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Okay, we're all set.
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For our first romantic
Valentine's Dayweekend.
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[ Both ]
Mmm! Aah!
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- Areyou all packed?
- Yep.
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- That's all you're bringing?
- Well, I figured...
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I probablywouldn't
be wearing much...
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since it is our first romantic
Valentine's Dayweekend!
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[ Both ]
Mmm! Aah!
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Dharma, there's gonna be snow
where we're going.
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I know!
I finally get to see snow!
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- Thankyou.
- You're welcome.
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- But whatever's in there
is not gonna keepyou warm.
- No, but it'll keepyou warm.
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You're not
taking this seriously.
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Sorry. Boy, I can't wait to go on vacation
and have tons of sex.
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- Better?
- Better.
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Your, uh, parents are
watching the dogs, right?
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[ Whispering ]
Yes. Shh!
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Stinky and Nunzio don't know
that we're leaving yet.
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- Putyour suitcase in this bag.
- Why?
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Because ifthe dogs think
we're taking out the garbage...
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theywon't be upset
that we're leaving.
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You don't think that they'll put it
together afterwe're gone for two days?
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Come on, Greg.
They're just dogs.
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[Dharma Clearing Throat]
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Gee, Greg, thanks for helping me
take out the trash.
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- It sure is a lot.
- Yep.
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We'll just, uh, throw it all out
and be right back.
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-Yep, be right back.
-You guys want anything from the Dumpster?
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Yeah.
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- Be right back. All right.
- Think they bought it?
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- [Dogs Howling, Whining]
- Nope.
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- Now what?
- Go back in, wait an hour, and we'll try again.
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Okay. Another 72 miles...
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averaging 50 miles an hour...
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allowing for one bathroom break,
gets us to the B&B by 6:45.
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A little romance,
and dinner at 7:00.
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- [ Sighs ]
- [CarPassing]
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- Slug Bug!
- Ow!
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- What did you do that for?
- It's a game.
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Whenever a Volkswagen
Beetle drives by...
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- whoever sees it first gets to punch the other guy.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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- [ CarPassing]
- Whack, whack, Cadillac!
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Okay, I get it.
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- [ CarPasses ]
- Ford Probe.
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No wet willies!
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Do you think there's gonna be enough snow
so we can have snowball fights?
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I spoke to the guy at the B&B.
He said there's snow everywhere.
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[ Sinister Chuckle ]
You are in big trouble, pretty boy.
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You know, you're pretty cocky for someone
who's never even made a snowball.
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I had a matzo ball fight in a deli once.
How different can it be?
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[ Gasps ]
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- Wha-What's wrong?
- Quick, pull over.
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- What? What?
- There's a dead animal by the side ofthe road.
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Oh. Thank God. I thought
there was something wrong.
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Something is wrong, Greg.
Something's verywrong. It's dead!
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- Back up. We have to bury it.
- You're kidding, right?
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Dharma, you know they have guys who
come along and scoop these things up.
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It's not a thing, Greg.
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It's a beaver or a raccoon
or a really giant squirrel.
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I could tell better
ifhe had a head.
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The point is, he's one of our fellow
creatures, and he deserves a proper burial.
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Fine, but we're gonna be late.
We're definitely gonna be late.
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- Late for our first romantic
Valentine's Dayweekend.
- Dharma, not here.
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[ Both ]
Mmm! Aah!
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[ Gasps ]
Greg, there's his head!
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- Dharma-
- Greg, Greg, Greg-
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All right. You got him.
Don't let him go. Finish him off.
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Larry, that's enough C-Span
for one day.
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- Hey.
- Come on. Help me sort this stuff out.
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- All right.
- [Phone Ringing]
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- I got tags-
- Whoop, whoop.
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- Yello.
- Gregory, it's your father.
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- It's Larry.
- It's Edward.
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There's no Edward here.
Sorry.
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[Phone Beeping]
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- Okay. I got these tags-
- [Phone Ringing]
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- Yello.
- Finkelstein, it's Edward Montgomery.
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Oh, hey, Ed.
What's up?
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- Is Gregory there?
- Who is it?
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- Edward.
- Edward?
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Yep. What's up, Ed?
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Is Gregory there?
I need the address of a restaurant.
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- He's looking for Greg.
- Greg's not here.
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He's not here, Ed.
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Wait. Ask them ifthey have anything theywanna
donate to the animal shelter swap meet.
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Okay. Ed, doyou guys want to get in
on a swap- that Abby's putting together?
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What? I can't hearyou.
What?
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- [ Static ] You know, a swap- swapping-
- What? What?
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- Hello? Hello?
- Hello? Hello?
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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- What was that all about?
- Gregory's not there...
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and the Finkelstein's wanna know ifwe're
interested in some sort ofswapping.
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- Swapping what?
- I have no idea.
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Edward, you don't suppose
they meant wives, doyou?
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- What areyou talking about?
- Wife swapping.
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For sex. It's all part of
their free-love philosophy.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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That is exactlywhy I want
you to come to my book club...
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so thatyou're aware
ofthese sorts ofthings.
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You're saying Larry Finkelstein
wants to have sex with you?
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- Yes.
- [ Laughing ]
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- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.
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You're a beautiful woman
and all men wantyou.
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Is that good enough,
or should we stop at a jewelry store?
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You better stop.
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Oh, look,
there's a historical marker.
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"On this site in 1 893"-
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somethin' happened.
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Must have been pretty good for them
to put up that fancy statue.
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Ooh, a fruit stand.
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Hey, do you wanna stop
and get some apple... cider?
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Honey, I'm just tryin' to make up some time
so we can get to the B&B before sunset.
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- Why?
- Because there's a breathtaking view...
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ofthe sunset from
the statelyverandah.
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Honey, a sunset is breathtaking
whereveryou are.
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Dharma, will you just, uh,
please go with me on this?
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- [Siren Wailing]
- Oh, great!
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Oh, yeah, soyou'll stop for him
but not for me.
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Wow. That sunset sure takes
your breath away, doesn't it?
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I tried to tell him that.
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Hello, Abby?
It's Kitty Montgomery.
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- Oh, hi, Kitty.
- [Kitty] Uh, listen.
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[ Chuckling ]
You know, Larry and Edward spoke...
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and I think there's
some sort of confusion.
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You didn't invite us to participate
in some sort of a, uh, swap, did you?
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Absolutely.
It's always more fun with new people.
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-There are going to be other people there?
-As many as we can get.
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Of course,
I assure you, Kitty...
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once the gang gets a load ofyour goodies,
you're gonna be very busy.
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Uh-
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Dear God. Um, Abby...
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we are not
the sort of people who swap.
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Don't let the word confuse you. No, no, what
you're really doing is selling your stuff.
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- Money is exchanged?
- Uh-huh.
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And everybody makes out. But, of course,
no one more than the animals.
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They're the real reason
we're doing this.
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- Hello? Hello?
- [ Phone Clicking ]
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Ooh, it's kind of cute!
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No, this- this...
can't be it.
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Look at the brochure.
We're supposed to be surrounded...
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by snowcapped peaks, sitting on
a statelyverandah, sipping hot cider.
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Well, we can run across to that 7-Eleven
and get a couple ofSlurpees.
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- No. No, Dharma. Come on. Let's go.
- [Doorbell Rings ]
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- We're not staying.
- I just rang the doorbell.
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- I'm not gonna ding-dong ditch.
- [Dogs Barking]
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[ Woman ]
Regis, Kathie Lee, stopyelping.
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And, Regis, stop that.
You're gonna lick herstitches out again.
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[ Door Opens ]
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Oh, are you here for the box turtles
or the bed and breakfast?
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The bed and breakfast.
We're the Montgomerys.
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- Oh, I'm delighted to see you.
- Ohh!
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- I'm Alice.
- We're delighted to seeyou too.
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You're a little late
for the sunset toast...
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butyou can sit right here
on the verandah...
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and watch the moon rise
from behind the Texaco star.
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- That sounds romantic.
- Uh, ho-hold on a second.
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I downloaded your brochure
offthe Internet...
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and, uh, this is, um,
nothing likeyourWeb site.
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Oh, my son made this. Oh.
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Well, I can see that he did
gild the lily a bit.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, isn't this sweet?
"Exquisite dining."
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Hejust loves
his mama's cooking.
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Now, you come along with me,
and I'll showyou toyour cottage.
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- Hey, how much are the box turtles?
- That depends.
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Doyou want them
for pets or for soup?
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This is bad.
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This is so bad.
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I just wanna make sure
thatyour room is ready.
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Really bad.
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Come on, Greg.
It's adorable.
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- It's like a big baked potato.
- [Knocking]
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Kenny, the guests
showed up after all.
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Get the pool raft
and go sleep in the garage.
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[DoorOpens ]
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Welcome to the Red Rose Inn...
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where your pleasure
is our business.
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Is this your first time
at the Red Rose Inn?
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Does anybody come twice?
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Yes. This is
our first trip.
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Okay, then you'll need instructions
on the chemical toilet.
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You pump twice,
then you doyour business...
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then you pump again
to make sure that the coast is clear.
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- [ Mutters ]
- Please enjoyyour complimentary
bottle of pink champagne.
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Feel free
to use the computer.
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The, uh, password
is [ Whispers ] "Kenny."
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[ Whispers ]
"Kenny."
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And, of course, uh,
here's the bed.
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[ Laughing ]
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I'm sureyou know
how to use that.
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Kenny, could you excuse us
for a minute, please?
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Oh, wow.
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You don't have to
tell me twice.
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Come on.
Let's get outta here.
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Don't worry
about the gratuity.
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I'm the proprietor.
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[DoorOpens, Closes ]
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We can't just walk out now.
Look at all the trouble theywent to.
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I don't care. We're in a trailer
in somebody's backyard!
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So what? We'll just pretend
it's a cozy little cottage.
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But it's not a cozy cottage.
It's Kenny's room.
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Come on, Greg.
Just relax and go with it.
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No! It could be romantic...
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in a goofy kind ofway
ifwe just give it a chance.
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Dharma,
how can this be romantic?
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[ Clears Throat ]
Like this.
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[Kenny]
Mama, theydon't want dinner.
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They're doin' it!
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Edward, you didn't say anything
to give them the impression...
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that we would engage in this
sort of activity, did you?
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Yes, dear. I told them
we were both hot to trot.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Every time I close my eyes,
I see him unhitching that macramé belt.
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Why can't you put this
out ofyour mind?
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Of all the people in the world, we are not
going to swing with the Finkelsteins.
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Areyou implying there are
some people we would swing with?
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- Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. Don't be silly.
- Well-
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- Thankyou.
- You're welcome.
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[ Sighs ]
Oh, Lord.
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Of course, the Beitermeyers
are a fairly handsome couple.
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Are you serious?
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John Beitermeyer
is entirely devoid of chin.
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Now- Now,
David and Anna Collins-
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Anna Collins?
That woman's a Clydesdale.
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Of course, the Hippelwhites-
Now, that's a couple.
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True. They're very fit.
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- Tan too.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, this is your first
Valentine's Day as a couple.
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- I had a girlfriend once.
- Kenny, we're not talking about you now, are we?
231
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:17,079
No, actually, Mrs. Binns, I would like
to talk toyour son for a minute.
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00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,313
- Kenny, um, did you make this brochure?
- Yes, sir.
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Thepicture on the brochure ofithe Victorian
house with the gables and the verandahs-
234
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,790
- Where did you get that?
- Magazine.
235
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You can't just do that.
236
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:33,220
Can with a photo scanner.
237
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,131
No. We came here
specifically to be...
238
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in a beautiful place with snow,
because mywife has never seen snow.
239
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:43,871
You've misrepresented everything.
This brochure is all lies!
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00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:47,275
Kenny, bite that quivering lip.
You've got this coming, you know.
241
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:52,178
- Don'tyell at him.
- He deserves to beyelled at.
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He's got to know that he did
something wrong. If not for us...
243
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:58,112
then for the next people who pay $200
a night to stay in this dump.
244
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,717
It's not a dump.
It's my room!
245
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,991
I guess I don't need to tell you
he was a colicky baby.
246
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,300
Oh, and to make it
up toyou...
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I'll giveyou an extra night
forjust halfthe price.
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00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:26,148
- Thankyou.
- [DoorCloses ]
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You go out there right now
and you apologize.
250
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,781
- Apologize?
- Yes, Greg. Theywere trying to be...
251
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,484
hospitable to us,
and you completely insulted them.
252
00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:35,822
Dharma, what about us?
Look around. Lookwhat happened...
253
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,488
to ourvery first romantic
Valentine's Dayweekend.
254
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,054
- Don'tyou dare twirl in my arms.
- I wasn't planning on it.
255
00:16:41,132 --> 00:16:43,123
You wanna know what happened
to our romantic weekend?
256
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,692
- I'll tell you. You ruined it.
- I ruined it?
257
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,364
Yes, Greg, you, with your schedule
and your brochure...
258
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and all ofyour expectations
about how everything's supposed to go...
259
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,542
according to
some master plan.
260
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,046
I did that soyou
would have a good time.
261
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,309
Greg,
I've got news foryou.
262
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,613
I've been having
a good time.
263
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,654
And I was hoping that before the end
ofthe weekend, you'd join me.
264
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,555
- [Rumbling]
- Oh, my God.
265
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:11,688
- What's that, an earthquake?
- No, we're moving.
266
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,966
I don't believe it. He's kidnapping us!
You still think they're nice folks?
267
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,969
All right. I admit
he's overreacting a little...
268
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,971
butwhat he's overreacting to
is you yelling at him.
269
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:24,770
- Kenny, stop this thing right now!
- Thereyou go again!
270
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,970
You're supposed toyell
when you're being kidnapped!
271
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,707
That's why they usually
put duct tape on your mouth!
272
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,774
- Where areyou going?
- I'm gonna go out that door...
273
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,218
crawl along the roof ofthe trailer,
jump into the pickup truck...
274
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,222
and very quietly,
withoutyelling...
275
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,724
beat little Kenny
to a pulp.
276
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,726
[Horn Honking]
277
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,520
I'll wait till
he stops for gas.
278
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,330
[ Groans ]
279
00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,469
- Hey, Dharma, wake up.
- Mmm.
280
00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:02,479
- What?
- We're not moving.
281
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,020
I don't believe it.
282
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:15,421
[ Gasps ]
It's snow!
283
00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:18,326
[ Gasps, Screams ]
284
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:24,165
"Sorry, I lied. Hope this
makes it better. Kenny.
285
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:28,865
PS: Make sure the trailer is level
before using the chemical toilet."
286
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,676
- Hey, Greg.
- What?
287
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,974
Duck!
288
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,878
Okay. [Laughing]
Hey, Dharma?
289
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:43,182
- What?
- Guess what this is?
290
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:48,282
[ Squeals ] It's our first romantic
Valentine's Dayweekend.
291
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,851
[ Screams, Spits ]
292
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,056
- Sucker!
- That's it!
293
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,563
[ Screams ]
I loveyou.
294
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,500
[ Screaming ]
295
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,442
[ Woman On TV]
Can't look at-
296
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,786
All right.
Listen here.
297
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,118
Our children are married,
and there is the possibility...
298
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:20,123
thatwewill know each other
forthe rest of our lives.
299
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:23,422
So, I'm going tosaythis-
I'm onlygoing to sayit once.
300
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,986
Under no circumstances
are Edward and I...
301
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,532
ever going to have sex
with the two ofyou.
302
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,663
Do you understand?
303
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:37,333
- Yes.
- Yeah, I think so.
304
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,508
Edward.
305
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,013
But thankyou
for thinking of us.
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00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:49,009
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