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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:57,849 MEDICINSKI CENTAR CHICAGO 2 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,894 U�inite ne�to! Sti�e beba! 3 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,773 Znam da sti�e. Smirite se, gospo�ice. Duboko di�ite. 4 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,858 Myra! Treba mi doktor! 5 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,736 -Radim na tome! -Niste doktor? 6 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,364 -Ne� Sestra. -Mu�ko, pa sestra? 7 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,366 Mu�ka sestra? 8 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,078 �ujte, ja sam profesionalac. Znam �to radim. 9 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,914 Sve �e biti dobro. 10 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,500 Posve ste otvoreni. 11 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,460 Smjesta doktora! 12 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:29,089 Nema slobodnog. Mora� je poroditi sam. 13 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,800 Vidim glavicu! 14 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,885 Drek! 15 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,812 Pogledajte. Uspjeli smo! 16 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,106 Dobili smo sin�i�a. 17 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,068 Sin! Vi moj junak. 18 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,989 -Dam mu va�e ime. -Ne treba� 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,368 Moram! Latvijska tradicija. Krstit �u ga� 20 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,382 Dobili ste Fockere. Nema nas. 21 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,551 Ostavite poruku. 22 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,929 Roz, kvragu, kako se ovo gasi? 23 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,098 Ne znam, pritisni gumb. 24 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:23,352 Uga�eno. Ho�e� �imi�angu? 25 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,772 -Zar te ne napuhava? -Malo, ali se isplati. 26 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,066 A onda meni vjetrovi! 27 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,235 -Ho�u �imi�angu! -Pa kuhaj! 28 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,154 Ljudi, ja sam. 29 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,240 Tata, prije �est mjeseci rekoh da promijeni� poruku. 30 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,577 Ne javljate se, 31 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,121 a Pam i ja danas letimo za Oyster Bay. 32 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,624 A sutra s Byrnesima letimo za Miami. 33 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,960 Sti�emo oko 19.30, vidimo se oko 21 h. 34 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,962 Zovi me na mobitel 35 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:54,716 da ti ka�em ne�to za Paminog tatu 36 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,053 i jo� par stvari. Pusa. 37 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,347 Jutro! Kako je bilo? 38 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,349 Zamisli! 39 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,060 -Porodio sam prvu bebu. -Ma ne! 40 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,021 -Du�o, tako se tobom ponosim. -Bilo je nevjerojatno. 41 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:12,109 Izvla�iti tu �ivotnu snagu iz �enine� 42 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:16,154 Zna� ve�. Bio sam tako� Sve to s bebom� 43 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,741 -Ba� je fora. -Divno, mili! 44 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:20,992 Spremna? 45 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,077 PIR BYRNES - FOCKER 46 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,578 Samo trenutak. 47 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,206 -Sva�ta se zna dogoditi. -Letimo tek za �etiri sata. 48 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,710 Da odredimo datum vjen�anja bez upoznavanja roditelja? 49 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,795 Vikend �e pro�i sjajno. 50 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,048 -Tvoji su sjajni. -U malim dozama. 51 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:39,720 U Coconut Groveu 48 h mala je doza. Usto, osvojio si mog tatu, 52 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,847 �to je najte�e. 53 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,600 Istina. Jo� sam u krugu povjerenja Byrnesovih? 54 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,353 �vrsto. 55 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:49,813 Napokon. 56 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,900 {\an8}Taksi! 57 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,907 {\an8}Na aerodrom? 58 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,076 {\an8}-Uzmite moj. -To! 59 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,370 {\an8}Sjajno! 60 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,752 -Drag �ovjek. -Da. 61 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,093 {\an8}ME�UNARODNI AERODROM O'HARE 62 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,604 {\an8}Vas dvoje ovamo. 63 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,607 {\an8}Dozvola za Fockere 64 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,130 {\an8}-Ajme. -�to? 65 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,090 {\an8}Prebukiran ekonomski razred. 66 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,720 {\an8}�to to zna�i? Otpao nam let? 67 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,557 {\an8}Moramo vas unaprijediti u prvi razred. 68 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,518 {\an8}Stvarno? 69 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,603 {\an8}Hvala. 70 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,608 {\an8}Dajte to meni. 71 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,737 {\an8}Evo. 72 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:25,200 {\an8}�elite to odnijeti ili staviti na drugi let? Slobodno. 73 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,410 {\an8}Stavit �u u kapetanov pretinac. 74 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,332 {\an8}-Ba� lijepo. -Da. 75 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,210 {\an8}-�ampanjca? -Hvala. 76 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,088 {\an8}-Gospodine? -Hvala! 77 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,006 {\an8}U�ivajte. 78 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,017 {\an8}�elite kupiti i osiguranje, g. Focker? 79 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,271 {\an8}Ne. 80 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,857 {\an8}-Hvala. -Ne? 81 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,110 {\an8}Mulja�a. Na tome zara�uju. 82 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,279 {\an8}Tako je. Ne treba vam. 83 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,948 {\an8}Bje�ite sad. 84 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,881 Ku�a Byrnesovih. 85 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,634 Pregr�t lijepih uspomena. 86 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,846 Mama? Tata? 87 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,099 Motrim te. 88 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,145 Skoro. 89 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,355 S dva prsta, 90 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,649 po jedan na svako oko. Ovako� 91 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,860 Motrim te. 92 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,448 Kasnije �emo. Gle tko je tu! 93 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,367 Profesor Einstein. 94 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,203 Zdravo, mali Jack. Ti si genije. 95 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,165 U tvojoj budu�nosti vidim Nobelovu nagradu. 96 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,876 Stanka u u�enju. Stiglo dru�tvo! 97 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,254 -Pamelinkice! -Tatko-slatko! 98 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,800 Jedna, dvije, dodaj samo! 99 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,428 Pekmezom brzo ma�i amo! 100 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,477 Tako ide, ne? 101 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,978 Mo�e, Greg. 102 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,606 -Lijepo �to te vidim. -Da. 103 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,652 -Tako�er� djede! -Da. 104 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,030 Zaboga, kako mi je ne�a�i� velik. Ma vidi! 105 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,283 -Ista mamica. -Bogme, je li? 106 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:34,079 Ovo je Greg. Pri�ali smo o njemu. 107 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,874 {\an8}SESTRA 108 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,047 Oprosti, kartice su svrstane po rodu. 109 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,883 Da. Nema veze. 110 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,594 Upija te. 111 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,347 Ima vrlo dubok osje�aj za ljude. 112 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,642 Krv nije voda. 113 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,311 Mo�da imamo novog CIA agi�u, ha? 114 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,897 Ne bih na sva zvona o mojoj profesiji, zna�? 115 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,651 �to se tvojih ti�e, ja sam i dalje vrtlar. 116 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,529 Za�to je mali Jack tu? Deb i Bob �uvaju ku�u? 117 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,072 U Tajlandu su. 118 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,117 Prate kliniku otvorenu za medena mjeseca. 119 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,661 �to je ovo? 120 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,288 Kad su Dennyja pozvali u vojnu �kolu, 121 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,959 Jack je na�inio u�ionicu za zna�-ve�-koga. 122 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,629 Pri�a� li ve�, papalice? 123 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:33,555 Ne tepaj mu. Pri�aj kao s odraslim. 124 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,265 Bizamac. 125 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,059 -Bizamac, Jack. -Dobro. 126 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,520 Shvati, on je mala osoba. 127 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,774 Jo� ne pri�a, ali razumije. Gledaj� 128 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,819 M. J., jesi li gladan? 129 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,115 {\an8}JESTI 130 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,994 {\an8}Ma gle. 131 00:08:56,119 --> 00:09:00,874 {\an8}��elim jesti. Jo� malo molim.� 132 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,754 {\an8}�Onda bih spavao, a onda mi treba kakica.� 133 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,672 {\an8}KAKICA 134 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,261 �uo sam za te znakove za djecu. 135 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,056 Prva liga. 136 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,767 U ovoj dobi mozak mu je k'o spu�va. 137 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,894 No recimo u tvojoj dobi 138 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:24,439 bit �e bitno nesposobniji za korisne informacije. 139 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,775 Kako je sladak! Mogu ga primiti? 140 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,319 Nije pametno. 141 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,279 Bizamac! 142 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,991 Dobro. 143 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:39,120 Ovo je Greg. Ne�e� mu pasti. 144 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,501 -Pazi. -Bok. 145 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,547 Mislim da me voli. 146 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,091 Ne? 147 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,719 -Drek! -Fockeru. 148 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,304 Upija te! 149 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,182 Ne�u da mu prva rije� bude prostota! 150 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,019 Dobro je. Zakloni nos, pla�i� ga! 151 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,480 -Idemo po ru�nik. -Fockeru. 152 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,399 Bogme se ufurao u status djeda. 153 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,445 Mama �izi, ka�e da je stalno s tim klincem. 154 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,449 O, Bo�e! 155 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,744 Tata? 156 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,872 �to je ovo? 157 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,458 Klimatizirani autobus po mjeri. 158 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,002 Jack ga zove �zenitom na�eg sumraka�. 159 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,050 -Nevjerojatno! -Bogme, ha? 160 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,387 Kao tenk! 161 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,808 U ova nesigurna vremena odabrao sam karoseriju od kevlara 162 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,644 s pet cm pleksiglasa, 163 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,480 ba� kao one ruske podmornice udovi�arke. 164 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,275 Ispitaj stvar na terenu. 165 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,946 Testiraj neprobojni omota� autobusa. 166 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,865 Baci ovo u prozor. 167 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,827 Ne kanim bacati ciglu u prozor. 168 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,954 -Kao prikaz. -Radije ne bih. 169 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,455 -Baci ciglu. -Dobro. 170 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,876 -Iz sve snage. -Mo�e. 171 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,303 To �e ti pokriti osiguranje. 172 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,387 Jack? 173 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,639 Zvat �emo auto-klub s puta. 174 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,477 -S puta? -U Miami se vozimo. 175 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,688 Ne�emo avionom? 176 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,817 A, ne. Dana�nji je avioprijevoz tako nepouzdan. 177 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,362 Dra�e mi je kad imam svoj ortopedski krevet, 178 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,032 svoj termostat, svoj zahod. 179 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,452 Zna�i putujemo zajedno u ovome? 180 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,748 Na put kre�emo za to�no 7 minuta i 27 sekunda. 181 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:51,002 Uranit �emo i imati pola dana vi�e da upoznamo tvoje. 182 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,796 -Sjajno, ne? -Ma sjajno. 183 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,049 Da, a meni vjetrovi! 184 00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,094 -Ho�u �imi�angu! -Pa kuhaj! 185 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,597 Hej, ja sam. 186 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,892 Jo� se niste javili. Valjda ste primili poruku. 187 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,438 Promjena! Sti�emo Jackovim rekreacijskim vozilom, 188 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:15,902 i to sutra poslije podne, ne sutra nave�er. 189 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,488 Tako�er, on dovodi svoga unu�i�a. 190 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,492 A on vam je beba, pa� Ne znam. 191 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,162 Dobro do�li, prijani! 192 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,789 Nevjerojatno! 193 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,792 -Veliko k'o na� stan. -Zgodno, ha? 194 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,132 G. Jinx je napokon nau�io pu�tati vodu? 195 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:43,304 Jack je postavio posebni gumb i nau�io ga za 2 dana. 196 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,056 Jinxy, kako si? 197 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,605 Spreman za pokret, dokapetane? 198 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,901 -Ajme! Ja dokapetan? -Krenimo, moreplov�e. 199 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,407 Dobar dan! 200 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,659 Ovdje kapetan Jack Byrnes. 201 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,327 Tata! 202 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:11,708 Pozor svim putnicima. Zapamtite da je toalet 203 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,376 samo za malu nu�du. 204 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,336 Zatreba li velika, 205 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,423 stat �emo na idu�em odmori�tu ili gustom �umarku. 206 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,258 Hvala! 207 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:24,929 Svi�a mi se to. Mogu ja ne�to objaviti? 208 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,141 Objave daje jedino kapetan. 209 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,769 �eli� potrubiti? 210 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,272 Mo�e. 211 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,482 Trubi jedino kapetan. 212 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,908 Gle! 213 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:46,993 VELIKO KLUPKO 214 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,202 Jinxy, vidi�? 215 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,793 M. J., malo mlijeka? 216 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,133 Jack� 217 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,304 -�eli da potrubi�. -Ne zanima me. 218 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,390 Pravilo ceste. Ona trubi, mora� i ti. 219 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,684 Daj, potrubi joj. 220 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,645 Tako. 221 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,815 {\an8}Nekakva mom�ad. 222 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,194 {\an8}�Trubi ak' te svrbi.� 223 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,620 Ba� ti hvala, Greg. 224 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,379 Da, a meni vjetrovi! 225 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,548 -Ho�u �imi�angu! -Pa kuhaj! 226 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,680 Hej. 227 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,975 Bez uvrede, ha? 228 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,936 Prijatelji? 229 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,313 �to? �to Ka�e�? 230 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,733 �ekaj, znam �to to zna�i. 231 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,361 Stisni. Kakica. 232 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,239 Mora� kakati, ne? Hvala na upozorenju. 233 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,784 Ponekad buba. Neka. 234 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,245 Samo neka izi�e. 235 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,164 -�to si u�inio? -Ni�ta. Mora kakati. 236 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,126 To je znak za mlijeko, ne kakanje! 237 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,254 -Ovo je kakanje. -A znak za kiselo mlijeko? 238 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,423 Ovo ima �udan okus. 239 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,050 Jer je iz Debbiene lijeve dojke! 240 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,475 Izdajala se cijeli tjedan da bude za po putu. 241 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:38,938 -Papica za malog Jacka. -�to to radi�? 242 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,315 Tijekom dojenja, 243 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,694 djecu mo�e zbuniti i uznemiriti ako ih odvoji� od majke. 244 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:49,157 Izumio sam ne�to da mu ubla�im tjeskobu. 245 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,995 To zovem �djedova cika�. 246 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,999 Dao sam je na�initi to�no po Debbienoj lijevoj dojci. 247 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,545 Dobro. 248 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,466 Vrlo u�inkovito, pa mislim patentirati. 249 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,302 -Ho�e� pipnuti? -Ne. 250 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,597 -Pipni kako je meka. -Vidim. 251 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,141 -Pipni, Greg! -Izgleda jako� 252 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,934 -Da. -Pipni. 253 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,773 Ne bradavicu! Ovdje� 254 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,942 Bradavica je njegova. 255 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:31,532 Sjajna, �ivotna� Ili kakva� 256 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:35,119 Debbiena prava ve� jest. 257 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,663 Ne da znam osobno� 258 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,879 Greg? 259 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,923 �to? 260 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,802 Obe�ao si da je ne�e� vaditi pred ljudima. 261 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,264 �emu se sramiti? Dojenje je prirodna stvar. 262 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,100 Tata, ovo nije prirodno, nego� �udno. 263 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,480 �im natankamo malog Jacka, kre�emo. 264 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,776 Dosta za ve�eras. 265 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,488 Dr. Monroe je rekao da zbog i�ijasa ne pretjeruje�. 266 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,698 Du�o, imamo zacrtano. 267 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,868 Ako spavamo tu, sutra je gu�va. 268 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,580 -Greg? -Da? 269 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,166 Mo�da da ti vozi�? 270 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,460 Pa mogu. Ja sam dokapetan. 271 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,714 Mislim da to spada u moje du�nosti. 272 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,175 -Dr�i ga na 90. I oprez. -Naravno. 273 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,844 Ba� sam �elio sjesti za upravlja� ove mrcine. 274 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,311 Shva�am. Pro�i me! 275 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,234 �alim, moram 90. Naredio kapetan Jack. 276 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,877 Bok. 277 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,381 -�eli� dru�tvo? -Da, mo�e, ako ti se ne spava. 278 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,008 Sjedni. 279 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,646 -Cappuccino? -Ne mora�. 280 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:29,317 -Nema problema. -Stvarno? Dobro. 281 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,029 Dino! Budi se i spremi Gregu cappuccino! 282 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,531 Hitro, �eno! 283 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,826 Isuse, Jack, nisam tako umoran. 284 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,954 Smiri se, kabina je zvu�no izolirana. 285 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,498 Da si vidio svoje lice. 286 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:48,210 E, jesi me. Jako dobro. 287 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,296 Bogme! 288 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,965 Urnebes. 289 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:57,011 Nikad nemoj tako sa �enom. To je sramotno. 290 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,931 -Ma jasno, da. -Greg. 291 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,560 Mu�karac za�e u doba kad shvati ono bitno. 292 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,563 Zna� �to? 293 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,776 Ljubav? Prijateljstvo? 294 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,447 U�ivanje u trenutku. �ivot. Ljubav. 295 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,076 -Njegovo naslje�e. -Da, i to. 296 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,412 Moj unuk, mali Jack, dio je tog naslje�a. 297 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,040 Za �est mjeseci vjen�at �ete se, 298 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,626 osnovat �ete obitelj. 299 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,836 Kad smo kod toga� 300 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,215 -Razmi�ljali smo o datumu svadbe� -O tome poslije vikenda. 301 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,258 Vratimo se na stvar. 302 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,386 Da pojednostavim. 303 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:42,390 Ako se tvoj obiteljski krug pridru�i mome, 304 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,517 na�init �e lanac. 305 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,769 Ne dopu�tam slabu kariku. 306 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,398 Dobro. Shva�am metaforu. 307 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:54,944 Jo� nisam upoznao tvoje, pa ne�u zaklju�ivati napre�ac. 308 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,739 No, kao i kod zamrznutog kromanjonca, vidim li odakle si, 309 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,826 znam i kamo ide�. 310 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:05,121 Misli� li mo�da da su moji roditelji 311 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,207 slaba karika u lancu? 312 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,210 Lije�nica i pravnik. Nema razloga za brigu. 313 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,898 OTOK FOCKER 314 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,655 Izgleda jako lijepo. 315 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,705 Tvoj otac? 316 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,334 To je moj otac. 317 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,222 Gaylorde! Kakva je to sprava? 318 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,141 A �to je s avionom? 319 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,726 Ostavio sam ti poruku! 320 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,896 -Nisam ih primio. -Ostavio sam pet poruka. 321 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,899 Daj do�i i uvali mi ga. 322 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,360 Tako dugo �ekam svog najboljeg prijana! 323 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,613 -Lijepo te vidjeti. -Do�i! 324 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,407 -Falio mi je tvoj miris. -Dobro. 325 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,243 Nije li najzgodniji mladi� kojeg ste vidjeli? 326 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,288 Zvao sam ga mladi �idovski Marlon Brando. 327 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,919 A za�eo sam ga samo s jednim testisom. 328 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,213 Istina! 329 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,217 Imam samo jedan. Drugi se nije spustio. 330 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,011 Nije rijetkost. Ali pogledajte ga! 331 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:47,056 �to bi tek bilo da sam imao dva? 332 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,312 Dobro si probio led. 333 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,149 A evo najseksepilnije u�iteljice koju znam! 334 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,693 Jako dobro! 335 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,988 Uvijek se naje�i! Obo�ava to! 336 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,574 Ja sam Dina Byrnes. Drago mi je. 337 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,994 Satofoljstfo je moje, mon cherie. 338 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,708 -A ti si vrtlar. -Jack Byrnes, Pamin otac. 339 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,752 Bernard Focker, Gaylordov otac. 340 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,047 Svi smo odrasli, rukujmo se kao mu�karci. 341 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,132 Dobro. 342 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,470 Samo se zezam. Daj mi zagrljaj. 343 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:33,686 Sad smo obitelj. Zato se srami�? Do�i. 344 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,650 Ajme, koji prsni! Tvr�i od �buke. 345 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,152 Di�e� utege? 346 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,197 Tjelovje�ba, medicinke, 347 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,116 dvaput mjese�no nogomet. 348 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,578 Nogo-noga�. Ja sam ba� vje�bao capoeiru. 349 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,079 -�to? -�to 350 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,999 Brazilska vje�tina borbe nogama. 351 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,251 Zna on �to je to. 352 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,753 Tjednima to radim. 353 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,007 Ba� sam se ufurao. Dr�i me pribranim. 354 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,802 Ponekad sam tako napet da bih prsnuo. 355 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,512 Shva�a� me? 356 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,932 �to je to? Beba u vozilu? 357 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,476 To je beba, da. 358 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,229 Sve je obja�njeno u poruci. 359 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,107 Mojsije, pozdravi budu�u svojtu. 360 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,526 -Ne, bezopasan je! -Jao meni. 361 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,779 -I kastriran. -Sve u redu. 362 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,033 -Samo ga otresi. -Ne! Voli tre�nju. Mojsije, pusti! 363 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,368 Roza stvar nije izi�la. 364 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,205 -U ko�aru! Smjesta! -Pravi se va�an. 365 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,375 -Tko je maleni? -Na� unuk, mali Jack. 366 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,461 Maja beba! 367 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,756 Kako si, maji Jack? 368 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,468 Ne tepaj mu, govori mu kao osobi. 369 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:51,055 �to? Pa beba je. Govorit �u mu kao bebi. 370 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,686 Svi�am mu se! 371 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:02,232 Kad je umro Rozin tata, rekoh: �Mrznemo u Detroitu, 372 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:06,236 hajdemo na jug u�ivati u suncu cijelu godinu.� 373 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,948 Ku�a je stara vi�e od 100 godina. 374 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,450 Nastavi. Idem re�i mami da smo do�li. 375 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:15,496 Gornja kupaonica ne radi, pa �emo dijeliti ovu. 376 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:19,166 A budu�i da na otoku imamo nesta�icu vode, dr�imo se one: 377 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:23,170 ��uto neka zrije, sme�e neka vodu pije.� 378 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,341 Ajme, zaboravih vlastito pravilo. 379 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,346 Kamper se ve� isplatio. 380 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,559 Djeco, naprijed pa natrag. 381 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:41,355 Vrti kukovima. 382 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,524 Di�imo si kundalini. 383 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:48,237 Dame, zauzmite polo�aj �obrnuta kaubojka�. 384 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,823 Momci, legnite na prostira�e. 385 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:55,035 -Gledajte �to radi Ira. -Fika-faka-fuka! 386 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,913 �ovjek je opu�ten i spreman za akciju. 387 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,709 Uklju�ite se, cure. Da �ujem govor tijela! 388 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,003 To. 389 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:08,424 Sjajan polo�aj za one s osteoporozom, gihtom i gu�om. 390 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,509 Skoro smo gotovi. 391 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,595 Du�o! 392 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,682 Moramo zavr�iti. 393 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,308 Uzmite podmeta�e 394 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,770 i doma se najprije razgibajte. 395 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,648 Da netko ne slomi zdjelicu. 396 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,568 Mileni! Kako te volim! 397 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,237 Puno je pro�lo, bebice! 398 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,240 Mr�av si. Ne jede�. �to je? 399 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,784 Dobro sam. �to ako ih vide Byrnesi? 400 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:39,288 Odlaze. Ne�e ni znati da su bili. 401 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,041 Dogovor je da ne razglasimo kako si seksualni terapeut 402 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,334 dok se bolje ne upoznate. 403 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,628 Znam. Maknula sam igra�ke. 404 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,465 -Ordinacija je spremna. -Ordinacija? 405 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,634 -Smjestit �emo ih gore. -Dolje je bolje. 406 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,720 Instalacije na katu� Bolje da ne zna�. 407 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,348 Pri�ajmo o va�nim stvarima. Kako ti i Pam? 408 00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,892 -Sjajno. -Da? 409 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,978 Zna�, nakon dvije godine treba truda. 410 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,064 Jo� redovito svr�ava? 411 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,775 Ovaj vikend o tome ne pri�aj! 412 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,819 Nisam te odgojila da bude� prosje�an ljubavnik. 413 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,905 -�to on to radi? -�to? 414 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,157 Ma ne brini se. 415 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,660 Mora� te ljude maknuti odavde. 416 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,122 Obri�i to sjajilo. 417 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,084 -Promijenili su. -Lovi� jelene, Bernarde? 418 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,961 Ne! mrzim tu stvar, poklon Rozina oca. 419 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,924 Furao se na to mu�ko-pu�ko sranje. 420 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,551 Kao i Greg. I�li smo u lov na patke, ne? 421 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,930 -Lov na patke, ti i ja. -Lov na patke, da� 422 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,850 �to? Gay? Lovio si s Jackom patke? 423 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,229 Da, i�li smo u mali lov� 424 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:49,566 -Ubio si patku? -Pucao sam u patku. 425 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,027 Ubio si nedu�no nebesko bi�e? 426 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,656 Ne, ja� Mo�da sam je okrznuo metkom ili� 427 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,075 Nikad nisam provjerio. 428 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,973 JEDNOSATNI ORGAZAM 429 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,895 O, Bo�e! 430 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:30,649 A sada piece de r�sistance. 431 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,317 GAYLORDOV ZID 432 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:36,113 -O, Bo�e! -Radio sam na tome. 433 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,656 Vidim. 434 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,452 Sad �e mama. �to je to? 435 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,080 Ti! Gaylordov zid! 436 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,291 Gaylordov� zid? 437 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,752 Napokon smo izlo�ili tvoje uspjehe. 438 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,422 Pogledaj sve svoje nagrade. Sjajno. 439 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,673 Moj junak. 440 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,342 Zar daju nagrade za 9. mjesto? 441 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,928 Imaju ih sve do desetog. 442 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,472 Tko �e pi�e uz lagunu? 443 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:08,020 Sjajno! �Mazel tov, Gaylord, najbolja svjetska sestra.� 444 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,147 Jako lijepo. 445 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,609 Htjeli smo Gaylordu usaditi samopo�tovanje, 446 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,861 Ali tako da ne bude opsjednut ciljem. 447 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,947 Nije bitno pobijediti ili izgubiti. Bitna je strast. 448 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:24,328 Samo �elimo da voli ono �to radi. Shva�a�, Jack? 449 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,579 Ne ba�. 450 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:31,084 Natjecateljski duh �ini nas zadnjom supersilom svijeta. 451 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,213 Kako ti drago. 452 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,592 -Ne zaboravite polo�aje. -Spasiteljice moja. 453 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,636 Hvala, B. J. Bok, Sidelle. 454 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,889 Iro, polako prodiri. Vi�e nema� 78. 455 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,515 Fika-faka-fuka! 456 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,227 �ime ti se majka bavi? 457 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,355 Ono je sli�no prostira�ima za jogu. Ima joge? 458 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:55,901 Pa jest poput joge. Neka vrst terapije za parove. 459 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,904 Ne�to kao um-tijelo� Njezina vlastita vrsta� 460 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,281 Rozalo! Dnevna soba! 461 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,576 Pozdrav! 462 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,163 Kako si mi, bebice? 463 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,666 -Pogledaj se. Sva blista�. -Hvala. 464 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,795 Ja sam Roz Focker. Ti si zacijelo Jack. 465 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,256 -A ti Dina. -Bok, 466 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,634 Koliko nam je trebalo da se upoznamo! 467 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:24,554 -A tko je mali kosmati? -Njihov unuk, beba Jack. 468 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,307 Tako je sladak da bih ga pojela! 469 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:30,102 Pokazao si im gdje spavaju? 470 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,396 To�no! Dakle nemamo klimu, 471 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:35,190 pa sam uredio Rozinu ordinaciju. 472 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,193 Blago pu�e, a blizu je wc. 473 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,238 Zapravo �emo biti u svom pokretnom domu. 474 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,824 U prikolici? Jack� 475 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,951 Obitelj smo, svi pod istim krovom. 476 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,288 Ordinacija je prekrcana, pa je u redu. 477 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:53,166 Lak�e je s malim Jackom. Ne, ba� �elimo. 478 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,794 Ako �ele u prikolicu, pusti ih. 479 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:59,756 Nije prikolica, nego hotel na kota�ima. 480 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,009 -Nevjerojatno. -Ovo je kao hotel. 481 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:05,178 Uve�er bih pod jastuk stavio �okoladice. 482 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,222 Gdje vam je najudobnije. 483 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,266 -Nije u redu� -Pusti. 484 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,893 -Da pustim? Dobro. -Da, pusti. 485 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:16,481 Sad se duri�? Udala sam se za tinejd�era. 486 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,317 Takav ti je i libido. 487 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,321 -Danas je bila matineja� -Da se nisi usudio! Prestani! 488 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,157 Mo�e dvostruki program? 489 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,242 Daj. 490 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,454 Laguna! Poka�imo im lagunu. 491 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,874 -Do�ite vidjeti lagunu. -Jack! Do�i. 492 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,626 Do�i da se napijemo i popi�amo u lagunu. 493 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,755 Roz, poka�i im sve. 494 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,131 Ja �u spremiti pi�e. 495 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,467 10. MJESTO BACANJE POTKOVA 496 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,929 KRU�NI HEBREJSKI LJETNI TABOR 497 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,265 O, Bo�e. 498 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,769 -Tata. -Zasad je dobro, ha? 499 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,355 Tata, makni onaj �udni oltar. 500 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,232 Ponosim se tobom, za�to da to ne poka�em? 501 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,652 Smije�no je! ljudi se ba� ne ponose 6. mjestom. 502 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,489 Otkad ti mari� za druge? 503 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:10,452 Ne marim, no Jack voli pobjedu, natjecanje, sport. 504 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:15,582 -S njim je posve druk�ije. -Ovdje i ovdje si pobjednik. 505 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,250 Jedino je to va�no. 506 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,670 Hvala. Ne znam �to to zna�i, no hvala. 507 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:25,384 Da to rije�im, na�inio sam repliku dojke od lateksa 508 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,677 oblikovanu po maj�inoj lijevoj, 509 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:30,597 da ne zbuni dijete. 510 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:35,102 Zabunu spre�ava� stavljanjem cice na mu�karca? 511 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:37,062 Zabuna je puno manja 512 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,982 zbog teksture grudi. 513 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:46,196 Kad ti ka�e�� Vrlo kreativno. 514 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,992 Pti�ica mi je rekla 515 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:55,205 Da se jedan od gostiju pali na Toma Collinsa! 516 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:59,292 Za Boga miloga! Zar to nije lijepo? 517 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,710 Jest. Hvala. 518 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,964 �ekaj, nemoj piti. �elim nazdraviti. 519 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:09,428 Dakle 1974. imao sam vazektomiju. 520 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,680 -'73., srce. -To�no, '73. 521 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,307 Tako nisam imao priliku imati k�er. 522 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,936 A da sam imao, �elio bih 523 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,856 djevojku osje�ajnu, pametnu 524 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:26,611 i lijepu poput mlade dame koja sjedi pred nama. 525 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,113 Hvala, Bernie. 526 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,115 -A ona nije slu�ajnost� -Greg. 527 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,160 -Da? -Ti nema� sestru? 528 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,787 Ne, nemam. 529 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:39,833 Rekao si da ima�. Muzao si njezinu ma�ku. 530 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,423 Nisam zavr�io. 531 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,760 Zapravo �elim re�i da smo predugo �ekali, 532 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,805 ali napokon smo svi skupa. 533 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,099 Lijepo, du�o. 534 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,268 Hvala. 535 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,313 Sad je dosta. 536 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,024 -L'chaim, svi! -L'chaim! 537 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,320 Kao da ti je u grlu zapela kokica. 538 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,072 -�ivjela obitelj. -�ivjela. 539 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:16,536 Jo� ne�to o mojoj vazektomiji. Jedan od testisa� 540 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:20,081 Du�o, do�i ovamo. 541 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,751 -Pretjerao sam? -Malo, ali nema veze. 542 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,504 Tako si sladak, sve �e ti oprostiti. 543 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:30,675 Tako si lijepa. Najseksipilnija na svijetu. 544 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,178 Opet bi me odvukao u krevet? 545 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,596 Ili mre�u. 546 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,973 Bernarde, Tom Collins je izvrstan. 547 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:41,394 Koristim pravi limunov sok na�ih limuna. To je tajna. 548 00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,438 -Stiskao je cijelo poslijepodne. -Da. 549 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,733 Uspio sam iscijediti i malo soka od limuna! 550 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,573 -Gay, dobro si? -Du�o, jesi li dobro? 551 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:05,210 Roz i Bernie su vrlo dragi ljudi. 552 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:09,297 Vrlo dragi. Malo kri�avi, ali vrlo dragi. 553 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:14,261 Ba� divno. Nakon silne napetosti, napokon pir! 554 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,722 -Tako sam sretna. -�ekaj. Rekao je ne�to. 555 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,600 Mali Jack, htio si progovoriti? 556 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,606 To je samo vjetar. �to si rekla? 557 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,191 Ni�ta, mili. 558 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,570 -Ljudi. -�to? 559 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:35,156 -Kamo �ete? -Vidjeti Jackovu mu�ka-pu�ka prikolicu. 560 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,702 -Mene zanima sisa. -Do�i malo. 561 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,204 Ne vodite Mojsija, imaju ma�ku. 562 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,957 Mojsije je dresiran. Kakvu sisu? 563 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,626 -Stalno �evi! -Kao i otac! 564 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,296 -Nikad te nisam prevario! -Ne slu�aju� 565 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:56,219 -�to je? -Sjajno se sla�u. 566 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,097 Da. Bez veze sam se brinuo. 567 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,890 U redu je. 568 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,225 �to je? 569 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,438 -Trudna sam. -Trudna? 570 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:11,318 Kasni mi dva tjedna, mu�no mi je, Bole me sise i sve mi smrdi. 571 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,487 -Rodit �e� bebu! -Da, bebu. 572 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:17,282 -Dobit �emo bebu. -Maju�nu. Trudna sam. 573 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,038 Da. 574 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,708 O, drek� 575 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,337 Ubit �e me tvoj otac. 576 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:35,216 Ne, ne�e znati, ne�emo mu re�i. 577 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,969 On je �ivi detektor la�i. 578 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:41,681 -Odmah nanju�i takve stvari. -Pre�ivjet �emo vikend. 579 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:45,560 I re�i im pred polazak. 580 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,979 Mrzim tajiti pred tvojim tatom. 581 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,357 Samo mala tajna. 582 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,651 Susjedi! 583 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,986 -Bok. -Idu Fockeri. 584 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:58,239 -�minka-pinka! -Dobro do�li u dvorac. 585 00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,660 Nije �udo �to ne �ele spavati u na�em �ekretu. Pogledaj ovo! 586 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,829 Nije mudro to sa psom. 587 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,791 Mojsije je ljubavnik, a ne borac. 588 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,793 -Jinx. -Mojsije. 589 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,505 Htio je bijelo vjen�anje. Ne zna� kako �e se uzrujati. 590 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,631 Znam! 591 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,091 Mojsije! 592 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,635 -Jinxy! -Mojsije. 593 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:20,720 Maknite ga iz kampera! 594 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,806 -�elio je pogledati! -Tata. 595 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:26,101 -Mojsije. -Mi�i to pseto! 596 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:30,980 Mo� 597 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,149 PUSTITE VODU 598 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,401 -Isuse. -Tata. 599 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,531 -Jinxe, nemoj. -Jinxy, ne. 600 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,324 -Nemoj! -Ne. 601 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,328 Isuse! Mojsije! �ekaj. 602 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,084 Spasit �u te! 603 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,961 Ma�ka pu�ta vodu? 604 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,046 Moj bo�e! Mojsije! 605 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,882 -U redu je. -Mi�ite se! 606 00:36:58,007 --> 00:37:00,635 -�to to radi�? -Spa�avam psa! 607 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,137 Pusti psa! A moj zahod? 608 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,723 Mojsije! 609 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,145 Greg, dijete! 610 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,031 �iv je! 611 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:27,036 Dobro je. Toliko o za�titi na�eg doma na kota�ima. 612 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,289 Spa�avao je ljubimca. 613 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:32,876 �to da je na Jinxyja netko pustio vodu? 614 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:37,672 Jinx je pro�ao obuku, zna se pona�ati u slu�aju potonu�a. 615 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,472 Pozor, 20 minuta do ve�ere. 616 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,390 Oprosti zbog prikolice. 617 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,851 Bizamac. 618 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,938 Sve u redu, Bernarde. 619 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,319 -Ne mo�emo mu re�i ovaj vikend. -To i velim. 620 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,029 -�to �emo? -Ne znam. 621 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,574 Mislili smo zatrudnjeti kada se vjen�amo. 622 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,493 -Hej. -�to? 623 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,579 Odgodimo pir za idu�i mjesec. 624 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:10,663 �to? 625 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:12,999 Ka�imo da si zatrudnjela na medenom mjesecu. 626 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,044 Bo�e, to bi upalilo. 627 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,796 Savr�eno, ne? 628 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,173 Samo me prati. 629 00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:26,721 Ne �asimo �asa! �uveni Focker fondue. 630 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,808 Navali dok je toplo. 631 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:33,102 Sjajno. To si na�inio sam? 632 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,896 Jasno. Volim kuhati! 633 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,899 Ja ni jaje ne znam ispe�i. I kokice mi zagore. 634 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,612 �udo �to ima vremena uz tako veliku pravni�ku karijeru. 635 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,323 Pa nije ba� velika� 636 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,283 Za�to me udara�? 637 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:51,788 Skroman si, a trebao bi ljudima re�i 638 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,623 da si dobar odvjetnik. 639 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:57,544 Dobio je nekoliko va�nih slu�ajeva. 640 00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:02,423 Kad se rodio Gay, ostavio sam pravo i postao ku�ni tata. 641 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,218 Svojedobno je dobio parnicu ili dvije. 642 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,638 -Sjajan na sudu. -Pravi Clarence Darrow. 643 00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,349 Roz je zara�ivala, a ti bio bez posla. 644 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,351 -Tata. -Du�o. 645 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,312 Ma on je imao najte�i posao. 646 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,274 -Samo se �ali. -Ma jasno� Da. 647 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,861 Prije�imo na glavnu temu. Vjen�anje Focker-Byrnes. 648 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,863 Da! Dobro. 649 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,365 Znam da smo planirali jesen� 650 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:28,616 Isabel? 651 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,873 -To je Isabel? -Biv�a sprema�ica. 652 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,542 Sada ima vlastiti catering. 653 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,587 Zamolila sam je da preko vikenda pomogne Bernieju. 654 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,048 -Nisi mi rekla. -Gay se kao tinejd�er u nju zacopao. 655 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,051 -Da? -Ma nisam. 656 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,220 -To mi nisi rekao. -Jer nije istina. 657 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:53,516 Zna�i nisam te uhvatio kako �eta� na njezinu fotku? 658 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,020 -Srce, nemoj! -U�em ja, a on� 659 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,397 Gle, moj mi�ko! 660 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,280 Ba� mi je drago. 661 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:11,034 -Godinama te nisam vidjela. -Znam. 662 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:15,580 Ajme. Ma pogledaj se� 663 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:18,625 Znam. Sredila sam sise. 664 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:20,710 Da. 665 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,714 Ovo su Dina i Jack Byrnes. 666 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:25,882 Mucho gusto. 667 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,467 -Bok, Isabel. -Mucho gusto. 668 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,887 I Pam Byrnes, moja zaru�nica. 669 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:34,307 -Encantada. -Drago mi je. 670 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:39,270 Jo� niste u braku, a ve� imate maloga? 671 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:42,231 Simpa mali Focker! 672 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:46,694 -Ne, on nije Focker. -Nije moj. 673 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,323 Podi�e� njezino dijete? Bravo! 674 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:54,410 On je Pamin ne�ak i nema nikakve veze s Gregom. 675 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:01,584 I ja tebe volim. 676 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,670 On bi mlijeka. 677 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,715 Ne, mali Jack. Te nisu za tebe. 678 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,474 -Mama. -Odnijet �u ga unutra. 679 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,226 Dobra ideja. 680 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:23,147 Pam, ba� si sretnica. 681 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:26,234 Ovaj ti je jako poseban. 682 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:31,239 -I ja tako mislim. -Mogla bih ti pri�ati. 683 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:35,201 -Stvarno? -Ma samo se zeza. 684 00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:38,329 -Bilo mi je drago! -I nama! 685 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:41,332 Tako je draga. Bo�e, ba� je mila. 686 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,837 Jo� vina? 687 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,927 -Hej. -Dobro si to izveo. 688 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:57,765 -Jako ti je lijepa. -Da, ba� je sjajna. Jako. 689 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,477 Zamisli, pro�lo je 15 godina. 690 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,690 Toliko krasnih uspomena imam iz tih dana. 691 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:11,946 Da, puno divnih i pomalo osobnih uspomena. 692 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:16,367 Zaru�nici nisi rekao za nas? 693 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,704 Ne, mislim da nisam. 694 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,790 Mislim da se nikad nisam sjetio. 695 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:27,503 Ne da nije bilo sjajno. Za mene je bilo� 696 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,882 Bila si tako korisna i� 697 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:33,509 Ne brini, tvoja je tajna u mene sigurna. 698 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,720 Nema nikakve tajne. 699 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,514 Samo se preko vikenda sti�ajmo. 700 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,808 Ne�u da se Pam osje�a neugodno. 701 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,895 A poslije, kad bude trenutak� 702 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,605 Dobro. 703 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:47,982 Dobro. 704 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:51,277 A fondue je mrak! 705 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,612 Ba� pri�am 706 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,907 kako ti je Isabel oduzela nevinost. 707 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,578 Bilo mu je 19. Kasno je procvao. 708 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,956 Spavao si s Isabel? 709 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,000 Laknulo nam je. 710 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:10,254 -Za�to to spominje�? -Bilo je to prije 15 godina. 711 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:14,675 Ocu je zabavno pri�ati o na�im prvim iskustvima. 712 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,011 Da? Zvu�i zabavno. 713 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,263 U redu je. 714 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,849 A kako si ti izgubio jumfi�? 715 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,394 Nije mi ugodno o tome s tobom pri�ati. 716 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:28,106 Vratimo se mi razgovoru o svadbi. 717 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,357 -Da. -Hvala. 718 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:34,529 Mali Jack nije u sobi? 719 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:38,783 Pratim ga mikrofonom postavljenim u kolijevku. 720 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:44,080 Monitor za bebe, kamere� A �to je s privatno��u? 721 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,916 Nadzor je Amerikancima 722 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,168 za�titio mnoge slobode. 723 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,508 Ima pravo. Dobro je to. 724 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,971 Sine, to je drek u salati glavnog kuhara! 725 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:02,765 Reci mi jednu pametnu stvar koju je CNIA ikad u�inila, 726 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,017 pa �u ti pokloniti ku�u. 727 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,727 CNIA? 728 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,480 Centralna neinteligentna agencija. 729 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:22,660 Mislim da ti beba treba srknuti s tvog sifona. 730 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,248 Neka, ferberiziramo ga. 731 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,000 -�to? -Ferberov postupak. 732 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,669 Neka pla�e, da se ne razmazi. 733 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,297 S druge strane, koncept kontinuiteta 734 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:39,093 dokazuje da je korisnija stalna tjelesna veza. 735 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:43,139 -Mi koristimo Ferbera. -A mi smo Fockera. 736 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,934 Grlili smo ga i ljubili kao da je smak svijeta. 737 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,478 Fockerizacija. 738 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,524 To�no. Greggy je do 10. godine spavao s nama. 739 00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:56,068 -Bo�e. -Nisam tako dugo. 740 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,945 -Bogme jesi. -Nisam do 10.! 741 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,280 Barem do 9 i pol. 742 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:03,492 Nisam do 10. godine spavao s njima! 743 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,537 -Bernie, daj foto-album! -Preduhitrio sam te. 744 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,207 -Ve�eramo! -Preslatko. 745 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:13,669 Kovr�e s prvog odlaska brija�u. 746 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,713 Nikoga ne zanima. 747 00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:19,342 {\an8}-Poka�i Jacku. -Pogledaj sve te mlije�ne zube! 748 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:23,971 Slatko, ne? Netko se tu jako ljuti. 749 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,974 Gay i njegov mohel. 750 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:30,061 �ovjek koji bebi frkne pimpi-limpi�. 751 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,521 Tu Grega obrezujemo� 752 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:35,066 Bili smo kod mojih. 753 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,193 Bilo je hladno, a grijanje� 754 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,820 Grijanje riknulo, i koliko god se trudio, 755 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:44,116 Mohel nikako da izmami Gregovu kornja�icu. 756 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,745 Nemojmo sad o kornja�ici. Za ve�erom smo. 757 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,623 Du�o, ovdje pola prisutnih ima penise. 758 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:54,126 -Mama, obuzdaj se! -Roz, u pravu je. 759 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,545 -Dovodi� ga u neugodnost. -Oprosti. 760 00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:59,882 Da skratim, imao je poluobrez. 761 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,221 -�to je to? -Ba� me zanima. 762 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:09,600 -Mje�avina mravojeda i� -Njema�ke vojne kacige. 763 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:18,109 Du�o� Htio si pri�ati o piru. 764 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,571 Imate njegovu pup�anu vrpcu! 765 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,116 Nikako. To mu je prepucij. 766 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,494 Dosta poni�enja za jednu ve�er! 767 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:31,414 -Ba� se zabavljamo! -Ne! 768 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:34,375 -Brani� nam uspomene? -Dosta! 769 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,884 Je li tko za kinesku? 770 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:49,432 Rekao si da si prvi put bio s danskom studenticom. 771 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:52,935 Nisi ni ti bila iskrena oko zaruka s Kevinom. 772 00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:56,564 -Nije mi bio dadilja! -Dobro, trebao sam ti re�i. 773 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,441 Prestanimo. 774 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,985 I bez toga imamo frku. 775 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:08,951 -Bok, Jack. -Zdravo, Greg, 776 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:12,663 -�udna ve�era, ne? -Kako to misli�? 777 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,666 Znam da motri� moje kao zamrznutog kromanjonca. 778 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,169 Ni�ta se ne brini. 779 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:22,173 Pomalo su �udni, ali dobronamjerni. 780 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,343 -Mislim da su samo nervozni. -Greg. 781 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,219 Sutra �e sigurno biti bolje. 782 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:30,348 Niste naru�ili poslugu u sobu? 783 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:34,185 �elite tu�enog vrhnja sa sladoledom? 784 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,479 -Bern, prestani! -Koji Bern? 785 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,899 -Ja sam Chad, nosa�. -To smo radili pro�li tjedan. 786 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,525 Budi Sam, �ista� sagova. 787 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:44,362 Nije logi�no. Otkud njemu tu�eno vrhnje? 788 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:45,780 Improviziraj! 789 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,949 Dobra ve�er, gospo�ice. Do�ao sam po�istiti sag. 790 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:53,079 Mogu li na njega staviti malo pjene? 791 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,705 Svakako. 792 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,707 -Laku no�, Greg. -Ugodan po�inak. 793 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,085 Koliko dugo ovdje radite? 794 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:02,546 Vrijeme je da vam na planine stavim malo snijega. 795 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,174 Malo �laga na va�e gorje. 796 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,095 -Ljudi! -Vrati se ujutro! 797 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,639 -Ljudi? -Vidi� kaubojski �e�ir na vratima? 798 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,558 �e�ir otpada! Ovaj vikend nema kauboja. 799 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,103 Ulazim, pa prestanite s time! 800 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,064 Razgovarao sam s� 801 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,067 Ma daj, zna� �to zna�i �e�ir. 802 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,113 -Ne mo�ete mi pomo�i? -Samo smo ono �to jesmo. 803 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,573 -Mama, prekrij se. -On ne �eli da budemo. 804 00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:32,034 Budite pomalo. 805 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,829 Nemojte biti potpuno ono �to jeste. 806 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,249 Za�to se toliko boji� Jacka? 807 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,584 Ljubi� ga u dupe otkako ste stigli. 808 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,545 Nije istina! 809 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,922 -Jest. -I�ao si s njim u lov na patke? 810 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:47,216 Na�i ne pucaju u patke. 811 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,593 Samo dajte da Jacku ovdje bude ugodnije. 812 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:51,137 Dakle, da ne budemo mi. 813 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:55,015 Ne! Ali ne razbijajte kamper, ne govorite da sam �evio Isabel 814 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:59,270 i budite ti�i! Mama, prekrij se! 815 00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:03,149 Mislim da bi im bilo bolje da nas �uju. 816 00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:06,819 Pustite bar za vikend terapiju s Byrnesima. 817 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,322 Par minuta s njim i Dinom, 818 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:12,491 I prsnut �e k'o Krakatau! 819 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,286 Dobro. Znate �to? 820 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:18,581 Dajte mi samo jedan dan bez ikakvih komplikacija. 821 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,667 Onda se svi razilazimo i nastavljamo svoj �ivot. 822 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,961 -Dobro. -Vrijedi. 823 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,130 -Hvala. -Mili. 824 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,715 Vrati to na vrata. 825 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:32,011 -Ne, mama, ovaj vikend bez �e�ira. -Dobro, ali ve�eras se ne ra�una. 826 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:36,056 -Kre�emo! -�kaklja me! 827 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,235 Jutro, kompa! 828 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,949 -Jutro. -Dobro si spavao? 829 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,202 Jesam, hvala. 830 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:05,753 Lijepo �to smo svi zajedno. 831 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:09,673 Mogu malo biti sam? 832 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:12,092 Sad �u ja. 833 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,228 Bernie, frittata je �udesna. 834 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:25,731 Ukusno je i zbog stare tave, koju nikad ne perem. 835 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:29,485 Ljudi, mo�e malo pozornosti? 836 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:31,779 -Gay? Odmah se vra�am. -Da. 837 00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:34,031 Tata? Dobro. 838 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,784 -Pa� Mama? -Da. 839 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,704 Znam da smo pri�ali o piru u listopadu, 840 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:43,707 no Pam i ja smo razmi�ljali 841 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,252 da to pomaknemo na lipanj. 842 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:48,212 -Lijepo. -Ovaj lipanj? 843 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,838 -Da. -Da. 844 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,132 Za mjesec dana! 845 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,426 Uvijek sam htjela proljetnu svadbu. 846 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,762 Objavimo to ve�eras na zabavi. 847 00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,681 -Pametno. -Kakvoj zabavi? 848 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,183 Igrajmo nogomet! 849 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:04,478 Tata i ja prire�ujemo vam zaru�ni�ki prijam�i� 850 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,272 za vas dva goluba. 851 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,066 Vidi ti to li�ce! 852 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,985 Ba� ste dragi. Hvala. 853 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,404 Mislio sam na mirnu ve�eru� 854 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:17,575 -Iznena�enje. -Telefon zvoni, popis se �iri. 855 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,285 Ve� 50 Fockera. 856 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,162 Kad ste nam to kanili re�i? 857 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:25,708 50 Fockera. Ima li �to bolje? 858 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,335 Mi nikad ne igramo nogomet. 859 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,296 To u�vr��uje veze. 860 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,381 Jack voli nogo-noga�. 861 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,842 Nek' uko�enko vidi kako igramo. 862 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,553 -Nogo-noga�? -Zaigrajmo! 863 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:40,723 Malo sam umorna, pa �u sjesti. 864 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:43,100 -�eli� dru�tvo? -Ne, Dino. 865 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,769 Ti i ja protiv Jacka i Roz. 866 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,689 Bit �e zabavno. Zamijenit �emo �ene. 867 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:52,693 Ne brini, dobit �e� ga na kraju igre. 868 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,863 Igramo tri na dva, ali netko mora biti slu�beni dodava�. 869 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:59,408 -Gay igra na obje strane. -Kladim se! 870 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:02,995 Jedan, dva, tri! 871 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,685 -Zbij se! -Ravno, pa unutra. 872 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:30,522 Privuci obranu. Onda je �ikni Roz za zgoditak. 873 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,275 Kamo da me �ikne? Za�to? 874 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:34,777 Ja bacam, ti hvataj. 875 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:38,489 -Ovo da hvatam? -Na dva. Spremni? 876 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,991 Idemo! Jedan, dva, tri! 877 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,660 Hajde, mama! 878 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,455 -Ovamo! -Tamo! Kreni! 879 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:50,542 Gotovo! 880 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,003 -Sad �u te ispra�iti! -Ne! 881 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:56,006 Sje�a� se parka? Ha? 882 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:57,591 Dajte prestanite! 883 00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:01,387 -Tako se tobom ponosim! -Uhvatila sam loptu! 884 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,639 Uhvatila sam loptu! 885 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:06,266 -Zbij se! -Ne, dosadno mi je. 886 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:08,477 Evo. Dino, daj. 887 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,481 -Ho�e� �pricer? -O, �pricer. Zvu�i slasno. 888 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,110 Tata, priberi se. Svaki put br�i je od tebe. 889 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,362 -Da budem mu�ko-pu�ko? -�to? 890 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,823 Jesam li to ikad rekao? 891 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,951 Shva�am, Gay. Ne�u te razo�arati. 892 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:27,079 Poku�ajmo opet. Stane�-krene�� 893 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:30,708 La�iraj kratku loptu, pa mi zvekni zdravomariju. 894 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:33,627 Stalno to igramo. Da malo �aram? 895 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:37,423 Ne. Otkrio sam Berniejevu slabost, pa je iskoristimo. 896 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:40,551 Iskoristimo slabost. Dobro. Na �etiri? 897 00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:41,760 �etiri. 898 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,101 �KOLA ZA BOLNI�ARKE 899 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,566 Samo ti i ja, Jack. 900 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,694 Pobijedit �e� me, vrtlaru? 901 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,572 Sigurno ho�u, gospon mama. 902 00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:04,283 Gotov si. 903 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,326 Preuredit �u ti buket. 904 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,832 Prodaj mu la�njak, Focker kani gristi. 905 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,676 -Ide na dugu� -Dugu? 906 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:28,140 Jedan, dva, tri! 907 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,878 -O, Bo�e! -Jesi li dobro? 908 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:02,216 Drek! Ne mi�i se! 909 00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:07,387 -Jack, dobro si? -Odli�no, hvala. 910 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:11,558 Takve povrede vidim na poslu. Daj da pogledam. 911 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:16,814 Ne, dobro sam. Pogledat �e moj lije�nik kad do�em doma. 912 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:18,899 U redu. 913 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:22,569 �udo kako ti je otac predvidio dugi pas. 914 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:26,615 Kao da je znao. 915 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:31,870 O�ito ozbiljno shva�a nadmetanje. 916 00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:34,581 Kakav na terenu, 917 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,583 takav u �ivotu. 918 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:41,088 -Shva�a� me? -Da. U redu. 919 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:48,345 -Hej. -Sredili smo ih, stari, ha? 920 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,849 -Je li bio zadivljen? -Nije. 921 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,892 Sru�io si ga. Mogao si ga povrijediti. 922 00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:56,562 Ja sam htio zabavu, ti pobjedu, 923 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,897 Pa si me nabrijao. 924 00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:03,068 Tra�io sam da zaigra� obranu, a ne krvavi sport. 925 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:05,654 Prvo sam mekan, onda grub. 926 00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:09,449 -�to zapravo ho�e� od mene? -Ba� ni�ta. 927 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,870 Samo mu se ispri�aj. Misli da vara�. 928 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:15,873 -Jasno. Kako god �eli�. -Dobro. 929 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:22,296 -Kod maloga ni�ta ne pali. -Sve u redu. 930 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,047 -Bok, du�o. -Bok. 931 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,716 Onda� 932 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:29,386 -U kojem je mjesecu Pam? -Molim? 933 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,763 Shvatila sam �im sam je ugledala. 934 00:56:31,847 --> 00:56:35,642 Ve�e cice, nema vina za ve�erom, ne�e igrati� 935 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:38,145 Ju�er je otkrila. 936 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:43,400 Srce! Moja bebica �e dobiti bebu. 937 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:46,236 Postat �e otac. O, Bo�e! 938 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,072 Pri�aj. To je tako uzbudljivo. Pri�aj. 939 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:50,198 �to? 940 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:53,160 -Nisi rekla tati? -Ne jo�. �enut �e! 941 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:55,120 -Ne smije� mu re�i. -Za�to? 942 00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:58,916 Ne zna �uvati tajnu. Misli� da Jack zna? 943 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:02,878 Zeza� me! On misli da mu je k�i djevica. 944 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:06,340 Staromodan je. Zato �e mu Pam re�i nakon svadbe. 945 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,383 -Bez veze! -Nije, vjeruj mi. 946 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,928 -Ne poznaje� ga. -�utim kao zalivena. 947 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:14,389 Tako se veselim! 948 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,309 Zbog vas oboje. 949 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:21,480 -Htjeli ste to? -Ne, samo se dogodilo. 950 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,732 -Kako? -Kako? 951 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,109 Zna� ti kako. 952 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:28,153 Ne�u u detalje. 953 00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:30,447 -Obo�avam detalje. -�alim. 954 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,616 Dobro. 955 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,827 Neplanirane trudno�e su �este 956 00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:39,581 jer je mu�karac spolni dinamita�. 957 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,708 �ena nesvjesno, ali sna�no 958 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,795 �udi za njegovom spermom. 959 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,798 Mama, nije mi ugodno o tome pri�ati. 960 00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:50,842 To ti pri�am od 11. godine. 961 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,845 -Dobro. Volim te. -I ja tebe. 962 00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:57,933 Jack, hajdemo u grad. 963 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:02,354 -Znam tko �e ti srediti kamper. -Jo� sam u velikoj tjelesnoj agoniji. 964 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:06,525 Koristit �e ti da se malo kre�e�. 965 00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:09,987 Ja �u povesti cure u kupovinu u Kokosov Gaj. 966 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:12,906 Mali Jack ima to�no odre�eno vrijeme za spavanje. 967 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,909 -Bolje da ostanem ovdje. -Ne. Samo idi. 968 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:18,203 -Neka Greg pazi na njega. -Da. 969 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:22,791 -Ima divan roditeljski nagon. -Radi s klincima na hitnoj. 970 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:25,669 Istina. Ne zovu me bez veze Barry Poppins. 971 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:28,338 -Dobar �tos. -Slatko. 972 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,590 Za�to bi te netko zvao Barry Poppins? 973 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,096 I ne bi. 974 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:04,374 Zapamti, ferberiziramo ga. 975 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,001 Zna�i, ako nije hitno, 976 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:10,380 ne primaj ga i ne mazi dok pla�e. 977 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:13,050 -U redu. -U�i umiriti sam sebe. 978 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,677 Nema televizije, neodobrenih igra�aka 979 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:18,388 i bez ikakvih majmunarija. 980 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:21,183 -Jasno? -Bez majmunarija. 981 00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:24,811 -Da krenemo, prijane? -Spreman sam. 982 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,742 Svi�a mi se, krasno otkri�e. 983 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:43,455 I �iroka je, pristajat �e ti ako dobije� koju kilu. 984 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:45,582 Ba� zgodno. 985 00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:49,252 Dobro si? Zacrvenjela si se. 986 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,963 Vru�ina. Treba se navi�i. 987 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:55,092 Dobro sam. Isprobat �u ovo. Hvala, Roz. 988 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:59,471 Sad na�imo ne�to seksi za mamu. 989 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,640 Gle ti ovo. 990 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:04,059 To �e Jacku zapaliti krvcu. 991 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,269 Dobio bi infarkt. 992 01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,271 I ja mislim. 993 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:11,149 Dino, pri�aj. 994 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:16,029 �to se stvarno s njim doga�a? Tako je uko�en. 995 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,573 Oduvijek je takav. 996 01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:20,617 Imao je posao pun stresa. 997 01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,452 Kao vrtlar? 998 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,788 Nije to lako kako ljudi misle. 999 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:29,126 Ako ne zamjera�, kakav vam je spolni �ivot? 1000 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,379 Ne mogu ti to re�i! 1001 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,798 Za�to? Ja sam stru�njakinja. 1002 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:38,343 Seksualna terapeutkinja, specijalistica za spolnost starijih. 1003 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,720 Znala sam da podmeta�i nisu za jogu. 1004 01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:45,392 Dakle, davno smo pre�li 25. 1005 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,185 Niste ni mrtvi. 1006 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:50,063 Mnogima u toj dobi fali intima. 1007 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:53,191 Nisam rekla da je nema. Postoje posebne prilike. 1008 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:57,904 Godi�njice� Recimo na�a godi�njica. 1009 01:00:58,405 --> 01:00:59,489 Nisht gut. 1010 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:01,533 -Kako molim? -Nije dobro. 1011 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,870 Mogu pomo�i da se opet spojite. 1012 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:05,996 Kako? 1013 01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:09,916 Sve po�inje s malo� 1014 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:13,461 Kako da ka�em? Intimnog kontakta. 1015 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:16,131 �kaklja me. 1016 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:21,261 Svaki u�itak tijela mo�e se potaknuti putem u�iju. 1017 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:24,723 Poku�aj to no�as s Jackom. 1018 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:28,810 -�to se zbiva? -Ni�ta. �enski razgovori. 1019 01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:30,687 Roz. 1020 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:01,551 Ovako, L. J. 1021 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,386 Poklonit �u ti pozornost, 1022 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:07,140 Ali ni rije�i djedu Jacku, dobro? 1023 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,101 U redu. 1024 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:14,940 Ne znam �to to zna�i, no vjerovat �u ti. 1025 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:20,195 Dobro, idemo. 1026 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:22,322 Sve u redu. 1027 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,492 Mali zagrljaj nikad nikome nije �kodio. 1028 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:29,037 {\an8}ODOBRENE IGRA�KE ZA M. J.-A 1029 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:38,630 Znam da nema TV-a, ali ne�emo re�i djedu Jacku. 1030 01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:41,466 Gle! Elmo! 1031 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,760 Voli� ribice? 1032 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,012 Ne voli� ih? Ne? 1033 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,850 Dobro. 1034 01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:02,404 Znam. Da vidimo kakve odobrene genijalne igra�ke 1035 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:06,491 djed Jack dr�i u ko�ari. 1036 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:10,412 Gle! To je ra�unalo. 1037 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:13,415 Nije zabavno, ha? 1038 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:15,625 Ne znam za�to ljudi misle da jest. 1039 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,963 Gle, plasti�ni �epovi� na da��ici. 1040 01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:23,466 Zabavno. Ba� i nije. 1041 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,093 Hej. 1042 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:30,056 Pti�ica. Gle, pjeva. 1043 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:33,601 Ako pti�ica pjeva, 1044 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:37,647 Greg �e ti kupiti prsten. 1045 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:42,277 Ako prsten prodaju� 1046 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,948 Greg �e se osje�ati k'o� veliki �upak. 1047 01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:51,119 �u� paaaak. 1048 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:55,665 Ne, ne govori to! Ru�na rije�. 1049 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,585 -�u� paaaak. -Ne. 1050 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:04,883 -Zar to nije radionica? -Ovo je bolje. 1051 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:08,386 Isabelin sin, Jorge. Taj popravlja sve. 1052 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:10,472 Bernie! Amigo! Como est�? 1053 01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:13,099 Hej, Georgie! 1054 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:16,603 Mislim da je naprsnuo dvostruki ventil. 1055 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,439 -Ima 15, ha? -Genij. 1056 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:26,363 Jorge, rekla sam! Ni�ta dok ne napi�e� zada�u. 1057 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:33,536 Kanio sam, no g. Gerson je izvan stroja zbog rahitisa. 1058 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:38,917 On ka�e da to ne radim dok mu ne pro�e rahitis. 1059 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:42,754 Ma tko zna govori li taj ikad istinu, ha? 1060 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,089 Bernie? 1061 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,384 Spremila sam �imi�ange. Ho�e�? 1062 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,095 Kad sam ja odbio? 1063 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:53,223 -Jack, jesi li za? -Ne, hvala. 1064 01:04:57,268 --> 01:05:00,230 Za�to me �udno gledate? 1065 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:03,525 Podsje�a� me na nekoga koga znam. 1066 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:07,320 Ne. Cucak. 1067 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:11,658 -Reci cucak. -�u� paaaak. 1068 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,411 Ma ne, Jackov cucak. Jack ima cucka� 1069 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:18,081 -Otac ti je mehani�ar? -Ne znam, ne poznajem ga. 1070 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:21,418 Nisi upoznao tatu? Tu�no. 1071 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,169 Ali jako zanimljivo. 1072 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:25,505 Smijem li te slikati? 1073 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,383 -Zna�, zabave radi. -U redu. 1074 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,098 G. Los govori dobre rije�i. 1075 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:37,600 Ne voli kad si prost. 1076 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,853 �u� paaak. 1077 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,980 �ekaj malo. 1078 01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:45,775 �u� paaak. 1079 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,070 Halo? 1080 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,406 Kako je s malenim? 1081 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:55,285 U�as. Pla�e, urla i psuje. 1082 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,912 O�ajno �eli ljudski dodir. 1083 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:01,374 Mora� ga zagrliti i ljubiti. 1084 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,502 Ja ga potajno grlim, dajem mu �okolade. 1085 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,513 �re�i Elmu. �ivotinje imaju bebe. 1086 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,979 Pozdravi mog malog prijatelja. 1087 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:29,319 Vjerojatno mu ni�u zubi. Stavi mu ruma u mlijeko. 1088 01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:31,738 Zaspat �e. 1089 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:34,782 -Da mu dadem piti? -Ma samo kap. 1090 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,619 Nemoj da Jack �uje kako urla. 1091 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:39,704 LJEPILO 1092 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:49,088 Poslu�aj majku. Pa-pa, volim te. 1093 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,507 U redu. Mama? 1094 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:01,518 Mali Jack, imam za tebe iznena�enje! 1095 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,271 Mali Jack? 1096 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,776 Tra�i te g. Los. O, drek! 1097 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,819 Gdje je? 1098 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:14,322 Mali Jack! 1099 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,622 Mali Jack, gdje si? 1100 01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:26,000 Nalikuje li ti Jorge na nekog poznatog? 1101 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,169 Nikog. 1102 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:41,683 Ima stvari koje ne vidi�. 1103 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,810 Fockeru! 1104 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:46,437 Mogu objasniti! 1105 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:48,982 Rekoh, bez majmunarija! 1106 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,193 -Nije ih bilo! -Ne? Nosi� moju dojku! 1107 01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:55,321 Mali Jack pije, Mojsije mi sodomizira Jinxa, 1108 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:58,866 a ti veli� da nema majmunarija! 1109 01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:01,035 Evo nas! 1110 01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,829 -Daj mi bocu. -Isuse. 1111 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,832 -�to je bilo s malim Jackom? -Zalijepio ruke za rum! 1112 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,792 -Hvala. -Bogme jest! 1113 01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:11,129 Greg, kako se ovo dogodilo? Za�to nosi� rogove? 1114 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,799 -Komplicirano je. -Ljepilo. Dobro je. 1115 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:17,677 Nije dobro! Rekao bi ti sam da mo�e micati rukama! 1116 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:21,222 -U redu je. -Mali Jack. Jesi li dobro? 1117 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,225 -Greg. -Dino, Pam! 1118 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,853 Sti�emo. Mali Jack? 1119 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:29,105 Rekla sam kap, ne cijelu bocu! 1120 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,361 -Greg. -Hej. 1121 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:39,699 -Kako mu je? -K'o nov! 1122 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:42,410 -Da? -Do�i, tata. 1123 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,212 -Je li dobro? -Spava. 1124 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:57,133 Larry Poppins ili ne, ti nisi za djecu! 1125 01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:00,928 -Barry Poppins. -Kakav si to koktel spremao? 1126 01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:04,390 Bebi ni�u zubi. Rekoh mu da �e mu olak�ati. 1127 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:05,808 -Tvoja zamisao? -Da. 1128 01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:10,146 -�to je vama, ljudi? -Dennyju sam trljala desni burbonom. 1129 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:14,108 I vidi �to je s njim! Par obi�nih pravila! 1130 01:09:14,192 --> 01:09:17,236 Vri�tao je, pa sam mu poklonio malo pozornosti. 1131 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,865 U�i umiriti sam sebe. Pogre�ke su katastrofa! 1132 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,200 Ne pretjeruj. 1133 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,952 Sladak je, ali nije mali Buda. 1134 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:26,037 Molim? 1135 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:30,208 Otkako ste do�li, pojeo je barem 15 svojih �mrka! 1136 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:33,836 Ne�e� vjerovati, Jack, ali genijalci to ne rade. 1137 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,298 Djeca ne smiju ni biti deseta! 1138 01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:38,758 To mi je zaru�nik. 1139 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:41,636 Nikad nisam vidio ljude koji slave osrednjost. 1140 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:45,098 Zato �to volimo svog sina? 1141 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:48,601 Ti se brine� zbog maloga Jacka 1142 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:52,647 dok mali Jack u tebi o�ajno tra�i zagrljaj. 1143 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,817 U meni? 1144 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:02,657 Ti ima� problem. Hoda� okolo s gumenom sisom. 1145 01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,826 -Jesu li te dojili? -Mama, dosta! 1146 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,619 -Klju�no pitanje. -Sigurno ne. 1147 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,454 Jeftina psihologija. 1148 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:12,542 -Sve se svodi na to. -Prestanite, svi! 1149 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,545 Svi prestanite! 1150 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:20,007 Plakao je, pa sam ga zagrlio 1151 01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,676 i dao mu da gleda TV. 1152 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,095 Oti�ao sam na telefon. Kad sam se vratio, 1153 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:27,014 bio je izi�ao iz vrti�a, 1154 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:29,976 upalio Lice s o�iljkom i zalijepio se za bocu ruma. 1155 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,106 -To�ka. -To�ka. 1156 01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:38,192 Greg ka�e, to�ka. Sad mi je puno lak�e. 1157 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,947 Ohladi. Mali Jack je dobro. Spava. 1158 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:45,700 -Spava. -�upak. 1159 01:10:46,993 --> 01:10:48,077 Progovorio je! 1160 01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,538 �upak. 1161 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:53,833 -�to? -Ne znam. Hajdemo. 1162 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,752 Je li rekao �to mislim? 1163 01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:59,881 �to si to rekao? 1164 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,967 �u� paaak. 1165 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,638 Prva rije�? 1166 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:14,312 Pobjeglo mi je. 1167 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,481 -Upija kao spu�va� -Dosta! 1168 01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:18,441 Sazivam obiteljski skup. 1169 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:21,861 Pametno. Iznesimo probleme na stol. 1170 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:25,990 Samo moja obitelj. Molim, ispri�ajte nas. 1171 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:28,493 Jasno. Ne �urite. 1172 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,829 Do�i, du�o. 1173 01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:36,751 Ta svadba nije pametna. 1174 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,961 Ne svi�a mi se �to vidim. 1175 01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:40,046 �to? 1176 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,006 Greg ti je spomenuo Jorgea? 1177 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,717 Ne. Za�to? 1178 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:49,180 Mislim da ti zaru�nik ima par kostura u ormaru. 1179 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:51,724 A oni ne vole �ivjeti u ormaru. 1180 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:53,017 Opet po�inje�. 1181 01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:57,021 -Greg nema kostura. -Stvarno? 1182 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,189 -Nema. -Ti to zna�? 1183 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,482 Da. 1184 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,192 Nisam dijete! 1185 01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:05,738 Vjen�anja �e biti, pa po�ni to prihva�ati. 1186 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:09,408 -S tobom nema razgovora! -�ekaj, du�o. 1187 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:14,080 -I mislim da Roz ne predaje jogu. -Vesela vagina? 1188 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,999 Obe�ao si biti dobar. 1189 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,669 Uvrijedio si te ljude. 1190 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:22,588 Treba� se ispri�ati. 1191 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,340 To bogme ne kanim. 1192 01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:26,634 Jack. 1193 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:35,351 Pti�ica mi je rekla da �e netko postati tata. 1194 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,061 -Mama! -Oprosti, du�o. 1195 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:39,188 Pogledaj ga! Kako da mu tajim? 1196 01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:41,566 Postat �e djed. 1197 01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:43,568 Kako �e me zvati? Deda? 1198 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:45,736 -Djedica? -Dobro, slu�ajte. 1199 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:47,738 -Bez �ampanjca. -Za�to? 1200 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:48,906 Jack je bijesan. 1201 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:51,826 I pomalo munjen. Daj� 1202 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:54,036 Kako �esto postajemo djed i baka? 1203 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,455 -Nazdravimo. -Dobro. Ali, tata, to je tajna. 1204 01:12:56,539 --> 01:13:00,376 -Nemoj re�i Jacku. -Za�to? Mi smo otvoreni. 1205 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:03,212 Dosta mi je tajenja! 1206 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,297 Ti�ina. 1207 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,842 Moramo zatomiti radost jer oni nije�u probleme? 1208 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:09,886 Tiho! 1209 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,765 Obe�ao sam Pam. 1210 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:17,101 Slomit �e mu srce ako dozna. 1211 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,520 Ne pijem. 1212 01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,147 Ovo je 21. stolje�e. 1213 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,858 Nema sramote u o�instvu, bili u braku ili ne. 1214 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:25,985 To je plod tvojih bedara! 1215 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,863 Prekrasno. Ponovi to. 1216 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,781 -Plod tvojih bedara? -Da. 1217 01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:33,034 To je plod tvojih bedara! 1218 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:35,453 Nazdravimo. I na�inimo sendvi�. 1219 01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:37,830 Mama je sir. 1220 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,874 �to to radi�? 1221 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,127 �to si u�inio? 1222 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,214 -Jesi li dobro? -�to je bilo? 1223 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:52,720 Do�ao sam se ispri�ati i uhvatio me gr�. 1224 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:55,806 Boli od onog u�asa na nogometu. 1225 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:58,309 Smotan si k'o perec. 1226 01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:00,311 Sigurno te boli. 1227 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,021 Neka. U�im iz boli. 1228 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,566 Bol-�mol! Imam �arobne prste. Sredit �u gr�. 1229 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,194 Ba� divna ponuda. 1230 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,321 Ma bit �u ja dobro. 1231 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:13,074 Moja �ena sjajno sre�uje tijelo. 1232 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,742 Ne treba mu. 1233 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:21,916 Ljepotane, skidaj ko�ulju. 1234 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:23,584 Radije ne. 1235 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:26,963 Nema poga�anja. Mora� je skinuti. 1236 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,673 Lijepo! 1237 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:33,427 Bol u le�ima ve�inom je psiholo�ka. 1238 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:37,598 U mi�i�ima nosimo emocionalni teret. 1239 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:43,437 Gledam te, Jack. Prou�avam tvoj govor tijela. 1240 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:46,357 Vrlo si senzualan mu�karac. 1241 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:49,485 Ne znam shva�a� li to. 1242 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:52,947 -�to to radi�? -Havajska tehnika. 1243 01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:55,449 Lomi-lomi masa�a. 1244 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:59,328 Ime je dobila po nje�nim valovima polinezijskog mora. 1245 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,915 Valovi nadiru i povla�e se. 1246 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,918 Nadiru� 1247 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,629 Naletjela sam na balvan. 1248 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:14,301 Jack Byrnes, ti si lav u kavezu. 1249 01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:17,096 Lav ne mo�e cijeli �ivot biti zato�en. 1250 01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:21,100 Mora lutati savanom. Slobodan i divlji. 1251 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:25,938 �ena ti je seksi tigrica. �eka da nasrne�. 1252 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,858 Da �ujem kako ri�e�! 1253 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,027 Tvoje mi tijelo govori. 1254 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:33,362 Gladan si akcije. 1255 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:35,656 Oslobodi zvijer u sebi! 1256 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,408 Mama, dosta! Boli ga! 1257 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:40,161 Samo mu poma�em! 1258 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:41,787 Nemoj. 1259 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:43,873 Ne mi�i se jo�. 1260 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:47,543 Vrati se poslijepodne. Koristit �e ti. 1261 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,670 -�to radi�? -Bili smo blizu. 1262 01:15:49,754 --> 01:15:53,132 -Doprla sam do njega. -Ne voli dodire! 1263 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,801 Ima emocionalnu ko�u nosoroga! 1264 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:59,388 -Samo ga pusti. -Htjela sam ti pomo�i. 1265 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:01,348 Jahala si ga kao konja! 1266 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,774 Zovem F-1. 1267 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,904 �ALJEM 1268 01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,364 Ovdje AF-1. 1269 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:01,408 F-1. Trebam usporednu analizu DNK-a 1270 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:05,412 Gaylorda Fockera i Jorgea Villalobosa, 1271 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:08,374 u prijevodu: George ku�a vukova. 1272 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:12,002 -Treba mi dva tjedna, djede. -Ne mo�e. 12 sati. 1273 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:16,715 Nabavit �u dokaz. Isporuka dokaza u klubu Dobar Provod 1274 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,134 danas u 21 h. 1275 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:20,177 {\an8}Vrijedi. F-1, gotovo. 1276 01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:21,720 {\an8}GENETI�KA PODUDARNOST 97 % 1277 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,142 -Halo? -Bernie, ovdje Jack Byrnes. 1278 01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:28,144 Odakle zove�? 1279 01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:31,480 Iz svog kampera. Neka Greg do�e za tri minute. 1280 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,482 -U prikolici si? -Hvala. 1281 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:34,525 Ali� 1282 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:38,362 Hej, Gaylorde. 1283 01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:43,117 Jack �eli da do�e� u prikolicu za to�no tri minute! 1284 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:47,621 I reci uko�enku da me stvarno po�inje pla�iti. 1285 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,707 �ekaj. 1286 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:53,502 Koliko te god ispitivao, ne mo�e� popustiti. 1287 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:55,629 Ne mogu mu re�i da sam trudna. 1288 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:57,173 -Du�o. -�to? 1289 01:17:57,339 --> 01:18:01,010 Neka ispituje. Nai�i �e na zid od cigle. 1290 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:07,016 Poka�i mi kakvu �eli� romanti�nu ve�er. 1291 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:12,062 Jack, vino, svije�e. Bo�e, a nije nam ni godi�njica. 1292 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,148 Do�i, �estoki. 1293 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:17,401 To! 1294 01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:20,321 -O, Jack! -Sjajno, Dino! 1295 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:24,283 -Jack? -Ovamo, pod krevetom. 1296 01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:33,876 Dolje, Greg. 1297 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,090 Sjedni. 1298 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:42,843 Pazi na plo�u. 1299 01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:45,763 Nevjerojatno. 1300 01:18:56,815 --> 01:19:00,986 To je tvoj pokretni zapovjedni centar 1301 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,113 za �pijunsku djelatnost? 1302 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:06,075 Uglavnom sigurno mjesto gdje mogu biti sam 1303 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:08,702 i razmi�ljati. 1304 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:10,454 Ba� fora. 1305 01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:12,414 -Greg? -Da? 1306 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:15,542 Sje�a� se kako smo ranije razgovarali 1307 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:19,380 o tome �to osje�am prema obitelji, naslje�u, djeci? 1308 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,048 Svakako. 1309 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,469 Pitat �u te jedanput. 1310 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:27,930 Ima� li �to re�i 1311 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:30,307 o ne�emu �to se dogodilo? 1312 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:33,310 Neplaniranom? 1313 01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:36,730 �to ima veze s plodom tvojih bedara. 1314 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,694 Ne. 1315 01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:53,330 Ako ne �eli� priznati� 1316 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:56,834 DOKAPETAN 1317 01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,718 ZOVEM J. VILLALOBOSA 1318 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:09,805 -Halo? -Jorge? 1319 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:13,559 -Jack ovdje. Sje�a� me se? -Da. 1320 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,228 Imate onu olovku-kameru. 1321 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,063 To�no. 1322 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:21,608 -Ima� li za ve�eras kakvih planova? -Ne. 1323 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:24,278 Dobro. Pozivam te na na� prijam. 1324 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,173 -Hej, du�o. -Hej. 1325 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,550 -U�iva�? -Ne ba�. 1326 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:52,848 Rekao si mami da sam trudna? Stalno mi pipka trbuh. 1327 01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:56,894 -Ovako� -Ne, nisam rekao. Pogodila je. 1328 01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:59,063 -Molim? -I rekla tati. 1329 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:00,189 O, Bo�e! 1330 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:03,567 Bernie, prestani! 1331 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:05,110 Nije smije�no. 1332 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,696 -Ja sam rekla mami. -�to? 1333 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,615 -Da. -�to? 1334 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:13,202 -I sad �e ti doznati tata. -Ne, ne�e re�i ni rije�i. 1335 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:15,579 -Jako je sumnji�av. -Greg, 1336 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,206 -Bok. -Bok. 1337 01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:22,127 Mila, ponesi to majci. �pricer. Sad samo to pije. 1338 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,671 Momci, dobru zabavu. 1339 01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,845 Lijepo. Lijep prijam, ne? 1340 01:21:31,929 --> 01:21:35,599 Bogme. Lijepo, slavljeni�ko raspolo�enje. 1341 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:38,811 Upoznao si moje ro�ake? 1342 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,021 Jesam, neke. 1343 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,482 Doma. 1344 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:46,693 Dom Focker je tatin prvi brati�. 1345 01:21:46,777 --> 01:21:49,571 A njegove klince, Vru�ka i Tu�ka? 1346 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,324 Jesam, i njih. 1347 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,911 Do�i da ja tebe upoznam s nekim. 1348 01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:59,706 Eno ga. 1349 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:02,793 -Lijepo da si do�ao, Jorge. -Bok. 1350 01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:05,212 Hvala na pozivu. 1351 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,215 Greg, ovo je Jorge Villalobos. 1352 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,384 -Bok -Drago mi je. 1353 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:12,136 Isabelin sin. 1354 01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:15,347 Nisam znao da ima sina. 1355 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,392 -Kad se udala? -Nije se udala. 1356 01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,436 Nikada nije upoznao oca. 1357 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,733 �ao mi je. Ba� �teta. 1358 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,819 Ne, u redu je. 1359 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:33,115 Mama ka�e da nije bio dovoljno zreo za klinca. 1360 01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:34,283 Da. 1361 01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,035 Kako ste se vi upoznali? 1362 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:39,371 Jorge je sjajan mehani�ar. 1363 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:42,207 Ima samo 15 godina. Dojmljivo, ne? 1364 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,750 Stvarno? 15? 1365 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,961 -Da. -Ba� dojmljivo. 1366 01:22:46,044 --> 01:22:48,755 -Zgodan klinac, ha? -Da. 1367 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,925 Skoro kao mladi, polu-hispanski Marlon Brando. 1368 01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:58,390 Ostavljam vas da popri�ate. 1369 01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,559 Vjerojatno imate puno zajedni�kog. 1370 01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:09,067 Zna�i� 1371 01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:14,323 ima� 15 godina? 1372 01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:38,722 Hajdemo, Fockeri! Konga! 1373 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,266 Vi ste naru�ili Tom Collins? 1374 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:43,352 Je li sa svje�im limunom? 1375 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:46,688 S Bermuda. Osobno sam ih iscijedio. 1376 01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:50,943 �uvaj se, djede. 1377 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:56,532 Hajde, Bernie! Hajde, Fockeru! 1378 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,169 Hajde, Bernie! Hajde, Fockeru! 1379 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:15,634 Vani je ba� romanti�no. 1380 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:18,262 Mjesec, more� 1381 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:21,265 -Zar nije lijepo? -Da, lijepo je. 1382 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,477 Ve�eras si mi ba� zgodan. 1383 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:27,604 Hvala, srce. 1384 01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,652 �to mi radi� u�ima? 1385 01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:36,446 Ni�ta. 1386 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:41,326 Gay. 1387 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:44,204 Moram na zahod. Odmah se vra�am. 1388 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,789 U redu. 1389 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,009 -Bok, Greg. -Bok, Jack. 1390 01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:02,889 Lijepo si popri�ao sa sinom? 1391 01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:06,768 Jack, prvi put ga vidim. 1392 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:10,105 Od po�etka ga skriva� od mene. 1393 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:14,067 Nije istina. Jo� jedna tvoja suluda teorija. 1394 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:17,195 Jo� si u krugu povjerenja, 1395 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,656 pa ti pru�am novu priliku. 1396 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,493 Priznaje� li da si ovo skrivao od Pam? 1397 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,662 Ne, nisam. 1398 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:27,789 -Ni�ta ne skriva�? -Ne. 1399 01:25:28,415 --> 01:25:31,251 -Dobro? Greg. 1400 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:36,340 �to to skriva�? �to ti je u ruci? 1401 01:25:36,423 --> 01:25:37,674 Ni�ta. 1402 01:25:37,758 --> 01:25:41,053 U ogledalu vidim da ima� ne�to u ruci. 1403 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:43,639 -Ni�ta ne brini. -Je li to igla? 1404 01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:45,599 Jest. 1405 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:49,519 Napet si. Htio sam ti ponuditi sedativ. 1406 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:53,106 -Zeza� se, ne? -Ne zezam. 1407 01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:59,112 -Ima� tartara na ramenu� -Tartara? 1408 01:26:02,949 --> 01:26:04,451 Za�to? 1409 01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:09,164 Dobio si natrijev pentotal, 1410 01:26:09,247 --> 01:26:12,459 uli�no ime �serum istine�. Za koju minutu ovoga se ne�e� sje�ati 1411 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:17,381 i prvi put u �ivotu bit �e� iskren. 1412 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:21,343 Samo dobro pritisni. 1413 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:24,638 Ple�i, mali Jack. Opusti se. 1414 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:31,311 -Hej, trudnice. -Tiho! 1415 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:33,563 -Kako je? -Gdje si bio? 1416 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,607 Na zahodu. 1417 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,568 A sad pri�am sa svojom zaru�nicom, 1418 01:26:38,652 --> 01:26:42,614 s kojom sam odga�ao svadbu dvije godine da nam se ne sretnu roditelji. 1419 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:45,617 -�to? -�to? 1420 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,744 �to? 1421 01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:51,581 Ne voli� me? Neka. Ni ja to tvoje crveno. 1422 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:53,667 Izgleda� k'o demonska beba. 1423 01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,837 Mo�da ti nabavim vile, 1424 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,172 pa te stavimo na konzervu. 1425 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:01,591 �alim, ne znam opona�ati kakicu. 1426 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:05,470 I ne znam praviti znakove kad ne�to �elim. 1427 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:08,473 Zna� �to? Znam jedan znak. 1428 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,267 �to ka�e�? 1429 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,564 Bernie se penje na pozornicu. 1430 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:18,150 Da ka�em par rije�i 1431 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:22,779 o jednom od najve�ih bolni�ara svih vremena, 1432 01:27:22,863 --> 01:27:25,073 Gaylordu Myronu Fockeru. 1433 01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:29,077 Pljesak za Gaya! Idemo! 1434 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:35,876 Bernie Focker! 1435 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:38,545 Sjajna ko�ulja, tata. 1436 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,547 Hvala. 1437 01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:44,050 Lijepo je biti ovdje sa svima vama 1438 01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:50,140 dok se spremam zaploviti brodom �ivota 1439 01:27:50,223 --> 01:27:52,434 s prvom �asnicom, 1440 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:55,771 onom prekrasnom plavu�om. Hej, mala. 1441 01:27:56,646 --> 01:27:58,648 Volim te. 1442 01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:03,361 Jo� masturbiram na Pam. 1443 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:05,781 -Greg. -�to? Istina je! 1444 01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:08,325 �to? Zgodna si. Pogledajte je. 1445 01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:11,161 Gledajte te cice. �ovje�e. 1446 01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:15,665 Tako bih ih natrljao sapunom i u njih utonuo. 1447 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,417 Divota! 1448 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:23,632 Ugnijezdio bih se ondje i uzeo godi�nji. 1449 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:27,260 -Mili. -�to? Oprosti. 1450 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:29,679 Oprosti �to si savr�ena. 1451 01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:32,849 I znate tko je jo� sjajan? Ona �ena tamo. 1452 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,769 Budu�a punica, Dina Byrnes. 1453 01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:43,318 Volim Dinu Byrnes! 1454 01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:49,282 Ka�u da zna� kako �e �ena izgledati kad bude starija ako joj pogleda� majku. 1455 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:53,370 E, ja gledam i svi�a mi se. 1456 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:56,248 Ajme, pogledajte. Slatkica. 1457 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:01,670 Dobri geni u bazenu Byrnesovih. 1458 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:06,174 Hej, ti! Da, ti. 1459 01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:11,346 Pam, moram ti re�i ne�to o ovome mali�anu. 1460 01:29:11,555 --> 01:29:15,267 U svom prvom strasnom spolnom bu�enju 1461 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:17,936 izgubio sam nevinost 1462 01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:20,438 s na�om lijepom ku�anicom Isabel. 1463 01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:23,149 Mili, to je pro�lost. Sjedni. 1464 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,819 Ne, moram to izbaciti iz sebe. 1465 01:29:25,902 --> 01:29:27,696 Sjedni. 1466 01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:31,449 Za�eli smo dijete. 1467 01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:37,163 Zove se Jorge Villalobos. Do�i ovamo, Jorge. 1468 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:40,250 Odignimo veo tajne. 1469 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:43,378 Tu je plod mojih bedara. 1470 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:48,300 Svi, pogledajte njegovo lice. Moj je. 1471 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:50,802 Zaviri u osje�aje, Jorge. 1472 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,512 Zna� da je to istina. 1473 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:55,181 Soy tu pap�. 1474 01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:04,149 Neka, znam. Puno je podataka. 1475 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:06,568 Neka se slegnu. Zamisli! 1476 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:09,195 Zaplje��imo malome. 1477 01:30:10,363 --> 01:30:11,990 I, Jack� 1478 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,993 Pam je trudna. 1479 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,331 Focker se gasi. 1480 01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:50,445 KRUG POVJERENJA 1481 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,283 -Hej. -Hej. 1482 01:30:55,533 --> 01:30:57,619 �to je bilo sino�? 1483 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:01,247 Napio si se, rekao mom tati da sam trudna, 1484 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:04,376 otkrio da ima� 15-godi�njeg sina Jorgea 1485 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,753 i o�ito se pali� na moju mamu. 1486 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:09,464 O, Bo�e! 1487 01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:14,511 -Je li to to�no? -Mislim da je privla�na� 1488 01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:18,181 Ne, nego da ima� sina. 1489 01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:22,894 Mila, ako jest, doznao sam tek sino�. 1490 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:25,188 Isabel mi nikad ni�ta nije rekla. 1491 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:28,483 Ne sje�am se ni da sam pio. 1492 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:34,114 -Govori� istinu? -Jasno, volim te. 1493 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:36,408 Nikad ti ne bih o tome lagao. 1494 01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:43,748 I ja tebe. 1495 01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:47,836 Ako je Jorge tvoj sin, potrudimo se da upali. 1496 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:50,714 U redu. 1497 01:31:54,300 --> 01:31:57,220 Kako ti je tata podnio novosti o trudno�i? 1498 01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:58,555 Pa� 1499 01:31:59,639 --> 01:32:01,808 O�ekivano. 1500 01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:05,478 Spavao je u kamperu. Od sino� ni s kim ne razgovara. 1501 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:11,943 Pam, napu�tamo otok. Dolazi odmah u kamper. 1502 01:32:12,485 --> 01:32:16,239 Bernarde, mi�i se ispod vozila, pregazit �u te. 1503 01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:19,325 Ne, postoji nenasilni na�in da sve sredimo. 1504 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:20,744 �to je? 1505 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:23,580 Tvoj otac �eli po�i, a Bernie prosvjeduje. 1506 01:32:23,663 --> 01:32:25,749 Tata, ustani. Besmisleno je. 1507 01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:29,210 Nije te bilo 60-ih. Tako smo sre�ivali stvari. 1508 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:33,089 Pam, Dino, moramo s ovog otoka. Zao je. 1509 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:37,761 Jack Byrnes, van iz kampera! pona�a� se kao kreten! 1510 01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:46,144 To! Tako treba, Jack! To! 1511 01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:48,021 Dobit �emo unuka. 1512 01:32:48,104 --> 01:32:51,232 -Treba proslaviti. -Kako ne shva�a�? 1513 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:53,693 Greg je nezreo za dijete? 1514 01:32:53,777 --> 01:32:56,237 Zanemaruje svog sina 15 godina! 1515 01:32:56,321 --> 01:32:58,490 Nisam ni znao za njega. 1516 01:32:58,865 --> 01:33:01,743 Mo�emo ti vjerovati? Stalno si neiskren. 1517 01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:03,244 A ti si bolji? 1518 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:06,956 Za�to ne podijeli� sa svima �to si sino� u�inio Gregu? 1519 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,709 -Bizamac, Dino. -Zabij si bizamca! 1520 01:33:10,168 --> 01:33:13,588 Ubrizgao je Gregu prije govora serum istine! 1521 01:33:13,755 --> 01:33:16,466 -�to? -Ovo sam mu na�la u d�epu. 1522 01:33:16,549 --> 01:33:18,301 Ma krasno, tata. 1523 01:33:18,384 --> 01:33:20,929 Isto je u�inio Pam za malu maturu. 1524 01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:23,890 �ekaj� Da! Zabio si mi iglu u vrat! 1525 01:33:23,973 --> 01:33:26,810 -Drogirao si mi sina? -Morao sam. 1526 01:33:26,893 --> 01:33:29,604 -Nije htio re�i istinu. -Boji se. 1527 01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:31,481 �eli na tebe ostaviti dojam! 1528 01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,191 I nas tjera na to. 1529 01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:36,986 Ali ti bi trebao ostaviti dojam na nas! 1530 01:33:37,195 --> 01:33:38,154 Jack. 1531 01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:42,325 Uvrijedio si mene, Roz, sina i na� na�in �ivota. 1532 01:33:42,408 --> 01:33:45,954 Trpio sam to, no sad si pre�ao granicu. 1533 01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:48,331 Moram ti ispra�iti tur. 1534 01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:49,916 Tata, �ekaj! 1535 01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:53,378 Nau�it �u vrtlara pravdi, na Fockerov na�in. 1536 01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:56,047 -Smiri se. -Da se rastegnem. 1537 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,007 Bernie, povrijedit �e� se. 1538 01:33:58,091 --> 01:34:00,760 -Rije�imo to razgovorom. -Prekasno je za rije�i. 1539 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:03,972 Tata! Ni�ta od plesne borbe! 1540 01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,432 Ovo je capoeira. Ovo je tvrdokorno. 1541 01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:09,811 Natjera� li me da se potu�emo 1542 01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:13,857 i da primijenim borbene tajne, nastradao si. 1543 01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:16,234 Da te vidim, pseto! 1544 01:34:16,317 --> 01:34:18,987 -Izaziva me. -Tata, ohladi. 1545 01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:21,573 -Greg? -Gubi� nadzor? 1546 01:34:22,532 --> 01:34:24,033 -Greg. -�to? 1547 01:34:25,702 --> 01:34:27,745 -Greg, du�o! -Gledaj �to si u�inio! 1548 01:34:28,454 --> 01:34:30,540 -Ti si kriv! -Krvari. 1549 01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:34,377 Sazivam obiteljski skup. Do�ite. 1550 01:34:34,460 --> 01:34:36,462 Tata, ovo jest obitelj. 1551 01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:40,091 Za koji tjedan bit �u Pamela Focker! 1552 01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:42,510 Ili Byrnes-Focker. Nismo odlu�ili. 1553 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:45,138 Ne, bit �u Pamela Martha Focker. 1554 01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:48,224 Znam kako to zvu�i, ali sam odlu�ila. 1555 01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:51,644 Pamelinkice, uzrujana si. Ne misli� bistro. 1556 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:56,399 Ti ne misli� bistro! Ova djeca se vole. 1557 01:34:56,482 --> 01:34:59,235 Mi se trudno�i veselimo cijeli vikend. 1558 01:35:00,069 --> 01:35:01,654 Znala si da je trudna? 1559 01:35:02,488 --> 01:35:04,199 Svi smo znali, Jack. 1560 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:08,536 Rekla bih ti nakon svadbe. 1561 01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:13,291 Zato sam na�inio krug povjerenja, 1562 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:15,585 Da to raspravimo. 1563 01:35:16,002 --> 01:35:20,048 Krug nema smisla ako ne vjeruje� nikome u njemu. 1564 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,175 Tako je, du�o. 1565 01:35:27,263 --> 01:35:29,599 -Tata! -Jack. 1566 01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:32,727 -Ne idi. -Tata. 1567 01:35:32,810 --> 01:35:35,188 Tata, molim te! Kamo �e�? 1568 01:35:35,271 --> 01:35:37,899 -Ma daj. -Ne odlazi. 1569 01:35:40,693 --> 01:35:44,447 -Vrati se, molim te! -Jack! 1570 01:35:44,530 --> 01:35:46,407 -�to radi�? -Tata. 1571 01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:51,871 Nisht gut. 1572 01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:01,422 ZOVE B. FOCKER 1573 01:36:08,179 --> 01:36:10,515 -Zvoni li? -Ne javlja se. 1574 01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:13,268 Daj mu prostora. Mo�da se u�i samosmirivanju. 1575 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:16,271 Ovo je ludo. Idem. 1576 01:36:16,396 --> 01:36:18,815 -I ja! -Tata, mogu sam. 1577 01:36:18,898 --> 01:36:21,651 Ove ceste znam kao svoj dlan. 1578 01:36:23,987 --> 01:36:27,282 Sastavimo opet obitelj. 1579 01:36:27,407 --> 01:36:28,408 KO�IM ZA �ENE 1580 01:36:28,491 --> 01:36:29,784 Nagazi, Gay. Znam pre�ac. 1581 01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:31,953 Prete�i �emo uko�enka. 1582 01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:35,790 Tu desno ili lijevo. 1583 01:36:35,873 --> 01:36:37,875 Jedno ili drugo. 1584 01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:40,670 -Ne zna� gdje smo. -Ne�to nije u redu. 1585 01:36:40,753 --> 01:36:44,257 -Ovo nema smisla. -To je plan Detroita! 1586 01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:47,093 -E, onda je jasno. -Tata. 1587 01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:50,013 Nagazi, moramo uhvatiti kita. 1588 01:36:53,099 --> 01:36:55,852 -Drek! -Samo vozi. 1589 01:36:55,935 --> 01:36:58,187 -Tata, murjak je. -�to? 1590 01:36:58,271 --> 01:37:02,442 Pusti mene. Znam ja s ovim policajcima. 1591 01:37:02,525 --> 01:37:05,903 -Ni�ta ne govori. -Pravnik sam. 1592 01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:08,656 Zna� koliko sam kazni sredio pri�om? 1593 01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:11,784 Gle klipana. Nemaju pravilo o visini? 1594 01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:13,077 -Gotovi smo. -Nismo. 1595 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:15,204 Nemoj. Rekao je da ostanemo u vozilu. 1596 01:37:17,415 --> 01:37:20,209 Rekao sam da ostanete u vozilu. 1597 01:37:20,335 --> 01:37:22,754 -Mo�emo popri�ati? -Zapovjedio sam. 1598 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:26,090 -Da popri�amo� -Uhitit �u vas! 1599 01:37:26,174 --> 01:37:28,801 -Njegov budu�i punac� -Ti�ina! 1600 01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:31,346 �misli da Gay ima izvanbra�no dijete. -U�utite! 1601 01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:33,473 -�uti. -Znam svoja prava. 1602 01:37:33,556 --> 01:37:35,767 Znate, ha? 1603 01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:40,646 -Imam osjetljiva zape��a! -Natrag u vozilo! 1604 01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:43,691 -Ne slu�ajte ga. -Na trbuh! 1605 01:37:43,775 --> 01:37:45,902 -Trbuh? -Slabo �ujete? 1606 01:37:46,152 --> 01:37:50,114 -Ne, samo� -Dva slu�aja neposluha. 1607 01:37:50,281 --> 01:37:56,704 Vas dvojica ostanite na vozilu. 1608 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:04,170 -Evo plana. -Plana? Nemoj, tata. 1609 01:38:04,253 --> 01:38:05,671 �ala mala. 1610 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,133 Oprosti. 1611 01:38:09,759 --> 01:38:12,095 Samo sam �elio pomo�i. 1612 01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:15,431 Znam, tata. Stalno �eli� pomo�i. 1613 01:38:18,393 --> 01:38:20,561 POZIV OD F-1 1614 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:24,023 Ima li vijesti o operaciji �ivi kostur? 1615 01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:26,859 Focker nije otac maloga. 1616 01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:29,862 Zeza� se! Mislio sam da smo to sredili. 1617 01:38:30,071 --> 01:38:31,864 �aljem vezu. 1618 01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:35,576 Tata mu je igra� podlige 1619 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:38,121 po imenu Rusty Bridges. 1620 01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:42,834 Svi grije�imo, djede. F-1 se odjavljuje. 1621 01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:56,264 �itam druge 34 godine i sve sam pobrkao. 1622 01:38:56,431 --> 01:38:59,183 Nisam znao �to misli moja �ena, 1623 01:38:59,267 --> 01:39:01,227 k�i mi taji stvari. 1624 01:39:02,270 --> 01:39:05,523 Jedino s tobom mogu razgovarati. 1625 01:39:06,566 --> 01:39:10,069 �u� paaak. 1626 01:39:15,992 --> 01:39:17,869 Znam. 1627 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:37,430 Prezime Fockare. 1628 01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:41,058 Evo Jacka! 1629 01:39:43,269 --> 01:39:44,395 Jack! 1630 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:45,938 Stoj! 1631 01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:49,108 -Jack! -Jack! 1632 01:39:49,942 --> 01:39:51,986 Stav Weaver! 1633 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,282 Ustrijelio si mi sina! 1634 01:39:56,365 --> 01:39:57,617 Stoj! 1635 01:39:57,700 --> 01:40:01,537 Samo je omamljen nesmrtonosnim oru�jem. 1636 01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:07,001 Mir! 50,000 volta 1637 01:40:07,084 --> 01:40:10,004 prolazi vam kroz mi�i�no tkivo. 1638 01:40:10,087 --> 01:40:12,590 Onesposobljen vam je �iv�ani sustav. 1639 01:40:12,673 --> 01:40:16,052 Trenuta�no �e vam se vratiti motori�ke funkcije. 1640 01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:22,683 Za�to ste ih uhitili? 1641 01:40:22,767 --> 01:40:26,062 Ajme, ovo je sve bolje i bolje. 1642 01:40:26,145 --> 01:40:29,023 Ne ti�e vas se! 1643 01:40:29,106 --> 01:40:30,775 -Gay? -Vratite se u kamper. 1644 01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:32,443 Odlo�ite taj taser. 1645 01:40:32,527 --> 01:40:35,738 -Jack Byrnes, CIA. -Molim? 1646 01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:38,074 Pi�e da ste u mirovini. 1647 01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:44,121 -Sad �ete mi jo� pokazati mirovinsku? -Slu�aj me� 1648 01:40:44,205 --> 01:40:46,374 -�to to radi? -Mirno. 1649 01:40:46,582 --> 01:40:48,709 -Izvu�i �e nas. -Nemate pravo� 1650 01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:51,754 -Odbijte! -Ti odbij! 1651 01:40:51,837 --> 01:40:52,922 Ne�u! 1652 01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:57,093 Bit �e� osiguranje u domu umirovljenika! 1653 01:40:57,176 --> 01:40:58,302 Polako! 1654 01:40:59,512 --> 01:41:01,889 Mislite da su ga stigli? 1655 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,975 Ma sigurno, mila. 1656 01:41:04,058 --> 01:41:07,144 Ako poznajem Bernieja, sad sjede u kafi�u, 1657 01:41:07,228 --> 01:41:10,147 jedu �imi�ange i izgla�uju stvari. 1658 01:41:19,699 --> 01:41:23,286 Gle! Ima gumenu cicu! 1659 01:41:37,258 --> 01:41:40,344 -�to sad? -Popri�ao sam sa sucem Goldfarbom. 1660 01:41:40,428 --> 01:41:41,762 Izlazimo. 1661 01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:46,183 -Nisi telefonirao. -Ne treba, sve sam sredio. 1662 01:41:46,392 --> 01:41:47,351 Da, ba�. 1663 01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:50,354 �to govori�? 1664 01:41:50,605 --> 01:41:54,650 Da si �utio, ne bismo ni bili ovdje. 1665 01:41:54,734 --> 01:41:57,153 Pravnik sam, izvukao sam nas. 1666 01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:59,363 Dao si sucu naputak za fondue? 1667 01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:02,825 Ja bar mogu kuhati za svoju obitelj. 1668 01:42:02,908 --> 01:42:05,202 Kad si �eni donio doru�ak u krevet? 1669 01:42:05,286 --> 01:42:07,455 Ili bilo �to drugo? 1670 01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,915 -Bezobrazan si, Fockeru! -Ne, ti si! 1671 01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:14,420 -Ti si. -Povrijedio si me. Bez razloga. 1672 01:42:14,503 --> 01:42:16,255 -Prestani. -Vrije�a me! 1673 01:42:16,339 --> 01:42:18,841 Nisi ti bitan! 1674 01:42:18,924 --> 01:42:21,344 Nijedan od vas. Rije� je o meni i Pam. 1675 01:42:21,427 --> 01:42:23,846 Vjen�at �emo se i to�ka. 1676 01:42:23,929 --> 01:42:27,975 Pokre�emo svoj krug povjerenja, i vas unutra nema! 1677 01:42:28,309 --> 01:42:30,895 Ne mo�e� tako, krug je moj. 1678 01:42:31,187 --> 01:42:33,230 Nisi ga patentirao. 1679 01:42:33,314 --> 01:42:35,733 U biti, vi�e nisi ni u svom krugu! 1680 01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:39,111 Nije istina. Ja odre�ujem tko ulazi, a tko ne. 1681 01:42:40,112 --> 01:42:42,365 Zbunjen sam. U �ijem sam ja krugu? 1682 01:42:44,575 --> 01:42:45,868 -Ni�ijem! -Ni�ijem. 1683 01:42:53,626 --> 01:42:55,711 Osnivamo obitelj. 1684 01:42:55,795 --> 01:42:59,048 Dobit �emo bebu. Imam 15-godi�njeg sina. 1685 01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:01,592 Zaboravite svoje probleme 1686 01:43:01,842 --> 01:43:04,136 i �inite bitno za nas. 1687 01:43:05,554 --> 01:43:08,557 -Jorge nije tvoj sin. -�to? 1688 01:43:08,808 --> 01:43:12,728 Dao sam DNK na analizu. Pogrije�io sam. 1689 01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:14,522 Pogrije�io si? 1690 01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:16,065 Jesam. 1691 01:43:16,148 --> 01:43:19,944 Serum istine, DNK. Tko si ti, kvragu, Jack Byrnes? 1692 01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:24,073 Nisam vrtlar. Bio sam u CIA-ji 32 godine 1693 01:43:24,198 --> 01:43:26,492 i povukao se prije nego sam sreo Grega. 1694 01:43:26,701 --> 01:43:29,203 Jasno, sad sve ima smisla. 1695 01:43:29,370 --> 01:43:31,997 Fika-faka-fuka! 1696 01:43:32,164 --> 01:43:34,625 Bernie, jo� si tu? 1697 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:37,920 -Iro. -Cletuse, pusti ih. 1698 01:43:38,003 --> 01:43:40,172 �to vam je rekao? 1699 01:43:40,381 --> 01:43:43,968 Nije morao ni�ta. Dr. Roz mi je spasila brak. 1700 01:43:44,218 --> 01:43:46,303 Sve bih za nju u�inio. 1701 01:43:46,387 --> 01:43:49,682 Reci medenoj da se vidimo na te�aju. 1702 01:43:49,765 --> 01:43:51,392 Ho�u, hvala. 1703 01:43:52,476 --> 01:43:55,062 O�enjen sam vrlo mo�nom �enom. 1704 01:43:55,146 --> 01:43:57,231 -Hajdemo. -Oprostite. 1705 01:43:57,314 --> 01:44:00,568 -Mo�ete li zatvoriti vrata? -�elite ostati? 1706 01:44:00,860 --> 01:44:03,112 Nismo jo� gotovi. 1707 01:44:04,488 --> 01:44:05,573 �to? 1708 01:44:06,282 --> 01:44:10,161 Mo�emo li to srediti ili ne? 1709 01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:13,080 Dobro. 1710 01:44:14,373 --> 01:44:15,416 Jack? 1711 01:44:17,543 --> 01:44:20,463 -Ne znam. -Dovoljno dobro. 1712 01:44:20,588 --> 01:44:24,633 Zna�i, Pam i ja trebali bismo se vjen�ati ovaj vikend. 1713 01:44:24,717 --> 01:44:27,094 Ovaj vikend? Nije pametno. 1714 01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:30,181 -�eli� u krug? -Dobro, ovaj vikend. 1715 01:44:30,514 --> 01:44:31,724 Jack. 1716 01:44:37,688 --> 01:44:40,441 Neka vas vjen�a sudac Ira. 1717 01:44:40,733 --> 01:44:43,235 Ako ne zamjera�, 1718 01:44:43,319 --> 01:44:45,279 ja ve� imam sve�enika. 1719 01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,588 Nisi valjda. 1720 01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:05,299 Greg ga se toliko dojmio 1721 01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,510 da je osam mjeseci bio u Izraelu, 1722 01:45:07,593 --> 01:45:11,305 zavr�io te�aj i postao me�uvjerski sve�enik. 1723 01:45:12,973 --> 01:45:16,435 Jack ka�e da odobrava� mene kao sve�enika. 1724 01:45:16,519 --> 01:45:20,189 -Nadam se da je to istina. -Mislim da je to sjajno. 1725 01:45:24,443 --> 01:45:26,695 Jest �udno. 1726 01:45:26,779 --> 01:45:28,781 Slu�aj. 1727 01:45:28,864 --> 01:45:33,744 Pam i ja nismo imali ni desetinu va�e duhovne veze. 1728 01:45:33,828 --> 01:45:37,832 Gledam vas zajedno i prekrasni ste. 1729 01:45:37,915 --> 01:45:38,791 -Dobro? -Dobro. 1730 01:45:38,874 --> 01:45:41,252 -Hvala, Kevine. -I tebi, Greg. 1731 01:45:49,009 --> 01:45:51,387 Bit �e� sjajna mama, Pamelinkice. 1732 01:45:53,389 --> 01:45:55,099 Hvala, tata. 1733 01:46:19,707 --> 01:46:22,167 Tko predaje ovu �enu ovome mu�karcu? 1734 01:46:22,459 --> 01:46:25,880 Ja, Jack Tiberius Byrnes. 1735 01:46:35,681 --> 01:46:37,099 Tata. 1736 01:46:40,769 --> 01:46:44,815 Oprosti, Greg. Sada je tvoja. 1737 01:46:52,281 --> 01:46:54,450 Ba� lijepo, mili. 1738 01:46:54,992 --> 01:46:58,370 -�alom svima! -�alom! 1739 01:46:59,330 --> 01:47:00,623 Ma nishma! 1740 01:47:00,706 --> 01:47:03,751 To na hebrejskom zna�i ��to ima?� 1741 01:47:04,877 --> 01:47:07,713 Zapo�nimo blagoslovom vina. 1742 01:47:24,772 --> 01:47:28,609 Amen. 1743 01:47:34,782 --> 01:47:36,241 -Kevine. -�to? 1744 01:47:36,325 --> 01:47:38,410 Samo daj. Hajde. 1745 01:47:56,303 --> 01:47:57,346 Bok. 1746 01:47:57,513 --> 01:47:59,181 -Rozalin? -Da? 1747 01:47:59,390 --> 01:48:01,934 Priznajem da sam te podcijenio. 1748 01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:05,270 Kad je rije� o vezi, 1749 01:48:05,354 --> 01:48:07,898 mo�da i zna� �to govori�. 1750 01:48:09,984 --> 01:48:12,861 Hvala ti, Jack. Stvarno. 1751 01:48:13,153 --> 01:48:16,365 A zanima me i savjet koji si dala sucu Iri. 1752 01:48:17,574 --> 01:48:20,995 Je li to� povjerljivo? 1753 01:48:21,245 --> 01:48:23,205 Mislila sam da ne�e� pitati. 1754 01:48:23,288 --> 01:48:26,834 Dat �u ti brzi te�aj. 1755 01:48:26,959 --> 01:48:28,585 Do�i. 1756 01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:32,423 Stvarno? 1757 01:48:37,511 --> 01:48:39,930 I koliko to dugo radim? 1758 01:48:41,974 --> 01:48:44,184 Moj brate od druge majke! 1759 01:48:45,227 --> 01:48:48,355 �estitam! Uspjeli smo. 1760 01:48:49,064 --> 01:48:50,357 Makni to, Bernarde. 1761 01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:56,280 Sad smo obitelj. 1762 01:49:00,784 --> 01:49:02,536 Obitelj. 1763 01:49:02,745 --> 01:49:06,373 Oprosti, imam neka nesvr�ena posla. 1764 01:49:11,003 --> 01:49:12,671 Dr�' je, tigre! 1765 01:49:15,883 --> 01:49:18,469 -Fockerizirali smo ga. -Bogme! 1766 01:49:18,552 --> 01:49:20,763 Sad bih ja tebe. 1767 01:49:42,826 --> 01:49:45,120 Moramo tako brzo? 1768 01:49:45,204 --> 01:49:50,584 Tajni zadatak. Imamo 23 minute do rezanja torte. 1769 01:49:56,006 --> 01:49:57,966 �to to radi�? 1770 01:49:58,092 --> 01:49:59,676 Bernie me nau�io trik. 1771 01:50:17,694 --> 01:50:19,488 KRAJ 1772 01:50:25,536 --> 01:50:30,249 {\an8}Da vidimo za�to Ferberov postupak nema uspjeha. 1773 01:50:35,879 --> 01:50:37,422 Hej, bebice. 1774 01:50:37,506 --> 01:50:42,219 Mali Jack. Gle �to imam. 1775 01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:44,179 �to nosim? 1776 01:50:44,263 --> 01:50:48,433 �okoladicu za bebu. 1777 01:50:49,226 --> 01:50:52,646 Mljac. Fino, ha? Ne bi to smio jesti. 1778 01:50:52,729 --> 01:50:56,191 Djed Jack ne voli �okoladu. Malo je munjen. 1779 01:50:56,608 --> 01:50:57,860 Ali ni rije�i. 1780 01:50:57,943 --> 01:51:00,028 U hladnjaku imam torte. 1781 01:51:00,112 --> 01:51:03,490 Poslije �u donijeti. Od �okolade. 1782 01:51:04,032 --> 01:51:05,492 Ali ni rije�i. 1783 01:51:05,701 --> 01:51:07,077 Jo� malo. 1784 01:51:10,873 --> 01:51:12,291 Vi�i! 1785 01:51:12,374 --> 01:51:14,710 Buka je bit ove zemlje. 1786 01:51:14,793 --> 01:51:17,045 Imamo malog prosvjednika. 1787 01:51:18,380 --> 01:51:20,674 Jasno. Trebao sam znati. 1788 01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:25,220 Uvijek dvoji u vlast. Dvoji sve �to ka�e uko�enko. 1789 01:51:25,304 --> 01:51:27,556 Za�to? Jer je pun� 1790 01:51:27,639 --> 01:51:29,641 Pun� 1791 01:51:30,517 --> 01:51:32,477 Djed Jack je pun� 1792 01:51:36,064 --> 01:51:38,400 Djed Jack je pun� 1793 01:51:43,697 --> 01:51:46,533 Evo ga. Mali Jack. 1794 01:51:46,825 --> 01:51:48,160 Kako si? 1795 01:51:48,243 --> 01:51:50,412 Ho�e� malo votke? 1796 01:51:50,829 --> 01:51:52,623 �alim se. 1797 01:51:52,789 --> 01:51:54,750 Sad sam ti slu�beno tetak, 1798 01:51:54,833 --> 01:51:58,629 pa ti dajem teta�ki savjet. 1799 01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:00,589 Kako pre�ivjeti u ovoj obitelji. 1800 01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:04,384 Nau�i tajiti sve od psihopata djeda Jacka. 1801 01:52:04,468 --> 01:52:06,511 Jako se uzrujao kad si napustio vrti�. 1802 01:52:06,595 --> 01:52:11,183 Ali ne�emo mu re�i. Umjesto da sam te pazio, 1803 01:52:11,558 --> 01:52:13,352 ja sam vani pu�io travu. 1804 01:52:15,896 --> 01:52:19,274 A ono o Paminoj �trudno�i�� 1805 01:52:20,067 --> 01:52:21,902 Ne postoji mali Focker. 1806 01:52:21,985 --> 01:52:24,613 To smo izmislili da Jack dopusti svadbu. 1807 01:52:25,489 --> 01:52:27,157 �to se mora, mora se. 1808 01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:31,662 Simpa. Jeftilen aligator. 1809 01:52:31,787 --> 01:52:35,374 �to mu je u ustima? Kamera! 1810 01:52:37,626 --> 01:52:38,961 Provalio sam te! 1811 01:52:41,129 --> 01:52:43,298 Jack, znam da si tu. 1812 01:52:43,382 --> 01:52:46,093 Samo te zezam. 1813 01:52:46,176 --> 01:52:49,471 Ne pu�im travu, a Pam jest trudna. 1814 01:52:49,721 --> 01:52:52,766 Da si vidi� facu. Predobro. 1815 01:52:52,849 --> 01:52:55,602 �u� paaaak. 1816 01:52:57,104 --> 01:52:59,314 Pogledaj me, Jack. �to sam ja? 1817 01:53:03,402 --> 01:53:06,989 Zamrznuti kromanjonac. Prou�i me, Jack. 1818 01:53:07,072 --> 01:53:10,742 Nau�i �udni geneti�ki kod Fockera. 1819 01:53:10,826 --> 01:53:15,580 �udni mutanti koji grle, ljube i pokazuju osje�aje. 1820 01:53:15,664 --> 01:53:20,836 Jack nas mora blago otesati svojim �eki�em istine. 127969