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- [distant wolf howling]
- [low ominous music playing]
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[Rex] Mmm! Well, would you look at that?
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You know, I wasn't sure
if you were XXXL or XXXXL.
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Please, have a seat.
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[in Korean] Sit down.
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[slurps]
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[dissonant violin playing]
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[in English] This is nice, isn't it?
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Just a nice normal dinner.
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Now... [bangs table]
I'm sure you're wondering
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- why I invited you into my beautiful home.
- [chair scraping]
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Well, I have not been spoken to
like that in a long time.
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And if I'm being honest... [bangs table]
I was a little ticked off.
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And then I got a big old boner.
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Now I'm turned around worse
than a woodpecker in a lumberyard.
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So I'd like to hear some more.
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[violin continues playing]
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- Byung Sung, take a walk.
- [violin stops]
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You're giving her the heebie-jeebies.
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[footsteps receding]
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It's all right.
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I'm a little racist too.
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Now, tell me what's on your mind.
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Why are you doing this?
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Jesus Christ.
It's pretty straightforward, Shelly.
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I'm a global country superstar
who's lost his mojo.
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I decided to kidnap my fans and force them
to live in a poor people town,
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make them share
their deepest, darkest traumas
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so I could put it in the hit songs.
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- How the fuck do you not get that?
- Oh, no, I get it.
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Oh, yeah, I get it.
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But it's not working anymore, is it?
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How do you know that?
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I've been an honorary hen hound
since I was eight years old.
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You know, you kind of
remind me of an oyster.
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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I don't live in the ocean.
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No, an oyster.
It has a shell to protect it.
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I think you had a lot of people around you
who are too scared to tell you the truth.
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Sometimes a grain of sand
gets caught into an oyster
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and it's uncomfortable and harsh.
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But then sometimes that oyster takes
that sand, and it makes something magical.
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A sandcastle.
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A pearl.
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Wow. I like that.
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So you're saying...
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you're like my grain of sand.
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I could be.
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You know, um,
oysters are like an aphrodisiac.
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Gets you all wet and horny.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I eat them all day.
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You don't need a fake town with poor
people to exploit them for their trauma.
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- Oh, I don't?
- Mmm-mmm.
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[softly] I think that you need...
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your own trauma.
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What?
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- [grunts]
- [yells]
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Fuck! Ow! Fuck!
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- [groaning]
- [Shelly panting]
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Byung Sung! Byung Sung,
I've been penetrated!
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Shoot her in the face!
Don't shoot her tits.
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- [insects trilling softly]
- [rustling]
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[grunting]
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[hopeful music playing]
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[panting]
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[sobbing]
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[foreboding music playing]
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Byung Sung...
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Please...
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don't shoot.
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Do you understand?
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[tense music plays]
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[music stops]
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I ain't gonna hurt ya.
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You speak fucking English?
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I do.
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He makes us speak Korean.
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Nobody really knows why.
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I guess it's just part of the gig.
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- My real name's Jeff.
- That's insane.
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Yeah, it's a doozy, isn't it?
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[soft hopeful music playing]
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I'm just a theater actor.
All the guards are.
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[grunts] Rodrigo was in Hamilton.
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There's a small town
about ten miles that way.
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Head there now. Go.
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Why are you helping me?
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Byung Sung's ruthless.
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But Jeff ain't. Go.
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Go now!
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[Shelly] Thank you.
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[hopeful sweeping music playing]
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- [groaning softly]
- [pensive music playing]
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[indistinct police radio chatter]
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[officer] Oh, my God.
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Darling, what the hell are you doing
all the way out here?
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- Thank God.
- All right. It's okay.
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It's okay.
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[Shelly] He kidnaps fans,
he tortures them.
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And then he buries the bodies.
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Good God.
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You're sure it was the Rex Henley?
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[Shelly] Oh.
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Yes, I'm pretty fucking sure.
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Okay, I believe you.
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All right. Now, the sheriff
is coming in right now,
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and we're gonna do everything
we can to make this right.
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- Thank you.
- All right?
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- [Shelly sighs]
- It's over.
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Hey, speak of the devil.
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[ominous music playing]
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Sheriff.
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[uneasy music plays, stops]
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How's the wife, Chris?
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Pregnant again.
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Should learn to pull out,
you little rascal.
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[laughs]
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No fucking way.
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- I'll take it from here.
- All right.
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- Let's go, boys. He's got work to do.
- [gun cocks]
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[in English] Oh, no. Sit down, darling.
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[officer in Korean]
Found her! Come quickly!
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[in English] It's all right.
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I ain't mad at you. I like you.
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I need you.
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Turns out, you were right
about everything.
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I don't need 200 enslaved prisoners.
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I just need one abusive relationship.
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You're my trauma.
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And I promise you, when I get home,
I'mma dig me a big old hole
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and mow all those people down
into one mass grave.
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Plus, we're gonna save
a fortune on shrimp.
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You don't have to wash your hands so much.
That's all because of you.
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You and I are not in a relationship.
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Oh, yes, we are.
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You came into my life,
you said a bunch of mean words,
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and then you left when I needed you most.
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But you got me feeling alive.
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Brains firing. I'm all bricked up.
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You're gonna stick around
and help me write one more hit song.
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I'm thinking a ballad.
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Something about love and loss,
about letting go.
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Yeah, letting go.
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- And then maybe you can let me go.
- Absolutely not.
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Because clearly, a breakup is not enough.
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I need my heart
ripped out, Shelly. [exhales]
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I just need to lose one person
I feel a real connection to.
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[Shelly whimpering]
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[breathing shakily]
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[whispers] It's not gonna work.
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Why not?
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Because I'm just some girl
that you met a day ago.
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We don't even have a history.
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There's no real loss at the end of this.
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I know you have someone in your life.
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Someone who matters.
Someone who you loved.
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And...
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that's the person.
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That's the person that can inspire you
to write that hit song.
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You...
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are fucking brilliant. [chuckles]
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There is someone...
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- [Byung Sung grunts]
- Oh, no.
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Byung Sung!
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- [gunshots]
- [gasps]
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- [melancholy music playing]
- [sobbing]
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Oh, no, no, no! Byung Sung!
Oh, God, my brother.
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Why, God? Why would you take him from me?
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Oh, shit!
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I feel all these emotions.
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It worked, buddy.
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I feel it.
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I feel I miss you already.
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[sobbing] Oh, God. Shelly, it's working.
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Look, there's real tears
coming out of my eyes.
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I'm traumatized.
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This was my best friend. Oh, shit!
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Oh! I get to use the hankie
that you gave me.
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[sobbing] Look, it was made in Korea.
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[continues sobbing]
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[Shelly sniffles]
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I love you, my sweet Korean brother.
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[guitar music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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Rex Henley has a new number one album out.
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[audience cheering loudly]
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Well, I guess officially, y'all,
we got a hit album.
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Shockingly, this album
is entirely in Korean.
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[in Korean]
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[crowd cheering loudly]
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[in English] You've heard of K-Pop?
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This is a Korean country.
Would it be K-Cunt?
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[in Korean]
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[in English]
Whatever it's called, I love it.
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[crowd cheering]
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[playing guitar]
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- [music stops]
- [crowd cheering]
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[in English] Love you, Byung Sung.
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[dramatic sting plays]
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Family.
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Love them or hate them.
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You're stuck with them.
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Unless you're the Menendez brothers.
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- They figured that shit out.
- [pensive music plays]
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Some families are happy,
others are dysfunctional.
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Some are even famous.
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Like the Frankels.
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Smile, everybody.
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Well, the Frankels are only famous
in my town because there was a rumor
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the dad got busted banging the family dog.
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- What the fuck?
- I knew it.
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- I knew it.
- [father] You knew what?
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It was me. I started the rumor.
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[family arguing indistinctly]
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So gather your families on the couch
and watch these uplifting tales.
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Or don't.
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I really don't care.
I'm just here to get away from my family.
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[father] You're sick.
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{\an8}[gentle music playing]
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{\an8}And that's why
we named our daughter Daisy.
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[audience] Aww!
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[both] We love you, Grandma.
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[audience applauding]
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[music ends]
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- [gasps] You came!
- Yes.
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Aren't they just so wonderful?
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What is this?
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It's what Stevie and your dad
have been working on.
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- What?
- Next up, we have Stevie Segura
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telling a story of his grandfather, Wes.
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- My dad's here?
- Yeah.
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[woman] And joining Stevie
are several of his classmates.
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Take it away, Stevie Segura.
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[all applauding]
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This is gonna be bad.
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No, it'll be sweet.
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My dad doesn't do sweet.
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Welcome to the suck, homos.
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- [all gasp]
- Here it is.
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Jesus Christ!
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When I asked for more marines,
I meant ones that are ready to hump.
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You sacks of shit don't look like
you can play T-ball.
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- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
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Gutierrez...
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What the hell
have you been eating, Gutierrez?
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If your fat ass holds us up
for even one second,
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I'm sending your ass back to Okinawa
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faster than you can say,
"Chuba me chimichurri."
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Fat ass.
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Steinberg!
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You're the first of your kind
in my platoon, Steinberg.
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- You got a problem with that?
- Sir, no, sir.
254
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:16,484
Fall back and keep that nose tucked in
before it gets caught in a tripwire.
255
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,944
[laughing] That's my boy!
256
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,779
You know we have
to transfer schools, right?
257
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,864
Of course.
258
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:25,911
Small, Reggie, put your reefer out
and turn off your Motown boogie beats!
259
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,913
What the hell were you two clowns doing?
260
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,083
Oh, you know, Lieutenant,
just getting a little downtime.
261
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,544
Are you two ever not relaxing?
262
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,296
- I'm gonna go.
- Fuck. No!
263
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:39,299
- We're in this together.
- [kid] It's part of our culture, sir.
264
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,885
We love to dance or just sit around.
265
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:42,886
Lazy.
266
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,762
Thank you for guiding us
to be more than just
267
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,640
a couple of Division-3 basketball players
268
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,684
who had no real shot at the pros.
269
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,436
- [Stevie] You fellows...
- I'm sorry!
270
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,938
...tell Tyrone here how we operate.
271
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,941
There's no shootin' Black talk
and no jive talk.
272
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,651
[whispers] We're not like this. I swear.
273
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,070
We're here to do one thing
and one thing only.
274
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,616
Kill those two-faced rice-slopping
commie bastards.
275
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,367
[kids] 'Oorah!
276
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,911
Goddamn gooks.
277
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:11,456
- How did he learn all this stuff?
- By hanging out with my dad.
278
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,291
[audience exclaiming]
279
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,959
Oh, it's a puppy.
280
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,461
Oh, my God.
281
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,712
It's the puppy story.
282
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:22,300
[Stevie] Nobody wants to blow up a puppy,
but I'll do anything to protect my men.
283
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,384
I will.
284
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,095
{\an8}That puppy will walk into
that village over there
285
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,224
{\an8}and get the job done for us.
286
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,308
{\an8}- [bell dings]
- [explosion]
287
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,392
{\an8}[crowd exclaims]
288
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,019
Oh, shit.
289
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,270
[laughs]
290
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,064
["The Star-Spangled Banner" playing]
291
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,148
Is that a foot?
292
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,694
[distant screams]
293
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,278
That's a nice touch.
294
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,322
There's no better feeling
than killing the enemy.
295
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,823
- Nice.
- Oh, my God.
296
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,492
[low patriotic music playing]
297
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,955
War is ugly, but necessary to ensure
a better world for our children.
298
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,123
There you go. There you go.
299
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,667
Take my own son, Tom.
300
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,461
- Tommy, stand up.
- No.
301
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,838
Get your ass up.
302
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,883
[inhales]
303
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,472
Tom has the freedom
to do whatever he wants,
304
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,349
but my men fought and died
305
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:15,103
so he could tell jokes,
hang out with his Jew buddies
306
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,273
and prance around like some Gypsy broad.
307
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,318
Did you know my son needs to inject
testosterone into his body?
308
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:26,281
What kind of man needs to inject
testosterone into his body?
309
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:31,286
I'm 78. I had no problem
putting lead into my pencil.
310
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,496
No needles, no pills.
311
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,832
Thank you.
312
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,793
Attaboy. Attaboy!
313
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,714
- [laughing]
- [scattered applause]
314
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,260
- Jesus Christ.
- I know. That was very...
315
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,636
- [woman] Thank you...
- Bad.
316
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,390
...Stevie, and, uh, of course, Wes,
317
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:56,686
for that interesting lesson in history.
318
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,187
Uh... [chuckles awkwardly]
319
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:03,735
Up next, we have Luis Ochoa
and the story of his grandfather, Hector.
320
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,528
- Holy shit.
- Excuse us.
321
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:10,451
South Beach, Miami, 1991,
was all about cocaine.
322
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,954
- And that's because of... me.
- [jaunty music playing]
323
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,456
[crowd exclaiming, clapping]
324
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,667
- I think I wanna see this.
- Yeah, me too.
325
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,419
Come and get some!
326
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,712
Our kid's not that bad.
327
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,798
No way. That's illegal. We're just racist.
328
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,302
[Luis chuckles] Let's go.
329
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,178
Don't touch it.
330
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,890
[woman] Disgusting. That's why
we're always out of peanut butter.
331
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,476
- [vehicle passes]
- Okay.
332
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,978
- I understand.
- [woman speaks indistinctly on phone]
333
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,190
All right. Goodbye, Genevieve.
334
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,733
I love you.
335
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,985
I said, "I love you."
336
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,404
[sighs]
337
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:48,988
Feelings change?
338
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,573
Yeah, I'm hungry.
339
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,909
That's my feeling.
340
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,203
[sighs]
341
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,830
[in French accent] Oh. Sir, you are back.
342
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,833
Has your lady, uh, she arrived?
343
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,710
[in broken French accent]
Uh, dinner solo--
344
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,588
Please. No. [chuckles] In English, sir.
345
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,549
Your... Your French is very...
346
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,551
sad to me.
347
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,680
She will not be joining me this evening.
348
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,976
The chef has already begun to prepare
the lamb broth dinner for two.
349
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,937
- So unfortunately--
- It's fine. I'll pay for it.
350
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,438
Very good, sir.
351
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,773
Plus, this is better.
352
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,859
Now you very much enjoy more food.
353
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,737
Because you're fat.
354
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,406
Thank you.
355
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,824
[low amusing music playing]
356
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,326
[sighs]
357
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,830
Oh, I didn't order that.
358
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:51,385
I moved to fucking Gordes!
Gordes, France. For her!
359
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:56,598
Don't grieve, for there are,
what do they say?
360
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,434
"Plenty of fishes in the sea, oui"?
361
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,103
You know, she said
my teeth were fucked up.
362
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,315
She made me get adult braces
and I feel stupid.
363
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,697
Would you like to know
a simple secret to life?
364
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:14,950
Sure.
365
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:21,415
Be open to the right opportunity
when she presents herself.
366
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,669
Merci beaucoup.
367
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,088
Please. Don't speak French.
368
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,007
I'm sorry. I'm really fucking drunk.
369
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,175
Well, yeah.
370
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,385
- Welcome to France, eh? Yeah. [chuckles]
- [laughs]
371
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,345
You have to hold your liquor, right?
372
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,348
- You know, I lost 300 lb.
- [chokes, coughs]
373
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,851
- [line ringing]
- [pensive music playing]
374
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,062
[woman on recording]
Bonjour. This is Genevieve.
375
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,188
Leave a message.
376
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,523
[chuckling] I can't fucking drive.
[snorts]
377
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,026
Hey, Genevieve. This is Joe.
378
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,612
I'm still in Gordes.
379
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:57,241
I moved here to be with you,
if you recall, and guess what?
380
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,701
I'm not sorry.
381
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,244
I met a guy.
382
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,454
Not like that.
383
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,583
Like a cool older guy, and he says
there's fishes everywhere.
384
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,128
So I'm gonna catch a long-nosed fish,
385
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,548
like the kind just mounted
over a fireplace.
386
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,758
You ever see those?
387
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,302
And you're like, "Holy fuck!
Did you catch that?"
388
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,720
So big.
389
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,473
How many fish did you see?
390
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,892
Oh, this is stupid. I'm not sending this.
391
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,310
[phone chimes]
392
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,980
Fuck. Did I just send that?
393
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,901
[sighs]
394
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,947
[gentle music playing]
395
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,412
[vehicle passing in distance]
396
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,584
[chuckles softly] Me?
397
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,135
Okay.
398
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,597
[gentle music continues]
399
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,100
[door creaking softly]
400
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,978
Hello?
401
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,980
[woman] I'm back here.
402
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,068
Wow.
403
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:21,160
Why are you the only handsome man
that has ever passed by?
404
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,121
I don't know.
405
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,168
I've been standing at that window
for three whole days.
406
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,420
I'm glad I walked by.
407
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,213
Me too.
408
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:35,966
I'm Katie.
409
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,259
[chuckles softly]
410
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,262
Uh... I'm Joseph.
411
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,055
Joseph?
412
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,891
Juju?
413
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,392
[chuckles softly]
414
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,103
I like that name.
415
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,858
You have broad shoulders, Juju.
416
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,195
And beautiful eyes.
417
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,947
- I'm glad you like them.
- Mmm!
418
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,036
That was...
419
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,330
very nice.
420
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,122
You're a real man.
421
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,249
I am? I am.
422
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,753
Mm. It's not easy to find.
423
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,047
You're having trouble finding a man?
424
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,964
Oui.
425
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,258
Did you ever go outside?
426
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,262
Oh... [scoffs] Mais oui, Juju.
427
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,765
You are...
428
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,475
stunning.
429
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,145
- [chuckles softly]
- I mean, I was seeing someone.
430
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,648
She said I'm a friend type.
431
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,067
Then I met a cool older guy.
432
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,736
He was saying,
"There's a bunch of fishes--"
433
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,363
I want you to fuck me.
434
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,241
What? Yeah, okay.
435
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,536
I do. I mean, I want to. Thank you.
436
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,665
Fuck. Yeah, let's do that.
437
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,836
[mystical music playing]
438
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,383
Oh, my God.
439
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,552
- But...
- [music stops]
440
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,264
I want you to do me a favor.
441
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,892
Okay, yeah, sure.
442
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,729
You have to fuck my sister first.
443
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,941
She's my twin.
444
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,567
[chuckles]
445
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:22,281
- Okay? Sure. I can do you that favor.
- [chuckles softly]
446
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,283
Promise?
447
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,954
I will do my best, madam.
448
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,790
[romantic music playing]
449
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,252
- Do you want me, Juju?
- Mmm-hmm. Yes. Yes.
450
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,921
- [Katie] I want you.
- Oh. Good. Good.
451
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,340
No! I want you to want me more!
452
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,301
- I never wanted anybody more.
- More!
453
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,012
I want you to take me
and do whatever you want with me.
454
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,347
Whatever pleases you. Mm!
455
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,641
- Juju! Yes. Okay?
- Okay.
456
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,101
- Okay.
- Watch your step.
457
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,061
I'm yours, Juju.
458
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,355
Yes.
459
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,316
But first... my sister.
460
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,401
Okay.
461
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,903
Is she coming or is she here?
462
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,113
What does she look like?
463
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,531
[dramatic music plays]
464
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,700
Oh...
465
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,118
No! Fuck!
466
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,454
Who is this?
467
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,498
[breathes deeply]
468
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,417
What is that?
469
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,339
[amusing instrumental music playing]
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