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"In me, dance and thought come from the gut."

When he is 10 years old,

I will have 48.

When he is 15,

I will have 53.

When he is 39 years old,

I will have some...

77.

When I was 10 years old,

he was 64.

When I was 15, he was 69.

Today he must be 77 years old.

Come on !

What is this place?

- What's that? - Start!

- But where are we? - Go on, damn it!

- Come on! - Hello! How are you?

My God !

Are you Miss Daisy or what?

Step on the gas, damn it!

It's a very old car.

Attends.

This smoke has nothing to do with this jerrycan?

Hein, Jonathan ?

Don't ask if you don't want to know.

Go ahead!

I don't want to go to jail.

Attention.

Ladies!

Stop insulting people.

- You look really beautiful today. - Yes.

Don't add anything.

I swear! I'm sick of being gay.

You know I don't judge.

But why did you do that?

There are those who speak

and those who act.

I'm in action, you know that.

There were minors in this club.

I spared 150 faggots my trauma.

I know what you're going to tell me, Milagros.

But justice is too slow.

And this bastard continues his business.

Who ?

Tonic?

He wasn't dead?

That's what I thought.

I dream of a cigarette.

I was put under a spell.

I am a mermaid.

Put me back in the sea

or I'll dry up.

It's not a bad idea.

And the sea is quite far from here.

- I had something else planned. - Don't mess around!

Come on! Let's go.

It's good.

All right.

It is this thirst for life

Who makes us drink from all the sources

Desire appeased

Through troubled waters

And the flora that grows in the wild

And neither do you

Do not refuse the bitter cup to your lips

Dear !

Dear !

Photos.

Oh, yes!

Two days before your fertile window.

I have been taking iron and folic acid for three months.

to prepare my body.

This time I'm sure I'll procreate.

I was made to be a housewife,

cooking, raising children,

go shopping.

I'm looking for the man of my life.

And I know

that he will soon appear.

Actually, I like listening to it.

Questioning people's behavior is tiring.

I can't take it anymore.

Stop!

I mean…

It's so retrograde that it's transgressive.

Every time I ask myself:

Should I keep quiet or should I say it?

Should I shut up?

Or do I say it?

I keep quiet.

It's not bad to stop thinking sometimes.

I will do it.

Can you imagine?

Someone to tell me what to do at all times.

Of course, my heart.

Fantastic !

Let privileges cloud our vision!

It's beautiful.

It's not about me.

Is this how it is when I call you?

Milagros, where are you?

You missed a gynecologist appointment this morning.

It's on your room calendar.

I needed to get some fresh air.

With my 1967 Corvair?

It's a very fragile car.

Parts are expensive.

You can't pay rent. So, a gearbox!

What have you gotten yourself into?

Above all, close the hood.

I love my dad.

How do you know it was him?

The girls change their voices

when they talk to their dad.

She is amazing!

Problems with daddy?

Dear arsonist burns the margins

From this adolescence

Don't put your hand in the fire

Miracles.

- Milagros! - What?

What's up? Shall we stop here?

Shit! It says…

that the tank is full.

It's not possible, we've been driving for hours.

On these small roads, there isn't a single gas station.

Are you feeling unwell? We saw one 5 minutes ago.

Ah good ?

I saw it with my own eyes.

With a lady who sold melons!

You were distracted by what she was telling you.

You are somewhere else.

I am elsewhere.

- Stop! - We're under arrest!

How do you open this?

Can't you see I can't start?

No! Wait.

Attends !

Wait for what?

- What's next? - We need to get some gas.

On foot?

Okay, we're not in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Where is your man?

Who will know?

If you tell me your name

Do you hear?

The sea is over there.

Let's go.

I'll guess.

Miracles!

Do you think you're at the Wailing Wall?

Are you kidding me?

Come on, I'm drying out.

I'm drying out.

I'm drying out.

Into the water!

Take my jacket.

I'm drying out.

Yes ?

Tonic? The club burned down.

- Burned? - Yes, yesterday.

The firefighters came.

- Was it criminal? - It seems so.

We are waiting for the surveillance videos.

I'll send them to you as soon as I have them.

I'll leave you.

Strawberries!

Fresh strawberries!

Fresh water!

Beer !

Strawberries.

Fresh water.

Come on, little one!

Tell me.

Strawberries, please.

The crazy one!

What is this ?

A cold beer.

Great, a cold beer.

And strawberries for my prince.

I don't care about that.

What a delight!

I know that.

Come on, little water cat.

I know that face.

I can read you. What do you want?

What do you want? What do you want from me?

In 20 years,

How do you see yourself?

Why are you saying that now?

I know this self-sufficiency thing,

of independence,

It's a mask.

I think you'll be glad you're not alone at 60.

Maybe.

But I still don't consider love or a relationship.

You must have very hairy balls

to support the same person for so many years.

You and I never see each other.

Otherwise…

But a girl's love is unconditional.

Listen, my dear,

we can't afford diapers.

What if we paid them both?

A dysfunctional family of two.

This is the ideal plan.

Thoughts-and.

Jonathan…

I don't know anyone,

person,

who would make a better father than you.

Yes dear.

But why do you want to be a mother?

And you, why do you want to be alone all your life?

Listen,

I'm going for a walk.

Sometimes I feel

Like a child without a mother

Hello.

Hey.

What are you doing ?

How exactly does it work?

Is it like Tinder?

But there are no faces.

No, my heart.

We don't like faces here.

Faces are boring.

No smell or taste…

They don't ejaculate.

The face is the mirror of the soul.

And God has no business here.

I like this one.

His.

Let me see.

Do you read the profiles?

There is a lot of information.

There is plenty of information.

More than just the sperm bank.

Wow!

Honey, no one will want to fuck you.

They are gay.

I know.

That's not the plan.

Frankly,

I can't stand my cock anymore.

I love my legs

and what's in between.

I have to go to the dovecote to see Colombe.

And take care of my fertility, before I dry out again.

Taking care of your fertility?

What do you mean?

I was put under a spell.

You should meet Colombe.

Take me to her.

We need a car.

And gasoline.

Twice a year, the media are taken hostage.

Before, we covered Gay Pride or March 8th the day before and the day itself.

Then we talked about it for a whole week.

And now we put up with this for a month!

Those who are not concerned by these debates on identity...

What beautiful eyes! I'd love to eat your pussy!

That one's a big one. How about my ass, faggot?

Faggot? You'll see, faggot!

Kiss my ass.

- Say it to my face! - Calm down.

Say it to my face!

- I'm going to kick your ass! - But calm down!

You're shitting yourself, faggot!

- You're shitting your pants! - Asshole!

- What's going on? - Milagros, stop!

Bunch of bastards!

- Run! - Quick!

My crown is broken!

Shit !

Start, damn it! He's coming!

How do we start this fund?

Start, damn it! Milagros!

Imagine you won a race

The price: another race

One day I will be free

I have the feeling

You won a race

Your prize: another race

I see. What do you see?

One little thing.

What little thing?

I see.

I don't see.

I spy.

I spy with my little eyes.

Impossible not to love it.

- I see. - Stop!

I don't see anything!

Shit! The second one!

I see a little thing.

Pile of scrap metal!

What do I see?

Seriously ?

We're going to get stuck...

That's not true.

Bunch of lunatics!

What a fright!

He almost killed me.

What would you do without me, Milagros?

What is this?

- Hey! - Who the fuck are you?

Who wants a whiskey and coke?

Where are you from?

I ran away from an artist residency.

How awful!

- Did you say "coke"? - No, "cola."

Stimulates the defenses.

Natural flavors with plant extracts.

It would raise a dead man. It was there.

Are we waiting for them to come by to get to know each other?

Of course not.

Oh, I love them.

Good morning.

I am a mermaid.

I'm coming to see you.

But who are you?

"I'm just a wanderer looking at the stars in broad daylight."

"Sorry, I don't talk to unknown vagrants."

- Do you know the movie? - Of course.

I love horses.

This seems like a good place for my vaginal steams.

What are you?

To prepare the body for motherhood,

it must be rid of the energies that have entered it.

In your case, there must be many of them.

and very harmful.

Are there anal vapors too?

Honey, shit is coming out of my ass.

Not life.

What does it consist of?

You can't learn it yourself.

We need someone who knows how to listen.

I am a very good listener.

Do you hear?

This is my car.

This is my car! Come on!

Stop!

Hey! Speed ​​up.

Assholes, stop the car.

Stop the car!

Go ahead, catch them.

Through the Bullets

And on your face

The morning light

As fast as luck

Who is knocking at my door?

This is my car.

What are you saying, crazy girl?

It was my cousin who gave it to me.

- Really? - Of course.

How many of you are in there?

Are you going on an excursion?

Open the glove compartment.

Let's see if your uncle's photo is on the license.

If it says Milagros,

That's bad luck.

Hello, police.

What's going on?

The number of passengers is limited.

Come on.

Exit the vehicle.

Wait, Officer.

We left the car without gas in the desert.

First fine for you for obstructive parking.

Second for driving without gas.

You don't understand?

This is a crime!

They stole our car.

My love, give me the gun.

Lie down on the floor.

Be cute.

You too.

Dear.

Come on !

On the ground, the ZZ Top!

You too! Down!

Let's go!

You tell a joke to distract them.

No, but I can sing a song.

All right.

The world is a speck of dust

In space

The science of men Words

People, animals

And the flowers of the seven climates

Are the shadows of nothingness

Name and identity.

I don't have my wallet.

Do you give it to him?

Our mother always said

that the antipode of here was Pernambuco.

"He went to Pernambuco!"

I was in Pernambuco.

I wanted to call Javier to tell him:

"I'm calling you from Pernambuco."

I asked him what he was doing in Brazil, in Pernambuco?

"Remember what I told you about casino roulette?

“It worked.

"We made 200 million pesetas at the Madrid casino."

Look at this car.

It looks like the one I had.

And so he said:

"We made 200 million pesetas at the casino."

I like your style, brunette.

The best experience I have ever had,

It's a tea pipe.

What ?

You have a cup of tea,

you take a sip

and you go down, so that the tea

either in contact with the genitals.

Have you ever tried it?

I recommend it to you.

Good luck !

We're going to have fun.

You're right.

Excuse me.

Can I have a glass of water?

THANKS.

It is this thirst for life

Who makes us drink from all the sources

You also drink tea.

It's healthy.

Is it to take care of yourself or to avoid genetic diseases?

We are taken care of.

And you are an artist.

Yes, madam.

Painter ?

Painter and sculptor.

We have to take it back to Colombe.

It's broken.

I hope it's not serious.

I was put under a spell.

Where did you find it?

It looks like the treasure of El Carambolo.

I can ?

The treasure of El Carambolo?

It was the liturgical trousseau of the goddess Astarte.

She is the goddess of fertility.

I'm very interested in that.

And also love

and sexuality.

She can combine opposites and reverse them.

She breaks the rules.

I need it, Milagros.

Motherhood is not what you think.

Take me to the dovecote.

Dove must be there now.

Dove or dovecote?

A2233.

After 500 m, turn left.

Turn left.

In 300 m,

continue straight ahead.

Continue straight ahead.

In 200 m,

your destination is on the right.

You have arrived.

You have to follow the signs.

What do you think?

Jonathan ?

Where were you?

Listen to the handsome brunette's suggestion.

Are you coming to a baptism?

- Certainly not. - Of course.

You, my Sergio Ramos!

Montez !

See you at the party.

- Roll, my chick! - Goodbye!

Here we go!

I like to be questioned

On what I have known

On what I have known

I like to be questioned

On what I have known

I married a girl from Caracas to have lots of...

No, please.

What's up?

Do you like me?

Yes.

I don't understand.

Are you trying to get pregnant?

Hey, I asked you a question.

You knew that having a child

is the most polluting human act?

Excuse me.

I think it's selfish of you not to have asked me.

It's true.

We've been living this way for 3,000 years.

It sucks, right?

There, you're the one who wants a child from me

without my consent.

If you see it like that.

It won't be with me.

That's it.

I had a vasectomy.

Why did you come?

To distort me?

You have to meet Colombe.

My queen.

My queen?

Where are you, my queen?

Let me see.

I like this one.

He is online.

How does it work? Can we just send a message?

Miracles Aguado,

Are you impersonating me?

It's a crime, I remind you.

He answers.

- Hello, would you like something? - Hello.

I would like a toast with tomato and ham.

Is this the specialty?

A coffee with milk…

With semi-skimmed milk if possible.

And a freshly squeezed orange juice.

The same.

Half or whole?

What do you mean, half or whole?

One or two loaves?

You mean a sandwich?

Never mind. We'll have churros.

- Yes, churros! - What are you writing?

Fries?

- Fries with the churros? - I don't know.

Look at this table.

- Same thing. - Okay.

Excuse me ?

Do you like twelve-tone music?

I love it!

But I'm not forcing you to listen to it.

Don't you have headphones?

THANKS.

Okay, you've got a date with an Apollo. Look.

I'll take you.

You do your thing.

I make my own.

You bring back the condom.

We need a cooler and some ice.

How can we do this?

There you go, enjoy.

THANKS.

Let's see. Because you are...

What exactly do you want?

- That I fuck Grinder's guy? - Yes.

That I keep the condom with the sperm,

that I put it in a cooler and bring it to you.

What for?

Put it in your pussy?

Of course.

Jonathan, I didn't come to save you from your crimes.

Crimes, you talk!

What if he is passive?

Is it ass to ass?

That's a question.

The check, please.

Where did he leave?

Excuse me.

You know a system

to keep a delicate liquid cool?

I don't believe it!

Diabetics like me always have their insulin.

I have a cold pack that should do the trick.

That's great.

Where did you find it?

In a pharmacy downstairs. It's about 20 euros.

Great! Thank you very much.

You see, I always find the right person.

You're going to say you're diabetic.

Of course.

Look what the diabetic drinks.

Are you going to pay for the gas?

No, rubbish.

I want my son to inherit from his father...

health,

generosity,

honesty,

l'intelligence,

joy.

Did you sign me up for an orgy?

With you, things always take on crazy proportions.

You could have asked me.

How could I know?

His name is Francisco.

- Is that him? - Yes.

He's the one I have to pump.

A man who knows horses...

- What's his name? - Francisco.

Francisco ?

- Hello. - Olé!

A man who works with horses

must be patient.

- Perfect for raising a child. - I'm patient with you.

I will send you my location in real time.

You never know. People are crazy.

Imagine your friend gets kidnapped.

- Listen to me. - What?

Stay alert and come get me.

Where you want, when you want.

I have plenty of things to do in the meantime.

Dovecote.

It's crazy what you make me do!

A2233.

In 500 m,

turn left.

In 300 m,

continue straight ahead.

In 200 m,

your destination is on the right.

You have arrived.

Follow the signs.

It's broken.

He wasn't born yet and you killed him.

It all depends on you.

Non ?

Hold.

Choose one.

Choose one.

- There are so many. - Of course.

That one.

One.

What ?

Clean.

Is it ready?

And you ?

Non.

You knew

than the zebrafish

can rebuild his heart?

Yes, it is possible.

I did it.

I cut a piece of his heart.

And when I put it back in the water,

He started swimming, as if nothing had happened.

You don't need to impress me anymore.

Having orgies at your age is enough for me.

You found me to tell me that?

Did you want me to find you to tell you that?

Why have you never called in 12 years?

I would have understood that we would not see each other again.

That's why I came.

To tell you that we wouldn't see each other again.

It made you hard

to think I was waiting for you?

Yes.

I liked it.

Another sign of my selfishness.

I left my house

to say goodbye to you.

I'm sick.

Stop lying.

You came because I burned down your club.

It's me who says goodbye to you.

Jonathan.

Jonathan.

Jonathan, give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Help me.

Help me!

It feels good when you look at me like that.

Don't you feel life?

Do you think you're half dead?

You will give life

or are you going to ask your child to give it to you?

What is the most beautiful life you can give?

Jonathan ?

You know it can be dangerous, right?

How did we get here?

No animals were harmed during the making of this film.