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welcome to Oxnard California
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population two hundred thousand
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it's a city with very diverse culture
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the popular local catchphrase
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is going hard in the 'nard
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this maybe a tribute that Oxnard's not above average crime-ry
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very crime has a victim and
ever victim has story of strength, struggle, love
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this is the tale of Oliver Barns and
it begins with Oliver
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stoned
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[music plays]
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well, hi there sexy lady
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welcome, please select the wash
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ooum
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[speaks Chinese]
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son of a bitch
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oh fuck
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yo Oliver
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what the f' is going on here, bro?
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why is interior of Acura soaked?
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no that's the part of dangerous package
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don't bullshit me, dawg
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I know you're out enjoy riding this car
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you took this to hand ,free of Victoria , didn't you?
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yeah, if I paid for it so who cares
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are you high?
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no
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then why your eyes are so red
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uh, the shampoo,....
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[blows raspberry] shot at face
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you see space between my finger?
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that space represent how close you're being fired.
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that's for shizzle, my man!
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so sorry you had to see that.
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I thought I was speeding the process by getting car washed first.
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I didn't know miss Jones lest the sunroof open
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-I can't be blame for that
-ofcourse you can't be blame for that, you cant be blame for anything
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that the magic of Oliver
never responsible for his actions
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who thinks the car get washed with windows down
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alright, fine, I'll do better, um
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why don't you put me on the phones
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forget it, you'd be calling for pizzas ,checking the correct time
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here, you know what?
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hit the streets!
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oh, dad why am I on flier duty?
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you need to start take advantage of
the opportunity that you given
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'cus if you don't , mark my words
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they will disappear
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oh, and Oliver
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-yeah
-could you please call me Jeff
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the whole dad thing makes me out
to be kinda old and weird
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you know, cus we're a
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dangerously cool dudes
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[chair noises] 'kay
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is this broke?
did you send my chair?
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com'on down the dangerous details
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danger is in the detail
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first visit free
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-oh excuse me miss
-I'm not interested
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are you sure? I'm very detail oriented, I'll do good job
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fine, I'll take one but only cus my boyfirend
drives a really bitchin' car
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yeah, we don't really do free details for your boyfirend
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-pussy
-no, c'mon man, shit
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-the devil
what?
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the devil is the detail, you get you're whole slogan ass backwards
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have some pride in your marketing
-well, it's not my slogan, it's my dad's, it's his comapny
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-what you got there, chief
-marijuana
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you probably shoudn't partake seeing as how you working and all
-yeah, well
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yolo, it's something right
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I love you yolo
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how is he?
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he's good
-would you say hello for me
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sure man, whatever you say budd
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you know, what?
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I see alot of myself in you
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the way you carry yourself
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oh, yeah, how so
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well, I don't normally like to
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dispense advice here on bench
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it's not safe, um
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but if you wanna come back with me to my tent
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I can probably teach you a thing or two
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-about life
-yes
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screw that, I got dreams to follow
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I have dreams
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had
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but what
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life is good
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c'mon, who's gonna get it
who's gonna get it
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hello
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who are you?
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why do you have ladder?
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oh, you guys are the painters
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__works, hold on
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that shit's really hard to paint, like all the lines are really strange
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I always wanted me something like paint brush
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and what you do with that
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what's in the India like?
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is it, is it spicey?
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oh, you guys forgot your paint
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romantic ram??? what the,
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hey, hey, that's my joint.
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he wore skinny jeans
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my father wear skinny jeans, we
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nothing, you don't think that's kinda strange, right?
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are you guy wear a __bat?
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let me show you my skateboard
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I'm okay
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-Oliver
-yo, Benson, I have an emergency.
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-my favorite drug dealer
-weed dealer
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-what's up with those guys?
-they are my new Indian friends
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I don't really had them break to the language barrier yet
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so I just call 'em dagger and bloodline
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hey, do you have any more that platinum blue dream that I love?
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-sorry, I all out.
-seriously you're kidding me, right?
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do I ever lie?
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did you cry dyr__act__ium for dream?
-no
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-why your dad leaved your mom?
-she left him, I blame myself
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was there ever a time in your life you think you're gay?
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not fully, but I sense bi-curiosity in high school.
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-what inch is your penis?-3 and half inches
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-what, how do get so much action?
-it's not the size of dog, it's how you walk it.
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wow
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it's been very revealing morning
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-come on in
-thank you, why are you of work?
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it's the strangest thing, Jeff just gave me the day off
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c'mon, man, you're afraid to wake up one day
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all old and alone wishing you had family and kids
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babys to kick it with
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hell, no, I'm not a commitment guy
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I swim solo like a
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shark
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that doesn't sound like shark to me
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bet you got some secrets hidden away
truth's out there, man
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hey
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I live a life of transparency to set an example
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an example that the human race
should treat one another
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yeah, I am leading a movemont to truth
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you should join us
-um
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I'm serious, I bet the government
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you know government is keeping record all of stuff you do in internet?
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I bet that the NSA has more info on you
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that a _stazi had on east Germans
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Oliver
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you better not seen on that coach smoking weed with those mexicans
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shit, hide that stuff, quick, grab it
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-oh, hey, jeniffer, what's up?
-what's up?
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fuck you,that's what's up.
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how many times I've told you not to smoke
with these Mexican painters
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they're
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totally Indian
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how are you even confusing us to?
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we are payning them by the hour
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you're litrealy, costing me money right now.
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yeah, that's right you enchilada tikka masalas
let's go, let's get out here, c'mon
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you know, when you pay people in hourly rate, they're tend to take their time
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speatialy when you treat'em like shit
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then maybe you're lazy ass
shouldn't gotten up
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actually done something around here,oh like,I don't know
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painted the house
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let's not having dick showing contest
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I bet you spend all day at club house pool, am I right?
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f you, Olive, I have errands to run, for Jeff.
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oh, in a bathing suit
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face it you do last than I do
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oh, I seriously doubt that
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I'm the head of marketing and
offical spokesmodel
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[snaps] at dangerous details we're ripped through the competition
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we pick up detail and leave your vehicle at top speed
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for lighening cheap prices
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call us today
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you get you first detail free
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come on down to dangerous details
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where the danger is in
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the detail
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bitch please don't act that you run this place
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you selpt with my dad for his money
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we all know you had sex with Benson
senior year for some coke
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it's true,those were some dark days!
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[doors shut]
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Oliver
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better not bail on work to sit on that couch
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smoke weed with your loser friend Benson
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hey, look at that banging babe
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you're fresht, cus I'm gonna take to lauch girl
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-on the way to launch
-okay, fine but I'am picking
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why don't I ever get to pick?
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cus, I have better taste in foot
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oh, Benson, what's up bro?
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oh, slowly
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can I get Oliver alone for a minute? outside
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sure, whatever
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what we will do next
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little _lines blood
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I'll ask __him thunderthought, winner
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look Oliver
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I've been talking with Jenn and this arrangement is not working
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what arrangement?
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you, work, the house
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you're not take any of it serious
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it's time for you to go stay with your mother
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have some mom time, wouldn't that be nice?
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fuck that
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Tuscan's a hellhole
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I have one bad day, I've slipped off, I can get back on my feet
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you've had serveral bad day
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and you know what I don't see you doing anything to fix it
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I've been living the dream,you know, what made you think I can't keep count
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it's not my fault, it's the economy, you know outsourcing
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everything's going robotic now
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you know social networking has literally changed the game
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alright enogh excuses
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I need you to get all stuff together, so you can be out by end of next week
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please dad, I mean
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please Jeff don't send me to Tuscan
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I've fuck up fliers, and I know that milf's car
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but I can do better, just give me more shot to show my value
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we're the dangerously cool guys, right?
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you fucked up the fliers, how did you fucked up the fliers
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you just had to hand 'em out
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okay, get up, c'mon get up, enough with theatrics
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stop being such pussy bro
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the ms road call the butters frigging Mercury okay
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she want's the whole dangerous package
-the answer is yes
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anything but Tuscan
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I don't wanna see you at all this weekend, you got it?
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Jennifer and I need a little alone time, haven't been physical in awhile
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so i need you to hook a brother up, okay?
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uhm
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is that a deal?
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(promise me)is so good
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this is like the best, this is probably
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is top
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five best weed I ever smoked
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hey, that's reminds me, your dad's a dick
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Jennifer's a racist, that shit hurt my feelings, okay
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yo, I don't really think they understand your profession
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or you for that matter you're a complicated guy
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they don't have to make fun of me, that's what I saying
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I'm sorry Ben, I walk _angels__ with that dude
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-you want this
-nah, thanks, I'm good
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plus you really need it more than I do anyway
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sorry, dude.
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[imitates explosion]
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-later
-later
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-outside handle
-I got it
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olvier, my sweet, thanks for coming on such short notice
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oh, not a problem ma'am,it's my job after all
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you know what I mean?
-I sure do
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-well, here's the car
-wow
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this thing's super sweet
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what's the need for dangerous details
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if you must know I had small fling with hot young ticket
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and we spread love juice on the backseat
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[sniffs]
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oh, I wish he were as masculine as you sweet thing
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that is pretty disgusting
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I'll see what I can do, when do you need it by?
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Monday, my husband coming back
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and he will flip his lid if he finds another man's DNA on the backseat
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if you know what I mean?
-I do
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you made that quite clear
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Oliver you're such sweet boy
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say, do you think I can get 50 bucks up front
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I need to get special leather scrubbed for that interior
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I love ice cream
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shut the fuck up, cus I
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cus I'm working today, this is supposed to be my day off
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oh, that's my fault
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you can find your own damn right of a party, cus I'm done doing your shit
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yo, what's this dude's deal? is he selling ice cream or what?
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you, what up? homie
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this dude hella pissed, been screaming at his phone for 30 minutes
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piece of shit, you know what? I'm done buy your ...
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face makeup okay? so f you dad.
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what you dickheads want?
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yeah, hi, I know this might be a strange request
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but you have a beef sticks or slim jims
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this is a ice cream truck not a meat wagon
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look baby D, just bust out for 'em chaco tacos
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me and homie got the munchies like Mf'r right now
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alright, I got three, so 6 bucks
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can you give'm, dawg
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I'll hit your (last night ??) paycheak
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oh, sure
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can you break a 50?
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what the f this look like? (walmoo)???
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I can't take a fifty, go get some change
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can I get change for fifty?
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are you buy anything here?
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[chink]
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yo, you little puck ass
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the liquor store has the same ice cream for have to ....
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[slowly]fuck
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you in there? ice cream driver
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bummer
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I was just starting to like the guy too
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you know only it's takes almost 2 seconds jimmy the lock on Mercury
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and another fifteen to get started
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over hundred cars are stolen every weeks
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most of witch never returned to their owners
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what fuck did I do?
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fuck
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operator
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yeah I need to talk to my friend Benson
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do you have a lastname sir?
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he never told me
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could you ran off a few options?
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not sure I'm allowed to say
-fuck
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I'm fucking high
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what's the number for the cops?
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that would be 911, sir.
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-can you describe the vehicle?
there was a 55 Mercury.
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you know the model?
-I'm not a fucking engineer
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language
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it was a vintage car and have love stains in the backseat
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how many of those old Mercury driving around?
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you don't like the type of guy that be driving classic car
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you more look like a bike guy
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-are sure missing a bike?
-what?
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no fuck you.
-hey
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language
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I wasn't riding a bike
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I never learned how
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so you got an incomplete childhood
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-are you high?
-no
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I've been cry for the stupid car
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uhh
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what's that in your pocket?
-it's nothing
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it's a tumor
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here, hold this one for me, will you?
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hey, what are you ding? its not my __fire__
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oh, my, my
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look what we have here.
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that's not mine
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[sniffs] purple urbpall
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used to smoke dupe like these back in the 80s
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c'mon man, I worked hard for that.
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get the f out.
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wait, what about the car?
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we probably won't find it, but if we hear anything
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we'll give you a call.
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can I get a ride?
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[tires screeching]
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yo, chocolate Chaco Taco.
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did you see someone go down by the ice cream truck?
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oh, what up? homie
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you dressed mister dog
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better hell you give a free treats for everyone.
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do you take the car I was driving?
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oh, man, you got a car?
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for, you should get me a ride to state park.
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00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,910
no, what?
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00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,610
my car was stolen, did you see who took it?
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I don't know.
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00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,720
I don't really pay a attention to things.
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damn it!
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00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:56,860
hey
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you seem upset.
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I am
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I'm fucking pissed
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my highness wearing off.
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00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,140
oh, you smoke?
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00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,920
that's cool, uh
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00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,920
do you wanna go burn a bar??
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00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,620
oh, my goodness, I'd love to.
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00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,800
right' on, brother.
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00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:20,480
[fake cough]
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00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:21,940
so
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00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,240
you've got some good shit?
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00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:26,380
have any sh...
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00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,010
I don't have any shit, you're the ...
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00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,160
you at ...
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00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,540
hey, my bad bro
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00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,370
that was a communical misunderstanding.
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00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:39,180
bu dude, we should get back at that fool for taking your weed
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00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,460
take his ice cream.
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00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,150
I should've steal the whole f'ing truck
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00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,330
oh, there you go big dawg.
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00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,560
now that is a MF'ing come up
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00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,990
he steals your weed and you steal his ride.
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00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:53,700
pay it forward
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00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,870
dumbass, he didn't even get a chaco taco .
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00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:14,990
damn it.
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00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,590
what the fuck?
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00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,370
alright
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00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,690
take two.
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00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,030
shit, shit
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00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,250
welcome back to machine treason.
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00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,780
for those of you who just tuning in
our weekend topic is the ununki
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a shape shifting (abrasive??) reptilian
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00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,670
humanoid hiding in plain sight
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as our world leaders
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are they real?
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00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,170
let's go for Mark Calloway from Fort Worth, Texas
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00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,650
I believe that these dinosaurs__oid lives under Ground
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00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,360
they're using earth core as heat source like a the second son
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00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:17,370
well, I ... [knocking on the door]
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00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:20,440
Benson, it's Oliver, I'm freaking out, I need you
399
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,740
uh, Mark Calloway from Texas, I have to call you back.
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00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,790
they have some military base on dark side of the moon.
if you pot my
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00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:26,380
sorry
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00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,130
machine treason, protecting mankind from
the Man
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00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,420
we will return shortly.
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00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,250
fuck man.
405
00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:34,890
come on man just let me in
406
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:38,160
okay aside from terorizeing my podcast
what the hell doing in my house?
407
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,560
this isn't a pickup service, deliveries only
408
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,250
what's it to do with those girls?
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00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,080
they're my employees, I had to hire trusted helps for you know, my crops
410
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,080
why are they wearing any cloths?
411
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,640
they aren't trusted in 'em, it's like new jack city in here.
412
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,490
just, get inside.
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00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,820
alright, let me get this straight.
414
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,790
you baked out of your mind
415
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,930
your car gets jacked, you call the five-o
416
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,830
a cop beats your ass
417
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,070
and then you just think, hey
418
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,900
I'm gonna steal this ice cream truck.
419
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,820
it's always your saying man
420
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:22,820
this is some conspiracy theory shit
421
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,820
what if it was Jennifer
422
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,470
what if she set me up, no
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00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,470
you should put that in your show
424
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,470
I seriously doubt it was Jennifer, okay
425
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:34,280
hold on, are you sure your not followed?
426
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,930
I mean, the police know you're short on herbage.
427
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:39,920
what if it is some kinda sting operation?
-no, relax, I wasn't followed
428
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,500
[knocks on the door] uhhh
429
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,940
that was a fucking cop knock man.
430
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:45,900
how do you know?
431
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:49,170
because it was five solid fist knock man
1 2 3 4, my shit
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00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,790
do you hate me right now?
433
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:53,550
yes
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00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:55,240
okay, just
435
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,500
alright, everybody act natural.
436
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,940
I need to find some kind of disguise.
437
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,040
how the hell are you?
438
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,370
are you diver of ice cream truck?
439
00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,410
no, who wants to know?
440
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,410
me, Megan
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00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,220
the driver of that scooter over there.
442
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:25,420
ohhhh, shit
-yeah
443
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:28,880
I'm already late to work and that's my only motive transportation
444
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,260
Oliver
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00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:32,900
come on inside.
446
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,170
it's anna towala, Megan, Twilighla
447
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,920
so ...
448
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,020
so what?
449
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,740
did you destroy my scooter?
450
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,460
yeah, I did
451
00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:03,310
are you okay?
452
00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:05,280
no
453
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,370
I'm not okay.
454
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,640
you ran over my scooter with your ice cream truck, how I supposed to feel?
455
00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:14,920
yeah, I'm having a shitty day too.
456
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,470
I'm supposed to fix this milf's car ....
457
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,240
yeah, yeah, I don't care about your problems.
458
00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,240
just need to ride to work.
459
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:24,960
like I said,I got a lot going right now, you know so
460
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,770
I've got this tax return thing and the this file and it's already may
461
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,970
I gotta do karate, so I've got stuff
-okay, fine
462
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:32,300
we'll just file police report then.
463
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,350
oh, okay, uh, let's cool your jets, lady.
464
00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:38,440
uh, Oliver, can I speak to you for a
465
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,020
second
466
00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:44,310
it is exactly the opportunity that you looking for, okay
467
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,310
it's time to step up to the plate
468
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,310
there's girl out there, she needs your help
469
00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,050
you could be her JFK
470
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,130
I know,she nice, she nice
471
00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,490
but it's now's the worse time than ever to think about starting family
472
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,440
I mean, look at the middle east
473
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,920
and public schools, and the economy
474
00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:01,920
I can't take her to Tuscan.
475
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,970
what the fuck are you talking about?
you don't start a family, you just taking here to work.
476
00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:07,950
you destroy only a motive transportation
477
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,670
it's at least you can do
478
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:10,880
as a bonus
479
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,800
maybe you could (nava??)have her number
480
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:14,890
eh
481
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,720
-I can do that
-you can do that
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00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,390
so, uh, may
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00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:27,780
Megan
484
00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:29,120
you?\
485
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,300
I'm Oliver
486
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,880
so do you live around here?
-yeah
487
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,070
I live in same apartment complex as your friend.
488
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:40,990
uhh, that explains the moped being parked there, uh?
489
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,160
it's a scooter.
490
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:45,530
right
491
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,080
so, what do you do for work?
492
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:51,080
I'm a Batista at (halls??) coffee
493
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,160
oh, that's sound's awesome
494
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,180
it's not!
495
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:56,160
and I already missed most of my shifts
you could harry up, that would be great.
496
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,800
oh, okay
497
00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,270
lock it up, pedal to the metal
498
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:01,270
stop right there
-owie
499
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:05,270
it get a little a wide, it's a wide turn
500
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,940
what uh, what are you writing in there.
501
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:10,940
it's nothing
502
00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:14,890
looks a lot of words
503
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,110
it's just something I'm working on
504
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,110
don't think you'd understand
505
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,930
oh, yeah, try me!
506
00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,560
it's Veronica Mars and fiction
507
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:31,510
oh, yeah,yeah, that's a detective show
with girl form "forgetting sarah marshall"
508
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,510
what's it about?
509
00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:36,820
well, in this one Veronica teams up with pchers
and they uncover murder mystery
510
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:38,420
and she fell in love with vivle
511
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,090
it's silly, but, I really like it
512
00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:42,540
I can stand behind silly
513
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:55,160
so I just call you for my scooter?
-yeah
514
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,000
funny story about that, maybe
515
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,430
I should just get your number
516
00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:01,530
some kinda of rough situation here
I just lost my phone earlier today, so
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00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,530
again, I'm really sorry and I promise to make it up to you
518
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,040
just don't screw me okay?
519
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:09,230
I'll try not to.
520
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,690
you know what time it is? late
521
00:28:14,690 --> 00:28:16,500
that's what time it is
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00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,800
justice
523
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:34,390
dude, you better think twice before yell at my friend Megan here
524
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:35,220
dahh
525
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:35,860
it's my turn
526
00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:36,970
she's a hard worker
527
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:39,560
she's early everyday and she stays late every night
528
00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:41,270
she's your f'ing anchor
529
00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:42,880
you need watch it, we've got families here
530
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,880
you know we had the highest sales of the year, last month
531
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,020
are you gonna ignore that
are you gonna ignore the quarterly reports?
532
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,630
you know what, if you fire her.
533
00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:51,630
you're gonna have to fire me too.
534
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,070
I'm so sorry, I really thought that was gonna work.
535
00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,970
if it's any help, I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired on Monday
536
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,980
how that would be any help?
537
00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:04,610
I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent.
538
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,610
don't know how you're gonna fix my scooter.
539
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,960
scrat...???
540
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,960
yo, many dude?
541
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
what can I do for you?
-are you here for business?
542
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,490
oh I am not really ice cream vendor
543
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,490
sorry, that's a bit misleading
544
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,950
you sitting outside of ice cream truck.
545
00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:22,770
why don't you guys selling?
546
00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:24,370
yeah
547
00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:26,450
why aren't we selling?
548
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,970
ice cream for sale.
549
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:36,220
push pop.
550
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,460
yeah, there you go.
551
00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,100
right
552
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,920
you know, boo, we're there.
553
00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:45,440
there you go, ms Patrick, you stay at school.
554
00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:48,590
so, how do we do?
555
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:51,090
thinking about 98 dollars
556
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:54,410
so, five more days like this and
we should be able to repair my scooter
557
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,140
you know you're a pretty good ice cream salesman
558
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,140
do you need an assistant?
559
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,920
I would love an assistant
560
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,510
if this was my real job.
561
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:04,900
but it's not
562
00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:06,080
um
563
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,530
I supposed to detail a car today.
564
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:09,990
and it got stolen
565
00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:13,190
and I was like panicking and freaked out, so I stole this truck
566
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:15,710
I'm pretty sure the person who stole
567
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:16,950
my car
568
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,410
was the same guy driving this truck
does that makes sense?
569
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,960
so you're a screw-up and a thief
570
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,690
yeah, just like a little bit, though
571
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,690
oaky
572
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,020
why don't we team up anyway?
573
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,000
we can sell some ice cream and
I'll help you find the car
574
00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:33,780
I mean you don't have to do that
I can just drop you at your house
575
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,620
no, honestly, that's the last place I wanna be right now
576
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:39,580
plus I've seen every episode of Veronica Mars
so I'm pretty well prepared
577
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:40,410
okay
578
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:41,540
okay
579
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:45,540
so you said the guy that stole your car, was driving this ice cream truck
580
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:47,480
yeah, I'm pretty sure
581
00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,690
why don't we go to his house and paying a little visit
582
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:53,040
okay, that's fine and dandy, but, how do you know where he lives
583
00:31:55,850 --> 00:31:58,460
oh this house matches the ice cream truck pretty well
584
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,730
yeah, I think we found the fit
585
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,520
Deven
586
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,260
uh, yes, sorry, we're
587
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,330
looking for devon, have you seen him?
588
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,290
I haven't seen him
589
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,780
he's six dated years
590
00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:16,090
are you blind?
591
00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:17,040
woow
592
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,380
that's my lady, you want come inside?
593
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,910
I have very sexually active imagination
594
00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,430
you both come inside
595
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:26,470
yeah, I don't think we're gonna do that
can you just tell us where's devon is, please?
596
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,940
I'm not telling you anything unless, you do something
597
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:31,280
for me
598
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,160
alright, what do want from us?
599
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,520
oh god, I don't want anything from you boy
600
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:37,860
just the girl
601
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,380
uh
602
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,460
okay
603
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,150
[whispering] I would so like to squish your titty nipples
604
00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:46,340
no
605
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,850
what? c'mon, what's the issue?
606
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,880
he wants to touch my ...
607
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,360
uh oh
608
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,360
[whispering] just go with ...
609
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,310
okay
610
00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,310
yeah, okay
611
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:59,070
og god, it's perfect
612
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,570
I can't get pect out already
613
00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:03,520
yeah
614
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,590
god
615
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:08,900
you strong
616
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,470
are you work out? I can feel it.
617
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:14,310
yeah I'd do the elliptical twice a week
618
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,980
oh wonderful, you're fuzzy.
619
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:18,600
oh god you're like frigging butlack, beep beep
620
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,970
okay, that's enough
621
00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:22,460
just tell us where devon is please.
622
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,080
guy were always he is, hanging out
623
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,080
skate park, park ....
624
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,680
okay, we're gonna go, thank you.
625
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,290
that guy's pretty friggin' creepy
626
00:33:31,290 --> 00:33:32,480
do you think you should leaving the truck
627
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,480
the heck no, we're having an adventure
628
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:37,020
besides, he's blind he won't know we have it anyway
629
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,360
oh
630
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,590
sorry, dudes, back in five
631
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,590
okay so what this guy look like?
632
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,540
uh, he's kinda ayoung
633
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,860
he's angry
634
00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,320
he used to sell ice cream
635
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,800
maybe something more visual
636
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,880
right
637
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,710
I think I know this one
638
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,890
yo chco chaco nice board slide, my man.
639
00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:40,520
what's up homie? eh
640
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,290
you think you can give a ride somewhere real quick
641
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,980
we pick out (along) some roast beef
642
00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:45,580
no, what is wrong with you?
643
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:48,180
have you seen that devon kid that driving ice cream truck
644
00:34:48,410 --> 00:34:49,740
oh, baby ___
645
00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:51,400
yeah, he's right over there, dawg
646
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,550
yo, Devon
647
00:34:52,630 --> 00:34:54,850
bring that micro cock over here.
648
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,050
who's this?
-my homies wanna talk to you
649
00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,520
it's good
650
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,850
did you steal my car?
651
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,370
no, what?
652
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,110
is your dad a blind clown?
653
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,020
he's a face penny alcoholic
654
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,020
and he's two setps away from home, yeah, but
655
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,840
he's definitely not blind
656
00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:11,810
you're lucky I didn't call the cops for stealing my ice cream truck
657
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,880
yeah, why didn't anybody call the cops?
658
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:17,100
why not somebody call the f'ing the cops?
659
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:17,980
cus I've seen 'em
660
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:21,360
yeah, yeah, eveybody leave me alone before I flip the fuck out
661
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,360
alright, calm down there, you little whipper-snapper
662
00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:24,950
you wanna smoke up?
663
00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:27,440
oh, shit homie
664
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,440
that sounds Taco Bell
665
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,080
au naturally, I assumed the (jager??) kid drives ice cream truck
666
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,860
was the same dude stole my car
667
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,170
that's makes sense.
668
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:43,960
that shit adds up
669
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,310
how is that shit adds up?
670
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,980
well, we got the truck, maybe you guys got some (tea??) intel.
671
00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:50,060
you wanna make a trade?
672
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:51,780
dude, no deal man.
673
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:55,910
that f'ing truck ruined every summer vacation
I've had since I was 16 years old
674
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,850
honestly, getting it stolen, was the best thing happened to me
675
00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:01,620
I all do now, man sit all day
676
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,620
smoke weed, slay hot chicks
677
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,850
chick to dicks
678
00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,450
crying in this bowl, actually
679
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,550
guys, at the crime
680
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:12,250
did you see anyone who look suspicious?
681
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,880
uh, well there was this one big guy
682
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,160
he was pretty big, like a
683
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,160
like Randy Orton big, that's like a big show
684
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,960
oh, yeah, that fool was huge he had mohawk
685
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,150
yeah, dude, he had braid too,he was bad as hell
686
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,150
-crazy
-wait, he had a mohawk and braids
687
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,060
know what was he has on his neck
688
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,330
it's like a tatto or something, it's like a
689
00:36:29,450 --> 00:36:31,170
pyramid or Egypt or some shit
690
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,330
nah, man, it was all seeing eye
691
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,280
yeah, dude, it was all seeing eye
-oh
692
00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:40,190
you mean like this?
-yeah, just like that
693
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,370
we have a clue.
694
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,620
we have a lead
695
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,390
now what?
696
00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:44,850
let's go see your friend Benson
697
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,850
he seemed like popular type
698
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,830
yo yo, wait wait,let me get one of (puts?) 'em push pop before you leave
-alright, c'mon
699
00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:53,830
alright, here we go
700
00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:55,280
there you go.
701
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,440
enjoy and stay at school, okay?
702
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,370
I'm not ready for school yet
ot yet?
703
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:03,020
when do you start?
704
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:03,970
I don't know
705
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,280
oh, alright
706
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:06,890
well, I see you later.
707
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,770
hey, Megan
708
00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:12,530
yeah
709
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,340
I just wanna say thank you.
710
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:15,990
for everything
711
00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:17,840
I mean, if it wasn't for you I
712
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,940
I probably be packing for a one way trip
713
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:21,940
to the second worst place on earth
714
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:23,940
where's the second worst place on earth?
715
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,200
Tuscan, Arizona
-um
716
00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:28,530
where's the first worst place on earth?
717
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:31,480
that blind clown house.
718
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,160
well, if you're up to me, you don't get to stay here
719
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,770
we have yet to find the car.
720
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,290
yeah, but
721
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,440
that almost just possible now
722
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,840
thank you for that
723
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:43,790
we have that now.
724
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:45,410
you're high
725
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,700
yeah
726
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,970
this is where things get weird
727
00:37:52,990 --> 00:37:55,040
my organization has reason to believe that
728
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,930
the royal family in our presence all
729
00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,870
reptilian, alien, overlords.
[knocks on the door]
730
00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:02,540
uh, Mark from Texas, I gotta put you on hold again.
731
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:05,000
but a bit a way we're just getting their plan for world domination
732
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,960
I know, I'm sorry
I'm really, really, sorry
733
00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:10,020
c'mon, it's me Oliver
734
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:11,050
and Megan
735
00:38:12,050 --> 00:38:13,620
Oliver, I told you shouldn't come here anymore
736
00:38:13,630 --> 00:38:14,750
and why are you let it work?
737
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,730
I'm sorry to come in and out lately
738
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,310
I have some really good information
739
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,940
great information, we need you take a look at it
740
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,280
tell me what you think
741
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,470
I don't know what I'm looking at
742
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:25,260
it's look like a native American Mr. T
743
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,930
[knocks on the door]
744
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,590
you expecting somebody
-no
745
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,850
then who be coming this late?
746
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:30,700
it's your drug dealer?
747
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:31,660
-weed dealer
-weed dealer
748
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,070
and I only do deliveries.
749
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,830
oh, this is bad
750
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,730
what who is it?
751
00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:42,420
NSA, CIA, FBI?
752
00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:43,410
ex-boyfriend.
753
00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:44,970
you have an ex-boyfriend?
754
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:46,220
yeah
755
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,330
it's long story
756
00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:48,810
and she's kind of loud
-yeah
757
00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:50,200
we should have conversation about that
758
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,200
you know what, how about
having a conversation in the girls room, okay?
759
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,870
it not better be a cop
760
00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:55,870
yeah, just
761
00:38:59,010 --> 00:38:59,800
what up? chief.
762
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,310
nice place
763
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,460
thanks
764
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,220
what's that smell?
765
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:07,220
you got a pet skunk or something?
766
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:08,470
no
767
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:09,890
what you what?
768
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:11,890
I'm looking for my girl friend Megan
769
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:14,820
that's her scooter spread out on the lawn.
770
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,010
about yea big, little blond girl
771
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,910
I mean totally fake blond, but still hot
772
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,900
little squirrely, seen her?
773
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,010
yeah, I've seen her.
774
00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,850
did you seen here, today?
775
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,630
yeah saw her today
776
00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:29,070
what the hell is your deal?
777
00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:30,270
hippie.
778
00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:31,160
you're stoned right now.
779
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,660
no, I don't get stoned for my podcast
780
00:39:33,930 --> 00:39:35,960
paranoia gets to me.
781
00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:38,480
you should check it out actually
it's machine-treason.com
782
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,870
fuck your podcast, bro
783
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,670
looking for Megan, you've seen her or what?
784
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,280
she was here then she left
785
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:44,610
okay
786
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:45,840
where did she go?
787
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,560
she went to work.
788
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,560
I went by her work, she wasn't there
789
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,110
she came back
790
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:51,260
what's he doing?
-he can't lie
791
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,610
so she's here?
792
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:54,380
a person
793
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,380
may or may not be in this facility.
794
00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:58,240
what the hell are you saying to me right now?
795
00:39:58,950 --> 00:39:59,920
are you fucking with me?
796
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
no, no, I'm not, really not.
797
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,600
I'm gonna ask you one last time
798
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:06,400
where is my girlfriend?
799
00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,150
she's inside of overium, it's room full of aquariums
800
00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:11,670
I have turtles and snakes and it's also doubles cannabis grow room
801
00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:13,600
she's in there with unmotivated ??? so that may or may not
802
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,600
be having sex with her, I'm not really sure about that just yet
803
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,030
and there's also two half naked women who I have not sex with
804
00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:20,360
but I've been fooling the tension feeling for the numbers of days
805
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,060
you don't have to be a dickhole, bro
806
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:25,360
okay
807
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:27,260
a simple she's not here
808
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,350
would have sufficed.
809
00:40:29,490 --> 00:40:32,140
you know the problem with this country is right now?
810
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:33,890
I do a whole podcast on that
811
00:40:34,050 --> 00:40:35,710
dickhole stoners
812
00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:37,120
like you
813
00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:38,590
the hippies lost
814
00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:40,410
drink it in, suck it up
815
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,620
and build some credit while you're at it
816
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,620
alright, loser
817
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,490
I'll work on that
818
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,220
yeah, f your mother.
819
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:51,830
man, screw that bro-bag
820
00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:53,480
no offense
821
00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:54,410
that's okay
822
00:40:54,510 --> 00:40:56,570
he's a real Angelina Bro-lie
823
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,570
broly??? one canoby???
824
00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,060
Pabl-ro Picass-bro
825
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,700
bro-fessor x
826
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:02,610
oh, wait, wait
827
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,550
-Marco
-Bro-olo
828
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,280
alright, alright,
829
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,200
I don't mean to be a bad host
830
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,310
but you all need to leave
831
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:11,040
I'm trying to figure out if our present
832
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,590
is actually an ailein overlord
833
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:14,590
spent on slaving the entire human race
834
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,350
wait, what about our car thief?
835
00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:18,940
have you seen this guy in your drug travels?
836
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:19,860
weed travels
837
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,900
and that's look like he was drawn by
a forth-grader on high-speed car chase
838
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,750
why don't you trying to go the internet
839
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:27,020
and like doing your own like actual research
840
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,250
can we use your machine?
841
00:41:29,510 --> 00:41:31,100
no you can't use my machine
842
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,930
I'm in the middle of live-stream podcast
843
00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:36,200
why don't use your own computer in your own house
844
00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:39,430
so, your friend Benson
845
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:41,430
is kind of jerk
846
00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:43,040
yeah he's a dick
847
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,410
yeah, I wouldn't say that, it's just a little rude
848
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:54,050
oh, crap
849
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,290
I'm sorry, I really thought that's gonna work
850
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:58,290
okay here we go
851
00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:03,270
got it, okay
852
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,540
alright, here it is
853
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,320
is this storage?
854
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,920
hah, very funny
855
00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:17,070
if I've known I was having a company
I would've made an effort to clean up a little bit
856
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,270
oh, yeah
857
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,490
it's really
858
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,160
aquatic????
859
00:42:25,430 --> 00:42:26,820
thank you.
860
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,430
is that
861
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:34,170
people
862
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,110
having sex, okay
863
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,790
yeah, that's my roommate, it's right above us
864
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,130
I think they have the computer
865
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,540
I'll be right back
866
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:58,340
Jeff
867
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:00,050
buddy
868
00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:00,680
are you in there?
869
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,010
Oliver, get the night off
870
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:03,350
get the hell out of here
871
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:06,110
Jeff, Jennifer
872
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,600
just need the computer and I'll be out of your hair
873
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,070
go away Oliver
874
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,160
your computer's broken
875
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:17,370
[spits]
876
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:18,080
ekh
877
00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:28,700
c'mon, I just need the computer, slide it under the door
878
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,740
I'll be out of your hair
I got important business shit to take care of
879
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,870
I thinks it's bed???
880
00:43:52,470 --> 00:43:54,090
oh dad
881
00:44:01,030 --> 00:44:01,820
oh what the fuck
882
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,100
stay the hell away from me
883
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,540
oh so close
884
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,640
oh, shit
885
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,590
we've got sex water on the bed
886
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:13,830
pervert
887
00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:16,150
get the hell of me you busted Annie Oakley
888
00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:18,440
or I'll tell dad you have sex with Benson
889
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:20,330
you wouldn't.
890
00:44:20,330 --> 00:44:22,330
why I wouldn't? you fucking suck
891
00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:47,320
oh my goodness
892
00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:49,590
my..
893
00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,290
you scared me.
894
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,080
is everything okay up there, I heard noises
oy, everything's fine
895
00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:59,130
what are you, snooping through my stuff for
896
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:01,290
yes, sorry
897
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,790
I just figured I am in a garage
898
00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:05,570
in the middle of night with guy I never met
899
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,460
and watched all the Saw movies, so
900
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:09,260
what is that?
901
00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:10,350
ooh
902
00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:12,350
that's my smoking apparatus
903
00:45:12,470 --> 00:45:14,540
it's taking me over 11 years to acquire
904
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:16,340
it's pretty beautiful, uh?
905
00:45:17,690 --> 00:45:18,820
I wouldn't really know
906
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:19,490
[blows raspberry]
907
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,340
but
908
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:21,270
[blows]
909
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,350
are you telling me you're a hip chick?
910
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,980
who writes fan fiction
911
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,260
in a leather bound journal
912
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,680
that used to work at this coffee shop
has never smoke pot
913
00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,940
I never smoked anything, okay?
914
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,860
I mean, I just didn't
915
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:36,000
ride with those type of social circles, you know.
916
00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:37,300
uh
917
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,400
what's it like?
918
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:40,520
[coughs]
919
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,380
I'll give you a crash course
920
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,070
oh, hi there
921
00:45:53,690 --> 00:45:55,850
this is a bud of marijuana
922
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,840
for centuries mankind has worked
923
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,100
to create purest strains with the most
924
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,410
vivid highs
925
00:46:01,690 --> 00:46:03,500
now although there's at least complex
926
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,370
joints probably most iconic smoking method
927
00:46:06,370 --> 00:46:08,370
without getting even burn you gotta break up the bud
928
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,370
and to do that, I'd like to use
929
00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:11,960
a grinder
930
00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,280
now, before I was old enough to buy bulnsir???
931
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,620
papers I was using a couple low tech method
932
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,500
apples are the tasty way to smoke
933
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,800
but it could be awkward
934
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:27,380
as alternative, some kid smoking out of cans
935
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:31,700
then we have our glassware
936
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,340
the cornerstone in every smokers collection
937
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,340
the possibilities are endless
938
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:37,820
this includes
939
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,820
bongs
940
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,820
and, uh, ooh
941
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,250
pipes
942
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:45,250
and, um, uh
943
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,240
bubblers
944
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:50,480
um, what's a bubbler?
945
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,340
that's very good question.
946
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,820
it's bong pipe hydrator.
947
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:55,970
very effective
948
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,210
just don't rest it on his side
949
00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,120
with most glass pieces you have to work the carburetor
950
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,500
this little hole let's you expire an oxygen
951
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:10,000
to get just a perfect amount of burn
952
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,830
if you looking to biggest height of weed conservation ratio
953
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,940
the waterfall method worth to gander
954
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,220
perfect suction
955
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,280
then we get our high tech stuff
956
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:29,810
like a vaporizer
957
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,110
it vaporize the pot so breath pure THC
958
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,710
quick high, no smoke
959
00:47:37,310 --> 00:47:37,920
wow
960
00:47:38,410 --> 00:47:40,340
you know a lot about stuff.
961
00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:43,230
so you think you wanna try some?
962
00:47:44,170 --> 00:47:45,520
uh, it's tempting
963
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,260
but no I'm good
964
00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:49,860
c'mon, don't you do something about wanting to go on an adventure
965
00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:50,880
and try new things
966
00:47:50,990 --> 00:47:52,290
yeah, but
967
00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:55,530
but, this is the opportunity to try something new
968
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,200
c'mon pick a piece
969
00:47:58,870 --> 00:48:00,380
well, the bubbler was kinda cute.
970
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,500
-alright, you ready
-um
971
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,500
just breathe in
972
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,680
alright, now hold in
973
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,680
and exhale
974
00:48:20,490 --> 00:48:21,300
[coughs] oh, man
975
00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:24,780
the taste's weird
976
00:48:25,130 --> 00:48:26,640
you're feeling it yet?
977
00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:29,360
I heard it doesn't work the first time
978
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,460
oh, you're wrong girl
979
00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:51,860
we want you at biggerday
980
00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:53,360
you can get out ever
981
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360
stuck here for life
982
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,360
it's true
983
00:48:57,990 --> 00:48:59,340
gotta go with that
984
00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:10,780
did you see that?
985
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,800
this was a unique experience for Veronica
986
00:49:15,390 --> 00:49:17,060
an agent of danger
987
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,060
a mistress of mayhem
988
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:21,060
she's a bad bitch
989
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,100
can't mess with her
990
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:24,960
what if? need blue pen
991
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,710
is you blue eyes
992
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:28,720
oh yeah
993
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,040
it is so amazing
994
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,130
you thought to be professional, like a
995
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,330
professional guitar player
996
00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:46,330
had she ever been in love
997
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,200
it's female a fanciable fiction
998
00:49:50,870 --> 00:49:51,920
has she?
999
00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:53,280
we don't know?
1000
00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:59,170
oh wait
1001
00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:00,880
I got something
1002
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,260
you're gonna flip the shit over
1003
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,960
wait
1004
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:06,960
wait, wait, wait,
1005
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,960
we've forgotten about our internet research
1006
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,240
strawberry
1007
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,240
amazing
1008
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:16,360
it's funny how it takes only one event for the world to change
1009
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,200
Pearl Harbor, the San Francisco earthquake
1010
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,290
and canceling bob sponge square pants
1011
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,150
it's only altered the course of human history
1012
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:25,040
this may sound disastrous
1013
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,840
but as we saw all with Oliver and Megan
1014
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,170
the greatest adversities
1015
00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:29,830
can lead to new opportunities
1016
00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:45,130
good morning
1017
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:46,910
oh, moring
1018
00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:48,910
you sleep like a bear
1019
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,580
I don't mean a hibernating one
1020
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:52,580
you make all sorta growly noises
1021
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,200
what happened last night
1022
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,960
we climbed the Himalaya's, made out
1023
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,670
watched "Donald Duck mathland"
1024
00:51:58,750 --> 00:52:00,390
you drew this picture of us
1025
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,680
you did must of work but I did sharpie on the boobies
1026
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,990
so what? John G
1027
00:52:09,350 --> 00:52:10,860
raped and murdered my
1028
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,320
wife on my chest
1029
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,740
that was me, I did really like the movie "memento"
1030
00:52:14,990 --> 00:52:16,980
but, it was really hard to write backwards
1031
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,030
so I just went for the standard variation
1032
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,120
okay, where are my cloths and why does it smell weird in here?
1033
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,490
oh, yeah
1034
00:52:24,490 --> 00:52:26,280
you decided to take all cloths off
1035
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,280
and rub icey huddle??? of your body
1036
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,280
you're passed out truly there after
1037
00:52:30,390 --> 00:52:31,620
oh my god
1038
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,470
did we had sex?
1039
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,860
no
1040
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:36,400
wait
1041
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,120
was that an option?
1042
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,340
remind me to never smoke weed ever again
1043
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,480
noted
1044
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,720
but, check this out
1045
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,020
I went on inter-webs and type all seeing eye tattoo
1046
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,310
aux nard into google and I found this chick
1047
00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:51,780
apparently she just tattooed some dude
1048
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,780
with same skin art chaco taco and baby dee
1049
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:54,630
and I were talking about
1050
00:52:54,790 --> 00:52:56,360
is there any contact info?
1051
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,620
yeah let's me, uh
1052
00:52:58,130 --> 00:53:00,210
uh fuck
1053
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,960
Jeff, what the hell?
my eyes haven't even adjusted to the light yet
1054
00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:05,770
gotta talk to you about last night
1055
00:53:05,770 --> 00:53:08,580
we didn't not handle that situation in appropriate fashion
1056
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,840
I know, it was in a ___
1057
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,960
who's that?
1058
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,140
I'm Megan
1059
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:16,230
it's Megan
1060
00:53:16,570 --> 00:53:17,670
what's aap?
1061
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,940
well, I didn't know you have lady over here
1062
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,280
okay
1063
00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:22,940
that's cool
1064
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,050
did you guys, um
1065
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,800
make the nuts last night
1066
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,820
no, Jeff we just met
1067
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,820
well, sometimes that's the way it works out
1068
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:31,860
Jeff
1069
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,640
yeah
1070
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,830
what the shit?
1071
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:37,300
let's go, and why those Mexicans parked
f'ing ice cream truck out there
1072
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,480
honey, please they're native Americans
1073
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,300
whatever, you
1074
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,760
she is really pissed that
1075
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,760
you screwed up our special evening last night
1076
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,620
and by her mean pissed at you
1077
00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,910
you realize her being pissed at me, right?
1078
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:55,590
look, you got stuff to do with the devil
I got stuff to do with the car
1079
00:53:55,590 --> 00:53:56,910
let's just talk later, okay?
1080
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:57,820
alright
1081
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,820
Meegan
1082
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,080
if you want sometime
1083
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,080
my girlfriend much the same age as you
1084
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,080
so, maybe we could all get together
1085
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,150
kick it
1086
00:54:08,210 --> 00:54:09,150
okay
1087
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,340
time to kinda non-comitall??? whatever
1088
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,520
allright
1089
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,050
are you kidding me you can't wait?
1090
00:54:15,050 --> 00:54:17,050
I don't wait for no man bitch.
1091
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,860
I've been eating doughnuts
1092
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,640
since I was a child
1093
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:23,640
I'm still in front of your house right now
1094
00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:26,150
and it's 8:30 and you're not here
1095
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,120
alright
1096
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:27,960
reftis
1097
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,960
a serve
1098
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,960
yo
1099
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:32,750
thanks
1100
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,220
you okay?
1101
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:41,610
yeah, I'm good
1102
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:44,860
it's about last night, isn't it?
1103
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,710
no
1104
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,680
this is about my ex-boyfriend
1105
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:51,140
he keeps calling
1106
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,680
apparently last night he camped outside my apartment
1107
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,350
that dude's super intense
1108
00:54:55,490 --> 00:54:56,210
yeah
1109
00:54:58,860 --> 00:54:59,860
so funny, I
1110
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,420
have all these fiends that are getting marred and having babies
1111
00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:06,270
but I was with Billy for 7 years
1112
00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:08,900
never thought I would settle down with him
1113
00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:10,990
should have broken up with him a log time ago
1114
00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,790
this whole thing pretty much my fault
1115
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:13,760
hey
1116
00:55:14,050 --> 00:55:17,100
screw that guy, I mean at least you broke it off before it was to late
1117
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:20,400
can you imagine making that decision
after you had a mini-Megan
1118
00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:21,760
like my parents
1119
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,920
you know what? Oliver
1120
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:28,420
you're not merely as much good as you pretend to be
1121
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,780
thanks
1122
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,700
doughnut?
1123
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:34,680
oh that's my favorite
1124
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,590
ooh, alright you can have it. that's fine
1125
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:44,960
I bet Oliver call a hooker after
1126
00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:46,740
he saw us working last night
1127
00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:48,420
no, I don't think so
1128
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,310
she didn't look like a pro to me
1129
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,250
what, are you kidding? did you see that tattoo on her chest
1130
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,190
oh was that __her?
1131
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,100
or, just she woke up.
1132
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,210
and Oliver said he didn't sleep with her
1133
00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,880
um, ofcource he didn't, that kid's a pussy
1134
00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:04,880
you know
1135
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:06,340
I don't appreciate you saying that
1136
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:08,760
I mean he's good kid, he's just a little lost right now
1137
00:56:12,510 --> 00:56:14,380
you know what? you're right.
1138
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,330
I think we just we had to as we agreed you know
1139
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,080
help Oliver gets on his feet
1140
00:56:19,230 --> 00:56:21,590
and Tuscan is the bright place to spread his wings
1141
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,690
and once he's moved out
1142
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:27,440
you and I can have the house to ourselves
1143
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:30,280
and I take my modeling courage for the next level
1144
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,210
can you squirt on my stomach baby?
1145
00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:38,180
oh, Jeff what the fuck?
1146
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,120
it's always so much
1147
00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:46,370
oh I think that Dorian??? doughnut me me sick
1148
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,600
you want this?
1149
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,780
definitely
1150
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,160
so box?? says he wok in tattoo shop on Thomson
1151
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,300
so she works right there?
1152
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:55,890
bingo
1153
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,200
and what was her name?
1154
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,140
Crystal
1155
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,550
yo, what up, plam???
1156
00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:08,550
we're looking for Crystal, she in today?
1157
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,060
got an appointment?
1158
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,540
uh, no we don't an appointment per se
1159
00:57:14,050 --> 00:57:16,740
we're hoping for a consultation type
1160
00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:17,680
okay
1161
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,420
yeah, we wanted to talk about her clientele
1162
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:25,740
what the fuck are you talking about man?
ain't you ever heard of client-artist confidentiality?
1163
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,820
I'm sorry can I use your restroom?
1164
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,100
restrooms are for the paying customers only
1165
00:57:30,190 --> 00:57:32,230
yeah, I'm not ready to settle on a tattoo just yet
1166
00:57:32,230 --> 00:57:33,030
can I use it anyway
1167
00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:35,600
ooh, you all been working on my last __ nerves
1168
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,780
Crystal, hey
1169
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,100
they wanna talk about you on just some shit.
1170
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,720
E-Smoke, babe, I'm in the middle of piercing right now, can it wait?
1171
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,650
if you won't rainbow bright here to throw it up all in lobby, hell yeah
1172
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:50,440
yes it can
1173
00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:51,560
fine
1174
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,600
send her back
1175
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:03,460
so, E-Smoke
1176
00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,590
is that your christen name?
1177
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:08,180
it's because I smoke electronic smoke, bitch
1178
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,920
ooh, that's smooth
1179
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,880
occupied
1180
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,800
I'm sorry, I don't wanna be rude, but could I please get in there
1181
00:58:21,070 --> 00:58:23,580
hell no, I'm pitching a load???, get out here.
1182
00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:24,830
it's kind of an emergency
1183
00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:25,680
oh, this is an emergency
1184
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:26,460
[farts]
1185
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:28,460
so, did Crystal do that tattoo on your neck?
1186
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:30,160
the all seeing eye
1187
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,720
why are you asking so many questions?
1188
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:34,080
bet you a cop
1189
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:34,930
[blows raspberry]
1190
00:58:34,930 --> 00:58:38,240
fuck the police,would a cop be carrying this guy?
1191
00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:40,480
bag of stems
1192
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,750
mind's blert?
1193
00:58:42,090 --> 00:58:44,180
I used to smoke this shit in 90s, thanks
1194
00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:46,880
oh, what the fuck?
1195
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,040
goddamn, your girl hit the boming??? shit
1196
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,310
out
1197
00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:51,900
that was a shit sprinkles
1198
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,330
damn it
1199
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:05,200
I've got you now, E-Smoke
1200
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:08,810
oh
1201
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,200
ieks??? like my home
1202
00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:17,400
they want our gold
they want turn us to slave race
1203
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:21,660
random genetic expriments on us, they made us intelligent Benson
1204
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:22,620
don't you see it?
1205
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,830
okay, I try real hard to see truth here, Mark
1206
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,540
uh, question, what good is gold to a bunch of half breed alien millionaires?
1207
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:32,760
c'mon Benson, they need it to repair the atmosphere of their dying planet
1208
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,420
it's been great having you this whole weekend
you've really shed some light on the topic
1209
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:39,800
they have base in Denver airport
Benson, we must spread the word
1210
00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:42,650
thus the podcast, I'll do encourage all of my listeners
1211
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,420
to do their own research to further educate themselves on the subject
1212
00:59:45,670 --> 00:59:47,240
thanks again to tuning in to
1213
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,390
machine treason, protecting mankind from
the Man
1214
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:53,170
their eyes given away
don't trust their eyes, it's ocular deception
1215
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:54,700
Jesus, enough from Fort Worth
1216
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:56,760
how you doing lady?
1217
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,480
[knoking on the door]
1218
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,200
yo, B, you got that door pretty quick.
1219
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,460
did you miss us?
1220
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:03,800
oh you caught me
1221
01:00:03,930 --> 01:00:04,820
I didn't miss you,
1222
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:06,150
I was
1223
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:08,020
anxious for your arrival
1224
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,100
what is that smell?
1225
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,680
I had an accident
1226
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,110
can I barrow something to wear?
1227
01:00:12,370 --> 01:00:13,260
don't you live next door?
1228
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:15,580
yeah but I runng the risk of my boyfriend billy
1229
01:00:15,710 --> 01:00:16,960
probably camp out in my front door
1230
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,620
ex boyfriend, Billy
-he's my ex-boyfriend
1231
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,080
come in
1232
01:00:27,170 --> 01:00:28,790
alright what's the latest development?
1233
01:00:28,930 --> 01:00:32,050
wow, Benson, since when you're exited to hear about our antics
1234
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:34,110
oh please, don't be so dramatic, just
1235
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,340
give me the news
1236
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,340
alright, let me ask you one question first
1237
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:38,780
oaky
1238
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,090
are you really out of that platinum blue dream
or were you holding out on me? cus I smell it in here
1239
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,320
umm
1240
01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:47,730
Doyla, can you bring last of that really good shit?
1241
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,820
Benson, my friend, you lied to me
1242
01:00:50,870 --> 01:00:54,080
I did not lie to you, I got really high on this and
1243
01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:55,630
forgot where I left it
1244
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,010
this stuff is potent|poat
1245
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,570
do you have any of idea of street value of this?
1246
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,030
no, how much it worth?
1247
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,990
now's you asking it??? actually don't know how to price it
1248
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:03,930
okay enough drug talk
1249
01:01:03,970 --> 01:01:04,720
wow, wow
1250
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,900
weed
1251
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:07,550
we know the name of the guy who stole the car
1252
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,720
who is it?
1253
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,720
-E-Smoke
-E-Smoke
1254
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:14,660
fucking E-Smoke stole your car
1255
01:01:14,790 --> 01:01:15,710
and you know who that is?
1256
01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:17,830
yeah, I'll deliver to him all the times let me tell you something
1257
01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,890
that guys play Duty like daddy
1258
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,030
mad skills
1259
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,820
what's Duty?
1260
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:22,410
cod
1261
01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:23,370
he plays the fish?
1262
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,260
call of duty
1263
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,550
so we know where he lives
1264
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,460
yeah, of course
1265
01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:28,560
[barfing]
1266
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,220
strawberry cream sekum???
1267
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,060
can I barrow something else?
1268
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,210
I have just a thing
1269
01:01:39,190 --> 01:01:40,210
so
1270
01:01:40,210 --> 01:01:43,360
I was think that we start with disaster of garage
1271
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,760
maybe lay out some yoga mat
1272
01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:49,110
put some pins on the walls, maybe a few mirrors
1273
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,980
make it like a little work out room
1274
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,260
sure
1275
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,880
do you remember my firend, Mary
1276
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:56,590
well, she makes these wine racks
1277
01:01:56,590 --> 01:01:59,270
and I think there would be a super cute on a wine cellar
1278
01:01:59,490 --> 01:02:00,920
wait, which one is that?
1279
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,790
the cute little breadhead form yoga with herpes
1280
01:02:02,950 --> 01:02:05,730
no, witch room is the wine cellar
1281
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:11,190
wow, I was thinking that we could covert your office into a wine cellar
1282
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:14,480
make it like cool dark cave, with moodlights
1283
01:02:14,650 --> 01:02:17,360
I just think it's completely sad and dull as it is
1284
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,160
reminds me of work
1285
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:21,770
what do you say we jump into the pool
1286
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,310
I'm laying out
1287
01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:25,850
you can't take break from chair for a second and jump in the pool?
1288
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,570
I can't get my hair wet
1289
01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:29,310
what are you? a chinchilla?
1290
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:33,650
c'mon you take a shower everyday, what is it, your head dodge the shower water, c'mon
1291
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:38,100
you know you're being huge dick, this is my money maker
1292
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,680
makes the money
1293
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,680
I just don't understand why we're hanging out together
1294
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,680
we can't enjoy ourself and jump in the pool?
1295
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:46,600
ukh, you're grossing me out you sound like my dad right now
1296
01:02:47,190 --> 01:02:49,030
I'm gonna go to the Sauna
1297
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,040
what the fuck jack?
1298
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,320
cannonball
1299
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,760
I can't believe you
1300
01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:04,970
what I'm just trying having some fun Jennifer, c'mon
1301
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,480
fuck you Jeff, that's not what I signed up for
1302
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,880
fucking loser
1303
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,040
and you deserve your lazy ass son
1304
01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:14,290
I'm out of here
1305
01:03:17,030 --> 01:03:18,840
why don't you go dry off your money maker?
1306
01:03:24,590 --> 01:03:26,480
are you sure Benson gave us the right address?
1307
01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:29,230
you know that man never fibbed the facts
1308
01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:30,980
you wanna a hit of this?
1309
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,470
it's platinum blue dream, puts you in the different plant-field
1310
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:34,660
no
1311
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:36,660
I don't think
I should be fighting crime under influence
1312
01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:39,840
wait, wait, what are you doing?
1313
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,520
guns balzing, shoud we go with the plan
1314
01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:46,660
you know what, you can hang back
there's nothing wrong with playing it safe
1315
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,520
okay, um
1316
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,660
I'm coming
1317
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:56,480
Oliver, I don't feel good about this
1318
01:03:56,550 --> 01:03:59,480
it's time, expecting unexpected, we have to catch him off guard
1319
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,860
you shouldn't knock on front door, it's pretty standard
1320
01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:06,860
good point, maybe sticking around back trying find an open window
1321
01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:09,450
it's not what I meant, I mean we're trespassing now
1322
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,240
and we talking in nonsense
1323
01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:33,450
oh, lemon
1324
01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:34,420
[guns]
1325
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,900
no
1326
01:04:38,010 --> 01:04:38,880
hey
1327
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:41,120
what the fuck doing in my backyard
1328
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,120
I got my baby sleeping there and shit
1329
01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,770
please don't hurt her
-man, shut the fuck up
1330
01:04:46,420 --> 01:04:48,440
why do you think I'm whispering?
1331
01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,570
you're rolling in my spot
1332
01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:52,920
in nap time all scream and shit
1333
01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:54,480
what the fuck is wrong with you?
1334
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:55,830
now give me your wallet
1335
01:04:56,550 --> 01:04:58,560
get the f'ing ID then
1336
01:05:04,410 --> 01:05:06,610
why are you following me?
1337
01:05:06,980 --> 01:05:08,460
cus you stole my car
1338
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,560
man that car gone man
1339
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,180
goddammit, you ain't getting it back
1340
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:14,320
so I suggest, Oliver
1341
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,410
you get the fuck out here, alright
1342
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:20,530
and if I've seen you following me or driving down my street
1343
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,530
I'm not gonna let you both live
1344
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,260
get the fuck out of here
1345
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,980
stop fucking with my fruit trees
1346
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:36,490
[baby cries] oh shit
1347
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,980
slow down, slow down
1348
01:05:41,350 --> 01:05:42,480
c'mon, stop
1349
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,520
I'm gonna puke
1350
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,650
Megan, you strong hound???
1351
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,650
we're on the ocean already
1352
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,270
it's okay, calm down
1353
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,630
are you kidding?
-what?
1354
01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:14,290
that guy put a gun to my head Oliver
1355
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,090
he took my stuff, he has my notebook
1356
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:20,590
yeah, I know, it's just stuff okay, what?
1357
01:06:20,850 --> 01:06:22,120
the gun wasn't loaded
1358
01:06:23,390 --> 01:06:24,480
you're ridiculous
1359
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,990
you put people in danger and you don't take responsibility for your actions
1360
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,320
and the worst part about it is
1361
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,600
you don't even noticed cus you always so stoned
1362
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:36,590
oh. c'mon, I hardly ever get stoned
1363
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:40,420
I have such high tolerance I probably
smoke like a pound to be fully functional
1364
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:42,790
let me ask you a question Oliver
1365
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,110
have you ever done anything that you haven't fucked up
1366
01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:47,340
hey
1367
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,200
don't start criticize me alright
1368
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,880
I was doing just fine until you're like
1369
01:06:50,930 --> 01:06:53,150
let's go on an adventure
1370
01:06:53,150 --> 01:06:55,280
I'm getting toshoes it's only ever take one
1371
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:55,950
dick
1372
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:00,320
I wanted a care-free let's-sell-ice-cream kind of an adventure
1373
01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:02,320
not put-a-gun-to-my-head
kind of an adventure
1374
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,590
grow up
1375
01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:08,320
c'mon, Megan, you're just gonna walk away
1376
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,130
oh god
1377
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:07,620
what do you looking at me for?
1378
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:09,090
I don't know what's comes next
1379
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,090
they didn't even get me updated pages
1380
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,400
looks like Oliver on his own now
1381
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:31,040
hey double bum, did you see an ice cream truck?
1382
01:08:31,310 --> 01:08:33,170
well, I saw aclown
1383
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,200
who got up into ice cream truck and fled
1384
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,900
at a fantastic rate
1385
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:40,700
hey, you're the dream chasing fellow
1386
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:42,560
how's that going for you?
1387
01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:43,820
not as planed
1388
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:46,320
yeah, man I'm sorry to hear that
1389
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,380
you wanna have a seat?
1390
01:08:48,570 --> 01:08:49,840
talk about it
1391
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,840
you know
1392
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,600
I understand about things not going as planed
1393
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,710
I personaly was gonna be a
1394
01:08:56,870 --> 01:08:57,560
astronaut
1395
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,200
but my pappy
1396
01:08:59,830 --> 01:09:03,040
a real spaceman flying around the galaxy and shit
1397
01:09:05,170 --> 01:09:07,000
witch is not what I've been doing lately
1398
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:07,920
yeah
1399
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:12,400
I supposed to be riding off into sunset
with a hot babe on fresh scooter
1400
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,690
I gotta tell my dad I've fucked up
1401
01:09:15,030 --> 01:09:17,260
and I am off to Tuscan Arizona
1402
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,970
hey man
1403
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:20,720
Tuscan's great
1404
01:09:20,770 --> 01:09:23,150
I think you're gonna do great in Tuscan
I personally
1405
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,000
had a lot of success in Tuscan
1406
01:09:25,430 --> 01:09:29,110
if you had so mush success in that shithole desert
what are you doing here
1407
01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:30,310
collecting cans?
1408
01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:32,170
I'm sorry, did I said success? I meant
1409
01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:32,990
butt sex
1410
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:34,990
success, butt sex, success, butt sex
1411
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,200
I had a lot of butt sex
1412
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,570
in Tuscan
1413
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,570
irregardless of that matter
1414
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,030
do you have any weed?
1415
01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:44,500
yeah, actually I do
1416
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,960
oh, wait, hold on
1417
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,620
who's that?
1418
01:09:50,830 --> 01:09:52,230
simmering
1419
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,960
honey pot of a woman
1420
01:09:54,230 --> 01:09:55,390
did you
1421
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,280
tap that ass
-no
1422
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,810
it was an option last night
1423
01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:01,850
look man
1424
01:10:01,850 --> 01:10:04,350
I generally try not to dispense advise on the couch
1425
01:10:04,610 --> 01:10:06,800
it's sort of breach-er protocol
1426
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,710
but I think I can help you so, making an exception
1427
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,080
here's some advice
1428
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,410
one, find out what that woman wants
1429
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,800
two, give it to her
1430
01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:19,240
now if you excuse me
1431
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,420
it's time for me to blast off
1432
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,940
I thought maybe you (spring|bring) for the good stuff
1433
01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:33,170
can you stay, dooo__
1434
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:36,160
oh yeah
1435
01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:37,860
that my friend is some
1436
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:39,530
good shit
1437
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,080
we used to smoke like this back in 80s
1438
01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:45,250
my apology is come a long my friend
1439
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,550
I don't think you had anything this good back then
1440
01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:49,310
hey
1441
01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:52,830
I'm really sorry for calling you a loser yesterday
1442
01:10:52,830 --> 01:10:54,670
you got your shit together
1443
01:10:54,990 --> 01:10:59,740
you're affluent businessman, you're the pillar of the community
1444
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,740
I'm pretty sure
1445
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,390
you know what? I'm sorry
1446
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,270
what for?
1447
01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,560
I confined your son
1448
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,060
I called you a dick
1449
01:11:13,380 --> 01:11:13,920
dick?
1450
01:11:14,110 --> 01:11:16,230
I also called your girlfriend racist
1451
01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:19,210
plus I totally ripped you off on this weed
1452
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:20,970
but I promise
1453
01:11:21,930 --> 01:11:23,580
it will never happen again
1454
01:11:24,110 --> 01:11:25,130
wow
1455
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,860
honesty
1456
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:30,850
that's refreshing
1457
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,350
speaking of your girlfriend I totally slept with her senior year
1458
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,120
ouch bro
1459
01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:45,940
that one hurt
1460
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:47,840
maybe that was a little to on us
1461
01:11:48,150 --> 01:11:49,070
what are you ...
1462
01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:51,720
we had the whole thing
-yeah, but not then
1463
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:55,220
dad, what the hell are you doing smoking with my drug dealer
1464
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:56,990
weed dealer
1465
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:00,320
yo Oliver, what's bro
1466
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,530
I'm so glad to see you
1467
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:04,120
what the fuck?
1468
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,440
he wanted to smoke, like he's
1469
01:12:06,550 --> 01:12:07,890
really baked
1470
01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,440
dude, sit down, let's have little powwow
1471
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,120
no thanks I quit
1472
01:12:12,230 --> 01:12:13,840
does Jennifer know you're smoking?
1473
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:17,230
Jennifer does know shit dude, cus I kick her ass to the
1474
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,890
curb
1475
01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,050
just us now, just us
1476
01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:24,900
we are the dangerous dude on the block dawg
1477
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,590
woof
1478
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,840
I'm not gonna do that
1479
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,120
yeah, okay, Benson
1480
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,800
can I have my dad alone for a minute?
1481
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,660
what is your problem? I thought
1482
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,480
I thought you liked this dude
1483
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:43,890
no I don't like this, I need you to be a dad, not a bro
1484
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,040
but I am with the dangerously cool guys
1485
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,830
I'm 26 years old, I'm an adult
1486
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,440
you're an adult
1487
01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:52,160
it's time for starting acting like it
1488
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,750
a wise man once told me never let an opportunity pass you off
1489
01:12:56,410 --> 01:12:58,090
cus they'll eventually disappear
1490
01:12:59,110 --> 01:13:00,090
look
1491
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,000
I got something I gotta get off my chest
1492
01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:05,120
it's about the car
-no, you already said enough, my child
1493
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,050
my boy
1494
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,680
my son
1495
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:12,410
my blood's pumping through your motherfucking veins, bro
1496
01:13:12,990 --> 01:13:17,340
I'm sorry I called you a pussy, to your face, behind your back, all of it
1497
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,130
and I like that
1498
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,160
sometimes man, you gotta bite
1499
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,950
you gotta bark like you're gonna bite or you
1500
01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:27,680
just bite on it
1501
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,400
just stop while you're ahead
1502
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:31,280
you stating to sound like a no fear t-shirt
1503
01:13:31,980 --> 01:13:33,580
look you're a good dad
1504
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:35,580
I wanna spend time with you but
1505
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:37,840
you need to sober up and
1506
01:13:38,110 --> 01:13:39,840
I got some stuff I gotta take care of
1507
01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:42,450
I got something I gotta take care of too
1508
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,220
like these fashion man, I don't know what I'm doing
1509
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,670
I need your help to bite smokie wrong
1510
01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:54,940
I do deliver weed man
1511
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:57,520
non of __ to piss off my clients
1512
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,430
you can wear mask, you can be my hero
1513
01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:01,230
you could be my JFK
1514
01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:03,100
do you have a plan?
1515
01:14:03,220 --> 01:14:05,760
we follow E-smoke where he's got the car beat him up and take it back
1516
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,320
there's no reason to over-complicate things we keep this one simple
1517
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,760
so __ double team E-smoke
1518
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:11,920
no, quadruple team E-smoke
1519
01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:13,380
quadruple team
1520
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,110
who else is there?
1521
01:14:30,910 --> 01:14:32,220
ask not
1522
01:14:32,220 --> 01:14:34,400
what __ country __means to you
1523
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:37,330
and what can you do for your country
1524
01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:45,310
you know what you say we have _____???
1525
01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:48,050
___fear itself???
1526
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,710
a date witch you___ wanna live____
1527
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,070
in infamy
1528
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:57,000
a __caln smoke for man
1529
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,460
but _______________
1530
01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:44,200
there he is
1531
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:52,370
now, __, this is it, dagger and bloodline you split to the left
1532
01:15:52,470 --> 01:15:53,340
Benson you're with me
1533
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:55,530
Oliver, why don't we have ___ and they do?
1534
01:15:55,530 --> 01:15:57,150
to time
1535
01:16:48,590 --> 01:16:50,230
yo leatherhead???
1536
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,340
I'm here for my car
1537
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:53,730
my notebook
1538
01:16:53,890 --> 01:16:55,850
and my MF'ing apology
1539
01:17:00,170 --> 01:17:02,630
__, how many times I have told you to lock that gate?
1540
01:17:02,810 --> 01:17:04,560
I did lock it, it must've slipped over
1541
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,830
shut the fuck up
1542
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:12,160
you better get the fuck out here before my boys kick your ass
1543
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,680
coocoo
1544
01:17:37,430 --> 01:17:38,860
you had number, playe'
1545
01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:42,410
with this masked man and these two broke ass looking Mexican
1546
01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:45,320
oh, my god I don't get it, they're fucking indian, why everbody thinks they ....
1547
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,320
could you shut the fuck up
he's gonna recognize your voice
1548
01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:49,420
if you bring it probably yeah
1549
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,510
Benson?
1550
01:17:51,910 --> 01:17:52,910
you're such a dick
1551
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,210
everybody shut the fuck up
1552
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:55,980
relax
1553
01:17:55,980 --> 01:17:58,420
nothing loaded, I know he's tried it before
1554
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:01,200
oh, shit
1555
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:05,300
shit man
1556
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,820
__ stupid motherfucker
1557
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,770
oh, fuck
1558
01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:28,280
fuck him up
1559
01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:36,100
now get the fuck out here man
1560
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,970
I did told you that car is gone
1561
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,440
fuck you dickhole
1562
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,720
alright
1563
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,380
now for the last time
1564
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,630
stay the fuck away from me
1565
01:18:53,370 --> 01:18:54,680
stupid ass
1566
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,890
c'mon goddamn
1567
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,000
Oliver
1568
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,020
[whimpering]
1569
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:06,610
let's get up
1570
01:19:06,610 --> 01:19:07,430
how you're doing
1571
01:19:07,430 --> 01:19:09,430
get up Benson
1572
01:19:15,490 --> 01:19:17,590
E-smoke
1573
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,720
we're not done here
1574
01:19:50,030 --> 01:19:51,890
__ okay not__ fucker shot me
1575
01:19:51,950 --> 01:19:54,150
yeah, well at least it was just a graze
1576
01:19:54,570 --> 01:19:56,190
oh, fuck you just a graze
1577
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:02,100
people in civil war died from less thank you very much
1578
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,820
for minute think it was good idea to take down action criminals
1579
01:20:07,030 --> 01:20:07,920
I don't know
1580
01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:10,830
it was my first sober thought in 12 years
1581
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,170
sorry I got you tagged man
-yeah
1582
01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,350
Meg is right
1583
01:20:17,610 --> 01:20:19,350
I do put people in danger
1584
01:20:19,990 --> 01:20:21,430
that's alright
1585
01:20:21,430 --> 01:20:22,350
I'll live
1586
01:20:23,430 --> 01:20:26,040
maybe this, I should stop being drug dealer
1587
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,240
kinda actually do with my life
1588
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,590
put me in the history books
-oh yeah
1589
01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:32,540
yeah
-like what?
1590
01:20:32,770 --> 01:20:34,740
actually wanna documentary about that
1591
01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:37,570
whole reptile subhuman theory
1592
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,870
I think you can link it to 9/11
1593
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:42,310
it's a baby ___(bathe in) pigs
1594
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:44,580
that make sense
1595
01:20:44,950 --> 01:20:46,620
that shit adds up, right?
1596
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,020
Oliver
1597
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,120
this is where we say farewell my friend
1598
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:57,420
you're gonna be okay?
1599
01:20:57,530 --> 01:20:58,950
just a graze, right
1600
01:21:00,190 --> 01:21:05,680
yeah, now Twiligha and Susie are inside
Susie was the med school drop out so I'll just be fine
1601
01:21:08,970 --> 01:21:10,300
no that's not for that
-no
1602
01:21:10,710 --> 01:21:12,850
alright, just go to her, get out of here
1603
01:21:19,270 --> 01:21:20,500
Twilighla
1604
01:21:20,590 --> 01:21:23,840
Oliver, what happened to your face?
1605
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,800
-I went after E-smoke
-you went after E-smoke
1606
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,670
but he has a gun
1607
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:31,670
he had something that I need it
1608
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,220
there's really important
1609
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:38,080
my notebook
1610
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,450
Oliver
1611
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,440
this is the guy you've been ignore my text messages over?
1612
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:48,560
billy, it's over, leave me alone
1613
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,040
you''re just confused right now, Megs
1614
01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:52,130
okay
1615
01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:53,910
you need to come to your senses
1616
01:21:53,930 --> 01:21:55,800
what? is this guy got you drugged up or something?
1617
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,400
drugged up? what? no, Oliver's my boy
1618
01:22:00,090 --> 01:22:01,370
is your what?
1619
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,560
let me tell you something right now, okay
1620
01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:06,560
this guy is no fucking good
1621
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,250
alright, he's a lazy
1622
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:11,620
wasted of space, mouth breathing, piece of shit, stoned
1623
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,960
holy shit
1624
01:22:16,450 --> 01:22:17,760
nice punch
1625
01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:20,590
I could've used you back at junkyard
1626
01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,830
fuck Nostradamus
1627
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,250
I like that action
1628
01:22:25,710 --> 01:22:29,370
honestly, I think you went home and rush into arms of B-Romeo over there
1629
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,780
oh no, i spent 45 minutes crying in the public bathroom
1630
01:22:33,070 --> 01:22:35,250
and then I smoke through airspace__ bong
1631
01:22:35,890 --> 01:22:37,970
and it made me realize something Oliver
1632
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,240
I like you
1633
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:43,840
you're high
1634
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,800
you have __ on your face
-yeah
1635
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:57,840
breakfast?
1636
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,380
yeah
1637
01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:00,620
doughnuts?
1638
01:23:00,700 --> 01:23:02,860
-no
-right, right
1639
01:23:15,810 --> 01:23:17,310
I know what you're thinking
1640
01:23:18,090 --> 01:23:20,230
Oliver never get that darn Mercury back
1641
01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:22,490
he get something else though
1642
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:25,600
more valuable than classic muscle car
1643
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:28,970
he got the chance to size an opportunity
1644
01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:30,720
going on an adventure
1645
01:23:31,910 --> 01:23:33,240
and find himself
1646
01:23:36,810 --> 01:23:37,740
well
1647
01:23:38,090 --> 01:23:39,200
that's it
1648
01:23:40,310 --> 01:23:42,500
that's the end of story of Oliver
1649
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:43,840
loved
1650
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,400
now excuse me
1651
01:23:49,102 --> 01:23:50,670
have to test out my new wheels
1652
01:23:57,810 --> 01:23:59,970
hey yo lo homie
1653
01:23:59,970 --> 01:24:01,970
you think you can give me a ride to KFC
1654
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,870
man I'm trying to pickup some bonus nuggets
1655
01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:06,960
damn
1656
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,630
hey homie
1657
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,080
you wanna go burn a ball
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