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Y'all know what time it is?
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Time for me to change my shorts?
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No. It's time for...
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Friend-aversary!
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You guys...
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Look at her, just dying to
know what Friend-aversary is.
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Oh, let me guess.
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It's the anniversary
of the day you guys met.
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I think this calls for a
reenactment of the fateful day.
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Hank, would you like to set the scene?
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I don't think I really
need a reenactment...
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The year was 2016.
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Beyoncé had just turned
lemons into Lemonade.
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North Korea was... doing they thing.
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Celebrities were dropping like flies.
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And Sidney Delacroix walked
into the Shady Meadow dining hall
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for the very first time.
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And it looked a little
something like this.
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Wherever will I,
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a killer candidate for
lifelong friendships, park it?
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Oh, no. David Bowie
and Prince, both dead.
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And my phone is dying, too.
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I think I have a charger
that you may borrow.
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No, I do not.
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Hey, kid, do you have a charger?
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Moi? I do have a phone charger. I do.
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Oh, boy, does thing
have a fast-forward?
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Cool. Would you like to sit with us?
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Out of all the people at Shady
Meadows, you chose me?
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I'm so honored, and I accept.
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- And that is how history was made.
- Yeah.
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Well, that was actually very sweet.
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It took a long, long time,
but it was very, very sweet.
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And, uh, I know exactly
what I'm gonna get you guys
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for anniversary presents:
acting lessons.
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So, for the anniversary
dinner tomorrow night,
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I'll kick things off
with three-layer dip,
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followed by thrice-baked potatoes,
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and then triple-fried 3 Musketeers bars!
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I really would like to
make fun of you guys,
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but it just keeps
getting cuter and cuter.
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So, I'm in.
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What's the dress code for the dinner?
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Well, your dress code gonna be
pajamas, 'cause you ain't coming.
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So you are seriously
gonna have a special dinner
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about the friendships of this
table and not invite ya girl?
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We'd love to, but our hands are tied.
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See, the Founding Fathers
don't make the rules.
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Yes, they do. Of course they do.
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That's all they do!
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Well, I guess she's not gonna leave,
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so let's dive right in.
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The theme of this year's Friend-aversary
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is "Now and Then."
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This is us "Now."
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And this is us "Then."
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Oh, man, I got ripped.
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Okay, aren't we missing
something critical?
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I should be in the "Now" picture.
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Well, you were till I cut you out.
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It's amazing what you
can do with Photoshop.
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Plus, I gave us bulges.
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How are you a Founding
Father if Hank and Charlie
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were already friends
before you even sat down?
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Well, these guys, plus Jerry...
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R.I.P.
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They had had a few lunches,
but I was the special sauce
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that brought this table burger together.
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All right.
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Well, if you're the special sauce,
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I should at least be the pickles.
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Well, I couldn't have
said that better myself.
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And we all agree, burgers
are nasty with pickles.
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Nastier than three old
men with fake bulges?
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And by the way, you gave
yourself three balls, Sid.
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Okay, where were we?
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Now, I've taken care of the
music, the food, the decor.
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Let me show you what I'm thinking
about for the patio concept.
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Charlie, you did book
the patio, didn't you?
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Sid, I am offended that
you would even ask.
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That said, the answer is no.
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Come on, Charlie. You had one job.
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Relax. I'll reserve it now.
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Allison.
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Allison.
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Allison!
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What?
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Allison, we are hereby booking
the patio for tomorrow.
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Well, it delights me to tell you
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that the patio is already booked.
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Oh. Oh, am I smiling right now?
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I forgot what that feels like.
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Who booked the patio?
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The only people I like
less than you monsters:
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Judy and the cat ladies.
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Good luck convincing her
to give it to you, fellas.
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Well, the dinner's not dead.
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We can just have it in
one of our apartments.
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We have to have
Friend-aversary on the patio!
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It's tradition!
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Plus, it's gonna take me
24 hours just to decorate!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Thank you. I needed that.
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Oh, I wouldn't do that.
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That's Jason Bourne you're
about to punch, mister.
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Pipe down, Dudley.
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You talk to that book one more
time, I'm gonna make you eat it.
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Whoa, Mama's steaming from the hood.
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Any chance this venom
has something to do
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with the upcoming Friend-aversary?
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You know about Friend-aversary?
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Know about it? I lived it.
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And it haunts me to this day.
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Good-bye, Margaret.
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Wai... uh, Dudley, wait.
Don't go, don't go.
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W-What are you talking about?
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Oh. Usually, people want me to
leave after a couple sentences.
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Hank and Charlie asked me to
join their table before Sid.
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I was their first choice.
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Oh, Dudley,
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I don't mean to insult you, sweetie,
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but I find that very hard to believe.
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That's because you
didn't know me in 2016.
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I could drive at night,
and my knee didn't click.
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I was high on my own supply,
and I turned them down.
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So their whole Founding
Father story isn't true?
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Unbelievable.
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Turning them down is my greatest regret.
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Now all I dream about is
spending time with you guys.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
great to dream, isn't it?
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Perfect.
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Sorry. Might want to try hanging
it a little higher next time.
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Or you might want to knock
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before blasting in like
the friggin' Kool-Aid Man!
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Sid, could you and I both agree
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that this whole Founding
Father thing is silly?
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Come on, let me come to the dinner.
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I would love to have you at the dinner.
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I really would.
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But you're not a Founding Father.
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Well, technically, neither are you.
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The heck you talking about?
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I know that you were not Hank
and Charlie's first choice
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to sit at the table.
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Oh, Margaret, what a sad lie.
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So desperate to get
past the velvet ropes,
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you'll say anything.
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Wait, did you not know?
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You mean it's true?
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But what about... the phone charger?
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What about the Founding Fathers?
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What about the special
sauce? It was all a lie?
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Wait... ooh. Whoa. Ow! Ow! Sid!
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Oh, sweet Margaret. Oh.
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I had the most terrible dream
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that all my best friendships
were based on a lie.
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It was real?
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Ooh.
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Oh, dear God.
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- Shut the door.
- Shut the door.
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Afternoon, uh, Judy, other cat ladies...
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... cats.
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Hank, what are you doing
here? You hate cats.
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What, us? What?!
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- Judy, you crazy.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, we think it's weird when
there's not 22 cats in a room.
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Listen, uh, Judy, we
need a favor, but first,
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we want to give you this little
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- token of our respect.
- Yeah.
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Primo catnip, and we
brought it for the cats...
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but, uh, there you go, she's eating it.
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So, uh,
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you guys booked the patio
for tomorrow, but, see,
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we need it for our
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- Friend-aversary dinner.
- Yeah.
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- Friend-aversary?
- Mm-hmm.
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That sounds ridiculous.
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Well, what are you using it for?
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Caturday Night Fever,
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a disco-themed dance party for cats.
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Great. And I can assume
none of you gals are married?
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This is kind of "Kevin's thing,"
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so you're gonna have to ask Kevin.
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Well, who the hell is Kevin?
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So, uh...
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what's up, Kevin?
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No, no, no, no, no. Face-to-face.
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Oh, man.
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Uh...
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Hey, there, uh... Kevin.
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You're looking good.
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Your fur is on point. What,
you been hitting the salmon?
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Listen, uh, it'd really
be great if you could
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let us have the patio tomorrow,
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so I can party with my friends.
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Are we waiting for him to answer or...?
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Oh, Kevin says he wants
a kiss to seal the deal.
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I ain't kissing no damn cat, man.
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Kiss the cat, Hank.
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Oh. Oh.
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The patio is yours, gentlemen.
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- Hot damn!
- You're the man, Kevin.
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All right.
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And now Kevin wants a kiss from mommy.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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- Oh...
- Close the door.
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- Hey, Sid.
- Hey, Sid, great news.
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- Friend-aversary is on.
- Yeah.
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Friend-aversary is off!
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What are you talking about? I
just kissed a tuna-breath cat.
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I got whiskers in my teeth.
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Well, Margaret told me everything.
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I was your second choice
to sit at the table?
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Oh, Sid, it is no big deal.
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Just because we asked
Dudley before you...
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What?!
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You went to Dudley before me?!
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- What is happening right now?
- Oh, Sid,
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take it easy, okay? You're gonna faint.
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Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?
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Well, I'm not gonna give
you the... satisfaction.
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Well, Margaret, you got what you wanted.
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You ruined Friend-aversary.
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What holiday you gonna ruin next?
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What, you gonna boil the Easter Bunny?
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You gonna kick Santa in the sack?
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Are you actually gonna blame this on me
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for telling Sid about
the lie that you told him
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two years ago that you
didn't tell me not to tell him
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that I didn't know was a
lie that he didn't know?
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She's trying to confuse us, Hank.
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Stand your ground.
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You know, lost in all
of this is the fact
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that I had to kiss a cat...
for nothing, because of you.
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I want to know who you gonna
kiss to make this right?
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'Cause it ain't gonna be me.
Sorry, I am not interested.
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'Sup, y'all? I'm just here
to set up for the party.
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Wait.
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Friend-aversary is on?
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You want me to go bring
the, uh, 3 Musketeerses?
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Oh, I'm not setting
up for Friend-aversary.
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I'm setting up for Caturday Night Fever.
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So once you get those 3 Musketeerseses,
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why don't you feed 'em to your butt?
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And, Margaret, would you
like to be my plus one?
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Oh, Sid, that sounds great
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because you know how much I
love being invited to stuff.
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So you're just gonna ditch us to
hang out with a bunch of cat ladies?
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Meow, meow, bitches.
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00:15:03,418 --> 00:15:05,198
How fun is this?
252
00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:07,628
Yeah, I'm actually starting
to have a pretty good...
253
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:09,956
Oh, this sucks, Sid.
254
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,355
I mean, I know we're
trying to prove a point
255
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,152
to Hank and Charlie,
but this is a freak show.
256
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:17,995
- You don't even like cats.
- I love cats.
257
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,855
I've never been happier,
258
00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:23,167
with the love of these
beautiful little crea...
259
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:24,760
Ow!
260
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,850
Damn you, you dick!
261
00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:31,147
We have so much fun together.
262
00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:38,917
- We don't need Sid.
- Mm-mm.
263
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,683
We can throw our party without him.
264
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:44,651
Although he does handle the
decorations, music and the food,
265
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:47,511
it's really our stimulating conversation
that makes our party great.
266
00:15:52,573 --> 00:15:53,573
Yup.
267
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:58,926
Oh, come on, Margaret.
268
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,793
If we're not dancing,
it's gonna look like
269
00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:03,176
we're not having fun
to Hank and Charlie.
270
00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:05,142
Oh, Sid,
271
00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:07,168
you don't have to do this.
272
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,808
I mean, is it really that big of a deal
273
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,366
that you were their second choice?
274
00:16:10,454 --> 00:16:12,058
Yes, it is.
275
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:16,980
When I walked up to that table,
I felt butterflies in my tummy,
276
00:16:17,036 --> 00:16:20,168
but to them, I was just some
rando with a phone charger.
277
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,363
I realize now those
guys never felt about me
278
00:16:23,388 --> 00:16:25,347
the way that I felt about them.
279
00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,722
My heart is broken, Margaret!
280
00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:40,590
Guys, you really need Sid back,
and he definitely needs you.
281
00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,129
He thinks your whole
friendship isn't real
282
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:44,683
because it started with a lie,
283
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,019
so you need to prove to him
how important he is to you.
284
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,884
Now, before you say
no, I just want you...
285
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,051
We're in.
286
00:16:50,852 --> 00:16:52,418
Well, that was easy.
287
00:17:00,926 --> 00:17:02,112
I got your text.
288
00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:04,652
I'm still not speaking to you guys,
289
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,501
but on the off chance
Bradley Cooper is really here...
290
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,082
... you have my full attention.
291
00:17:12,318 --> 00:17:13,318
Places!
292
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,302
"In the beginning,
293
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,224
"Charlie and Hank
thought they were happy,
294
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,669
but something was missing."
295
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:31,052
"Hank, I think I'm happy,
but something is missing."
296
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:34,763
"Should we let Dudley sit at our table?"
297
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:37,974
"That's a stupid idea,
Charlie. You stupid."
298
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:43,037
"But wait a minute. Look over there."
299
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:45,716
- "Who."
- "Is."
300
00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:46,755
"That?"
301
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:50,724
Oh!
302
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:57,865
"I am Sidney Lafayette Delacroix,
303
00:17:58,142 --> 00:18:00,794
and I have nowhere to sit."
304
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:08,177
"Maybe we should ask this
awesome guy to sit with us."
305
00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:10,791
"Now, wait a minute. That depends.
306
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,357
"It's true, we have a seat at our table,
307
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:15,863
"but before we ask you to sit with us,
308
00:18:16,122 --> 00:18:19,419
we have some questions.
Are you funny as hell?"
309
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,767
"Yes."
310
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:26,138
"Are you a wizard with a casserole?"
311
00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:27,974
"Yes."
312
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:32,112
"And is your style always on point?"
313
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,512
"Oh, friggin' hell yes!"
314
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:38,693
"Well, then, please, have a seat."
315
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,927
"Oh, no, Hank,
316
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:49,341
what's that feeling in
my stomach? Bad clams?"
317
00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:52,935
"No, Charlie, those are butterflies.
318
00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,247
Friendship butterflies."
319
00:18:57,357 --> 00:19:00,622
You guys, you really mean all that?
320
00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:01,929
Sure do.
321
00:19:02,764 --> 00:19:06,513
You know, uh, something I never
told you about that day, Sid.
322
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:09,099
When we were charging my phone,
323
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:13,593
I kept unplugging it 'cause
I didn't want you to go.
324
00:19:16,392 --> 00:19:19,763
Yup, Charlie and I are
like two dying phones.
325
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:23,097
And whenever our power gets too low,
326
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,708
- 10% or below...
- Yeah.
327
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:27,841
... you charge us up.
328
00:19:28,912 --> 00:19:31,185
You not only had a charger that day,
329
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:33,192
- you were the charger.
- Oh.
330
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:38,801
This is the sweetest thing
anybody has ever done for me.
331
00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:43,012
And, Margaret, I didn't
think I'd ever say this,
332
00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:46,598
but in some very odd way,
you're turning me on.
333
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,895
Oh, uh, I'm really proud of
the three of you.
334
00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:56,825
Now could I please
take off this stupid wig
335
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,059
and get these three tennis
balls out of my pants?
336
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:05,049
Uh, well, our play's not over yet.
337
00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:06,747
- Um, Charlie.
- Oh.
338
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:10,731
"'Cause even with the addition of Sid,
339
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:13,926
the third piece of the group
still was not complete."
340
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,630
What are you guys talking about?
341
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,503
"Hi, I'm Margaret.
342
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:27,410
I'm going to sit here,
whether you like it or not."
343
00:20:29,122 --> 00:20:32,090
Aw! You guys included me.
344
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:35,212
"On first impression, I do not like you,
345
00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:36,778
but you will grow on me."
346
00:20:37,998 --> 00:20:40,349
"You're going to grow
on all of us. That's right.
347
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,341
"You're the new chapter of our story.
348
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,983
We're sorry we didn't include you."
349
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:46,866
"I'm lucky to be in this amazing group,
350
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:50,561
considering I'm a huge pain in the ass."
351
00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:55,842
- Hank wrote the script.
- Yes.
352
00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:57,795
I figured.
353
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,100
The end.
354
00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,842
Margaret, this is your official invite
355
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,569
to the Friend-aversary dinner.
356
00:21:05,594 --> 00:21:08,545
Oh, well, I'll think about it. I'm in.
357
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,623
Can I come, too?
358
00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:13,483
Go hang with the cat ladies, Dudley!
359
00:21:15,059 --> 00:21:17,631
I wish. Too much bad blood.
360
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:21,127
I really ran through
those broads back in 2016.
361
00:21:31,473 --> 00:21:35,250
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