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- What am I supposed to wear
to your wedding?
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The invitation just says,
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"Not basic."
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- You know, not basic.
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I don't know how to explain it
more than that.
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- Yeah, like,
Adam's wearing a gray suit.
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- Mm, I mean,
that's, like, semi-basic,
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but you guys are old.
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No one's looking
at you anyways.
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- I didn't know
you were bringing Adam.
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- Yeah, I thought
your marriage was, like,
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[imitates monitor beeping]
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[imitates flatlining]
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- No, it's fine.
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We--we're just--
we're in couples counseling,
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and it's fine, and, please,
nobody be weird around him.
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Okay?
- No...
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I'm, like, super cazh.
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- And, please,
nobody say "super cazh,"
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like, as a life rule.
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- Well, personally,
I'm gonna wear a polo dress.
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All right? It's simple,
beautiful, elegant...
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Oh, but then again,
I do have one
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of Nancy Pelosi's
old pantsuits.
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I won it at an auction.
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Do you think
that would be better?
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- I'm actually just wearing
my bridesmaid's dress.
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- You asked Amy
to be a bridesmaid,
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but you didn't ask me?
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- What? Ohhh!
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Uhhh...
[chuckles nervously]
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Yah!
- I get it.
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Ah!
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I just kind of always wanted
to be a bridesmaid, and I--
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I don't know if I'll ever get
another chance.
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I mean...
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my sister's just so ugly.
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- All right, Dina...
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you can be a bridesmaid.
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- Yes! Oh!
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You will not regret this.
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Okay, I'm gonna need to see
my dress asap,
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in case I want to change
the cut or the color.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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[gentle music]
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*
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- Does this sound fancy to you?
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- Nah, just sounds like gold
clinking up against crystal.
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- What?
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Those are two
of the most expensive things!
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- Relax, dude,
it's not a competition.
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I just got something from the
"lost and found" bin at work.
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- I don't want
people spending money
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they might not have tomorrow.
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Corporate is making me
lay off six people.
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- Whoa.
There's gonna be layoffs?
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- Shh!
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[whispering]
I don't want anyone to know.
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- Okay, well,
they're gonna find out
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when the paychecks stop coming.
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- I'll tell them tomorrow.
- Mm.
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- Cheyenne's wedding
should be a day of joy...
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that people
look back on and say,
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"I was happy that day.
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That was the last day
I was happy."
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- You look fine.
- Yeah? Fine?
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- Yeah, fine.
Yeah, good, like--
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like you always do.
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Nice, you look nice.
- Thanks.
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You too.
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I feel like everyone
is looking at us.
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Maybe I shouldn't have come.
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- [whispering]
Adam, nobody's looking at us.
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- Adam!
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Sorry. Adam.
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Hey!
[chuckles]
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How's it going, man?
- Good.
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- You know what? Come on,
let's bring it in here.
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- Hey.
- Yeah!
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It's good to see you.
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What's up?
What's new with you?
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I mean, with work, not--
not personal stuff.
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- Super cazh.
- No doubt.
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- Still unemployed, but...
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- Cool.
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[sputtering, exhales deeply]
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- I'm Kristen, by the way.
- Yes!
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That's Kristen.
- Hi.
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- My husband.
- My--my husband.
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Sorry, that's--Yeah.
- It's my husband.
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[indistinct chatter]
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both: Oh.
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- I--
- What are you doing here?
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- Jear Bear,
can you go get my vape pen?
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I left it in the car.
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- Oh, you're here together.
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- Yeah!
You remember Jerry.
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We all met at that restaurant.
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- It's nice to see you again.
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- It's nice
to see you again...
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also.
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- Kind of need
that vape pen now.
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- Right. Sorry.
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- I love how strawberry smoke
smells in my hair.
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- I bet.
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- * A, B, C,
1, 2, 3, baby, you and-- *
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- Chins up.
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[camera shutter clicking]
Beautiful, ladies, perfect.
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Ma'am, could you lean back?
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There's a shadow on the bride.
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- Oh, sure.
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- How are you feeling?
Are you nervous?
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- No, just excited.
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- Listen, I filled my purse
with muscle relaxants
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and anti-flatulent meds.
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Oh, and if you're gonna puke,
you can use the purse.
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- Okay, thanks.
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- Told you
I'd be a good bridesmaid.
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- It's okay to be nervous,
if you are, you know?
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I was totally nervous
at my wedding.
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I was like,
"Aah! Should I run away?"
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[chuckles nervously]
Wouldn't that be so funny
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if you just, like, ran away
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and went to college
or something?
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- [chuckles awkwardly]
- I was just kidding.
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[camera shutter clicking]
- What if we did our squad pose?
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- Yeah!
Squad pose!
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, okay...
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- Dina, just--
- I'm sorry.
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- Maybe lean--
- What?
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- Just lean.
- I'm leaning.
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- Lean in.
- I'm leaning!
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- Shadow.
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- I can't control the sun!
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- Yo, fellas, like,
"sinceriously," thank you
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for attending my nuptials
and what-have-you-not.
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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- You know what?
Like, life is crazy.
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I never thought I'd have
so many nerds at my wedding.
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You know what I'm saying? Ha.
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- Ooh! Drama.
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Amy's real husband.
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Amy's work husband.
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- Work husband? Huh.
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Should I be worried?
- No!
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No, I mean--
No, I got you.
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Yeah, you look out!
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[chuckles]
- Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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- Yeah, yeah,
you are Amy's work husband.
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I see you two together,
like, all the time,
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walking around, you know--
- [chuckles nervously]
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It's like
he's got wedding brain.
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[chuckles nervously]
- Sure. Okay.
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- Whoa! Easy on the shrimp!
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Those are supposed to be
for everybody.
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- I only took a few.
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- Yeah, took a few hundred.
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All right, put that back.
- Okay.
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- Yo, keep this girl away
from the ocean!
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That's where
all the shrimp's at.
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- These people aren't cogs
you can just throw away.
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They're a family.
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They talk.
They stand around.
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I guess that's all
they're doing right now.
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I wish Jeff could see this.
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Maybe I should invite
Jeff here.
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- Yes.
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You should definitely do that.
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[Pachelbel's "Canon in D"
playing]
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[giggling, crowd aws]
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*
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- What is he wearing?
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He looks like a woman.
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- Bo?
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Bo is a woman.
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- Oh?
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Lesbians.
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- [chuckles]
Big-time.
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- The whole world's going gay.
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*
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- Bigger steps.
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You guys are killing our pace.
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And one of you is wearing
too much Cool Water.
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- Yeah, that's me, Dina.
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- Aw, Amy looks beautiful.
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- Not my type.
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- Mm-mm.
No, I only like
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tall, blue-eyed blondes...
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and shorter Asians,
but that is it.
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[chuckles]
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[crowd awing]
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*
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- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
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to witness the union
of Cheyenne Taylor Lee
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and Bilbo Derek Thompson
in holy matrimony,
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to be joined
as husband and wife
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for all eternity.
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- No, I can't do this, okay?
No.
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- Bo, stop it.
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- No, okay? I got to be free.
You can't chain me down!
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[crowd murmurs]
- [whimpers]
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Do you have to
do this right now?
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- [whispering] Cheyenne,
maybe it's for the best.
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- No, what's up?
This can't wait, okay?
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Okay, I can't stand up in here
and say all these words
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about loving you forever.
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But I can rap them.
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- Then we're gonna need
a sick-ass beat.
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Spit fire,
Minister Funk-Ah-Khan!
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- [beatboxing]
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- Yeah!
* I'ma be with you for life
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- * For life!
- * I'm the husband
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* You da wife
- She's very charismatic.
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- * Not property
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.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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- Hey!
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- Ain't no way I'm getting
hitched to my ride-or-die
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without my boys here
repping me, son.
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What's up?
[imitates hip-hop beat]
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Yeah!
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Auntie Beth! Oh, my!
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So good to see you.
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Are you getting
younger or prettier?
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I can't tell.
[chuckles]
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- [speaking Japanese]
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Ow!
- Relax, Bridezilla.
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So, as your bridesmaid,
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I'm supposed to come
hold your dress while you...
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you know, piss and [bleep].
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And I'm clocking you in
at three hours
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since your last pit stop.
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- Um, I-I'm good, thank you.
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- Yeah.
239
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For me, now is kind of perfect,
240
00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,959
because those mini pizzas
you served earlier are just...
241
00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:39,962
not sitting.
242
00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,663
- [sighs]
Okay, fine, I'll go.
243
00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:42,855
- Let's do this.
244
00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,726
- Oh! Table three.
245
00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:45,995
Party table. Whoo!
246
00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,143
- Whoo!
- Ooh-ah.
247
00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,998
- No, that--that's not
what we were doing.
248
00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,007
- Yeah, I know.
249
00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,009
- Um...
[clears throat]
250
00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,741
Oh, okay.
251
00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,006
Uh, you know what? maybe we
should sit somewhere else.
252
00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,745
- Pretty sure you're supposed
to sit at the table
253
00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,950
they tell you to.
254
00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,681
- Okay, square.
[chuckles]
255
00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,946
I don't know how
you stayed married to her.
256
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,945
I didn't mean--
That wasn't...
257
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,017
Um, cool!
258
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,615
Cool, cool.
259
00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:10,787
All right.
[sighs]
260
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,164
How're we doing over here, huh?
261
00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,662
- What are you doing?
262
00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,064
- I just like to sit...
263
00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,695
facing Elias.
264
00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,671
Hey.
265
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,040
- Table nine,
the buffet is now open.
266
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,169
Go wild.
267
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,813
- You're making announcements?
268
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,838
Doesn't it feel like
you're just at work?
269
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,783
- Well, what can I say, man?
I just love the power.
270
00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,039
Table eight.
271
00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,647
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
272
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,020
Now you can go.
273
00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,218
- Hey.
- There you are!
274
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,219
- What's the emergency?
275
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,220
- [coughs] Oh, my God.
- What?
276
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,092
- You remember Cheyenne,
don't you?
277
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,961
She just got married.
278
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,230
- Hi. Yes, this is
your wedding.
279
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,988
So why would you--
I'm sorry that I'm--
280
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:47,997
I'm wearing shorts.
281
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,728
I was at a Frisbee golf thing.
282
00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,963
- Cool.
- It's cool. It's cool.
283
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,868
Hey, fun fact about Cheyenne
284
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,000
is she's severely uneducated,
285
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:55,895
so her job's the only thing
286
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,736
standing between her
and prostitution.
287
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,072
Now, let me introduce you
to some other peeps
288
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,838
who are
right on the poverty line.
289
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,006
- I'm sorry about the--
290
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,754
- I never prostituted.
- No.
291
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:08,981
- What you have been--
- So how have--
292
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,016
- [chuckles]
Sorry.
293
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,251
You go.
294
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,885
- How's your boyfriend?
295
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,991
- We're not dating anymore.
296
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,092
- Oh. Um...
297
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,264
I'm sorry to hear that.
298
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,031
- Yeah.
299
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,131
I made him up.
300
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,072
- Okay.
- Thank you.
301
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,040
- Bye. Yeah.
Here you go.
302
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,738
- I need a super-embarrassing
story about you.
303
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,241
- Why?
- It's just for my speech.
304
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,412
And it's not essential,
305
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,110
but if it could rhyme with
"fellatio," that would be icing.
306
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,013
- No, Dina,
most of the bridesmaids
307
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,005
aren't giving toasts.
308
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,276
I'm not.
- Well...
309
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,153
I mean, no offense,
but you're not funny.
310
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,282
- I'm funny.
311
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,916
- Sure, you're hilarious.
312
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,052
Come on.
313
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,016
- Oh, my God.
You look so gorgeous.
314
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,794
The ceremony was beautiful.
315
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,022
Why the hell
did you invite Jeff?
316
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,157
- I didn't.
I think he came with Glenn.
317
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,062
- [sighs]
- No, a-as a friend.
318
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,304
- I'm not ready
to talk to Jeff right now.
319
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,029
- Mateo, you think
I'm funny, right?
320
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,966
- [awkwardly]
Uh-huh.
321
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,971
- Attention, wedding guests,
specifically Bo's friends.
322
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:05,835
Just because I'm a DJ
323
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,813
does not mean
I am "carrying" Molly.
324
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,812
So please stop asking.
325
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,814
Thank you for shopping
at Cloud 9.
326
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,306
Damn it.
Sorry. Force of habit.
327
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,077
- Justine lives
in a studio apartment,
328
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,317
and she's 40, so obviously
a lot of need there.
329
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,062
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
330
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,830
- Uh, Glenn.
331
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,088
- What?
- I'm--I'm gonna leave now.
332
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,096
- Why?
- Because this is a wedding
333
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,198
that I was not invited to.
334
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,829
Plus, I'm wearing shorts.
335
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,334
- I didn't make you
wear shorts.
336
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,965
- Still, I'm just gonna--
337
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,101
I got to go.
- No, no, no.
338
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,835
You can't leave
without saying hi
339
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,110
to Cheyenne's
adorable daughter,
340
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,039
Harmonica.
341
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,113
And don't let those
chubby cheeks fool you.
342
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,112
If her parents can't
keep buying food for her...
343
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,845
she'll die.
344
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,850
I'm gonna show you
to somebody, yeah.
345
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,122
[baby fussing]
346
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,221
- Wait.
- [crying]
347
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:55,818
.
348
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,316
[hip-hop music playing]
349
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,062
*
350
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,834
- Okay...
351
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,203
- Mama.
352
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,071
- What is his game?
353
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,069
He just shows up
out of nowhere,
354
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,971
flashing those legs,
carrying a baby around.
355
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,974
[scoffs] I get it--
you're father material.
356
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,907
I mean, I hate kids,
but I love dads.
357
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,705
- So do you always
play the man?
358
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,078
- Uh...yeah.
359
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,715
Yeah, most of the time.
360
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:27,091
- Oh, that's--
that's wonderful.
361
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,020
- Yeah.
362
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,855
- Oh, I see you went
with the Pink Cheyenne.
363
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,731
- Yeah, it's Code Red,
vodka, and 13 cherries.
364
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,102
I'm kind of into it.
- [chuckles]
365
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,999
- Oh, look.
There you guys are.
366
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,102
- Oh, that's cute.
367
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,233
- Yeah, yeah.
368
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,098
But that is atypical,
you know?
369
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,966
If you caught us
on a normal day,
370
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,965
she'd probably have her hands
around my neck, you know...
371
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,507
[imitating Amy]
"Jonah, you screwed up again.
372
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,981
Go clean Softlines."
373
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,110
- Okay, I don't talk
like that.
374
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,854
- Well, sometimes.
375
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,850
[imitating Amy]
"Adam, wash your tennis shoes.
376
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,122
They're disgusting."
[Jonah chuckles]
377
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,819
- Okay, well,
they are disgusting
378
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,291
'cause there was a family
of spiders living in them, so...
379
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,019
- Okay, well, they're my shoes,
and I paid for them,
380
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,785
so it's kind of
none of your business.
381
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,164
- Yeah, well, I was just
asking you to be an adult
382
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,932
every now and then, so...
- I know, but still.
383
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,160
- Yeah, okay.
384
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,030
- I'm Team Adam.
385
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,036
- All right, ladies and gents.
386
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,298
I'm gonna get this thing humming
with a few jokes.
387
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,067
- Dina,
you really don't have to.
388
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,306
- No, it's okay.
It's okay.
389
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,140
I'm a bridesmaid.
It's part of my job.
390
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,306
All right, joke one--
391
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,054
marriage
is a three-ring circus,
392
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,950
engagement ring,
393
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,322
wedding ring,
394
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,320
suffering.
395
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,917
So...
396
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:36,956
that was joke one.
397
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,160
[Earth, Wind & Fire's
"September"]
398
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,163
*
399
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,026
- That's a grammar joke.
400
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,795
If English isn't
your first language,
401
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,074
that one may be lost on you.
402
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,172
Okay, next up--
403
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,044
what do you call a woman
who likes small penises?
404
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,844
Hopefully Cheyenne.
- Okay.
405
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,036
- I'm kidding.
The little ones tend to be--
406
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,807
- All right,
thank you, Dina,
407
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,246
for those beautiful
and appropriate words.
408
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,381
- Yeah, well, good luck,
409
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:06,845
'cause this crowd blows!
410
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,987
- Uh, hi.
411
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,361
I just wanted to say
412
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,829
congratulations
to Cheyenne and Bo.
413
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,964
Um...
414
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,226
uh, I--
I love you, Cheyenne.
415
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,095
You remind me of me.
[chuckles]
416
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,874
I-I also met my husband
in high school,
417
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,844
and we did the whole
"baby first" thing,
418
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,943
and then got married
because we had to.
419
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,205
I mean, not--
[stammers] Wah!
420
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,082
I didn't mean we had to.
I meant--
421
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,981
I meant we got pregnant
so we got married...
422
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,954
but, um,
marriage is amazing!
423
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,993
I mean, is it hard work?
424
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,848
Yes.
[chuckles] Duh.
425
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:40,947
Like, that's the cliché, right?
426
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,218
"Ah, it's so hard,"
because it is.
427
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,086
You know,
one second everything's great,
428
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,955
and then you step on
some invisible land mine,
429
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,034
and you're fighting.
430
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,101
Boom! Ka-boom!
431
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,100
Uh...
432
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,232
'Cause it's hard.
It's just--It's hard.
433
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,867
But...
434
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,303
it is the hard
435
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,067
that makes it good.
436
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:01,938
That--that wasn't me.
437
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,435
That was from
"A League of Their Own."
438
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,176
Why did Madonna
and Rosie O'Donnell
439
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,182
stop being friends?
440
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,083
I feel like something
happened there, right?
441
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,175
Maybe we should talk about that.
442
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,448
- The desert table is now open
443
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,056
for anybody
who would like to stop talking.
444
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,290
- But, okay,
what I'm trying to say
445
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,426
is that no matter
how tough it gets,
446
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,162
it's gonna be fine.
447
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,067
It's gonna be...
448
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,039
so...
449
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,038
fine.
450
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,169
You know?
451
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,443
- [whispering]
Just give me the--Give it--
452
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,941
- But I--
- Give it to me.
453
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,073
[feedback whines]
454
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,437
You heard it here first, folks.
455
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,175
Marriage is fine.
456
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,980
Yikes.
[chuckles]
457
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,352
[laughter]
458
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,480
- Oh! Oh, you like the joke
about Amy's marriage?
459
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,115
'Cause I got a ton of those.
460
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,221
Amy's marriage is so bad...
461
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:49,592
.
462
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,092
[hip-hop music playing]
463
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,162
*
464
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,466
- Wow.
You're a really good dancer.
465
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,468
- Thanks.
You too.
466
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:06,040
*
467
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,083
- Hey, do you think Amy's okay?
468
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,078
- Aw. You worried
about your work wife?
469
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,950
- Me? No.
No, I don't even care about her.
470
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,079
No.
471
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,483
Hey.
We should move in together.
472
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,954
- What?
473
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,223
Dude, what is
with you tonight?
474
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,220
*
475
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,493
- I'm tired.
I think I want to head out.
476
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,122
- Okay, yeah.
477
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,957
I'll just say good-bye
to everybody, and we can go.
478
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,363
- No, you should stay.
479
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,364
I'll grab a cab.
480
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,495
- Adam.
481
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,100
Look, I'm sorry
about the toast, okay?
482
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,103
I-I-I didn't know
what to say.
483
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,495
I just--
I started rambling,
484
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,106
and then
I couldn't stop rambling.
485
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,508
I wasn't even--
- Would you have married me
486
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,509
if we hadn't gotten pregnant?
487
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,341
*
488
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,107
- Would you have asked?
489
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:50,476
*
490
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,287
- Well, then what are we doing?
491
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,449
*
492
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,057
- Thank you.
- Dina, this is for you.
493
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,390
- What's this?
494
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:02,125
- It's my bridesmaid gift,
just to say thank you.
495
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,132
- Oh.
496
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,574
You're welcome.
497
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,569
You know what?
498
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,200
Actually,
I don't feel comfortable
499
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,996
taking cheap jewelry
into my house.
500
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,038
One of the birds
is gonna get into it,
501
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,142
then it's another midnight run
to the urgent care.
502
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,384
So I think you should return it
and just give me the cash.
503
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,549
Thanks, girl.
504
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,351
- Sometimes
the headline will say,
505
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,493
"What happens next
is unbelievable,"
506
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,218
but then it's, like,
kind of underwhelming.
507
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,385
- I know.
508
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,132
It's almost like they're trying
to trick me into clicking.
509
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,629
- I'm tired.
Let's go.
510
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,360
- Already?
They haven't even cut the cake.
511
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,125
- I've seen people
cut cake before.
512
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,304
Let's go.
513
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,231
[romantic pop music playing]
514
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,097
- I really enjoyed
talking to you.
515
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,195
- I really enjoyed
talking to you, too.
516
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,467
- I can't start the car
with my mind!
517
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,466
- Bye.
518
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,207
- Bye.
519
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,582
*
520
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,482
- [sighs]
521
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,484
Jeff!
- [whispering] Shh.
522
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,676
This baby's asleep.
523
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,287
- [whispering] Have you been
at the wedding this entire time?
524
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,550
- Yes.
525
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,458
You saw me when I came in, and
then I think we made eye contact
526
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,290
when we were both in line
for the bathroom a while ago.
527
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,195
- [normal voice]
I don't think so. [chuckles] I--
528
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,298
Anyway, um,
it's good to see you.
529
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,300
- Not you. I hate you.
530
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,432
- What?
- Yeah!
531
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,196
You dumped me out of nowhere,
so of course I hate you.
532
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,536
It just sounds funny
because I'm whispering.
533
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,170
Because I don't want to wake
the baby up because--
534
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,366
[baby crying]
[normal voice] And thank you.
535
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,177
Now she's awake.
[baby wails]
536
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,510
You just can't stop hurting me.
537
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,584
Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna trade you.
538
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,223
You take her.
[baby wails]
539
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,718
She doesn't like
to bounced, okay?
540
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,179
[whispering]
I hate you.
541
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,388
Not you.
I love you.
542
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,188
[baby cries]
543
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:44,264
*
544
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,143
[indistinct chatter]
545
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,439
- Hey.
546
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,511
- Hi.
547
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,479
- Just getting
some fresh air.
548
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,538
- Where's Kristen?
549
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,447
- Uh, Kristen
needed a break...
550
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,450
[sighs]
551
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,581
From me.
552
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,586
[both chuckle]
553
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,649
Where's Adam?
554
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,487
- Uh, Adam went home.
555
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,322
*
556
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,758
- Ah.
557
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,632
Uh, well...
558
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,531
I'll--I'll leave you alone.
559
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,133
- I think
my marriage is over.
560
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,526
*
561
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,438
That's the first time
I've said that out loud.
562
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,311
*
563
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,280
Mm, you gonna say
something or...?
564
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,445
- [sighs]
565
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,720
I don't know what to say.
566
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,778
- Well, that's a first.
[chuckles]
567
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,219
- If anybody can get
through this, you can.
568
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,286
- [scoffs] Okay.
569
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,225
- No, no, I'm not--
I'm not just saying that.
570
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,231
You're--you're...
571
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,273
you're tough...
572
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,469
and, uh--and persistent
573
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,441
and decisive.
574
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,209
- Mm. Kind of sounds like you're
calling me stubborn.
575
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,240
- [laughs]
Yeah, well...
576
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,476
you are
insanely stubborn and...
577
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,611
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
578
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,445
- A little domineering...
- Uh-huh.
579
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,480
- Caustic maybe.
580
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,315
- Caustic?
- Yeah.
581
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,349
When I catch you
before coffee time...
582
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,594
- [laughs]
583
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,719
- You're downright hostile.
584
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,594
- [laughs] Yeah.
585
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,293
Yeah, you're not wrong.
586
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,455
- [laughs]
- Yeah.
587
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,302
So just, like, in general,
a pretty unpleasant person.
588
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,230
- Yeah, pretty unpleasant, yeah.
- Okay.
589
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,335
- [laughs]
- Notice.
590
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,238
- But you're also
the most honest person
591
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,412
that I've ever met.
592
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,480
*
593
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,478
And you're strong
594
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,251
and smart...
595
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,351
and funny,
596
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:46,352
and you're confident
and caring,
597
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,616
and you're sexy and...
598
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,316
- Um...
599
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,358
- That--I didn't--
600
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,262
- No, I--
- I wasn't try--
601
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,634
That was just me--
- Uh, yeah. No, I--
602
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,232
- I so didn't--
I had a few drinks.
603
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,504
- It's fine. I just--
604
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,571
I think that it's time
to cut the cake, so...
605
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,301
I'm just--
I'm gonna go inside.
606
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,507
- Okay. Yeah.
607
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,508
- Um...
thank you.
608
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,510
Thanks, yeah.
609
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:15,521
*
610
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,688
[indistinct chatter]
611
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,615
- Hello.
612
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,656
[plate clatters]
613
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,891
- Oh.
614
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,896
Did you forget something?
615
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,798
- Yeah.
616
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,900
I forgot to do this.
617
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,670
Oh, um...
618
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,271
is it okay
if I kiss you?
619
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,674
- Okay.
620
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,465
*
621
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,807
- Hey, everyone,
Bo and I just want to say thanks
622
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,912
for making our wedding
so dope.
623
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,824
Oh, and shout-out to Boonville
Women's Correctional Facility
624
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,518
for letting my mom Skype in
during the ceremony.
625
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,821
- Where's Jeff?
626
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:53,892
- Looks like he's leaving.
627
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,520
- To see the love in here
and have my work family
628
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,657
and my real family
and my friend family
629
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,892
and my mall family and--
630
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,527
To piggyback on Cheyenne,
631
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,403
at Cloud 9,
we're not just coworkers.
632
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,902
We're a family.
633
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,903
Jeff, please don't make me fire
my family!
634
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:15,337
[crowd murmuring]
635
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,648
- Right. Who's ready
to do the Chicken Dance?
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