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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!

THE NEW FROZEN YOGURT SHOP

IS OPENING!

FIFTY-TWO FLAVORS

AND FOUR OF THEM

ARE SUGAR-FREE.

OH, WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

- YOU PASSED OUT THE FIRST TIME - YOU DISCOVERED NAIL POLISH.

- I'VE HEARD OF - THOSE YOGURT PLACES.

- THEY GET YOU BY - CHARGING EXTRA FOR TOPPINGS.

SO, I'M BRINGING MY OWN.

- YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW - WHAT'S IN MY PANTS.

AAH! OOH! HOT BUTTERSCOTCH! OOH!

SORRY, YOU GUYS ARE COMING HOME

STRAIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

SO NO FLAVORS, NO FROYO,

NO HANGING WITH THE BROS,

PEEPS, AND HOMIES.

"BROS, PEEPS, AND HOMIES?"

DON'T. JUST... NO.

WHAT'S GOT YOU SO GROUCHY?

THEY RUN OUT OF HUMAN FOOTSTOOLS

AT THE RICH-GUY CLUB?

DID YOU FORGET

YOUR LITTLE BUDDY MARCUS

FOUND THE LAB YESTERDAY?

HE COULD'VE DISCOVERED

OUR BIONIC SECRET.

OH! OKAY, SO IT'S OUR FAULT

THAT YOUR MILLION-DOLLAR

- SMART HOME SYSTEM - DIDN'T STOP HIM?

DON'T GO THERE, SUPERGIRL.

I WAS GETTING MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

SOMETHING YOU MIGHT

WANT TO LOOK INTO.

HO-HO!

OOH!

LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHOSE FAULT IT WAS,

EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM.

WELL, TECHNICALLY

SOMEONE PULLED LEO AWAY,

LETTING MARCUS ROAM FREE.

GUYS, I THINK YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT EACH OTHER.

BOTTOM LINE, I AM KEEPING

A TIGHTER LEASH ON YOU THREE.

- AND LEO, BECAUSE - I CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE,

- YOU HAVE TO STEP IT UP - AND DO A BETTER JOB

OF WATCHING OUT FOR THEM.

NO PROBLEM, BIG "D."

I MAY HAVE LET ONE GOON

GET TOO CLOSE,

BUT I WON'T LET

ANY MORE MARCUSES

SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS.

FROM NOW ON

YOU CAN CALL ME THE ENFORCER!

LEO'S THE ENFORCER? ( scoffs )

CAPTURING ADAM, BREE, AND CHASE

IS GONNA BE EASIER

THAN I THOUGHT.

NARRATOR:

THE WORLD'S FIRST

BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.

THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,

FASTER, SMARTER...

THE NEXT GENERATION

OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...

LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?

♪♪

THE HAMMER IS DOWN, PEOPLE.

NO MORE TALKING TO BOYS,

NO MORE TALKING TO GIRLS,

NO MORE HELPING OLD LADIES

TO THEIR CARS!

I WAS HELPING YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

TRUST NO ONE!

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

IT'S HERE!

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

WHATEVER IT IS, I HOPE IT CAME

WITH A BIG BOX OF MASCULINITY,

'CAUSE I NEVER

WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

JUST COME HERE!

( all chuckle )

( chuckles )

MEET THE WORLD'S

FIRST SELF-DRIVING CAR,

DESIGNED BY YOURS TRULY.

- THAT'S RIGHT, - JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT

I COULDN'T GET MORE AWESOME,

BOOM! I GOT MORE AWESOME!

AND, BOOM!

- I STILL WANT TO BE DROPPED OFF - A BLOCK AWAY FROM SCHOOL.

- SO HOW DOES - THIS THING DRIVE ITSELF?

- OH, WELL, UH, - SEE THIS PANEL ON TOP?

- IT RECEIVES - A SATELLITE SIGNAL

- AND SENDS ALL - THE PERTINENT INFORMATION

- TO THE CAR'S - ON-BOARD COMPUTER

AND VOILA,

IT DRIVES ITSELF!

- HEY, DID I MENTION, - BY THE WAY,

THAT THIS CAR

GOES 200 MILES AN HOUR? NO?

THAT'S BECAUSE IT GOES 300!

( beeps, engine starts )

GOOD EVENING, DONALD.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A RIDE?

- SHE SOUNDS CLASSY. - OH, YEAH.

GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

WHAT IS THIS?

DONALD, IS THIS

MY ANNIVERSARY PRESENT?!

( gasps ) THIS IS TOO MUCH!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

( chuckles ) I DIDN'T.

UH, YOUR GIFT

IS A LOT LESS EXPENSIVE.

BUT, UH, JUST AS ROMANTIC.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

TODAY IS THE FIVE YEAR

ANNIVERSARY OF MY ACTIVATION

AND HE'S SPENDING IT WITH ME!

OH, I'M SORRY, EDDY,

I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

DONALD, IF YOU EVEN CONSIDER

SPENDING OUR ANNIVERSARY

WITH THAT DERANGED EMOTICON,

IT'S GONNA GET UGLY

AROUND HERE.

WELL, IF ANYONE KNOWS UGLY...

EDDY!

DON'T WORRY, HONEY,

THIS NIGHT IS ALL ABOUT YOU.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I HAVE PREPARED A SPECIAL

ANNIVERSARY DINNER MYSELF.

- THANK YOU! - THANK YOU!

I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFE.

BECKY, LOVING THE NEW TEE!

SORRY, BECKY,

ADAM CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

HE HAS A HORRIBLE DISEASE.

YOU'D BETTER JET BEFORE

HIS FLESH STARTS EATING ITSELF.

LEO, YOU ARE TAKING THIS

"ENFORCER" THING WAY TOO FAR.

- I HAVE NO IDEA - WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

HEY.

( beeping )

YOU'RE GOOD.

HEY GUYS! WHAT'S UP?

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP, - YOUR TIME HERE.

- GET LOST, CREEPY. - ( beeps )

SILLY, LEO.

SO, GUYS, ARE YOU EXCITED

FOR THE NEW FROZEN YOGURT SHOP?

- THEY'RE GIVING OUT - UNLIMITED TOPPINGS.

PRINCIPAL PERRY'S

BEEN CAMPED OUT FOR A WEEK.

WHA... UNLIMITED TOPPINGS?

SOMEBODY COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT

BEFORE I FILLED MY SOCKS UP

WITH GUMMY FROGS.

STRANGER DANGER.

UH, SORRY, MARCUS,

WE CAN'T GO.

UH, WE HAVE CHORES TO DO.

- NO WE DON'T. - WE HAVE AN UPTIGHT DAD

WHO'S AFRAID

WE'LL REVEAL OUR SECRET...

RECIPE FOR CHILI.

OOH, THAT WORKS. LET'S GO!

WHOO!

YEAH!

UGH, EVERYBODY FROM SCHOOL IS

CHECKING IN AT THE YOGURT SHOP!

EVEN SUSIE REYNOLDS,

AND SHE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP

- TO MAKE TASHA'S DINNER TONIGHT - EXTRA-SPECIAL.

YEAH, SURE. WHAT CAN WE DO?

STAY FAR, FAR AWAY.

( phone beeps )

- ( sighs ) - I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE

- TO THE GRAND OPENING - WITH MARCUS!

- HE JUST TEXTED ME - AND SAID THAT PRINCIPAL PERRY

IS SHOTGUNNING TUTTI-FRUITY

STRAIGHT FROM THE DISPENSER!

WE ARE MISSING THE BIGGEST

SOCIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.

LET'S JUST GO!

WE CAN'T.

MR. DAVENPORT WANTS US HERE.

NO, MR. DAVENPORT

WANTS US FAR, FAR AWAY.

AND THE YOGURT SHOP

IS FAR, FAR AWAY.

YOUR RAZOR-THIN LOGIC

WORKS FOR ME!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

WHAT ABOUT LEO?

- MARCUS SAID NOT TO INVITE HIM - AND HE'S RIGHT.

WE JUST HAVE TO BE QUICK.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS QUICK?

DAVENPORT'S CAR.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

- MR. DAVENPORT WOULD KILL US - IF HE KNEW WE DROVE HIS CAR.

YES, BUT WE WOULDN'T BE

DRIVING HIS CAR,

IT DRIVES ITSELF.

BOOM!

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT!

HONEY,

BEFORE OUR DINNER TONIGHT,

I HAVE

A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU.

IT'S A SLIDE SHOW

OF OUR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER.

SHOWTIME, EDDY!

OKAY, HERE YOU ARE

AFTER YOUR WEDDING.

AW, SUCH A SPECIAL DAY.

NOT FOR ME. I WAS HOME ALONE

TALKING TO THE LAMP.

OOH, THIS PICTURE'S

EVEN BETTER.

EDDY, YOU TOOK

MY FACE OFF THE PICTURE!

FINE, I'LL PUT IT BACK!

EDDY!

HEY, JUST BE GLAD I DIDN'T

PUT IT ON THE OTHER END.

- OOH, - HERE'S MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,

TASHA WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.

IGNORE HIM, IGNORE HIM.

- LET'S JUST - HAVE SOME DINNER.

LET'S JUST...

( chuckles ) YEAH.

NICE ANNIVERSARY DINNER.

OH, BE RIGHT BACK IN A SECOND.

DONALD, I'M A LITTLE WARM.

CAN YOU COOL IT OFF?

I'M ON IT!

AAH! EDDY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

( chuckles )

I FROZE THE TURKEY!

THIS THING IS AWESOME!

- YEAH, YOU JUST SAY - ANY DESTINATION

- AND IT AUTOMATICALLY - TAKES YOU THERE.

- YET NO MATTER - HOW MANY TIMES I TELL IT,

"TAKE ME TO A BETTER LIFE,"

HERE I AM.

AND GET THIS,

IT EVEN HAS A COMPARTMENT

FOR YOUR GLOVES!

SO, GUYS, THE LINE

LOOKS PRETTY LONG.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CRUISE

THIS THING OVER TO MY HOUSE.

HOLD IT! ( panting )

EDDY TOLD ME YOU GUYS SNUCK OUT.

YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME!

NO, WE'RE NOT.

OH, YES, YOU ARE!

- YOU CAN'T TELL US - WHAT TO DO.

- YEAH, YOU'RE NOT - THE BOSS OF US.

- WHAT, DID YOU - RUN OVER HERE?

YES, BECAUSE...

( all arguing )

( beeps )

PLEASE ENTER A DESTINATION.

BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN

AND OVERRIDE MANUAL BRAKING.

I'M SORRY, MANUAL BRAKING

CANNOT BE OVERRIDDEN.

( beeps )

MANUAL BRAKING OVERRIDDEN.

DESTINATION ACCEPTED.

WAITING FOR DOOR TO CLOSE.

GOOD THING I SPRUNG FOR

THE UNDERWATER CAMERA.

- ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING IN - THE CAR, RIGHT NOW!

( all arguing )

OKAY, I'M WARNING YOU.

DO NOT MAKE ME CALL FOR BACKUP.

BECAUSE I DO NOT

HAVE ANY BACKUP.

GUYS, LEO'S RIGHT.

- I DON'T WANT YOU - TO GET IN TROUBLE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO HOME.

BUT AT LEAST GRAB SOME YOGURT

BEFORE YOU GO.

I'LL WATCH THE CAR.

NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LAY ONE

SLIMY LITTLE FINGER ON THIS CAR.

BEAT IT, EYEBROWS!

DOOR CLOSED.

ACQUIRING FASTEST ROUTE

TO THE BOTTOM

OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN.

BOTTOM OF THE WHAT?!

HELP, HELP, HELP!

SAFETY LOCKS ENGAGED.

HELP, HELP!

DEPARTING IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

AAH!

I'M GONNA MISS THAT LITTLE GUY.

( chuckles ) NO, I'M NOT.

STOP!

YOUR FINAL DESTINATION

IS THE BOTTOM

OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN

AND CANNOT BE OVERRIDDEN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR

SOME MUSIC UNTIL WE ARRIVE?

NO!

YOU SAID "DISCO."

( disco music playing )

NO!

UM, WHERE'S LEO?

- MORE IMPORTANTLY, - WHERE'S THE CAR?

EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY,

WHERE ARE THE NAPKINS?

- LEO PROBABLY - WENT FOR A JOYRIDE.

- I'LL JUST CALL MY DAD - TO PICK US UP.

HE'S BEEN DYING

TO MEET YOU GUYS.

( phone beeps )

IT'S LEO.

( phone beeps )

LEO, WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M TRAPPED IN THE CAR SPEEDING

TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

DO SOMETHING OR THE NEXT TIME

YOU SEE ME I'M GONNA BE

A FISH STICK!

( phone beeps )

GUYS, LEO'S IN TROUBLE.

WE HAVE TO GO HELP HIM.

SORRY, MARCUS, WE GOTTA GO.

WAIT, YOU CAN'T GO YET!

WE HAVEN'T TAKEN A PICTURE

WITH THE FROYO-A-GO-GO DODO!

OH, RIGHT!

( camera shutter clicks )

HUH? NOW WE'RE GOOD.

HEY, LEO, THE LEFT PEDAL

IS CALLED A BRAKE.

TAKE YOUR FOOT

AND STEP ON IT!

DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD

HAVE TRIED THAT ALREADY?!

HEY, IF YOU CAN'T BE POLITE,

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.

( sighs )

- LEO, I'LL USE - YOUR CELL SIGNAL

TO LOCATE THE CAR

WITH MY BIONIC GPS.

( beeping )

GOT HIM.

TAYLOR AVENUE AND 28th.

I'LL USE MY SUPER-SPEED

TO CATCH UP TO THE CAR

AND PULL HIM OUT.

AAH!

OPEN THE DOOR!

I CAN'T!

THE CHILD SAFETY LOCK

IS ALWAYS ENGAGED

FOR PASSENGERS

UNDER THE AGE OF NINE.

I'M 14!

YOU ARE VERY SMALL

FOR YOUR AGE.

LOOK FOR THE EMERGENCY BRAKE!

MAYBE THIS IS IT!

TURBO-BOOSTER ENGAGED.

AAH!

THAT WASN'T IT!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

YOU KNOW THOSE SIGNS

THAT SAY "DEER CROSSING"?

THEY DON'T LIE.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW - WE'RE GONNA STOP THAT CAR.

WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK

THE OCEAN'S GONNA STOP IT?

IF THE CAR IS BEING DRIVEN

BY AN INTERNAL COMPUTER SYSTEM,

MAYBE I CAN TAP INTO IT REMOTELY

AND SHUT IT DOWN.

HANG ON, LEO,

I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING.

( beeping )

( horn honking )

( radio static )

WELL, CHASE, YOU COMPLETED

THE 14-POINT

MAINTENANCE CHECKLIST.

NOW ALL WE NEED IS AN OIL CHANGE

AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO!

TASHA...

MM-HMM?

EDDY WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.

GO AHEAD, EDDY.

I JUST WANNA SAY

I'M VERY S-S-S-S-S-SO-SO...

ARE YOU FAKING A MALFUNCTION?

HE IS FAKING A MALFUNCTION!

EDDY!

OKAY, OKAY!

I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU.

SORRY YOU LIVE HERE. HA!

THAT'S IT.

- I'M GOING TO THE LAB - TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

NO, NO! PLEASE!

TASHA, HONEY, BABY,

YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

- I'LL GIVE YOU - ANYTHING YOU WANT!

I WANT TOTAL CONTROL

OF YOUR MUTE BUTTON.

FINE.

AND I WANT YOU TO STOP

TAUNTING MY BOOK CLUB.

- FINE! THEN YOU BETTER TELL - THE CREEPY LITTLE ONE

TO STOP PUSHING MY BUTTONS!

- AND NO MORE - CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL

REPORTING A WILD BEAR

ROAMING THE KITCHEN!

TO BE FAIR, YOU HAD YOUR SNOUT

PRETTY DEEP IN THAT SALMON.

OKAY, YOU'VE GOT A DEAL!

GREAT.

THEN I WILL TELL HIM

NOT TO SHUT YOU OFF.

THANK YOU!

STARTING TOMORROW.

WHAT? NO! YOU TRICKED ME!

YOUR BOOK CLUB IS STUPID...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME.

I WONDER IF THERE'S

ANY SALMON LEFT.

- OKAY, THE CAR - WON'T LET ME TAP INTO ITS CPU,

BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A WAY

- FOR ME TO BLOCK - ITS SATELLITE SIGNAL?

BUT IS YOUR FORCE FIELD

POWERFUL ENOUGH?

WELL, YEAH, BUT I'D HAVE

TO SURROUND THE ENTIRE CAR,

- WHICH IS MILES AWAY - AND MOVING FAST.

I COULD NEVER THROW THAT FAR.

YOU CAN'T, BUT I CAN!

YES, YOU CAN!

- IF I CAN CALCULATE - THE DISTANCE,

ARC, AND FORCE

NECESSARY TO LAUNCH,

I CAN GUIDE YOUR ARM

AND USE YOUR STRENGTH

TO HURL THE FORCE FIELD

AT THE CAR.

AH, SO IT'S LIKE

A BIONIC-BRO COMBO!

- A BRO-MOTION! A BRO-TATION! - A SUPER BIONIC BRO-CHACHO...

JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Leo: HURRY, HURRY!

OKAY, WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE CHANCE.

- YOU GOTTA THINK OF IT - LIKE A BASKETBALL.

- WE'RE SHOOTING A FULL-COURT SHOT - ACROSS 98 COURTS

THAT ARE MOVING

AT 125 MILES PER HOUR.

YEAH, NUMBERS, NUMBERS,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

JUST TELL ME WHAT I'M CHUCKING.

FIFTEEN SECONDS TO DESTINATION.

GUYS, I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE TRYING TO RESCUE ME

WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE

PROTECTING YOU.

I GUESS I WASN'T

A VERY GOOD ENFORCER.

NO, YOU WEREN'T.

JUST GET READY.

GET ON YOUR KNEES.

( sighs )

DESTINATION APPROACHING.

( beeping )

PERFECT.

ALL RIGHT.

THREE, TWO, ONE, NOW!

( both grunt )

( camera shutter clicks )

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,

BUT IT'S GOING ON

MY PROFILE PAGE.

EW.

LET'S SEE IF IT WORKED.

( beeping )

FIVE SECONDS TO DESTINATION.

FOUR, THREE, TWO...

( tires screech )

( grunts )

SIGNAL INTERRUPTED.

BRAKING SYSTEM ENGAGED.

IT WORKED! THE CAR STOPPED!

YEAH!

AH! AH-HA! AH!

( chuckles )

NO!

THANK YOU FOR DRIVING

A DAVENPORT SUPER CAR.

- WOULD YOU CARE - TO PARTICIPATE

IN A SHORT SURVEY

ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE?

NO!

QUESTION NUMBER ONE...

LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

( both exhale deeply )

YOU GUYS MAY HAVE SAVED MY LIFE,

BUT YOU ALSO ALMOST ENDED IT.

SO YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK.

I'M GONNA BE ON YOU

LIKE YOGURT ON ADAM'S SHIRT.

HMM. THAT IS NOT YOGURT.

HEY!

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'RE IN?

I TOLD YOU,

THREE FEET AWAY AT ALL TIMES,

AND NO BREATHING ON THE WINDOWS!

( chuckles ) SORRY.

SORRY. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

SORRY. I'LL BE IN MY CAPSULE.

( doorbell rings )

OH, HEY. PERHAPS

I HAVEN'T MADE THIS CLEAR,

BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU.

LEO, I AM SO HAPPY

YOU'RE HOME SAFE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU ALMOST ENDED UP

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW

WHERE THE CAR WAS SET TO GO?

I DIDN'T?

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU SABOTAGED ME!

YOU PROGRAMMED THAT CAR!

I'M GONNA TELL DAVENPORT!

I WOULDN'T DO THAT

IF I WERE YOU.

THAT WAS A WARNING SHOT.

NEXT ONE WON'T BE.

YOU? WITH-TH...

SURPRISE! I'M BIONIC,

JUST LIKE ADAM, BREE, AND CHASE.

AND YOU KNOW ABOUT...

OKAY, YOU ARE JUST

DROPPIN' BOMBS EVERYWHERE, MAN!

YOU TELL ANYONE

AND THE WHOLE WORLD

WILL KNOW ABOUT

YOUR FAMILY'S LITTLE SECRET.

ADAM, BREE, AND CHASE

WILL BE TAKEN AWAY.

DAVENPORT WOULD BE

RUINED FOREVER.

( scoffs ) YOU KNOW, I'D HATE

TO SEE YOUR FAMILY TORN APART

BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG MOUTH.

HEY, MARCUS. WHAT'S UP?

OH, HEY, GUYS.

I JUST STOPPED BY

TO MAKE SURE LEO WAS OKAY.

HOW SWEET IS THIS GUY?

YOU OKAY, LEO?

LEO, YOU GOOD?

UH, YEAH. YEAH, I'M GOOD.

GUYS, YOU FORGOT TO GAS UP

DAVENPORT'S CAR!

LUCKILY I WAS SMART ENOUGH

TO FILL IT UP WITH THE GAS CAN

IN THE GARAGE.

ADAM, IT'S AN ELECTRIC CAR.

MM-HMM.

IT DOESN'T TAKE GAS!

- ONE SPARK - AND THAT THING COULD...

OH, BOY.

HEY, GUYS,

I'M GONNA GO FOR A DRIVE.

All: NO!

AAH!

- WELL, AT LEAST - HE DOESN'T KNOW WE DROVE IT.

AAH!