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I've got three rules.
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Don't date co-workers,
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don't move in with co-workers you date,
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and don't dump co-workers
you live with and date.
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Can I move back in with you?
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Ugh.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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So, Neil Penderson, that's our CEO,
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will speak first, followed by Glenn,
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and then Neil will take
a few more questions.
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Let's try and remember
this event is going to be
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live-streamed, so...
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let's try to avoid anything
controversial, okay?
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Laurie, by live-stream
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do you mean in the conventional sense,
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like running water or...
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No, I mean you're going to be filmed
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and then broadcast live
to all of our stores.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry, isn't the whole point
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of a town hall that
you can ask anything?
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Oh, no, Jonah, are you
upset because they told you
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it was one thing then yanked
the rug out from under you?
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Ohhhh.
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When you say all of the stores,
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do you mean all the stores
in the St. Louis area...
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I mean all of our stores
across the globe.
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So, Earth.
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That's fun.
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Ooh, I'm going to ask
what's the craziest
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rich person thing he's ever done.
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I bet it's something like
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blowing up a cow with a bazooka,
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or hunting a person.
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Oh, that dude's definitely
played the most dangerous game.
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I'm... going to...
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add that area to this list.
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Uh, why can't we talk about Myrtle?
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Uh, because we had to fire Myrtle.
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So we don't need people asking
those kinds of questions.
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What kind of questions?
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You know, who knows?
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We're not hiding anything,
so I really couldn't guess.
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7.594 billion people.
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How are we not sinking?
I feel like I'm sinking.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hi.
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What are you doing in here?
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I'm guessing the same thing as you?
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Oh, right, 'cause you know me so well.
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Okay, fine, what Laurie said
about firing Myrtle was weird,
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so I thought I'd check her file.
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What are you doing?
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Same thing.
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Well, I think I can handle it, so...
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Well, you don't know where it is.
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It's alphabetical.
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Do you know her last name?
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Or were you just checking
under "M" for Myrtle.
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She's in my phone as "Myrtle Old."
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Hmm. Yeah, check "O" for Old.
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That's too many of those things.
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It's medicine. You can't have too many.
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Everything okay?
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Do you know how many
countries we have stores in?
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China, France, India, Mexico.
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That's most of the Small World ride.
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Yeah, but the only people
who are going to see it
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are Cloud 9 employees and the
customers that happen to be there.
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Yeah, I guess that's true.
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And even if there's, like,
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a hundred people watching in each store,
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how many stores are there world-wide?
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I don't know, maybe 1,800.
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Right, so that's
like only 180,000 people.
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Which is actually
a large number of people.
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You're not helping.
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Repeated absences,
bad attitude, insubordination.
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I'm surprised Myrtle
wasn't fired sooner.
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No, look at these dates.
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All of these are within
the last six months.
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What... she just goes 30 years
without a single write-up
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and overnight gets bad at her job?
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Well, she was not great.
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No, I know, she's been
not great at her job
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for 30 years, so why all of a sudden
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is Glenn writing her up?
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It's not Glenn.
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Jeff Sutton, Jeff Sutton, Jeff Sutton.
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Since when does a district
manager write up floor workers?
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We have to talk to Jeff.
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Or I have to talk to Jeff.
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Well, I want to talk to him too.
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Well, you can talk to whoever you want.
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I'm not in charge of who you talk to.
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Jonah's a jerk, by the way.
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You deserve so much better.
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Thanks. I appreciate that.
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So what are we going to do to him?
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Revenge porn on the Internet?
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Give his credit card info to a bum?
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Or...
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maybe someone tells the
cops he's cooking meth.
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Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it
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found in his sock drawer.
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How'd that get there?
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Wow, that's aggressive.
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Or he's got two brothers.
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Be a shame if something
happened to them.
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Then he'd be all alone.
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Well...
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I'm just going to go...
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Well let me know, Carol.
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I've got nothing to lose anymore.
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Thank you for meeting with us.
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Yeah, well, that's the beauty
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of the ride-share game.
I go where I want when I want.
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I meet tons of new people
and I get to listen
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to what's on their Spotify,
and I love it,
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and I'm really, really loving it.
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Cool. That's cool.
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- Can we talk about Myrtle?
- Yes.
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I'm sorry, okay, so, um...
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There was a mandate to write up
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any employee over the age of 70
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to give us a pretext
for firing them, okay?
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It didn't matter for what.
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I once wrote Myrtle up
for wearing gang colors,
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and I know she's not a Crip.
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Why would they do that?
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Old people are slower,
they have higher medical costs.
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I was asking Jeff.
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Um... that.
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So, what you're saying is
Myrtle is now out there
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collecting cans for coins
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because you needed
to increase the bottom line.
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Look, that's just the
corporate culture over there.
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It's the mindset. Anything is justified
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as long as it saves a dollar.
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Believe me, if there was something
I could do to change that, I would.
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Well, maybe there is.
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Hi! Are you Alejandro?
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No, sorry.
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Oh, sorry, wrong car.
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Alejandro has five stars.
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I'd love to meet him.
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We can't let corporate
get away with this.
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Yeah, if Myrtle can be fired just
because of her age then who's next?
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Probably Dale.
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I think Henry's older, actually.
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It goes Henry, Dale, Brett, Todd.
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Dude, Todd's like 40.
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Really? He looks bad for 40.
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Have you seen his wife though?
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Oh, she is so beautiful.
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Okay, guys, can we bring it back?
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She's Nordic.
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- Mm.
- Look, there is a plan.
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It just means we all
have to work together.
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- Right, exactly.
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
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So, you know how they're
going to live-stream
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the town hall meeting
to the entire company?
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Okay, so we're going to sneak
Jeff into that meeting.
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And then, he's going to
stand up in front of the CEO,
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and the cameras,
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and say why Myrtle was really fired.
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Wait, you're asking us
to sign on for a plan
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where Jeff is the key?
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I mean, if it was any guy
named Jeff I'd be skeptical,
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but he's not even one of the top Jeffs.
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I'm right here, guys. I'm on the phone.
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I stand by what I said.
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Couldn't they just say Jeff is lying?
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Yes, except that an e-mail went around
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listing all the employees over 70
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and how much money the company
would save if they were fired.
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I don't have access to
the corporate server anymore,
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but Laurie would on her phone.
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Bam, there's our proof.
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And how are you going to get her e-mail?
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That is the part that we
have not figured out.
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Okay, well, then I assume
you've figured out
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how to get Jeff past security
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or what to do if Laurie
or Neil recognize him.
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Or how you're going to handle
them turning off the cameras
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once Jeff starts speaking.
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So those are the other parts
that we also haven't figured out yet.
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Mm, solid plan.
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I have to ask, is this the
best day to make waves?
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Because I have to speak in front
of everyone on the planet.
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Yeah, and do we even want Myrtle back?
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I mean, she kind of sucked.
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Did someone say my name?
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Could you just tell us ahead
of time who all's on the phone?
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So are you sure being stuffed
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in a box in Styrofoam is safe?
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Yeah, it's totally safe.
They've done studies.
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What kind of studies?
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Okay, I'm going to chat up
the security guard to distract him
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while you drive
the forklift into the store.
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Um, I don't know how
to drive a forklift.
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Maybe you could do it
and I could talk to the guard?
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You have zero charisma.
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How are you possibly
going to chat up a guard?
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I'm a little worried I might
run out of oxygen in here.
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On it.
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Hey! No! Wait! Ahh!
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There's your air holes, princess.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Laurie.
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Um, I made up this seating chart
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for the meeting today.
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I was going to do it in height order
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but then it got really
female heavy in...
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None of this matters.
I don't care where people sit.
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Okay wait, I have
another question for you.
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Ah...
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Are you a lesbian?
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People always ask,
how do I get enough protein?
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Well, I got two words for
you, beans and nuts.
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I always tell people
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I'm nuts about beans
and I'm beans about nuts.
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I mean that second half
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doesn't mean anything, but
it sounds like something.
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It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?
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Just 'cause you were
golfing with another woman.
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I mean, not that two women
can't go golfing together.
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It just sort of felt like
there was a little bit
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of a thing going on
between the two of you.
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Anyway, if you're single,
my veterinarian
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just broke up with her girlfriend
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and, um, you know...
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there is that.
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You can put cashew cheese
on pretty much anything.
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And, I mean, truthfully, right now,
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we are in a nut cheese
renaissance, which is amazing.
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There's so many different
options, it's just like...
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She's really pretty.
I mean, at least I think so.
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I don't really know what your type is.
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But we haven't really quite established
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whether or not you are a lesbian,
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'cause you're just staring at me.
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This is a conversation.
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You can jump right in. The water's warm.
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You know what,
this is none of my business.
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Yeah, not really.
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You know what, my daughter's principal
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just came out, so that's another option.
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Just, back of mind.
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I mean, they can make milk out of
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cashews, almonds, soy.
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Then the grains, rice milk, quinoa milk.
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I mean how do you
get milk out of quinoa?
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I have no idea about
the process, but it exists.
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00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:49,678
Ooh, we should disguise
Jeff as Lana Del Rey.
256
00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,313
He already has long eyelashes.
257
00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:54,049
Ooh, that is true, but
they still might recognize him.
258
00:09:54,117 --> 00:09:55,817
- You think?
- Check it out.
259
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,452
I got this camera
patched into their feed
260
00:09:57,521 --> 00:10:00,021
so if they stop filming
when Jeff starts talking,
261
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:02,490
this little bad boy keeps going.
262
00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,626
Oh, I know, we could give him a wig.
263
00:10:04,695 --> 00:10:07,362
Yes! Chey, you are such a genius.
264
00:10:07,431 --> 00:10:09,864
Oh, stop it, you are the genius.
265
00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,171
- You are.
- No.
266
00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,322
You know what, it actually
was really tough to do.
267
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:16,171
I had to figure out
how to set up a router
268
00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:17,739
to transmit into their signal.
269
00:10:17,808 --> 00:10:20,041
Did someone ask you to do that?
270
00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:22,644
I'm just trying to be part of the plan.
271
00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,048
Aww...
272
00:10:25,234 --> 00:10:27,796
Feels weird to just be scrolling
through someone's e-mails.
273
00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:30,035
Can't you just search some keywords?
274
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:30,986
Like what?
275
00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:33,021
I don't know, ageism, discrimination.
276
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:36,070
Oh, right, "Hey team, how's the
ageism" discrimination going?"
277
00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:37,125
That's a good point.
278
00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:40,895
Oh, Jane Austen Superfan
Convention Pics?
279
00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:42,464
That's probably not it.
280
00:10:42,532 --> 00:10:45,667
But, we should probably
open it just to be safe.
281
00:10:45,736 --> 00:10:47,516
Yeah, let's not take any chances.
282
00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:50,238
Thanks.
283
00:10:50,307 --> 00:10:52,706
Hey, so this is Glenn,
the general manager.
284
00:10:52,707 --> 00:10:54,309
Glenn, I've heard a lot about you.
285
00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:56,444
You have? What did you hear?
286
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,413
It's just that there's another Glenn
287
00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:00,847
that works here and people mix us up.
288
00:11:00,848 --> 00:11:01,384
Oh.
289
00:11:01,385 --> 00:11:03,663
Glenn is nice, though. He's black.
290
00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,721
Not... not "he's nice,
though he's black."
291
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,001
Just he's very nice and very black.
292
00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:12,494
Maybe it would help if I did
an impression of him for you.
293
00:11:12,562 --> 00:11:14,662
Yo, yo, Glenn, my man, can I get five...
294
00:11:14,731 --> 00:11:16,898
That's not necessary.
295
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,425
We're good. Thank you.
296
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,154
- He knows his people.
- He's great.
297
00:11:22,539 --> 00:11:25,048
Not to be critical, Cheyenne,
but I feel stupid.
298
00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:27,720
I think you look like
a hot, skinny Hagrid.
299
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:28,615
Ooh...
300
00:11:29,479 --> 00:11:30,701
That I can work with.
301
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,098
Harry, 'ello Harry.
302
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,359
Get me some eye of newt, Harry!
303
00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:37,152
Good, right?
304
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,134
Hey, okay, they haven't
found the e-mail yet.
305
00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:40,455
- What?
- Don't worry.
306
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,956
They're going to get it
to you during the meeting.
307
00:11:42,025 --> 00:11:43,091
Don't freak out.
You're going to be fine.
308
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,747
You look incredibly stupid.
309
00:11:46,411 --> 00:11:47,079
Thank you.
310
00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:52,620
As you all know,
311
00:11:52,622 --> 00:11:55,289
a year ago this store
was hit by a tornado.
312
00:11:55,806 --> 00:11:56,865
But they rebuilt.
313
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,391
And the man leading that rebuilding
314
00:11:59,688 --> 00:12:02,411
is a man who represents
the best of Cloud 9,
315
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:03,877
Glenn Sturgis!
316
00:12:07,382 --> 00:12:09,293
Here you go, Glenn.
317
00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:11,904
Thank you, Neil.
318
00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:15,922
You know, I love this store.
319
00:12:15,991 --> 00:12:18,073
Cloud 9 is more than just...
320
00:12:32,641 --> 00:12:34,560
I'm sure it's hard to find the words.
321
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:37,020
But let me just say
on behalf of all of us...
322
00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:37,954
That wasn't me.
323
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,728
I know. No, it's fine.
324
00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:42,549
It was him.
325
00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:46,073
So if you're laughing, you
are laughing at our CEO.
326
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,567
I'm... I'm sorry, Neil, go on.
327
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,710
Um, okay.
328
00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:53,159
Okay, and, um, just for
the record it wasn't...
329
00:12:53,228 --> 00:12:55,094
you know what, doesn't matter.
330
00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:56,400
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
331
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,899
You had a human moment.
332
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,897
Could have happened to anyone.
This time it was you.
333
00:12:59,898 --> 00:13:01,267
I'm not the one who farted.
334
00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:02,902
Then how do you know what happened?
335
00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,020
For someone who's so innocent,
336
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,480
you sure seem to have
a lot of information.
337
00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:08,325
- You're the one who farted.
- You farted.
338
00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:09,743
- No, you...
- You farted!
339
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:13,790
Thank you, Glenn.
340
00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:21,921
- He farted.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
341
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,216
Right on me, and then
I dragged it over here.
342
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:25,529
Did you find anything yet?
343
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,328
Well, she Postmated
three times last night.
344
00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:29,696
Whoa. What's the story there?
345
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:32,460
- We don't have a lot of time.
- Oh, right.
346
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:36,051
Oh, okay, minimizing costs
by downsizing legacy employees.
347
00:13:36,052 --> 00:13:38,035
Yeah, that. Pr... that. Print that.
348
00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:40,840
On it. Print.
349
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:43,309
Wait, she Postmated ramen this morning?
350
00:13:43,378 --> 00:13:44,822
Ugh, what's going on with her?
351
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,881
Hi, I am interested in
your decision-making process
352
00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:49,013
for new products.
353
00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:51,117
Ah, great question. We like to pay...
354
00:13:51,186 --> 00:13:52,407
Let's just say I'm an entrepreneur,
355
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:53,720
which I am.
356
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,452
I am the founder and CEO
357
00:13:55,453 --> 00:13:57,590
of Boob Cheese, cheese from humans.
358
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:58,925
Now, breast milk is...
359
00:13:58,994 --> 00:14:00,226
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
360
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:01,457
To the meeting.
361
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,897
No, it's already started.
I can't let anyone through.
362
00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:06,122
This is obviously going
to be a game-changer.
363
00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:08,297
Lots of stores that this
would be a great fit for,
364
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:12,848
such as, for example,
Target, Wal-Mart, Costco.
365
00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,729
No, but... but we'll be so quiet,
366
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,876
and... and we've really been
looking forward to this.
367
00:14:16,945 --> 00:14:18,885
Besides, I think there are
some seats in the back.
368
00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:20,980
Well, you'd have to walk
past the cameras
369
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:22,815
to get there, so if you can figure out
370
00:14:22,884 --> 00:14:25,265
a way to like teleport there,
371
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,654
or tunnel underneath, be my guest.
372
00:14:27,722 --> 00:14:29,389
I'm sorry, are you asking me
373
00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:32,525
to carry human cheese in our stores?
374
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:36,362
Oh! I hadn't really...
375
00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:37,651
This is unexpected.
376
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,255
Yes! Yes! Why not? Let's do it!
377
00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:42,402
Laurie, I promise nobody will notice us.
378
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,603
No... no... no, Jonah, it's okay.
379
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,137
We're fine. We're cool.
380
00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:46,440
We cool?
381
00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:52,178
The tunnel.
382
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,314
The tunnel.
383
00:14:55,035 --> 00:14:57,193
Well, I think if you buy three packs
384
00:14:57,194 --> 00:14:59,884
of hot dogs and four packs of buns,
385
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,955
you should have the right amount.
386
00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:03,690
All right, thank you. Well, you know,
387
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,384
I can't think of a better way
to end than that.
388
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:08,127
So I want to thank you for...
389
00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:09,934
No, wait, I have a question!
390
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,256
Uh... oh.
391
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,112
I guess we have time for one more.
392
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:16,428
Oh.
393
00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:18,679
One last question, huh?
394
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,021
Guess I better make it a good one then.
395
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:22,406
Ah...
396
00:15:23,429 --> 00:15:24,145
How...
397
00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:25,779
do...
398
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,348
Oh, [bleep], Garrett
says they're wrapping up.
399
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,350
- We got to go.
- Oh.
400
00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:32,380
I was born right here
401
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:33,522
in St. Louis,
402
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:35,555
and as you might know,
403
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,580
St. Louis was originally
established as a hub
404
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,860
for river-based trade.
405
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:41,828
What are you doing?
406
00:15:41,829 --> 00:15:43,662
I'm just telling Garrett we're hurrying.
407
00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,074
Well, don't text it.
Just do the hurrying.
408
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:50,503
♪ Oh Danny ♪
409
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:54,878
♪ Boy I love you ♪
410
00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:58,339
♪ So ♪
411
00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:01,546
And that was my great-great grandfather.
412
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:03,715
He's not relevant to this.
413
00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:06,953
Ugh, I touched rat droppings.
I need to wash my hands.
414
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:08,867
There's no time!
Just don't touch your face.
415
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,634
No! Now that's all I want to do.
416
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,113
So, I'm 18,
417
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:16,793
and I've woken up in
Wahaca, covered in furs.
418
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,291
You know what? Never mind.
419
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,630
My question was about self-checkouts,
420
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,528
and I just remembered you
already answered it earlier.
421
00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:25,772
So I'm going to yield my time.
Thank you.
422
00:16:27,609 --> 00:16:29,587
Well, this has been great.
423
00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:30,855
I want to thank you all...
424
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:31,559
Hold on!
425
00:16:32,296 --> 00:16:33,880
I've got a question.
426
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:36,082
Look, I'm really glad
427
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,869
to see all this excitement
from our employees...
428
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,691
No, I'm not an employee.
429
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:40,866
It's me!
430
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:45,465
Jeff Sutton!
431
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:48,692
Oh, right, I forgot for a second.
432
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,421
I'm sorry, I don't...
433
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,091
Jeff Sutton.
434
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:58,593
I was the district
manager before Laurie.
435
00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:00,595
I worked with you for 12 years.
436
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:02,363
At the counter, I got your latte
437
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,006
that time and you got my tea.
438
00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:04,849
Hmm.
439
00:17:05,343 --> 00:17:06,267
You know what? It doesn't matter.
440
00:17:06,269 --> 00:17:07,082
It's not about me.
441
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,237
It's about another former employee
442
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,571
named Myrtle Vartanian.
443
00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:11,772
Okay, you know what?
444
00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,074
I think we're really out of time here.
445
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,942
Who's Myrtle Vartanian?
446
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:16,577
Myrtle is one of our more
447
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:20,364
experienced employees
who was unfortunately let go
448
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:21,916
due to performance issues.
449
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,097
Except it wasn't because
of performance issues.
450
00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:25,670
Oh! Jeff Sutton!
451
00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:27,622
Well, of course I remember you.
452
00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,388
Always drinking tea.
453
00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:31,376
Yes! Jeff Sutton, that's me.
454
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,074
What is this? What's happening?
455
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:33,970
It's not good.
456
00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:35,205
Myrtle.
457
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,449
Yeah! Myrtle was
an employee here, and...
458
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,748
You know what?
If I could ever persuade you
459
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,218
to come back to Cloud 9,
460
00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:45,712
we could definitely use a
guy like you in Chicago.
461
00:17:46,923 --> 00:17:47,943
Chicago?
462
00:17:48,565 --> 00:17:50,148
Hmm. Wow.
463
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,199
- No, Jeff, no, no, no, no.
- Yep.
464
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,889
Anyway, you know what, I'm sorry.
465
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,181
I interrupted you, didn't I?
466
00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:58,284
What were you saying about Myrtle?
467
00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:04,822
Myrtle was a gang member,
468
00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,330
and that's the reason
we had to let her go.
469
00:18:08,361 --> 00:18:10,216
That's why you never trust a Jeff.
470
00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:14,665
What a weasel!
471
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,047
Jeff or Neil?
472
00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:17,842
Jeff! And Neil!
473
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,030
And Laurie, too.
474
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,065
Just a whole company of weasels.
475
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,111
Yeah.
476
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,354
And you know what the worst part is?
477
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,082
Myrtle?
478
00:18:25,715 --> 00:18:27,545
Yeah, of course, Myrtle.
479
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:29,463
You know what the second worst part is?
480
00:18:29,465 --> 00:18:30,214
Huh?
481
00:18:30,216 --> 00:18:31,893
That I was stupid enough to think
482
00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:34,301
something might actually
work out in this store.
483
00:18:34,842 --> 00:18:36,853
I always kind of feel like
484
00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:38,154
things are going to work out.
485
00:18:38,219 --> 00:18:39,544
Yeah, you do, don't you?
486
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:41,859
What's wrong with you?
487
00:18:41,861 --> 00:18:44,316
Hey! There's my team.
488
00:18:44,317 --> 00:18:45,646
Oh, nice suit.
489
00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:47,815
Is that from our Benedict
Arnold Collection?
490
00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:50,651
Look, I know how
this promotion might look,
491
00:18:50,653 --> 00:18:52,069
but believe me when I tell you
492
00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:53,309
this is a good thing for all of us.
493
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,023
How is you selling out good for us?
494
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:57,928
Because now you have a man
on the inside, at the top.
495
00:18:58,461 --> 00:19:00,745
The inside top,
that's where you want to be.
496
00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:03,298
So, now you're going to use your power
497
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:05,382
to help Myrtle get her job back?
498
00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,134
Exactly. Probably.
499
00:19:07,136 --> 00:19:09,067
I mean, we don't want to rock
the boat too much at first.
500
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:11,325
Guys, we're playing the long game here.
501
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:17,301
I will see you at home. Great job today!
502
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:20,745
Chill.
503
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:24,900
I hope he enjoys his
504
00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:28,022
job with CEO Neil Farterson.
505
00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:30,084
'Cause he farted.
506
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:32,319
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
507
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:34,992
Hey.
508
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,699
So are we okay?
509
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:40,885
Look...
510
00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:45,235
Uh, why don't we just start over?
511
00:19:46,747 --> 00:19:47,925
Fresh start?
512
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,165
Fresh start.
513
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:52,663
All right, so...
514
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:36,640
Oh, my God.
How many buttons do you have?
515
00:20:36,642 --> 00:20:37,725
A lot.
516
00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:59,597
Wait, do I need a...
517
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:00,691
No, I'm already pregnant.
518
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,016
Oh, right, that's awesome.
519
00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:03,517
- Yeah!
- Great.
520
00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:22,703
Hey guys, look what's on.
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