,793 - I do have a life, you know? - Turn on the news. 278 00:30:52,638 --> 00:30:54,629 We have discovered the victim's body. 279 00:30:54,773 --> 00:30:57,264 As of yet there's no official confirmation... 280 00:30:57,376 --> 00:30:59,867 as to whether or not Mrs. Tilly is a suspect 281 00:31:00,012 --> 00:31:01,877 - Jesus! - Can you believe it? 282 00:31:02,014 --> 00:31:03,311 Are you okay? 283 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,111 I've had better days. 284 00:31:06,452 --> 00:31:08,181 Listen Joan, I need you to do something for me. 285 00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:10,152 I need you to get me a bottle of champagne... 286 00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:11,856 and bring it by my house. 287 00:31:12,524 --> 00:31:13,616 What for? 288 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,589 I've got a big night tonight. 289 00:31:18,731 --> 00:31:21,063 Tonight? With who? 290 00:31:21,867 --> 00:31:23,027 Redman. 291 00:31:25,337 --> 00:31:28,738 - Jennifer, what are you up to? - Thank you, Joan. 292 00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:37,208 Come on, Stan. It's just business. He'll be outta there by midnight. 293 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,251 Oh my God! She's a complete slut! 294 00:32:02,074 --> 00:32:04,770 Good night, Glenda. Sleep tight. 295 00:32:06,111 --> 00:32:07,169 Leave it on. 296 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:12,038 Oh sweetie. There's nothing to be scared of. 297 00:32:12,351 --> 00:32:14,683 Your dad and I will be right here. 298 00:32:19,425 --> 00:32:21,120 Why do you kill people? 299 00:32:22,528 --> 00:32:23,654 Excuse me? 300 00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:26,020 Why do you kill? 301 00:32:30,335 --> 00:32:33,505 It's a hobby, really. It helps us relax. 302 00:32:33,505 --> 00:32:35,370 Am I going to be a killer? 303 00:32:35,441 --> 00:32:39,138 Of course! It's been a family tradition for generations! 304 00:32:39,445 --> 00:32:43,279 But violence is bad, isn't it? They said so on TV. 305 00:32:43,549 --> 00:32:48,452 Not violence. Violins. Violins are bad. 306 00:32:48,687 --> 00:32:51,622 That scrutchy music is gonna ruin the godamn country. 307 00:32:52,324 --> 00:32:53,814 Chucky, Glenda is right. 308 00:32:53,992 --> 00:32:55,960 It's time we owned up to it. 309 00:32:56,128 --> 00:32:58,824 We have a problem with killing. 310 00:32:59,031 --> 00:33:02,262 I don't have a "problem" with killing. 311 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:06,367 I like a little killing now and then. What's wrong with that? 312 00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:10,202 Killing is an addiction like any other drug. 313 00:33:10,442 --> 00:33:14,674 But we're parents now. We have to set a good example. 314 00:33:16,648 --> 00:33:20,482 Let's quit, Chucky. Right now! 315 00:33:20,919 --> 00:33:22,978 You have got to be kidding. 316 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:25,585 Promise me, Chucky, no more killing. 317 00:33:25,691 --> 00:33:26,715 - No. - Chucky. 318 00:33:26,825 --> 00:33:28,918 - No, no... - No more killing! 319 00:33:29,027 --> 00:33:30,426 - No, no... - We can't do it anymore! 320 00:33:30,529 --> 00:33:32,190 - No, no... - We have the future to think of! 321 00:33:32,331 --> 00:33:33,730 - No, no! - We have a child! 322 00:33:33,866 --> 00:33:37,859 Fine! Alright already! I promise. 323 00:33:38,871 --> 00:33:41,931 Thank you, doll baby. You're a sweetheart. 324 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:45,543 Now we really will be the perfect family. 325 00:33:53,252 --> 00:33:54,344 Did you hear that? 326 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,219 Maybe you should forget the director and fuck the exterminator instead. 327 00:33:59,424 --> 00:34:02,621 So how do I look? Never mind. 328 00:34:02,895 --> 00:34:05,193 Jennifer, this is beneath you. 329 00:34:05,531 --> 00:34:08,625 Think about what you're doing. What the people are gonna say? 330 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,735 Who cares what people will say? 331 00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:14,703 - Don't you see how evil this is? - I don't wanna hear it. 332 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,373 You're prostituting yourself so you can play the Virgin Mary. 333 00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,610 Joan, I don't wanna hear it. 334 00:34:21,313 --> 00:34:24,214 This is so evil. You're going to hell. 335 00:34:24,349 --> 00:34:27,375 No, hell would be ending up on "Celebrity Fear Factor"... 336 00:34:27,519 --> 00:34:30,488 in a worm-eating contest with Ann and Nicole Smith. 337 00:34:31,390 --> 00:34:32,982 Which you'd win. 338 00:34:37,963 --> 00:34:41,262 - He's here. - Let yourself out the back. 339 00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:45,902 And while you're at it, leave your key on the counter. 340 00:34:46,705 --> 00:34:50,607 - What are you saying? - You think I'm so disgusting... 341 00:34:50,809 --> 00:34:52,640 you think I'm going to hell. 342 00:34:53,312 --> 00:34:55,337 I'm only trying to survive here, Joan. 343 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,710 God knows I wouldn't wanna drag you down with me. 344 00:34:58,550 --> 00:35:00,245 I'm saying you're fired. 345 00:35:13,932 --> 00:35:16,833 I'm gonna get that ass... 346 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:27,572 Now in artificial insemination, timing is everything... 347 00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:31,137 so you have to hurry. That shouldn't be a problem for you. 348 00:35:31,717 --> 00:35:35,084 Yeah, just don't let that player get into her pants. 349 00:35:35,287 --> 00:35:37,084 I don't want him touching my woman... 350 00:35:37,189 --> 00:35:39,657 - until I'm him, and you're her. - Right. 351 00:35:45,764 --> 00:35:49,427 Hey, aren't you gonna give me a hand here? 352 00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:05,173 Too tall. 353 00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:08,018 Lesbos! 354 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,223 Done her. 355 00:36:17,029 --> 00:36:18,963 Here we go! 356 00:36:20,065 --> 00:36:22,761 Come to papa! 357 00:37:04,743 --> 00:37:06,005 Cheers! 358 00:37:07,379 --> 00:37:11,076 You know, I wasn't bullshitting when I told you I was a fan. 359 00:37:11,249 --> 00:37:13,376 That's so sweet, Redman. 360 00:37:13,752 --> 00:37:15,720 Which of my films is your favorite? 361 00:37:15,887 --> 00:37:18,082 That movie where you and that chick were making out. 362 00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:21,818 "Bound". Everybody likes that one. 363 00:37:21,927 --> 00:37:23,792 - You're still in touch with her? - Gina? 364 00:37:23,962 --> 00:37:25,623 Yeah, we're friends. 365 00:37:26,298 --> 00:37:27,356 Close friends. 366 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,234 Very close friends. 367 00:37:30,969 --> 00:37:34,962 Maybe the three of us can hang out together sometime. 368 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:39,741 - I'd really like that a lot. - Okay. 369 00:37:40,178 --> 00:37:43,341 - I'll see if I can make it happen. - The bottom is up, baby. 370 00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:48,586 Redman, I was wondering... 371 00:37:49,321 --> 00:37:52,222 what's gonna take to make you seem me as a Virgin? 372 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,150 Well, you tell me! 373 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:30,485 A masturbating midget? 374 00:38:38,603 --> 00:38:40,264 Get it, Mini-Me! 375 00:38:54,986 --> 00:38:57,819 Sweet Jesus! God bless the little people! 376 00:39:01,693 --> 00:39:04,753 - I don't know if I can do this? - Why not? 377 00:39:06,031 --> 00:39:09,489 - What will people say? - Fuck what people will say! 378 00:39:09,634 --> 00:39:12,194 You know what I'm saying? This was meant to be, for real. 379 00:39:12,537 --> 00:39:15,563 You know how I know? 'Cause the man upstairs told me so. 380 00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:17,705 - Really? - Hell yeah! 381 00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:22,139 Mel Gibson ain't the only one God's been talking to in Hollywood. 382 00:39:22,314 --> 00:39:25,875 And He personally told me, that you was my Virgin. 383 00:39:32,924 --> 00:39:34,448 What the hell? 384 00:39:41,499 --> 00:39:42,523 Pig! 385 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:47,631 And you should be ashamed yourself. 386 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:50,104 Where's your self-respect? 387 00:39:50,408 --> 00:39:53,673 You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? 388 00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:59,917 She said "You can always smell it on the girls who sell it". 389 00:40:00,852 --> 00:40:03,980 By the way, can I have your autograph? 390 00:40:04,089 --> 00:40:05,613 I'm a big fan. 391 00:40:12,631 --> 00:40:14,724 What am I supposed to do with this? 392 00:40:29,981 --> 00:40:32,916 Mrs. Tilly, I know you're frightened. 393 00:40:33,018 --> 00:40:36,613 You're probably even wondering if you've gone completely insane. 394 00:40:36,955 --> 00:40:39,822 But I promise you, tomorrow you're going to wake up... 395 00:40:39,925 --> 00:40:42,359 and this will all seem just like a bad dream. 396 00:40:42,994 --> 00:40:44,120 In the mean time... 397 00:40:44,296 --> 00:40:49,131 we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. 398 00:40:50,635 --> 00:40:52,660 It's really up to you. 399 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:02,577 No wonder the girl is always in trouble. 400 00:41:06,851 --> 00:41:10,412 Check it out. Look at the size of his feet. 401 00:41:11,189 --> 00:41:12,713 You know what they say. 402 00:41:14,092 --> 00:41:15,559 Geez, she's fat. 403 00:41:16,795 --> 00:41:19,457 I can't believe it, she's not even pregnant yet. 404 00:41:26,137 --> 00:41:27,832 Paparazzi scum bag! 405 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,816 Looks like you've got everything under control. 406 00:41:39,918 --> 00:41:41,749 I'll just leave you to it. 407 00:41:47,425 --> 00:41:50,724 Motherhood is so beautiful. 408 00:41:57,535 --> 00:42:00,800 No, no... 409 00:42:13,885 --> 00:42:16,786 Sorry, just messing with you. 410 00:42:17,055 --> 00:42:18,420 What time is it? 411 00:42:21,726 --> 00:42:23,717 Time to get dressed. 412 00:42:24,529 --> 00:42:28,659 We're gonna have our own boys' night out, just you and me. 413 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,428 - How does that sound? - Where are we going? 414 00:42:32,037 --> 00:42:33,561 Hunting. 415 00:42:40,678 --> 00:42:44,944 I can't see anything. Maybe we should slow down? 416 00:42:45,116 --> 00:42:47,346 Now, you're doing great! 417 00:42:56,061 --> 00:42:57,858 Son of a bitch! 418 00:43:00,765 --> 00:43:03,290 - Up yours, asshole! - What? 419 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:06,436 Not you, son. Come on, floor it! 420 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,950 Ops! I did it again! 421 00:44:12,237 --> 00:44:14,398 Jesus Christ! 422 00:44:55,513 --> 00:44:57,879 No! 423 00:45:21,406 --> 00:45:24,842 - Oughta a boy! - No, I didn't... 424 00:45:24,943 --> 00:45:27,537 And I thought you weren't ready, kid! 425 00:45:27,712 --> 00:45:30,180 You're a fucking natural! 426 00:45:30,582 --> 00:45:32,379 But he hit the shelf! 427 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:35,752 And don't worry about your mother, it'll be our little secret. 428 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,828 Say "cheese". 429 00:46:06,417 --> 00:46:07,441 Good morning. 430 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,114 Hi. 431 00:46:11,189 --> 00:46:13,589 We must have really gotten wild last night. 432 00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:17,594 Redman, did we...? 433 00:46:18,630 --> 00:46:21,997 - You don't remember? - No, it's all blur. 434 00:46:23,268 --> 00:46:26,999 - What about you? - I remember you screaming a lot. 435 00:46:27,839 --> 00:46:30,069 I seem to remember that too. 436 00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:32,938 I have that effect on women. 437 00:46:33,745 --> 00:46:35,679 - Really? - Yeah. 438 00:46:37,548 --> 00:46:41,006 Wait, I do remember. 439 00:46:41,953 --> 00:46:43,944 I had the strangest dream. 440 00:46:44,922 --> 00:46:47,482 I dreamt my guardian angel came to me. 441 00:46:48,259 --> 00:46:51,490 She had the sweetest voice I've ever heard. 442 00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:54,361 She told me to respect myself... 443 00:46:55,733 --> 00:46:57,826 and then she asked for my autograph. 444 00:46:59,003 --> 00:47:03,064 Let' see, step number one, admit I have an addiction. 445 00:47:03,408 --> 00:47:05,000 Okay, check. 446 00:47:05,143 --> 00:47:09,375 Step number two, give myself over to a higher power? 447 00:47:09,981 --> 00:47:11,073 Whatever. 448 00:47:15,887 --> 00:47:17,149 Here we go. 449 00:47:17,388 --> 00:47:21,654 Step number nine: The recovering addict... 450 00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:26,389 must make amendments to anyone he or she has harmed. 451 00:47:37,442 --> 00:47:41,071 - Hello? - Good morning. Is this Ruth Bailey? 452 00:47:41,179 --> 00:47:43,943 - Speaking. - The widow of Robert Bailey? 453 00:47:44,415 --> 00:47:47,316 - Yes, who is this? - Mrs. Bailey... 454 00:47:47,518 --> 00:47:49,452 my name's Tiffany Ray. 455 00:47:49,887 --> 00:47:53,379 You don't know me, but a few years ago I killed your husband. 456 00:47:53,524 --> 00:47:56,891 And I'm so very sorry. 457 00:47:57,061 --> 00:47:59,154 Is this some kind of sick joke? 458 00:47:59,297 --> 00:48:02,460 No, I'm completely serious. 459 00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:04,023 But I want you to know... 460 00:48:04,168 --> 00:48:08,468 I'm recovering now and I've put all of that behind me. 461 00:48:08,606 --> 00:48:12,098 I don't know who you are, but... 462 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:15,810 Thank you Mrs. Bailey, have a nice day. 463 00:48:18,483 --> 00:48:20,212 I feel better already. 464 00:48:35,032 --> 00:48:36,397 Good morning, Stan. 465 00:48:37,468 --> 00:48:39,936 What is so important you wanted to tell me? 466 00:48:41,706 --> 00:48:45,802 Well, the things is, Jennifer... 467 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,281 I'm sorry, I don't know what's got into me. 468 00:48:57,455 --> 00:48:58,854 So you were saying... 469 00:49:00,892 --> 00:49:03,690 - Forget it. - Okay. 470 00:49:06,998 --> 00:49:09,990 Now, let's see... 471 00:49:10,501 --> 00:49:13,470 what should we do today? 472 00:49:39,230 --> 00:49:40,527 I'm pregnant. 473 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:45,635 Redman, I said I'm pregnant. 474 00:49:46,938 --> 00:49:48,997 Congratulations. Who's the baby's daddy? 475 00:49:51,809 --> 00:49:53,174 Don't even look at me. 476 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:55,469 I haven't slept with anyone else... 477 00:49:55,546 --> 00:49:57,377 to advance my career lately. 478 00:49:57,548 --> 00:50:00,346 - Who are you kidding? - It's true, Redman, look. 479 00:50:01,486 --> 00:50:06,116 I know I come off all sluty, but that's for my image. 480 00:50:06,524 --> 00:50:09,084 You think anyone would cast me in these sexy roles... 481 00:50:09,327 --> 00:50:11,727 if they knew I hadn't been laid in a year? 482 00:50:12,563 --> 00:50:14,895 I haven't even slept with my driver yet... 483 00:50:15,233 --> 00:50:16,962 and I think he really likes me. 484 00:50:17,368 --> 00:50:21,270 That's all very touchy and shit, but I'm telling you it can't be me. 485 00:50:21,806 --> 00:50:22,830 Why not? 486 00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,234 I had a vasectomy as soon as I got to Hollywood. 487 00:50:25,510 --> 00:50:26,841 I ain't no idiot. 488 00:50:27,545 --> 00:50:31,641 - That's impossible, because... - Hey, Jennifer. 489 00:50:32,049 --> 00:50:33,107 I hate to break it to you... 490 00:50:33,384 --> 00:50:35,944 but I can't hire you if you're pregnant. 491 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:39,485 That's ridiculous. The character is pregnant. 492 00:50:39,657 --> 00:50:44,219 I know, but I have a very specific vision of Mary. 493 00:50:44,462 --> 00:50:48,228 What can I say? She's gotta be hot. 494 00:50:53,838 --> 00:50:55,829 That pig! 495 00:51:15,026 --> 00:51:17,494 - Recovery Hotline. - Yes, I'm in recovery. 496 00:51:17,728 --> 00:51:20,561 And I'm afraid I'm going to have a slip. 497 00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:25,325 - Can you get to a meeting? - No, it's really not an option. 498 00:51:25,603 --> 00:51:29,664 - I just freak everybody out. - Don't be so hard on yourself. 499 00:51:29,941 --> 00:51:31,408 We're not here to judge you. What's your name? 500 00:51:31,676 --> 00:51:34,076 - Tiffany. - Listen to me, Tiffany. 501 00:51:34,412 --> 00:51:37,677 - I know what you're going through. - You do? 502 00:51:37,949 --> 00:51:41,441 Yes, I do. In fact, I'm gonna let you in a little secret. 503 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:44,086 - Just last week I had a slip. - Really? 504 00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:47,789 Yeah, and believe me, it was not pretty. 505 00:51:48,092 --> 00:51:50,185 - It never is, is it? - No. 506 00:51:50,461 --> 00:51:53,259 In fact it took me three hours just to clean up the mess. 507 00:51:54,098 --> 00:51:57,261 Oh God, don't remind me. 508 00:51:58,002 --> 00:52:00,027 But I'm not beating myself over it. 509 00:52:00,237 --> 00:52:01,966 - You know why, Tiffany? - Why? 510 00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:05,873 Because Rome wasn't built in a day. 511 00:52:07,545 --> 00:52:12,676 You're right. You're absolutely right. 512 00:52:21,892 --> 00:52:26,625 Hello? Speaking. Who's this? 513 00:52:27,498 --> 00:52:32,435 I understand who you are, I just don't know how you got my number. 514 00:52:32,637 --> 00:52:35,663 Because it's a private number. 515 00:52:36,941 --> 00:52:40,968 Pete Peters? Yeah, I saw him yesterday. 516 00:52:41,912 --> 00:52:44,346 I don't have any relationship with him. 517 00:52:44,649 --> 00:52:47,550 He's a paparazzi who started taking pictures of me... 518 00:52:47,885 --> 00:52:49,546 in compromising positions. 519 00:52:50,554 --> 00:52:55,150 Redman is a director... Oh yeah... 520 00:52:55,526 --> 00:53:01,931 he's a rapper too... he's a rapper director, okay? 521 00:53:05,970 --> 00:53:07,232 Bye-bye. 522 00:53:10,641 --> 00:53:12,370 Jennifer. 523 00:53:12,710 --> 00:53:14,940 Do you mind? I'm on the phone. 524 00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:25,750 There's been another murder. 525 00:53:26,023 --> 00:53:28,184 What? I told where I was. 526 00:53:28,459 --> 00:53:30,791 I was right here all night with Redman. 527 00:53:31,462 --> 00:53:34,329 What? I don't... 528 00:53:35,066 --> 00:53:37,933 You're not telling me I'm a suspect, are you? 529 00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:42,772 Okay. Alright. I'm on my way. 530 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,176 I'm leaving. You can let yourself out. 531 00:53:46,444 --> 00:53:50,039 By the way Redman, drop dead. 532 00:53:56,387 --> 00:54:02,485 Glenda, honey, everything is okay. 533 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,197 It was just a little slip. No need to tell your daddy. 534 00:54:07,431 --> 00:54:10,832 It'll be our little secret, okay? 535 00:54:23,748 --> 00:54:26,114 It's "D" day here in San Quentin. 536 00:54:26,383 --> 00:54:28,408 Who would've thought it would ever come to this? 537 00:54:28,753 --> 00:54:31,517 They're executing Martha Stewart this morning. 538 00:54:32,923 --> 00:54:36,415 I don't think I can take nine months of this shit. 539 00:54:36,861 --> 00:54:42,265 Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated. 540 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,434 How accelerated? 541 00:54:44,702 --> 00:54:47,398 It's 102,7 Kiss FM, LA's number one music station. 542 00:54:47,738 --> 00:54:52,004 Ryan Seacrest, Ally Kay "I don't know if I can't take it" on the way. 543 00:54:52,276 --> 00:54:56,406 We have bad weather on the way, LA, Hollywood. 544 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,580 Bad weather? We're not used to bad weather. 545 00:54:58,849 --> 00:55:00,282 No, we're not. 546 00:55:00,584 --> 00:55:03,553 I'm pretty sure it's gonna affect my whole life. 547 00:55:05,055 --> 00:55:08,957 I'd like to hear more reports on the weather... 548 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,568 This is Joan. 549 00:55:23,808 --> 00:55:27,175 Joan, I'm fat. 550 00:55:27,478 --> 00:55:30,845 - You're not fat. - No, I'm fat, I'm huge! 551 00:55:31,148 --> 00:55:33,378 For the love of Mary, I'm pregnant. 552 00:55:33,617 --> 00:55:35,551 - Oh my God. - No, I should've listened to you. 553 00:55:35,853 --> 00:55:38,583 You said it was evil and I was going to hell. 554 00:55:38,889 --> 00:55:41,323 You're right and now God is punishing me. 555 00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:45,755 - My God. Is it Redman's? - No, it's definitely not Redman's. 556 00:55:45,996 --> 00:55:46,963 - What? - What? 557 00:55:47,198 --> 00:55:49,894 It's definitely not Redman's. What an asshole! 558 00:55:50,134 --> 00:55:52,068 - What makes you say that? - Say what? 559 00:55:52,403 --> 00:55:55,372 - That Redman's is an asshole. - I didn't say, you did. 560 00:55:55,573 --> 00:55:57,507 - No I didn't. - So he's not an asshole? 561 00:55:57,775 --> 00:56:01,108 - Yes he is. - Joan, will you stop doing that? 562 00:56:01,378 --> 00:56:04,370 - Doing what? - Imitating, I don't sound like that! 563 00:56:04,615 --> 00:56:06,708 Yes you do! I do! 564 00:56:06,984 --> 00:56:12,422 Joan, shut up! There's something wrong with me, I'm pregnant, I... 565 00:56:13,757 --> 00:56:15,384 Jennifer, what's wrong? 566 00:56:16,293 --> 00:56:18,488 Nothing, I'm fine. 567 00:56:18,762 --> 00:56:22,323 I heard you scream. I can still hear you screaming. 568 00:56:23,901 --> 00:56:26,734 It's just, "Bound" is on cable. 569 00:56:27,004 --> 00:56:29,370 Gina Gershon is fingering me. 570 00:56:31,175 --> 00:56:33,405 I love this movie, don't you? 571 00:56:35,746 --> 00:56:36,610 Jennifer? 572 00:56:36,847 --> 00:56:40,783 Yeah, that's really interesting, but I gotta go. Bye. 573 00:56:41,986 --> 00:56:43,248 Jennifer? 574 00:56:45,823 --> 00:56:47,791 - Too tight? - Yes. 575 00:56:48,759 --> 00:56:51,091 Ain't no such thing. 576 00:56:55,065 --> 00:56:58,125 What are you doing? Stop it! 577 00:56:59,136 --> 00:57:01,001 What the hell is going on in here? 578 00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:05,100 She came on to me. 579 00:57:05,276 --> 00:57:08,302 - Help me! Somebody help me! - Shut up, asshole! 580 00:57:09,246 --> 00:57:12,443 Somebody help me! 581 00:57:13,183 --> 00:57:14,946 Somebody help me! 582 00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:23,419 What the hell is this? 583 00:57:23,727 --> 00:57:25,558 We had an agreement, Chucky! 584 00:57:25,696 --> 00:57:28,256 We decided, for the sake of our child... 585 00:57:28,365 --> 00:57:31,493 we weren't gonna do this shit anymore. 586 00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:33,500 No, you decided! 587 00:57:33,604 --> 00:57:37,005 Just like you decided our son was a girl. 588 00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:39,871 - He is a girl! - He's a boy, godamn it! 589 00:57:39,977 --> 00:57:44,073 And he's the most promising killer I've ever seen. 590 00:57:44,181 --> 00:57:46,149 You should've been there, Tiff. 591 00:57:46,283 --> 00:57:48,478 You would've been so proud of him. 592 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:51,453 - I want a girl! - I want a boy! 593 00:57:51,622 --> 00:57:54,056 You're tearing me apart! 594 00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:56,919 What about what I want? 595 00:57:57,728 --> 00:57:59,059 - What? - What? 596 00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:02,198 Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? 597 00:58:03,968 --> 00:58:06,903 Okay, interesting. Tell us. 598 00:58:07,137 --> 00:58:09,230 What do you want, Sweet Face? 599 00:58:09,873 --> 00:58:13,866 I think I want to be a boy. 600 00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:17,172 Yes! In your face, lady! 601 00:58:17,748 --> 00:58:20,717 But being a girl would be nice too. 602 00:58:22,453 --> 00:58:25,388 - Well, which is it? - I'm not sure. 603 00:58:25,522 --> 00:58:27,285 Sometimes I feel like a boy... 604 00:58:27,691 --> 00:58:29,454 sometimes I feel like a girl. 605 00:58:31,362 --> 00:58:32,590 Can I be both? 606 00:58:32,763 --> 00:58:36,824 - Well, some people... - No way! 607 00:58:37,001 --> 00:58:38,901 But one thing I do know for sure. 608 00:58:39,470 --> 00:58:41,734 I don't want to be a killer. 609 00:58:41,972 --> 00:58:45,931 Glenda, Glen, whatever. 610 00:58:46,076 --> 00:58:48,101 I'm so proud of you. 611 00:58:48,178 --> 00:58:49,941 No matter what happens... 612 00:58:50,047 --> 00:58:53,813 we'll deal with it together, as a family. 613 00:58:53,951 --> 00:58:55,418 Okay, Tiff-san. 614 00:58:56,987 --> 00:58:58,079 Wait a minute! 615 00:58:58,355 --> 00:59:01,085 I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind... 616 00:59:01,191 --> 00:59:04,058 with your touchy-feely twelve-step bullshit. 617 00:59:04,361 --> 00:59:06,955 If you two don't wanna kill anymore, that's your loss. 618 00:59:07,097 --> 00:59:10,157 But don't look down your noses at me. 619 00:59:10,401 --> 00:59:13,962 I'm not ashamed to be a killer, I'm proud of it. 620 00:59:14,304 --> 00:59:17,296 It's not an addiction, it's a choice. 621 00:59:17,608 --> 00:59:21,510 And it's not something that you should have to hide in the closet. 622 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:31,177 - Oh dear! - Oh God! 623 00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:35,854 Well, well, well... 624 00:59:35,959 --> 00:59:41,124 Looks like Ms. High and Mighty ain't so perfect after all. 625 00:59:41,298 --> 00:59:43,095 It was just a little slip. 626 00:59:43,233 --> 00:59:45,701 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know? 627 00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:49,100 Besides, the fucker really had it coming. 628 00:59:54,878 --> 00:59:57,779 - And what about my body? - I'll take care of it. 629 01:00:04,888 --> 01:00:08,187 Jennifer, I love you. Jennifer, I love you. 630 01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:09,924 I love you. 631 01:00:12,129 --> 01:00:16,759 - This is Stan. - Hello. It's Jennifer. 632 01:00:18,001 --> 01:00:21,698 Baby, I need your body. 633 01:00:22,739 --> 01:00:24,229 I'll be right there. 634 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:34,707 Jennifer, if anything happens to me I want you to know... 635 01:00:39,189 --> 01:00:42,090 They really do make a cute couple, don't you think? 636 01:00:42,326 --> 01:00:43,793 It's like my mother always said... 637 01:00:43,894 --> 01:00:46,886 Christ! Enough with your mother already! 638 01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:50,158 I killed that bitch twenty years ago and she still won't shut up. 639 01:00:55,839 --> 01:00:59,002 There, there, won't be long now. 640 01:01:09,853 --> 01:01:11,150 Jennifer! 641 01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:18,418 Jennifer! 642 01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:22,629 - Who is it? - Jennifer! 643 01:01:22,733 --> 01:01:25,167 It's that nosy bitch Joan. 644 01:01:26,403 --> 01:01:28,166 I'll take care of her. 645 01:01:28,305 --> 01:01:32,708 I wouldn't want you to violate your delicate sensibilities. 646 01:01:37,614 --> 01:01:39,411 Jennifer! 647 01:01:58,435 --> 01:01:59,629 Jennifer? 648 01:02:06,143 --> 01:02:07,303 Jennifer! 649 01:02:42,913 --> 01:02:44,107 Jennifer? 650 01:02:53,924 --> 01:02:55,152 Oh my God! 651 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,160 Jennifer. 652 01:03:06,003 --> 01:03:09,495 Look out behind you! Joan! 653 01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:32,220 Look, I'm not gonna give you crap. 654 01:03:33,630 --> 01:03:35,894 Nobody is perfect, Tiff. 655 01:03:36,767 --> 01:03:39,531 I've got a few skeletons in the closet myself. 656 01:03:45,475 --> 01:03:48,376 See? Come on, Tiff? 657 01:03:48,512 --> 01:03:51,072 How long did it take to build Rome anyway? 658 01:03:53,016 --> 01:03:54,244 Tiff? 659 01:03:58,622 --> 01:03:59,782 Glen? 660 01:04:00,157 --> 01:04:02,489 Guess again, daddy. 661 01:04:04,027 --> 01:04:06,996 - Glenda? - That's my name. 662 01:04:07,164 --> 01:04:11,225 - Don't you ever hear? - Oh shit! 663 01:04:14,971 --> 01:04:17,940 - What did I miss? - Nothing much. 664 01:04:18,175 --> 01:04:20,405 I just fired Joan. 665 01:04:24,881 --> 01:04:27,406 Looks like you win after all, Tiff. 666 01:04:27,651 --> 01:04:31,052 - Congratulations. - You both win. 667 01:04:31,621 --> 01:04:36,251 I'm a real lady killer, if you catch my drift. 668 01:04:36,393 --> 01:04:39,794 I'm a boned bonus baby. 669 01:04:42,232 --> 01:04:45,690 Jesus Christ Chucky, what did you do to him? 670 01:04:45,869 --> 01:04:49,532 What did I do? At least I spent time with the kid. 671 01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:53,373 Glen, wake up! 672 01:04:53,777 --> 01:04:57,338 Stop it, mommy. You'll wrinkle my dress. 673 01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:01,144 How do you like it? I made it myself. 674 01:05:01,685 --> 01:05:04,017 Like mother, like daughter, right? 675 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:09,721 Like mother, like daughter. Like mother, like daughter. 676 01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:13,693 Wake up! Right now! 677 01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:25,940 Mom? Dad? 678 01:05:40,056 --> 01:05:41,523 What am I? 679 01:05:51,968 --> 01:05:54,300 Push, Mrs. Tilly. Push! 680 01:05:54,504 --> 01:05:57,098 I'm pushing, you little star fucker! 681 01:05:59,409 --> 01:06:02,674 Pay no attention to little Mrs. Potty Mouth. She's hormone. 682 01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:10,045 Oh my God! It's coming! 683 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:12,347 I can see it's little head. 684 01:06:20,263 --> 01:06:21,628 What is it? What is it? 685 01:06:23,867 --> 01:06:27,234 - It's a boy. - A boy. 686 01:06:27,337 --> 01:06:28,895 Thank God. 687 01:06:29,105 --> 01:06:30,970 Give me my baby. 688 01:06:47,824 --> 01:06:51,123 Chucky, we're not done here yet. 689 01:06:51,294 --> 01:06:53,728 - What? - Jennifer isn't done. 690 01:06:53,997 --> 01:06:56,192 We've got another one here. 691 01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:58,958 Push, Jennifer. Push! 692 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:01,627 Push! Push it out! 693 01:07:05,342 --> 01:07:06,775 What's this one? 694 01:07:10,046 --> 01:07:12,014 It's a girl. 695 01:07:24,961 --> 01:07:26,724 Chucky, it's time. 696 01:07:31,101 --> 01:07:34,195 - Give me the power, I beg of you. - Hold it! 697 01:07:34,304 --> 01:07:36,704 Hold it. Chucky. First he has to choose. 698 01:07:36,973 --> 01:07:39,203 I beg your pardon? 699 01:07:39,376 --> 01:07:41,742 Sorry, she has to choose. 700 01:07:42,512 --> 01:07:44,207 We don't have time for this shit. - Wait Chucky! 701 01:07:44,948 --> 01:07:49,681 We have a son and a daughter. Glen and Glenda. 702 01:07:50,053 --> 01:07:53,420 Don't you get it? Maybe they don't have to choose. 703 01:07:56,259 --> 01:08:00,127 - Help! - Hurry Chucky, do the chant! 704 01:08:00,230 --> 01:08:02,755 - Somebody help! - Chucky, do it now! 705 01:08:02,899 --> 01:08:05,629 - Help! Help us! - We won't get another chance. 706 01:08:10,206 --> 01:08:12,936 What are you waiting for, Chucky? 707 01:08:14,611 --> 01:08:17,409 - Help! - Do it! Do it! 708 01:08:17,514 --> 01:08:20,540 Everybody shut up! 709 01:08:21,351 --> 01:08:23,649 I've had it! That's it! 710 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:26,814 There's a limit to how much I can take. 711 01:08:27,223 --> 01:08:28,815 What are you talking about? 712 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:32,026 Look around you, Tiff. This is nuts! 713 01:08:32,329 --> 01:08:35,696 And I have a very high tolerance for nuts. 714 01:08:35,832 --> 01:08:37,823 If this is what it takes to be human... 715 01:08:38,168 --> 01:08:41,763 then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally possessed doll... 716 01:08:41,871 --> 01:08:43,668 it's less complicated. 717 01:08:43,807 --> 01:08:47,208 - You can't be serious. - As a heart attack. 718 01:08:47,544 --> 01:08:51,207 Think about it. What's so great about being human anyway? 719 01:08:51,314 --> 01:08:56,217 You get sick, you get old, you can't get it up anymore. 720 01:08:56,319 --> 01:08:58,184 I'm not looking forward to that. 721 01:08:59,122 --> 01:09:02,785 Honey, I wanna be Jennifer Tilly. 722 01:09:03,426 --> 01:09:05,690 I wanna be a star. 723 01:09:05,829 --> 01:09:08,161 And I don't wanna be your chauffer. 724 01:09:08,465 --> 01:09:11,400 As a doll, I'm fucking infamous! 725 01:09:11,801 --> 01:09:15,293 I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history. 726 01:09:15,405 --> 01:09:17,134 And I don't wanna give that up! 727 01:09:17,474 --> 01:09:20,500 I'm Chucky, the Killer Doll! 728 01:09:20,844 --> 01:09:22,243 And I dig it! 729 01:09:26,116 --> 01:09:29,847 I have everything I want. A beautiful wife. 730 01:09:32,455 --> 01:09:34,423 A multi-talented kid. 731 01:09:34,658 --> 01:09:37,320 This is who I am, Tiff. 732 01:09:37,594 --> 01:09:39,357 This is me! 733 01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:44,032 Chucky, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about... 734 01:09:44,467 --> 01:09:46,992 I don't know who the fuck you are anymore. 735 01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:50,071 But it's not enough for me. 736 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:52,138 I want more. 737 01:09:53,209 --> 01:09:54,801 What are you saying? 738 01:09:55,445 --> 01:09:56,776 It's over. 739 01:09:58,048 --> 01:09:59,948 We've gotta get out of here, Sweet Face. 740 01:10:01,618 --> 01:10:04,109 I'm leaving you, Chucky, and I'm taking the kid. 741 01:10:05,155 --> 01:10:09,421 Nobody leaves me! Nobody! 742 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,555 No! No! 743 01:10:18,702 --> 01:10:22,399 Jennifer, I love... 744 01:10:25,141 --> 01:10:27,905 Stan tell me, tell me... 745 01:10:49,866 --> 01:10:51,060 Jesus! 746 01:10:57,173 --> 01:11:00,631 - Oh my God! - My babies! 747 01:11:11,888 --> 01:11:13,753 I just wanna know where they are. 748 01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:16,256 They're fine, Jennifer. They're in the maternity ward. 749 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:18,589 - Alright... - The important thing for you... 750 01:11:18,762 --> 01:11:21,959 to think about now is getting well so you can get on with your career. 751 01:11:22,065 --> 01:11:24,625 I don't care about my career, I want my babies. 752 01:11:24,734 --> 01:11:27,202 I'm working on it Jennifer, but you're not making it easy. 753 01:11:27,337 --> 01:11:29,771 I already talked to the cops, they cleared me. 754 01:11:29,839 --> 01:11:31,329 They know that you're not a killer... 755 01:11:31,407 --> 01:11:33,576 they didn't say you were mentally competent. 756 01:11:33,576 --> 01:11:35,976 What do you expect after the story you told? 757 01:11:36,679 --> 01:11:37,907 It's true. 758 01:11:38,915 --> 01:11:41,816 I suggest from now on you keep that to yourself. 759 01:11:44,988 --> 01:11:46,546 We'll talk later. 760 01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:52,422 Try to get some sleep. 761 01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:05,230 Wish me luck, Sweet Face. Mommy is gonna be a star. 762 01:13:21,851 --> 01:13:25,582 I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it! 763 01:13:30,026 --> 01:13:32,756 Give me the power, I beg of you. 764 01:13:42,572 --> 01:13:46,508 Switch! Switch! Switch! Switch! 765 01:13:51,648 --> 01:13:55,175 Nobody leaves me! Nobody! 766 01:14:16,272 --> 01:14:17,933 What can I say? 767 01:14:19,642 --> 01:14:22,668 Honey... 768 01:14:23,713 --> 01:14:25,442 be a good girl... 769 01:14:26,115 --> 01:14:29,482 or boy, whatever. 770 01:14:31,788 --> 01:14:35,121 Don't make the same mistakes your mom and dad made. 771 01:14:37,961 --> 01:14:40,122 Specially your dad. 772 01:15:28,077 --> 01:15:29,203 Let's go. 773 01:15:44,927 --> 01:15:46,918 - Glenda? - No, dad. 774 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,598 It's me, your boy. 775 01:15:49,732 --> 01:15:52,200 Your chipper-filled block. 776 01:15:55,071 --> 01:15:58,529 Are you proud of me now, daddy? Are you? 777 01:16:10,753 --> 01:16:14,849 Oughta boy, kid! Oughta boy! 778 01:16:35,111 --> 01:16:39,571 Glen, there, there. 779 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:44,880 It's alright. It's alright. 780 01:16:46,089 --> 01:16:47,852 You're gonna be alright. 781 01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:51,551 There, there. 782 01:16:53,796 --> 01:16:57,664 Honey, it's alright. 783 01:17:19,388 --> 01:17:24,223 Yesterday, she gave him a bloody nose and took pictures for showing. 784 01:17:25,027 --> 01:17:29,327 And I'm pretty sure she's been taking money from my purse. 785 01:17:29,565 --> 01:17:31,032 That's ridiculous. 786 01:17:31,134 --> 01:17:34,865 Glen is an angel, an absolute dream. But Glenda... 787 01:17:36,139 --> 01:17:39,575 she's a bad girl, Mrs. Tilly. A very bad girl. 788 01:17:40,009 --> 01:17:41,806 I'm not listening to this. 789 01:17:44,046 --> 01:17:47,413 - I hate that thing. - Some of the kids wanna see her. 790 01:17:47,517 --> 01:17:48,950 - Mrs. Tilly... - What? 791 01:17:49,085 --> 01:17:50,643 I'm afraid of her. 792 01:17:50,786 --> 01:17:53,584 Fulvia, it's only a doll. 793 01:17:55,892 --> 01:17:58,156 I was talking about Glenda. 794 01:18:00,296 --> 01:18:04,562 Fulvia, just exactly are you trying to say? 795 01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:07,598 I can't work here anymore. 796 01:18:07,870 --> 01:18:10,065 - What? - I'm sorry, I just can't. 797 01:18:10,206 --> 01:18:14,802 If you only saw the way she looks at me with such... hate. 798 01:18:17,847 --> 01:18:21,305 Alright Fulvia, if that's what you want. 799 01:18:22,385 --> 01:18:25,548 - We'll miss you. - Thank you, Mrs. Tilly. 800 01:18:26,989 --> 01:18:28,388 God bless. 801 01:19:03,226 --> 01:19:07,424 Mom got her wish. She's a bright shining star. 802 01:19:08,297 --> 01:19:10,390 Now we're the perfect family. 803 01:19:11,067 --> 01:19:13,228 I've learned a lot about myself. 804 01:19:13,469 --> 01:19:17,235 I know I'm not alone. I know I'm not a freak. 805 01:19:17,740 --> 01:19:19,833 And even though we had our differences... 806 01:19:20,176 --> 01:19:22,906 I know my dad really loved me. 807 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,308 Glen sweetheart, come over here. 808 01:19:30,052 --> 01:19:32,282 Sweetheart look, here's another one. 809 01:19:33,289 --> 01:19:35,814 - Who is it from, mommy? - I don't know. 810 01:19:36,659 --> 01:19:37,921 Let's see. 811 01:19:38,761 --> 01:19:42,925 It doesn't say. Strange. Doesn't say who it is. 812 01:19:43,232 --> 01:19:45,598 Sweetheart don't run so fast, you can trip. 813 01:19:45,768 --> 01:19:46,860 So anyway... 814 01:23:05,367 --> 01:23:08,200 he was on a movie, he was gonna go after... 815 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:27,000 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/anoXmous 57950

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