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[Quill] Okay. The good news is, we saved
the shrunken Kree home world,
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which is expanding back
to its normal size.
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The bad news...
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[computer]
Self-destruct in two minutes.
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...is fairly self-explanatory.
This is it, everyone.
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[clicks]
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Peter, wait.
Did you see that mirror
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- in the weapons vault?
- You mind, Gamora?
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I'm trying to spend my
final moments in this galaxy
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with some mid-'70s
one-hit wonders.
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They might not have to be
your final moments.
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That mirror
is called the Black Vortex.
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Thanos said it was
an indestructible prison.
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Drax approves of indestructible.
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Yeah, well, Rocket
don't approve of no prison.
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- I am Groot.
- Good point, bud.
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Ain't a prison in the galaxy
I can't escape.
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The thing is, this prison
isn't exactly in the galaxy.
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[alarm continues blaring]
[Quill] I don't know, Gamora.
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This thing looks, like, super evil.
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- Self-destruct in 15 seconds.
- Who am I to judge?
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Everyone hold hands
so we don't get separated.
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I am Groot!
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[yells]
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[yells]
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♪♪
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[birds twittering]
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[twittering]
[yawns]
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Wha... Where am I?
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[bird twittering]
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[animals chittering softly]
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[twittering]
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Good morning, Princess Gamora.
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[screams]
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[animals clamoring]
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- Aah!
- Oh, the horror!
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[exhales]
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[birds twittering]
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[yells]
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Don't be scared,
Princess Gamora.
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It's just us friendly
woodland critters.
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- You can talk?
- [laughing] Of course I can.
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Every-birdie here can talk.
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[birds twittering]
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- Huh?
- Ugh!
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- Groot. Quill!
- A quill, like a feather?
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[gasps]
If you need a feather, Princess,
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you can have one of mine!
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But what's a "Gwoot"?
[giggles]
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Groot and Quill
are two of my friends.
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They were with me
just a minute ago.
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There's no-bunny here but us.
[giggling]
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[gasps] My comm link!
And my blade! Where are they?
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Golly, I haven't seen
anything like that around here.
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- Have you, Lopsy?
- Uh-uh.
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I need my gear to find my
friends, so whatever game
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you weird creatures are playing,
I don't have time for it.
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Go on! Shoo!
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[animals clamoring]
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[whimpering]
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[sighs]
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We're sorry, Princess.
Don't be upset.
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Yeah. Bad things happen
when you're not happy, Princess.
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You wouldn't like me
when I'm sad.
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I know what will perk you up.
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Every-birdie knows
you can't go wrong
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when you start your day
out with a song!
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[animals]
♪ Oh, it's time to sing the... ♪
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No singing, please!
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[animals groan]
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Look, I'm not whoever
you think I am.
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I'm not a princess,
and I definitely do not sing.
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Well, of course
you're a princess, silly.
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Your father Thanos
ruled a whole planet!
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Plus you've got
a wicked stepsister.
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- And such beautiful flowing hair.
- Really?
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No! I don't have time for this.
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[animals groan]
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You're trying to distract me.
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I have to find my gear
so I can look for my friends.
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Maybe if you
cleaned the place up,
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you'll find what
you're looking for, Princess.
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I don't clean up after people.
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I save the galaxy,
and people clean up after me!
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Oh, you'll never find your
things with that attitude.
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- Come on, Princess!
- Ugh! Fine.
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♪♪
[animals whistling]
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[groans]
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in, it
won't take long ♪ [groans]
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
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[Gamora approaching]
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[animals] ♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
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♪ If we sing the whistling song ♪
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Why is there so much talk of whistling
in a song that's all sung?
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Don't question it.
Just sing.
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You sing to pass the time
while you're working.
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And you work
to give you something to do
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while you're singing!
[groans]
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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♪ The whistling song,
the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ♪
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♪ If we sing
the whistling song ♪
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I just cleaned that.
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And now you get to clean it again.
Hooray!
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♪ It's time to sing
the whistling song ♪
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[groans, huffs] ♪ The whistling
song, the whistling song ♪
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♪ When we all pitch in, it
won't take long ♪ [gasps]
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♪ If we sing the whistling
song ♪ [evil chuckle]
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[radio static]
Hmm?
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Huh?
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- Mmm!
- Ooh, look what I found.
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You vermin stole my
comm link! [shatters]
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[comm link chirps]
Quill! Rocket!
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Can anyone read me?
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[static over comm link]
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Where's my blade?
[whimpering]
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Uh, I don't know.
[chuckles]
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Maybe if we finish dusting
the armoire... [squeaks]
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I've done enough cleaning.
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Blade or no blade,
I'm getting out of here.
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A princess can't go out
dressed like that.
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[groans]
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A princess can dress any way
she krutacking pleases.
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But I'm not that kind of princess!
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Come on, Princess!
[chatter, laughter]
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[Gamora grunts]
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I said no!
[animals gasp]
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But... But we worked
all night on that dress.
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[crying]
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Stop that. Stop crying.
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[crying]
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I told ya you wouldn't
like me when I'm sad.
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[electricity crackling]
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[yelling]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
Aw, flarg.
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[roaring]
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[animals roaring]
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Look, I don't want to hurt you.
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They're not real.
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They're not real! [yells]
[screeching]
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[grunting]
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[screeching]
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[grunts]
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[growling]
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How many of those things
are there?
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[evil bleating]
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[hisses]
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[hissing]
[screeching]
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[angry chittering]
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[snarling]
♪♪
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Yes!
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Every-bunny, meet the most
dangerous princess in the galaxy.
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[screeching, growling]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Aaahhh!
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[angry hissing, chittering]
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[animals growling]
[owl screeches]
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[clamoring]
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♪♪
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[yells]
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[squeaks]
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[warcry]
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Well, that was... sparkly.
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But I've got friends to find.
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[whistling the whistling song tune]
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♪♪
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What is this place?
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And why am I so uncomfortable?
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What sinister horror is this?
Drax does not wear sweaters!
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And what has happened
to Groot and the others?
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And why do I persist
in talking to myself?
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[man]
A hero? Don't make me laugh!
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Mark my words,
Drax-Man is up to no good,
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or my name's
not J. Jonah J'Son!
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Yeah? Well,
same to you... Mom!
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[ringer bell on phone dings]
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Drax!
Where's my Drax-Man photos?
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- "Drax-Man"?
- Yeah. Drax-Man.
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You know, the elusive,
costumed vigilante
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who sells my papers
and pays your rent.
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I want fresh, new,
incriminating photos of
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that bare-chested menace
on my desk by 4:00!
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That angry man
resembles Quill's father,
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but that is not possible, for J'Son
of Spartax does not have gray hair.
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Also, he is not alive.
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Hmm. I suspect that I
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am actually the costumed
adventurer Drax-Man.
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[narrator] No one suspects
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that mild-mannered
photographer Drax is actually
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- the costumed adventurer Drax-Man.
- Who said that?
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The mystery of his
amazing double-identity
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was revealed in issue number 32,
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"The Secret Origin of Drax-Man!"
[squawks]
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I was just in an office.
How did I come to be in this vehicle?
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Real estate agent/saxophone
enthusiast Arthur Douglas
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was driving home to Burbank
from a concert in Las Vegas.
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I do not recall this.
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Nor do I know the meaning
of half of those words.
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Suddenly, an alien
spacecraft appeared,
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piloted by the Mad Titan Thanos.
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[growls]
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Thanos attacked...
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destroying the vehicle,
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[evil laughter]
laughing evilly the whole time.
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[evil laughter]
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Although he was thrown clear
of the explosion,
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Douglas was badly injured
and barely alive.
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- This never happened.
- Stop breaking the fourth wall.
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I see no wall to break here,
let alone four walls.
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[groans]
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[narrator] As I was saying,
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his astral form was pulled
from his physical body
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and instantly transported
across the galaxy.
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This story seems extremely
far-fetched and confusing.
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The Eternal Being Kronos gave
Douglas a powerful new body,
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transforming him into
the living weapon of vengeance
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known as Drax-Man.
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[yells, grunts]
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How did I get back here?
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And why do I feel a tingling sensation?
Why is the world all blurry?
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Without warning, Drax-Man's
Drax-sense starts tingling,
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alerting him that an innocent life
is in danger somewhere nearby.
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Ah, that would explain it.
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[gasps]
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Drax-Man!
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Drax-Man is in the building!
Somebody get a camera!
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Don't just stand there, Drax!
Drax-Man is in the building!
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Go get me those photos!
Do I have to do everything myself?
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Drax-Man. Great Caesar's ghost,
he appeared out of thin air.
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Security! Security!
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Security...!
For crying out loud, Drax!
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Drax-Man shows up here twice, and
you don't get a single picture?
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You're fired!
[echoing]
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Suddenly remembering that
someone is still in danger,
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Drax ducks into a supply closet.
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Uh, Drax ducks into a supply closet.
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For a disembodied voice,
you are very demanding.
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Without a moment to spare,
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Drax transforms
into the incredible Drax-Man...
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[sniffs]
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and springs into action.
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00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:20,120
Too late.
Drax-Man remembers
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that he cannot fly.
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00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:26,303
[clattering]
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00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,750
[groans]
[car alarm blaring]
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00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:33,750
You could've
mentioned that earlier.
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00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,290
[woman]
Help! Someone, please, help!
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00:15:36,325 --> 00:15:41,080
Give it up, lady. This is
a robbery, not a tug o' war.
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00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:42,574
[grunts, groans]
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00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,500
Oh, thank you, Drax-Man!
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00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:49,500
You're a genuine hero, no
matter what J. Jonah J'Son says.
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00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:53,710
Justice served, Drax-Man basks
in the adulation [fans cheering]
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00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,920
of his grateful but hastily drawn fans.
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00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,120
[cheering, shouting]
♪♪
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00:16:01,155 --> 00:16:03,790
This feels pleasant
and very appropriate.
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00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:05,790
[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, is that you?
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00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:08,170
Gamora, I can barely hear you.
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00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:10,710
I can't reach the others.
Something is blocking our comms.
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00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:12,414
[narrator]
Unknown to Drax-Man,
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00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:15,040
Gamora is secretly his arch-nemesis.
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00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,959
Every word she said to him
was a lie.
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00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:20,540
[handcuffs clink] Not true.
Gamora is my friend.
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00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:23,170
Drax only believes Gamora
is his friend
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00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:26,670
because his memory was erased
back in issue number 219.
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00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:30,244
- I do not remember that!
- What did I just say?!
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00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,000
[Gamora]
Drax, listen. You're in danger.
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00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:34,580
Wherever you are, get out of there!
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00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:37,540
[narrator] Is exactly the sort
of thing a lying arch-nemesis
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00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,670
would tell our noble hero.
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00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:43,454
- Gamora, I do not understand.
- [Gamora] Run!
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00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:45,155
That I understand.
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00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:56,434
[thud]
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00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,500
Ah, this must be the fourth
wall you mentioned earlier,
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00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:06,330
and yet Drax did not break it.
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00:17:06,365 --> 00:17:10,330
[narrator] Tricked by his
sinister arch-nemesis Gamora,
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00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:14,460
Drax-Man is trapped
and faces certain doom.
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00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:17,790
It appears this fourth wall
is about to break Drax!
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00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:25,820
Drax will break the fourth wall
before the fourth wall breaks Drax!
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00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:31,230
[narrator]
Desperate to escape his fate,
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00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:34,770
Drax-Man lands himself
in even deeper jeopardy.
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00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,650
He's part of
a balanced breakfast.
292
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:39,940
But can Drax-Man stay crunchy?
293
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,400
But Drax does not wish
to stay crunchy.
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00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,570
This does not even make sense.
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00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,820
[roars]
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00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:51,030
[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, where are you?
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00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:54,885
I am facing down a very
flimsy monster... [roars]
298
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,770
a child with poor eyesight...
299
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,730
and a puny bookseller.
300
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,480
[machinery whirring]
301
00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:11,070
This place is becoming very irritating.
302
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:12,820
[Gamora] Easy, Drax.
303
00:18:12,855 --> 00:18:16,150
We have to find a way
out of... wherever you are.
304
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,440
Tell me what you see.
305
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,255
The machine is printing up
306
00:18:21,256 --> 00:18:24,224
copies of a common thief
I defeated earlier.
307
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,925
[narrator]
That's no common thief.
308
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:30,270
It's the duplicate desperado
known as Print-Press Paul.
309
00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,894
That is a terrible name.
310
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:36,440
Oh, like "Drax-Man" is so great?
311
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,480
[yelling]
[sneers]
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00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,560
Get him, boys!
313
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,930
[grunts]
314
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:56,070
Yes!
[charging yell]
315
00:18:56,105 --> 00:19:01,030
Drax shall fold, spindle,
and staple all who oppose him!
316
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:05,570
But no matter how many
Drax-Man defeats,
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00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,279
the printing press
keeps printing more.
318
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,386
That does not seem fair.
319
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,010
Your villainous machine
cannot print without ink.
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00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:16,745
[grunts]
Aah!
321
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,680
[all whimpering]
322
00:19:20,715 --> 00:19:23,260
I'm melting!
323
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,130
[all yelling]
324
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,970
What a world!
325
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,880
Ha! I have beaten you
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00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:32,550
at your own game,
colorful miscreants.
327
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:38,380
It is possible I did not
think this through carefully.
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00:19:38,415 --> 00:19:41,300
[all yell]
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00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:46,050
The branch!
[whimpering]
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00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,920
[Gamora] Drax? Drax, what's
happening now? [grunts]
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00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,380
Drax is defeating his foes...
with the power of art!
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00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:54,180
[narrator] As the ink level rises,
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00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:58,840
the all-consuming deluge
splashes onto Drax-Man.
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00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,590
Your clever words
cannot defeat Drax the Inker,
335
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:04,970
for the pen is mightier
than the sword!
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00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:08,180
[laughing]
[Gamora] Wait, Drax. Was that a metaphor?
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00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,470
[narrator]
Drax is safe for the moment,
338
00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:12,880
but the rising ink
carries him ever closer
339
00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:15,680
to the razor-sharp high-speed
fans in the ceiling.
340
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:20,388
- Uh, what's that supposed to be?
- It is a blaster.
341
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,970
Hey, Picasso,
don't quit your day job.
342
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,130
You will not defeat me,
disembodied voice.
343
00:20:26,165 --> 00:20:28,090
I will use this magical branch
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00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,840
to paint something
that will silence you for good.
345
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,970
[Gamora] Drax, did you say
you have a magical branch
346
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,010
that can paint anything you want?
347
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,920
Yes. But I cannot seem to paint
a serviceable weapon.
348
00:20:37,955 --> 00:20:41,510
Then don't paint a weapon.
Paint a door and get out of there!
349
00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,510
I would've thought of that,
eventually.
350
00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:46,920
[narrator] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Drax. Drax. Drax-Man. Buddy.
351
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,720
Doesn't have to end like this.
352
00:20:48,755 --> 00:20:52,180
If you stay here, this world
could be your plaything.
353
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:55,920
Think about it.
Why would you leave a world
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00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,800
where you can paint anything
your heart desires?
355
00:20:59,835 --> 00:21:02,550
What my heart desires is my friends,
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00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:04,840
and a way out
of this unpleasant place.
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00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,712
So I will be leaving now,
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00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:08,550
and doing my own narration.
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00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:11,590
[paint squelching]
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00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,800
[yells]
361
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:25,380
[Drax narrating] And so, Drax the Inker
defeats the annoying disembodied voice,
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00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:30,106
takes control of his destiny,
and sets off for new adventures.
363
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:32,522
To be continued.
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00:21:33,298 --> 00:21:37,099
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