Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

[CAP POPS]

[LIQUID POURS]

[SLURP]

[KEY WINDING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[SCREAMING]

[EXPLOSION]

[LAUGHTER]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[SIREN WAILING]

[♪♪♪]

MAN 1: [ON RADIO] So what do you think about the election?

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] Well, I think Rich Cash is going to win most definitely.

MAN 1: [ON RADIO] [INDISTINCT SPEECH]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

MAN 3: Oh!

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] Rich Cash is[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

MAN 1: [ON RADIO] Yeah.

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] [INDISTINCT SPEECH]

Hmm.

Little glittery box.

Are we celebrating? Hmm?

-Um... -Is my brother dead?

Well, sir, the, uh...

Did they kill him? Where are they?

Uh, that's them, sir.

What's left of them.

MAN 3: [SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

If elite team could not kill him, who can?

We sent everyone.

Well, not everyone, sir.

[SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

I'm not that desperate.

We still have time before election.

Of course, sir. My apologies...

It's just that you've been watching that tape a lot lately.

-I just thought-- -What tape?

I don't know this tape.

I don't watch.

Leave me, I have business!

Of course, sir.

I'm sorry.

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] Well, what do you think about Rich Cash?

MAN 1: [ON RADIO] Well, I'm more interested in his brother,

Buck Cash, who's running against him.

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] Do you think that he can win with that hideous face scar?

Well, maybe.

But the people, on the other hand,

have other ideas, because he is not a winner!

MAN 1: [ON RADIO] You have convinced me,

Rich Cash will win and Buck will lose.

MAN 2: [ON RADIO] Yes, of course!

There's no chance in hell

that Buck Cash will ever win this election.

BUCK: [SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

[STATIC]

[♪♪♪]

♪ From the start, he was a star ♪

♪ Shining like a shining star

♪ When in need, you'd say the word ♪

♪ And he would come to save the world ♪

♪ Tell him what to do

♪ And he will see it through

♪ All he's ever known is glory and fame ♪

♪ All over the globe they're chanting his name ♪

♪ All around he searched for love ♪

♪ Then turned around and there she was ♪

♪ So came the part of the montage ♪

♪ Where he wore her white corsage ♪

♪ He was fairly sure

♪ He'd one day lay with her

♪ While he missed his wife, he lived for his cause ♪

♪ Only for his partner, that line would be crossed ♪

You did it!

♪ He'd been gone for many years ♪

♪ When he came home to find her there ♪

♪ Although he was so proud of her ♪

♪ Being there did not occur ♪

♪ He may drink all day

♪ But that's to celebrate

♪ Drinkin' is okay when you save the day ♪

♪ Never learned to cope with rings in his face ♪

♪ He is tough and very strong

♪ Take it from his intro song

♪ He's so brave he never cries ♪

♪ Never even hurts inside

♪ Every other year, a daughter disappears ♪

♪ Will he face his fears or drown them in more beer? ♪

[SCREAMS]

♪ He keeps crossing the line

♪ He keeps crossing the line

♪ He keeps crossing the line

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[MAN BURPS]

MAN 4: Marriage is like cutting your arms off.

First one's the easiest.

Jeez, man.

How many divorces are you going through?

[MAN BURPS]

In the name of the wee man! You're Guy Manley!

You're my favorite spy!

[SHUSHES]

Secret, it's not me.

It's really you!

It's an honor, Mr. Manley.

I'm Lewis!

[GRUNTS]

Oh, thank you, Lewis.

You're a nice boy.

[AIR KISSES]

[GUY BURPS]

No, I'm another Guy.

I-- I have a wife.

Alright, don't worry.

I won't tell anyone.

But just between you and me,

I do a bit of espionage meself.

So if you ever need help on a mission maybe I could...

What am I saying?

Stupid.

Why would you ever need my...

But, just in case!

That's me number on the napkin, so just call whenever--

Or-- or don't.

I don't know.

[CHUCKLES]

Uh, no.

No.

Alright, I'll be off then.

[GUY GRUNTS]

Guy Manley. What a legend!

[GRUNTS]

[BURPS]

[GROANS]

[BURPS]

[♪♪♪]

[BURPS]

Those kids were dead long before I shot them, officer.

What are you up to, Mr. Manley?

I hope you're enjoying retirement.

Oh! Hello, Buck.

What do you want, marriage counseling?

Niet.

GUY: [ON PHONE] Understandable.

My marriage actually went really, really bad.

[GRUNTS]

BUCK: [ON PHONE] Right.

Anyway, I did not just call for nice little chitchat.

In fact, I have a big concern.

And I might just need you back at work.

[GRUNTS]

Would it be possible to talk in person?

Well, sure.

Oh!

It's about my brother Richard.

Oh, Rich Cash!

[CHUCKLES]

The big R?

Sure.

Rich Cash for mayor,

the Cash brother you can count on!

Only he won't be our next mayor.

Ah!

I will.

Oh.

Because you are going to kill him before election.

I see. And hear.

You're my very last option.

Kill Rich Cash after the election.

Got it!

Before the election!

It's in 30 days, a month from now.

Which gives you plenty of time.

And I don't care how you do it.

Rip his heart out, shove it down his throat.

I just want my brother dead!

Fine, I'll do it.

Don't you want to know what's in it for you?

Yeah. Yeah, I really do.

Hmm. Five--

Deal.

Million dollars.

This is going to be extremely dangerous.

You will need to be in top shape for this.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

I'm ready.

I'm ready to get Cash!

[SIGHS]

Don't let this be a mistake.

But first, I need a drink.

[SPITS]

[GROANS]

No drinking on job!

Not a drop until mission is over!

What about water?

I'll die.

Just...

Just stay sober.

Don't let me down, Mr. Manley.

[FLAME ROARS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[JET PACK WHOOSHES]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Danger, danger

[CROWD CHEERING]

♪ Danger, danger, yeah

♪ That's right, baby

♪ Watch out, he's a dangerous man ♪

♪ Getting in danger whenever he can ♪

♪ When you're in trouble, call for his help ♪

♪ Just know he's mostly a danger to himself ♪

♪ Guy Manley back to save the day ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley does anything that pays ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley, that's his actual name ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Ain't afraid of no

♪ Danger, danger

♪ That's right

♪ Danger, danger, yeah

♪ Alright now

♪ Danger, danger

[VEHICLES HONKING AND DOG BARKING IN BACKGROUND]

[GULPS]

[GRUNTS]

[BURPS]

[BOTTLE RATTLES AND CAT SHRIEKS IN BACKGROUND]

[♪♪♪]

[VEHICLES WHOOSHING AND HONKING IN BACKGROUND]

Well, I haven't had a drink in minutes!

[SHUTS BRIEFCASE]

One drink please.

You got it, Guy Manley.

Oh, just a reminder though,

there's an Election Day event tomorrow night.

So if you wanna watch the results live,

I mean, this is the place to be.

Tomorrow?

I'll be here.

[SLURPS]

Tomorrow?

[CLOCK TICKING]

It's in 30 days, a month from now.

Which gives you plenty of time.

I...

Are-- are you okay?

I forgot to kill somebody.

Gotta go!

Wait.

What the fuck am I doing?

What would Jésus do?

[♪♪♪]

It's all your fault.

Your fault.

[PANTS, WHIMPERS]

[♪♪♪]

[SOBS]

[♪♪♪]

If this is what being sober feels like,

I give up.

[YELPS]

[SNIFFLES]

What's this?

One, two, three.

Yeah. Numbers!

Wait...

If you ever need help on a mission...

I do need help on a mission.

How do you get a hold of you?

That's me number on the napkin, so just call whenever...

The number on the napkin!

It's right there!

Just call the bloody number you doolally spunk trumpet!

Oh!

Alright, it's Lewis.

Help!

[GASPS]

Mr. Manley?!

Finally!

[♪♪♪]

[LEWIS GASPS]

[♪♪♪]

Yahtzee.

[DOOR CREAKS]

[CROWD CLAPPING AND CHEERING]

Oh. Ugh!

My God!

Guy Manley!

Come in, you cook!

[DOOR CREAKS]

GUY: Oh!

What do you need help with? What's the big mission?

I'm ready for anything!

[YELLS]

I've been preparing my whole life for this.

I'm going to kill Rich Cash.

[CHUCKLES]

Right, kill Rich Cash of Cash Enterprises,

the most powerful man in the city?

Oh, kill Rich Cash of Cash Enterprises,

the most powerful man in the city.

It has to be done before the election tomorrow.

The mission was given to me by his brother,

Buck, who's running against him.

And, um, one more detail.

I have to kill him by ripping his heart out

and shoving it up his ass or something.

Uh...

Well, that's what Buck said.

But why?

Sibling rivalry, I don't know.

I just do what I'm told.

[GRUNTS]

Alright, let's get to work I guess.

First, we need to find out the amount of guards,

their shifts, their weapons stashes,

IPv6 addresses.

Jesus Christ, Lewis, you're hackin' away!

You wouldn't happen to have anything to drink, would you?

Windows! Breakable Windows!

May the ethernet have mercy on my sweet digital soul

and some other stuff as well.

Ah, there it is.

Cash Tower.

My cousin Peter works there.

I'll try to get a hold of him.

We need to know all possible entryways.

If there are any.

[♪♪♪]

[EAGLE SHRIEKING]

[♪♪♪]

We got him, Richie.

He was hiding under some corpses in the salary negotiation room.

[SCOFFS]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[TYPING]

[BUTTON BEEPS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[WHIMPERS]

[♪♪♪]

[DOOR SLIDES]

[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

Get out of here, get out of here.

[MAN PANTS]

RICH: Oh, God.

Indeed, my dear Patrick.

I am disappointed.

Well, I'm so sorry, Mr. Cash, it won't happen again!

RICH: You're right. It won't.

This is a serious workplace!

I take this job very seriously.

I really do.

RICH: Then how do you explain these buttons?

I know, I'm sorry.

I've just been a bit distracted since the death of my...

[WATERS SPLASHES]

[GROANS]

Cash Enterprises is a serious business

and does not tolerate individual wardrobe alterations.

[SWITCH FLICKS]

PETER: I'm so sorry, Mr. Cash.

I really am.

[SHUSHES]

[KISSES]

I know you are, Patrick.

It's Peter, sir.

[GROANS]

[SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]

[PANTS]

[SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]

GUARD 1: Back to work.

[TYPES]

[RICH SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND]

[PRESSING KEYS]

[RICH SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]

[♪♪♪]

[SCRUNCHES]

MAN 5: 44380, general surgery. 44380.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

MAN 6: Manley!

WOMAN 1: I think I should call him Guy Manley.

No.

No, Manley, I love you! I love you!

[GUN SHOTS]

LEWIS: Manley! Manley!

[SCREAMS]

Are you alright, Mr. Manley?

You've been screaming for hours!

I was just sobering up.

I did some work while you were sleeping.

[♪♪♪]

Nice.

Oh, I just did a bit of research.

What did you find out?

Uh, apparently, he started out by selling plums

that he took from his neighbor's yard.

His mother never forgave him.

Mother.

Plums.

I get it.

Of course!

That was before Cash Enterprises,

you know, the biggest company in the freaking galaxy.

He's not your average plutocrat.

He's done music,

TV shows,

pornography,

video games,

calendars,

and now he's about to be mayor!

No. He's about to be dead.

Right, about that.

The specific execution method you mentioned...

I thought this might help.

I call it a heart extractor.

It extracts hearts.

It is one-use only,

so don't go fiddling with it willy-nilly.

Alright. How do I get to him?

Well, reportedly, he hasn't left his impenetrable fortress,

Cash Tower, for over a decade,

and the safest way in, or well, the way you are going to take

is through the sewer.

What are you saying, you idiot?

I can't fit down a goddamn toilet!

You won't have to.

There's an entrance by the river just 20 minutes from here.

Take my car and drive responsibly!

I'll guide you through this earpiece

and give you the rest of the information

on the way.

There's no time to lose.

Alright, you got your heart extractor,

you got your gun, and, um...

Oh!

And some extra bullets.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just that my parent died from bullets.

I'm sorry.

No.

No, I don't have time to get into my backstory now.

It's too sad.

You're right.

I should get going.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

♪ ...save the day

♪ Guy Manley does anything that pays ♪

LEWIS: [ON EARPHONE] Manley, hello.

Manley, hello?

He's just in my head.

He's not real!

LEWIS: [ON EARPHONE] I'm real, Mr. Manley.

It's me, Lewis, remember?

Lewis!

You have to help me kill Rich Cash,

it's my only way of getting those $5 million.

What $5 million?

What?

What?

Uh, w-- what...

Money.

...are the five worst things about Rich Cash?

Um, the five worst things?

Well, he's CEO of the company

behind some of the worst human rights violations

in recent history.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

LEWIS: [ON PHONE] Yeah,

many of those protesters probably work for him.

They fear what will happen if he gets elected.

They'll spend their lives in jail for wanting to be free.

Poor bastards.

Mm, yeah, those bastards.

The working conditions for his employees

are reportedly horrible.

That's horrible.

And the worst thing is, he--

That smell!

[TIRES SCREECH]

That horrible, horrible smell.

I'm back at your place!

Huh, I've been driving in circles.

Uh, actually, you're at the sewer entrance,

Manley.

You sure?

Alright, good.

What now?

[GRUNTS]

Let's see.

Uh, there's two guards at the entrance.

You need to take them both out quickly

before they can warn the others.

Damn, this is some good ravioli!

Yeah, I guess.

Something wrong, kid?

I'm just nervous. It's my first day.

Don't you worry, kiddo.

Nothing ever happens around here.

You'll be fine.

Well, okay.

[MUNCHES]

[GUNS SHOTS]

[SCREAMING]

What the-- you were my friend!

[SCREAMING]

No, please! I have a family!

[CRIES]

[GUNSHOT]

LEWIS: [ON PHONE] Okay, now,

there are too many guards in there

to take them all at once.

So, you'll have to get past them unnoticed.

So, don't use the door.

[EXPLOSION]

[GUARDS GROANING]

♪ Guy Manley

[GUNSHOTS]

♪ Watch out, he's a dangerous man ♪

♪ Getting in danger whenever he can ♪

♪ When you're in trouble, call for his help ♪

♪ Just know he's mostly a danger to himself ♪

LEWIS: Ah, there he is.

Guy Manley.

♪ His charm and swagger is unparalleled ♪

♪ The ladies simply cannot control themselves ♪

♪ Guy Manley back to save the day ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley does anything that pays ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley, that's his actual name ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley, ain't afraid of no danger ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ That's right

♪ Ooh

♪ Ooh

♪ Oh, yeah

GUY: Oh, yeah!

[FIRING]

[GROANS]

♪ Danger

[GUNSHOTS]

GUARD 2: No. No.

♪ Guy Manley, now he's back in the game ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley lights up the whole place ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley, he's all money and fame ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley ain't afraid of no danger ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah

[GUARD YELLING]

LEWIS: Now that's the Guy Manley I wrote my thesis about!

[GROANS]

Lot of feces about, for sure.

It's a sewer, after all.

[CHUCKLES]

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[CAMERA BEEPING]

GUARD 3: Oh, shit!

[CAMERA CLICKS]

Well, my foremost campaign promise

is to make everyone rich.

But not as rich as me of course.

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[ALARM RINGS]

It's quite alright, gentlemen, settle down.

Oh.

We got an RP11 delta5 at the cloaca passage 12A.

Manley?

[BOTH GASP]

RICH: Guy Manley.

I thought he retired!

Uh...

Pfft!

[LAUGHS]

Oh, my brother.

He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

This is huge.

Tony!

Initiate 5987

46BBBBBBB

BBBB1.

VOICE ASSISTANT: [ON TABLET] Access denied.

I can't.

All the automatic turrets are malfunctioning.

Well, then.

Send subject one to room two.

[TABLET BEEPS]

As I was saying,

all those children are alive and well.

You know how parents lie for attention.

[LAUGH TOGETHER]

[GUARD GROANING]

What is the code?

LEWIS: Just a second.

I'm working on it.

[DATA BEEPING]

No, I'm working on it.

Give me the code!

[GUARD GROANS]

GUARD 4: Okay, okay. 5...

[GUARD GROANS]

That's just one number!

Give me the whole code!

GUARD 4: 5 2...

[GUARD GROANS]

What is code?

GUARD 4: What?

Spill it!

GUARD 4: The code. It's, uh...

Code!

[GUARD GROANS]

LEWIS: I got it!

[GUARD GROANING]

GUARD 4: No, no, no, no, no! [INDISTINCT YELLING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[♪♪♪]

[LID SQUEAKS]

[LID SHUTS]

Hey, Lewis.

Uh, I think I killed them all.

With my gun.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Time to reload, Manley.

There's another guard coming!

Uh, I can't.

I threw away those extra bullets you gave me.

Ma...

Uh, it just got me thinkin' about my parents.

How they died.

I know, Manley, but, uh...

Wipe that that tear from your cheek, sweet boy!

It was years before I was born.

Manley, there's another guard coming around the corner.

A guard.

A friend.

You never know what's around the next corner in life.

Manley, he's coming!

[SCREAMS]

[GUNSHOTS]

GUARD 5: Little man, Mr. Cash wants you to leave now.

Enough blood has been spilled.

Who are you to call me little man?

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well--

[GROANS]

Oh, wooh!

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

Ah yes!

[GROANS]

Oh!

[GROANS]

Come on, Manley!

You can do it!

[GROANS]

♪ Danger

♪ Danger, danger

♪ Danger

♪ Danger, danger

[SCREAMS]

Huh, throwing me, are we?

♪ Danger

[SCREAMS]

I knew you'd be here.

When in doubt, you skate it out.

Godspeed, Man-Thor.

[♪♪♪]

[GROANING]

♪ Danger

[RETCHING]

[♪♪♪]

[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

Yeah.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[ARROW WHOOSHES]

Oh!

[THUD]

Did you win?

Not until I rip Rich Cash's heart out,

shove it up his ass.

[CHUCKLES]

Shove it right up there, Mr. Manley.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to using this thing.

[SCREAMS]

GUARD 5: You piece of child!

[CHOKING]

I can't watch this.

[GUY CHOKING]

Ooh!

[WHIRS]

Uh-oh.

[THUD]

You knew it was one-use only, Manley.

It was crucial to the mission!

So is my life.

We're in a pepper pickle now.

I'll see what I can do!

[BANGING HAMMER]

[TAPE WHIRRING]

What in the diggory damn!

[PRESSES KEYS]

[DATA BEEPING]

RICH: A heart extractor!

The rejected one-use model.

[TONY CHUCKLES]

Oh, yeah.

The one that smelly intern designed.

Yeah.

What was his name again?

La-- Ludovic?

Ludovic Miller?

Lewis!

Lewis Milton!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lewis.

So he is the one guiding this little sewer rat.

That explains the turrets.

You know what to do.

[YELLS]

[COCKS GUN]

TONY: The mission, destroy Lewis Milton.

Make it hurt.

Make it lethal.

Make that stinky little bitch cry.

[♪♪♪]

[VAN WHOOSHES]

[GATE RATTLES]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[♪♪♪]

[BEEPING]

[ALARM RINGING]

LEWIS: In...

...the...

...name...

...of the wee man!

Manley, we've got a bit of a situation!

Calm down, Lewis.

What's on your mind?

I'm surrounded. They found me.

Damn, Lew.

[GUNSHOT]

It's been a pleasure, though.

What?

[GUNSHOT]

Just blow yourself up, man.

Oh.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[GUNSHOT]

Nah, I'm just kidding, Lewis.

You're a brainy boy.

You got this.

[EXPLOSION]

Oh, don't hang up, Lewis! I'm just smacking your sausage!

Hello?

I don't have time to goof!

[GUNSHOTS]

[BANGS DESK]

Ah!

[GULPS]

[GROANS]

The automatic turret system

keeps malfunctioning in every room Manley walks into.

Even though this Ludwick Milton's character

has been taken care of!

I'll say it again.

Can't trust that tech shit, man.

You're the one in charge of that tech shit, man.

Yeah. I'm sorry, boss. I'll look into it.

Never mind.

Just switch turret F26 to manual.

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

RICH: This is not how I thought I was gonna spend my election day.

But I guess I'm about to kill Guy Manley!

Kill Guy Manley.

[ECHOING] Kill Guy Manley.

This is your safe mode on.

Kill Guy Manley.

[TRIGGER CLICKING]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[TRIGGER CLICKING]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

Boom! Clean shot, Richie!

[EXPLOSION]

[GASPS]

RICH: Why did you do that, Tony?

I had a clean shot, and you took it from me.

Now he is in the elevator.

Whose side are you really on...

...Tony?

Tony.

Tony!

Yo, you trippin', boss!

Come on, man, how long we known each other?

Not long enough, apparently!

[SCREAMS]

[BLOOD SPLASHING]

[♪♪♪]

[DISTORTION]

We just got word in.

Election Day turned horror scene inside Cash Tower

as the super-secret, extremely handsome,

gentleman spy Guy Manley wreaks havoc trying to kill

leading candidate Richard Cash just moments

before the polls open.

News of this champion of the people

have the protesters all riled up

in one final attempt to stop Rich Cash

from getting elected.

[YELLING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[TIMER BEEPS]

[EXPLOSION]

RICH: What is happening?

This was supposed to be my big day!

Why today, Mother?

I was gonna show them, show you,

stealing all those plums, killing all my friends,

It would all pay off in the end!

Then, I would finally be forgiven!

I want every employee in this god damn building

to go down to the lobby

and protect this tower at all costs!

Kill for the Cash!

Die by the dollar!

GUARDS: [TOGETHER] Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

[SCREAMING]

[GUNSHOTS]

GUARDS: [TOGETHER] Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

Kill for the cash!

[TURRETS WHIRRING]

[FIRING]

[YELLING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[♪♪♪]

[YELLS]

Die for the dollar!

GUARDS: [TOGETHER] Kill for the cash!

Die by the dollar!

[YELLING]

GUARD 6: Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go!

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Not quite the welcome I expected.

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

I am almost offended.

[♪♪♪]

[POURS DRINK]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

BUCK: Hello, brother.

Long time, no see.

RICH: Hello, little shit brother.

Do you really think you can get elected?

You fucking moron.

BUCK: Shut up.

Of course I will!

Retard!

RICH: Do you think you're cool?

With that accent?

I can also speak with Russian accent.

I'm Buck.

Fuck you, bitch!

[WHIMPERS]

RICH: You can do your best but you won't win, Asshat.

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

Cash!

[SCREAMS]

[GUY GROANS]

[PANTS]

Guyard Trixible Manley,

The most famous spy in the world.

Top of the class at the Academy of Intergalactic Espionage.

Pfft!

Yeah, I've seen the tape.

You had it all, bruh.

I lost it all.

To drinking? Why?

A failed marriage?

Couldn't balance work with being a father of five?

Five?

Or did you just lust for living la vida loca forever?

Slamming ham across the land.

Or maybe...

GUY: I'm a murdering delinquent.

How could I live a normal life?

How could I raise a child?

The people I've killed, over 50,000 men!

And don't get me started on women and children.

Yes!

Yes! What else?

Animals.

Dreams.

Jennifer.

Yes!

Have one last drink with me, Manley.

You came all this way.

You've earned it.

GUY: No!

I won't fuck this up by getting fucked up!

It's death, then.

Not a drop until mission is over!

[yells]

[grunts]

You're going down!

Oh, yes, I am.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, no!

[SCREAMS]

[BOMB HISSING]

Oh, no!

[FIRING]

[BOMB HISSING]

[YELLING]

[BOMB HISSING]

[EXPLOSION]

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING]

GUARD 7: Holy shit!

[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

[FIRE CRACKLING]

[SCREAMS]

[CROWD YELLING]

Impressive for a drunk.

Not currently.

Go back to the bar, Manley.

Happy hour's almost over.

Forget happy hour, your hour has come.

Whatever my brother is paying you, I'll double it.

You can drink yourself to death, alone,

until you die.

Ain't no longer about bread and brew.

Seeing what you've done to this city has been sobbering.

Truth is

civilian life was so boring.

I turned to drinking when there were

no more bad guys left to kill.

Thank God, you came along.

So be it.

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

If you want Manley, you'll have to get through me!

[YELLS]

[SCREAMS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[YELLS]

[PANTS]

Lookin' a bit crispy there, Lewis.

What happened?

What are you doing here?

I couldn't...

I blew it.

The heart extractor.

The only thing you blew was me away.

You did great.

I got to be like a real spy.

I'm working on it.

I'll see what I can do.

I got it!

[LEWIS SCREAMING]

It extracts hearts.

I'm sorry.

[COUGHING]

That's the whole reason I started to get into computers

in the first place.

My cousin Peter taught me.

Make sure he gets this letter.

Oh, Peter.

My sweet Peter.

His code is binary poetry!

We were just wee lads!

I think the nightmares are manifestations of guilt

brought on by that childhood drama.

What the fuck are you talkin' about, Lewis?

Never verbally expressing these emotions

is a way to disassociate them from anything tangible,

thereby never anchoring them in a worldly context,

preventing me from confronting the underlying root

of the issue, you know?

I miss home.

I miss Mama!

It's been a rough few years.

That's dark, Lewis.

You should really talk to someone.

I thought I was.

What do you say one day

Lewis and Manley go down to the pond

and look at the ducks like two old friends?

Best friends?

I already have a best friend.

My old partner.

Haven't seen him in a while.

I wonder what he's up to these days.

Maybe you could help me track him down.

[THUD]

Manley?

Guy Manley?

Is it really you?

I'd recognize that voice anywhere!

Jésus!

My old partner!

Is it really you?

Jésus?

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time, ese!

Jesus, Jésus!

It's really you!

Look me in the eyes, partner, look me in the eyes.

Manley, I can't.

I know it's hard to look an old friend

in the eyes after all these years.

What the hell happened?

Don't you remember?

Mexico?

The wall?

We crossed the line, Manley.

We crossed the line.

GUY: I got somebody here that wants to hear your voice.

WOMAN 2: [SPEAKS SPANISH]

TONY: One man can only get raped so many times

before he stains his shorts.

Mindfuck.

See you on the right side of the wall, partner.

TONY: Don't get shot, ese.

[KISSES]

♪ The moon ♪

GUY: I quit the job.

Had to choose between family and job, you know?

That's why we have tequila.

GUY: I'm more of a banana man.

This morning I had a meeting with Buck.

And he told me to give you this.

You did it!

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

I'll never leave you again, bitch.

You better not, sugar daddy.

[SIGHS]

We ended racism that day.

Ain't no way I'd let those days escape my memory.

I ain't got long, ese...

I sure would like to fuck Miranda

one last time, dawg.

Oh, yeah, you love that spicy little bitch.

Kill him, Manley!

Do what I couldn't.

You know how I always got lost in the roles

in those plays you directed.

I got lost for a long time.

Not as lost as I was without you, little taco.

I will honor your name.

Gracias, Manley.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

[THUD]

The next man to die in my arms better be Rich Cash.

[♪♪♪]

Halftime's over, pretty boy.

[SPITS]

Who you calling pretty boy, gorgeous?

[YELLS]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

[GUY SCREAMS]

[YELLS]

[GROANS, COUGHS]

Can't get up?

[SCREAMS]

Well, maybe I can help.

[♪♪♪]

GUY: It's the money!

His fortune is giving him these powers!

[GRUNTING]

[PANTS]

[ARROW WHOOSHES]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS]

Impossible.

[SCOFFS]

[GROANS]

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[TRIGGER CLICKING]

Wait a minute.

Bullets!

Where have I seen bullets before?

Bullets being shot.

Shot at my parents.

[GUNSHOTS]

[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]

[CRIES]

Okay, Manley.

Guilty!

It was me!

Naughty old Richard.

[CRIES]

Why kill parents?

[CRIES]

RICH: You weren't made to understand.

MR. MANLEY: I don't get it.

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

You killed Ma.

You killed Pa.

And now you...

[EXPLOSION]

[SCREAMS]

[GUY GROANS]

GUY: So, he also trained

at the Dragon Tiger Fighting Fire Mountains

over the Biru Tari Kawii Patchi Seas.

That sword is amazing!

RICH: It's just a sword.

GUY: That sword is long.

RICH: Thank you kindly.

GUY: Oh, it's Manly!

[GRUNTS]

RICH: Huh! Beat me?

With the ferrum hands of iron power?

I was there when they were made

three years ago.

Prepare to die!

GUY: I'm ready, let's go.

[GRUNTING]

[♪♪♪]

Ooh!

[SCREAMS]

RICH: Yes!

Feel my energy flow through your veins!

[SCREAMS]

RICH: I am money!

I am fortune!

I am Rich motherfucking Cash!

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GUNSHOT]

[EXPLOSION]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

What's with all the prune juice, dude?

[GROANS]

Oh, like you haven't read the article.

Go ahead, make fun of me like everyone else.

Once I'm running shit, everyone will drink it.

All of those who laughed at me will wish

they could have just one solid shit!

[GROANING]

So, you treat your fecal impaction

while the whole city gets the runs?

[GROANS]

The people will forgive me.

[GROANS]

They might.

But will your mother?

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[RICH GROANS]

[EXPLOSION]

RICH: Mother!

[♪♪♪]

[KID GIGGLING]

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN 3: Richard!

Have you picked the neighbor's plums again?

[GIGGLES]

[SCRUNCHES]

Mo-- mo-- m-- m-- mother?

[BLOOD SPLASHES]

[GROANS]

[MUTTERING]

Oh, my son.

Mommy!

I never knew you were in pain.

Yes, I was! Yes, I was.

I was the heart extractor this whole time!

[CROWD CHEERING]

[♪♪♪]

I love you!

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[GATE WHIRS]

Hmm.

[FOOTFALLS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Ugh!

[♪♪♪]

Hmm?

Guy Manley.

Don't you think it's time for the truth?

What am I doing here?

About your parents,

your skills,

and your perfect body.

And how it's all connected

to the Cash bloodline conspiracy.

You see

when your creation process commenced, then--

Uh...

[GATE WHIRS]

[GUY GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

BENNY: [ON TV] Good day, citizens of Dimburg City!

After last week's death of soon-to-be mayor Rich Cash,

the protester massacre,

and the destruction of Cash Tower by Guy Manley,

the wife of Rich Cash, Bitch Cash, has died,

And as if that wasn't enough for poor Rich Cash,

his plans to laugh at everyone crapping their pants everywhere

by poisoning the city's water supply

with his plum juice

as revenge for people laughing at him

not being able to crap at all

because of his lifelong constipation,

those evil revenge laughing plans

has now been stopped.

Also, his brother, runner-up Buckminster Cash,

has now been elected mayor in his place.

And of course, the citizens have their opinions.

Over to you, Benny!

Thank you, Benny.

I'm standing here with Benny and another Benny.

There's many Bennys.

What do you guys think?

Well, the promised reform has been a long time coming.

So it's about time we get a leader we can trust,

so we can actually see it through.

Cash Tower was a symbol of oppression,

and rebuilding it really just shows

how these things never change, you know?

Well, at first I thought that Guy Manley was like a hero,

but you know that my wife is a Fuck-Hard-A-Lot model X-69.

And honestly, since those comments he made

about sexbot-relationships, I just don't know anymore.

BENNY: [ON TV] Thank you, Benny.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

[WELDING MACHINE WHIRRING IN BACKGROUND]

Ah, Mr. Manley,

I made you wait.

Oh.

I was just going through some clothing guidelines

with an intern.

A drink, now that the mission's over.

No, thank you,

I've permanently stopped drinking for the moment.

[BUCK SCOFFS]

Well [SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

[SLURPS]

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

The office is looking fantastic.

[BUCK GRUNTS]

Sorry about the explosion, I won't do it again.

[BUCK CHUCKLES]

Not to worry, Mr. Manley.

I rebuild from ashes, just like it was.

An expense I can afford,

now that the city is paying for it.

Ah!

'Cause you're the mayor!

Yes.

When I was Baby Buck,

I was not allowed in here.

This office was only for my father and my brother.

I asked to join, they laugh.

They spit on Baby Buck!

And then one day, they dispose of me.

But they are not laughing anymore.

Are they, Manley?

No, they're dead.

That would be spooky.

[BUCK CHUCKLES]

It was all so long ago.

Now I am mayor of this city!

Like father always wanted for Richard.

You made me a very powerful man, Mr. Manley.

I knew you were the man for the job.

Which reminds me...

What a nice bag!

It is your reward.

My reward?

Well, the bag is nice.

Thank you.

I need more men like you, Mr. Manley.

No moral compass, never questioning orders.

It's beautiful.

The absence of choice and contemplation,

is in a way, the only reward you need.

I've actually grown a lot since we last spoke

and not just personality-wise.

Hmm.

My empire has grown a lot, too,

while this city, these people,

seem to have gotten smaller.

They all fit in the palm of my hand!

You see, Mr. Manley,

you sell them an idea, an abstraction.

And when it sticks, they worship it.

While you take, and take, and take,

until idea is all they have left.

All they have left.

All they have left?

Right.

Well, they all have rights, right?

What about 'em?

[SCOFFS]

Human rights?

Yeah!

Like Lewis was saying about the human rights.

Rich Cash violated them.

It's very important to me, now that I've learned everything

on my adventure.

I will admit my brother made a lot of mistakes

concerning human rights.

They were bad and that's wrong.

Richards's constipation made him weak!

You see, Manley, rights are highly unprofitable.

What?

My brother's biggest mistake

was giving those peasants rights in the first place!

What the fuck?

Wrong, right is up to me what goes down in this city.

Uh, what?

Left.

Up. Down.

Left. Right. Up.

What? No.

You simple, simple man.

You're a joke, Manley.

A joke.

Yeah, maybe I am a joke.

And this is the punch line.

Shit.

[SCREAMS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[SCREAMING]

[BLOOD SPLASHES]

[KISSES]

[JETPACK WHIRS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[CLICKS BUTTON]

[EXPLOSION]

♪ Danger, danger

[WHOOSHES]

♪ Danger, danger, yeah

♪ That's right, baby

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Watch out, he's a dangerous man ♪

♪ Getting in danger whenever he can ♪

♪ When you're in trouble, call for his help ♪

♪ Just now he supposed to be [INDISTINCT LYRICS] ♪

♪ Get down, he never had a plan ♪

[INDISTINCT LYRICS]

♪ His charming swagger is unparalleled ♪

♪ The ladies [INDISTINCT LYRICS] ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Wow

[♪♪♪]

♪ Guy Manley back to save the day ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley does anything that pays ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley, that's his actual name ♪

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Ain't afraid of no

♪ Danger

♪ Yeah

♪ That's right

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Ooh

♪ Danger

♪ Danger, danger

♪ Danger

♪ Danger, danger

♪ Danger

♪ Danger, danger

♪ Danger

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley

♪ Guy Manley

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[GUY SCREAMING]

MAN 7: My God!

When was this taken?

[TYPING]

[BEEP]

Just now, sir.

We need to call him!

Call him now!

Yes!

[DIAL WHIRS]

We need your help.

Yesterday we received this distress message.

Mr. President! Can you hear me?

This chaos over here!

I need Guy Manley now,

or The Guys in Concrete Colored Hoodies!

Get away!

[SCREAMS]

As you can see, the situation is pretty bad.

And we just got word in that Guy Manley

is lost somewhere in space.

And we have no idea where to find him.

Which means our last hope is you guys!

The Battle of Cash Tower is over,

but the battle for Dimburg--

[LAUGHS]

Has just begun!

[YELLING, FIRING]

[YELLING, FIRING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[CONVERSATION IN SWEDISH]

I want you to kill Mr. Rich Cash,

my brother.

GUY: Rich Cash, the president of Cash Enterprises?

It must be impossible to get to him.

Manley.

LEWIS: I've read everything about you, Mr. Manley!

[CHUCKLES]

LEWIS: You're a legend, sir.

A legend!

I sure am.

[SPEAKS SWEDISH]

GUY: Tell me about this Mr. Cash

He's basically done it all.

I'm talkin' movies,

music,

TV shows.

[SCREAMS]

MAN 8: [SPEAKS SWEDISH]

[SCREAMS]

GUARD 3: [INDISTINCT SPEECH]

MAN 8: Okay, okay.

[MAN LAUGHING]

MAN 8: [SPEAKS SWEDISH]

I'm here, Mr. Manley.

And everything is hooked up and ready!

GUY: Who are you to call me little man?

GUARD 5: Mr. Cash wants you to leave now.

Enough blood has been spilled.

[TIRES SCREECH]

LEWIS: Mr. Manley!

There are people outside my door!

They're on to me!

Hey, Lewis, I think I killed them all.

[YELLING]

GUY: With my gun!

[YELLING]

It's lookin' beautiful, Manley!

[YELLING]

LEWIS: Well, take this earpiece

so we can communicate in the tower.

CASH: I am fortune, I am money.

I am Rich motherfucking Cash!

[GUNSHOT]

Guy Manley!

[CHUCKLES]

[CAMERA CLICKS]

GUY: Looks like that motherfucker

was allergic to bullets!

[♪♪♪]

[LYRICS IN SWEDISH]

[♪♪♪]

[GATE WHIRS]

Hmm.

[♪♪♪]

RICH: The conspiracy

is deeper than you could ever imagine.

My journey through the caves and caverns,

the crypts and the tombs

of Dimburg's underground

led me to the secrets kept for years

concerning the Cash bloodline conspiracy.

[KA-CHING]

GUY: First discovered by...

...Barnabus Bloodsworth!

Let the creation process...

...commence!

[SCREAMS]

GUY: The creation process of the next Guy Manley movie

will commence.

That will finally answer...

...everything.

[MAN LAUGHS]