All language subtitles for Krapopolis_S02E22

[Shlub laughs]

Stupendous:
What's so funny, Dad?

Shlub: I'm just re-reading
the story of Pandora.

It always lightens my day.

Hippocampus: You're laughing
at the story of Pandora

opening a box and releasing
all the evil into the world?

Shlub:
Well, that's the human version.

As we monsters tell it,

she released all the fun
into the world.

We call it
"Pandora's Party Box."

Tyrannis: Did you hear?
King Sargon's been assassinated!

Shlub: I read all about it.

They say it took five whacks
of the axe

to get his head fully off.

Talk about a comedy of errors.
Ha ha!

Stupendous: Heh!
That is pretty funny.

Tyrannis: No, it isn't.
Stupendous: Oh, come on.

Assassination has got to be
the funniest way to take a city.

You just kill one guy?
It's ridiculous.

Hippocampus: You gotta admire
the efficiency of it, though.

Tyrannis: Whether it's funny
or efficient is not the point.

The point is there are
kings being assassinated,

and I could be next.

[Tyrannis' family laughing]

Tyrannis: Ha ha.

And just double-checking,
we're laughing because...?

Deliria: You have
nothing to worry about.

You're simply not
important enough to assassinate.

Tyrannis: What?

Deliria: I'm not trying to
be cruel, just honest.

You're not on
anyone's target list.

Hippocampus: Ty,
if it'll make you feel better,

I'll whip up some armor
you can wear.

Tyrannis: Thank you!

Stupendous: And I'll
put a couple of guys on ya.

Shlub: Well, if we're putting
guys on people,

how about we say my life
is in danger, too?

Tyrannis:
No one acknowledge him.

Shlub:
Well! See you all at dinner.

Hippocampus:
So what is this theory of yours?

Stupendous: All right,
check this out.

What is the main cause
of death in the world?

Hippocampus: You?
Stupendous: Thank you but no.

I'm currently
the third leading cause.

Hippocampus: Childbirth?
Stupendous: That's number two,

and it haunts me every day
that I'll never catch up.

Hippocampus:
OK, so what's number one?

Stupendous: It's so simple,
you're gonna hate yourself.

Are you ready? Loss of movement.

Hippocampus: Hmm. That's dumb.

Stupendous: Every smart thing
started out dumb.

Hippocampus: That's dumb.
Stupendous: Indulge me.

If my theory is correct,
all we have to do is

get this chicken moving exactly
like it did when it was alive.

Hippocampus:
OK, sure, let's test that.

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ I'm a chicken,
I'm alive now ♪

♪ Ba-Bawk, I'm layin' eggs! ♪

Stupendous: You're doin'
it wrong. They never sing.

Tyrannis: Stupe, you gave me
your two worst guys. No offense.

John: Who's talking?

Stupendous:
Hey, they served me well,

and I wanted to give them
a cushy assignment.

Tyrannis:
I am not a cushy assignment!

And, Hippo, where is my armor?

Hippocampus: I didn't get to it.

Stupe sucked me
into this dumb experiment.

Stupendous: I'm doing science!

Hippocampus: Right, like
when you threw all our cattle

off a cliff?

Stupendous:
Now we know they can't fly.

Hippocampus:
We knew that before!

Stupendous: Now we know
how much they can't fly.

Tyrannis: You're sitting
here arguing

while your brother is facing
a very real threat.

Hippocampus:
Ha! The one thing we agree on,

is, no, you aren't.

Tyrannis:
You're both going to regret this

when I'm lying dead at the hand
of a ruthless assassin.

Hippocampus: ♪ I'm a chicken-- ♪

[Tyrannis gasps]

Tyrannis: OK, so my sources tell
me you're a ruthless assassin?

Assassin: I take issue
with "ruthless,"

but, yeah, I assassinate people.
Who do you want offed?

Tyrannis: Me.

Assassin:
This almost seems too easy.

Tyrannis: But here's the catch.

I need you to attempt
an assassination on me

that narrowly misses.
Assassin: Oh, I can't do that.

I'm known as the guy
who can't miss.

And also, apparently, ruthless.

Just tell me who said that.
It won't get back to them.

Tyrannis: Couldn't you
just shoot me in the shoulder?

Assassin: Really? So then
what am I gonna be known as?

Some guy who can't
miss shoulders? Ha! No.

Tyrannis: Wait. Who can I hire
for a near-assassination?

Tyrannis: You're perfect.

Scott: So you want me
to shoot at you and miss you?

Tyrannis: Yes, thus proving
to my family

that I am indeed worth
assassinating.

Scott: Oh, this is one of
those things you make me do

to make you look better?
Tyrannis: Yes.

Scott: Like when I killed
all those adult pigs

and let you carry them into town
like they were yours.

Tyrannis: Very similar, yes.

Scott: Or when I had
to tell everyone

that I ate all the pineapples.

Tyrannis: If you're trying to
say something about

our relationship, Scott,
I'm not ready to hear it.

Scott: Got it.
So how do we do this?

Tyrannis: Well, it needs to
be public,

so we'll stage it
in the marketplace.

I'll make my presence known.

Hello, citizens!
Great to be alive, isn't it?

Every day's a gift.

Tyrannis, voice-over:
You'll be on a balcony

hiding inside a barrel.
Scott: Got it.

Tyrannis: Then all I need to do
is make sure

my whole family
is there to see it.

Ah, Stupendous, what brings you
here this fine day?

Stupendous:
Got this thing advertisin'

an entire bucket of falafel
for just two chickens.

I've never spent less food
to get more food.

You here for the Falafel Deal?

Hippocampus:
Ha! You know it.

Shlub: Ours is
for the orgy afterwards.

I've heard it'll be
a real greaser.

Tyrannis, voice-over:
Once everyone's there,

I'll get into position
and give you the signal.

Tyrannis: I'm not hungry,
so I'll go up here

to get some sun.

It's such a relief
not to have to worry

about being assassinated!

Aah!

[Tyrannis screams]

Oof! Where am I?

Hades: Where are you?
More like, what are you?

Dead. You're dead.

[Theme music playing]

♪

[Male singers chanting]

♪

Singers: Whoo!

Hades: OK, everybody, getting
a little bit of a late start

here, but that's all right.

Welcome to Hades, everyone.
I'm Hades, King of Hades.

It's a place and a name.

Everyone go ahead
and make your jokes about

"being in Hades" right now.
[Laughter]

All right, I'll answer
everyone's first two questions:

No, you're not here by mistake,
and, no, you can't leave, OK?

I don't care if you have
"unfinished business."

Around here we call that
being dead.

All right, dorms are that way.
Grab a bedroll.

And I can't do anything
about the heat.

It's just stuck that way.

Tyrannis:
Hades, I need your help.

I'm not supposed to be here.

Hades: Well, did you not
just hear my whole thing?

Dead means dead.

Tyrannis: But
my death really was a mistake.

I hired someone to attempt
an assassination,

and he was supposed to fail,
but he accidentally killed me.

[Hades laughs]
Hades: What?!

Oh, my god. That's a new one.

Hey, Sisyphus, this guy tried to
fake his own assassination

and ended up dead!

Sisyphus: Holy crap!
That is hilarious.

Hades: Well, no, don't stop
rolling the boulder up the hill.

Sisyphus: I wasn't stopping.
Hades: I'm sorry.

It looked
like you were stopping.

I just wanted to
share that with you.

I mean, you're still being
punished for eternity.

Good guy. Hard worker.

So, you really tried
to almost get assassinated?

Tyrannis: I needed to prove
to my family

that I'm important
enough to kill.

Hades:
Well, mission accomplished!

Tyrannis: Yes, but I need to
go up and rub it in their faces.

As it is now, I don't get
to see their very real tears

and get their
very real apologies,

which was the entire point.

Hippocampus: Ty, no!
Shlub: Don't leave us, son!

Deliria:
I can't believe he's dead!

Oh, why didn't I listen to him?

Tyrannis: I bet it's awesome.

Hades: I mean,
I get the instinct.

I'm as petty as they come.
Tyrannis: So let me have this.

Isn't there something
I could do for you in return?

Hades: If you're offering
sexual favors,

my dance card is full.
I've got a girlfriend.

And before you say anything,
no, she's not here right now,

but that doesn't mean
she's not real.

Her name is Persephone.

Tyrannis: I wasn't
gonna say anything.

Hades: You looked like you
were gonna say something.

You had that look.
Tyrannis: I wasn't.

Hades: Everyone's like,
"What's up with your girlfriend?

Are you guys broken up?"
I don't know!

She told me she needs space.

Hey, Sisyphus, what do they mean
when they say they need space?

Sis? Hey, Sis. Oh, he's working.

You know, I'll tell you
what I think it means.

She wants me to fight for it.

Tyrannis: Are you sure she

doesn't just want to be
left alone?

Hades: What? Are you kidding?
Come on.

Every love story, the girl
never wants to be left alone.

Tyrannis: That's true.

And love stories
would not lie about that.

Hades: She wants me
to come running.

But I don't know where she is.

Tyrannis: She didn't even
tell you where she's going?

Hades: Yeah, she's going to some
secluded place her family has.

Tyrannis: Hmm. I might be able
to help you find her

if you'd send me back up.

Hades:
And how would you do that?

Tyrannis: My mother hates
Persephone's family,

which means
she's obsessed with them.

She'd know exactly
where their secret spot is.

Hades: Interesting.

I can't have anyone know
that I let you out, though.

You'll have to lie
to your family.

Is that cool or...?

Tyrannis: Let me think:
deceive the people

who literally laughed
at the, it turns out,

very real danger of me
being assassinated

in order to reunite two people
who were meant for each other?

No, it's not going
to be a problem.

I think it should be fine. Yeah.

Stupendous: I can save him!
I can save him! Come on, Ty!

"Hi. I'm Tyrannis.
I'm your king."

Shlub: No, it's more like:
"My tummy hurts.

I think I've got a splinter."

[Tyrannis inhaling
and exhaling deeply]

Hippocampus: Oh, my god.
You really did it!

Stupendous: Ha!
I knew it would work!

Hippocampus: You cured death!
Tyrannis: Yes.

Stupe cured death,
and that's how I came back

from my assassination.

Deliria: This is strange.
I'm feeling...feelings.

Tyrannis: You are?
Feelings like love?

Deliria: Well, whatever it is,
I don't care for it.

I was scared to death
when you were dead.

Stupendous: Ty, I gotta say,
I should have believed you.

Hippocampus: Same here.
I-it just didn't seem plausible.

Tyrannis: And yet it was.
But I don't need apologies.

I'm just glad the nightmare
scenario that I had predicted

and you all doubted
has been avoided.

Stupendous: Glad to have
you back, little bro.

Hippocampus: Same. This hit me
harder than I thought.

Shlub: Coming in hot
for an emotional hug.

We're all doing emotional,
we're not doing sexual,

is that right?
Good.

Tyrannis: Gosh.
I didn't know it would take

an assassination attempt
to find out

your very
real feelings towards me.

That is
an unexpected consequence.

Mom, I know you want to hug me.

Deliria: I don't know
what I want.

Is that what I'm feeling?
Tyrannis: It is.

Deliria: How does one--Oh.
Sorry. This is new for me.

Tyrannis: There you go.
Lean into it.

Sometimes I've seen mothers do
a gentle kiss on the forehead.

Deliria: Mm...

Have I done it yet?
Tyrannis: No.

Deliria:
Well, just pretend I have.

Kolax: Welcome back, King Ty.
So glad you're here.

Tyrannis:
Back from the dead, huh?

Can't kill me that easily.

Kolax: Good to have
you back, sir.

Tyrannis: Good to be back.

Palace worker: Thank god
you're alive, King Tyrannis!

Tyrannis: Thank god
you're alive, palace worker.

Good morning, family.
Where are you off to?

Stupendous: We're gonna find
the bastard who did this

and make him pay.

Tyrannis: Oh.
Is that entirely necessary?

Stupendous: Necessary?

You should be the first person
who wants this guy killed.

Tyrannis: Or am I the kind of
king who forgives and forgets?

He probably
feels bad enough as it is.

Hippocampus:
Oh, we'll make him feel bad.

When we find him, we're gonna
torture him and find out

if anyone else was involved.

Tyrannis: It could just be
a lone archer.

That's my theory,
the lone archer theory.

I doubt you'll ever find him.
Or her.

My gut tells me it's a woman,
probably not from here.

Foreign woman, very shy.

Shlub: We're finding them
and everyone involved.

[Vibrating noise]

Hades: Hey, don't forget
why you're up there.

Tyrannis: Yes, I'm about
to go talk to her.

This has to be
handled delicately.

Hades: Handle it
however you want.

Feel this?
Tyrannis: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hades: That's you getting
dragged back down here,

so chop-chop.

Deliria: Hello, son.

If you're here for
another hug, I need more time.

The first one nearly killed me.

Tyrannis:
No, that's fine, that's fine.

These feelings are intense,

the feeling that you must
protect your child at all costs

combined with the guilt
of feeling deep down inside

that it was your fault
for not believing him.

It'd be too much
for most mothers to bear.

Deliria: Hmm,
I suppose it would.

So in a way, I'm being
incredibly strong right now.

Tyrannis: That's a great way
to think of it.

Do you know what
would make you even stronger?

I mean, I don't want to throw
too much at you at once.

Deliria: No, tell me.

Tyrannis: If you devoted
yourself to protecting me.

Deliria: Oh, I intend to.

I am going to keep you
here in the palace.

Tyrannis: I'm loving
the initiative, Mum.

Let's definitely have more
of that.

But is there
some place even more secure?

Where would you hide a god?

Doesn't Persephone's family
have a secluded little spot?

Deliria: It's a secluded
little fortress.

Tyrannis: Interesting.

Deliria:
But only gods are allowed in.

Tyrannis: Hmm.
That's a tough one, isn't it?

But I think the danger to me,
which I saw coming

and no one else did,
requires bending that rule.

Deliria: Hmm, it won't be easy.

Tyrannis: Neither was
getting killed, Mother.

Neither was getting killed.

Hippocampus: So,
what do you think of King Ty?

Miriam: I don't know.
I could take him or leave him.

Hippocampus: Ha! Talk to me more
about the "leave him" part.

Joshua: I guess I don't dislike
him, just more like,

I don't care whether
he lives or dies,

if that makes sense.

Hippocampus: Aha!
So you wanted him dead.

Ted: Which one is King Ty again?
Hippocampus: Your king!

He wears a crown!

Ted: Oh, that guy.
Someone shot him?

Shelly: Indifferent is
the word that comes to mind.

Joshua: To be honest, this is
the most I've ever talked

about King Ty.

Craig: Who would shoot King Ty?
I mean, who would take the time?

Miriam: I think about milk
more often than I think

about King Ty--
Oh, shoot. We're out of milk.

Stupendous: Hippo, I don't
think we're gonna find anyone

with a motive.

Shlub: Isn't there
someone who hated him?

An ex-lover, perhaps?

[All laugh]

Shlub: I know.
I just had to ask.

Deliria: Just let me
talk to these people.

I'll get you in here.

Tyrannis: What is this place?
[Knock knock]

Deliria: The goddess Deliria
requests entrance to the cave!

Broseidon: Hey, hey!
What is going on here?

You brought a mortal
to the Caves of Aetolia?

Deliria: Yes, King Tyrannis
needs protection.

Someone tried to kill him,
and far more importantly,

I'm having
uncomfortable feelings about it.

Broseidon:
What kind of feelings?

Tyrannis: Basically she cares
far more about me

than she realized,

a fact that would never have
been revealed

had I not been assassinated.
Do I have that right, Mum?

Broseidon: Whoa.
That sounds super awkward

and a good reminder

why you shouldn't form
an emotional bond with anybody,

but I still
can't let him in here.

Deliria: Broseidon...please.

[Broseidon stifles chuckle]
Broseidon: I'm sorry, what?!

Did I hear a "please"
out of Deliria?

Deliria: Oh, come on.
Just do me this favor.

Athena: Well, well, well.
Deliria needs a favor.

Wonder what she'd be
willing to do for it.

Deliria: Oh, don't play games
with me. Just let us in.

My son needs protection.

Apollo:
Well, you know how to ask.

All you have to do is
perform the Ritual of Favor.

Hey, Persephone!
Tyrannis: Persephone.

Apollo: Deliria's doing
the Ritual of Favor.

Persephone:
She's really doing it?

Tyrannis: Wait.
What is the Ritual of Favor?

Deliria: Ugh. Look away.

♪ I ask you, friend,
for a favor or a kindness ♪

♪ A courtesy, indulgence,
or a boon ♪

♪ I drop to my knees and I
kiss your royal hindness ♪

♪ And all the while I sing
this little tune ♪

♪ And a kiss and a kiss
and a kiss, kiss, kiss ♪

♪ And all the while,
I sing this little tune ♪

Broseidon: Do the long version!
[Laughter]

Athena: Yeah, we're gonna
need that long version.

With more choreography, please.

Deliria: ♪ And then the mousie
says, "I ask you, fwend..." ♪

Hippocampus:
OK, Ty was standing here.

Stupe, you and I were there
by the falafel stand.

Dad, you and Mom had
the best vantage point.

Did you see where
the arrow came from?

Shlub: I'm afraid I was
in the afterglow

of our morning frottage.

I could focus on nothing
but the waves of pleasure

still coursing through my--
Hippocampus: Enough, Dad.

Stamos, John,
you were guarding him.

Where were you guys?

John: I was somewhere
standing on the ground.

I know that much.

Hippocampus: Stamos, dig deep

into that severely dented skull
of yours and think.

♪

John: Stamos! Did you die again?

Shlub: Well, let's take stock
of what we do know.

We know the arrow was fired
by that barrel over there.

Hippocampus: Fired by a barrel?

Shlub: Oh, did you
not know that?

Hippocampus:
How does that make any sense?

Shlub: I see a lot of stuff
that doesn't make sense.

I just go with it.

Stupendous: Wait. Why are we
ruling out the barrel?

Maybe a barrel did come
to life and shoot Ty.

Shlub: I've never seen him
do anything nice for a barrel.

He's even kicked a few.

I can tell you
there's no love lost

between Tyrannis and barrels.

Hippocampus: Fine. Why don't
we go talk to the barrel?

Amateurs.

Scott: Help me.

Deliria: ♪ And all the while
I sing this little tune ♪

[Cheering]

Tyrannis: I can't believe
how much of it there was.

Athena: Bravo!

Broseidon: The rap break
in the middle? Iconic!

Deliria: We never speak of this.
Do you understand?

Tyrannis: I will never
stop speaking of this.

Oh, this looks lovely.

Gods really know
how to hide out in luxury.

Deliria: Yes,
you should be safe here.

I'll leave you for now.

Is this a situation where
there would be another hug?

Tyrannis: Yes, definitely,
and we could try

the forehead kiss again
if you're up to it.

[Ground shaking, all gasp]

Tyrannis: Oh. Don't worry,
everyone.

This is probably just Hades.

He wanted me
to help track you down.

Persephone: What?
Tyrannis: Yeah.

He was having
trouble finding you, so...

Persephone: You led Hades here?
Tyrannis: Oh, is that bad?

[Gasping]

[Gasping]

Deliria: Oh!

[Persephone moaning]

Hades: Gah! Heyoo,
best boyfriend in the world,

coming in to show his love,
just like in the stories.

Persephone:
That's not what I want.

Hades: Yeah, it is.
You said you needed space.

That's my cue
to fight for us, right?

Persephone: That's
your cue to give me space.

Hades: Oh, are you
breaking up with me?

Persephone: No! I need space.

Hades: Of co--I get that.
But why?

Deliria:
I'm starting to see why.

Broseidon: Hey,
is Hades giving you a hard time?

Hades: OK, now I see it.
Space means you got a sidepiece.

Broseidon: Broseidon
resents that accusation.

Broseidon likes
Persephone as a friend.

We go hiking together.

Persephone: I can't believe
that you led Hades to me.

Tyrannis: It was a deal
I had to make. I was dead!

Persephone: You know
Hades can't leave Hades, right?

If he's not down there,
the dead start escaping.

Tyrannis: Oh, that's a problem.

Dead person: I can do
all my unfinished business!

Dead person 2:
I'm gonna learn to knit.

Dead person 3:
I'm gonna haunt my family.

Dead person 4:
I'm taking a shower.

Shlub: Hang on. Plot twist.

Deliria:
What are you doing here?

Broseidon:
I couldn't keep them out.

The horse guy started
swinging his tail at me.

Stupendous:
We got news about Ty.

Shlub: That little bastard
faked his own assassination.

Deliria: He what?!

Stupendous: He hired Scott,
who screwed up

and killed him by accident.
Tyrannis: You spilled it?

Great friend, Scott!

Scott: This friendship
is totally one-sided.

Shlub: He told us about
the weight gain,

the pineapple stealing,
the bad haircut,

the donkey thing,
the other donkey thing,

and all the farts.

Tyrannis: Scott, all of them?

Deliria: I humiliated
myself for you!

Scott: Guys,
I think the immediate issue is

the army of the dead.

They're coming out
of the ground everywhere.

[Dead people moaning]

Dead person: I'm hungry.

Dead person 2: You know
what I'm hungry for? Brains.

Dead person 1: Same here!

Why all of a sudden
am I interested in brains?

Dead person 2: Brains
and unfinished business.

So weird.
Dead person 3: Business.

Hades: Oh, the dead can wait
until you and I sort this out.

Deliria: The only thing
that needs sorting out is

Ty humiliating me.

Stupendous:
He humiliated me, too.

Made me think I cured death.

Hippocampus:
He made me think she did, too.

Oh, my god. I'm so stupid!

Shlub: I stayed sober for
our entire investigation mostly,

and for that I will
never forgive you.

Persephone: Let's be clear
on this, the jerk move

was inviting my boyfriend here
when I said I wanted space.

Tyrannis: Look, you all
have valid complaints.

But remember when I was dead
and how much you loved me

and how good that felt?

Deliria: It felt horrible.

We are never
coming back from this.

Tyrannis: No, no, no, no.
We can. We can come right back.

Just remember that feeling,

because that's
the important part here.

Scott: Aah! Hades, you really
need to control your dead.

Hades: Oh, I'm not controlling
any dead until Persephone says

what "I need some space" means.

Deliria: All of this, I mean
all of it is Ty's fault.

Let him fix it.

Stupendous & Hippocampus: Yeah.
Shlub: Agreed.

Scott: All right,
so Ty's on the dead, then?

I really think the dead
are the top priority here.

Tyrannis: You know what?
I'm pushing back.

Shlub: You're what?
Tyrannis: I'm pushing back.

It's pushback time.

And I'm doing the pushing
and you're doing the back.

None of this would have happened
if you guys had cared about me.

That's why you're all butt-hurt,
and that's why the dead are out.

Let historians record the fact
that the dead ate everyone

because King Tyrannis'
family didn't care about him.

Stupendous: Who said we
didn't care about you?

Scott:
Guys, if we're triaging it,

I think deal with the dead
first, then family stuff. Aah!

Tyrannis: None of you cared
whether I lived or died.

Deliria: Of course we cared.

All any of us said was that
no one wanted to kill you,

which was true.

Hippocampus: Ty, we make fun
of you relentlessly,

but that doesn't mean we don't
care if you live or die.

Tyrannis: I know what to do.

Hades, I know a thing or two
about being insecure.

Sometimes you wind up listening
to your insecurity more

than you do
the people in your life

who are literally screaming
the answer in your face.

Persephone just wants you
to leave her alone,

at least for now.

Hades: You know,
that makes sense.

Persephone: Oh! You had
to hear it from a man, huh?

Hades: I'm sorry.
OK. I'm going. I'm going.

You guys wanna just keep
the dead?

I'm getting sick of 'em.
Just kidding, I'm kidding.

I'll take the dead, of course.
[Dead people groaning]

Dead person: I'm never
gonna get to try brains?

That's even more
unfinished business. Aah!

[Dead people groaning]

Dead person 2: Ow.

Broseidon: So, Persephone...
Persephone: No.

[Audio plays backwards]
Broseidon: So, Persephone...

Tyrannis: Guys, I'm sorry.
Can you forgive me?

Deliria: Hmm. That sounds like
you're asking for a favor.

And you know how to ask
for a favor, don't you?

Tyrannis:
Is that really necessary?

Athena: Bup-bup-bup.
Mortal version.

Deliria: Ah, yes,
the mortal version.

Tyrannis: Mortal version?

W-why does that
sound worse somehow?

Dead person: Little help?

[Deliria chuckles]
Shlub: Yeah, can't wait.

Tyrannis:
Guys, I get it. I messed up.

But me doing this isn't really
gonna change anything, is it?

Shlub: No, it won't.
But it's a good start.

Tyrannis: I ask you, friend,
for a favor or a kindness...

Prospector: Well,
looks like old Ty got himself

in a splickle-bick o' trouble
on this one.

But he did a real earnest
Ritual of Favor

and his family finally
forgave him.

As for Persephone, well, she got
the space she was looking for,

did some stuff
she'd always wanted to do,

like seeing Australia,
and developin' her wine palate.

And she and Hades decided
on an arrangement

where she spends half the year
up here and half down there.

And that's why we have
spring and winter.

She did hook up with a guy
in Australia,

but only mouth stuff,
so that's nobody's business.

Anyway, I'm your
crazy narrator man.

And I'm behind you right now.

Did you look? Look again!

Boo! Hee hee hee!

I'm just kidding.

You can't see me
when I'm out there.

All right, now.
That's Season Two.

Y'all enjoy the last
fourteen seconds of your life.

Dan: Did you get any of that?

- Bento.
[People cheering]