Original subtitles

'Chennai - Pondicherry National Highway Evening 5:20'

'God is there Kumaru'

'GV Prakash Kumar'

'Anandhi'

'Nikki Galrani'

'Prakash Raj'

'RJ Balaji'

(Song from movie 'Pokkiri')

Good Morning, sir

Mr Kumar

- Yes, Kumar - Bouquet for you, sir

Happy married life, sir

Good morning, miss Priya

Yes

- Bouquet for you, madam - Thank you

Thank you

Hey Priya, why do you look so angry?

Hey, Priya...Priya!

What's this?

What's this?

Look at this

Has she sent you too also?

Priya, that's nothing but...

'I'm Jealous of you', meant that she envy's you

Won't she be, because I'm yours and she couldn't have me

Are you trying to be funny?

Will someone send a bouquet of this sort for the engagement?

I'm Jealous of you, what is she trying to say?

I don't know

She doesn't like that we're getting married, is her stomach burning?

I don't know

Because you told me all about your ex-girl friend

...would she behave she thinks?

Yes, it's wrong

Listen, she is only your ex-girl friend...

...but not my friend at all

That's fine, she should have sent you the bouquet...

...why is she sending it to me?

I don't know

What's with you ranting, I don't know...I don't know

'I don't know'

Oh, she has sent one to you as well

Yeah, Priya

I Miss You!

Let it go Priya, It's a silly matter

'I Miss You', looks like a silly matter to you, Kumar?

That's not it Priya, She's an idiot

Just ignore this Priya, please

Today she has sent a bouquet, tomorrow she'll send texts

Then it'll be Facebook, WhatsApp, parties and she'll eventually land at our house

I don't like this even a bit, Kumar

She shouldn't be in your life hereafter, Dot

I swear she won't be Dot, dot, dot

Give me your phone

For What?

Give it to me

What is she doing?

Not only in your life, she shouldn't be in your phone contact list too

You haven't said anything about how I look

It's fantastic, you're looking good

You're looking good too

- Get ready soon - Thank you

What's happening here?

I don't know

Blessed beginnings!

It's an invite to the occasion of engagement

During the upcoming auspicious day for the wedding...

...hey hold on, hold on

These day, they're meeting on Facebook, then send invites on WhatsApp...

...get married on Skype and make babies on Twitter

You're still stuck with old methods

Make it soon, buffet is going cold

Exchange the rings

Please have food

Please eat

- Dad - What's it, son?

I had made a promise to Lord Vinayaga to break coconuts, if all went well

Really, didn't know you were so pious

Didn't I say, the guys have arranged a Bachelor Party in Pondicherry?

Bachelors Party in Pondicherry

Yes Priya, why are you so surprised about that?

Kumar, our Wedding is in two days

We still haven't tried out our reception dress

Haven't checked the decors of the Hall

You haven't trimmed your beard

You haven't met my entire family yet

What's wrong with you Kumar?

Please, Priya!

This is once in a lifetime opportunity

How can you plan this last minute

No way!

I'll leave now, finish with the party and will be back in the morning

What if you get late?

No need to take that risk

It's fine, Priya

If I had gone to the party and meet my friends...

...thought it would help me, get over my ex-girlfriend

That's why I had asked you

It's okay, nothing can be done

My situation is always Miracle

You can go to the Bachelors Party

But for god sake, don't speak in English

Why shouldn't I?

Then how will I prove that I passed out of CBSE

Hey, never mentioned that you're from CBSE

Yes, Corporation Boys School, E Section

Kumar!

Leave

- Leave now - Okay, bye

One good thing about Kumar getting married is...

...the curse of virgin boys etc...

...he won't curse anymore of that crap here after

Kumar!

I was just talking high about you in Virgin Boys Group

Hey, where did you get lost

What happened to the party?

Do you think ours is an ordinary party?

It's a grand, gala mega event

Just like how one is given an award for just attending the show

Similarly, we will give booze to those who just come to the party

Buddy, I shouldn't praise you myself

You're at a different level

I don't agree to it, I won't Definitely I won't

Hi Baby!

Hey, speak to Priya and get her car keys

Why? are we not able to take it out, is her car in front of ours?

That's not it, I booked Ola for us

But that driver seems to be...

Please talk to Priya

You can't organize a party, and call yourself my best man

Just talk to her

Priya, can you come down for a moment?

I can't

I won't leave until you come down and bid me goodbye with a kiss

Okay, I'll come

Is she coming? That's great

Will she pay for the fuel as well

Priya, will be happy on seeing me

Hey Priya, I'm the admin of the Virgin Boys group

Hey, take your leg off it

He's my friend, Balaji

Don't you remember me, I sent you smileys on WhatsApp

Pleasure to meet you

You called me, to introduce your friend?

That's not it, Priya

We had booked a BMW car, to go to Pondicherry

It had a flat Tyre, so thought of borrowing your car

You need my car for the trip and that too for Bachelors Party

No Way!

In this dire situation, this help of yours...

...I won't forget until my last breath

I didn't even speak even one word in English, Priya

Okay, do you know to drive?

- I'm an expert at driving - Is that so?

Do you have a license?

I have a heavy duty License, I can drive a truck too

Look here, I'm entrusting you with my car

Don't let this truck driver handle the car

Not at all

You'll regret for this

Oh no, Nancy is calling

Bye, Priya

Kumar, hold on a minute

What happened, and who's on the phone?

It's nothing, Priya

Then why do you look tensed?

Show me the phone

- No need, Priya - Show me the phone

Answer the call, and put it on speaker

Let's not do this

Answer the call and put it on speaker

Hello!

Hey Kumar, I just your Fiance's photo on Facebook

She looks really ugly

Hey...Hey...Hey!

You don't speak out of jealousy

My fiance is a good looking one

Kumar, it doesn't matter if you don't get married to me...

...atleast get married to an average looking girl, rather her

I'm keeping my cool, because I'm at an event

You're talking too much

If I see you in person, will break your jaw

Hey, stop the wedding How can you manage your life with her

I told you, that won't pick up the call

You were the one, forced me to do so

If she calls, I shouldn't pick the call...

...that's the reason, I had saved it again

What If I pick, thinking it's someone else

If at all you speak another word about her...

...I will cancel this wedding

I will not, definitely will not

I'll take care of him along with the car, I guarantee his virginity

What does Nancy, think of herself

She's drunk and insulting my to be bride

Nancy is a good girl, can't you make that out from her nose

Her dad must have bought the alcohol

She must have mistaken that for digestion syrup

Buddy, don't irritate Call Nancy, right away

Why should I call your ex-girlfriend?

That's not it, Priya might check on me If I'm talking to Nancy

If at all she does that, and my line is busy

I'll get caught

- Shall we cancel the wedding? - Why do you say like that?

Priya is calling, put it on speaker

Sorry, I won't talk to Nancy anymore

'I don't wish to waste my time, speaking about Nancy'

'Get done with your Bachelor party and return to Chennai ASAP'

'Kumar, this will be your last party'

'Let all your friends know about it'

'Especially to that dorky idiot'

'Because, he seems like a freeloader'

'You will never be in order, if you're with him'

Okay, Priya I'll call you later

You heard that right? This will be my last party

Drink as much as you can, this time

But if at all you come again, asking for booze

I won't ask, I won't definitely I won't ask

You said Bachelors Party, but it looks like a foreigners' party

You can't make head or tails out of it, right?

Have ever combined Pasta and leftover rice?

Ever got drunk, mixing international and local alcohol?

Ever seen Pamela Anderson dating a Pig face?

Impossible!

Look there

- Hi Dude - Hi Dude!

Hi, Balaji How are you?

He's my Facebook friend, Kundalakesi

- Hello - That's okay

Maria Sharapova

- Hi! - No...no

It's their first marriage

That's why it has been decorated in a grand way

We can booze all night free of cost

You made me drink free of cost on my Bachelors Party

Buddy, I shouldn't praise you myself

- Keep saying budding - You're at the next level

I will not agree to it, I will not-

Why are you giving me weird looks?

Are you local boys?

No!

Then are you from the City?

No!

Then who are you guys?

The boys who live in the city are called City-Boys

And the boys who are local, are called Local-Boys

But do you know what they call the boys, who are Local in the City?

Locality Boys!

"The lady from the Audi car..."

"...come and dance with me"

"The lady from the Audi car, come and dance with me"

"When you come closer, why does it burns up"

"Don't getaway touching us, like a touch phone"

"Even if you give one kiss, won't be enough for this life"

"Locality Boys"

"Locality...Locality!"

"Loca...Loca...Loca"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys"

"Locality Boys"

"Pump it, Pump it, Pump it"

"Like that, Like that"

"Pump it, Pump it, Pump it"

"Like that, Like that"

"You're high, with just one gulp of it"

"Has your pulse rate increased"

"Your tongue must be tickling, with the taste of high"

"Are your nerves getting restless?"

"In the middle of the throat, it's stuck like an idiot"

"If you're having Brandy, then it's mandatory to puke"

"Sultry siren, you look like Trisha's sister"

"You're my partner, naughty lady"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys...Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys"

"Drop the beat like it's hot"

"Take it...Take it Take it...Take it"

"Locality Boys"

"We will show attitude, also will build up a tempo"

"And will score an Oscar, to show off"

"We will be like the fish which slips away, while washing it"

"And will getaway, like we were never there"

"The string which holds the kite, will scar your face"

"Over confidence will spoil your health"

"If you aim for lavishness, you will fall on your face"

"Don't try to show off unnecessarily"

"The lady from the Audi car..."

"...come and dance with me"

"The lady from the Audi car, come and dance with me"

"When you come closer, why does it burns up"

"Don't getaway touching us, like a touch phone"

"Even if you give one kiss, won't be enough for this life"

"Locality Boys"

"Locality...Locality"

"Loca...Loca...Loca"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys"

"Locality Boys"

- Buddy - Yeah

When you look at these stars...

...how do you feel about that?

Be frank about it

I can only think of Star Biriyani from our area

That too, the mutton biriyani made by that Muslim chef

There's no match to it

Damn it, you call this an emotion

Okay, you're about to get married now...

...you must be in romantic mood

How do you feel about it?

Buddy, shall I be frank with you?

When I look at these stars...

...the X-rated films we watch during nights at Star theater starring Shakeela

That's what comes to my mind

You haven't forgotten your past, have you?

Do you realize how insulting is this

Buddy, Nancy hasn't forgotten her past too

Nancy!

Nancy, who are you?

Whenever I call out your name, I see angels in Santa's attire...

...singing "La la la...la la la"

I can't be without seeing you, even for a day

Weekdays at School

Sundays at Church

If it's a Holiday, at your place

And when my friends say that you're mine, it feels really great

Nancy, I love you, Nancy

Hey, my name is Akhilandeshwari

I've never been to church even for a day

I'm an Hindu, can't you see that

Bloody, you insulted me at my own college

Just wait and see, I'll get you bumped by my cousin

Hey, Stop right there

How dare you hit me

I dare you to come to my place, you'll be done

I will scar your face...

Swear, keep swearing

This is damn insulting

There's no feel to it, neither emotion

Below average, 2 Star

- Then out of 100? - 38

- Then out of 5? - 2.5

Why has my situation come to this?

It's because, you still have shame and ego

Buddy, she hit me on my forehead

If you start to fall in love with a girl...

...first she will hit directly at you

Then she will...

Hit you without your knowledge

Have you seen the film, 7G Rainbow Colony?

I've seen it on KTV many times

How sad, Sonia Agarwal looks in that?

Propose with that emotion

I love You!

I asked you to mock Sonia Agarwal, not Kajal Agarwal

Say that with a sad face

I love you

Freeze that emotion

It's time she will be here, propose to her My battery is low

Buddy, one favour

Give me that Akhilandeshwari's number

"All the streets you have wandered..."

"...I've always been there"

"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"

"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"

"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"

"Wonder who gave birth to you?"

"I've been shot down, with just a glance from you"

"A knot was tied inside my heart"

"Regardless whoever it is, I'll rise up to it"

"All the streets you have wandered, I've always been there"

"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"

"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"

"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"

Hey Nancy, just hold on for a moment

You're Kumar

Whenever my name is called out, angels dance around you

You have been following me everywhere

And in an unrequited love

You were about to say that, right?

Hey Nancy, how come you knew all this?

Akhilandeshwari, called me up and filled in

She's my friend

Oh My God!

Stop over reacting

I have no intentions in falling in love with you

All the girls quote the same in the beginning

- Excuse me - After that-

Nancy

Nancy

I already told you, I have no interest in you

Why are you still following me?

That's not it, If I tell you, you'll laugh at me

I won't laugh, tell me

If I tell you that, you'll think very low of me

I already do, doesn't matter tell me

It's nothing but...

At church, Father gives everyone a small treat like a pancake...

...so what about it?

I have a desire to have that since childhood

I've asked all my Christian friends...

...they keep giving excuses, but never got me one

The men never helped me get that

At least thought you will get me that, Nancy

Please help me with it, somehow get me that communion

Not only that...

...nowadays, in my dreams instead of Hansika, that communion appears

Somehow get me that, Nancy

- Please Nancy, please - Get up

I'll get you the communion, after that you shouldn't follow me

Is that a deal?

I swear on your grandmother, it's a done deal

Hold this

I've been yearning for communion, due to which have lost weight

Damn it

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy

You stay here, I'll go and get a big bag from the store near by

For what?

Only then, I can take all the communions given to me

Communion is not all that big, it's a small one

Moreover, they'll give you just one

'Jesus blesses you, Amen'

'Jesus blesses you, Amen'

'Jesus blesses you, Amen'

Hey, hold on

I've read in a magazine, entering with your right leg, you'll be more fertile

Enter with your right leg

I've been coming to church since childhood

Don't teach how to enter the church

If you want the communion, come in...if not leave

Hey, Nancy...Nancy...Nancy

If you wish, jump in But I need that communion

'Jesus blesses you, Amen'

'Jesus blesses you, Amen'

'Kumaru, Kumaru, Kumaru'

What are you doing?

Whenever I see huge buildings, I tend to do this for echo

Just like this happened once in my school day-

You're not suppose to do such things here

If the Father asks your name Kumar!

Kumaru!

Don't say such names

Give him a good Christian name

Shall I give him Joseph Kuruvilla or David Billa

Will that name work?

Now why are you insulting, actors Vijay and Ajith

Shall I then, give them Albert or Baby Albert?

I go there daily to watch movies at night

Okay

What will say, if the Father asks for the Bible

I'll say that have given it to get bound

One another important thing

Only if you say Amen, Father will give you the communion

- Did you say, Amman? - Not Amman, it's Amen

Oh, Amen

Amen!

Amen!

Are you sure, he won't run out of communion?

Can you come, silently

Amen!

Just watch, what I'm about to do

Father, Amen...Amen...Amen!

Give me three of those communions

Three communions?

That's right, one for one Amen and I said three so give me three

Son, who are you? Never seen you before

I'm from the church close by, came here for a change

For a change? What's your name?

Kumaru!

Albert Kumar Einstein

Einstein?

That's a scientists name, recite a dialogue

Juts like the Tamil film thug, with a hideous wart...

I asked you to recite a words from Bible, but you're blabbering something

Please give me the communion, I'm a Christian too

Why don't recite a verse

Shall I sing it, Father?

"The day I met you first..."

- Hey! - Sorry, Father

"Jesus is calling us, Jesus is calling us"

Is this a verse to you?

Sorry Father, just hear me out

What are you doing?

It's coming, wait for a moment

"Jesus is calling us, Jesus is calling us"

Get out, Get out, Get out!

Are you insane?

When asks to recite a bible words you're saying Kabali dialogues

When asked to recite a verse, you're singing film songs

- What do you thing? - Sorry, Nancy

I went overboard in desperation to get the communion

Hey, tell me the truth

Were you following me all this while, just for this communion?

That's right

There's no other reason for me to follow you

For my status, you're an average girl

- You very well know that - Don't follow me again

- Hey, Nancy...Nancy - What's it?

This a memorable moment in my life

Shall we take a selfie?

Selfie!

Smile please

I'll kill you

- Mom, were you asleep? - No dear, tell me

Nothing much mother, my husband pesters me when he's drunk for fritters made of egg

Go straight to the tea shop and get a fritter

Then go to the departmental store and get a egg

Then cut open the fritter and place the egg inside

Your Egg Fritter is ready to eat

Wow, you said such a great thing over the phone, won't our phone charges go up

Silly, this is PSNL's night call service

Where we can speak from 9pm-7am, without worrying about the charges

Mother, I'm wondering who to thank You or PSNL

That's awesome and excellent...

...that was perfect

That was brilliant, you're a great beauty with talent

That was a delightful smile

Especially the final dialogue, can you repeat that

"Mother, I'm wondering who to thank You or PSNL"

Please smile

You should be presented with Vijay Awards just for this smile

Thank you

But one condition, you got to cry when you're on stage

Sir, how was my performance

- Director will comment on that - This, I have to comment

- Why don't you say - Hey, tell her Granny is asking

Oscar, Kalaipuli and AM Rathnam awards All these will awarded for your performance

Thank you sir

Buddy, let's move

Our next Ad should be a colorful one

With Saravana Store owner, Deepika Padukone and Alia Bhatt combination

Hi

Dad, what happened Why are your eyes wet?

Is everything fine with grand parents?

Where were you?

Dad!

Where were you!

Dad, I was here all this while

I wasn't talking about that

Where was this talent all this while?

Oh, you were talking about that

All because of your blessings, Dad

I told you right, the Ad has worked its way

The family audience will love it

Excellent concept

It's my concept

Especially the last one- liner

It deserves millions

Please do sir, please

But our company doesn't have a budget for that

We will be content, even if you pay us in thousands

We don't have a budget for that as well

At least something to get by

For that, I don't feel like

Then how are you planning to pay us?

We will give you both PSNL sim cards

Mr.Shiva, make sure son does the next Ad for free

I will take care of that

Should I thank that MD for this Sim card?

Or your Dad, who got us this Ad

The concept is crap so is the Sim card

What will the husband do, when both mother and daughter are speaking all night?

Husband will speak to some other girl under the same scheme, it's a chain reaction

You don't get it right?

Didn't you propose to you love yesterday?

- She will come back today - I don't think so

She will come

Kumar!

Hi!

I told you right

Chain Reaction!

I shouldn't praise you myself

Keep going, keep going...

...you're at a next...

Looks like you're busy, I will come back later

No, no I'm totally available

Hey, please finish that sentence, please do

- Hi - Hi

Nancy

I was busy earlier, can't you see

Now I'm free, please go ahead

The reason I came here was...

...I have something important to say

- Shall I? - Please do

I don't know how to put it across

I really like you a lot

Especially your beard

Then...

I just came one day with you at the church

I enjoyed it thoroughly

What If I be with you for life

Keep going Nancy, finish that sentence

How was my performance?

Excellent performance, it was spectacular

Rate me

It's 5

- How much out of 5? - 5

- How much out of 100? - 100

Thank God

That's nothing, I'm going to propose to someone next week...

...so was rehearsing

You did it with Akhila Andeshwari, and I did the same with you

It's a Chain reaction

What's with everyone on Chain reaction?

What's happening here?

Comedy!

Get Lost!

Sorry

I'll tell you, the exact reason why I came down

I fulfilled your childhood wish, once you had asked for it

That's right, you took me to the church and got me a communion

So what about it?

I have a similar childhood wish

Do you want to catch a fish and then let it go, like they do in movies?

Not that

Like how you had a wish to have the communion...

...I too wish to have porridge and spicy rice at a temple

What are you searching for?

Nothing, you always have a pile on roaming around with you...

...Akhilandeshwari

Why don't you take her to the temple?

I did

But she got everything and had it for herself

She didn't share anything with me

These girls are not fine, you take me there

So, you have come to see me, just have those treats at temple

That's right

What else could be the reason

You're an average looking Kumaru

As if, you're the prettiest Nancy

What are you getting at?

Are you going to get me the treats or not?

- I'll get them - Okay

Then take my number, 9790

990019 Okay?

God's great Kumaru

God's great

You two look like Vijay and Jyothika from the movie Kushi

Oh god, really I'm blushing

You do

Hey Jhansi, sorry Nancy How are you doing?

How do you know my name?

Until now, he has performed 40 rituals in your name

He's lying

Hold on, I'm telling the truth have patience

Don't take me wrong

He has a major affection towards you

With his personality, he can get any girl he desires

But you're very lucky as he's chosen you

Before he changes his mind, please get married to him

I very well know, who to marry and when to marry

You don't have to say anything about it

You just mind your own business

Idiot!

You were great

So, this first dialogue was fine?

You were spot on

- What about the Saravana stores ad? - 100 percent

Hail Perumal!

It's not right to lose your temper at a temple

What else do you expect me to do

My father will think around 10 times to speak to me about my marriage

He is just blurting it out like nothing

Sorry, Nancy

Moreover, I should get hitched to you before you change your mind

Are you that wise?

Not at all, I'm an ordinary person

It's nothing but, when I use to be in high school...

...I use to come here during final exams

And pray, so that I don't get caught cheating in the exam

Since then, this saint is a good friend of mine

So he took the liberty of speaking about me

Don't take him wrong

Don't mind Nancy, please

Kumaru, Vijay-Jyothika, 40 times rituals and wedding...

...did I cover everything?

Damn it, she's here

So you were behind all these drama

Is it right?

Why are you doing this?

I was planning to propose to you in another couple of minutes

That's the reason I was prepping the situation around you

Yes!

So Kumaru, was the second dialogue good?

You nailed it

So that job is confirmed?

200%

Hail Preumal!

Nancy, when I look at you, it feels like I was meant for you

I swear!

If you're with me, I can watch horror films like Kanchana and Conjuring

I feel that courage

I swear, I do

Let's get married

Have 11 children...

...with whom I dream of starting an IPL team

'I wish to start an IPL Team'

What happened?

Has your saint friend, forgot to appear and have gone to perform rituals?

Sorry son, I forgot to ring the bell...

...am I dance with Tamannaah Hansika as you said

Is that telecast in all channel?

Hey, have you ever heard hence Saravana stores owner only act his ad

You're not even aware of this fact

Hello, excuse me

Oh god, my porridge...my porridge

You already look like you had it

Oh no, porridge would have got over

I Love You, Nancy

I love you?

- What's it? - Porridge

I've seen people proposing with a bouquet

This is the first time I'm seeing someone proposing with the porridge

Just not that...

...I also write poetry

Hold on to this for a minute

I have written one to propose to you

Shall I?

Go ahead

If I don't see you or speak to you, I don't feel hungry

If I don't see you or speak to you, I don't feel hungry

But when I meet you, I feel damn hungry

- Why don't you get me a meal - Get lost!

How's it?

Get lost

"Hey, go safe"

"Hey, go safe"

"You seem to ignore me"

"Hey, go safe"

"Don't throw attitude at me"

"Hey, cute Brat!"

"You look like a little Devil"

"Hey, Hey...will sketch a plan"

"And will impress you"

"Don't irritate..."

"...when I'm trying to impress you"

"Don't instigate the lion in me..."

"...rather shake hands with me"

"Don't let down my unrequited love"

"I'm riding the bike on one way, don't take an U turn"

"Don't leave without saying anything"

"You have resided inside my heart"

"You're killing me without your conscience"

"Even if you kill me, don't you think my heart will follow you!"

"Hey, seems like it's staggering"

"My love is like a baby, when it comes to you"

"It's slipping and rolling over"

"Even your heart is made of skin"

"Don't try to move away from me"

"I'm not made of high voltage power"

"Why don't we hang out and see..."

"...you don't seem responsible for your age"

"Oh Dear!"

"Milky Moon Dear!"

"My Queen!"

"I will be your King"

"Even If you wish to let go, It won't..."

"...your eyesight is like a magnetic contact"

"Keep me at the corner of your lips"

"I will be the lip-guard inside your hand bag"

"Don't you know A,B,C...1,2,3"

"Don't hide the face with your beard"

"Even the stray dogs don't chase at nights"

"Your rocket made of paper, won't take off at NASA"

"Hey, don't speak so coyishly"

"Don't hand-cuff my heart"

"Don't walk staggeringly"

"Don't shake me up like a ride in the auto"

"Don't act with a smile on your face"

"Don't burst into flames, like a Chinese phone"

"Don't stare at me with wrinkled look on your face"

"I'm like that bead to the soda, don't separate us"

"You're like that slice of a mango"

"I'm going to nab you, like a wholesome bunch"

"Your Teddy Bear 'N' Your Scooty Tyre"

"Also the pony tail, close to your ear"

"Your Sharukh Khan, also your Salman Khan"

"I'm also the cheese to your popcorn"

Oh god, it's a ghost

Ssssh!

Hey, why are you here, when did you come and how did you come?

Why are you here, when did you come and how did you come?

Is it vital that only guys can climb over walls...

...will propose to their loved ones

Can't we girls do the same?

What!

You came to propose?

What are you saying?

Why are you screaming?

I'm used to screaming, when I'm in a shock

Are you telling the truth?

- You came to propose? - Yes

Haven't said it yet

I Love You

Oh god, I love you!

You're shaking me up

Are you serious?

I Love you

Love you, love you, love you, love you

Oh god, she never said even once earlier...

...but today she's been saying a lot, not able to believe it

Okay, you weren't in love with me, until yesterday

How come all of sudden at midnight?

I have liked you since childhood

Childhood?

(Song from Gentleman movie)

Hey!

This is from a performance at a function when I was a kid

How did you get this video?

My father was the one who took it

Your Father!

Hey, are you that girl?

You used to be really cute then

But now, you look average

Can't believe, I'm standing next to you

Even I can't believe this

You had sent me a request two years back on Facebook

I had accepted that yesterday and realized that you're that kid

You kissed me when I was a kid

Brat!

I'm still a brat

I came to propose to you and have said it

I'm leaving now

Move, I'll return the same way I came

Oh god!

Oh no, the ladder is gone

Why don't you stay over for the night and leave in the morning

Hey, don't be kidding

I have to be home, before my Dad wakes up

Somehow, take me down

I'll safely take you there

But there's one condition

Your Dad

Is that enough?

This is what you meant, right?

Come let's go

My Dad has been busy with special class these days

He's taken a break for an hour, just to meet you

Somehow try to impress him

Just wait and see how I'm going to impress him

As far as I'm aware, he'll just have one condition...

...that you should convert to Christianity

Is that fine with you Kumaru?

Why are you still calling out my old name

I'm Albert now

Will there be issues at your place due to this?

Hey, the name Albert was given to me by my parents

- Hello sir, I'm Kumar - I'm Michael Ashirwadam

Please take your seat

Sit dear

Mr.Kumar

My daughter has filled me in about you, your family and profession

In fact, my daughter likes you a lot

I have no objection in you two getting married

Sir, thank you I didn't expect the work to be done so quick

Wait, please sit down

Mr.Kumar

If you wish to marry my daughter

I have two conditions for that

I'm aware, I should convert to Christianity and should be regular to Church

I've even changed my name

- Hi, I'm Albert - That's fine

Mr.Kumar

Converting to Christianity and going to church...

...these both are part of the first condition

Because, once you do you will have to be regular to the church

But my second condition is something else

Sir!

You should change entirely

Sir, I didn't get you

Wasn't I speaking in Tamil

Okay, let me make you understand

Jesus

How many members are in your family?

Totally six, I, my sister, my parents and my grand parents

Is that so

All of them...

...have to convert to Christianity

Only then, this marriage will happen

Dad, what's with this new condition

Wait dear, I'm speaking to him

Tell me, Mr.Kumar

It's fine If I had to convert to Christianity to marry your daughter...

...but all these years

My family is been worshiping many gods, How can I ask them to convert

Through your mouth

Jokes apart

Mr.Kumar, there's an explanation behind this

A year ago, there was a girl named Diana

Nancy you must be aware of her

That girl came to me, asking her to get married to a Hindu guy

I even got them married

She came back asking for divorce in just 6 months

You know why?

Why?

There are lot of cultural differences and opinions due to the religion

For instance

We celebrate only 3 festivals, Christmas, New Year and Easter

But when it comes to you people, there is a never ending list of festivals

We go to Church on Sundays

But you people are not aware of which temple to go on which day

The food habits differ

Our dressing sense doesn't match

See, I'm not wearing just one button, but yours is all the way open

I don't want my daughter to face such situation

That's the reason, I had stated that condition earlier so that we can go ahead

What do you say, Mr.Kumar aka Albert

Sir, I have an idea

Please go ahead, ideas are always welcome

How many members are there in your family?

It's just me, my daughter and my wife

Sir, instead of us six converting to Christianity...

...if you three convert to Hinduism

Kumar!

There won't be any cultural differences or difference of opinions

What do you say, Michael aka Ashirwadam

Son!

I didn't come to you asking to marry my daughter

You are the one who came forward begging for the same

If you and your family come to my terms...

...this marriage will happen, if not

Sir!

- Is yours a love or arranged marriage? - Arranged marriage

My parents chose my own cousin for me to get married

- That's why you don't know - What?

Girls who are better than us will leave us

And the ones who are below us, we will leave them

Our height, weight and status...

...keeping that in mind we find a girl

And make sure she doesn't have a boy friend or a close cousin

Post which to impress her, we spend on fuel and phone bills

Send texts live on TV Channel

Dedication over FM radio

After all this manage to get her number

Post which text her day and night with multiple smileys

Capture her heart

Make her reply to it

Then without the knowledge of time or date, flirt with her spending a bomb

Convince her to meet us in person

Entertain her taking out for many dates, spending half our father's wealth

Finally after all this, when I came to you asking to marry your daughter

You're placing conditions

If you get a chance, you'll ask the workers around my house to convert as well

You call yourself a wise man

Aren't you ashamed

Damn it

Do you think, I'll get my daughter married to you, because you pelted a long dialogue

Get Out, Damn it

All this while I was waiting for you to curse at me

Damn you

Kumar, that's my father

Mind your words

He doesn't deserve to be respected

Be happy, that I didn't finish the sentence

Hey, you low life

- Did you call me? - Yes

I won't even roll my window down and have a look at you on the road from my car

Don't look at me

I'm just respecting for the fact that, my daughter is in love with you

Don't talk to me

Listen to carefully

You can't even touch my daughter's shadow without my permission

I know how to nab your daughter and when to

You can't do anything

Too bad, you got no hair

Kumar, get out

Wait dear, don't interfere in this matter

- Mr.Ashirwadam - What is it?

My wedding will happen with your blessing

Don't keep sulking on this dear

- Get out from here - I'm leaving

Idiot

I won't even roll my window down and have a look at you on the road from my car

He doesn't sound like an educated professor

He sounds like that Dance master from Bala's film, asking to convert

If given a chance will make the entire family dance, and grade them

Buddy, I'm ready to stoop to any level for the sake of Nancy

Let's gather few goons and threaten them

By the time you gather them, Nancy will be in abroad

Let's do this

Let's get those henchmen from Madurai

- They won't come down - Why?

They will rather go and work in Rajinimurugan sequel

Then let's go to the Police

Then you will see a news next morning saying, you're dead

Then let's sue them and take them to Supreme Court

Nowadays, their verdict is not followed by the State, how will he listen to them

You have been saying no to everything, and being negative about it

What else can be done?

No matter, what you do and try every trick He won't listen to them

It's possible only by one person

Who is that?

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Where is she?

She's there in each and everyone's house

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...we are delighted to meet all our viewers

Even if there are no issues in the society

We have this urge to look for issues and solve them

What a shameful act

Situations of that sort have been presented in this program earlier

But today, we have a grave issue came looking for us

When we go looking for an issue, we make sure to scrutinize it to the core

Imagine, if an issue came searching for us...

...we won't let the issue go by

Come on, let's start the argument

- What's your name? - Kumaru

What a weird way of saying one's name, 'Kumaru'

Button up and look civil

I had mentioned that earlier

He's speaking beyond his limits

Shall I whack him?

Shut up, damn it

Hey, I'll kill you

Dear, who are you?

I'm Balaji, Kumaru's uncle

Uncle!

Why are you focusing on him, you've become sloppy Get to the point

Sir, what is your name?

My name is Michael Ashirvadam

Okay, sir

My name is Michael Ashirvadam

Didn't he say the same in English?

Baby

Look here

What's your name?

I'm not a baby

And my name is Nancy

I'm doing my final year in MBA

Kumaru?

I know Nancy, since childhood

Even she knows me from childhood

Ask her if it's the truth

- Is it true? - Yes, it is

Okay, then

I'm sincerely in love with Nancy

My friend here, has been a great help in that, buddy, tell her the truth

Since childhood, I have no job, profession or work

All three are the same

When a wise man is talking, why are you interfering

Who's that wise man?

Shut up, you damn it

Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir...

I'll come to you, please calm down

Please go ahead

Since childhood, I've been helping him succeed in love

That's the reason I'm at this show, to let you know my problems

We'll discuss your issues in next episode, let's handle his shameful case for now

Shameful case?

That won't come on the show, it will be edited

'You don't talk about the editing'

Can you proceed with your serious story

Even Nancy was sincerely in love with me

Ask her if I'm lying

Is it true?

It's true

I was even ready to convert to Christianity for her

I even changed my name to Albert

I changed mine to Baby Albert

Ask her if that's true

What the hell, you keep asking me the same question

If you utter another word, you're done

Madam, what he said is the truth

Oh God, Baby

This should not come from you, who have come for an argument

I should be the one, who gives that statement

200 episodes had your verdict and the audience are bored

He'll start the minute he sees a chick

That guy has been staring at you

Who's that?

That Kumaru

He's been holding his sorrows buried in his heart

If at all, you give a nudge He'll erupt with emotions

Sister

Oh god, Kumaru You look like you're in grave pain

That is been hitting me like a heat wave

That's true

Please tell me your story

One day, I went along with Nancy to meet her Father to ask her hand in marriage

He's asking me to convert to Christianity

He didn't stop with me, he asked my entire family to convert

That's him, who had asked

Why are you crying?

You were the one asked me to cry every 10 minutes during the show

I'll shoot your crying sequence at the end, for now continue the program

You keep changing as per your wish...

Hello, hello, hello!

What's going on here?

First he started, then him and now you're crying

Is this called 'Truth Is Spoken' or 'Truth is Crying'

Why don't you three finish with your crying

I have some work to tend to, will get back later

He doesn't have a job

Shut the hell up

Sir, do you have Blood Pressure?

I don't have BP, diabetes, cholesterol or anything else

If I had them, wouldn't come for the show

Hey, I like your honest approach

- Shut up - Get lost

Sir, what's your age?

I'm 55

I'm 55 years old

This is not fair, you first speak in English Then you repeat the same in Tamil

Either you speak in Tamil, and if you wish to please do

If you want to talk in English, then speak in English

You're talking in English, then you repeat the same in Tamil

What's this now?

You're getting angry, aren't you?

Get lost

That was a great insult, excellent

Don't behave like a lunatic, I'll kill you

You're a Professor at a college

You must have passed on the wisdom to many students

A man who is in such a high position...

...how come placed such a shameful condition

How dare you can talk to me like that?

You guys sent Police to get us here by force

And when I'm here, you're calling me names

I will see you all in court

Don't respect this man

Silly man, you want to go to court? Go on

But when you go to the college, students will call out your name...

Shameful Ashirvadam, Shameful Ashirvadam

Then what will you do? That's the power of this show

Will you shut your dirty mouth?

I'll see you in Supreme Court

Go ahead

There's an accountant named Ramasamy...

...we will deal this case with him

If you don't shut up and sit down, will whack you

Sit down, sit Sit down

This is a struggle between, justice and injustice

Here, only justice will prevail

If you believe in that, sit down If not you can leave

JESUS!

Even if you're here, you'll lose patience

Tell me, Kumar

I can even bare the fact, that he asked my family to convert

But when I asked him how that could be possible

He cracked a lame joke saying, 'With your mouth' and he laughed on it

That's why I couldn't bare it

Oh no, he cracked such a lame joke and you let him go

You just shut up, idiot

Look at him

I can understand that it's really a lame joke

If you're not amused, then let it go It's your fate

Have a look at his innocent and milky face

If it's a milky face, then make coffee out of it

Sir!

Didn't I tell you this...

...during a serious discussion, he cracks a lame jokes and laughs

You can crack those lame jokes later

Can you please let us know your decision

What decision are you talking about

Did I ask him, if he's wealthy

I didn't

They fell in love, I'm ready to get them married

But I wish for my daughter to live in a Christian family

That's the reason, I asked your family to convert

- Is this wrong? - Yes, it is

When it comes to family, it's not just him

There 'N' number of relations in that family

Imagine how many in their families

How do you expect, for such large family to convert to Christianity

Do you realize how many issues you will face due to this?

Why don't you understand? Please understand

Okay Kumar, in case if he has a change of heart

And gets his daughter married, will you take care of her?

I'll hold her on a golden platter

Platter!

First make sure you get a land and build a house

Then you can think of golden platter

Sir, he will take care your daughter like no one will

I vouch for him

You've been named Blessing why don't you bless these two?

Sir, look here

Just once, call him your son-in-law

Shall I call him, father-in-law?

Hey, everything is going smooth Let him call you first

Sir, please, sir

I can see it in your eyes, if you word them it will be fulfilled

Please pray

All Gods are the same

Uncle, please don't cry

Okay, Madam

Just because, you've said so

Hold on a minute

Can your hear me?

Wait a second, director is saying something

Are you able to hear what I'm saying?

I just got a call from our boss

We have produced 20 episodes on Love

From which, 18 were separated

And only 2 cases were patched up

Those two episodes were not viewed by anyone

Only those 18 were a hit, TRP increased and was watched widely

So?

Quickly plant a bomb and break them up

Oh, no

What happened?

Just a small technical issue

It'll be fine soon

Bloody, is there no business ethics at all?

You're asking me to change it, like clicking a switch

Oh god, listen you'll get a flat in Oragadam

Oragadam...did you say Oragadam

What to do? But my children's school is in Pallavaram

Then take it in Pallavaram

- Pallavaram is possible? - Yes

I'm stating the fact

I shouldn't be cursed for separating a family

Then go ahead and break them up

Okay, that's fine Totally fine

Madam!

Sir, don't say anything in a haste

Please relax, relax sir

Lie down

Why are you stopping him, when he's about to say?

I'll come to that, Balaji

Okay

Kumaru

What was I saying, and where did I stop?

'Come here, Son-In-Law', you had asked him to say that

He has not yet said it

Ask him to

Why does he have to say that? Tell me

What's this?

You were fine all this while

What happened to you now?

What's all this?

You keep chattering, how much will you talk?

I'm a host of a TV show, call me Ma’am!

Call me, Ma’am

Sister

Ma’am!

Sister

Okay, Kumaru

Why was he refusing to get his daughter married to you?

He was the one, asking my family to convert to Christianity

To which I didn't agree

Okay, that's fine

You don't have to convert, neither your family has to convert

Madam, what are you saying?

Yes Sir, I know what I'm talking

What the hell is this?

Do you own a car?

Do you own a flat?

His dream is to get her daughter married to a person, with a fat bank balance

Do you have any one of those traits he's looking for?

- No, madam - No, right

That's the reason, he's not getting her daughter married to you

Very good

Finally you got my point

Hey, what's happening here

You got us here, saying will patch things up

Now it looks like, you're breaking us up

What are you saying, are you changing sides now?

Why do you even consider talking to her?

I'll take you two and get you guys married in a registrar office

You guys are major

If he's a major, ask him to join the military

I should get you admitted in a mental asylum

They won't take you even there

I'll kill you

Balaji, Major Balaji Have patience

We should ask her first

Nancy, dear

Look close into my eyes

After so much has happened, you still wish to get married to him?

Nancy, speak up

Look at his face

Love is dripping from his face

You tell me, dear

I don't want to get married to him

Oh, God

I'll listen only, to my father

Did you hear that, neither she nor her father is interested

Then why the hell, did you waste our time?

What did you say?

First you asked us to call you, Sister

Then asked us to call you Ma’am

Earlier said will patch us up and now breaking us up

You're talking aloud to me, and speaking to someone over the phone

It's not me, that guy with the headphones on

Who's that?

I had asked to get me snacks, have they got it?

Who the hell is that, do you think we are fools sitting here?

Buddy, what are you looking at, come and thrash them

You're an old lady not a sister

You're fooling everyone with make-up

Oh God, she's hitting me Save me from her

Hit them using this sweeper

Break them all, thrash everything

Hey drop me down

All are sheer lies, but the program is 'Truth is Spoken'

Come out I'll see your end

Finally, they're leaving

Mention the name of our sponsors, before you sign off

That's what pays us

Okay

Bloody, dirty old lady

As you've broken up my love

I will make sure to break up your family and put them on streets

Why don't someone, catch this lunatic

Bloody

Escape!

'Truth is spoken'

Your talent is limitless

I just asked you to break them up for TRP...

...you literally tore them apart

- Sir - Yes

It's a big deal to get a flat in Pallavaram

If you say that, I'll get one in Mount Road

I will break up your family

Funny?

It was a bad one, right?

Hi-fi!

Let's go

Bloody, you even said her name as 'Nancy Kumar'

If you act as a lunatic, you think I'll let you go

There have been many reasons, for people to break up

But breaking up for TRP, would be a first one

It's damn shameful

'Pondicherry Today morning 11:20'

46 missed calls

Balaji

Hey, enough of bathing, open the door

Balaji

'The number you are dialing is not reachable'

Where did he get lost?

I can't find my wallet

Wallet is missing

Balaji is missing too

The door is also open

What if...

Sorry, sorry, sorry, Priya We got held up at the party

'How can you be so cool about it, I did warn you about the last minute plan

Priya, I have left

It's 11:30 am now

I'll be there by 2pm

'Why do you have to go, wake up late and now drive fast

Priya, I got in to the car

Stuck in traffic and the Police is looking at me, will call you back in 2 minutes

'Hey Kumar, Kumar

I'm from 64, my wallet and my friend are missing

Moreover, the room was open

Either he must have been kidnapped by someone

Or he must have ran away with my money

Mr Kumar

Where have you gone?

I went out to fill up on gas, so that you don't get late

I didn't have cash, so took your wallet

You were tired, so couldn't wake you up

But you jumped to conclusion

- I forgave you - Damn it

Don't try to get sentimental

We've to be in Chennai in next 2 hours Come soon

Get going

Every time, we leave from Pondy...

...the fear of students returning to school after the vacation

...I have the same fear at the moment

There are grave issues than this, don't annoy me

Okay

A dull day, haven't caught even one customer

Here they come, TN 10 1004

Brother, get to this side

Pull over to the side

That's right, over there

He looks like a Lilliput

Is he able to reach the controls?

Roll down your window

Was there an accident?

Brother, when you bunk school Stay home and watch POGO channel

You shouldn't be driving around on highways

Sir, you're great at mocking

But I don't have time for that

I'm really tensed and have to leave

Why are you getting angry?

Is this a new version of SWIFT?

You're right, so what?

How about the key?

It's the same old key, look at it

With this we can start the vehicle

We're going to get paid well today

Sir, please return the key Don't play around

I'm not the one

Chief, catch it

How was the throw?

Please give me the key

Sir, please give me the keys I have to be in Chennai in 2 hours

Are you the Collector of Chennai?

Are you going to open the Chembarabakam lake, once you reach Chennai?

What's happening here?

You both are talking rubbish

I'm being silent about it

I'm not that type, I'll start rubbish as well

And it will start to stink

Why were you at Pondy, for how long, what's the purpose and show me your passport

Sir, please let me go

Passport, please

Why do I need a passport to go to Pondy?

You get angry, if we speak in English

If you do the same, we won't understand

The only word I know in English is, 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'

Just go and meet, Manimaran sir

You guys playing a fool with me

I'll complaint about you guys to your officer

Then, you'll see what happens to you guys

Careful, you're going to sprain your neck

Hello, Sir

I'm Mr Kumar

They have taken my car keys in the name of checking

Please ask them to hurry up, I got to leave

Sir, I've been talking and you don't seem to respond

Sir!

Doesn't let him drink water, get lost

You guys are taking too much advantage of the position

Did you peck me for a low life?

I'm from a decent educated family

Get lost

Don't treat me like a smuggler

I should be in Chennai, in next 2 hours

Or else, I'll lose 2 crores

Will you get that for me

Give me an answer, Manimaran

He laid his hand on him

He's scratching the wrong head

Hey!

Can you charge that mosquito bat? There are too many around

Who are you calling a mosquito? Do I look like one to you?

Hello!

You're Police, and I'm public

You're my servant

Let me give you another advice

I'm not afraid Police, from my childhood

Did you get that?

Why did you push me over?

Buddy, I didn't do that

Then who did

It was that Policeman

Why did that Policeman, push me over?

He's been treating us like liquor smugglers

Let us teach him a lesson

Oh, God

I swear on Vijay Sethupathi, I'm nowhere related to this

I didn't do this

Let me handle this

Sir, we haven't seen anything like this in our generation

When we went for a walk at the beach in the morning...

...and we stopped at Arabindo Ashram

We parked, to meditate

It would have happen, at that time

Do you have any evidence...

Oh, God

Hey, there's a look alike in Pondy May be my father...

20 full bottles, 36 half ones...

...40 quarters, 10 beers

1 bottle of Gin, 1 Vodka, 1 Rum, with 4 cans of beer

There are two breezers in the front

It makes a total of Rs 38,42626/- excluding tax, with bill

That's a big amount

We're extremely sorry, Mr Manimaran

Dirty scoundrels

You come down with an excuse to party during the weekend

And then you purchase liquor for Rs 40,000/-

Post which, you sell them at a high price at the market

You're calling me by name

What did you say?

We're not afraid of Police, from children, Sir

It's not from children, it's from childhood

You can just speak in Tamil and English

But I know Telugu, Malayalam, Hindi along with various languages

Shall I speak?

When you catch these crooks, un-cuff them

Instead of talking or thrashing them

Should shoot them down, while they're running

Did you understand, what was I saying?

Seems like, I'm going to shit my pants

Did you get that?

Sir, I didn't get entirely what you were saying

But, I get one thing for sure

I think you're going to thrash us black and blue

But, I'm happy even in this situation

Just like in cinema, Satyadev IPS, Vijay Kumar IPS and Durai Singam IPS

You're an honest officer, I'm proud of it and I salute you

Hey!

Sir, Sir, Sir

I'm blind, If I don't wear those glasses

He's there

If you remove the glasses, you look like a electrocuted crow

And you're trying to mock me

Just because like you frauds...

...there's a huge loss for the Government

Do you know how many can be fed and clothed, with that money

It's really inhuman of you guys to snatch away from Tamilians

Hey!

Take their photo along with the liquor and send it to the Press

Cease the car and send it to the Police station

Then file an FIR and keep them inside the lock-up

I'll take care of them, this evening

Good chance to crush this Lilliput

Hi, Senorita

Oh no, he's asking to file an FIR

How many languages, I love that about him

Did you see, that sir is speaking french

Do you have camera mobile phone?

He has one

- Give it to them - Take it

Let's start the photo session

Stand here

Why are you stuck like Siamese twins?

They're capable of asking for a photo album

Bloody accused

Look here, look here

Look there

One minute

Hey

Traffic is getting held up, ask them to park them on the side

Photo session is done, park the vehicle on the side

Take out your, vehicles papers and driving license and come to my booth

Carry on, make it fast

Then, make sure to inform your near and dear ones

About the death

Sorry, sorry I meant to say caught by the Police

Come soon

Are they Police or Lunatics?

Look at the way talk

Will anyone, stack the booze in the boot

Don't know what to do with you

You're getting a call

'Kumar, are you driving?

'Am I disturbing you?

Yeah, you're disturbing

Watch the road, Bobby Simha

Please hang up the phone

I'm going to...

I'll give you enough time to scold me

Then you can scold your heart out, now we will try to escape from here

How can we escape now?

Look there

They're discussing just like the judges at the reality show

And, look here

Manimaran, is engaged in something beyond his age limit

This is the right time, let's runaway

It'll become an issue

I always suggest the good to you

That's why the booze was in the car

We can get in and get out in a jiffy

No, no, no, sweetheart

We got to walk slowly, so that no one suspects

It should be breezy and casual

This looks too casual

Hey buddy, get in fast

Instead of parking it on the side, they escaped

Bloody, how they escaped from us

They didn't escape, in fact their bad time has started

Sir!

Kumaru's Marriage, if not captured by Police 'God is there Kumaru'

Balaji!

- Hey - Yes, sir

- You'll never change - What happened?

Why do you give missed call, while you're sleeping

I have Rs 22 balance, why would I give a missed call

What is it?

I can't find my phone

Check the boot

I can't reach the boot

I meant to say check your's, damn it

I've really lost it

Where did I lose it?

Hey, those constables

Photo shoot

My phone is with the Police

Let it go, we'll get a cheap another cheap one

It's my phone which is lost

750, contacts

Important data and documents

Blah, Blah, Blah

Everything is with the Police now

It's ringing again

Your Mayilswamy is calling, talk to him

They're calling from my phone

Try to convince and get the phone

They're calling you from your phone, so you talk to them

Talk to them, Talk

- Hello! - 'Hello'

- Give the phone to Manimaran - 'Manimaran here'

Then you should have started with the phrase, 'Hey Dear'

'Hey...hey'

Now I believe you that you're Manimaran

'Pecking you for a criminal, I called all your contacts-'

You couldn't have, as there is not enough balance

'Are you aware of cyber crime?'

Sir, sir, please don't do that

Sunny Leone 70GB

Maria Reshma Exclusive

I have a huge collection as cute as them

I know, that you have seen them all

Now what do you want me to do?

'Where are you guys now?'

We're on the highway

'Give me the exact location'

I can see a temple, quite far from here

'Keep left and you will find a barren land, come there soon'

We're on our way there

Buddy, drive down to that barren land

'With so much of pollution and hot sun, they could have rather sat inside'

If we knew that we will get caught in this manner, wouldn't have escaped

Shoot us down in Encounter

Leave alone Police, we won't escape even if we get caught by a security guard

Please forgive us

Hey, hey, hey

What did he do wrong?

He has acted in quite a few good films

Is it a crime, because he does everything required for a film

Or is it a crime, that he's been acting since childhood

He sang one song while he was a child, what was it?

"I'm a little star, I'll become a super star"

"I'm a little boy, but really a naughty boy"

I'll get pissed, if you sing out of sync

Sorry, sir

Now tell me

Why did you deceive that guy?

My mom, keeps saying

If you stand under the sun for long, you're bound to go mental

Really?

Sir, Sir, sorry sir

I can get that, you're talking about an actor

But can't catch, what you're talking about

Why did you guys release that beep song, and made him wander to cities?

Why?

Sir, Beep What is that Beep song?

Sir, they're acting

There can't be anyone without knowing that lyric

"Why the **** you're in love?"

They've released a new version of the same

What's the lyric for that?

It's that worse

Sir, we downloaded just like the others

Then deleted it, as it was not that great

We have no connection to that song

I know, that you're not connected to it

But, I will create a connection to it

That Beep song with new lyric...

...was re- released by you and I'll file a case on you

What will you guys do?

We can file a case on district basis

We have full support there

It was unintentional

Let's talk and sort this out Please forgive us and let us go

- What did you say? - It was unintentional

No, he said something after that

- He asked forgive us - He said something in between

He was the one who said you keep shouting at me

- Let's talk and sort this out - How long did it take?

2 hours, 10 minutes, 12 seconds

When you're caught by the Police, with liquor bought from Pondy

Let's talk and sort this out

To say this, it took 2 hours, 10 minutes, 12 seconds

You call yourselves, human beings?

What do you say when you see a Police?

Let's talk and sort this out

Sir!

How much do you need?

Sir, why don't we go to a corner

That's our tradition

Our culture

That's decorum

Point on

You were not brought up well, the parents are to be blamed

What kind of generation is this?

I'm scared looking at the current generation

It should be taught in every school, to respect the Police Department

I was under the impression you were a honest police officer

Why did you? My name is Manimaran

I have money in my name itself

If I don't then who else will

To be fair, you should give generously to the Police

Sir, please stop talking, We'll get your money, even if we had to beg

- Then beg, and give me Rs 50,000 - I was just saying

You follow these beggars If at all you guys fail to

Hey, cross talk

The case is still pending

If you don't come up with the cash

He will break your bones

Wow

Looking at you feels like Michael Jackson and Amy Jackson have come together

Yo, thank you

Can't you see, that he's lying

You both look like buffoons under this hot sun

Stop yapping and give us the cash

If you don't get the cash in 10 minutes, we'll strip you nude and count your moles

God save me! Please stop I'll arrange for it

Take your own time, but we will wait for a minute

How long have you been planning?

It wasn't planned, it was spontaneous

Moreover you said, this is the last party and we won't be coming back Pondy

Not that, how long have you been planning to ruin my life?

Devaraj, are you suspecting your Suriya?

Damn it, it's my wedding tomorrow

And I'm stuck with two scoundrels in middle of nowhere

I will...

I'll give you 5 days time

Scold me then, now we will escape

How can you be so cool

How are you planning to escape from them

You're lucky, I have money I've 72,000 in my account

I have the cheque book, shall we give them a cheque

They're asking for bribe how will they accept a cheque?

If not them, who else will

Trust me, believe me, follow me

- Just get it done - They're back after discussion

Let them come

Just one help

We don't have cash in hand

Can you take a cheque?

I was really cute as a baby

To save me evil eyes

They pierced your ear, you're trying to say-

Hey, won't you let anyone finish talking?

It's like, only you talk

The ear piercing ceremony was a small history in my life

You're not allowing to sing, neither finish a move

Just because, we demanded 50k, you take us for fools

- What do you say? - I'm with you

I will give a bearer cheque for 50,000

You can get spot cash

You don't even need an account number

You can just walk in to the bank and withdraw cash

The cheque is for 49,000 we will give 1000 in cash

There will be no need for a Pan Card

You don't have to take the cheque in your wive's name

- There won't be any income tax issues - What's your wife's name?

You said everything, why don't you find that out

The joke was good, please let me know her name

2 minutes

- Mayil - Maadu

My wife is been asking to buy a dozen of lade on OLx

Wit this money, will go to Saravana Stores and get brooms

Let's get this done with

This is the first cheque I have signed

Fill in your wife's name

First time in the history of Indian Police...

...we are the first policemen to receive a bribe through cheque

That's what you were trying to say

Amy Jackson & Michael Jackson

You should start your dance now Start dancing, come on start

- Mayil - What's it Maadu?

That boy, has some music sense in him

He's getting spoiled by his company

Dude, sooper

Buddy, you tried to smuggle liquor for 40,000

But ended paying 50,000

'God is there Kumaru'

Buddy, Priya is calling

Buddy, don't pick up the phone

Hello, Priya

'Hello, Kumar'

'You said will be coming for lunch'

'But failed to mention, on which day'

That's not it, the car had a flat Tyre

If I had said it, you would've scolded me

That's the reason I didn't mention it

'So you lied to me'

'My friends and relatives who came for lunch...'

'...have been asking where's my fiance and asking about you'

'What do you expect to tell them'

'You're partying in Pondy, with your friends'

It's not that Priya, I'll be there in an hour

I will be there soon, will get there and call you

'I'll tell you one thing, Kumar'

'I can sense that, you're not interested in the marriage'

'It doesn't feel right to me, you decide'

Priya, Priya, Priya Why did you pick the call, idiot?

Buddy, Nancy is calling

Please don't pick this call

'Hello, Kumaru'

Tell me

'When you were in love with me used to speak in a sweet tone'

'Since the break-up, you're becoming rude'

'Are you pissed that I had made fun of your to be bride'

I'm already in a bad mood, what is it tell me

'Nothing much, in Y Tamil Channel...'

'...the episode we were featured was re- telecast- ed'

- 'Did you see that?' - When was this?

As if it's important

Sending photos on WhatsApp

Updating status on Facebook

Then call up and refresh the old memories

Please stop doing this

Look here, I have no relation with you now

I won't call, and I expect you not to call as well

- Hang up the phone - Cut it, dude

'Kumaru, listen to what I have to say, Kumaru'

Did you see that?

One is trying to dominate you and you speak to her in a soft tone

Another is begging to talk to you, but you're being rude to her

This is what Na.Muthukumar had told earlier

Gumzaare

"If I flirt with her, she doesn't flirt with me"

"And when I don't flirt with her, she flirts with me"

"She tires me out, bit by bit"

"I've been begging, but she makes me wander"

"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"

"She's pelting stones with her eyes"

"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"

"If I flirt with her, she doesn't flirt with me"

"And when I don't flirt with her, she flirts with me"

"She tires me out, bit by bit"

"I've been begging, but she makes me wander"

"A flower had blossomed in my garden"

"Will that become a garland around your arms"

"The rain which I see through my window..."

"...will that sound be heard inside your heart"

"A single lion and two Deers..."

"...is stuck without it's conscience between the drapes of the saree"

"It's like a concert inside the Jungle"

"No matter which direction you turn to, will find kisses all over"

"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"

"She's pelting stones with her eyes"

"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"

"She rises the temperature, like the hot summer"

"And just like the cold rains in Kodai, she turns me on"

"Just like a Rose, in the pocket of a shirt..."

"...he has kept me close to his heart"

"Why don't you devour me, like you enjoy a popsicle"

"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"

"She's pelting stones with her eyes"

"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"

(Song from Idhaya Kamalam movie)

Hey, they doesn't know who we are Show them

Bump him, Bump him

Hey, who the hell are you?

Who issued a license to you?

Wait I'll take care of you, why is he driving like that?

He's doing that on purpose

Move away

- Hello - Hi dear

Hey, it's Manimaran

Last time you were pissed with me for not calling you dear

That's why I went straight to, Dear

Great, you will live longer

There's a truck driver, who trying to bump us

Let him know about our friendship and nab him at the next check post

I was the one, who sent him

SIR!

Mr.Sarakku Perumal, are you on the phone?

Manimaran sir, it's time

Shall I bump them off?

Sir it's getting late for the cargo to be delivered

For the deed you have done, you guys will come and see me with blood dripping

Perumal, will make that happen

Perumal, your time starts now

Sir!

He's back

Live prosperously, nick them a bit

Bump them

Bang them

Go faster, go

Bump them

Bump them Go to left

'Chennai-Pondicherry national highway Today evening 5.20'

Buddy, congratulate me

For what?

Because, this is my first accident

What's this, what is this?

When a truck hits a car at 140kmph, don't you think it should done more damage

Listen to me

He kills us with his words

Now he's come down in killing us by hired hand, lets escape from here

All this is because, we escaped earlier

No matter what it is, have to face it

That blood is not enough for me

It's a blunder, please forgive me

Hey, Manimara

He's calling you

- Bloody - Buddy

Don't, you haven't grown up to it yet

I know that too

But the situation is calling for action

Jesus

Please don't stop me

Okay Mr.God father, proceed

Yes I will

I will...

I will throw it to kill him

That's what I thought...

Even if there are 15 political parties

The one we take money from the first party...

...is who we cast our vote Isn't that the culture

You took a bribe for 50,000 and now you're trying to kill us with a truck

How can you call yourself an human being

I'm definitely a Human Being

But now he will tell you, what kind of fraud you are

Hey, remember the cheque you guys gave for 49,000

Yeah, so what?

I took that cheque and went to see my wife

But the work you both had done

God will definitely punish you for this

Don't know who to give the cheque, it's all women here

Great, let's give it to him

Move aside

Take this and leave

Oh Lord, please forgive us

You can leave now and can return after 45 years, if you're alive

I'll give you then

Are you trying to be funny?

It has 2061 instead of 2016

Do you get it now?

Oh no, fatty's body will become more stronger now

Should burn down your thoughts

And place a atom bomb in those ideas

My account does not have ant money

But will definitely earn in future, so was smart and changed the date on the cheque

Bloody, idiot

They're going to grill us like anything

What's the name of this Body?

This one is called Kumar

How did the death happen?

Due to blood clog died on spot

Died on spot!

This body is called Balaji

He doesn't have any injuries

But on hearing the news on the accident, he died due to heart attack

What does the post-mortem report say?

80% alcohol!

Cocaine & Weed 20%

Good, good

Okay, what will be the headline in newspapers from Chennai and Pondicherry?

A gore accident on the National Highway connecting Chennai-Pondicherry

Two youth have lost their lives

Do they have any connection to Al-Qaeeda!

Pondy pities...

...two youngsters have died

You had mentioned death, so they have been sacrificed

Is there a link to ISI?

How will it appear on TV?

Greetings, headlines for today

Chennai- Pondicherry connecting National Highway...

...witnessed a gore accident, which makes the biggest in Asia

To fill us in on the accident, our Chief reporter Kamal...

...will be joining us from Pondicherry

Kamal, are you in touch with us?

Yes, tell me Sowmya

Would you be able to elaborate on the accident?

Just like you said

The accident took place on the highway connecting Pondy-Chennai

The car was driven by a guy called Kumar

Hi body parts are scattered around the place

Hands and legs have been separated...

...and the brain is smashed

The guy who along with him was Balaji

There were no wounds on the body

But I think, he talks a lot

Just the mouth seems like has been cut and missing...

...and a team is looking for that

Okay Kamal, what are charges on those dead bodies

There are 3 charges filed on these dead bodies by Inspector Manimaran

One is drunken drive and speeding

The second is of smuggling exotic animals and drugs

The third one is for not wearing the seat belt

It's a shame

Once the commotion recedes we will talk more on this

Please be at a safe place, as you said the commotion is high

This is Kamal with cameraman Sakthi Saravanan from Pondy

Sports news is done, next is headline after a short break

I did tell her that she looks like goddess Andal

But she ran away crying from there

If you wish can hit me with that rod, but don't talk about this Ad

Give him one on his mouth

Sir, please go on

Sir, sir, sir...please sir

We're not the ones who roam around in cars, we use bikes

Let us go, we have lots of work

That's right, tomorrow is his marriage

That car also belongs to the bride

They're well off, will pay you as much you like

What did you say?

You will never listen to something once

Tomorrow is his marriage, will get paid how much ever you ask,and let us go

I didn't say anything in the middle

But you shouldn't use this and black mail us

We got a scapegoat now

It's a great opportunity for us

Judges your comments please

Just terrific

Dear!

It's 5:30p.m now

Before 5:30 next morning...

...get a sum of 3 lakh rupees

Only Cash

If you fail to do so

Your bad time will start

It has already started for us

Let me tell you what that is

I will come directly to your reception tomorrow

And will arrest you, him and the leader of the group...

...the one he's going to get married

He's talking about Priya

Priya is her name, a good one

He won't stop

I'll arrest you all...

...and will insult everyone and will stop the marriage

So

Tomorrow morning 5:30am

The sum of 3 lakhs

And your time starts now

You said you're careful, but have destroyed me

I will...

Brother

What's the difference between regular coffee and Kumbakonam Coffee?

If you drink it from regular cup, it's regular coffee

If it's Brass cup then Kumbokkonam coffee

You have let out the business secret, won't your boss mind?

I have resigned my job this morning

What are you going to do next?

He'll start from scratch

Are you doing a research on coffee?

Leave

Brother, all the best Do well, good luck

You're the root cause of this issue

First find a way to settle 3 lalkh rupees

Do it, settle it

Arranging 3 lakhs is a simple job for me

If I just drop one message in Virgin boys group...

...I'll have the cash in 5 minutes, ask how?

Because, I didn't make this group, this happened by itself

But I won't, ask why?

Why?

If I ask, and 10 people come forward to help...

...the rest who didn't get a chance, will pester me all the time

And that will make me feel guilty

- Call them - Okay, I'll call them

I'll call them

Hello buddy

Please put 10 guys from the Virgin Boys group on conference call

Sure, will do it right away

Self-gathered crowd

Hello...Hello...Hello

- Boys, shall we play a game? - Sure

On your side, you 10 are there...

...on my side it's just me

I'll be sending a account number in next 5 minutes

At a time, each one of you transfer 30,000 each

I'm waiting

It's not call waiting, I'm waiting

Hey, Rajesh

Hey, Murugesan

Rajasekar

Gopi

Venkatesh

T.Siva

Pandian

Hey, who’s that?

Hey, Jothi you too

What was the name of your crowd? was it called Useless??

I'm asking you

Tell me

All my friends are using Airtel, Vodafone, IDea and Aircel

Network went down for all at once, what could be the reason?

JIO!

A conspiracy by Ambani

Don't piss me off

I knew you can't even arrange a cent

This is my issue, I'll solve it myself

- Shall I sell my waistband? - Shut up

Hello Priya

Kumar, if you're not interested in getting married, let me know

For god sake, don't embarrass me behaving like this

I hid a truth from you

What is it?

Is your ex pregnant?

That's not it Priya, we met with an accident

Our Swift car bumped in to Audi

Accident, what happened to my car

The damage is in front or back?

Will it come under insurance category

I told her about the accident and she's worried about the car more

What kind of girl is she, haven't asked a word about me?

I understand, it's money

Priya, I'm in need of 3 Lakhs right away

Will you be able to arrange it?

I can't, you manage somehow

If you don't turn up on time, wedding will be canceled

Break that phone, break it in to pieces

Break it!

- Why did you pick it? - It's your mother

- Yeah, tell me mom - Did you eat?

I had food

Why do you sound low, is there any problem?

No, no problem

Dad is angry with you

- Please get back soon - I will come

Buddy

I have an idea

Try calling Nancy for help

I just insulted and hung up on her

How can I call her back

Buddy, Nancy is on the phone

Damn!

Hello Kumar

Please talk to her

- Kumar - Hello Nancy

Tell me Kumar

How come you have called this late?

I met with an accident

- A small issue - Are you fine?

Do you need cash?

She's ready to help

- I'm in need of 3 Lakhs - Okay

Share your location on whatsapp, I'll send the cash

Thanks Nancy

I don't know how I'm going to repay this favour

Thanks a lot Nancy

Thanks a...Nancy, Nancy

What's this Buddy?

The girl I'm going to get married is worried about the car, not me

But Nancy, is asking to share the location and will send the money

What's all this?

Buddy, I'm sure about one thing, will cancel this wedding...

I'm gonna get married to Nancy, even If I have to fall on her feet

How can I live with such a selfish girl

- Buddy, you're getting a call - Pick up

- Hello, who's this? - I'm father Francis

Tell me Father

Nancy, called and asked me to give 3 lakhs

That's right

- Where are you? - Kumbakonam coffee shop

If I come there will be late

Even if you come here it will be late

Ask for Doctor Bungalow and leave immediately

Sure Father, we will be there

Buddy, you do one thing

Call those constables to the bungalow

And asked them to collect it from there

So that we can leave from there

Already I sent the message

- They can't read messages - I sent them in Tamil

Come, let's leave

Feels good like you're getting a sandwich massage

Yes

Brother, thank you

I just asked address and you came and dropped us

That's great, you're like a god

"I don't have words to express my gratitude"

A human can thank another human, why are you thanking me?

Who is he? He seems weird

This happens to be Pondicherry border, that's why

Sir, for a moment, in the dark we thought it was a wild buffalo and a monkey

Bloody, he looks like a lizard stuck in powder, but mocks me

If we stoop to their level, people will laugh at us

First lets get the cash from them

Are you guys going to pay up, or I shall take something else?

Brother, don't get worked up

Father Francis, is on his way with 3 lakhs

You expect me to wait until your Father arrives from France by flight

He's not coming from France

His name is Francis Rajendran, and he's a church father

He'll be here in 10 minutes with the cash

Seems raining

It started to rain, let's get inside that bungalow

I ran during the training, after which now

I didn't run during the training as well

If we run, do we gasp for breath?

- Hey, Maadu this side - I'm coming, coming

It's pouring heavily

Hello, Father

'Son, I'm here'

'Where are you guys?'

It started to rain and we're at the bungalow behind to that place

'Old Bungalow, that's a haunted one'

Haunted Bungalow!

You can't getaway with ghost stories

Like you promised, ask that father to come and give the cash

We have been living with ghosts Where is he?

The money has arrived

It looks like a mortuary vehicle

He also looks like a dead body

Son, I'm father Francis

Sons, I can see two black creatures standing behind you

I think it's the ghost

Sorry Father, they're Police officers Mayil and Maada Swamy

They were too dark and ugly, so mistook them for ghosts

If you happen to go to Africa, even they will reject you for your color

Don't talk rubbish, I'm virgin father

Who asked your dad to come now?

Don't irritate

Sorry, Father

They say, the ghosts appear around 12 near this place

Come out soon

Is it 12 at noon?

It's midnight at 12, you idiot

Since when the ghosts have appeared during the day

Sons, please come out soon

Oh god, the gate is getting closed

It's closing up, damn it

Somehow try to hold on to the gate

Run faster!

Hey Maadu, run faster

Keep running

In the name of Jesus

Sorry, the local ghosts doesn't know English

In the name of Jesus

Save these children from the Satan

Why is he dancing like Anand Babu?

Is he really an Exorcist?

Or he's just managing, and have forgotten the spells?

Be careful, it might poke your mouth

Come...come Come soon

Jesus!

Father! Father!

Keep Coming Don't stop

- Come fast - Keep coming

Finally he's here

Son, I have a reputation of chasing 200 ghosts

But never saw such a violent ghost

Don't lie father

I'm not lying

Francis Rajendran_Ghost Rider That's my Facebook page please visit

Not able to see his face, and he wants us to check his Fb page

What's wrong with you, why do you have to mock him?

He's our only hope to get out of here

Hold my hand

Are we going to play a game?

I'm going to save you guys from dying

Hold my hand

I can't reach there, so hold here

I'll count to 1,2,3...

- Do we have to run once you say that? - No, all you guys have to jump

- Yes, Father - 1,2,3

Who was that?

Hey, who's that trying to be smart with me?

Do you know who I'm, will chop you off to pieces

I have chased 200 hundred ghosts

Nothing happened to you guys right?

Nothing happened

Only me, a slight leak of gas

No worries, that's nature

Everyone hold hands

Hold them, damn it

Ready?

'Dear!'

Shanti!

My love, you gave your life for me

You are still wandering like a ghost?

Shanti, she's my Shanti for sure

'It's me your beloved, Shanti!'

Shanti!

What happened, he just fainted

Damn, Father is down now

Father's car is here, there's cash in that

You guys take the cash, we'll take the car and leave

For the first time, Cross Talk have spoken right

Come on, lets leave this place soon

'I want my Francis to unite with me'

'I won't let anyone go, until my soul is put to rest'

Father has been haunted

Agreed!

I got it, let's leave

Are we going to play cricket?

From Chandramukhi till Conjuring...

...all the horror films have the same technique

What technique is that?

It can be chased away, only by talking to it

- But this ghost has gone to sleep - Will wake them and speak

- He will wake up eventually - Can't be waiting for that

We're going inside, will speak to the ghost

Will chase the ghost and then leave from here

Do you think, it's Gopinath?

Did that ghost of Shanti, take father inside the bungalow?

Lift that dress and see

'Hey!'

'Hey, don't let me here and go'

'Save me'

All the ghosts house, look the same

Brother, say something

- Is everything fine at home? - Which one?

I meant to say, speak to the ghosts

- How can I speak - Do mimicry

Mother

Hey Shanti, dear

It's me your love, who have come

Wondering why I'm calling you mother?

All women are mother to me

- Then men? - Hey!

I'll tell you a secret which no one is aware of

When I was little, I used to be a child

Then...

Just shut up, you're speaking nonsense

I'll sing now

Shanti, Shanti come dear

Villain of Baahubali is Kattapa

To you I'm your uncle

I'll buy you two ginger treats

Ginger treats...

Revering

You guys are being kiddish, with rhymes and mimicry

- Let me call out for her - Now it's impossible

I want to see Trisha Illana Nayathara Tamil film with my family

Are you coming, are you coming?

I like to watch the film 'Pencil 10 times

Are you coming? Are your coming?

'I won't come, you moron'

Shanti sister is here

Hey, that was me

Don't laugh too much, talk to the ghost

I should unleash my weapon now

- Buddy, please - No way, I will say that

- I beg you, please - I will definitely

The curse of Virgin boys, will haunt you Shanti

"Night's are a celebration"

"Days are meant for sleep"

"Night's are a celebration"

"Days are meant for sleep"

"This is our world"

"Our World"

"If you die today, the rituals happen the next day"

"That's how this world is"

"Quite a bitter truth"

"Don't scold others calling a skeleton"

"Dear"

"Once you die, even you're a ghost, so don't scream too much"

"If ghosts didn't have legs, will the sound of anklets heard"

"That was made up by someone else"

"Go, Dear"

"Night's are a celebration"

"Days are meant for sleep"

"This is our world"

"Our world"

"Don't get scared of the door, which swings due to breeze"

"Calling bell will ring too, don't go anywhere"

"You shouldn't go"

"Either it's good or when they get high, you're their company"

"Don't confuse yourself too much on that"

"Don't get fooled"

"Night's are a celebration"

"Days are meant for sleep"

"This is our world"

"Our world"

"If you die today, the rituals happen the next day"

"That's how this world is"

"Quite a bitter truth"

Don't leave me and go Save me...please

Brother, get 3 lakhs from him

Better you guys go and give the money to Manimaran

I don't wish to hang out anymore, with you guys

Sons, I have taken a grave risk to save your lives

Don't let this go out, I'm a Father at the Church

I don't think so, my own father would have helped me this much

But a as a church father, you...

Just like Mother Teresa, you're a Father Teresa

"We are the candles in the place of Church"

With this good heart, you're worthy to be at the level of Pope in the Vatican City

You should appear on Ashirvadam TV very often

God Bless You, my boys

- Father, father - What is it?

-The cash -You remembered

Sorry, I forgot

Son, the 3 lakhs will be short of 3750

- Father? - Please adjust with me

Did you buy hair oil for you?

"In the place of Church-"

"Oh my sweet moon-"

Father...!

We’re short of 3500, what do we do now?

He's not going to count every currency, I'll take care of it

Feels weird, he made me touch my own car, as if it's someone else

This car is yours only if you and Priya get married

What if the wedding is canceled

- Damn it - I was just kidding

Hey, I can hear 'Aluma Doluma' song

May be Anirudh and Andrea are dancing to it

- Andrea! - Anirudh!

(song from 'Vedalam')

There's Amy Jackson with Maimaran

Anyone who's fair is Amy Jackson to you

Ajith's song is over, now next is Vijay's song

(song from 'Jilla')

Sir!

Buddy!

Darling, you carry on I'll join you

Okay, dear

Sir

Please continue the dance, it was amazing to watch

There are two advantages of staying in Pondicherry...

...one is booze and the other one is settling down with a french girl

Where's the money?

Just like you had asked, we have your 3 Lakhs

Thank you

Hope you will not embarrass us by counting the cash

Sir, it's short by 3750

To make this happen itself was a grave task

It's a very small amount, so please adjust

You don't have adjust

After his marriage, it's mine

I will come down to Pondy for my bachelors party

And will get caught by you At that time take extra from me

Your face doesn't say that you'll get married

I can't take that risk

Take your keys

Thank you so much, Sir

Open your boot and get a bottle of Vodka and you can go

Hi Darling, hey darling senorita

Who is he?

Hey what's with the emotion?

Can't I win in love and life together?

Just, shut up and leave

Nancy!

Buddy, don't start your love story again

Then the auspicious time for wedding will be over, just thank her and leave

You were talking about an accident

Nothing happened to you right?

No, thanks Nancy

If at all you hadn't helped me...

You'll look smart, even when you have just woke up

But please don't go to the wedding like this

There's a Royal Salon, close by

At least get a facial over there

- it's 6:30 now - I love you Nancy

What?

I love you so much Nancy

Balaji

Sister, did you call me?

One minute

You must have a lot to talk

Just come here

Greetings, Nancy

What's the time?

6:37am

When is the auspicious time?

9:30am

After which the wedding night can be fixed at any time

Hey, just shut up

That's not it, Nancy

You don't know

The girl I'm getting married to, is more concerned about her car than me

I haven't seen such a selfish girl in my life

I don't like her

I'm going to cancel the wedding

Balaji

Did you guys wind up late at the party last night?

Can you smell the booze?

I'm not high and in full senses

I'll apologize to your father

I'll make my whole family convert to Christianity

I'll even convert him as well

I'll marry you, Nancy

I don't want that Priya, Nancy

Balaji

I don't know how to abuse and fight like he does

I'm so damn angry, that will slap him

But I'll have to suffer the pain

I can see that

For god sake take him from here

Hey Buddy

Before you get insulted by her slap, let's leave

Hey, leave me

I rather get insulted by my girlfriend than getting my life spoiled by Priya

Your wish, get insulted

Nancy, please tell me

Just listen to what I have to say

What I'm trying to say is...

Nancy...Nancy

Kumar, I just got out after prayer

Every thing will be fine in your life, hereafter

Do you still love me?

Yes I do, Nancy

Then for god sakes, please leave

Okay, Nancy I'll leave

Hey Buddy, let's leave

But one thing

I have a gut feeling that I can't live with Priya

If at all, I get divorced

Will you accept me?

Hey, do you see me as a back- up

So I'm an option to you

Hey Balaji, take him away

- Take him away - Taking him away

Buddy, let's leave

I want her, Please Nancy I don't want to leave

- I won't come with you - I'll get you another toy instead of her

- Nancy,Nancy,Nancy... - Buddy!

Everyone has a fantasy of Malar teacher and that is Sai Pallavi

But sometimes, we get like Shruti Hassan

Just like that, life has to move on

You don't have an option, Priya is decided for you

- Will he be on time? - He will be here

Priya!

Thank god

When you said, accident I was so scared

Thank goodness, nothing happened to the car

How much did the expense come up to?

It cam around 3 Lakhs, and my friends helped me with it

How much did spend on the service?

That came around 3500

Do you have a bill for that?

I have claim insurance for it

I forgot to take it, as I was in hurry

Make sure hereafter you get the bill once the service is done

Everyone is waiting for me at the make- up room, I'm leaving

Kumar!

And then, you're fine right?

Are you Okay?

What about me, I'm looking and feeling good

It's a lesson for you

Hereafter nothing should be done in a haste or last minute

That means, you shouldn't have kids withing 10 months?

Iyer is been waiting for us

- Kumar, Mani Uncle - Who Mani uncle?

Mani uncle

Hi!

Manimara

Why did you come here?

How do you know him?

How do I know him?

Yes

He's Mr Manimaran

He's my Dad's cousin

He's really disciplined, honest and sincere police officer

We can't find another like him in Tamilnadu Police department

Such a gem of a person

He's my role model, God Father and everything

I like him a lot

Let me introduce him to you

Why can't we get introduced after first night

What has that got to do with introduction

Come

He's from the groom's side

Hey Priya, I have an upset stomach

- Give me 2 minutes, I'll be back - Just say a Hi and then leave

Priya, let me go and come, understand

What If I poop, while meeting him

Disgusting, go Kumar

Thank God

Hey, where are you going?

- Hello uncle, how are you - I'm good, I'll just come

Kumaru, you look so handsome dear

Wait for a moment aunty, I'll come back

Hey, where are you going?

Oh god

Oh no, he came

Sir, Sir

Sir, why are you coming from bathroom

You're Taminadu Police

You can come from anywhere

Sir, I was not aware that you were Priya's relative

Never expected you'll be coming to my wedding

I beg you

For god sake, don't tell anything about the liquor matter to Priya

I lied to her saying that the car met with an accident

If only she comes to know

Just like an FM update, she will repeat it daily and insult me

What are you looking at, If you want I'll be at your feet

Hey, hey, hey...

Sir

Go back two steps

Why is that?

You just step back, I'll tell you

Oh god, why are you crying?

- What's this? - If you want I'll be at yours

What's happening, why are you falling at my feet?

What's happening?

You're crying like a small kid, whose chocolate has been snatched

I'm not able to, dear

You saw me with a foreigner in Pondicherry, remember?

Yes I do, she was a looker...

...like Angelina Jolie

She's not Angelina Jolie

She's Pondicherry Parimala

What, Pondicherry Parimala?

The name and the looks doesn't match

Is that what's important now

I'm sorry, don't get upset over this

Look here, this Aluma Doluma

Singara Mani

Don't mention any of this to Priya

Just like you said, she's a big mouth and can't keep a secret

She'll add more spice to the matter and spread across the town

If only my wife comes to know

I'm so done

Will it become a big issue, if she comes to know

Is she that dangerous

You don't know about her

To look, she's like a wrestler and when she speaks you can't bear it

She's somewhat like lady Marc Anthony

Last time, I got caught with a local lady

She thrashed me inside the room

If she comes to know this time, it's a foreigner...

...she'll chase me on the road and hit me

- So Sad - Don't say anything to her

Sir, I wont tell her I swear I won't

Don't sit with my topic, at your first night If you didn't have any

There's no room for talk at first night, I will be straight to the point

Then MrManimaran

What about the 3 lakhs?

I will get someone just like you, once I do will transfer it to you

Shall we have a deal?

Deal Okay

You shouldn't utter the liquor matter to Priya

I won't utter a word

And I won't tell Priya about the Parimala in Pondicherry

You won't right?

Promise?

Promise!

Mother Promise?

Mother Promise, I even crossed it

Phew!

Sir!

What happened?

The money which we gave you at the guest house

And the the dance with Parimala has been captured by my friend on his phone

Why did he take the video?

How did you manage?

If in case, he threatens us in the future

I'll then upload it you tube

Just to upload on You Tube

Why are you giving me a shock now

My wife will spoil my image, job will be lost and I'll be in Puzah Jail

I'm not used to the Indian style toilets

Don't get tensed

What do you expect, wonder what else he has on the phone

I'll make sure everything is on my phone and is deleted on his phone

- Is that fine? - Will he listen to you

He will, because he's my slave

- Sir - Yeah

Can you please put that on speaker

- Hey Buddy - Tell me Kumaru

I just reached 4th round, why have you been disturbing me

It's not about that

I won't come to your wedding and won't see yourself destroyed

- Hey buddy - Yeah

We recorded a video to destroy Manimaran, remember

That's an awesome video, whenever I'm in mood, I watch that

You sent them all to my phone through whatsapp and delete it on your phone

Why is that, you don't like me being happy

I don't know where is that video

Whatever video you shot, please send them to my phone and delete it on yours

Okay, I will send them all

Okay

Will he send it?

He will send it

We will get it now

What if he forgets, as he is high

Sir!

Give it to me

Deleted

Oh, God

Sir, don't get tensed

It's time for tying the know, that's why they're calling me

Sir, courage is nothing but acting like you don't fear

Keep talking, it's your time now first go and open the door

Priya

Come in

I lost track of time, speaking to him

I've forgotten about the marriage itself

Such an interesting person you know

Is that so?

Why are you giving me that look?

The mustache is missing, not an issue Can be gown back

She use to like mustache a lot when she was a kid

Hello, Madam

Sir, was talking a lot about you

- Am I right? - Yes, was giving him tips

What happened to you?

Is your stomach upset?

When I'm there at home, you need another woman

What's happening here?

As it is other woman is wrong, and you sang and danced with her

I will thrash you

Give him nicely

You will not prosper in life

Does it look like we are shooting a film

- Save me - I am coming

Hello, madam...

Just because you're wife of a Policeman, you'll hit a officer

Not only Police, I'll thrash you too, wanna see

- Please continue - Why do you...?

Give him nicely, don't leave him

You come out, I will take care of you there

I'll gather everyone, and Insult you in front of them

- It has happened without knowing - Aunty, don't leave him

What are you doing?

What happened? Why is she so violent?

I never pecked Mani uncle to be such a cheapo

I had so much respect for him

What did he do?

He's got a mistress

Mistress?

That too a foreigner

A Foreigner

How did you come to know about it?

Someone sent a video through a whatsapp group

In the name of being cautious, he's screwed it up

Oh, Shit

Hello, why are you reacting so much?

Don't know who to trust in this world now

What kind of world are we in

More than living in this world...

Don't take this to your mind

As far as we're good it's enough

It's almost time for the wedding, let's go

There's a video on whatsapp

Is this a time to speak over the phone

Why are your irritating me with it

Just have a look

'But one thing'

'I have a gut feeling, that I can't be happy with Priya'

'If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?'

He made me into the trouble

'Hey, do you see me as a back-up, and you have me as your option'

'Balaji, what is he talking about'

'Take him from here'

Don't show this to anyone

'It's getting late for the ceremony'

- What happened? - Video Games

Hey, Priya have a look at this video

I'll watch it after the wedding

Watch it now

How can I watch it now?

Just watch it

Watch it

'But one thing'

'I have a gut feeling, that I can't be happy with Priya'

'If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?'

'Hey, do you see me as a back- up, and you have me as your option'

'Balaji, what is he talking about'

'Take him away'

'I never seen such a selfish girl in my life'

'I don't like her Nancy, I'm going to cancel the wedding'

Beat the drums

Please give that to me

Beat the drums

What is she doing?

What happened Priya?

Divorce will only happen, if we get married

What if the wedding doesn't happen

That video is a fake, Priya

Wedding is canceled Kumar

Priya, what I'm trying to say is...

You're such a loser Kumar

Priya!

Stop

Hey, what is all this?

Even she left me, dad

He should not be let go so easily

Should be booked under Gunda Act

'I request our respected Chief Minister to indulge in this case...'

'...and I believe she will show me a ray of hope with justice'

Madam, are you love or arranged marriage?

My mom said no But I loved this man

Hey!

Who are you?

Why did you bring me to this situation?

What wrong did I do?

No Vehicle registration papers, No license...

...or any silly reason, I didn't charge you for any such stuff

You guys were carrying illegal liquor

I asked for a bribe, with pride

I did, what everyone does

You brought me to the streets

How many children do you have?

Sir, the one day match you had with that white lady in Pondy...

I asked my friend to send it to my WhatsApp

But he sent it to WhatsApp group

WhatsApp group?

How many are there?

There are 256 members in that group

More than that are not allowed

256 Members!

Look at my wife

Tomorrow all the leading TV channels...

...will have a special program on this matter

It'll go like this, "Khakee Shirt...

...and Dancing beauty" They'll rip me apart

I curse you that your marriage will be canceled

Sir, It has been canceled

He sent another video of mine in the group as well

Even my marriage is canceled

Canceled?

Who is that?

- Where is he? - I'm searching for him as well

Hey, buddy

Change the catering service

When asked for peanuts, he said no

Then asked for a sweet said no

I'm your best friend and he's refusing to give me food

Do we need those caterers? You tell me brother

Hey, he looks like Manimaran

That's great, how did you come here Manimaran

Why the **** you came here, why the **** you came here?

Now that you have come, there's just one peg available

After that drink

Is it going to be Aaluma Doluma or Jingalamani Jingalamani Touch one finger

You pick one finger

You pick buddy, please do...

Beat him

'Few Days Later'

Twinkle, Twinkle little Star Go and meet our Sir

How many of you are there?

Who is your Sir?

How I wonder, what you are There he's standing our Sir

Sir, the build up is done Now you can turn around

Entering the airport with shirt buttons open

Tried to board the flight with a beard

Moving to abroad, without proper age proof

I'm booking you under 18 sections and 36 cases...

...with which we will block all the possible ID's issued by the Government

You're under arrest

Sir, was saying that he's going to arrest you in English

Hello, I know English

You both are talking rubbish

And I'm being silent about it

Hey, who are you?

Karthik Kumaru, Inspector of Police

Karthik Kumar?

This name doesn't give that Police officer feel

Sethupathi, Anbu Selvan, Paneer Selvam...

...Aruswamy, why is that these are considered as name for Police officers

Why not Karthik, Ramesh, Suresh, Rajesh...

...can't they be Police officers

This is totally unfair

Okay, leave the name factor

When I look at you, it doesn't give the feel of a Policeman

Even you look like a sparrow

Pasupathy, check his bag to see if he's carrying alcohol

Sir, I'm on a fast and can't touch the liquor bottle

End your fast and I'll take care of you

How do I make this kid understand

Crisp haircut, twirly mustache...

...pretentious built body these are not required to be a Police Officer

Don't make me give out one liners

Sir, Sorry sir

Whatever it is, let's talk and sort it out

To talk and sort things, it's not a Panchayat

- Pasupathy - Shall I get a mug

You're fit for that

Sir!

What?

Hey, are you one of them?

No

Son, this is not right

And it's illegal in our country

Hail the lord

What are your expectation, let me know?

50 Sovereign Gold, 10 Lakhs in cash and a car for the groom

Marriage expenses should be borne by you

What do you think of me?

If I ask, or If I don't I get jacked both the ways

I though only women were a problem in my life, but now Police are too

Bomb!

Where? It's nothing, come here

It's that roof

How many times, will I repeat the same thing

Chennai Airport's roof has fallen once again for 76th time...

...and one is injured

And that's me

Hello

Sir, is the Admin of "Buddy, let's crack a peg" WhatsApp group

He's part of "Virgin Boy Group"...

I asked you to die, why haven't you, why don't you die

Brother, please calm down

Just like how you are friends with Balaji

He's my friend too

He called me and asked to...

...stop you from boarding the flight

Hey, what's your problem?

Leave me in peace

I told Nancy, that you're leaving

She left everything and came for you

What are you saying?

Where's Nancy

I can hear music

Nancy

Brother, you guys propose to each other, hug and kiss it out...

...meanwhile we will go and get a selfie stick

Let's go buddy

You shouldn't stare like that, when you're fasting

Oh, sorry

"All the streets you have wandered..."

"...I've always been there"

"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"

"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"

"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"

"Wonder who gave birth to you?"

Guys who are better than us will leave us

And the ones who are below us, we will leave them

Our height, weight and status,...keeping that in mind we find a guy

Then look for if he's got a close cousin

Hey, get lost

- Hey, get lost - Hey, get lost

Hey, get lost

To be honest, you should belong to the working class from villages

Precisely, you should be selling fruits on a local train

Give me a hug

- Give me a hug - Give me a hug

Give me a hug

This will be my first selfie on this selfie stick

How do you expect us to take a selfie

If we pull it like this, we can

Come on, let's take a Selfie

Frame looks good, If at all Priya is here it would have been great

Who's Priya?

You don't know right?

She's Admin of Virgin Girls group Admin, I'll give you an intro

Really?

Is she there on whatsapp group?

Bye

This is why, I asked you to be away from him

I didn't say anything, he did

Don't get angry

Priya, Priya

No...no, Nancy, Nancy

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy...

I said Nancy

Nancy

That's it