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Victory!

Dad, when are you going to buy me a new toy?

What for?

We have so many of them.

So I can take it to play?

You can't take.

Play as is.

Attention! Attention!

The plane's flight is delayed.

Bad weather.

I repeat.

Bad weather.

Dad, I can't...

- I'm sick. - You can.

Give it a kiss.

It is just a dead body.

Just don't flip the coffin

Here. Man.

(female crying)

Chop it.

I do not want.

Do you want to eat?

Noooo.

And I want. Chop it I said.

It will come in handy in life.

(sound of a falling axe)

Max!

(loud music in the car)

(honking for roadside driving and dust)

Yes, I know, I know.

Hey-hey-heeeeey!

(phone call, music turned off)

Mom? Will grandfather sleep in our room?

Well, definitely not in ours.

(sound of opening the front door)

(offscreen story) "15 years ago I came to Moscow."

"Married, had children."

- (whispering) Dress it up! - "During this time, dad was with us 1 time."

"15 minutes. And then I went to Red Square. "(in a whisper) Nastya, take it.

"To watch Lenin."

(whispering) Smile. Congratulations to grandfather.

"Lenin was closed. Well, the Mausoleum."

"Dad quarreled with the honorary guard and went back home. "

"And he said that "He will never come back to stinking Moscow." "

"I could hardly persuade him to come for our anniversary. "

"Thought I got it."

He didn’t come.

Why?

Didn’t want to, so didn’t come.

I was upset too.

- (child) - But not me.

Why are you surprised?

Your dad is not the nicest person. He calls Dima stupid.

Listen, but he confuses "right" and "left".

It's in dad's loving way

Trust me, he's not capable of that.

(sniffles heavily from stress)

Memorized?

It's right!

You sure you memorized?

Aha.

That's it, run.

So, to dad?

Yulya, I guess, I'll go to him.

Well, leave now and in the evening we will be there.

We will hangout and go home tomorrow night.

No.

What do you mean "no"?

Because we agreed that HE comes to us.

We did not agree on anything else.

Listen, but he didn't come.

He has an anniversary, 70 years old.

So what, he would stay there alone?

So what, we must be alone with the children?

God, what has it to do with it?

Because, Max! I have been waiting for these weekends for a month!

Either you're at work, or something else.

You don't see children at all.

Okay. Firstly, I see children.

And, secondly, I work.

That's why I was looking forward to the weekend.

OK. Well, do you want to go together?

(thinking) "Come on, say no" let's quickly bicker, and I will go myself. "

You know, Max...

let's go.

Why, great idea..

you, kids...

8 hours in the car.

So you will finally meet.

I don’t get your sarcasm.

Don't worry, you'll understand soon.

Okay, that's it. I'm waiting in the car.

- Max!? - What?!

Children!

They need to be fed, food packed for the road, go to the pharmacy.

- Okay, I'll come in. - No no no.

I will go to the pharmacy

and you feed the children. Start communication.

And call .. Uh .. Nanny, tell her to cancel for tomorrow.

I don't have her number.

It's okay, I'll send it to you.

Let her know that she is staying without three thousand rubles.

Love you.

Bye.

(front door lock noise)

(noise of closing the front door)

(thinking) "Nanny."

"When I was their age, I was left alone at home"

"Fear is the best nanny."

Maksyush, just do not open the door to anyone.

Okay?

Nobody at all. Got it?

Gypsies go from house to house

children are deceived and kidnapped.

Got it?

(doorbell ringing, then knocking)

Max! Open up! Why are you locked up?

(handle twitching sound)

Maxim! It's mom!

- (knocking on the door) - It's parents!

(doorbell)

(doorbells mixed with the clink of a tumbler)

- (doorbell) - Max, open it, sleepyhead.

(disturbing music)

- (doorbell) - Max, do you hear?

(doorbell, amplification anxiety in music)

Thank you.

(exhaling) I overate as always.

Well done. Go get ready.

Dimon, why are you sitting there, poking around?

Eat, come on! There is no time at all.

I don't want.

Well, you don't want a chicken, what do you want?

(noise of the package falling on the table)

(radio sounds in the background)

(radio: "Where the miners' strike .. ")

What is this?

Udder. Cow tit.

Milk flows from it.

Why are you crying? Come on, drink it!

You will eat it for another week.

(radio: "Since yesterday the day continues the hunger strike .. ")

(radio: "And in the mine there is already a lack of oxygen .. ")

(dogs barking in complete silence)

I do not want! It's not tasty.

And what?

Do you think mine's delicious?

Try it.

Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Exactly!

And I drink and do not frown.

Oof!

Oof.

(dogs barking)

- (the noise of the glass hitting the table) - Ohhhhh!

But it is better not to mix it.

(cheerful melody)

First hour. All is normal.

- Dad. - M?

Charge the phone.

- Nastya, the GPS is on. - Let's do it a little later?

Well damn!

When will you buy me a phone?

Never!

It's because they love ME.

Okay. Children, enough is enough.

Let the specialist intervene.

Uh, listen up. Children,

who will break my record in "Numbers", ( ♪ Numbers are a game)

winner will get a tablet

I will beat!

Dimon, your chance.

Do you think it's all that simple?

You wish! The record is 2 million!

There you go, try hard.

Pedagogy is my jam.

Hmm. They also believe in miracles.

Set a timer. We'll see how long they will last.

(game sounds)

(thinking) "Play while learning. Beauty."

"And how did I learn to count without a tablet?"

(simple upbeat melody)

Fourty seven.

Right.

Sixty three.

Right.

And here?

Five.

Again.

Five.

Five?

Nothing is unusual?

One hundred and five.

Hell no!

Can you imagine.

That's it. Mistaken - then walk. As agreed.

- Hey, it's my turn! - Back off, I haven't finished playing!

I said take turns!

She has been playing for an hour.

It's not my fault that you are so dumb and you immediately lose.

Nast, Dim, that's enough. - If you can't play normally,

give the tablet here. You will be without it.

(radio: "Ласковая моя, нежная ..")

Well, great teacher, how will we continue to educate?

Well, let's discuss it.

Who spoiled them?

I'm at work all the time.

Really?

- Well, why? - These are all your methods of education.

"Talk to them like adults."

"Take the tablet." So they do what they want.

And what do you suggest?

Beat them just like your father did you?

Okay, no need of 'this',

Dad didn't beat me.

Dad just stared at me.

(the ticking of a clock in complete silence)

Dad, can I go to the corner?

Stay here.

(lock opening sound)

Yours?!

I didn't mean it.

Wrong door.

(door slamming noise)

Eww, what are you doing? Huh?

- Nastya! - What are you doing?

That's it, you're done!

- Nastya. Dim. Enough. - Mom, take him away.

Ahh, let it go.

- Enough. - Ahh!

- Max, stop the car. Eh? - It's not allowed here.

Stop it! Well, that's enough already!

- Leave me alone. - Children, what were you told? Huh?

Take your hand away, Nastya!

Let go of Dima's hands already.

MAAAX!

(you can't hear what he says in the car)

- Nastya, are you okay? - Fine.

I hit it.

Let me see.

(because of the noise of the car, you can't hear what he says)

Max, calm down.

( ♪ beep ♪ ) .. How strong.

No, well, I'm telling you, it's without options.

Max!

- Dimon! - Now, for sure ( ♪ beep ♪ ).

Nastya.

Dimon, open it.

You're making it worse now.

Well OK, whatever you want.

Are you kidding me ?!

Max, please calm down.

What "calm down"?! You wanted me to take part in education. Now is the time!

- Let it go, please. - They already understood everything.

Dima,

ещё раз такое услышу, рот вымою мылом. Did you understand?!

Nastya! It concerns you too.

(thinking) "Yes, of course you will."

"We'll get there and ask your grandad."

Got it?

Woo.

Yeah!

That's it, wash your face.

(sound of air in empty pipes)

(radio: "ended at 10:30, almost a decade, undeclared war, ")

(radio: "official victims: 13 833 Soviet soldiers and officers. ")

(radio: "And about a million Afghans.")

You are siblings. You must protect each other, not this.

I hope you got what I meant.

It's all useless!

Max, what's useless?

It is useless to yell!

..and swing a belt. ..and in general, why blame them?

That they're kids? It's you, who..

almost killed us all

Me?!

Ya'll messed with my head!

Why did you even come with me? I would be on my own now.

Ah, yes.

And I never doubted you. YOU are separate and the FAMILY is separate.

God, I would be back by evening.

And go straight to work? As always. Yes?

Yes, as always. Because it is impossible to work and sit with children at the same time.

- Oh really?? - And I am, apparently, a wonder woman!

Max,

just learn to prioritize.

Okay.

You are driving and I'm with children.

What? I have prioritized.

With pleasure! Crazy!

Me?!

What are you doing?

As always, taking care of everything.

I need a coffee.

We're going to the mall and you take the kids to the playground. Let them run over there.

I don't understand anything at all.

This is your state in life.

(sad song starts "Where does childhood go")

"Куда ухооодит детствооо?"

"В какие го-ро-даааа?"

"И гдеее найтиии нам средствааа."

"Чтоб вновь по-па-сть туда?"

"Оно уйдёёёт не слышнооо."

"Пока весь гооород спиииит."

"И пииисем неее напишееет."

"И вряд ли по-зво-ниииииииит."

(chorus) "Иии зимооой и летооооом".

"Небывааалыыых ждать чудееееес."

"Бууудет детство где-тоооо."

"Но не здеееееееееесь."

"И в сугроообах белыыых."

"И по лужам у ручья" (honking)

"Бууудет кто-то бегааать, но не яяяяяяяяяя."

"Куда ухооодит детствооо?"

"Куда ушло оноооооооо?"

"Навееерно, в крааай чудесныыый."

"Где каждый дееень кинооо."

Meet downstairs in an hour and a half.

- Ir, what "one and a half"? - We won't make it in time to dad.

- It's okay. He'll wait. - Children need to let the energy out.

- I-i-i-i-r. - I said my piece.

Well done! You ruined mom's mood.

Now we're all in trouble.

This is all Nastka.

I'm going to hit you again.

Listen up, children of Satan..

and of a cool guy.

We have very little time therefore, I am offering a deal.

From now on you behave well. And don't fight.

And I will buy each of you a toy.

Any! Consider it a New Year.

(noise of fireworks outside the window)

Okay, that's it. Enough.

We still need to celebrate the Old New Year(Jan 14th)

Well, russians!

Happy New Year!

Ah damn.

Phew.

- (playing intermediate piano) - Spiiiiiiin.

Well done, well done.

And more, and more.

Once again.

And-in-to-the-circle.

And in a circle we float, we float.

Well done.

And smile, girls.

And do not forget, use your magic!

Okay. We're spinning.

Dad, I forgot. Who am I suppose to be?

You are Yeltsin(first president of Russia)

Tell your teacher so.

She will give you a bigger candy.

And more and more tiiiiime.

And in a circle. In ciiircle.

Look, what a monster.

Let me see

Hmm. Not bad, yeah.

May I?

An excellent choice.

Semi-automatic magazine.

20 rounds per clip.

- Rapid rate of fire. - 60 rounds per minute.

The firing distance is up to 20 meters.

Got it.

Come here.

On the shoulder. Here you go.

Look.

Back ... Forward ... Down.

Come on.

Shoot.

Bam!

Yes. We will take it. Wrap it up.

(motor sound)

Well?

Will you take it?

Played enough?

(mouth closed) Nope.

Let's think again.

(a song sounds in the background by Tatiana Bulanova "Don't Cry")

God.

(vigorous foreign melody is playing in the car)

- Dad. - Mm?

Give me a tablet.

You can see - we are not fighting.

Well, I can see.

But let's show more to mom how obedient you are. Okay?

Woohoo.

Me first! Give it to me!

Dimon, are you stupid?

(whispering) Let go!

Showed yet?

Well done.

Mom, well, we'll take turns.

Let Dima be the first.

You will. Not play, but read.

Let her then.

Okay, that's enough. Dima, you wanted a tablet? So learn to read.

Nastya, turn on Harry Potter for him.

Well damn. It's a difficult book.

At least, it's for kids.

Go-ver-nment

ar-my.

of An-go-lia

ca-ptu-red

he-ad-quar-ters (germ. stab)

of le-ader

U-NI-TA ( ♪ UNITA - Angolan political rebel party)

Jo-na-sha.

Sa-vim-bi ( ♪ Jonash Savimbi - founder of the party)

in.

Hu...

Hu-am ...

bo. ( ♪ Hwambo - a city in Angola, now Huambo)

That's it?

Why, end of newspaper?

Read on.

Du-ring

wa-r

con-flict

there were

kil-led

mo-r..

- more.. - You stuck?

I don't know this number..

30 thousand men were killed

Come on, read on.

(vigorous foreign melody is playing)

Mm?

(mouthful) Thank you.

Dim, read it out loud.

Chapter five.

Ex-ple...

Ex-pe...

Expelliarmus ( ♪ spell in the Harry Potter books)

Why are you interfering?Huh?

Because you are slow.

Who are you then?

And I'm Nastya.

Well, bought out?

Now watch the result.

Look, I was acting according to the situation.

We'll get there okay. Aight?

Don't be nervous.

Let them go crazy. I'll sit and think of something.

You have to be more constructive. You just have to come up with it out of blue.

I don't know, for example...

- Moose farm is on the way. - We can go, let them run.

Maybe something else?

Sure, you can think of something.

You've got whole 8 minutes.

(thinking) "I'll come up with 8 ideas, in 8 minutes. "

- So? - What's there to think of? We're here!

Dimon, give me a jacket.

Dim, Nastya, come out.

So.

Water for you, carrots for moose.

They behave better.

Here, my dear.

Do it normally.

They're so happy.

As a child, I only saw animals in the market.

Seriously.

- Do you want to pet it? - Naaaaah!

Just kidding.

Let's go and see the fish.

(doorbell)

(radio: "It became known at the congress the name of the new head of government. ")

(radio: "Next Candidate: Chernomyrdin Victor Stepanovich. ")

(radio: "As follows: For - 821,")

(radio: "against - 572.")

(radio: "Thus, Chairman of the Council of Ministers ")

(radio: "by the Russian Federation government")

(radio: "approved Chernomyrdin Victor Stepanovich. ")

(vigorous foreign melody is playing in the car)

Dim, what are you doing?

I feel hot.

Hold on, wait.

I'll turn on the A/C.

Where are we?

- We are passing Nizhny. Just a little bit left.

Mom, I feel sick.

You don't look so..

Let me touch your forehead

You're burning.

Listen, when you bought water today, was it really warm?

Warm. I guess.

For sure warm.

Hold on, Dima, just wait a little bit.

We'll get to the hospital.

God, Ira, don't push it. It's just fever. Kids often have fever.

- Uhuh. - Now we will buy antipyretic drugs.

We're so close. We'll get there fine.

Ma-aam.

Yes, baby?

Oh, my God! Wait, hold on.

(disturbing music)

Hello.

- Hello. - And doctor...

This way? That way?

- Here, come fast. - Ma'am, put on shoe covers.

Yes of course.

Nastya, let's go.

- Mom, I'll wait for you here. - No.

Well, there is nothing to worry about.

Just regular cold. We will bring down the temperature and will be as good as new.

- Let's see the girl too? - Wait, and the blood?

It doesn't just nosebleed out of blue.

Of course not.

Young man just needs to pick nose less.

Yes, Dim?

- Alright. The medicine. - Eww.

Don't worry, they are all for kids.

Tasty.

Gimme, gimme.

Strawberries with cream. Holy crap, Dimon.

Well, it turns out, as a child, I was rather tortured, not treated.

Bite.

I can not.

Bite through "can not".

Open your mouth.

There! Good boy.

Now the garlic.

Not in your mouth! Into the nose.

Tough man.

Why are you moaning?

- It hurts. - "It hurts."

Can you even call this "hurts"?

THIS 'hurts'!

Quiet! Suck it up.

Now the whole infection will die.

Well done. Tough man!

Dad,

I will never ride a bike again.

You can ride,

just don't fall.

(radio: "If I'm not mistaken he declared 1993 the year of small nations. ")

Did you let snot in there?

Nope.

(radio: "how to ensure workers' rights budgetary organizations ")

(radio: "and social spheres during privatization. ")

(radio: "such a problem was discussed by Deputy Prime Minister Anatoly Chubais ")

(radio: "with the leaders of Russian ministries. ")

- Daddy, let's not donate blood. - Please.

- Dim, I'm all for it. - It's 2 thousand rubles worth.

It's just that mom and I are worried for you.

But, dad, I'm not sick anymore.

- Like really really not sick? - Yep.

Dimon, mom can be deceived.

But it won't fly with dad. Seriously, I've tried.

(radio: "Today in St. Petersburg new tram fares are taking effect... ")

(radio: "now one trip will cost citizens in 10 rubles. ")

(radio: "Aviators denied rumors today on the increase in prices for plane tickets ")

(radio: "Sakhalin residents don't have to worry. ")

(radio: "Reported at Vnukovo. Tariffs will not increase in the near future. ")

Well, you know where the corner is.

Dad, it wasn't not me.

It was a dog.

That's it, let's go to the hospital.

We'll do 40 shots in stomach.

It wasn't a dog. It's me.

Can I go to the corner? Please..

Go.

Thanks Daddy!

You're always welcome, Max.

(shower noise)

(door squeak)

(knock on the window)

(door squeak)

(sarcastically) What a torture..

I am not talking to you.

Well now I know exactly how to calm our children. Just have to hurt them.

- The tests will be tomorrow. - You can come in to check or call.

We'll call. We are leaving now.

We are leaving where? Your child is sick.

He needs to stay overnight at least.

Ira, it's dad's birthday today.

- You perfectly understand... - No, I perfectly understand nothing.

He turned his back to the family himself. Don't do the same.

Nastya, let's go.

Goodbye.

All the best.

(crickets)

- (children swear) - Let me out, I say!

Let me out!

Let me out!

You don’t understand, I’m going to die now.

Enough already!

Dim, come inside, you're sick.

She won't let me out!

Nastya, let him in, now!

Go ahead.

(metallic noise)

Brought a boy with me. The shift is growing.

- Well, why are you standing? - It's tight.

Don't worry. It'll stretch. Keep walking.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'm cold.

Don't worry.

If we don’t sell the cable you will also become hungry.

- Suck it up. - Crooks.

What? Come on, go on.

Max, we'll be waiting for you at the restaurant.

Let's go and eat. Yes?

The key.

(thinking) "This was my first time I came to the restaurant with dad. "

"Well, I thought it was a restaurant."

(song is played on the radio "Не сыпь мне соль на рану" performed by V. Dobrynin: "Не сыпь мне соль на рануууууу,")

(radio: "Не говори на взрыыыв.")

(radio: "Не сыпь мне соль на рануууууу, Она ещёёё болииит.")

(radio: "Не сыпь мне соль на рануууууу, Не говори на взрыыыв.")

(radio: "Не сыпь мне соль на рануууууу, Она ещёёё болииит.")

Why aren't you eating anything?

I do not want to.

No, you have to have something. You hear me?

You should definitely eat.

Yes, yes, Dima. Dish up yourself, otherwise she'll come and give you all the veggies.

Do you know what this is?

Leg?

It's called "Chicken Kiev" (Kotleta po Kievski)

Here you go.

Come on.

Try.

They were my favorite as a kid.

Have a nice appetite, Max.

(the song "Farewell" is played on the radio in the performance: "Вдруг погасли две звезды.")

(radio: "Но лишь теперь понятно мне,")

(radio: "что это были... я и ты!")

Dim,

how are you eating? Put it down.

Fork. Knife.

Hold like this,

cut

a piece like so.

I like it my way.

No, Dim. It is called...

etiquette.

You are from an intelligent family...

(loud tea slurping)

..partially.

(thinking) "Oh, this etiquette."

"I was also taught table manners. "

I, for one, roast cabbage first.

- Ahh! That's what that is! - And then into the soup.

And it becomes so rich.

Isn't it going to soften then in the water?

- No? - No. No no no.

Cut two tomatoes in there.

You can peel off the skin altogether like this,

to make them softer.

Here. You can't imagine, how delicious it gets.

And then you can pour in the egg. Just one egg.

Until, you know, it all gets mixed up ...all the juice.

Dim, why aren't you eating?

I'm full.

Well no, you have to finish it.

It's full of vitamins, and you are sick. Come on.

- Here. - Mom, I'm not a little kid.

Well, then eat it yourself, since you're not little.

Mm. Delicious.

If it tastes good to you, then you eat it.

(scrubbing with a spoon in silence)

One spoon for mom.

One for dad.

I do not want.

Max!

What's up? Is this a joke to you?

You didn't eat for my grandma. And where is she now?

May she Rest in Peace.

(tablet game sounds)

Modern family.

Have you seen yourself from the side?

Nast'!

Nastya!

What?

Put your phone away, come here.

Well mom, damn it, I'm playing.

Excellent.

Let's all play together.

For example ... the game 'Cities'.

Dad starts.

Nizhny Novgorod.

What is the point of this?

Nastya, the point is in communicating with the family.

Yes ... listen to mom.

Family is important.

Come on.

Nizhny Novgorod. You start with "D".

When you'll grow up, you'll remember how you played with daddy.

(radio: "Special care from the audience for doctors, teachers, ")

(radio: "workers of science and culture, military personnel, students and pensioners. ")

(radio: "who had no opportunity use vouchers ... ")

(radio: "in their own professional activity.")

(radio: "Deputy Prime Minister spoke against the so-called ")

(radio: "fourth option privatization, according to which ... ")

(joyful laughter of a child)

(radio: "According to Anatoly Borisovich accepting this option ... ")

(radio: "will cross out the meaning of vouchers as ... ")

(TV: "Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky was approved today as deputy minister ")

(TV: "Fuel and Energy of Russia. He is supposed to be in charge ... ")

Dad, let's play hide and seek?

You promised.

- Alright, alright. I will start. - Yay!

(TV: "Now on to cultural news.")

Oneee!

Twooo!

Threee!

Foooour!

Fiiiive!

I'm going to find you!

Ready or not, here I come!

(TV: "No particular reaction ...")

(whispering) He-he-he-he.

Where did he hide?

I just can't find him!

Oh, this Maxiiim!

(TV 90s "in the nose" style: "Mark Dacascos,")

(TV 90s "in the nose" style: "Sho Kosugi.")

Yaroslavl.

Already said!

Then Yalta. Nastya, you are on "A".

Aaaaaah. Kill me.

(toy gun shot)

Dad, you ...

Be careful what you wish for.

- Dad, what are you doing? - Dad, let me shoot it too.

- Helloooo! - When you will have your own children, then you can shoot at them.

Ouch!

That's what you get for everything you've done in the car today.

Dad, damn it, why ?!

This is my blaster.

I do not know anything.

Toys should be shared.

Especially with dad.

Well? How you doing, builder?

Fine.

Let me see.

Can you play with one?

- Uhuh. - Well done.

Well? Who gets the fish and who gets the horse?

- Horse. - Hah.

- (shot sound) - Ouch!

It wasn't me.

And not me.

It's dad!

Okay, that's it. We're done.

Nastya? Naaast'!

Brush your teeth and sleep, fast.

The last one cleans everything up.

I think you are the last one.

What? No!

They'll go back and clean it up.

I have already been through this "clean it up" as a kid.

Dad, did you call me?

Called, yes.

So listen up, junnat. ( ♪ Junnat - young naturalist)

Your friends shat there, didn't they?

You get to wash it then.

Here.

(children play outside and crows croak)

Phew, I think they fell asleep finally.

- Max. - M?

You did everything right.

I'm not sure.

But I'm sure.

That's right.

You have nothing to worry about.

Ir, what do you mean nothing to worry about.

For instance, I just brushed my teeth,

but didn’t wash my hands.

Dirty hands.

But the eye itches.

But I can't scratch, because I'm afraid to infect it.

Ir, scratch my eye.

Max can you for once talk seriously?

Ir, what's there to talk about?

All my life I wanted to be a good father.

Not like my dad.

And what, damn it? What's the result? Dima got sick.

We almost got into an accident.

Doesn't care about no one but himself.

I'm calling him and he doesn't even pick up.

Maaax, listen.

Well, your father is a good man.

Well... yes, he can be harsh at times.

Listen, well, you are not always a perfect dad yourself.

All the time at work.

Whenever you come home. The children are already asleep.

You don't see each other at all.

Even I don't see you anymore.

Are you trying to comfort me or what?

Not. I just want to say that ...

you are a good father.

The same as your dad.

And he loves you just the same as you love your children.

Even if they are fighting.

Or swear.

Anyway, we will get there tomorrow and everything will be okay.

(the murmur of a stream of water and the croaking of crows)

Not enough?

Let me help.

(the murmur of a trickle of water)

Nice?

I wanted to write "Mama"

Are you nuts?!

Mom is saint!

You can't do that to her.

Come on, let's go.

Love you.

Me too.

(knock on the door)

Mom, dad, Dima toots!

- Pfft... - Pfft...

- Oh come on! - Do you hear that? I won't sleep with him!

After all, we have disgusting children.

Can I sleep here with you?

Forget it. Mom and Dad sleep here.

And dad, by the way, also toots.

(thinking) "You can't even explain to them."

"Or maybe you don't need to explain anything."

Max,

take a walk for an hour.

Mom and I have business.

How do I know that it's already "an hour"?

(swing creak in silence)

(doorbell)

Maaam,

- I want to pee. - Hold on, we'll walk in and you'll pee.

He's probably asleep.

(doorbell)

Max, stop it. He'll get mad.

Well, why doesn't he open.

Well, maybe he left.

Left where? It's 8 a.m.

Dad!

Batya! (sound of neighbor door opening)

Hello, garage!

Why are you pounding ?!

Hello, uncle Sash.

Max, is that you?

oh man.

I didn't recognize you.

Yours?

- Hello. - Hello.

Oops ... sorry.

- Uncle Sasha, dad doesn’t open the door. - Do you know where he is, huh?

Left.

Left where?

To work.

What work? He is 70.

So what? He can't work or what?

Try and live solely on retirement.

He got a job as a security guard at our factory.

I can give you keys if you want?

You have keys?

Well, of course?

Elderly people. At any moment can ...

Fshst! And that's it.

This one.

- Thank you. - Don't forget to return it later.

Of course.

Hmm. Well, dad, of course,

knows how to add extra stress.

More.

More, more.

Stop.

Now come here.

This is exactly what "Drunk" means.

Dad, I'm sick.

Exactly!

- (imitation of the sound of an aircraft engine) - Zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzh.

(TV: "Khomutov.")

(TV: "Bykov.")

(TV: "the shot!")

- (TV: "GOAL!") - Goal!

Goal! Another one! Three! (TV: "A minute and 9 seconds before the end of the third period, ")

(TV: "Bykov with the most powerful shot sends the puck under the bar! ")

- (TV: "3: 1 in favor of the CIS national team.") - Zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzh.

Dad, look! I'm a pilot!

(TV: "Look! How difficult,")

- (TV: "incredibly difficult shot") - Max!

(TV: "for the Canadian goalkeeper.")

(TV: "Krutov calculated everything, made an accurate pass to the partner. ")

- (TV: "Bykov is a very powerful ...") - Pilots fly high.

(TV: "3: 1! Our team wins.")

(TV: "The match is already over, practically. Not.")

Dad!

High and quiet.

Responsible work.

Here, children,is where I had my childhood.

You always say that, when we come here.

Yeaaah..

This apartment is asking for the renovation.

Hire a team already, let them do it.

Ir, what brigade?

Like you don't know him.

He will not let them on the doorstep.

Just out of principle.

Come here.

Well look.

This is for the hallway.

This is for the living room.

He put the old wallpaper here for some reason.

I bought this for him, last time we were here.

He said that he would apply them within 2 weeks. Yeah, right!

Well at least, he allowed to bring in new furniture into the apartment.

(hair clipper noise)

Max, why didn't you say that you are being photographed yesterday?

Our mother can do it.

(sound of an electric plug being kicked out)

God damn it, uhh!

About time!

You better go to the store and I'll clean up for now.

No problems. But you know I am dependent.

I need a list.

I will send it now.

Dad, can we buy it?

We'll have to. You were picking the nose with these hands.

Come on, pour.

Ewww!

Why "eww"? Lost a jar?

Now hold it.

Squeeze your fingers,

or they'll scatter.

- Dad. - Huh?

How long will it take?

Hold on, mom will tell us what kind of cheese to get.

- Just take any. - Hah, "any".

You can't get "any"!

We would want to keep the marriage with our mom, right?

(thinking) "Dad didn't give a damn what kind of cheese there was. "

(the song of I. Nikolaev - "Dolphin and a mermaid ": "Он чуткий сон её хранил,")

(radio: "Нёс жемчуга ей к изголовью")

Dad.

What?

I am hungry.

(radio: "Он позабыл, что он дельфин.")

(radio: "Забыл семью свою...")

Dad! (radio: "роднуюююю.")

(radio: "Летел он из морских глубин в надежде робкой поцелуя.")

Here, have a candy.

(radio: "сюжет этой песни...")

What?!

I bought them myself last week.

(radio: "Дельфин и русалка - они, если честно,")

(radio: "не пара, не пара, не пара.")

That means you're not hungry.

(radio: "Дельфин и русалка - они, если честно, не пара, не пара, не пара.")

(radio: "Русалка слушалась, смеясь...")

(scanner sound)

(scanner sound)

(scanner sound)

Would you like promotional items?

No thanks.

Tea, saury(fish)..dulce de leche?

This is dulce de leche?

Dulce de leche needs to be boiled at home.

Whaa?

You wanted dulce de leche?

There!

Just don't eat from the floor.

Mmmmm!

What takes so long?

In here, it's a little different pace of life.

We have no time for anything. Table needs to be assembled. Nastya, you are helping me.

Alright, so. Table, table, table.

The table should be here. Dimon!

Alright. Dim. Listen up.

Go get legs. Over there, they are standing behind the door.

I call dibs! I will be the one assembling it.

Alright, just fast.

(thinking) "Well done, Dimon!"

"I helped dad too."

Max!

Damn it.

I told you, don't distract me.

You cold?

Well, did you find it?

No.

Well, go look deeper in there.

Max, come on. Your hands are thinner.

Found it!

Well done. Come on.

Wait.

Throw it here.

Well since you're all wet, you finish it.

Just wash your hands with soap and water after.

- There. - We've arrived.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Oh, thank you, Volodenka.

As the saying goes, "Treat people the way,"

"you want to be treated yourself"

- Am I right? - Yes Yes.

Well there you go then.

All the best!

Goodbye!

Max!

My God!

You need to hold steady.

Come here.

You will carry the pumpkin.

Got it.

Rest for now.

Mom, Nastya,

check out the work.

It was always wobbly.

Mm, I'm very proud of you.

If you can also find a tablecloth, then you'd be priceless!

- Alright so. Tablecloth, tablecloth. - Nastya, look over there.

There are only books and vodka.

Wow! These are books?

No, these are not books.

What is it?

This, children, is the best thing that happened in my childhood.

- No options! Byshovets must be replaced! - ( ♪ Byshovets A.F. - coach of the national football team)

- Why? - Because,

because can't handle nothing.

- Sadyrin will do better! ( ♪ Sadyrin P.F. - coach of the national football team)

Look:

Zenith improved, CSKA improved, (football clubs)

If necessary, he will drive these into the stall, and they will go smoothly, and then they will play good too.

- There are no others! Who else? - Max,

you want beer?

Wait. What beer? He is 7.

Te-he.

What's up, Max?

(whispering) Cartoons ended...

And?

Well...

And then after there were a man and a woman.. naked..

And, you didn't like it?

Well...

Liked.

Well then, go and watch.

Alright, go on.

Two feasts(swedish tables) in two days.

This is what you'll see from me for the first and last time.

Why?

Because mom leaves us for another man.

No thanks. I will not handle another family.

- Ir, you are such a good girl. - Thank you so much.

Dad will definitely appreciate it.

He always loved feasts.

(offscreen story) "But mom could not stand it and left him. "

Oh! Max.

Going on the walk?

I’m done already.

Here 10 rubles.

I don't have any.

I will owe.

Go for a walk for now.

Max.

You like it?

Mhm.

Professor!

- Ye? - Get up.

Let's have another one for women.

Ah no, I don't really feel like it. Volodya, I guess I'll go.

- Where are you going to go? Come on, come on! - Oh! Heh. Max!

Great!

(door closing noise)

(the song is played by Kuzmin V. "The pier of your hope ": "Ты услышишь мой голос, зовущий нежно.")

This is how she is, the first love.

Leaves quickly.

Good job.

- Ir. - Yeah?

Dad is coming.

Let's greet. Nastya!

- Nastya! - What?

Grandpa is coming. Come on.

Put it on. Put it on.

Let's go. Quick.

(whispering) Aaaand, three-four!

HAPPY-BIRTH-DAYYYYY!

Oooooooooohhhh! (Applause)

(♪ beep ♪) your mother!

What are you doing here?

Hi, Dad.

As you can see, we have arrived.

Happy anniversary. Here's a gift.

Who will sweep all of this now?

Also a gift?

Max.

"Hello son. Hello grandchildren."

- Children, let's go. - "I am so glad that you came."

Is it so hard to say, just once, something good when you meet us?

In order for people to "meet" you you need to mention it beforehand.

Instead of yelling in their faces.

I'm not twenty years old.

I could've dropped dead in front of kids just now.

That would be an anniversary!

Well, let go.

You won't go anywhere until we talk.

Max,

what is this 'harsh' conversation?

You want me to whoop your ass with a slipper?

Not my ass.

But to talk - yes.

Listen, I'm not a child anymore. My testicles are gray too.

But I don't understand why I I become like that with you.

Seriously. I'm trying to prove something to you.

Prove that ... I am the same as you. But,

you know, dad, we are different people.

I don't even know if we have anything in common at all.

You were for me ...

the center of the world, the center of everything!

The foremost one! I've always looked up to you.

You wanted to make a man out of me. Strong

tough. Like you.

But, really, you're not tough.

You're ignorant.

You don't care: Where I was;

What I was interested in; What I have read.

Maybe you just didn't need me?

Max.

- The time was like that. - Like what?

- Tough! - To hell with the tough time, I am your son!

I want you to say that you love me.

So go, at least tell it to your grandchildren. It is important to them.

It is important for them to know that their grandfather loves them.

You are the only one in their life.

Just go play with your grandchildren.

I'll clean everything up.

Let me go.

- Okay. Let's finish eating. - Get ready and let's go.

What happened?

Unfortunately, nothing.

Everything is the same as before.

Can you drive?

Dimka?

Nastyukha?

Why are you sitting?

Come on, come here! I have a present for you too.

Come on, come on. Quickly.

Come on.

Look.

One two three!

And there's shit all!

It's because my pension is 8 thousand.

What are these pretty strings you have?

These are not strings, these are braids.

- Afro braids. - "Afro braaaaidss".

Grandpa,

Can I take this boat home?

- What a tricky one! - Did you bring your grandfather a present?

Nastya, where is the gift?

- Come on, come on, come on, run, run. - I will help.

Quick.

Come on, pour me too.

Cause I won't last long playing with him sober.

And yeah, Max.

Don't whine.

You hear?

Come on, come here.

I love you too.

That's it, that's it.

And don't whine.

You had a gorgeous childhood.

The best, dad!

Let's go have a smoke.

I do not smoke.

I don’t smoke either. Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on.

No, dad, you go.

Давай, давай, давай.

(an inspiring song sounds V. Leontiev - "Дельтаплан")

"Меж нами памяти тумааан, Ты как во снеееее."

"Ты кааак во снееееее."

"Навееерно, тооолько дельтаплааан Поможет мнееееее."

"Помоооожет мнееееееее."

"Наииивно это и смешно, Но так легкооооо."

"Моииииим плечааааааааааааам."

"Ужеее зовёёёт меня в полёёёт."

"Мой дельтаплааааан, мой дельтаплаааааааааан."

"Вот яяя надену два крыла И ближе тыыыы."

"И блиииже тыыыы."

"Меняяя любооовь оторвала От суетыыыы."

"От сууууетыыыыыыыы."

"Пусть людям крыыыльев не дано, но так легоооо" - Пап, прости, что я заболел.

Max, sit quietly already.

"Уже зовёёёт меня в полёёёт Мой дельтаплааан."

"Мой делтаплаааааааан."

"Мой делтаплаааааааааааааааааан."

Come on.

Then the third one.

What are you looking at?

We will keep on trying on until it "fits right"

- Dad. - There is no toilet paper.

Here.

Thank you.

Open up!

Some man is chasing me!

Open up!

Who is chasing?

Maxim, what happened? What man?

Howdy, Sanya.

When will you give me back my chervonets? ( ♪ Chervonets - 10 rubles)

Volodya,

ehhmm.. let's do it tomorrow.. I have this thing..

Let's do it today.

That's it, don't cry.

I just twisted the ear. Now uncle Sasha will give us some allowance for candies.

Put out the fire!

Toss it! Toss it! Toss it!

- (whistle) - Max!

Where are your pissed pants? The mother will wash.

Ha ha ha ha pissed pants!

Why are you laughing? I was just saying figuratively.

Here.

Mom said that apples should always be washed.

I don't like any of them.

They don't even have your size.

Well, good. Then we'll take it for grow in.

Let's go.

The clock struck,

On schedule for lunch.

We go in line,

and a cheerful hazer(experienced soldier) is ahead.

And you are a young kid,

you served only a year.

You are entitled to

pure oxygen alone.

Stop stop stop greenery(unexperienced soldiers) don't grab a spoon,

One, two, sat down.

First, let the hazer take it.

Learn, kid

so that you get the butter first

You've got till fall to serve.

(complete silence)