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- Roach situation in
the break room is getting worse.
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So clean up your crumbs,
and Heather,
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stop hording yogurt lids
in your locker.
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You're not gonna win
that free cruise.
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- On to something more important
than a bunch of dumb bugs.
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Who's excited about
awards season?
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- Um, Glenn,
the Oscars were last month.
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I know that,
because we had that Oscar pool.
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Wait, who won that again?
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I believe that was you.
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- Oh, yeah, that was me.
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It's all about
the technical categories.
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- Yep, you said that.
- Forget about the Oscars.
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I am talking about the new
Cloud 9 Integrity Awards.
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I know, right?
So cool.
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The winner from each store
gets an unframed certificate,
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and attends a luncheon
with an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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- Wait, hold on.
So you go through the buffet,
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and fill your plate once,
and that's all you get?
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- No, it's all-you-can-eat.
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Anyway, uh, the recommendation
forms are here, and...
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Which Brett will be happy
to help you with...
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In case you think of
someone you work with,
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or maybe work for,
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who you think has shown
integrity in the workplace.
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- You can't push yourself
for an award.
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- Me? I don't even know
if managers are eligible.
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- Oh, yeah,
they're probably not.
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- Well, I know they are,
because I checked, so...
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- Oh, I see,
so it's all you can eat
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on your one trip to the buffet.
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- No, you're...
You're not getting it.
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It... it's multiple trips.
That... that's the beauty of it.
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- Well,
I'm probably not eligible,
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You know, I wouldn't want to add
more drama to the scandal,
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or add gasoline
to the fire, right?
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You were all so interested
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when you thought
Sandra was dating Jeff.
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- Yeah, it just feels
kinda done now.
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- What size plate
do you have to bring with you?
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- They have plates there.
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- So Jeff's
kind of a bigwig, huh?
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I heard when he drives
somewhere,
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Cloud 9 pays for his gas.
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- Oh, well, they pay
for his haircuts too, so...
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- That's awesome.
- Hm.
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- Uh, anyway, you know,
I put in six requests
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for an exterminator
for that roach problem,
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and then it occurred to me,
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maybe Jeff could help
grease the wheels.
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- You want me to talk to Jeff?
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I don't know, Dina, it's...
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I just thought
he was really into you.
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- He is.
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He's obsessed with me.
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I'm all, "What do you wanna
have for dinner?"
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He's like,
"Mateo, I'm obsessed with you."
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- Uh-huh, well,
if you wanna prove it,
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why don't you give him a ring?
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I mean,
if he's obsessed with you.
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- The primary circuit
supplies the secondary portion
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of the valve with air.
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Pump the brakes to demonstrate.
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- What you doing?
- Um, I am making a delivery.
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- Since when do you make
deliveries?
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- Uh...
Since I realized
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we don't have any female
truck drivers in 2017.
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Okay,
I'm helping my parents move.
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- Ah...
- They forgot to rent a truck,
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and they have to be
out of their house today.
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- Uh...
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Okay, if you need some help,
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I actually know
how to drive stick.
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I thought it would be something
that would impress women.
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It does not.
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- Uh, nope, I'm fine.
Thank you.
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- All right.
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Yeah, you got this.
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- Okay, fine, you can help.
- Aww...
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enough with the gratitude.
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- Okay, hitting the road.
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No limits, no rules.
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I like to be
right up on the wheel.
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- Hey, Glenn.
- Hey.
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- Would it be okay
if I recommended you
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for the Integrity Award?
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What? Me?
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Huh?
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You... are you sure?
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- Yeah, you're such a good guy.
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But if you're
uncomfortable with it...
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- No, no. Do it, do it.
- Okay...
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well, I'm gonna put it
in the ballot box.
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- Yeah, okay.
Whatever you decide, you know.
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My middle name's Phillip
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- Okay.
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- I would like
44 crab legs, please.
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- I'm sorry, if I show you
special treatment,
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people are going to
start asking questions.
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There's nothing I can do.
I gotta go.
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- Was that Jeff?
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- Yeah, I asked him about
the exterminator, and...
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- I knew it.
As the internet would say,
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"you can no haz cheeseburger."
Forget it.
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- No, no, he, um...
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Is sending somebody right away.
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I told you,
he's obsessed with me.
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- Oh, you really need to
work on your good news voice.
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I have a series of tapes
I can lend you.
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They're very helpful.
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For example...
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"Grandma's alive!"
No, no, hold on.
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"Grandma's alive!"
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No, that's not
sounding right either.
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I'll find it.
It's just...
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news I would never be happy
to give.
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- Hey, Sandra.
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Hey, how was your vacation?
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- I didn't take one.
- No, I meant last year,
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when I gave you that week off
to go to Atlantic City.
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- Oh...
- Don't worry about it.
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So who you nominating?
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- You.
- What? Me?
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No... Sandra, that's so...
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You know, that is
so out of leftfield.
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Move, move
Coming through, coming through.
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- Found this dog outside...
Stuck in the snow.
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- Oh, my God, is he okay?
- Yeah, he's gonna be fine.
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Hey, Tim, go grab
one of those dog baths,
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Heather, grab some hairdryers,
blankets, and towels.
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Come on, little buddy.
I got you.
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- Thank God Garrett was there.
- Yeah.
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- Talk about integrity.
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- Uh, I... I don't... I don't think
you're allowed to erase.
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- I'm so excited
to meet the parents.
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Trying to decide
if I should ask my questions
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in chronological order
from birth,
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or by degree of embarrassment.
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- Oh, Jonah, so sweet, so dumb.
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Do you actually think
I'd bring you along
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They're in the new place.
We're just getting boxes.
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- Hey, princess.
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We're a little behind schedule.
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- A little?
- Hi, I'm Jonah,
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and I have a lot of questions.
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- Why aren't you guys packed?
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- It's an emotional process.
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Amelia,
you made this in preschool.
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- Amelia?
- Uh, stay in your lane.
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Took me two minutes
to box up everything I own.
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- Let's see.
Uh, this is mostly socks,
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a toothbrush, and a banana.
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- I keep it simple.
What else do I need?
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- I don't know,
maybe your heart medicine,
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so that your body
doesn't reject your new valve?
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- Yep.
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- Look, I'm gonna need to stay.
Can you Uber back?
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- Oh, n-n-no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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This is where I need to be,
Amelia...
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- You know what, Connie?
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Let's start with
those photo albums.
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What do ya say?
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- Sit.
- Okay.
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- All right,
now I'm gonna give you one more,
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'cause I'm looking out
for your sodium.
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Here you go.
- Hey, Garrett.
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Hey there, little guy.
How's your...
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- Oh, he thinks you're trying
to steal his nacho.
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- Oh...
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I'm not.
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Anyway, good for you
for finding him.
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You probably saved his life.
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Hm, who saw that coming?
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- Eh, you know,
it wasn't that big a deal.
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- You might even win the award.
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How crazy would that be?
Garrett, Integrity Award winner.
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- Look, I know how much
you want the award.
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- Whoa!
That's quite a leap.
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- Well, on the off chance
that I'm right,
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why don't we do this?
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Attention, Cloud 9 employees,
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do not recommend me
for the Integrity Award.
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If you would like to reward me
for rescuing a dog,
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feel free to bring baked goods
by Customer Service,
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preferably homemade.
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- Thank you.
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- And no lemon squares,
or anything with oatmeal.
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Save that crap for somebody
who did not rescue a dog.
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- My cousin's actually
an exterminator up in Davenport.
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Name's Rob.
You know him?
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- Uh-uh.
- Eh, worth a shot.
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Would've been cool.
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All right, everyone out.
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Break room is officially closed
for fumigation.
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This stuff is highly toxic.
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Sandra, stay or go.
I really don't care.
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All right, bug man,
room is yours.
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Go to town.
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Oh, okay, NBD.
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Just a few roachies.
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I mean, ah.
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Come at me, bro.
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She said the other kids
were wearing capes at school.
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Then I picked her up one day.
Nope.
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- Okay, Mom, I was coping
with Grandpa dying in my arms.
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And you know what,
why don't you guys get packing?
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If you wanna chit-chat,
exchange numbers.
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Already Facebook friends.
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- So next we have...
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oh, naked Amy.
- Mom...
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- Please,
you were three years old.
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- Don't worry,
I only saw up-top stuff...
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Nothing south of the border.
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- Oh, I didn't mean that
in, like, a Latino way.
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- Hey, Dad, you know,
Jonah is a real art lover.
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- Oh.
- Oh, really?
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Powerful, aren't they?
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- Yeah...
yeah, yeah,
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you have a... a real eye
for composition.
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- They're celebrities.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, I caught that.
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- I knew you'd appreciate them.
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- Yeah...
- Pick your favorite one.
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- Oh, me? No, no, no.
Come on, I couldn't.
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- No, no, no, I insist.
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I don't have room for them
anyway in the new place.
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- Oh, okay, thanks.
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Um, yeah, I'll... I'll take,
you know, Putin.
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- Why?
- Well, I...
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That's just because... I mean,
I... I'll take any of them.
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- No, no, no, no, fine.
You want Putin, take him.
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- Thank you.
This, uh... this mean a lot.
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- Let's say, um...
$30 sound fair?
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- Yeah... yeah, $30's... $30's cool.
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$30's good.
Yeah.
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- Hey, Cheyenne.
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I was just reading
your recommendation.
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It is so nice.
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- Oh, thanks.
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- But three sentences?
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Can I really be summed up
in three sentences?
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- Oh, should it be longer?
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- Well...
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I'm just wondering if we could
up the wow factor.
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I mean, it's not about
making it longer.
246
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,877
It's about making it better
and longer.
247
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:15,008
- So do you want me
to write another one?
248
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,775
- I think you want you
to write another one.
249
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,784
That's what I'm hearing.
- Oh, okay.
250
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,916
I'll do it as soon as I'm done
with this customer.
251
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:25,758
So... so you can get to it
while it's fresh in your head.
252
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,059
- What is?
- I can't wait to find out.
253
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,897
- Okay.
- Okay.
254
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,766
Hi.
255
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,767
Are you ready to be
your best self?
256
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,637
- Okay.
257
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,115
That's it?
258
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,697
- Hey, there you are.
259
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,129
The exterminator was here.
You just missed him.
260
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,102
- Oh, yeah, I saw him.
Really skinny guy.
261
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,137
- Huh, I didn't think so.
262
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,798
- Well, you can't tell
in a jumpsuit.
263
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,866
- Anyway, thanks for
making Jeff send him.
264
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,735
So let me know
if you need anything else.
265
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:18,944
- Cool.
Well, I'd love to get
266
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,875
the bulbs changed
in the parking lights.
267
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,011
Kitchen needs to be re-grouted.
268
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,945
Utility room's a mess.
- Okay...
269
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,051
seems like a lot to ask
all at once.
270
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,189
- Come on now, you just need to
make it worth his while, right?
271
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,826
Bedroom-wise? Kitchen-wise?
Dungeon-wise?
272
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,827
Whatever it is you guys do.
273
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,798
This would just
really help me out.
274
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,099
- Okay, sure, no problem.
- Great.
275
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,031
Let me know if you need
any good sex moves.
276
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,966
- Nope, I'm good.
277
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,171
- You're gonna wanna take
his whole mess of parts,
278
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,140
and just twist 'em up fast,
okay?
279
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,971
Like a... like a windup toy.
280
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,476
Uh, pretend it's a jar
of pickles that won't open.
281
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:56,009
Excuse you,
this is a private conversation.
282
00:11:56,016 --> 00:12:00,086
- Okay someone's ready
for the dance.
283
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,917
- Hi, boy!
Hi.
284
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,390
I was looking
everywhere for him.
285
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,921
Aww, hi, boy.
286
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,726
- Oh, what's going on here?
287
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,058
- Garrett didn't just
find a dog.
288
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,996
He found a veteran's dog.
289
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,927
- Thank you.
You're a hero.
290
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,967
- Oh, no, sir, thank you.
You're the real hero here.
291
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,868
- You are.
- Well, okay, I'll take it.
292
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,239
- Maybe we all are.
293
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,010
All of us are heroes.
294
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,946
- Connie,
you have more necklaces
295
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,747
made out of coins
than I have ever seen.
296
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,850
Until now, the record was zero.
297
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,487
- I'm hungry.
298
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,118
Connie, I'm hungry.
299
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,759
And we will keep packing
until it gets here.
300
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,790
- Pizza?
301
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,428
This is our last meal
in this house.
302
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,897
We can't just eat junk
out of a cardboard box?
303
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,028
- I mean, we could.
- I'll make tamales.
304
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,868
- Ooh, that sounds good...
- Oh, yeah.
305
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,069
- But so does pizza.
306
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,170
For you to make tamales.
- I'll hurry.
307
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,776
- Mom, please, no.
Don't... do not open that...
308
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,107
I just packed...
309
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,852
I can't.
310
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:08,286
- Jonah, I'm feeling like $30
was a little low.
311
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,295
- So all of us at corporate
would like to congratulate you
312
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,297
on some find work today.
Really impressive.
313
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,099
- Ah, just doing what I do.
314
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:25,201
Plus, my manager, Glenn Sturgis,
set such a great example for me.
315
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,435
- Right,
but you're the one who saved
316
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,007
the life of a war hero's dog.
317
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,468
I mean, that deserves
recognition.
318
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:34,406
I think you mean
allegedly saved a life
319
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,283
of an alleged dog.
- It was definitely a dog.
320
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,319
- And who knows if that guy
was even a real war hero.
321
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,488
Maybe he was one
of those veterans
322
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,357
that, you know, shot up
a village of innocent people.
323
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,327
Lot of folks snap
under the fog of war.
324
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,088
What are you doing?
325
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,196
- Um, well...
I'm not sure how...
326
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,499
- Garrett just called you
a bad name,
327
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,500
and now he's giving you
the finger
328
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:58,337
- Attention, Cloud 9 employees,
329
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,338
I am now accepting
recommendations
330
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,510
not because I care,
but largely out of spite.
331
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:09,445
- Hey, uh, so I'm not
exactly sure what this means,
332
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,317
but your mom said,
"You better come down.
333
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,248
You're not too big
to get the chancla"?
334
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,422
- She's threatening
to throw her sandal at me.
335
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,157
Why?
Did she have it out?
336
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,327
- Wait,
is this your childhood bedroom?
337
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,028
- Yeah, take in all the glory.
338
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,299
- So this is where it all began
for young Amelia.
339
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,130
Lets see here.
340
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:32,495
Oh, not one, but two, three...
341
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,605
six pictures of Scott Wolf.
342
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,377
- Yeah, I was part
of the Wolf Pack.
343
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,046
- Hey, is this...
Is this "Rent"?
344
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,577
I never pictured you as a...
A theater nerd.
345
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,116
I was one too.
346
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,077
- Yeah, that's exactly
how I pictured you.
347
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,546
- Oh! And I was on
the debate team as well.
348
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,515
I feel like
if we went to school together,
349
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,157
we would've been friends.
350
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,428
- Um, I'd like to think not,
but, yeah, probably.
351
00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:00,059
- This was not just a crush...
352
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,566
there's a darkness here.
353
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,182
- Okay.
354
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,186
- I think it's, like,
the longest thing
355
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,417
I've ever written.
356
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,590
First time I wrote
"opportunity."
357
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,321
That word's nuts.
358
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,426
- Yeah, well, I...
I think we're getting there.
359
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,628
But I still think we need, like,
a big story here.
360
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,067
Like,
what is my dog-in-the-snow?
361
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,268
- Oh, remember that one time
362
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,470
that you stopped
that shopping cart
363
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,471
from smashing into aisle six?
364
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,408
- Yeah, like that,
365
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,139
but what if
aisle six was a baby,
366
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,346
and the shopping cart was,
like, an axe murderer?
367
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,479
- So you want me to lie
to get you an Integrity Award?
368
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:57,656
- What I'm hearing is that
you want you to lie
369
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,617
to get me an Integrity Award.
370
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,399
- But the worst part
about the chanclas
371
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,238
is if you duck the first one...
372
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,739
There's another one.
373
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,741
- Exactly.
374
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,609
- Right.
- Hon,
375
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,678
would you like
two or three tamales?
376
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,379
What the hell are you doing
with my daughter?
377
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,481
- No, no, no, no, no, sir.
No, not... it's not...
378
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,252
- I'm kidding.
Look at him freaking out.
379
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,222
- It's still hilarious, Dad.
- Your cousins are downstairs.
380
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,623
Steven's girlfriend
is very loud.
381
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,124
- I told you.
382
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,626
- I'm going to the store
to get some ice.
383
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:39,357
- No, Dad, we don't need ice.
We need you to pack your stuff.
384
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,326
This is never gonna get done.
385
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,503
I'm so sick of having to do
everything for them.
386
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,738
- Then don't.
387
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,606
- Come on.
- No, I-I-I mean it.
388
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,137
What... what would happen
if you just left right now?
389
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,212
Who had to deal
with the consequences.
390
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,513
Who decided to deal
with the consequences,
391
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,416
instead of just
letting them deal with it.
392
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,418
I'm just saying,
it's not your responsibility
393
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,188
to make sure that
everything goes well
394
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,258
for everybody else.
395
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,189
- Yeah.
396
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,561
You're right.
397
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,631
They're grownups.
They'll figure it out.
398
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,701
Okay.
Great, let's get out of here.
399
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,770
- Okay, let's go.
400
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,201
Oh, like tha...
Oh, like, out that way?
401
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,566
- Oh, yeah, I'm not dealing
with my cousins.
402
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,276
It's like non-stop
Dr. Evil impressions.
403
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,707
- Excuse me, do you have
anymore bug bombs in back?
404
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,181
There's only one left,
and I have to do my whole house.
405
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,816
- Oh...
One's all you need for a house.
406
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,777
Three of them would fill
a Scottrade Center.
407
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,732
- You really schlonged me
with this whole dog scam.
408
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,200
- Well, that's a low blow.
409
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,831
But since I'm a man of...
410
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,736
Integrity,
I'm gonna let it slide.
411
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,668
- Why are you doing this?
412
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,741
You don't even care
about this award.
413
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,177
- Why do you assume
that I don't care?
414
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,246
One time I do a good deed,
I'd like a little recognition.
415
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,816
I like plaques.
I got walls.
416
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,847
- Are you crying?
- Yeah! I got feelings, too,
417
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,821
although not such
strong feelings
418
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,522
that I should be crying.
That's weird.
419
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,755
- Okay, this is our store today.
420
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,229
Here's where I'd like to see it
in three months.
421
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,198
Fresh coat of paint,
advanced security system.
422
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,259
You can tell Jeff
whatever they have
423
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,766
at the Tel Aviv airport
will be fine.
424
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,798
Now here's where I'd like
to see it in three years.
425
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,239
- Enough!
I'm not your slave, okay?
426
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,270
Uh, I mean, Jeff's not.
427
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,536
Jeff's... Jeff's not gonna do
any of those.
428
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,305
What is going on?
429
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,189
Oh, that's not great.
430
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,657
Smiles and strife.
431
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,866
- I'm sorry.
I just feel terrible.
432
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,369
- I feel sick.
I feel sick.
433
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:02,771
- Yeah, as boys, we're told
to keep our feelings inside.
434
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,705
But this is good.
435
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,841
I'm crying, you're crying.
436
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,576
And...
437
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,781
And my nose is bleeding,
and your nose is bleeding.
438
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,318
- What? Oh.
439
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,349
Code Orange.
440
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,754
This is a Code Orange
toxic event.
441
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,686
Everyone evacuate the building.
442
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,899
- Whoa, what is going on?
443
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,839
- I don't know,
but looks like kind of a mess.
444
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,770
- You know, they're adults.
445
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,706
I'm sure they can handle it.
Whatever it is.
446
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,612
- You know,
we never did get lunch.
447
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,705
- Gotta eat.
448
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,318
- Oh, no, not here, sir.
449
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,356
We have a...
450
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,963
- What percentage oxygen
you using?
451
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,665
Standard 80?
452
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,767
Yeah.
453
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,935
- So some moron
decided to set off
454
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:12,411
ten industrial-sized bug bombs
in your break room.
455
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,212
- Oh, I'm sure
he was just trying to help.
456
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,214
Or she!
Whoever it is.
457
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,216
- Hey, so, uh,
early dinner tonight?
458
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,787
- What are you doing?
- Huh? Oh, it's fine.
459
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,348
I... I came clean.
460
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,986
I mean, the secret
was just inflaming my ulcer.
461
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,761
- And they're okay with it?
- Yeah, it's fine.
462
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,398
It's... it's basically fine.
463
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,869
You need to transfer
to a different store.
464
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,706
- Transfer?
465
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,967
Oh.
466
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,242
- Why can't I just have a car?
467
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,306
- I don't know.
You just can't.
468
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,250
- No, see, the thing is
"Party of Five"
469
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,819
showcased his boyish appeal,
but it made it harder for him
470
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,787
to get darker, more adult roles.
471
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,318
- I wonder what he's doing now.
472
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,323
- He married Kelly from
"The Real World: New Orleans."
473
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,925
They live in Park City
with their three kids.
474
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,262
- Whose names are...
475
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,965
How would I know?
476
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,467
Jackson, Miller, and Lucy.
477
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,276
Okay,
so who was your '90s crush?
478
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,807
- Alyssa Jayne Milano was born
in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn...
479
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,781
- Of course it was
Alyssa Jayne Milano!
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