All language subtitles for Superstore.S01E10.WEBRip.x264-ION10_English

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- Can we please try and shoo
the toddlers away

from the sunglasses stand?

I know that's where
they all like to go,

but we're getting
a lot of damage there.

Also from the lower yogurts.

They tend to just want
to put their fingers in.

- Something going on
with you and Dina?

- No. What? No.

- I don't know, man,
you guys are exchanging

little peek-a-boo glances,

and it's making me
uncomfortable.

- Okay. The other night,

when we were
all locked in the store,

Dina kind of...came on to me.

- Wow.
- Yeah, right?

- I didn't know Dina was into
fancy little porcelain doll-men.

- So, while we haven't caught
the raccoon yet,

I do feel that we're starting
to have a better understanding

of his patterns.

- So, you tap that?

- No, I felt bad.

And I told her
that I wasn't comfortable

dating a supervisor,

and she was cool with it.

- Quick thinking.

- Moving on,

one final announcement
from Dina.

- [clears throat]
Effective immediately,

I will be stepping down
from my position

of assistant manager
to associate level

so that I may concentrate
on...personal matters.

- Well, I think I speak
for everyone

when I say
that's really, really sad.

I know that I'm gonna miss

your constant criticism
of me a lot.

- I'm gonna miss that too.

- Sure there's nothing
we can say to make you stay?

- Well, you know,
there's always--

- Oh, too bad, so sad.

Well, let's have
an extra fun chant.

Come on, give me a C!

all: C!

- Why can't I stop smiling?

[upbeat music]

- I can't believe
she's stepping down.

- Hmm. I wonder what
her personal matters could be.

Hey, Jonah.
You got any ideas?

- Me? No, I don't--
Mm-mm.

- Are her birds okay?

Has anybody checked
the live webcam?

- Maybe she has gambling debts
and she had to take time off

to do favors for the mob boss
that she owes money to.

[gasps]
Or maybe it's something else.

- No, I wonder
who's gonna replace her.

A lot of people have been
suggesting it should be me.

Kind of a groundswell.

- You know, she did mention
a few weeks ago

that her grandmother
was sick.

- Oh, that's great!

No, I didn't mean--
no, it's, uh...

I was just saying, you know,
like, if I get that age,

somebody put a bullet in me.
[chuckles]

[The Fixx's "One Thing Leads
to Another" playing]

- * Do what they say,
say what you mean *

* One thing leads to another

* You told me something...

- I'm here,
reporting for duty.

- Oh, you're gonna be
working here?

With me?

- Yep. But I don't want this
to be awkward for you

just because
I used to be above you,

so go ahead, boss lady.

Tell me what to do.

- Okay, well,
I'm the boss now,

so you better do
what I say.

- I make that joke.
You don't make that joke.

Okay, where do we start?
Look at all these fun colors.

[knocking on door]

- Hey, Glenn,
you wanted to see me?

- Amy, come look out
this window with me.

See, most people
would see a loading dock,

but I see a--

- I don't want to be
Assistant Manager.

- But you didn't even look
out the window.

- I know. Look, I really
appreciate the offer, I do.

But it's basically more work
for the same amount of money.

- Since when have you been
in this for the money?

- Pretty much from day one.

- Oh!

- Things are crazy for me
right now.

I'm taking
these night college courses...

I can't.

- Okay. I'll figure
something out, I guess...

but at least come over
and look out the window with me.

[hydraulic brakes
hissing]

- It is a nice
loading dock.

- It's a nice loading dock.

- Good morning, ma'am.

Do you want to
not look so tired?

Your loss.

Hey, you.
Where have you been?

- Me--oh, big store.
You know, I--

sometimes I'll run into people,
and I'll say,

"Hey, have you been
on vacation?"

and they'll be like, "Nah,
I was here the whole time."

- I love
how you observe things.

- Yeah.
Listen, Dina, the--

- Do you like risotto?
- Huh?

- I make a nice risotto.
I was thinking

if you wanted
to come over later tonight,

I could make us some.

And I have "Hoosiers"
on Blu-ray.

- Well, that sounds
like a great evening.

- Yeah.
Gene Hackman, so...

- Right. Dina, do you think
this is really a good idea?

You know, the whole
giving up your job thing?

- Oh, quitting that job

was the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

- It was?
- Heck, yeah.

I was getting a stress rash
in the shape of Abraham Lincoln.

But now it's disappearing.

I mean, his hat's almost
completely gone.

Why am I going on about it?

I mean, you're gonna see it
soon enough.

- Um...

But...

- I needed a change,
honestly.

Ever since my Nana died,
I've just been in such a rut.

- Oh, no, I'm s--
I didn't--I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, sweet lady.

But it was probably
for the best, though.

- I'm sure.
- I mean, she would not

have been cool
with the whole--

I don't really know how else
to say it--

Jewishness
of this relationship.

- Uh, the relationship
[clears throat]

is something
that we should talk about.

- Yeah. You know, I'm not
normally an insecure person,

but now that it's all out
in the open, I gotta tell you,

there was a couple of times
where I thought,

"Am I being delusional?
Does he even like me?

"Like, I think he does.
[laughs]

Or is he just stringing me along
like some sociopath?"

[forced laugh]
Yeah, no.

Nope, nope, that's not me.
I'm not a psychopath.

- Sociopath.
- What's even the difference?

- A psychopath doesn't have
a conscience.

A sociopath knows
what he's doing is wrong

but does it anyway.

8:00 tonight?

- I can't say no.

- Hate to see you go,
but love to watch you leave.

[thud]

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- So I realized the answer
to our assistant manager problem

has been right in front of us,
literally forever.

- You're gonna promote
Myrtle?

- I decided to promote
based on seniority,

and she has both kinds.

Plus, she has leadership
experience.

She was head switchboard
operator

for the Pall Mall cigarette
company.

- Uh, yeah, but...

maybe you should interview
some other people first.

- Well, I'm not very good
with interviews.

I like just about everybody
I meet.

I have virtually no standards.

- Okay, well,
I could help you find someone.

That is, if you haven't already
offered Myrtle the job.

- No...

Well, I did, but I don't think
she heard me.

- Whoo! Ooh! Aah!
[laughs]

- So, instead of just telling
her you were not interested,

you said you would go to her
house to eat risotto

and watch Gene Hackman
inspire a small town?

- I'm not the bad news guy.

I'm the good news guy,
you know?

"Nicole had a baby!"
"Aden made varsity!"

"Did you hear about Dean?
He beat Lupus!"

People love hearing good news
from me.

- Yeah, and you're totally
unique in that way.

You need to toughen up.
All right, see this dude?

Whatever I ask you,
the answer is no.

- What?

- I need to return this blender.
- Oh, okay.

Well, it looks like
you've got the receipt,

It has not been opened,

and you purchased it
within 14 days.

Can I give him a refund?

- Sorry, no refunds.

- What do you mean?
Why not?

- Yeah, it seems like
a pretty valid return.

- I do not have a good answer
for that.

- So...

- Why don't we give him
store credit?

Would that work for you?
- Yeah, that's fine.

- No store credit.

- I'd like to speak
to your manager.

- No.

- You haven't seen
the last of me.

- So what was the point
of that?

- I don't know.
I'm bored.

- All right, ma'am.
I cannot stress this enough.

You need to be...so still.

Like a...statue.

- Dina? Do you want me to
take over anything

near the eyes?

- Nope. I'm fine.
Learning on the job.

- Her eyes are so pretty,
though.

I'm almost wondering,

what if you don't do
any eyeliner at all?

- Well, we've got to do
something to draw attention

away from that chin.

I said don't move.

Or do you want me to strap you
into this chair?

Don't look at her.
She can't help you right now.

[The Carpenters'
"Rainy Days and Mondays" plays]

- * Rainy days and Mondays
always get me down *

- Strength of a lion.
[growls]

- Okay, this seems
like something

I need to know more about.

- Oh, I'm working on my
presentation

for assistant manager.

I'm want to show them that I
have the strength of a lion,

the intelligence
of a dolphin,

and the determination
of a worker ant.

And this is just what I look
like on a rabbit.

- I'm sold, but...
what are you gonna do

for the talent portion
of the interview?

- Talent portion?

- I see we got
some work to do.

- Okay, so, let's address
the elephant in the room.

Why does a pharmacist want to
slum it as an assistant manager?

I mean, is this a prank show?
Is there a camera watching?

- Are we being Plunked?

- Just...

Truth is, I need a break.

Have you ever held
a dying man's hand in yours

while you had to tell him

that we don't accept rewards
points for his medication?

He literally died
while I was holding his hand.

- I don't think that's true.

- Well,
I guess we'll never know.

- I got to say, Sandra,
I am impressed.

I did not expect you
to be interested in this job,

but way to go,
showing initiative.

- [gasps]

- Oh.

- You're right.
I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have come here.

Ow!
Sorry.

Sorry.

- Is this about the headphones?

- What headphones?
- Oh! I don't know.

I mean, I didn't take them.

They probably forgot
to load them on the truck.

- Right.

- I mean,
if that's what was stolen.

We don't know
if something was, first.

That should be
the first question we ask,

before we make...
accusations.

- Is this your family?
- Oh, yeah.

- They're so clean.

- Your resume says you have
a lot of experience babysitting.

- Actually, it just says,
"watching kids."

- Here's what I'm gonna need.
I'll need a 40% salary bump,

access to a company car--

Does the position come
with stock options?

- Um...
- You know what,

let me answer that.

The position will be coming
with stock options.

- When I was a teenager,

I crashed my father's
Hudson Super

and blamed it on a Chinese.

- Okay, and what about your
three greatest weaknesses?

- If you don't believe me,
then why don't you

go check the tapes, okay?
Just check the tapes, man.

It's all in the tapes.
Check the tapes.

Check the tapes.
check the tapes.

- Yeah, all right, we will.

- You guys actually tape us?

That's so messed up.

- Let me make this
very easy for you.

I'm gonna give you five seconds
to make a decision,

and then I walk.

Five...four...

- This one's eyes are dead,

but this one's eyes
are alive.

What do you call her?
- Oh, her name is--

- Do not tell him her name.
- Okay.

[imitates buzzer noise]
Nope--offer's off the table.

You blew it.

- Oh, I knew it.
- Oh, well, so sad.

Thanks for coming in anyway.

- But it's your lucky day.

I'm gonna give you
one more chance.

Now my demands are doubled.

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- No, Mateo,
your future is not here,

in Manila...

It lies in America.

All aboard!
Next stop, Ellis Island.

No, Rodrigo, stand back.
You're too close to the edge.

You'll fall!

No, Mateo, I want to be
the first to touch...

Lady Libertyyyyyyyy...

Oh, my God, you were right,
Mateo--you're always right!

It actually goes on
for much longer.

- I've seen enough.
I like it.

You got the steak.

Now it's time
to make it sizzle.

- Thank you so much
for shopping at Cloud 9.

Have a heavenly day.

Next custom--
Dina.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Just on my break,

so I thought I'd pick up
a couple odds and ends.

- Cool, cool.

Famous risotto.

- Box of chocolates--you never
know what you're gonna get.

- Multiple sizes.

You never know
what you're gonna get.

- I'm sorry,
can you explain the order again?

- As you go
from left to right,

then each one is worse
than the one before it.

- Okay.
- But,

If you go from right to left,

then...each one is worse
than the one before it.

- Maybe your standards
are too high.

I mean, we're a retail
department store.

We're not hiring
the King of England here.

- I just don't want
to hire someone

who's gonna make
our daily lives miserable.

- Amy, come have a look
out the window with me.

You know, in times of crisis,

good people do what needs
to be done, and--

Amy! Are you leaving
or just peeing?

- Leaving.

- Okay. Just wanted to know
if I should wait.

[Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" plays]

- * I'm so fancy
you already know *

* I'm in the fast lane

* From LA to Tokyo

* I'm so fancy
can't you taste this gold *

* Remember my name
'bout to blow *

* Who that, who that,
I-G-G-Y *

* That do that, do that,
I-G-G-Y *

* Who that, who that,
I-G-G-Y *

* Blow

- Okay.

You're so welcome.

I can't believe
we reuse this stuff.

Doesn't seem sanitary.

- Well, there's usually not
so much blood on them.

- Well, even
a little bit of blood...

- There's never any blood!

- Hey, can I talk to you
for a second...

privately?

- Yeah, you can talk to me
whatever way you like.

Step into my office.

- Okay.

- * Housewares, groceries,
and sporting goods *

* I know all the departments
like a manager should *

- Good.
More street.

* Timecards, schedules,
have I got your attention? *

* 'Cause I wanna talk to y'all
about Loss Prevention *

Mateo for Assistant Manager!

Mew mew mew. Peace!

[pen clatters lightly]

- I think you can go bigger.

- Okay, look. Dina--

This--this is tricky,
um...

- [giggling]
Shh, you're being too loud!

- Sorry, sorry.

- Okay!
It's not a motel.

- Love's just in the air today,
I guess.

- Yeah, listen.
Dina, the--

There are some things
that I wanted to say to you,

and I've been having
a tough time saying it,

so I recorded it
on my phone

and I would like to play it--

- Hey, relax.

Whatever it is, we will deal
with it together, as a couple.

- Okay, I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna press play, okay?

Just--just force myself
to press play.

Gala apples, hummus,
kale chips...

Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

Skinnygirl margarita mix...
That's not--that's not it.

- Hey, it's okay.
- It's the wrong voice memo.

- Everything's awkward
in the beginning, you know?

When you're still
getting to know someone...

- Maybe if I sort by date.
- Before you've even kissed.

- Just one second.
- Maybe we should just

get that part out of the way.

- What part?

- This part.

- Uh--

- Oh, your teeth taste
so good.

- Thank y--

[phone falls, clatters]
Dina, I'm so sorry,

but I don't have the same
feelings for you

that you do for me.
Oh, I'm sorry.

I felt like I needed
to tell you

before either of us did
anything that we regret...

I'm--that wasn't--
I'm so sorry...

I gave you
the wrong impression.

- That phone
has a really good speaker on it.

- An amazing person, and your
friendship means so much--

Dina. Dina!

I just hope
we can we can continue...

[sighs]

- [whispering]
Okay, they're gone.

- Wow, can you believe--
that guy was a wuss!

- Yeah, he was the worst.
Bend down a little more.

I'm trying to look at myself
in the mirror.

.

- I should say something
to her.

- But you just broke up
with the lady over voice memo.

Maybe just let her chill out
for a little bit.

- You know what?
I'm not leaving it like this.

- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey,
no, no, no, don't--

Attention, shoppers:

Are you about to do something
you might regret?

We here at Cloud 9
encourage you to reconsider.

Just ask yourself,

"Am I doing this to help
someone else

or to make myself feel better?"

- Yeah, I'm still waiting
on a shipment for Housewares.

Mm-hmm.

- Hey, Glenn?

Weren't the shift schedules
supposed to come out today?

- Yeah, I'm on the phone.

- Okay, I just need to know
if I should come in tomorrow.

- Yeah, come in tomorrow.
Sure--

- What time?

- I don't care!
Any time!

No, no, not anytime
for the shipment.

Hello?

- Hey, Glenn?
- Mm?

- Is everything okay?

- Yeah, just trying to do
two jobs here.

I think if I can just start
sleeping in tiny little bursts

while I'm already blinking--

- So, you're gonna try and do
both of these jobs yourself?

That's crazy.
- What if someone had told

Ben Affleck that he couldn't
act and direct?

Then we never would've had
that movie about Iran, or--

or, whatever--I'm sorry,
I never saw it.

- Glenn!
- What?

- I'll take the job.

- Oh, thank you!

You have no idea how hard
this has been.

Though it has
dramatically increased

my respect
for Ben Affleck.

- Well, today didn't work out
exactly as I planned.

Don't bother asking for details.
It's none of your business.

But I did kill it
in cosmetics.

- Yeah, you sure did.

- You could improve, though.

I'm gonna bring
a grip squeezer tomorrow.

You need to control
their faces more.

- Hey, Dina, listen.

I know I should probably
leave this alone,

but I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry

about the way I handled
everything.

I mean, I--
you're an amazing person.

- It's fine.
You don't have to do this.

- No, I do, because I mean it.
I mean it.

You know, you're gonna meet
someone terrific,

and I just hope
you and I can--

- Hey, mama.
- Hey, you ready?

- Yeah, I'm psyched.
I've never seen "Hoosiers."

- Oh, it'll change your life.
Let's go.

- That was fast.

- Look, this doesn't have to be
weird, okay?

It just didn't work out.
Sure, you're cute,

but there's, uh...
there's a lot of cute around.

See you tomorrow.

Oh, hey, I should ask,
are you okay with birds?

I have a lot of birds.

- I really appreciate it,
Amy,

and I know the job
might be tough,

but there are
a lot of perks,

like 5% additional discount,

financial aid
for continuing education,

and--oh,
and a closer parking spot.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah.

You'll be parking
next to me.

Open your door with caution,
please.

- No, they help you pay
for college classes?

- Oh, yeah,
but I think only half.

- Half...

Yes!

['80s music]

- Huh.

- Interviewing
for Assistant Manager,

Mateo...

Fernando...

Aquino...

Liwanag!

[music continues]

*

Are you ready?

- Mateo, I'm sorry,
I just offered the job to Amy.

I didn't know you were
interested.

- Oh.

I see.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.