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Shit!
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Ohh!
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Bitch, it's 10:04!
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I overslept! I packed my alarm!
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I'll change so fast!
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No bra! Save time!
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- It's 10:44.
- Okay, we got this.
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I am not letting you miss
your last NYCBEC, bitch!
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♪ Check, check, check, check it ♪
♪ Check it out ♪
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♪ What, what, what's it all about ♪
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♪ Work, work, work, work, work it out ♪
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I think we might get it, dude!
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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- Okay.
- Come on, sister.
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Come on. We don't got time!
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♪ Nothing going on ♪
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Ma'ams, children are dying!
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Ilana, cat pass!
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They're starving! They're so hungry!
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You need to feed them!
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From the moment they're born,
they're dying!
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This isn't the end!
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Get us!
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- We're almost there.
- We're so close. Yes.
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Get ready for the best bacon,
egg, and cheese in New York City.
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Oh... ohh.
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What?
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Oh!
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Oh, no!
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♪ Four and three
and two and one... one ♪
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♪♪
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
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I can't believe that the bodega
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with the best bacon, egg,
and cheese is literally gone.
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Okay, it's okay.
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We're gonna get one right now
and forget that ever happened
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when we're taking painful
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bacon, egg, and cheese shits
later, okay?
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- Oh, I can't wait.
- Come on.
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MAN ON RADIO:
You're listening to Hot 97.
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Ugh, the sign. Let's lay on the charm.
Here we go.
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♪♪
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- My goodness.
- Wow.
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So much on the menu
that looks delicious.
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- Yeah.
- What do we get?
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I know it's "wate,"
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but I really would like
some "bweakfast" food.
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- Hey, hunky boy.
- [GIGGLING]
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Hi. Hi.
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Can we get two bacon, egg, and cheeses?
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Nope. No eggs after 11:00.
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You know what?
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This is this angel's final breakfast
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- in New York City.
- Yeah.
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Before she goes and rebuilds homes
for Christian tsunami victims.
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Okay, that's not true.
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And you are gonna deny her this?
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You are gonna deny her this Make-A-Wish?
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For shame.
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Shame!
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Shame!
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Shame!
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[DOOR BELL DINGS]
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♪♪
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just gonna leave some money
for you fellas.
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That was inappropriate.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SIGHS] I feel better. Let's go.
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- This is gonna be delish.
- We got this.
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- We got this.
- Jesus Christ.
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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Oh, no, no. We're not doing this.
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♪♪
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I can't believe we couldn't find you
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one last bacon, egg, and cheese
before you go.
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I failed you.
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No, you didn't, dude.
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And also, maybe I, like,
can buy the ingredients.
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We could FaceTime
while I make it in Boulder.
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[SOBS] Oh, God.
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It's not the bacon, egg, and cheese.
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It's just... oh, God!
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Why the fuck would you go to Boulder?
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I mean, well, mainly for
the residency program.
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Yeah, yeah, residency,
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but... but what the fuck
is the culture there? Rocks?
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What could you possibly find at Boulder?
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What does Colorado have to offer
that New York City doesn't?
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Well, for one, recreational weed.
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Oh. [SNIFFS]
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Right.
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Yeah, but you're gonna come so soon.
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Oh, my God!
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I told you you can come
whenever you want.
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No, look. Oh.
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It is. It is!
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[LAUGHS]
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New York City, you've done it again!
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Abbi, this is a Wa-Unchi toilet.
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Don't you see?
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We thought we were on some classic
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Abbi and Ilana New York City
journey today.
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We thought it was for
the bacon, egg, and cheese.
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When, in fact, this was
our mission all along.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Okay. [LAUGHS]
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Okay, but... so... so, what is
exactly the new mission now?
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This toilet. We're gonna
bring it back to my house.
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Are you... sure?
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Abbi, this is a Wa-Unchi.
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It's an intelligent toilet with
an UV light that breaks down
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the germs of fecal matter in the bowl.
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It has a heated seat and warm
water that sprays in your ass
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after you take a dump just like a bidet.
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God, every time you are sprayed,
you are reborn.
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Okay, Ilana, this is someone else's.
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This is gross.
Just don't touch it so much.
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Abbi, this was our tiny little
mission for the day.
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Come on. It's a $10,000 toilet.
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- Wow.
- I need this.
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Yeah, okay, yeah.
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Let's... you know what?
Let's take the toilet home!
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You won't regret it, mister!
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- I'll get a cab.
- Okay.
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Yeah, hey, yes.
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Okay. Tilt.
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- I'll do this.
- Legs.
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Legs. Step.
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Yeah.
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You dick!
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Toilet discrimination.
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Okay, um...
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Okay.
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Whoo.
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Jesus. Uber is surging
60 times the normal rate.
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Okay, I'll... I'll just call us a Lyft.
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Woof, my rating is very low.
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Probably from the pee incident.
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Again, sorry about that.
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- Totally fine.
- All right.
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How are we gonna get this toilet
back to Brooklyn?
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[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS]
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[LAUGHS]
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We're gonna walk it across the bridge?
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That's right.
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Kids are suckers, man.
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70 bucks for an old skateboard?
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Too easy.
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I can't believe we've never walked
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across the Brooklyn Bridge together.
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Yeah, it's kind of nuts that we
managed to do it individually.
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I mean, we're almost always together.
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Ilana, I'm really proud of you, dude.
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I mean, obviously,
for going back to school
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to become the most badass therapist
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New York City has ever seen,
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but also for the Phone Wigs!
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I mean, I really feel like
you have something there.
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Like, that has legs, you know?
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We have so many dope ideas.
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We have to make sure
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we keep up the brainstorming
sessions going.
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It's really important.
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I mean, I strongly, strongly believe in
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the joint gynecologist/
waxing/laser hair removal thing.
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- Oh, yeah.
- It's like a one-stop shop.
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Come on, that's genius.
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I mean, I still also believe in
the Dorito dust.
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I mean, I'm just eating the chip
for the dust.
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- Exactly.
- And it's like cut out the middleman
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and get me a vial straight of that dust
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for spicing or for swigging.
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I just found out, dude,
that Doritos are tortilla chips.
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- Wild.
- I mean, no one talks about that.
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Whew.
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Abbi, I've been thinking a lot
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about this whole end-of-the-world thing.
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If the apocalypse happens,
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we're not gonna be in the same city.
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Shit. If we're not in the same city,
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how are we supposed to find each other?
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Once the electricity goes down,
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all the banks are gonna be
hacked and drained.
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- That's exactly what is going to happen.
- Hey, look, a Wa-Unchi.
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You know what? First thing you
do when you get to Boulder,
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you go to the bank.
You take out a shit ton of cash.
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I'm talking half your savings, okay?
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You go back to your dorm.
You find a loose floorboard.
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You pry it open,
and you stuff the cash in there.
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You create a hidden nook.
Shit's gonna be nuts.
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Ooh, I love hidden nooks. I'm on it.
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I read this article... well, headline...
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that said that only four days
after it all goes dark,
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New Yorkers are gonna
start killing each other.
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We got to get out of the cities
and have cash on hand.
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Yeah. We're also gonna need
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those straws that allow you
to drink your own pee.
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We're gonna need to get that gel
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that marathoners use for,
like, energy and shit.
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Oh, we're also gonna need to
get those pants
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that zip and become shorts
so you have both.
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You're gonna have to stock up on
your contact lenses.
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But I really, really think
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you should consider doing Lasik,
for real.
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Good call. Good call. Okay, where
should we plan to meet up?
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All right. Why don't I pull up the map?
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Hold on.
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All right, well, it looks like St.
Louis is right in the middle.
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I mean, we could meet right in
the middle of the arch.
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This is so funny.
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Colorado is where I thought Montana was.
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You're gonna be actually where
I thought Oklahoma was.
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That's cool. Mormons are dope.
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Well, I think Utah is actually
the Mormon area.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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- Momo's still dope, though.
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
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Abbi, promise me when you get to
Colorado, you're also gonna get a bike
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'cause that's why everybody's gonna
be killing each other for the gas.
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Bike's are the O.G. best friends
of people.
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Whew, okay, I'll get a bike.
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Hey, let's stop over here for a second.
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Okay.
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Should we write something?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, should we, uh... should we jump?
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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No, seriously, should we jump?
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[LAUGHS]
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We can't. We have our big
dinner date tonight.
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You said the reservations were,
like, really hard to get.
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- That's true.
- We got to go.
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[SIGHS]
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Ilana, I'm... I'm really scared.
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I'm, like...
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I'm moving across the country
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and, like, changing my whole life?
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I mean, I'm...
I'm not gonna know anybody.
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I'm really scared of the change, too,
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but we're both gonna be better for it.
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You really think so?
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I know it. I know it.
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You know, Ilana, me and you...
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we're still gonna be us, no matter what.
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That's never gonna change.
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Even if we're in different cities,
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that's never gonna change.
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I know. [SOBS]
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[VOICE BREAKING] But it is gonna change.
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But this is still gonna be
the most beautiful,
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deep, real,
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cool and hot, meaningful,
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important relationship of my life.
255
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,879
[SOBS]
256
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,017
Me, too.
257
00:10:09,018 --> 00:10:10,879
I've never felt so cool.
258
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,223
I've never felt so cool.
259
00:10:13,224 --> 00:10:15,844
Really... not... not as cool as
when I'm with you.
260
00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:17,948
Me, neither.
261
00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:21,637
Abbi? [SOBS]
262
00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,913
I don't think I can go to
this dinner tonight.
263
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,913
I just... I can't say goodbye
again, you know?
264
00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:30,223
This is... This is too perfect.
265
00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:31,794
Wait, Ilana, no.
266
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,534
We were gonna splurge and get,
like, the whole bottle of wine.
267
00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,741
I know, but...
268
00:10:36,742 --> 00:10:39,085
I can't do it. I'm really sorry.
269
00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:41,810
You know what? You take the Wa-Unchi.
270
00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:44,706
You'll be the envy of your whole dorm.
271
00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:46,017
It's not a dorm.
272
00:10:46,018 --> 00:10:47,018
Goodbye.
273
00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:49,396
Wait.
274
00:10:49,397 --> 00:10:52,466
[SOBS]
275
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,891
Meet you in St. Louis!
276
00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:12,949
What the fuck?
277
00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,856
Hey, Bevers!
278
00:11:17,857 --> 00:11:19,890
I got us food!
279
00:11:19,891 --> 00:11:22,890
[MUSIC PLAYING]
280
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:28,683
♪♪
281
00:11:28,684 --> 00:11:34,511
♪♪
282
00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:36,373
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
283
00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:44,413
♪♪
284
00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:49,373
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
285
00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:50,718
Hey!
286
00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:52,235
BEVERS: Abbi, thank God you picked up.
287
00:11:52,236 --> 00:11:53,649
I fell asleep.
288
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,580
I was sunbathing nude on the roof again.
289
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,235
[LAUGHS] You... you were?
290
00:11:58,236 --> 00:12:00,476
Yeah, anyway, the door locked behind me.
291
00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,407
Can you come up and bring my kimono?
292
00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:04,718
I'm extremely sunburned.
293
00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:06,407
Everywhere.
294
00:12:06,408 --> 00:12:09,304
All right, Bevers, uh, you know,
cover yourself up.
295
00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:11,028
I don't want to see
your sunburned penis.
296
00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:12,925
Open your eyes.
297
00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:14,235
No.
298
00:12:14,236 --> 00:12:16,614
ILANA: It's kosher, dude. Open 'em up.
299
00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:19,442
ALL: Surprise!
300
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:20,856
What?!
301
00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:22,545
Wait. What, Ilana?
302
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:25,097
Oh, my God.
303
00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:29,580
Come on. My girl got to have
a proper, royal queen send-off.
304
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,028
[LAUGHS]
305
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:32,787
And sorry about the bridge before.
306
00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:35,476
I was very much processing this
all at once.
307
00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:37,649
But then also, I had to leave to
set this up, so...
308
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:41,373
Well, this is the cutest thing
I have ever seen,
309
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:43,235
but I have to change.
310
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:44,752
Yeah, of course. Of course.
311
00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:47,028
Guys, Abbi and I are gonna
go downstairs!
312
00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:49,131
All right!
313
00:12:49,132 --> 00:12:53,718
♪♪
314
00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:55,511
Abbi and I are back, you guys!
315
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,269
Hey!
316
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,476
My God. Trey!
317
00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:02,200
Batter up! Trey!
318
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:03,338
Geez.
319
00:13:03,339 --> 00:13:04,856
- Hi.
- It's so good to see you.
320
00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:07,263
- Yeah. I'm really happy to see you.
- Oh.
321
00:13:07,274 --> 00:13:10,511
Oh, I got you something.
322
00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:12,097
They're free weights.
323
00:13:12,098 --> 00:13:14,062
What? Thank you so much.
324
00:13:14,063 --> 00:13:16,338
I'll... I'll try to
put it on my carry-on.
325
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,959
- Cool, yeah.
- All right.
326
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,959
- Ooh, you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got...
327
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,269
Okay. I've always said, Abbi
and incremental free weights,
328
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,442
- match made in heaven.
- Yeah.
329
00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:26,097
You're really special to me, Abbi.
330
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,959
You're really special to me, too.
331
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,718
Well, then, I guess it's now or never.
332
00:13:31,719 --> 00:13:36,925
Abbi Gary Anna Abrams,
will you marry me?
333
00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:40,476
Um... oh, Trey.
334
00:13:40,477 --> 00:13:42,200
Two carats.
335
00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:43,856
No. Right?
336
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,442
Right, yeah, no.
337
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:47,856
Yeah, no. [LAUGHS WEAKLY]
338
00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,269
- You know.
- You know what?
339
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,028
- It was a big swing.
- No, no, no.
340
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,511
I just figured, this is
my last chance, you know, so...
341
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,097
[CLEARS THROAT] It's cool.
342
00:13:55,098 --> 00:13:57,373
Maria... Cut the video, okay? Delete it.
343
00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,511
She said no.
344
00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:01,683
Okay, well, I should probably go
345
00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:03,338
'cause you said no to my proposal,
346
00:14:03,339 --> 00:14:06,580
but promise me you'll eat
for your blood type, okay?
347
00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:07,683
- Okay.
- Yeah.
348
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,043
Done. Here you go.
349
00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:10,442
- All right.
- Oh, you want that?
350
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:12,905
Thank you so much. All right, beefcake.
You've had enough time
351
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,722
to show off your rock-hard tits
and your Adonis ass.
352
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,614
It's time to leave and exit, dawg.
353
00:14:16,615 --> 00:14:17,856
Okay, I was just saying goodbye.
354
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,269
And I took off work for this.
355
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,166
You did? That sucks.
You know what else sucks?
356
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,614
When your best friend moves away,
357
00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:24,279
and everybody's out for
face time for her.
358
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,235
Get out of here!
But maybe we'll be friends.
359
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,476
I don't [CLEARS THROAT] have any left.
360
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:32,683
♪♪
361
00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:35,442
- Hey!
- Ohh.
362
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,269
[BOTH LAUGH]
363
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,752
[FARTS]
364
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,407
I'm sorry.
365
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:41,718
I'm gonna miss you.
366
00:14:41,719 --> 00:14:43,166
I'm gonna miss you, too, Linc.
367
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,028
How's Ilana doing?
I haven't talked to her yet.
368
00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:48,821
Um, yeah. Ilana is, uh...
369
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,545
[LAUGHS] Aww.
370
00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:52,407
You know what? Ilana's gonna be great.
371
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,614
Yeah, I'ma check it.
372
00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:54,855
Okay. All right.
373
00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,131
- See you later.
- I'll catch you.
374
00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:57,407
Enough. Get out of here.
375
00:14:57,408 --> 00:14:59,442
Go, go!
376
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:01,269
Are you Abbi's friend?
377
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,959
Hey.
378
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,618
Hi.
379
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:05,835
Thank you for inviting me.
380
00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:07,191
Yeah, you're welcome.
381
00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:09,881
- You're Abbi's friend, too, you know?
- Yeah.
382
00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:12,338
[SIGHS] We're no longer dating, right?
383
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:14,442
And, uh, we're gonna keep growing
384
00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:17,442
our real, yet platonic friendship.
385
00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:20,649
- And that means honesty.
- Yeah.
386
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:25,028
So, um, I'm gonna be honest with you.
387
00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:27,062
You got to get the fuck out of here.
388
00:15:27,063 --> 00:15:28,476
- What?
- Yeah, it's time to go.
389
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,291
- Yeah.
- I heard about grad school.
390
00:15:30,302 --> 00:15:32,062
Jaimé told me.
I wanted to congratulate you.
391
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,649
Yeah, you're a good guy. We all know it.
392
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,131
- You're gonna be a great...
- Go, go!
393
00:15:35,132 --> 00:15:37,614
Whoo-hoo! Party's over, bitch.
394
00:15:37,615 --> 00:15:40,131
You know, I know it's scary,
you know, moving away.
395
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:41,580
But it's good to remind ourselves
396
00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:43,580
that there's other places
besides New York City.
397
00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:45,614
Beautiful places.
398
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,649
And New Jersey.
399
00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:49,062
It's gonna be great.
400
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:50,407
- Yeah.
- 'Sup?
401
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,408
- Okay!
- Jesus!
402
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,614
- Well...
- Hi.
403
00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:53,994
Hi.
404
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,511
So, Ilana, who are all these people?
405
00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:58,787
They're people from your building. I
just needed to fill the party out.
406
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:00,131
- Ah.
- Mm.
407
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:03,304
Can't wait for brunch next weekend.
Jersey City is pretty damn lit.
408
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,649
Mm-hmm. Yes, it is.
409
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:07,082
Go now, though.
410
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:09,166
- What?
- Like, to...
411
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,890
To leave. To exit and leave.
412
00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:13,235
- Good to see ya, Jersey Boy. Love ya!
- I'm sorry.
413
00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:16,511
♪♪
414
00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:18,890
Hi, guys. Thank you so much for coming.
415
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:20,821
You can leave. Come on, go.
416
00:16:20,822 --> 00:16:23,373
Okay. So the exit is that way.
417
00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:24,442
Get out of here!
418
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,649
Bye!
419
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,166
Yeah. Yeah.
420
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,235
♪ You know I be up to no good ♪
421
00:16:31,236 --> 00:16:33,752
[DOOR SLAMS]
422
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:35,959
Okay, I'm almost here. I'm almost here.
423
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,028
Now we can connect.
424
00:16:38,029 --> 00:16:40,476
Right.
425
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:44,511
Well, I'm gonna stay
at my own place tonight.
426
00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:47,616
Gonna give you two broads some privacy.
427
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,821
And I have a present for you.
428
00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,373
You didn't have to get me anything.
429
00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:54,028
Oh, well, it's just...
430
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:57,476
So you can store your cheese in here.
431
00:16:57,477 --> 00:17:00,442
Everyone will know whose cheese it is,
432
00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:03,373
and they won't be able to
take it from you anymore.
433
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:05,200
Thank you, Bevers.
434
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:06,259
Oh.
435
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,757
[SOBBING]
436
00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,526
Yeah.
437
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,959
I... I love it.
438
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,373
It's perfect.
439
00:17:14,374 --> 00:17:15,890
And we'll see each other again.
440
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:16,950
[SOBS]
441
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:17,961
Yeah.
442
00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:19,317
All right.
443
00:17:19,328 --> 00:17:21,259
Brunch at Felix tomorrow at 2:00.
444
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,730
And then a movie. My choice.
Clear your schedule, bitch.
445
00:17:24,741 --> 00:17:26,672
[SOBS]
446
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:33,027
♪♪
447
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:34,694
Thanks for the party.
448
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,601
My pleasure.
449
00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:39,890
Ready?
450
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,649
Disney. Go.
451
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:44,131
Euro-loving Aryan Nation pre-teen porn.
452
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:46,580
Walt Disney was, like, um,
jizzing, basically,
453
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:48,476
for rich Euros and feudal lords,
454
00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:51,752
and Mickey Mouse was supposed to
represent a dirty little Jew.
455
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,442
Straight up.
456
00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:55,338
He was, like, on the ship,
you know what I mean?
457
00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:57,872
Like... He was, like, a plotting
and scheming dirty little Jew,
458
00:17:57,883 --> 00:18:00,959
which I love to plot and scheme,
so I'm, like, you got me, Walt.
459
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,856
[LAUGHTER]
460
00:18:03,857 --> 00:18:05,925
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
461
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:07,269
Who do I want? Who do I want?
462
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,649
I... I know.
463
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,787
Ready? From inside the mouth.
464
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:14,097
Ohh, the Kennedys.
465
00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:15,787
Ooh, thank you. The Kennedys.
466
00:18:15,788 --> 00:18:17,505
Obviously, first of all, sex addicts.
467
00:18:17,516 --> 00:18:19,392
Second of all, they killed
Marilyn Monroe.
468
00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:22,511
Wait, hold on. I thought Marilyn
Monroe died of a drug overdose.
469
00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:24,356
♪♪
470
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,545
The government killed her
because she knew too much.
471
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,718
Like, she just knew stuff about...
472
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:31,925
Yeah, she knew about their bodies.
She knew about their policies.
473
00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:33,304
Like, where did you hear that?
474
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:36,491
I will double check, but, um...
475
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,649
It's widely known.
476
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,028
- Mm.
- It's widely known.
477
00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,555
All right.
478
00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:44,237
Well, these are gonna come in
handy for when I'm lonely.
479
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:46,822
Okay, another one.
480
00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:50,269
What's up?
481
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:52,236
- The post office.
- Oof.
482
00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:55,501
Okay, so the way that the post
office controls women is...
483
00:18:56,477 --> 00:18:58,926
[SNORING]
484
00:19:46,201 --> 00:19:49,098
[SNORING CONTINUES]
485
00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:59,145
Abbi? Abbi, Abbi, are you insane?
486
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,708
You... you weren't gonna wake me up?
487
00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:03,511
Are you psychotic? You were gonna
leave without saying goodbye?
488
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:04,994
- I'm sorry, dude.
- [SOBS]
489
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,925
We said goodbye a million times. I-I
didn't know how to do this one.
490
00:20:07,926 --> 00:20:09,545
Yeah, but I got you something.
491
00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:11,683
It's a go bag.
492
00:20:11,684 --> 00:20:14,442
The apocalypse will happen,
493
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,890
and I will meet you in St. Louis.
494
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,581
Right, okay.
495
00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:30,302
I'm so proud of you.
496
00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:32,856
I'm so proud of you, too, dude.
497
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,166
Really, you are, like...
498
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,752
You're the smartest person I know.
499
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,235
Really.
500
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,511
Yeah, are you kidding me?
501
00:20:39,512 --> 00:20:41,718
I'm, like, the only person you know.
502
00:20:41,719 --> 00:20:43,166
[LAUGHS]
503
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,959
For real, though, Ilana. You, like...
504
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,338
You're gonna kill it. I'm so excited.
505
00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:50,062
For everything for you.
506
00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:51,890
You've got so much.
507
00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:54,959
So much inside of you.
508
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,718
[SOBS]
509
00:20:56,719 --> 00:20:58,821
You have so much to give.
510
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:02,062
So much all wrapped up.
511
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,511
And you're just letting it unroll.
512
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,925
I mean, I don't even feel like
513
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:08,649
I was, like, alive before I met you.
514
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,269
You, like, taught me...
515
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,821
Taught me how to do it, dude.
516
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,338
[SIGHS]
517
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,925
- Well, you're alive as hell now.
- [LAUGHS]
518
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,097
This is really brave,
and it's the right thing.
519
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:21,338
I wouldn't have been able
to do it without you.
520
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,994
[CAR HORN HONKS]
521
00:21:22,995 --> 00:21:24,509
Come on, you dumb broads!
522
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,683
I'm saying goodbye to my
best friend, you fucking fuck.
523
00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,407
This is a once-in-a-lifetime,
emotional moment
524
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,028
with my soul sister, you rank rat whore!
525
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,384
See if I tip you!
526
00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:34,604
You're just so beautiful
from the inside out.
527
00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:37,235
No, dude, you are, really.
528
00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:38,649
Okay. Go.
529
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,235
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- Okay.
530
00:21:40,236 --> 00:21:43,270
You got this. You got this.
531
00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:47,614
Okay.
532
00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:49,718
- Okay.
- Bye.
533
00:21:49,719 --> 00:21:53,062
[SIGHS]
534
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,637
[ENGINE STARTS]
535
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,338
Okay.
536
00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:03,132
I love you.
537
00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:15,166
[DOOR RATTLES]
538
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,545
No!
539
00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:20,821
Jesus, come on![BUZZERS RING]
540
00:22:20,822 --> 00:22:22,858
Fuck!
541
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,733
_
542
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,663
Hmm.
543
00:22:30,664 --> 00:22:32,007
Wow.
544
00:22:32,008 --> 00:22:33,663
[LAUGHS]
545
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:35,594
Oh, my God.
546
00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,904
[LAUGHS] Yes!
547
00:22:37,905 --> 00:22:40,766
Freaking jackpot.
548
00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:42,076
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
549
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:43,214
[LAUGHS] Ew.
550
00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:45,835
[MUSIC PLAYING]
551
00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:47,249
[CELLPHONE DINGS]
552
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:52,766
♪♪
553
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:54,180
ILANA: [LAUGHS]
554
00:22:54,181 --> 00:22:55,318
Eww, dude!
555
00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:56,732
Insane.
556
00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:58,869
Walking it? Disgusting.
557
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,766
Well, thank you
for keeping me up to date
558
00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:02,594
on all of New York's
most current events.
559
00:23:02,595 --> 00:23:03,938
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
560
00:23:03,939 --> 00:23:05,283
How have you been?
561
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:08,145
Well, since last night, I went to sleep,
562
00:23:08,146 --> 00:23:10,732
and then I woke up, and then
I went to the coffee shop.
563
00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:13,283
- My coffee shop.
- Cute, cute.
564
00:23:13,284 --> 00:23:15,594
I also went to sleep and woke up,
565
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,215
so we are on the same schedule.
566
00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:18,767
Ew, you know what happened to me today?
567
00:23:18,778 --> 00:23:20,525
I bumped into this girl,
and I was, like, "Sorry."
568
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:22,421
And she was, like, "You're fine."
569
00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:23,835
Ew. "You're fine"?
570
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,318
- Fuck her.
- Right?
571
00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:27,421
I'm, like, I know I'm fine, at least.
572
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:28,835
Just say, "It's okay."
573
00:23:28,836 --> 00:23:30,618
I mean, that's not even
part of my vocabulary.
574
00:23:30,629 --> 00:23:32,938
You have to be, like, trained
for that to be a response.
575
00:23:32,939 --> 00:23:35,199
That's right. Don't tell me
my value 'cause you know what?
576
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,938
I'm actually foiiine.
577
00:23:36,939 --> 00:23:38,938
- Oh, you foiiine, baby.
- You, too.
578
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,352
All right, listen. I got to go.
579
00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,283
Uh, I'll call you when
I leave the studio, okay?
580
00:23:42,284 --> 00:23:43,766
Ooh, the studio? Okay.
581
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:44,835
Love you, baby. [BLOWS KISS]
582
00:23:44,836 --> 00:23:47,181
All right. Love you, too.
583
00:23:49,146 --> 00:23:52,214
[MUSIC PLAYING]
584
00:23:52,215 --> 00:23:58,663
♪♪
585
00:23:58,664 --> 00:24:05,180
♪♪
586
00:24:05,181 --> 00:24:08,559
Dude, I am so excited to fucking
deejay this bat mitzvah tonight.
587
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,318
Rich children, like,
legit know how to party.
588
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,766
But honestly, like, what is deejaying?
589
00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:15,318
I think it's just a playlist, right?
590
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:16,525
Yeah, but, like, with a table.
591
00:24:16,526 --> 00:24:17,697
You dropped these.
592
00:24:17,698 --> 00:24:19,732
Oh, my God. Thanks.
593
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:22,214
Okay, so who were those guys
594
00:24:22,215 --> 00:24:24,490
we ended up playing pool with
on the roof last night?
595
00:24:24,491 --> 00:24:26,478
I don't know. I think one of
them played for the Knicks.
596
00:24:26,489 --> 00:24:31,180
[BOTH CONVERSING IN SPANISH]
597
00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:33,214
[LAUGHS]
598
00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:36,180
Wow. Did you just make change
with a homeless guy?
599
00:24:36,181 --> 00:24:38,318
First of all, it's a man without a home.
600
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:40,973
Second, we gonna act like he
ain't got no small bills?
601
00:24:40,974 --> 00:24:42,215
[BOTH LAUGH]
602
00:24:42,585 --> 00:24:45,032
- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
603
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:47,352
[VOICES OVERLAPPING]
604
00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:52,766
♪♪
605
00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:58,077
♪♪
606
00:24:59,523 --> 00:25:02,749
The information inside
your brain is just vast.
607
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,863
[LAUGHS] Vast and then also,
there's nothing.
608
00:25:04,864 --> 00:25:06,449
Yeah, but good nothing.
609
00:25:06,450 --> 00:25:08,690
You're, like, just smart,
you know what I mean?
610
00:25:08,691 --> 00:25:10,966
- Am I, though?
- Yes, you're so smart.
611
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,311
- Thank you.
- I wouldn't say at, like,
612
00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:13,449
you know, reading and writing, but...
613
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:17,450
[BOTH LAUGH]
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