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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 19 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:17,597 i must say i'm honored you've chosen to spend your valuable saturday night with me. 20 00:01:17,622 --> 00:01:21,144 what happened? tom's parents send him off for more forty-watt bulbs? 21 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:26,160 i was just craving a bit of sisterhood, so long as it doesn't involve my actual sister. 22 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:27,255 what'd you do today? 23 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,583 i actually accomplished something... i mean, other than getting up. 24 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:33,243 i applied to lawndale state and state university. 25 00:01:33,268 --> 00:01:37,275 really? why? i thought you wanted to go to boston fine arts college? 26 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,909 i do want to go to bfac, but unlike lawndale state and state u, 27 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,597 you have to have talent to get in. 28 00:01:42,622 --> 00:01:45,892 so they give you extra time to put together a killer art portfolio. 29 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:46,823 how's that going? 30 00:01:46,848 --> 00:01:48,901 why, it's going so well that when you called to go out, 31 00:01:48,926 --> 00:01:51,737 i only cried tears of relief for ten minutes. 32 00:01:51,762 --> 00:01:54,715 what about you? still thinking about... bromwell? 33 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,784 they don't really talk like that there... i hope. 34 00:01:57,809 --> 00:01:59,110 anyway, i'm applying because 35 00:01:59,135 --> 00:02:02,493 it's an outstanding university, not because the students engage 36 00:02:02,518 --> 00:02:04,970 in the rectal transport of steel rods. 37 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:07,509 the equestrian club must be in constant pain. 38 00:02:07,534 --> 00:02:09,511 i probably won't get in anyway. 39 00:02:09,536 --> 00:02:12,198 they're big on wide-ranging extra-curriculars. 40 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:13,886 damn well-rounded crap. 41 00:02:13,911 --> 00:02:14,839 what about your safeties? 42 00:02:14,864 --> 00:02:17,238 i've applied to raft, ellis, lloyd... 43 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,941 raft's your safety? gutsy, morgendorffer. 44 00:02:19,966 --> 00:02:22,652 no, no, no. raft's my second choice. 45 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:24,310 my parents won't think i've sent out enough 46 00:02:24,335 --> 00:02:27,580 applications if i only get rejected from one place. 47 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,183 hey, raft's in boston, right? 48 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,691 wouldn't it be great if we went to college in the same town? 49 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:34,089 we could meet on the weekends to eat pizza and complain. 50 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:37,824 well, they say college is all about broadening your horizons. 51 00:02:39,656 --> 00:02:42,629 gaaaah! six hundred dollars for shoes? 52 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:44,832 that you walk in? on the ground? 53 00:02:44,857 --> 00:02:47,512 relax, jake. i'll take care of it. 54 00:02:47,537 --> 00:02:49,895 quinn! i want you to come downstairs and 55 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,145 explain yourself! 56 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,332 finally, the mystery will be solved. 57 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:55,543 sandi, i know you're not color blind. 58 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:59,762 i'm just saying tangerine isn't as orange as... call you back. 59 00:03:00,203 --> 00:03:01,803 sorry, fashion club crisis. 60 00:03:01,828 --> 00:03:05,048 never mind. what's this six hundred dollar charge at cashman's? 61 00:03:05,073 --> 00:03:07,004 but mom, i actually saved money 62 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:10,004 by buying faux alligator instead of real alligator. 63 00:03:10,029 --> 00:03:12,012 and i helped save the animals too. 64 00:03:12,037 --> 00:03:14,166 oh yeah, you got a thank-you note from the 65 00:03:14,191 --> 00:03:16,699 international brotherhood of alligator wrestlers. 66 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:19,018 well, you can also save your excuses. 67 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:20,096 the shoes are going back. 68 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:22,478 but i can't return them. final markdown. 69 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,955 however, if it makes you feel better, 70 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,197 i promise never to buy on sale again. 71 00:03:26,222 --> 00:03:29,361 you're not buying anything, period, until you pay off this bill. 72 00:03:29,386 --> 00:03:32,916 i understand. i shall require a substantial increase in my allowance. 73 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:33,689 no! 74 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:35,571 but you know i don't have any money. 75 00:03:35,596 --> 00:03:37,408 it's why i have to buy on credit. 76 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:38,627 let's work together, mother, 77 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,744 and attack the problem at its source. 78 00:03:40,769 --> 00:03:43,650 good idea. you'll have to go out and get a job. 79 00:03:43,675 --> 00:03:46,982 uh! water. 80 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:49,286 hope she doesn't get any on the shoes. gah! 81 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:52,021 sit down, jake. she's not wearing them. 82 00:03:52,046 --> 00:03:54,591 shouldn't you be working on your college applications? 83 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:56,630 hey, yeah! you know, daria, i'd be happy to 84 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:59,122 give your application to middleton a quick going over. 85 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,763 i think i know a thing or two about 86 00:04:00,788 --> 00:04:02,911 what they like at the old alma mater. 87 00:04:02,936 --> 00:04:06,669 ummm, gee, thanks. yes... i... uh, you're right. 88 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:10,177 i should be working on my applications. right now. 89 00:04:10,886 --> 00:04:13,645 you know, jake, just because we went to middleton 90 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,396 doesn't mean daria will. 91 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,325 she's applying to a lot of different places. 92 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:20,357 oh, sure. but why would she want to go to just any old college 93 00:04:20,382 --> 00:04:22,529 when she could follow in our footsteps? 94 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,302 middleton's a morgendorffer tradition. 95 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:25,997 so's military school. 96 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:27,404 bite your tongue, helen. 97 00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:29,786 no daughter of mine is ever going to share a latrine 98 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,240 with fifty hateful boys who can 99 00:04:31,265 --> 00:04:33,740 sniff out weakness like day-old cheese. 100 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:35,357 let's hope not, dear. 101 00:04:39,641 --> 00:04:42,876 say your prayers you marrow-sucking creatures from beyond death! 102 00:04:43,562 --> 00:04:44,376 yeah! 103 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:46,399 how come you didn't send out the zombie sweeper? 104 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:47,517 are you sure you're trying? 105 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:48,438 i don't know. 106 00:04:48,463 --> 00:04:51,095 pulverizing beelzebub's flesh-eating lackeys 107 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,446 just isn't as much fun as it used to be. 108 00:04:53,471 --> 00:04:55,470 maybe there's something more uplifting on tv. 109 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:59,315 you know, like a movie about pulverizing beelzebub's flesh-eating lackeys. 110 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,806 everyone hates a message board miscreant, 111 00:05:01,831 --> 00:05:03,658 but now you can do something about it! 112 00:05:03,683 --> 00:05:07,083 flame wars: the next generation. tonight on sick, sad world! 113 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:09,072 finally, news you can use. 114 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:11,166 finish your college applications yet? 115 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:12,478 all except bromwell's. 116 00:05:12,503 --> 00:05:14,214 mom and dad want to want to review the alumni section to 117 00:05:14,239 --> 00:05:15,862 make sure i didn't leave anyone out. 118 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:17,837 that shouldn't take more than a week or two. 119 00:05:17,862 --> 00:05:20,477 so a few people in my family have gone to the school. 120 00:05:20,502 --> 00:05:22,594 that sort of thing doesn't count like it used to. 121 00:05:22,619 --> 00:05:24,533 now you actually have to know stuff to get in. 122 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,923 or donate a building. 123 00:05:25,948 --> 00:05:27,939 that was my uncle, and it was only a wing. 124 00:05:27,964 --> 00:05:30,361 yeah, they probably didn't even notice. 125 00:05:30,386 --> 00:05:32,931 did you ask about going up to newtown to visit bromwell with me? 126 00:05:32,956 --> 00:05:35,283 it's cool with my mother as long as your mother's 127 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:38,360 definitely chaperoning and we can drive up to boston afterwards 128 00:05:38,385 --> 00:05:40,635 to check out a couple of other colleges. 129 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,955 that's the plan. boston's where all my safeties are. 130 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,580 umm, mine too. 131 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,931 hey, don't worry, daria. 132 00:05:45,956 --> 00:05:48,743 you'll get into bromwell with your incredible test scores and grades. 133 00:05:48,768 --> 00:05:51,063 i'll get in the old fashioned way: bribery and nepotism. 134 00:05:51,088 --> 00:05:55,158 gee, when you put it that way, it all sounds so fair and just. 135 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:02,154 guys, it is so nice of you to take me out on my birthday. 136 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,873 our pleasure, stacy. 137 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:06,473 we would never leave you alone on your birthday 138 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:07,988 without a date. 139 00:06:08,013 --> 00:06:08,817 brrrr. 140 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:11,992 just because the rest of us had dates on our birthdays... 141 00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:13,887 um, yes, sandi. you mentioned that. 142 00:06:13,912 --> 00:06:16,418 oh, i can't believe i'm another year older. 143 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,019 time goes by so fast. 144 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,504 i know. just yesterday i was playing with makeup starter kits, 145 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:24,879 and today i'm being forced out in the working world. 146 00:06:24,904 --> 00:06:28,106 and i thought these were supposed to be the carefree years. 147 00:06:28,131 --> 00:06:30,254 i know, quinn. why don't you get a job here? 148 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,231 there are lots of cute guys, and the hostesses 149 00:06:32,256 --> 00:06:34,442 get to dress up and wear hoopy earrings. 150 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:36,942 stacy! are you suggesting that a fashion 151 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,098 club member serve the public? 152 00:06:39,123 --> 00:06:41,035 stacy, tsk. 153 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:41,863 uhmmm... 154 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:45,518 uh, geez, sandi, it's not that bad an idea. 155 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:47,231 this place is sort of fun, and it wouldn't be like 156 00:06:47,256 --> 00:06:50,215 the kind of job where you'd endanger your nails or anything. 157 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,246 mmmm... good point. 158 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:54,924 fine, if you want to sully the fine name... 159 00:06:54,949 --> 00:06:55,846 surprise... 160 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,461 make a wish, stacy! 161 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:02,346 and don't worry. i'm sure that chocolate won't 162 00:07:02,371 --> 00:07:05,240 cause your sensitive skin to break out. 163 00:07:06,915 --> 00:07:08,034 yay! 164 00:07:08,059 --> 00:07:09,127 thanks, guys. 165 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:10,432 what'd you wish for? 166 00:07:10,457 --> 00:07:11,737 ummm, nothing. 167 00:07:11,762 --> 00:07:16,748 come on, stacy. tell us! don't be your usual drippy self. 168 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:19,389 nothing. anyway, it didn't come true. 169 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:24,916 how'd your father's meeting at the bank go? 170 00:07:24,941 --> 00:07:28,721 not good. my dad says i can't go to vance unless they give me a scholarship. 171 00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:32,103 we can only afford state university, and they don't even have a business school. 172 00:07:32,128 --> 00:07:33,658 oh, mack. you've worked so hard. 173 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:35,502 you've just got to get that scholarship. 174 00:07:35,527 --> 00:07:37,623 would you mind calling the committee and telling them that? 175 00:07:37,648 --> 00:07:39,935 i'll even tell them how cute you look when you study. 176 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,279 what about you? how are your applications going? 177 00:07:42,304 --> 00:07:45,662 well, i got the big ones in today. turner and crestmore. 178 00:07:45,687 --> 00:07:47,912 crestmore... the dream of dreams. 179 00:07:47,937 --> 00:07:48,591 hmmm. 180 00:07:48,616 --> 00:07:49,451 what's wrong? 181 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:52,677 it's a top school and everything, but i'd really rather go to turner. 182 00:07:52,702 --> 00:07:54,998 your father's alma mater? he must love that. 183 00:07:55,023 --> 00:07:56,404 he doesn't know i applied. 184 00:07:56,429 --> 00:07:57,005 why? 185 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,983 because he wouldn't let me go anyway. 186 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:00,836 he says not even a great african-american 187 00:08:00,861 --> 00:08:04,171 college like turner can beat the crestmore name on a resume. 188 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:06,983 to say nothing of the bragging rights it would give him on the golf course. 189 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,022 oh, man. that sucks. 190 00:08:09,047 --> 00:08:12,716 you know, my grandmother was in the first turner graduating class to admit women. 191 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:15,928 i'd be carrying on a tradition. plus, i'd finally get a break from having 192 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,967 to be the perfect jodie doll at a mostly-white school. 193 00:08:18,992 --> 00:08:19,913 i hear that. 194 00:08:19,938 --> 00:08:21,327 i wish my father did. 195 00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:24,061 i could always transfer to crestmore after a year or two. 196 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,155 at least, i'd find what turner's like. 197 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:27,483 but his mind's made up. 198 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,585 well, crestmore hasn't accepted you yet. 199 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,202 hey, maybe we should both go to state university. 200 00:08:32,227 --> 00:08:34,905 then we wouldn't have to worry about how to get together on weekends. 201 00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:39,391 hi, jodie. hi, mack. you know, i applied to state university too. 202 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:42,070 they've one of the best cheerleading squads in the country. 203 00:08:42,095 --> 00:08:42,922 god help me! 204 00:08:42,947 --> 00:08:46,087 ummm, that's nice, brittany. kevin, do you know where you're going yet? 205 00:08:46,112 --> 00:08:47,289 it's a secret, man. 206 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:48,961 why? is the school embarrassed? 207 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,258 why would it be embarrassed? i'm a qb. 208 00:08:51,283 --> 00:08:53,134 it's not like i'm a brain or anything. 209 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:54,739 truer words were never spoken. 210 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:56,094 thanks, man! 211 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,977 tsk, tsk. oh, kevin. well, maybe you'll find a job 212 00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:03,523 that doesn't require the ability to read and write. 213 00:09:03,548 --> 00:09:04,805 i'm so depressed! 214 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:05,428 janet! 215 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:06,914 do you know what today is? 216 00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:10,203 d-day, the fifth anniversary of my d-vorce. 217 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:13,322 five years since that lazy no-good self-proclaimed man 218 00:09:13,347 --> 00:09:16,070 had his cowardly desertion of me legalized. 219 00:09:16,095 --> 00:09:17,241 janet, i'm sorry. 220 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,391 you're sorry? 221 00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:21,945 you didn't spend years of your life telling him again and again 222 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,281 to get his grubby hands off of the remote, 223 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:27,469 quit his damned coughing and stop behaving like an imbecile, 224 00:09:27,494 --> 00:09:30,772 only to be tossed into the trash like a broken record! 225 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:35,467 um, janet! i can certainly understand your, well, sadness. 226 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,602 why, marriage is a sacred union that's supposed to represent 227 00:09:38,627 --> 00:09:40,687 the love and trust two people sh... 228 00:09:40,712 --> 00:09:42,336 skinny, what did you say? 229 00:09:42,361 --> 00:09:44,221 marriage is a sacred union that... 230 00:09:44,246 --> 00:09:45,203 yeeees! 231 00:09:45,228 --> 00:09:46,648 euh... yes? 232 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,852 i accept! 233 00:09:47,877 --> 00:09:49,859 um, hmmm, huh? 234 00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:54,016 my silly, silly skinny. you don't have to ask again. 235 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,164 yes, i will marry you! 236 00:09:56,189 --> 00:09:57,828 oh, dear! 237 00:10:01,921 --> 00:10:03,577 daria, the sloanes are here. 238 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,824 remember, if i'm not back in lawndale in four days 239 00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:08,936 don't send anyone out looking for me. 240 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:11,967 hey, is middleton is on this whirlwind college tour of yours, kiddo? 241 00:10:11,992 --> 00:10:13,622 umm, not this trip. 242 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:18,303 oh, um, daria, you know, some people just aren't cut out for military school. 243 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:20,905 i know, dad, but i think it's admirable the way you've 244 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:24,131 managed to pull your life together despite that early trauma. 245 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,416 hey, thanks kiddo. i... what? 246 00:10:26,441 --> 00:10:28,858 now daria, when you meet the college representatives, 247 00:10:28,883 --> 00:10:31,624 please try to be enthusiastic! 248 00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:34,366 less unenthusiastic...? 249 00:10:35,032 --> 00:10:38,506 at least promise me you won't physically assault anyone. 250 00:10:38,797 --> 00:10:41,008 relax, my pom-poms are packed. 251 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,453 good attitude land here i come. 252 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,524 ready? 253 00:10:46,953 --> 00:10:50,109 lindy, this is quinn. i just hired her to be our new hostess. 254 00:10:50,134 --> 00:10:53,609 great! i can really use the help. have you done hostessing before? 255 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:56,304 actually, um, this is my first job. 256 00:10:56,329 --> 00:10:58,632 really? are you still in high school? 257 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:02,015 umm, yeah. although, people say i dress like i'm older. 258 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,851 well, this isn't all that different from high school, 259 00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:06,434 except instead of telling teachers your homework isn't ready, 260 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,551 you're telling customers their table isn't ready. 261 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:10,801 and they can't take a single point off your grade. 262 00:11:10,826 --> 00:11:12,088 ( laughs ) 263 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:16,693 tom, if i'd known you were going to wear those scuffed-up sneakers, 264 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,974 i would have bought you new ones. 265 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,286 but i just got new ones a year ago. 266 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,630 that's exactly what your father would say. 267 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:23,708 you two are so stuck in your ways. 268 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:25,044 we're stuck in our ways? 269 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:27,613 two sugars, a tiny slice of lemon would be dreamy, 270 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:30,177 just place it on the saucer, dear, i don't like it in the cup. 271 00:11:30,202 --> 00:11:30,801 ( laughs ) 272 00:11:30,826 --> 00:11:35,208 i can't help if i'm particular about my tea. oh, look. we're here! 273 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:40,356 boy, did i do well tonight. 274 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:41,809 a lot of guys trying to distract their dates from 275 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,653 their toupees by leaving big tips. 276 00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:45,418 hmm. must be first dates. 277 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,660 really? why? 278 00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:49,445 well, not that i date inconsistent tippers, 279 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:52,789 but some of my friends say that guys tip twenty percent on the first date, 280 00:11:52,814 --> 00:11:55,039 seventeen on the second, and fifteen on the third. 281 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:57,000 although to be fair, a lot of people order more food 282 00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:59,851 on the third date because they're not as worried about looking like pigs. 283 00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:01,411 ( both laugh ) 284 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:02,526 ( laughs ) 285 00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:03,781 quinn, you're a riot. 286 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,732 i know! 287 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:05,121 ( laughs ) 288 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,912 hey, i don't know if you guys are interested, 289 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:09,128 but my roommate and i are having a party on saturday. 290 00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:09,623 sounds cool. 291 00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:10,850 i'd love to go! 292 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,550 great. let me write down my address. 293 00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:19,409 you call that a tax cut? i've seen haircuts more drastic. 294 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,839 um, dad? could i talk to you a second? 295 00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:23,347 sure! what's on your mind? 296 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:26,768 well, i've been thinking a lot about crestmore, and a lot about turner. 297 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:30,472 turner's a great school. not nearly as elite as crestmore, though. 298 00:12:30,497 --> 00:12:33,137 that's just it. i don't want to go to an elitist school. 299 00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:34,081 sure you do. 300 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:36,815 i want to go to a school where i fit in, where i can be myself 301 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,442 and relax for once and really focus on learning. 302 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,067 i want to go to turner. at least for a year or two. 303 00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,770 you want to go to college to relax? 304 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:46,575 that doesn't sound like my honor society daughter. 305 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,215 relax socially. stop being the black kid, and just being a kid. 306 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,160 i'm tired of being in the extreme minority, 307 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,129 and i don't want to go to a place where people might 308 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:56,707 think i got in just because i'm african-american. 309 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,840 let people think what they want. 310 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,676 but dad, you don't know what it's like. 311 00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,620 you went to a black high school and then to turner. 312 00:13:02,645 --> 00:13:06,340 because i had to. if i had a crestmore degree in my pocket... 313 00:13:06,365 --> 00:13:09,612 jodie, their graduates are literally running this country. 314 00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:12,260 think of how that degree can help you catapult ahead. 315 00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:15,260 i'm not saying your life won't be harder til you graduate 316 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:17,276 but it'll be a hell of a lot easier after. 317 00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:19,417 four years versus the rest of your life. 318 00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,456 where is that landon spirit? 319 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,928 ( blowtorch welding ) 320 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,222 what's shaking, bacon? 321 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:32,989 i don't smell anything. hey, cool sculpture. 322 00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:36,636 it's like a comment on the underbelly of pain... or something. 323 00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:40,435 actually, it's a comment on bfac's incredibly high admission standards. 324 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,163 do you think it needs more lima beans? 325 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,050 nah. 326 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:47,599 um, why do you want to go to art college? you're already an artist. 327 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:51,691 i know. but i want to be a starving artist, so i need to ring up more debt. 328 00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:54,450 well, i'd never go to music school. 329 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:57,644 i wouldn't want any teachers trying to corrupt my vision. 330 00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,466 and that is their evil plan. 331 00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:00,827 tell me about it. 332 00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:05,143 i mean, can you imagine what spiral would sound like if we were, like, 333 00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:08,698 forced to practice, even when we don't want to? 334 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,200 umm... oh, lookie, missed a spot. 335 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,849 ( blowtorch welding ) 336 00:14:13,278 --> 00:14:16,580 there it is, tom: the place where your father and i met. 337 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,121 i was a sophomore, angier was a senior. 338 00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:21,301 it was a free concert by the carpenters. 339 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:24,608 um, i hope you weren't injured in the ensuing riot. 340 00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:27,160 well, i guess daria and i better go in for our meetings. 341 00:14:27,185 --> 00:14:28,701 don't want to get points off for being late. 342 00:14:28,726 --> 00:14:31,850 especially when we can get them off just for being ourselves. 343 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,670 little chance of that, i'm sure. 344 00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:34,701 i'll see you later. 345 00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:35,350 good luck! 346 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,325 thanks. 347 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:39,180 your parents met at a free carpenters concert? 348 00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:41,382 not only that, i'm pretty sure my dad had cotton in his ears 349 00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:43,704 just in case the music got too raucous. 350 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,069 hi. we have appointments to see lisa goldwin. 351 00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:54,638 so that's why the skating rink has that sign saying "clothes required." 352 00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,506 well, according to my grandfather, anyway. 353 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:59,817 then again, his motto is, "never let the truth get in the way of a good story." 354 00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,609 tom, it was really nice meeting you. 355 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,748 you too, lisa. daria, i guess it's your turn. see you later. 356 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:08,140 come on in, daria. are you as full of bromwell lore as tom? 357 00:15:08,165 --> 00:15:11,586 um, i doubt it. he seems to be really full of it. 358 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:17,388 daria, now that you've had a chance to drink in the campus, so to speak, 359 00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:18,594 what are your impressions? 360 00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:21,945 talk about the atmosphere? no, that's frivolous. 361 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,812 the resources? no, she'll think i mean money. 362 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:30,234 the campus? no, shallow. oh no, inappropriately long pause. 363 00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,140 talk. say anything. 364 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:37,320 ummm, i like the campus, the dorms, and, um, libraries... 365 00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,662 the learning... feeling? 366 00:15:39,687 --> 00:15:43,131 the learning feeling? could i be any less articulate? 367 00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:45,187 yes, we like those things, too. 368 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,680 tell me, daria, aside from gaining a first-rate 369 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:50,680 education from one of the finest faculties around, 370 00:15:50,705 --> 00:15:52,608 why do you want to attend bromwell? 371 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,633 should i talk about wanting to be a writer 372 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:57,358 and hoping bromwell will help me find my voice? 373 00:15:57,383 --> 00:15:59,795 oh, god, how pretentious can i get? 374 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,906 um, well, i guess i'm hoping that if i come here, 375 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:07,633 i may be exposed to, um, points of view i never considered. 376 00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:12,448 right, education. but what are you hoping to reap from your bromwell experience? 377 00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:16,003 reap. reap? ...reap reap! 378 00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:18,061 um, i hope to reap... 379 00:16:18,086 --> 00:16:20,194 god, what does she want? 380 00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,617 ummm, a chance to grow...? 381 00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:24,023 i did not say that! 382 00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:25,047 you're asking me? 383 00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:29,640 um, well, i think at bromwell, i can, umm... 384 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,898 find your voice, perhaps? 385 00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:35,851 umm, yes, exactly. find my voice. 386 00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:40,615 note to self: stop thinking so much, morgendorffer, you idiot! 387 00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:42,748 daria, is everything all right? 388 00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:46,195 ummm, do you think we might possibly start over, 389 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,789 and this time, i'll just answer your questions instead of 390 00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:52,609 agonizing over them internally and then blurting out something asinine? 391 00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:53,379 ( laughs ) 392 00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:54,190 sure. 393 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,828 and so i seated this one couple right next to this other couple, 394 00:16:57,853 --> 00:16:59,805 and all of a sudden, the guy at the first table started 395 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,773 screaming at the girl at the second table. 396 00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:04,586 i mean, how was i to know that she dumped that guy for the other one? 397 00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:05,975 quinn, that's terrible! 398 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,587 i know! the first guy was a lot cuter. hey sandi! 399 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,673 how are you? 400 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,205 what did you say sandi? 401 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,993 whaaat? 402 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:24,837 can't talk. laryngitis. sandi! you lost your voice! 403 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:25,550 ( gasps ) 404 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:30,417 so once i stopped worrying about what to say and just said it, 405 00:17:30,442 --> 00:17:32,136 i thought the interview went okay, 406 00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:35,135 but by then, i'd used up five of my fifteen minutes. 407 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,042 your interview was only fifteen minutes? i mean... 408 00:17:38,339 --> 00:17:42,749 ummm, we should probably get going if we want to make boston by dinner. 409 00:17:42,774 --> 00:17:44,141 right. um, mom? we should be... 410 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,461 look, tom. it's bill woods. 411 00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,617 you're right. he's a lit professor here; 412 00:17:48,642 --> 00:17:50,727 he was also in the lawn tennis team with my father. 413 00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:51,727 of course. 414 00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:54,320 kay! tom! i don't believe it! 415 00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:56,109 why didn't you tell me you were coming to town? 416 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,453 well, i knew we'd only be here for the day, but... 417 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,024 please, bill, do join us! 418 00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:01,914 actually, i'm on my way to a meeting. 419 00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:04,875 macarthur winners get so testy if they're kept waiting. 420 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,291 how about lunch tomorrow? 421 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:07,953 umm, mom? 422 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:11,578 we'd love to, but i'm afraid we have to go to boston and look at some other schools. 423 00:18:11,603 --> 00:18:13,813 really? you mean there are other schools? 424 00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:14,913 ( laughs ) 425 00:18:14,938 --> 00:18:16,282 oh, i'm sorry. 426 00:18:16,307 --> 00:18:18,945 professor woods this is daria morgendorffer. 427 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,547 daria, professor woods. 428 00:18:20,572 --> 00:18:21,359 hello. 429 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:24,063 well then, how about a 7:30 breakfast? 430 00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:26,820 you can still make boston by noon. what do you say, tom? 431 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:28,781 you can update me on your interview here. 432 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:32,249 maybe i can even throw a little influence your way. not that you'll need it. 433 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:34,680 that would be great. daria had an interview, too. 434 00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:38,491 then it's a date. i'll see everyone tomorrow in the faculty dining room. 435 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,899 daria, you don't mind, do you? 436 00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:42,820 umm. no, it's fine. 437 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:45,300 you know, it never hurts to know the faculty. 438 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,707 i'm sure he'd be happy to put in a good word for both of you. 439 00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:50,949 right, although he failed to say so. 440 00:18:50,974 --> 00:18:53,769 and hey about tomorrow? i don't really need to visit any more colleges, 441 00:18:53,794 --> 00:18:55,191 so we can go straight to raft. 442 00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:55,857 perfect. 443 00:18:55,882 --> 00:18:58,738 daria you'll have plenty of time to see the campus. 444 00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:09,099 mom, bill was supposed to meet us at seven-thirty. it's eight. 445 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:12,402 i promise. if he's not here in another... there he is! 446 00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:15,662 sorry i'm a little late, but i just couldn't get my publisher off the phone. 447 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,060 he does love to chat. 448 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:24,468 well, the worst of rush hour should be over, 449 00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,757 so with a little luck, we'll be in boston by one. 450 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:28,343 yeah, that'll be plenty of time. 451 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:32,762 ( horns honking ) 452 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:33,926 oh dear. 453 00:19:34,911 --> 00:19:36,284 ( thunder ) 454 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,310 oh my. 455 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,871 "and so, due to her inability to manage fashion club meetings 456 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:46,577 and a minor part-time job, quinn has been granted permission 457 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:53,937 to take an officially sanctioned sabtical..." "sabbactical..." 458 00:19:55,570 --> 00:20:00,109 let me help. "saaaa..." 459 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:04,329 "vacation from her vice-presidential duties." 460 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:05,929 ooohhh. 461 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,767 ( nervous laugh ) 462 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:13,162 daria, my sincerest apologies for arriving here so late. 463 00:20:13,187 --> 00:20:15,929 mom, it's not your fault. it's raining, and there was that pile-up, 464 00:20:15,954 --> 00:20:17,265 and then that really slow truck. 465 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:20,585 well, if only i could learn to drive a little more aggressively. 466 00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:24,398 daria, if you like, maybe we could stay on an extra day. 467 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,882 um, i don't think the admissions office is open on saturday. 468 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:30,640 oh, dear. well, let's at least drive through the campus 469 00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:32,358 and try to get some sense of it. 470 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,105 wow, deserted. 471 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,780 well we've learned that raft students know enough 472 00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,445 to come in out of the rain, huh daria? 473 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,710 daria, just let me know if you want to pull over. 474 00:20:41,735 --> 00:20:44,077 good thing we didn't get to bromwell this late, huh? 475 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:50,234 janet, about our um... situation, and all. 476 00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:53,163 i was thinking... things are moving awfully fast. 477 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:56,429 exactly. none of this long engagement crap. 478 00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:59,148 we've got to get cranking before my eggs dry up! 479 00:20:59,173 --> 00:21:01,210 janet, we really have to talk. 480 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:05,515 we'll live at my house. your house, with all those plants and macramé... 481 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:08,640 well, pardon my french but it's just too damn artistic. 482 00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:11,312 see, janet, that's what i mean. this talk about moving in... 483 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,093 better yet we'll get rid of both our places and buy a new one 484 00:21:14,118 --> 00:21:17,491 that doesn't reek with the stench of that loser ex-husband of mine. 485 00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:21,296 now, about the honeymoon, i've always had an itch to learn parasailing. 486 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,921 oh, dear! 487 00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:27,930 absolutely, eric! accidents can happen. 488 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,711 listen, they're bound to have pictures of seagulls covered in oil; 489 00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:34,125 maybe we can get some pictures of sailors covered in guano. 490 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:36,817 okay, eric, bye. 491 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:38,786 daria, how was your trip? 492 00:21:38,811 --> 00:21:41,434 let's see. we spent so much time at bromwell 493 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,629 that we only had time for the drive-by tour of raft, 494 00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:47,645 but i can safely report it has nice smooth roads. 495 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:51,825 oh, that's a shame. but, at least you got to see bromwell. what did you think? 496 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:55,676 well, it's pretty obvious you have to be in who's who to teach there. 497 00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:58,708 the libraries are big enough to park a jumbo jet in, 498 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:01,771 and what can i say about the dorm room's high speed computer lines, 499 00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:04,911 except that hacking the pentagon just got a whole lot easier. 500 00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:06,115 that sounds wonderful! 501 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,019 yeah. 502 00:22:07,044 --> 00:22:10,872 the only drawback is trying to find your classes through the fog of smugness. 503 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:14,023 yes, it's a small price to pay for a bromwell education. 504 00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:16,289 remember that when i come home on break 505 00:22:16,314 --> 00:22:18,578 referring to you and dad as the farmers. 506 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,640 i just mean the school's high opinion of itself 507 00:22:20,665 --> 00:22:22,586 isn't completely without merit. 508 00:22:22,611 --> 00:22:25,523 so you don't care either that i never got to see raft. 509 00:22:25,548 --> 00:22:26,233 what? 510 00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:28,679 hey, daria! guess what came in the mail? 511 00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:31,078 the middleton course catalog! and guess what? 512 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:34,492 they've eliminated all the requirements, so you can take whatever you want! 513 00:22:34,517 --> 00:22:37,711 you know, bromwell isn't the only university in the world. 514 00:22:37,736 --> 00:22:39,859 bromwell? i was talking about middleton. 515 00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:40,905 ( sighs ) 516 00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:44,086 wait a minute! bromwell's not a military school! 517 00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:46,633 yeah, bromwell! great idea, daria! 518 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:47,937 leave me alone. 519 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,383 what's the matter with her? 520 00:22:49,408 --> 00:22:50,408 ( exasperated sigh ) 521 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,950 "will you accept our gift of a dollar just to answer a few 522 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:57,325 simple questions about potency?" yeah! 523 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,362 hey, quinn, glad you could make it. these are my friends, cain and don. 524 00:23:04,387 --> 00:23:05,365 hi how's it going? 525 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:06,842 quinn works with me at governor's park. 526 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:09,779 i love governor's park, they hire such pretty women. 527 00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:11,224 oh, heh... 528 00:23:11,249 --> 00:23:12,076 what's your major? 529 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:16,060 um, i don't have a major per se. i'm kind of still in high school. 530 00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:18,443 high school? lucky... not! 531 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:19,455 ( they laugh ) 532 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,193 but i'm planning on going to college. 533 00:23:21,218 --> 00:23:25,083 college is absolutely essential. the concerts and parties are so much better. 534 00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:27,741 i know. i heard "boys r guys" are coming. 535 00:23:27,766 --> 00:23:30,003 yeah. can you believe it? are they bad enough? 536 00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:31,831 euch! awful. 537 00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:36,854 yeah! they're terrible! so, what bands do you guys like? 538 00:23:39,559 --> 00:23:40,715 ( camera shutter ) 539 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:46,349 i can't submit you to bfac. you suck. you all suck, too. 540 00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:47,372 ( sighs ) 541 00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:49,974 or maybe it's time for janey's sugar break. 542 00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:58,911 oh, look, this month's mail. wow, state university and lawndale state. 543 00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:01,435 "we regret to inform you that..." 544 00:24:03,187 --> 00:24:07,982 "due to an unprecedented number of applications..." damn. 545 00:24:08,007 --> 00:24:08,694 huh? 546 00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:11,046 both the colleges i applied to rejected me. 547 00:24:11,071 --> 00:24:14,075 i knew i shouldn't have taken the math portion of my sats. 548 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:19,060 oh. hey, sorry. wasn't there some other college? 549 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:22,202 bfac? they're waiting for my portfolio. hmm. 550 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,379 no point in busting my ass to finish that. 551 00:24:24,404 --> 00:24:28,740 no kidding. who are these people to judge you, anyway? 552 00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:29,607 what do you mean? 553 00:24:29,632 --> 00:24:34,165 hey janey, if they could create art, they wouldn't be teaching it. 554 00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:37,113 you know, you're actually beginning to make sense. 555 00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:40,136 why waste four years learning a bunch of useless technique and theory 556 00:24:40,161 --> 00:24:43,703 i'll probably just have to unlearn if i ever want to create my own style? 557 00:24:43,728 --> 00:24:44,938 works for me. 558 00:24:44,963 --> 00:24:47,867 what's the point of lawndale state or even bfac? 559 00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:50,047 galleries won't care if i have a degree. 560 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,657 in fact, i bet most artists don't go to college. 561 00:24:52,682 --> 00:24:54,016 why would they? 562 00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:56,438 unless they wanted to avoid the draft. 563 00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:58,182 or their parents made them. 564 00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:00,453 or they followed some girl there. 565 00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:02,508 or they were showing a movie. or... 566 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:03,024 trent! 567 00:25:03,049 --> 00:25:03,578 huh? 568 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,415 i've come to a decision. i'm not going to college. 569 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,492 good plan. 570 00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:09,664 you and i will pursue our muse together, 571 00:25:09,689 --> 00:25:11,805 hunker down here in our creative bunker, 572 00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:14,000 periodically issuing forth new works that will 573 00:25:14,025 --> 00:25:17,016 invariably rock the art and music worlds, respectively. 574 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:21,703 hmmm. this isn't going to require me to get up for breakfast, is it? 575 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,661 and when my friend woke up, they had stolen his liver. 576 00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:29,591 that's what he said. although the way he drinks, 577 00:25:29,616 --> 00:25:31,786 it's possible he just left it in a bar somewhere. 578 00:25:31,811 --> 00:25:33,098 ( they laugh ) 579 00:25:33,504 --> 00:25:35,591 i wonder who her designer is? 580 00:25:35,616 --> 00:25:37,575 i know, alicia's dress is awesome! 581 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,661 you like it? 582 00:25:38,686 --> 00:25:40,981 sure. that's what you meant, right? 583 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,075 you weren't trashing her? 584 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,388 no, of course not. 585 00:25:43,413 --> 00:25:45,552 i didn't think so. you're not the type who has to build 586 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:48,880 herself up by putting others down. i hate people like that. 587 00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:53,692 yeah, me too. this mirror is so pretty. where did you get it? 588 00:25:53,717 --> 00:25:54,372 i made it. 589 00:25:54,397 --> 00:25:56,297 really? you know how to make glass? 590 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,708 i bought the actual mirror, 591 00:25:57,733 --> 00:26:00,224 but i painted the tiles and put the frame together. 592 00:26:00,249 --> 00:26:01,669 i'll make one for you if you like. 593 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:05,200 lindy, that's really, really nice, but i can't pay you right away. 594 00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:07,317 quinn, don't be silly! it's a gift. 595 00:26:07,342 --> 00:26:09,466 i make mirrors for all my good friends. 596 00:26:09,491 --> 00:26:11,013 i'm gonna grab another beer, 597 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:13,114 then you can tell me what color tiles you like. 598 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,372 okay. 599 00:26:16,615 --> 00:26:17,711 ( phone rings ) 600 00:26:17,736 --> 00:26:18,423 hello? 601 00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:20,056 hey daria, up to anything? 602 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:22,251 just my usual nefarious tricks. 603 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,159 and i'm working on a short story. 604 00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:26,200 or at least it was twenty pages ago. 605 00:26:26,225 --> 00:26:28,239 want to take a break and go to the hitchcock festival? 606 00:26:28,264 --> 00:26:30,372 rope is playing. i thought a film about bumping off your 607 00:26:30,397 --> 00:26:33,223 ivy-league classmate would help us get in the spirit for next year. 608 00:26:33,248 --> 00:26:37,176 hmm. i'll admit a good murder movie never fails to cheer me up. 609 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:39,239 how about we meet there? it'll save me some time 610 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,247 if i don't have to swing by your place on the way. 611 00:26:41,272 --> 00:26:41,957 sure. 612 00:26:41,982 --> 00:26:44,028 great. see you inside at 7:30. 613 00:26:49,715 --> 00:26:50,847 ( redials ) 614 00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:51,599 hello? 615 00:26:51,624 --> 00:26:54,013 on second thought, i really shouldn't leave my 616 00:26:54,038 --> 00:26:57,419 protagonist all alone just after her eyeballs have burst. 617 00:26:57,444 --> 00:26:58,966 how about later in the week? 618 00:26:58,991 --> 00:27:01,255 um, okay. give me a call when you're free. 619 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,911 okay. bye. 620 00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:09,227 ( note sliding under door ) 621 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:14,165 huh? when will ms. li stop trying to collect fingerprint samples? 622 00:27:15,766 --> 00:27:16,665 oh. 623 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,728 the liquid dinner? 624 00:27:23,496 --> 00:27:25,425 i hate bad bang fluff days. 625 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:28,250 oh, quinn! i have to talk to you about something just awful! 626 00:27:28,275 --> 00:27:31,417 um, stacy, if this is about how your little toe is all knobbly... 627 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:34,792 not that. you know when i made that birthday wish at governor's park? 628 00:27:34,817 --> 00:27:37,946 well, i didn't mean to, but sandi was talking and it was ruining my concentration, 629 00:27:37,971 --> 00:27:40,672 and, well, i wished that she'd just shut up and then i blew out the candle 630 00:27:40,697 --> 00:27:42,250 and it was too late to take back the wish 631 00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:44,204 and then sandi came down with laryngitis! 632 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:47,235 that's terrible! it's like that movie where that lady 633 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,618 put that curse on that guy and he kept losing weight, 634 00:27:49,643 --> 00:27:52,211 although i still haven't figured out what was supposed to be bad about that. 635 00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:54,391 i don't know what to do, and i don't want to tell sandi, 636 00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:56,149 because you know how her eyes get all narrow 637 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,508 and her lip curls and she gets that lizard face. 638 00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:01,352 stacy, this is easily solved. just lift the curse. 639 00:28:01,377 --> 00:28:04,055 but how do you do that? i didn't know i was cursing her! 640 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,461 god, stacy! what do i look like, a hoodoo expert? 641 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,633 i don't know how to lift a curse. you're gonna have to find someone who does. 642 00:28:12,896 --> 00:28:17,655 i'm so excited! i just found out i got into great prairie state university! 643 00:28:17,689 --> 00:28:18,915 you did? me too! 644 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:20,213 so did i! me, too! 645 00:28:20,277 --> 00:28:23,166 wow! it was really nice of them to take all of us! 646 00:28:23,191 --> 00:28:26,330 i know! especially after everyone else said no. 647 00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:27,697 hey, how's it going? 648 00:28:27,722 --> 00:28:30,924 kevvie! guess what? practically the whole cheerleading squad 649 00:28:30,949 --> 00:28:33,463 is going to great prairie state university. 650 00:28:33,488 --> 00:28:34,549 that's nice, babe. 651 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:36,018 wait, where are you going? 652 00:28:36,043 --> 00:28:36,986 practice. 653 00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:38,143 ooh! 654 00:28:38,168 --> 00:28:40,807 brittany? didn't you mean where's he going to college? 655 00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:42,150 hey, yeah! 656 00:28:42,175 --> 00:28:44,330 brittany, isn't football season over? 657 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:47,057 hey, yeah! kevvie! 658 00:28:48,939 --> 00:28:51,936 hey, shake the hand of a vance university man. 659 00:28:51,961 --> 00:28:54,725 you got the scholarship? oh, mack! that's great! 660 00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:56,561 you're actually shaking my hand? 661 00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:57,592 oh, mack! 662 00:28:58,346 --> 00:28:59,530 is something the matter? 663 00:28:59,555 --> 00:29:01,874 what could be the matter? everything's perfect. 664 00:29:02,382 --> 00:29:04,999 i got into crestmore. 665 00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:08,436 crestmore took you when turner didn't? that's weird. 666 00:29:08,461 --> 00:29:10,147 i got into turner, too. 667 00:29:10,172 --> 00:29:12,725 what? but didn't you tell your father that's where you want to go? 668 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,491 i tried, mack, but he's right. 669 00:29:14,516 --> 00:29:17,272 crestmore is gonna open doors for me that turner never could. 670 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,889 i think it's a better choice. 671 00:29:18,914 --> 00:29:20,983 no, you don't. look at you! you're miserable! 672 00:29:21,008 --> 00:29:23,217 i don't want to talk about it anymore, okay? 673 00:29:23,242 --> 00:29:25,811 i told you, i want to go to crestmore. 674 00:29:29,421 --> 00:29:31,522 this college waiting game sucks, 675 00:29:31,547 --> 00:29:33,999 although it does provide the unexpected benefit 676 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:37,154 of taking my mind off of every other aspect of my life. 677 00:29:37,179 --> 00:29:39,546 i know the feeling. well, i did know the feeling. 678 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,132 or, at least, kind of knew the feeling. 679 00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:42,952 wait, you heard from bfac? 680 00:29:42,977 --> 00:29:44,240 um, no. 681 00:29:44,265 --> 00:29:46,040 when do you send in your portfolio? 682 00:29:46,065 --> 00:29:48,741 see, the thing is, daria, after much thought and consideration, 683 00:29:48,766 --> 00:29:51,726 i decided not to bother. i don't need college to be an artist. 684 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,577 oh look, someone drove into the munsen's pool again. 685 00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:54,546 you what? 686 00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,554 now daria, i've talked this over with trent. 687 00:29:56,579 --> 00:29:58,273 oh, now i'm reassured. 688 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:02,970 it's not completely my choice. i got rejected by lawndale state and state university. 689 00:30:02,995 --> 00:30:05,484 and i filled in the little lines so neatly too. 690 00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:07,000 oh, sorry. 691 00:30:07,025 --> 00:30:10,288 but you said yourself their art teachers couldn't even draw spunky. 692 00:30:10,313 --> 00:30:13,363 exactly, and if college is about placing your fate in the hands of such 693 00:30:13,388 --> 00:30:16,765 untalented dopes, it just seems like a colossal waste of time. 694 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:18,616 besides, you know me, i gotta be footloose. 695 00:30:18,641 --> 00:30:21,234 the phrase you're looking for is screw loose. 696 00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:23,538 you can't let two rejections from places you don't 697 00:30:23,563 --> 00:30:26,273 even want to go make you afraid to try again. 698 00:30:26,298 --> 00:30:28,976 you know, daria, not everyone goes to college. 699 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,218 in fact, get past the sloane-esque snobbery and you'll realize 700 00:30:32,243 --> 00:30:35,320 there are a lot of really successful people with mere high school diplomas, 701 00:30:35,345 --> 00:30:36,640 or no diplomas at all. 702 00:30:36,665 --> 00:30:39,061 i'm not saying everyone has to go to college. 703 00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:42,761 i'm saying old footloose jane lane doesn't know all there is to know yet 704 00:30:42,786 --> 00:30:46,535 about art or anything else, and may be making an ill-advised decision 705 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:51,097 to end her education based on temporary, if admittedly justified, disappointment. 706 00:30:51,122 --> 00:30:55,066 daria, you're so predictable. i knew you were going to try to talk me out of this. 707 00:30:55,091 --> 00:30:56,535 is that why you brought it up? 708 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,527 look, dr. freud, i appreciate your concern and all, but our 45 minutes are up. 709 00:31:00,552 --> 00:31:01,629 see you later. 710 00:31:02,665 --> 00:31:04,621 "sloane-esque snobbery?" 711 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:11,014 envelope big and thick. good. 712 00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:15,428 "welcome to raft." great, one down. 713 00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:20,233 envelope small and thin. not good. 714 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:27,622 "thank you for your interest in bromwell... record number of qualified applicants..." 715 00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:29,325 waiting list! 716 00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:33,241 this year's list is exceptionally long due to the high volume of... 717 00:31:33,499 --> 00:31:35,467 well, i guess that's settled. 718 00:31:35,492 --> 00:31:37,358 daria, is everything all right? 719 00:31:37,383 --> 00:31:38,545 i got into raft. 720 00:31:38,570 --> 00:31:40,950 you did? congratulations! 721 00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:43,108 don't put on your party hat just yet. 722 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:45,248 i've been wait-listed at bromwell. 723 00:31:45,748 --> 00:31:51,241 oh. daria, i'm sorry. although bromwell's still not out of the question. 724 00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:54,412 you're right. the entire incoming class could be stricken 725 00:31:54,437 --> 00:31:58,537 with a crippling disease, moving me up a couple of notches on the waiting list. 726 00:31:58,562 --> 00:32:02,920 honey, i know you're disappointed, but raft is a great university, 727 00:32:02,945 --> 00:32:06,959 and it's smaller the bromwell so you'll probably get more individual attention. 728 00:32:06,984 --> 00:32:10,974 says the woman who thinks bromwell is a magic carpet ride to success. 729 00:32:10,999 --> 00:32:12,272 don't patronize me. 730 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,280 don't patronize me, daria. 731 00:32:14,305 --> 00:32:16,108 i haven't changed my opinion of bromwell, 732 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:18,709 but i haven't changed my opinion of raft, either. 733 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:20,256 it's a wonderful school. 734 00:32:20,281 --> 00:32:22,787 it's just not the wonderful school. 735 00:32:27,436 --> 00:32:28,443 one mai tai. 736 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,482 don't remember the last time i made one of these, much less tasted one. 737 00:32:31,507 --> 00:32:34,599 really? they're very refreshing. quite citrusy! 738 00:32:34,624 --> 00:32:37,771 yeah, that's what our customers come in for, the citrus. 739 00:32:38,195 --> 00:32:38,905 anthony? 740 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:41,913 timothy, forgive me if my actions are presumptuous, 741 00:32:41,938 --> 00:32:45,007 but i cannot stand idly by when a colleague and friend 742 00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:47,990 teeters on the precipice of unimaginable misery. 743 00:32:48,015 --> 00:32:51,765 no, really! it's very refreshing. the citrus adds a tang... 744 00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:56,230 i'm talking about your espousal to the she-devil who walks among us! 745 00:32:56,255 --> 00:32:57,330 umm... huh? 746 00:32:57,355 --> 00:33:00,175 you... barch... engaged! 747 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,808 eep! you sent me the card! but, how did you know? 748 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:04,693 what'll it be, bub? 749 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:07,290 i'll have the same, whatever it is. 750 00:33:07,315 --> 00:33:09,325 we're keeping our engagement a secret because of 751 00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:11,805 ms. li's rule about faculty fraternization. 752 00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:15,282 the one school regulation i heartily agree with! 753 00:33:15,307 --> 00:33:19,000 but i happened to overhear your proposal, or lack thereof. 754 00:33:19,025 --> 00:33:24,185 and timothy, i cannot be silent! i'm going to help you, help you be strong, 755 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:27,641 help you stand up for yourself, help you take back the night! 756 00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:33,672 you'd do that for me? oh, anthony, i felt so scared, so alone. 757 00:33:33,697 --> 00:33:35,860 you're my best friend in the whole world. 758 00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:36,465 ( sobs ) 759 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:40,844 now, now, timothy, there's no need for that. you'd do the same for me. 760 00:33:40,869 --> 00:33:43,422 oh, god, i'm getting dewy-eyed. 761 00:33:43,711 --> 00:33:47,695 ( both crying ) 762 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,921 ( phone rings ) 763 00:33:57,975 --> 00:33:58,563 hello? 764 00:33:58,588 --> 00:33:59,270 hey, daria. 765 00:33:59,295 --> 00:33:59,891 hi. 766 00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:00,555 what's the matter? 767 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:04,781 i can't do a thing with my hair. oh, and i've been wait-listed at bromwell. 768 00:34:04,806 --> 00:34:07,282 wait-listed? nobody gets in from the wait-list. 769 00:34:07,307 --> 00:34:09,277 stop being so diplomatic, would you? 770 00:34:09,302 --> 00:34:12,092 god, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to blurt that out. i'm just shocked. 771 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:13,687 i did get accepted to raft. 772 00:34:13,712 --> 00:34:15,813 i can't believe it. i was sure you'd get in. 773 00:34:15,838 --> 00:34:18,063 did i mention that i was accepted at raft? 774 00:34:18,088 --> 00:34:19,922 yeah. i mean, that's good. 775 00:34:19,947 --> 00:34:21,687 try to control your enthusiasm. 776 00:34:21,712 --> 00:34:24,156 i said that's good. raft's a really good school. 777 00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:29,968 hmm, what about you? you hear anything? you got into bromwell. 778 00:34:29,993 --> 00:34:31,775 that's sort of why i was calling. 779 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,431 well, surprise of surprises. a sloane at bromwell. 780 00:34:35,456 --> 00:34:37,510 hey, come on, daria. it wasn't a sure thing. 781 00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:39,455 your uncle built them a wing. 782 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,306 the only thing that might have kept you out of bromwell is a murder conviction, 783 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,845 and even then, only if you'd killed the dean of students. 784 00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:48,126 hey, it's not my fault you had a shaky interview. 785 00:34:48,151 --> 00:34:52,134 yes, well, nothing like dropping a few ancestor anecdotes 786 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,205 to convince them of your qualifications. 787 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:56,759 i got into raft without any interview at all. 788 00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:58,119 i'm not gonna touch that one. 789 00:34:58,144 --> 00:35:01,103 what are you saying? i got in because they didn't meet me? 790 00:35:01,128 --> 00:35:02,197 screw you! 791 00:35:02,222 --> 00:35:03,019 ( slams phone down ) 792 00:35:15,192 --> 00:35:18,119 quinn, i'm so glad you wanted to see a kiss before heaven. 793 00:35:18,144 --> 00:35:20,869 i can't help myself, i'm a sucker for these tear-jerkers. 794 00:35:20,894 --> 00:35:25,869 are you kidding? i love hospital room movies. and i hate seeing them with guys. 795 00:35:25,894 --> 00:35:28,033 they always get mad because nothing blows up. 796 00:35:28,058 --> 00:35:31,244 guys love explosions and rocket attacks and death rays. 797 00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:34,658 they don't understand how much more fun it is to watch someone die slowly. 798 00:35:34,683 --> 00:35:35,627 i know! 799 00:35:35,652 --> 00:35:37,082 ( both laugh ) 800 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:48,188 daria, can we finish our conversation? 801 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:52,325 tom got into bromwell. so you see, they're not rejecting everyone. 802 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:57,548 oh, well, some people have a certain... edge over the rest of us. 803 00:35:57,573 --> 00:36:01,860 you don't say. look, i didn't mean to snap at you, 804 00:36:01,885 --> 00:36:05,765 but you're the one who told me about the advantages of a bromwell education. 805 00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:06,993 that doesn't mean raft... 806 00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:10,290 i didn't get into the school that i wanted, and you wanted for me. 807 00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:12,445 what am i supposed to think about my prospects? 808 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:17,867 your prospects? daria, you'll be going to your second choice college, not prison. 809 00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:22,500 look at me: i went to middleton. it's not half the school that raft is. 810 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:23,249 what? 811 00:36:23,274 --> 00:36:27,454 middleton's not half the school that raft is, as you know damned well. 812 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:29,977 i applied to college during the height of the baby boom. 813 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:34,048 competition was so fierce i got rejected from my first and second choices. 814 00:36:34,073 --> 00:36:36,016 and, see, i lived to tell about it. 815 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:36,700 hmm. 816 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:40,188 i made the most of the education i did get, and so will you. 817 00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:45,338 raft is an excellent school. you should be very proud. i know i am. 818 00:36:45,363 --> 00:36:48,617 um, dad seems to think middleton's hot stuff. 819 00:36:48,642 --> 00:36:51,782 your father needs to maintain certain illusions about his youth 820 00:36:51,807 --> 00:36:55,800 in order to function. it's... cute. 821 00:36:55,825 --> 00:36:57,786 i hope i don't end up the same way. 822 00:36:57,811 --> 00:37:02,024 daria, you're destined for great things no matter where you go to school. 823 00:37:02,049 --> 00:37:03,075 i know it. 824 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:07,790 hmmm. all right, then. i suppose i can stop worrying about getting into college 825 00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:10,470 and start worrying about this disgusting elitism i have 826 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,626 managed to develop during the process. 827 00:37:12,651 --> 00:37:13,257 good. 828 00:37:13,282 --> 00:37:17,110 that'll keep you from worrying about what kind of weirdo you'll get for a roommate. 829 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,087 mmm. 830 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:23,194 quinn, didn't you love that movie? it was so sad when eleanor died. 831 00:37:23,219 --> 00:37:26,594 um, eleanor didn't die. her sister eileen did. 832 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:30,990 oh, right. eileen. what should we do now? wanna to go clubbing? 833 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:35,015 um, thanks, but i'm still in high school. you know, underaged. 834 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,505 oh, yeah. that sucks. 835 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:40,214 well, look, it's so nice out, let's just pick up some wine and hang out in the park. 836 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:44,016 umm, lindy, are you sure you want more to drink? it's getting kind of late. 837 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:47,736 that's what the morning's for. sleep. now, where is my car? 838 00:37:47,761 --> 00:37:51,273 lindy, maybe you shouldn't drive. come on, i'll call us both a cab. 839 00:37:51,298 --> 00:37:54,640 put that away. hey movie pal you're acting like i'm drunk. 840 00:37:54,665 --> 00:37:56,914 well you do seem a little, you know, tipsy. 841 00:37:56,939 --> 00:37:59,297 just happy! now let's find my car. 842 00:37:59,322 --> 00:38:02,273 lindy i'm serious. i really don't know if you should drive. 843 00:38:02,298 --> 00:38:04,218 relax, i drive like this all the time. 844 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:04,984 really? 845 00:38:05,009 --> 00:38:08,679 well, well, if it isn't miss morgendorffer the younger. 846 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,875 and who is your comely companion? 847 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:11,788 ( laughs ) 848 00:38:11,813 --> 00:38:15,226 upchuck, don't get any ideas or anything, but i need a ride home. 849 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,023 no, you don't. 850 00:38:16,048 --> 00:38:19,640 do my ears deceive me? a delectable damsel in distress 851 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:23,164 reaching out to senõr suavicito in her hour of need? 852 00:38:23,189 --> 00:38:26,679 lindy, it's no big deal, he just lives around the corner from me, that's all. 853 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:30,062 in fact, why don't you come, too? we can pick up your car tomorrow. 854 00:38:30,087 --> 00:38:31,734 do you mind driving my friend home, upchuck? 855 00:38:31,759 --> 00:38:32,813 rarrr! 856 00:38:32,838 --> 00:38:36,945 quinn, the night is so young. i think i'm gonna hit a couple of clubs after all. 857 00:38:36,970 --> 00:38:37,968 see you tomorrow. 858 00:38:37,993 --> 00:38:41,484 lindy, come on, we'll drive you to the clubs! lindy! 859 00:38:41,509 --> 00:38:45,609 i don't understand the charade about being neighbors, my lissome enchantress, 860 00:38:45,634 --> 00:38:50,744 but it concerns me not. come, allow me to escort you to my... chariot. 861 00:38:50,769 --> 00:38:54,047 get away from me, you creep. hello, cabs 'n stuff? 862 00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:57,892 ( phone rings ) 863 00:38:58,711 --> 00:38:59,298 hello? 864 00:38:59,323 --> 00:39:01,751 that crack i made was stupid and completely out of line. 865 00:39:01,776 --> 00:39:04,595 thank you for the bulletin, but i already knew that. 866 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,501 forgive me? 867 00:39:05,526 --> 00:39:07,055 what's in it for me? 868 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,055 as a matter of fact i've got an answer for that. 869 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,923 let's say, for the sake of argument, 870 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,751 that my family connections at bromwell did help me get in. 871 00:39:13,776 --> 00:39:17,055 i'm sure my parents would be happy to write a letter of recommendation for you. 872 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,882 what do you say? 873 00:39:17,907 --> 00:39:22,040 yes, virginia, there really is such a thing as noblesse oblige. 874 00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:26,040 thanks, but i'll pass. i'd rather get in on my own merits, and besides, 875 00:39:26,065 --> 00:39:28,298 i think i'm gonna like raft just fine. 876 00:39:28,323 --> 00:39:29,048 you sure? 877 00:39:29,073 --> 00:39:30,805 yeah, but thanks. 878 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,340 your eight o'clock is here. 879 00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:36,368 send him in. 880 00:39:36,895 --> 00:39:39,925 come in, mack. have a seat, and congratulations about vance. 881 00:39:39,950 --> 00:39:42,508 thank you. thanks for squeezing me in before school. 882 00:39:42,533 --> 00:39:46,696 no problem, no problem. you said on the phone you wanted to talk about jodie? 883 00:39:46,721 --> 00:39:47,235 yeah. 884 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,548 you're not gonna ask me for her hand in marriage, are you? 885 00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:52,095 because i'm too young to be a grandfather, mack, you understand? 886 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,376 grandfather? ummm, no, mr. landon, it's nothing like that. 887 00:39:55,401 --> 00:40:00,179 thank you, god! i mean... of course not. so, how can i help you? 888 00:40:00,204 --> 00:40:02,180 i hope you don't think i'm out of line but, 889 00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:05,515 jodie's been acting really unhappy lately, and i think it's because of crestmore. 890 00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:09,480 impossible! we had a long talk about it and she's really looking forward to going. 891 00:40:09,505 --> 00:40:11,955 with all due respect, sir, i don't believe that's true. 892 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:14,705 she's been putting a lot of pressure on herself for a long time. 893 00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:18,291 i think she really needs a different kind of environment. like turner. 894 00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:18,735 ( laughs ) 895 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,563 how is she gonna go to turner? she didn't even apply. 896 00:40:23,483 --> 00:40:25,241 what do you mean acting unhappy? 897 00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:27,516 quiet. distracted. crying. 898 00:40:28,663 --> 00:40:30,139 you're not gonna be a grandfather. 899 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:33,536 look, michael, we all think we know what we want when we're young. 900 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:37,421 if jodie passes on crestmore, she'll end up regretting it for the rest of her life. 901 00:40:37,692 --> 00:40:41,107 besides, crestmore is a lot closer to vance than turner is. 902 00:40:41,132 --> 00:40:43,075 better for you if you want to see each other. 903 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:46,482 we won't see each other if jodie has a breakdown and drops out of school. 904 00:40:46,507 --> 00:40:49,622 then it's a good thing breakdowns aren't allowed in our family. 905 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:53,159 anyway, if she really wanted to go to turner, she'd have applied there. 906 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,958 she did. she got in. 907 00:40:54,983 --> 00:40:55,704 what? 908 00:40:55,729 --> 00:40:57,864 she got in. she's afraid to tell you. 909 00:40:59,855 --> 00:41:03,050 well it was nice of tom to offer to get his folks to write to bromwell. 910 00:41:03,075 --> 00:41:06,778 it's just that the whole thing smacks of some crappy romance novel 911 00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:09,950 where the troubled young viscount decides the lowly stable girl 912 00:41:09,975 --> 00:41:11,919 is good enough for him after all. 913 00:41:11,944 --> 00:41:14,205 i always saw you as more of a scullery maid. 914 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:16,260 and why should the sloane's seal of approval 915 00:41:16,285 --> 00:41:18,403 matter more to bromwell than my transcripts? 916 00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:20,810 "dear dean skippy, please admit daria. 917 00:41:20,835 --> 00:41:23,449 she's a fine young woman, even if she isn't one of us." 918 00:41:23,474 --> 00:41:26,622 exactly. besides, if they write a recommendation, 919 00:41:26,647 --> 00:41:30,260 it'll just make it that much worse when i do get that ultimate rejection. 920 00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:33,550 you are very wise for a humble laundress, and generous, too. 921 00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:34,985 how come you bought the pizza? 922 00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:38,130 to make you feel too guilty to storm off in a huff when i ask if 923 00:41:38,155 --> 00:41:40,591 you've sent your portfolio in to bfac yet. 924 00:41:40,616 --> 00:41:42,324 why bother? it's too late. 925 00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:43,942 not for mid-year enrollment. 926 00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:47,013 daria, i already told you. i'm just not the college type. 927 00:41:48,274 --> 00:41:52,836 oooh, a cheeseless bell pepper pizza! and you don't even like cheeseless. 928 00:41:52,861 --> 00:41:54,789 hey! nothing but the best for my babe! 929 00:41:54,821 --> 00:41:57,956 gee kevvie, i can't believe how nice you've been lately. 930 00:41:57,981 --> 00:41:59,850 well heck, your my babe! 931 00:42:00,043 --> 00:42:04,135 i just love bell peppers. you can almost hear them ringing. 932 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,840 hey, brit, even though you're going away to great prairie state next year, 933 00:42:07,865 --> 00:42:11,760 you'll still be my babe, right? i mean, no matter where i go? right? 934 00:42:11,785 --> 00:42:14,102 um, sure. why do you ask? 935 00:42:14,127 --> 00:42:16,358 i just want to see how deep is your love, babe. 936 00:42:16,383 --> 00:42:19,007 hey, and speaking of deep, watch this! 937 00:42:19,031 --> 00:42:25,123 i'm a clown, i'm a clown, i'm a... funny, huh babe? 938 00:42:25,148 --> 00:42:26,158 ( sighs ) 939 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:30,396 i couldn't paint anything decent with that application hanging over my head, anyway. 940 00:42:30,421 --> 00:42:33,452 believe me, that portfolio would never have gotten me into bfac. 941 00:42:33,477 --> 00:42:34,005 ( laughs ) 942 00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:36,093 que ironico, the minute the pressure was off, 943 00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:38,435 i started doing some really interesting stuff again. 944 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:41,544 so it's the old "reject them before they reject me." 945 00:42:41,569 --> 00:42:43,489 yeah, the same thing you're doing with bromwell. 946 00:42:43,514 --> 00:42:45,607 i was already rejected by bromwell. 947 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:48,068 so was i. by state u and lawndale state. 948 00:42:48,093 --> 00:42:52,543 but you told me you don't care what their sucky art departments thought of your work. 949 00:42:52,568 --> 00:42:55,030 really. they're so sucky they didn't even ask to see it. 950 00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:55,757 what? 951 00:42:55,968 --> 00:42:58,958 they didn't ask to see any of my stuff, so i didn't send any. 952 00:42:58,983 --> 00:43:03,224 wait. you get rejected by schools that don't care if you have artistic talent, 953 00:43:03,249 --> 00:43:06,122 but the one that does care, you decide not to go for? 954 00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:08,788 for the same reason you're not gonna let the sloanes write a letter 955 00:43:08,813 --> 00:43:11,764 that might get you into bromwell, even though you wouldn't have to lift a finger. 956 00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:14,163 rejection sucks. you said so yourself. 957 00:43:14,353 --> 00:43:15,329 ( takes deep breath ) 958 00:43:15,354 --> 00:43:16,850 i'll make you a deal. 959 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:21,064 if i prostrate myself before the sloanes and ask them for that letter, 960 00:43:21,089 --> 00:43:24,286 will you finish your portfolio and send it to bfac? 961 00:43:24,624 --> 00:43:27,284 god, daria! you must really think i have a shot. 962 00:43:27,309 --> 00:43:30,469 and all i had to do to convince you was offer myself up 963 00:43:30,494 --> 00:43:33,266 for a round of thoroughly gratuitous humiliation. 964 00:43:33,454 --> 00:43:37,172 well, i guess i wouldn't be much of a friend if i deprived you of that. 965 00:43:37,363 --> 00:43:40,977 you drive a hard bargain, morgendorffer, but you've got yourself a deal. 966 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:47,579 hello? 967 00:43:47,604 --> 00:43:50,127 hey. you know that letter we talked about? 968 00:43:50,152 --> 00:43:51,791 you mean the one you wanted my parents to write? 969 00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,893 the one you offered to have them write. 970 00:43:54,182 --> 00:43:56,075 well, i guess it couldn't hurt. 971 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,627 great! i knew you'd come around. 972 00:43:57,652 --> 00:44:00,205 then you know me better than i know myself. 973 00:44:00,230 --> 00:44:03,345 i'll ask my parents right now. i'm sure they do this kind of thing all the time. 974 00:44:03,370 --> 00:44:06,409 oh, good. then they can just send out the form letter. 975 00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:10,409 right. the good form letter. let me catch them before they go out. call me later? 976 00:44:10,434 --> 00:44:12,889 sure. um, thanks. 977 00:44:14,071 --> 00:44:14,826 damn. 978 00:44:17,490 --> 00:44:20,514 yo, trent! you're just in time to run me down to package-air. 979 00:44:20,539 --> 00:44:22,506 i want to get my portfolio off to bfac. 980 00:44:22,531 --> 00:44:25,623 whoa. i thought you weren't going to college. 981 00:44:25,648 --> 00:44:28,850 i changed my mind, although first i kind of have to get them to take me. 982 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:31,107 what about focusing on your art? 983 00:44:31,132 --> 00:44:33,912 see, i can do that at boston fine arts college. 984 00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:36,560 that's why they put in the word "arts." come on, let's go. 985 00:44:36,585 --> 00:44:41,326 i don't know. i have to get used to this whole selling out thing first. 986 00:44:41,351 --> 00:44:42,717 trent, i'm not selling out. 987 00:44:42,742 --> 00:44:46,326 i'm attempting to acquire the skills and knowledge that will allow me to sell out. 988 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:50,889 now, are you gonna give me a ride, or do i have to throw fear into the hearts of pedestrians by myself? 989 00:44:51,093 --> 00:44:52,321 ( keys jangle ) 990 00:44:52,986 --> 00:44:55,208 huh. see you later. 991 00:44:55,977 --> 00:44:58,139 yeah... later. 992 00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,373 hi, jodie. what are you doing? 993 00:45:02,398 --> 00:45:04,420 do you need me something? i'll get up. 994 00:45:04,445 --> 00:45:06,990 we just want to talk to you. about mack. 995 00:45:07,015 --> 00:45:07,779 what about him? 996 00:45:07,804 --> 00:45:09,414 he came to see me at my office. 997 00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:11,428 what? without telling me? why? 998 00:45:11,453 --> 00:45:13,240 he's got quite an imagination. 999 00:45:13,265 --> 00:45:17,654 he seems to think you want to go to turner so much you applied there behind our backs. 1000 00:45:19,533 --> 00:45:24,318 "curse begone. for the reversal and elimination of curses, spells and incantations. 1001 00:45:24,343 --> 00:45:28,151 no animals were harmed to make this product, other than the ones we sacrificed." 1002 00:45:28,176 --> 00:45:31,816 boy, i hope this stuff works, or sandi will never talk to me again. 1003 00:45:31,841 --> 00:45:37,930 actually, she'll never talk to anyone again. that's not funny, stacy! 1004 00:45:41,455 --> 00:45:44,540 sandi, i'm so sorry it took me so long, but i wanted to make sure the ice 1005 00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:46,969 in your soda was crushed enough because i know how much you hate 1006 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,882 big or even medium chunks of ice. 1007 00:45:48,907 --> 00:45:51,688 you know, my mom says soda rots your teeth, but if that were really true, 1008 00:45:51,713 --> 00:45:54,499 wouldn't you see a lot more people in high school with dentures or no teeth at all, 1009 00:45:54,524 --> 00:45:55,829 just tiny little stubs? 1010 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:58,244 stacy. eww... 1011 00:45:58,269 --> 00:46:02,485 sorry. so, um, how are the sodas? i mean, not that they shouldn't be okay. 1012 00:46:02,956 --> 00:46:03,952 ( chokes ) 1013 00:46:03,977 --> 00:46:06,516 ewww. what's in this? 1014 00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:10,352 oh, no! i must have given you the one with the potion. 1015 00:46:11,274 --> 00:46:13,229 ( continues choking ) 1016 00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:17,650 oh, sandi, i am so sorry. see, when i was blowing out my birthday candles 1017 00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:20,611 i accidentally wished you'd be, well, quiet, and then you lost your voice 1018 00:46:20,636 --> 00:46:23,322 and i was afraid to tell you so i got this curse undoer stuff 1019 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:26,861 over the internet and i guess i used too much because i really wanted you to be cured, 1020 00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:30,630 and then tiffany got it by mistake and i am so sorry! 1021 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:36,091 no, sandi, i swear! i didn't try to kill you! 1022 00:46:36,116 --> 00:46:39,482 see, it's only cayenne pepper, cooking oil, and some big long name. 1023 00:46:39,507 --> 00:46:42,904 sandi, you know i would never hurt anybody, especially not you. 1024 00:46:42,929 --> 00:46:45,013 i mean, i really, really care about people and please, 1025 00:46:45,038 --> 00:46:49,271 i'll do anything you want to make it up to you! just tell me what to do. 1026 00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:52,818 now, here is my kind of credit card bill. 1027 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:56,405 no cashman's, no doo dads, just a single two-hundred dollar charge 1028 00:46:56,430 --> 00:46:59,912 to bulk cat food dot com. cat food? 1029 00:46:59,937 --> 00:47:03,944 this isn't our address... this isn't my name! damn idiot mailman! 1030 00:47:03,969 --> 00:47:09,506 jake, settle down! hmmm, from bromwell. daria, look what just came in. 1031 00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:13,795 either that's a rejection, or they printed the registration forms on microfilm. 1032 00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:16,069 now, don't jump to any conclusions. 1033 00:47:17,864 --> 00:47:21,934 well, the freshman class is full. i won't be going to bromwell. 1034 00:47:21,959 --> 00:47:22,942 oh, honey. 1035 00:47:22,967 --> 00:47:27,052 that sucks, daria! passing on a smart kid like you! they're idiots! 1036 00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:29,209 you know what? i'm not even sorry. 1037 00:47:29,234 --> 00:47:31,021 you have nothing to be sorry about. 1038 00:47:31,046 --> 00:47:36,388 stuffy arrogant... "oh, look at us, we're bromwell!" 1039 00:47:36,413 --> 00:47:41,300 but listen, middleton is a very good school. well, a pretty good school. 1040 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:44,020 well, anyway it was good enough for your mother and me. 1041 00:47:44,045 --> 00:47:44,325 jake... 1042 00:47:44,350 --> 00:47:47,544 um, dad... about middleton... i didn't apply there. 1043 00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:51,981 you didn't? so... you're going ahead with this crazy notion about military school? 1044 00:47:52,006 --> 00:47:53,136 military school? 1045 00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:56,825 jake! what are you talking about? daria is going to raft. 1046 00:47:56,850 --> 00:48:02,028 raft? you mean, no barracks? no buzzcut? no inspection time? latrine duty? 1047 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,153 training marches at 0600 hours? 1048 00:48:04,178 --> 00:48:08,317 hmmm, if raft has those things, it was pretty crafty of the brochure 1049 00:48:08,342 --> 00:48:11,388 just to show kids on the quad hanging out and throwing frisbees. 1050 00:48:11,413 --> 00:48:16,223 oh, thank god! my daughter, going to college instead of a military academy. 1051 00:48:16,248 --> 00:48:21,021 hey, raft is a damned good school. daria, you won't be sorry you did this. 1052 00:48:21,046 --> 00:48:23,170 there'll always be time for the army later! 1053 00:48:23,712 --> 00:48:27,951 you'll understand when i don't invite my roommate home for thanksgiving, right? 1054 00:48:29,241 --> 00:48:32,421 look, you crossed my name off without even calling me. see? 1055 00:48:32,446 --> 00:48:34,390 just relax, okay. 1056 00:48:37,595 --> 00:48:40,829 excuse me ma'am, we have a table for you right here. 1057 00:48:42,835 --> 00:48:43,993 how long is the wait for two? 1058 00:48:44,018 --> 00:48:45,259 table twenty-one is ready. 1059 00:48:45,284 --> 00:48:46,564 i'll seat you right now. 1060 00:48:46,589 --> 00:48:48,145 come on! we've been waiting! 1061 00:48:48,170 --> 00:48:50,130 i'm sorry. is there a problem here? 1062 00:48:50,155 --> 00:48:52,365 that hostess seated those people who just came in, 1063 00:48:52,390 --> 00:48:53,986 and we've been waiting forty minutes. 1064 00:48:54,011 --> 00:48:57,548 my apologies. let me see what i can do, and dessert's on me. 1065 00:49:02,104 --> 00:49:03,479 hmmm. 1066 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,767 folks, we've been holding a table for six we can split up. 1067 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:13,454 please, come with me and i'll get you settled right away. 1068 00:49:13,479 --> 00:49:15,899 then the three of us are gonna have a little talk. 1069 00:49:16,714 --> 00:49:17,868 what's that about? 1070 00:49:17,893 --> 00:49:20,134 oh, quinn, i'd never thought he'd find it there. 1071 00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:20,767 find what? 1072 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:21,773 my screwdriver. 1073 00:49:21,798 --> 00:49:23,517 lindy! you've been drinking?! 1074 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:27,329 just a little hair of the dog. i wouldn't have done it except i'm really hung over. 1075 00:49:27,354 --> 00:49:28,501 but we're at work! 1076 00:49:28,526 --> 00:49:32,024 i know. damn, damn, damn! quinn, listen to me. 1077 00:49:32,049 --> 00:49:34,399 normally, i would never, ever ask you to do something like this, 1078 00:49:34,424 --> 00:49:37,329 but i'm in college, i'm broke, i really need this job. 1079 00:49:37,354 --> 00:49:40,040 maybe if we said we think one of the bus boys left it there or something? 1080 00:49:40,065 --> 00:49:41,837 but then, won't they get in trouble? 1081 00:49:41,862 --> 00:49:44,915 ladies, shawna's gonna man your post for a while. come with me. 1082 00:49:50,050 --> 00:49:53,884 okay, i want to know whose cup this is. quinn? 1083 00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:56,001 umm, it's not mine. 1084 00:49:56,026 --> 00:49:57,246 we don't know whose it is. 1085 00:49:57,271 --> 00:49:59,907 then explain to me why this smudge here matches your lipstick. 1086 00:49:59,932 --> 00:50:01,462 that could be anybody's lipstick! 1087 00:50:01,487 --> 00:50:02,126 not really. 1088 00:50:02,151 --> 00:50:04,626 for instance, quinn asked me if she could try my lipstick... 1089 00:50:04,651 --> 00:50:06,673 not that i'm saying it's hers, of course... 1090 00:50:06,698 --> 00:50:08,118 oh, lindy... 1091 00:50:08,866 --> 00:50:09,891 come on, lindy. 1092 00:50:10,088 --> 00:50:13,509 please, michael, i've never done anything like this before, i swear. 1093 00:50:13,534 --> 00:50:16,266 i don't even like to drink. it's just i have this migraine... 1094 00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,001 i'm gonna have to let you go. 1095 00:50:22,745 --> 00:50:24,245 damn! you know what i've just realized? 1096 00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:26,698 the phrase "chicken fingers" is misleading ? 1097 00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,313 besides that. we forgot to check out the pizza in newtown. 1098 00:50:29,338 --> 00:50:33,097 oh. well, i guess you'll just have to send mine package-air to boston. 1099 00:50:33,122 --> 00:50:36,737 won't that be a little messy? oh, daria! no! 1100 00:50:36,762 --> 00:50:41,162 yep. it's official. the gods have spoken. i didn't get into bromwell. 1101 00:50:41,187 --> 00:50:45,123 i'm really sorry. and after my parents wrote such a glowing recommendation, too. 1102 00:50:45,148 --> 00:50:49,535 shocking, isn't it? i'm such a loser, even a nod from the sloanes couldn't help me. 1103 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,739 that's not what i meant. 1104 00:50:50,764 --> 00:50:52,871 good. because i'm not a loser, 1105 00:50:52,896 --> 00:50:55,043 and even if i didn't go to the right prep school, 1106 00:50:55,068 --> 00:50:57,465 or pull the right strings, or donate a wing... 1107 00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:58,973 that was my uncle! 1108 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:02,684 listen. you're a smart guy and a good student. 1109 00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:06,656 i'm sure you deserve to get into bromwell, and i wish you every success there. 1110 00:51:06,681 --> 00:51:09,542 well, that's a nice thing to say, even if that daria voice of yours 1111 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,132 makes it sound like a kiss off... wait... 1112 00:51:12,157 --> 00:51:13,492 i think we should break up. 1113 00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:15,281 what? when did you decide this? 1114 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:16,132 just now. 1115 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,335 because i got into bromwell and you didn't? that's not fair, daria. 1116 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,515 it's got nothing to do with bromwell. 1117 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:22,851 although if i were you, 1118 00:51:22,876 --> 00:51:25,960 i wouldn't use the word fair in any discussion of what happened there. 1119 00:51:25,985 --> 00:51:28,718 well, if it's not about bromwell, then what? why? 1120 00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:32,093 because you're going one place and i'm going another. 1121 00:51:32,118 --> 00:51:34,242 so what? we won't be that far away. 1122 00:51:34,267 --> 00:51:35,554 i don't mean physically. 1123 00:51:35,579 --> 00:51:38,265 i mean you're from one place and i'm from another, 1124 00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:40,593 and college is going to make it even more obvious. 1125 00:51:40,618 --> 00:51:41,578 i don't believe that. 1126 00:51:41,603 --> 00:51:44,656 tom... we have little enough in common as it is. 1127 00:51:44,681 --> 00:51:47,156 now we won't see each other for months at a time, 1128 00:51:47,181 --> 00:51:50,671 and every time we do, it'll be more difficult to pick up where we left off. 1129 00:51:50,696 --> 00:51:51,726 not if we work at it. 1130 00:51:51,751 --> 00:51:54,242 why should we work at it when we are already getting bored? 1131 00:51:54,267 --> 00:51:55,828 who's bored? i'm not bored. 1132 00:51:55,853 --> 00:51:59,484 really? or are you just upset that i admitted it first? 1133 00:52:01,174 --> 00:52:04,265 you'll get over it. we both will. 1134 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:06,109 hey, kids! what's new? 1135 00:52:07,247 --> 00:52:09,837 oops, sorry. wrong table. 1136 00:52:18,181 --> 00:52:19,074 hi. 1137 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,028 hmm. 1138 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:21,707 tv's off. 1139 00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,653 yeah. want something? 1140 00:52:24,678 --> 00:52:29,473 no. just... if you had a friend and you knew she had a problem but she didn't, 1141 00:52:29,498 --> 00:52:30,606 would you tell her? 1142 00:52:30,631 --> 00:52:31,418 huh? 1143 00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:34,891 this girl i was working with... i think she has a drinking problem. 1144 00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:37,789 if i don't say anything, i'm afraid she'll get in an accident or something, 1145 00:52:37,814 --> 00:52:40,906 but if i do say something, she'll probably never speak to me again. 1146 00:52:40,931 --> 00:52:42,358 not that she is now. 1147 00:52:42,383 --> 00:52:47,203 i don't really feel qualified to give any advice on interpersonal relationships today. 1148 00:52:47,228 --> 00:52:48,039 why not? 1149 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:51,695 i just broke up with my boyfriend. it's kind of a first for me. 1150 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,953 so's this feeling in my stomach like it's been through a paper shredder. 1151 00:52:54,978 --> 00:52:56,273 you broke up with tom? 1152 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,516 you sound almost as surprised as i was. 1153 00:52:58,541 --> 00:52:59,391 why? 1154 00:52:59,416 --> 00:53:02,117 because i felt we'd come to the end of our relationship, 1155 00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:04,687 for a bunch of reasons, and we should both move on. 1156 00:53:04,712 --> 00:53:06,828 so you said that to him, just like that? 1157 00:53:06,853 --> 00:53:09,632 you didn't want to wait so you'd have someone to go out with for the summer? 1158 00:53:09,657 --> 00:53:12,927 no, although i'm sure tom would've been very flattered 1159 00:53:12,952 --> 00:53:15,124 at being asked to play the role of warm body. 1160 00:53:15,149 --> 00:53:17,217 you don't tell him, daria. 1161 00:53:17,242 --> 00:53:20,069 for some reason, i continue to opt for honesty, 1162 00:53:20,094 --> 00:53:23,792 despite mounting evidence that it's inexorably transforming me into an 1163 00:53:23,817 --> 00:53:26,177 old woman alone in a one room apartment filled with 1164 00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:28,667 thirty year old newspapers and cats. 1165 00:53:28,692 --> 00:53:31,060 oh, daria, that's not gonna happen to you. 1166 00:53:31,085 --> 00:53:35,224 i was at a college party. i know what goes on there. people are smart and nice. 1167 00:53:35,249 --> 00:53:36,935 so it's the opposite of high school? 1168 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,950 you're gonna have friends and everything. i know it sounds hard to believe. 1169 00:53:39,975 --> 00:53:42,732 gee, thanks. but, um, thanks. 1170 00:53:43,229 --> 00:53:45,841 you were right to be honest. that's what i'm gonna do. 1171 00:53:45,866 --> 00:53:48,404 good. you can help me feed the cats. 1172 00:53:48,561 --> 00:53:50,288 ( doorbell rings ) 1173 00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:56,677 daria, your face at the pizza place. your face now... did that bastard dump you? 1174 00:53:56,702 --> 00:53:58,624 i was always afraid he'd do that! 1175 00:53:58,649 --> 00:54:00,288 no, i dumped him. 1176 00:54:00,313 --> 00:54:03,623 you dumped... you're the bastard? whoa. 1177 00:54:03,648 --> 00:54:07,513 yes, i'm the bastard, and the bastard is hurting like hell. 1178 00:54:09,608 --> 00:54:10,780 ( knock on door ) 1179 00:54:15,424 --> 00:54:18,468 oh, hi. i didn't think i'd ever see you again. 1180 00:54:18,493 --> 00:54:20,733 why not? we're friends, right? 1181 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:24,384 i mean, that was a really crappy thing i said about you borrowing my lipstick. 1182 00:54:24,409 --> 00:54:26,728 i can't believe i did it. i was desperate. 1183 00:54:26,753 --> 00:54:27,525 i know. 1184 00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:30,962 it was, like, the worst thing i've ever done in my life, and i'm really sorry. 1185 00:54:30,987 --> 00:54:34,497 lindy, i know i'm only in high school and i'm not really used to being around 1186 00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:36,900 people who drink except for my father, but that's only when 1187 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:40,066 he's really mad and talking about military school and even then and... 1188 00:54:40,091 --> 00:54:43,331 okay, my mother had a few too many at this wedding, but if you knew my aunt rita, 1189 00:54:43,356 --> 00:54:45,558 and i think you have a drinking problem. 1190 00:54:46,444 --> 00:54:47,350 ( sighs ) 1191 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:50,386 all right, i hurt you, you hurt me, fair enough. 1192 00:54:50,411 --> 00:54:54,253 i'm not trying to hurt you, lindy. you really need to think about your drinking. 1193 00:54:54,278 --> 00:54:56,753 quinn, i'm in college. everybody drinks. 1194 00:54:56,778 --> 00:55:00,300 if i had a problem, it would be affecting my schoolwork or personal life, wouldn't it? 1195 00:55:00,325 --> 00:55:02,113 but you got fired because of it! 1196 00:55:02,138 --> 00:55:04,050 i got fired because michael's a jerk. 1197 00:55:04,075 --> 00:55:06,152 and guess what? i already found another job. 1198 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:08,667 but you just said that what happened in michael's office was 1199 00:55:08,692 --> 00:55:12,605 the worst thing you ever did in your life. doesn't that mean it's affecting you? 1200 00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:15,706 that was out of panic, and now with your nasty little accusation 1201 00:55:15,731 --> 00:55:19,206 you've gotten me back for it, which i guess is why you came over in the first place. 1202 00:55:19,231 --> 00:55:21,230 so, we're even, okay? so goodbye. 1203 00:55:21,255 --> 00:55:22,230 goodbye? 1204 00:55:22,255 --> 00:55:25,160 i've got a paper due tomorrow and i've got a lot of writing left to go. 1205 00:55:25,185 --> 00:55:27,201 you'll notice i said writing, not drinking. 1206 00:55:27,226 --> 00:55:29,748 you'll notice i've a got a book open, not a bottle. 1207 00:55:29,773 --> 00:55:31,662 and now the door's open, too. 1208 00:55:35,038 --> 00:55:36,467 ( door slams ) 1209 00:55:45,797 --> 00:55:47,290 ( phone rings ) 1210 00:55:47,585 --> 00:55:48,579 hello? 1211 00:55:55,658 --> 00:55:56,980 ( school bell rings ) 1212 00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:59,360 all right! last day of school. no more classes. 1213 00:55:59,385 --> 00:56:00,165 or homework! 1214 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,977 or those things with the pages! 1215 00:56:02,346 --> 00:56:02,915 books? 1216 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:04,016 yeah, that's it. 1217 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,829 i want to talk to you. alone. 1218 00:56:07,586 --> 00:56:10,073 okay. obviously, you found out i went to see your father. 1219 00:56:10,098 --> 00:56:12,305 and told him what i confided in you. 1220 00:56:12,330 --> 00:56:13,790 look, i was just trying to help. 1221 00:56:13,815 --> 00:56:16,321 yeah? well, as a result of your butting in... 1222 00:56:16,454 --> 00:56:18,774 i'm going to turner! i'm going to turner! 1223 00:56:18,799 --> 00:56:20,110 you are? that's great! 1224 00:56:20,135 --> 00:56:23,265 my parents said if i was so upset about crestmore that i'd applied to turner 1225 00:56:23,290 --> 00:56:25,852 behind their backs, they had to respect my feelings. 1226 00:56:25,877 --> 00:56:28,431 they told me i'd earned the right to be treated like an adult. 1227 00:56:28,456 --> 00:56:29,706 your father really said that? 1228 00:56:29,731 --> 00:56:32,236 well, my mother said it and then kind of glared at him 1229 00:56:32,261 --> 00:56:35,072 and then sort of elbowed him and then finally he nodded. 1230 00:56:35,097 --> 00:56:36,165 but he did smile. 1231 00:56:36,190 --> 00:56:37,415 i knew you'd work it out. 1232 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,908 i wouldn't have worked it out without you. 1233 00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:42,579 did i ever tell you how lucky i am to have you? 1234 00:56:43,236 --> 00:56:46,064 jodie! mack! have you seen mr. o'neill? 1235 00:56:46,089 --> 00:56:47,493 nope, haven't seen him. 1236 00:56:47,518 --> 00:56:50,915 oh sure. all you males stick together! 1237 00:56:54,198 --> 00:56:56,775 kevvie, do you want to go to the place we have to go to 1238 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,298 to get the cap and gown with me? 1239 00:56:58,323 --> 00:57:01,158 mmmm, nah! but, you go ahead. 1240 00:57:01,183 --> 00:57:03,337 why? did you already get yours? 1241 00:57:03,362 --> 00:57:06,478 um, brit... remember when you said you'd still be my babe, 1242 00:57:06,503 --> 00:57:07,931 no matter where i went to school? 1243 00:57:08,165 --> 00:57:10,065 umm... i think so. 1244 00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:11,103 but you will, right? 1245 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:13,205 sure! where are you going? 1246 00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:14,619 right here, babe! 1247 00:57:14,644 --> 00:57:15,345 huh? 1248 00:57:15,536 --> 00:57:20,197 right here. lawndale high. see, um, my grades were so good, 1249 00:57:20,222 --> 00:57:21,712 they want to see if i can do it again. 1250 00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:27,897 ohhh. wait a minute... your grades aren't good... kevvie, you flunked! 1251 00:57:27,922 --> 00:57:30,571 no, no, no! i just, um, didn't pass. 1252 00:57:30,596 --> 00:57:34,149 but, see, if i repeat this year, then my grades will be really good. 1253 00:57:34,174 --> 00:57:37,110 mr. o'neill says i can go away to any college in the country! 1254 00:57:37,135 --> 00:57:37,635 really? 1255 00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:40,728 or did he say some college way out in the country? 1256 00:57:40,753 --> 00:57:43,735 anyway, we're still, like, boyfriend and girlfriend, right? 1257 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,923 ummm, sure. 1258 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:50,925 britanny! stop letting kevin debase you and tell me where mr. o'neill is. 1259 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,558 but ms. barch, he didn't touch my base! 1260 00:57:54,215 --> 00:57:58,316 timothy, you've got to be firm. now, repeat after me: 1261 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:03,000 "barch, it'll be a cold day in hell before i kiss my common sense 1262 00:58:03,025 --> 00:58:07,991 and will to live goodbye, and enter the bonds of unholy matrimony 1263 00:58:08,016 --> 00:58:10,818 with such a shrew!" now, you! 1264 00:58:10,843 --> 00:58:14,038 um, janet, it'll be a chilly day in hades... 1265 00:58:14,063 --> 00:58:15,022 louder! 1266 00:58:15,047 --> 00:58:16,265 um, janet... 1267 00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:20,421 there you are. if i didn't know better, i'd swear you were hiding from me! 1268 00:58:20,446 --> 00:58:22,140 oh. me? hiding? 1269 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:23,038 ( nervous laugh ) 1270 00:58:23,063 --> 00:58:27,600 madam? timothy has something he'd like to say to you! don't you, timothy? 1271 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,725 well, what is it? 1272 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:32,233 and make it snappy, skinny, we have to go pick out honeymoon cruise wear. 1273 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:35,929 um, janet, about the wedding, well, um, you see... 1274 00:58:35,954 --> 00:58:37,491 there's not gonna be a wedding, 1275 00:58:37,516 --> 00:58:40,600 so you can dig your talons into the flesh of some other prey! 1276 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:41,350 what? 1277 00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:42,327 you heard him. 1278 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:46,718 uh, you see, janet, it's not that you wouldn't make a very desirable life partner... 1279 00:58:46,743 --> 00:58:50,436 all right then, mr. gigolo, you hear this: 1280 00:58:50,461 --> 00:58:54,182 if there's no wedding, then that's it. it's over, buster. 1281 00:58:54,207 --> 00:58:59,424 we will never play farmwife and national geographic photographer again. 1282 00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:01,052 timothy? 1283 00:59:01,077 --> 00:59:01,833 ( takes deep breath ) 1284 00:59:01,858 --> 00:59:02,916 as you wish. 1285 00:59:02,941 --> 00:59:03,807 aargh! 1286 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:07,078 congratulations! you stood up to her like a man! 1287 00:59:07,103 --> 00:59:08,484 exactly! 1288 00:59:09,259 --> 00:59:13,365 ow! my good eye! aaaaaah! 1289 00:59:13,390 --> 00:59:15,130 ( school bell rings ) 1290 00:59:15,155 --> 00:59:17,780 ( cheering ) 1291 00:59:19,393 --> 00:59:22,992 stacy, of course sandi didn't say anything about being mad at you. 1292 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:24,591 she can't talk, remember? 1293 00:59:24,616 --> 00:59:25,319 ( doorbell rings ) 1294 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:28,649 no, she didn't say anything in sign language. 1295 00:59:30,582 --> 00:59:37,170 stacy, i've got to call you back. um, hi, lindy. come in! how are you? 1296 00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:38,742 i'm just fine, really great. 1297 00:59:38,767 --> 00:59:42,016 um, i forgot to give this to you when you came over the other day. 1298 00:59:42,539 --> 00:59:45,727 lindy! the mirror; it's beautiful! 1299 00:59:45,752 --> 00:59:46,649 you really like it? 1300 00:59:46,674 --> 00:59:48,727 i love it! thank you! 1301 00:59:49,188 --> 00:59:51,404 um, listen, about our conversation. 1302 00:59:51,429 --> 00:59:52,207 ( takes deep breath ) 1303 00:59:52,232 --> 00:59:55,945 maybe every now and then i do go a little overboard when i drink, 1304 00:59:55,970 --> 00:59:57,852 but that doesn't mean i've got a problem. 1305 00:59:57,877 --> 01:00:01,109 believe me, i you'd had my mother, you'd know what a real problem looks like. 1306 01:00:01,134 --> 01:00:01,633 oh. 1307 01:00:01,658 --> 01:00:03,016 you know how i'm sure i can handle it? 1308 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:04,770 whenever i think i'm drinking too much, 1309 01:00:04,795 --> 01:00:07,285 i stop for a week, just to prove to myself that i can. 1310 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:07,973 really? 1311 01:00:07,998 --> 01:00:10,512 yeah. i do it all the time. so you see? 1312 01:00:10,537 --> 01:00:12,707 yeah, that's great, lindy. 1313 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,059 anyway, i'm glad you like the mirror. 1314 01:00:15,084 --> 01:00:16,274 it's beautiful. 1315 01:00:16,299 --> 01:00:18,090 thanks. i'll see you around. 1316 01:00:18,669 --> 01:00:21,301 um, lindy? do you want to go to a movie or something? 1317 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:23,887 i can't today, but i'll give you a call, okay? 1318 01:00:24,153 --> 01:00:25,840 okay, sure. 1319 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:30,271 hey. 1320 01:00:30,296 --> 01:00:32,848 wow, you're talking to a sellout like me? 1321 01:00:32,873 --> 01:00:33,895 about that... 1322 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:34,676 yes? 1323 01:00:34,823 --> 01:00:37,215 i don't really think you're a sellout. 1324 01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:41,129 well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggars. 1325 01:00:41,154 --> 01:00:43,488 that they'll only spend it on booze? 1326 01:00:43,513 --> 01:00:44,403 never mind. 1327 01:00:44,428 --> 01:00:45,957 um, janey? 1328 01:00:45,982 --> 01:00:47,020 um, trent? 1329 01:00:47,045 --> 01:00:51,465 this college thing... i gave it... thought... and, um, 1330 01:00:51,490 --> 01:00:54,145 i kind of understand if you want to go. 1331 01:00:54,170 --> 01:00:57,105 what i don't get is why you were so against it in the first place. 1332 01:00:57,130 --> 01:01:02,270 i guess i didn't want you to go because... well... you would be there... 1333 01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:04,285 admirable grasp of the situation. 1334 01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:06,168 ...and i would be here. 1335 01:01:06,193 --> 01:01:08,934 oh. you're worried about losing me? 1336 01:01:08,959 --> 01:01:14,902 well, the house gets kind of spooky at night. maybe i should get a puppy. 1337 01:01:14,927 --> 01:01:17,917 hey, trent, do you really think i'm gonna let you slack off being my brother 1338 01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:19,770 just because of an address change? 1339 01:01:19,795 --> 01:01:20,566 hmm. 1340 01:01:20,591 --> 01:01:24,649 and if i do end up going to bfac, think of all the gigs to be had in boston. 1341 01:01:24,674 --> 01:01:28,743 think of all the college girls looking for a dark, mysterious musician to swoon over. 1342 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:29,563 jesse? 1343 01:01:29,588 --> 01:01:30,602 you, you dope! 1344 01:01:30,627 --> 01:01:34,142 but i hear those dorm floors are a little less sticky than the floor of the tank, 1345 01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:35,884 so be prepared to pack accordingly. 1346 01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:39,509 right. they probably don't shake as much either. 1347 01:01:39,534 --> 01:01:41,484 or roll into traffic. now listen. 1348 01:01:41,509 --> 01:01:45,618 my guess is mom and dad won't be back from the azores until monsoon season's over. 1349 01:01:45,643 --> 01:01:48,009 you want to represent the lane family at my graduation? 1350 01:01:48,034 --> 01:01:50,579 hmm, i don't know if i could take it. 1351 01:01:50,604 --> 01:01:53,532 i didn't even go to my own graduation. 1352 01:01:53,557 --> 01:01:54,923 so you did graduate. 1353 01:01:54,948 --> 01:01:56,657 i'm pretty sure... 1354 01:02:01,598 --> 01:02:05,731 hmm. what's tom doing out there? he looks unhappy about something. 1355 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:08,817 he's probably mad at those stuck-up bromwell goons, too! 1356 01:02:08,842 --> 01:02:11,012 lousy, tea-drinking, pinky-raising... 1357 01:02:11,037 --> 01:02:15,528 jake! tom got into bromwell. oh! 1358 01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:21,020 um, hello. 1359 01:02:21,045 --> 01:02:21,707 hey, daria. 1360 01:02:21,732 --> 01:02:23,449 i'm not getting into that car. 1361 01:02:23,474 --> 01:02:25,942 that's how all this trouble started in the first place. 1362 01:02:25,967 --> 01:02:28,379 trouble? is that how you think of our relationship? 1363 01:02:28,404 --> 01:02:30,254 i'm just kidding. what's up? 1364 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:33,410 oh, jake! i think something bad is happening! 1365 01:02:33,435 --> 01:02:38,020 and she's already had one disappointment. oh, no! i was dreading this day! 1366 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:40,778 sounds like i should do something! i think i'll go clean the attic! 1367 01:02:40,803 --> 01:02:41,965 jake! 1368 01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:46,903 um, i've been thinking a lot about why you said we should break up, 1369 01:02:46,928 --> 01:02:51,004 and i don't disagree. i just wanted to know: you liked me for a while, right? 1370 01:02:51,029 --> 01:02:54,629 tom, come on. i still like you. you're a good guy. 1371 01:02:54,654 --> 01:02:57,838 a little spoiled, a hair smug, a trifle egotistical... 1372 01:02:57,863 --> 01:02:59,315 this isn't going quite the way i'd hope. 1373 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:02,063 ...but a smart, funny guy who's basically very caring 1374 01:03:02,088 --> 01:03:04,505 and sensitive in the not-pukey way. 1375 01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:07,664 i'm glad we went out. it was a really good experience. 1376 01:03:07,689 --> 01:03:08,422 you mean that? 1377 01:03:08,447 --> 01:03:11,008 yeah, of course. what's the matter with you? 1378 01:03:11,033 --> 01:03:15,492 nothing. it's just... i really look up to you, and your opinion's important to me. 1379 01:03:15,517 --> 01:03:17,360 you look up to me? huh. 1380 01:03:17,385 --> 01:03:19,602 do you think next year i could call you from school, 1381 01:03:19,627 --> 01:03:22,914 and we can compare notes on our lives in a completely non-romantic fashion? 1382 01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:24,141 you know, like friends? 1383 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:28,895 umm, yeah. yeah! that's a good idea. call me. that'll be nice. 1384 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,864 ok. i'm starting to feel a little better. how about you? 1385 01:03:33,662 --> 01:03:37,028 i've got one more bed of hot coals to walk through first. 1386 01:03:39,309 --> 01:03:43,528 daria! hi! how was the last day of school? anything new? 1387 01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:45,887 can i get you anything? do you want to lie down? 1388 01:03:45,912 --> 01:03:47,465 i have an announcement to make. 1389 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,739 oh, god, daria! it'll be all right, i promise! 1390 01:03:50,764 --> 01:03:52,942 i have broken up with my boyfriend. 1391 01:03:52,967 --> 01:03:56,918 yes, it hurts, but it was my idea, and despite the pain i feel, 1392 01:03:56,943 --> 01:03:59,262 i remain convinced it is for the best. 1393 01:03:59,287 --> 01:04:02,254 i am looking forward to summer, and, to my amazement, 1394 01:04:02,279 --> 01:04:04,309 excited about college next year. 1395 01:04:04,334 --> 01:04:07,286 now i shall go to my room without taking questions. 1396 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:11,207 ignore any muffled screams you may hear, especially if they're quinn's. 1397 01:04:11,893 --> 01:04:15,223 she and tom broke up? just like that? no clues, no warning signs? 1398 01:04:15,248 --> 01:04:18,359 i'd better go talk to her! this could drive her back to military school! 1399 01:04:18,498 --> 01:04:22,046 what should i say? damn it, helen! where's our copy of mr. spock? 1400 01:04:22,071 --> 01:04:26,710 jake, your concern is very sweet, but i think she's going to be okay. 1401 01:04:28,475 --> 01:04:32,682 just tell me what i did to make you drag me to jodie's graduation party? 1402 01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,218 you need a break from the break-up. 1403 01:04:34,243 --> 01:04:37,096 one more night with those whose stupidity has so tormented and 1404 01:04:37,121 --> 01:04:40,627 entertained us, lo these many years. a farewell to dopes! 1405 01:04:40,652 --> 01:04:44,528 you want me to forget about my heavy heart by getting sick to my stomach. 1406 01:04:44,553 --> 01:04:47,676 doesn't that bring a lump to your throat? come on, it's just a party. 1407 01:04:47,701 --> 01:04:50,895 sure, and the romans said it was just a cat show. 1408 01:04:54,579 --> 01:04:57,747 andrea, my dark-eyed mistress of sweet, sweet pain. 1409 01:04:57,772 --> 01:05:01,895 are you, like me, finding this party a bit too... festive? 1410 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,332 let us depart for a darker place, where we can 1411 01:05:04,357 --> 01:05:09,309 explore the melancholia that always accompanies true, unbridled passion! 1412 01:05:09,334 --> 01:05:11,160 you're hitting on me? 1413 01:05:11,185 --> 01:05:12,129 um... 1414 01:05:12,486 --> 01:05:13,121 okay. 1415 01:05:13,146 --> 01:05:18,153 really?! i mean, say no more, my raven-haired ravisher! 1416 01:05:19,237 --> 01:05:22,400 behold, daria! the group dynamic you crave so much! 1417 01:05:22,425 --> 01:05:26,837 i suppose pulling out a can of mace right now would be considered bad form. 1418 01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:28,205 hey, guys. thanks for coming. 1419 01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:30,853 well, you know how daria can't resist a party. 1420 01:05:30,878 --> 01:05:31,939 no tom tonight? 1421 01:05:31,964 --> 01:05:33,900 um, no tom no more. 1422 01:05:33,925 --> 01:05:35,970 what? he dumped both of you? i mean... 1423 01:05:35,995 --> 01:05:38,869 au contraire! tom was the dumpee! 1424 01:05:38,894 --> 01:05:39,642 wow! 1425 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:43,189 yes, i terminated the relationship so i could indulge my 1426 01:05:43,214 --> 01:05:45,267 compulsive need to play the field. 1427 01:05:45,292 --> 01:05:48,345 hi, daria! hi, jane! where's tom? 1428 01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:50,072 um, covert mission. 1429 01:05:50,097 --> 01:05:52,597 really? i didn't know he was religious. 1430 01:05:52,622 --> 01:05:54,626 hey, daria! where's that guy you know? 1431 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,119 he joined a mission! 1432 01:05:56,144 --> 01:05:58,283 really? he's going to mars? 1433 01:06:00,052 --> 01:06:02,913 so, once i paid off my credit card bill, i just quit. 1434 01:06:02,938 --> 01:06:07,706 my friend was already gone, and i mean, who works in the summer? puh-lease! 1435 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:09,175 you're so good with money, quinn! 1436 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,320 will you balance my checkbook? 1437 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:11,909 you've got fiscal smarts! 1438 01:06:11,934 --> 01:06:16,800 well, i see i'm the only one who still believes in arriving fashionably late. 1439 01:06:16,825 --> 01:06:18,854 sandi! you got your voice back! 1440 01:06:18,879 --> 01:06:20,179 that's great, sandi! 1441 01:06:20,204 --> 01:06:22,385 yeah... great... 1442 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:26,065 stacy, you'll be happy to know i figured how you can almost 1443 01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:29,721 make it up to me for the physical and emotional anguish you caused. 1444 01:06:29,746 --> 01:06:32,260 you have? oh, sandi, thank you! 1445 01:06:32,595 --> 01:06:36,942 organize your waif magazine inventory, ironing any and all wrinkled pages... 1446 01:06:36,967 --> 01:06:39,137 take over babysitting your brothers all summer... 1447 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,551 clean your lipstick tubes... 1448 01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:43,804 whoa, stacy... i pity you. 1449 01:06:43,829 --> 01:06:46,554 um, sandi, i'm really, really sorry about what happened and all, 1450 01:06:46,579 --> 01:06:49,226 but this seems kind of... unfair. 1451 01:06:49,251 --> 01:06:52,280 i mean, we don't know if i really made you lose your voice, right? 1452 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:55,168 and tiffany's the one who drank that horrible anti-curse stuff. 1453 01:06:55,193 --> 01:06:57,692 eww, the memory. 1454 01:06:57,717 --> 01:07:01,950 are you saying you don't care if you jeopardize your status in the fashion club? 1455 01:07:02,465 --> 01:07:06,239 sandi, if this is what it'll take to keep me in the fashion club, 1456 01:07:06,264 --> 01:07:09,051 maybe i'm better off taking a sabbatical like quinn. 1457 01:07:09,507 --> 01:07:14,129 um... fine. but you're missing out, because quinn is coming back. 1458 01:07:14,154 --> 01:07:15,371 right, quinn? 1459 01:07:15,396 --> 01:07:19,075 um, actually, sandi, the time off was a nice change of pace. 1460 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,887 i'm thinking of extending my sabbatical. 1461 01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:21,590 what? 1462 01:07:21,615 --> 01:07:25,700 huh. i think i'll take a sabbatical, too. 1463 01:07:28,373 --> 01:07:31,895 well, that is certainly an amusing coincidence, 1464 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:36,020 because tonight i was going to announce my sabbatical from the fashion club. 1465 01:07:36,045 --> 01:07:39,653 yes, i find that your precious club no longer serves my needs 1466 01:07:39,678 --> 01:07:42,457 as a multi-faceted young woman of today. 1467 01:07:42,482 --> 01:07:44,278 it's just too confining. 1468 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,558 gosh! does this mean there isn't any more fashion club? 1469 01:07:47,807 --> 01:07:49,871 i guess it's time to move on. 1470 01:07:49,896 --> 01:07:51,372 it's like the end of an era. 1471 01:07:51,397 --> 01:07:52,031 ( sniffs ) 1472 01:07:52,056 --> 01:07:53,098 i'm gonna miss it. 1473 01:07:53,123 --> 01:07:54,871 me, too. 1474 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,515 ( they cry ) 1475 01:07:58,540 --> 01:08:01,731 you want to come over tomorrow and discuss what we'll do 1476 01:08:01,756 --> 01:08:03,660 with all our new free time? 1477 01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:05,349 that's a great idea, sandi! 1478 01:08:05,374 --> 01:08:06,989 i'll bring some magazines to look at. 1479 01:08:07,014 --> 01:08:09,815 i can't wait to brainstorm. 1480 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:10,746 then it's a date. 1481 01:08:10,771 --> 01:08:13,082 cool! this will be so great! absolutely! 1482 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,004 he said he looked up to you? 1483 01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:17,973 isn't that weird? flattering, but weird. 1484 01:08:17,998 --> 01:08:21,176 no, i guess i could see where people would value your opinion 1485 01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:23,934 and take what you say very seriously. 1486 01:08:23,959 --> 01:08:26,114 really? where can i meet these people? 1487 01:08:26,139 --> 01:08:28,950 well, i kind of take what you say seriously. 1488 01:08:28,975 --> 01:08:30,168 what's in that cup? 1489 01:08:30,193 --> 01:08:33,403 that's why, after your constant haranguing and brow-beating, 1490 01:08:33,428 --> 01:08:37,556 i went ahead and sent my portfolio to bfac... and got in. 1491 01:08:37,704 --> 01:08:40,290 jane lane! what did you say? 1492 01:08:40,315 --> 01:08:45,010 you. me. college. same town. get ready to have your ass dragged to more parties. 1493 01:08:45,035 --> 01:08:46,915 i knew you could do it. i knew it! 1494 01:08:47,355 --> 01:08:48,696 why the hell didn't you tell me? 1495 01:08:48,721 --> 01:08:52,118 i just found out today. besides, you know what a drama queen i am. 1496 01:08:52,143 --> 01:08:53,446 so, what do you say? 1497 01:08:53,471 --> 01:08:56,587 make a pledge right now to go up there and get separate boyfriends? 1498 01:08:57,696 --> 01:09:00,814 thanks for talking me into applying. i owe you a huge one. 1499 01:09:00,839 --> 01:09:02,417 you don't owe me anything. 1500 01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,837 thanks for helping me get through high school. 1501 01:09:05,313 --> 01:09:09,806 me at bfac, you at raft. you think it's true that things happen for a reason? 1502 01:09:10,379 --> 01:09:11,329 naah! 1503 01:09:12,702 --> 01:09:14,923 ... for today we leave the days of our youth behind 1504 01:09:14,948 --> 01:09:16,984 and begin our journey into adulthood. 1505 01:09:17,009 --> 01:09:19,910 many years from now, i'm sure we will look back on our days at 1506 01:09:19,935 --> 01:09:24,810 lawndale high with a great fondness, for what once was, and will never be again. 1507 01:09:24,835 --> 01:09:26,720 that last part sounded good. 1508 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:27,571 thank you. 1509 01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:30,252 ( crowd cheers ) 1510 01:09:30,825 --> 01:09:33,695 thank you, jodie landon, valedictorian of the graduating 1511 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,773 class of laaawndale high. 1512 01:09:35,798 --> 01:09:38,328 and remember, parents, your child doesn't have to be a current student 1513 01:09:38,353 --> 01:09:40,726 for us to accept your generous donations. 1514 01:09:40,751 --> 01:09:45,012 endow, people, endow! and now, awards time! 1515 01:09:45,037 --> 01:09:47,360 we'll do the sports and other good prizes after i get these 1516 01:09:47,385 --> 01:09:49,064 academic jobbies is out of the way. 1517 01:09:49,089 --> 01:09:53,204 now, as you know, at lawndale high we prefer to reward students for both 1518 01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:55,976 their scholarship and contribution to student life. 1519 01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:59,515 but, occasionally, a student does so well in one area that we are forced to 1520 01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:02,954 recognize him or her despite crippling deficiencies in the other. 1521 01:10:02,979 --> 01:10:07,064 and so, i give you the winner of this year's lawndale high school diane fossey 1522 01:10:07,089 --> 01:10:12,079 award for dazzling academic achievement in the face of near-total misanthropy... 1523 01:10:12,104 --> 01:10:14,701 ms. daria morgendorffer! 1524 01:10:14,726 --> 01:10:16,008 ( applause ) 1525 01:10:16,033 --> 01:10:17,740 bravo, bravo! 1526 01:10:17,765 --> 01:10:20,311 very good, daria! you go, girlfriend! 1527 01:10:20,336 --> 01:10:21,678 brav... oh! 1528 01:10:21,703 --> 01:10:26,062 all right, timothy! this is it! you've gone this far; you can't turn back now! 1529 01:10:26,087 --> 01:10:27,764 anthony! where are you going? 1530 01:10:27,789 --> 01:10:30,115 sorry, but that right hook is a killer! 1531 01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:32,160 now, janet, i know you're disappointed... 1532 01:10:32,185 --> 01:10:35,036 no, i'm not! i'm intrigued... 1533 01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:40,325 ...but as the poet said, time will heal thy wounded heart in... you're what? 1534 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:43,553 intrigued by this alluring new backbone of yours. 1535 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:47,850 where have you been hiding that erogenous chutzpah all these years, you big lug? 1536 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:49,975 oh, well, i... 1537 01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,132 ( applause ) 1538 01:11:00,327 --> 01:11:05,528 um... thank you. i'm not much for public speaking, or much for speaking, 1539 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,006 or, come to think of it, much for the public. 1540 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,777 and i'm not very good at lying. 1541 01:11:09,802 --> 01:11:13,871 so let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. 1542 01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:17,629 if i had to do it all over again, i'd have started advanced placement classes 1543 01:11:17,654 --> 01:11:21,387 in preschool so i could go from eighth grade straight to college. 1544 01:11:21,559 --> 01:11:25,582 however, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, 1545 01:11:25,607 --> 01:11:28,746 i'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend 1546 01:11:28,771 --> 01:11:32,480 and a family that cares, it doesn't have to suck quite as much. 1547 01:11:32,707 --> 01:11:36,629 otherwise, my advice is: stand firm for what you believe in, 1548 01:11:36,654 --> 01:11:40,254 until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong; 1549 01:11:40,279 --> 01:11:43,840 remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked; 1550 01:11:43,865 --> 01:11:46,913 the truth and a lie are not "sort of the same thing"; 1551 01:11:46,938 --> 01:11:53,182 and there's no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza. 1552 01:11:53,207 --> 01:11:54,770 thank you. 1553 01:11:54,795 --> 01:11:57,381 ( applause ) 1554 01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:10,450 so, dazzling academic achievement, eh? what a sellout. 1555 01:12:10,475 --> 01:12:13,491 i know. and then i had the perfect opportunity to beat 1556 01:12:13,516 --> 01:12:16,780 ms. li senseless with my trophy, and what do i do? 1557 01:12:16,805 --> 01:12:18,358 give a heart-warming speech. 1558 01:12:18,383 --> 01:12:20,452 you're getting soft around the edges, morgendorffer. 1559 01:12:20,477 --> 01:12:23,194 maybe, or maybe you've got glaucoma. 1560 01:12:23,784 --> 01:12:27,741 to college! i can't wait! what do you think we'll find when we get there? 1561 01:12:27,766 --> 01:12:30,655 hmm. that the students are shockingly ignorant, 1562 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,796 the professors self-centered and corrupt, 1563 01:12:32,821 --> 01:12:36,405 and the entire system geared solely to the pursuit of funding? 1564 01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:39,397 hmmm, yes. you know that thing i said about you getting soft? 1565 01:12:39,422 --> 01:12:40,382 yeah? 1566 01:12:40,407 --> 01:12:41,680 i take it back. 123150

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