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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,570 "Sometimes a movie isn't what you think. 4 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:27,990 It can offer a different perspective 5 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,780 or the solution to a crisis... 6 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,910 so long as you can crack 7 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,530 THE CODE." 8 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,200 Orson Welles, 1959 9 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,850 I can't... 10 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:12,160 You know, I can't even remember the first time, the last-- fuck! 11 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,780 I can't remember the last time that I... 12 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,200 had sex with my girlfriend. 13 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:24,880 But I'm gonna change that tonight 14 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,960 and I wanna get it on the record. 15 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:32,840 This is Jay Richard. It's March 14, 2021, at around 11:30 pm. 16 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:37,680 ABOUT 25 MINUTES LATER... 17 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:40,020 I tried. I tried so hard. 18 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,440 Oh god, I don't know. 19 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:51,570 Honestly... another reason why I'm recording this is, 20 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:54,530 she suddenly decided to start making like, 21 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,530 a doc about us. 22 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,330 And I know it's gonna be awesome, 23 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:03,370 but I just wanna make sure she has my side of things too. 24 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,000 You know? 25 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,040 Alright. 26 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,680 What the fuck? 27 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,980 - Hey. - What's up, Jay? 28 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,730 - Nothing. - What are you doing in here? 29 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,980 - Nothing. - Nothing? 30 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:36,320 What you're about to see is the truth, as I lived it. 31 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:39,280 Celine Unger, March 2021. 32 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:44,080 Isn't it crazy how like, everyone is going through this... 33 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,250 like together? 34 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,420 CELINE UNGER'S UNTITLED COVID DOCUMENTARY 35 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,630 - Love you. - Love you. 36 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,470 Excuse me, please put your masks on. 37 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,510 - Celine, you're not gonna help? - I'm helping. 38 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,800 You're gonna break our eggs. 39 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,390 - Careful! Do I have to be filming this? - Yes. 40 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,440 You know you can fully take your mask off, right? 41 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,600 No. 42 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,900 Cheers! Love you. 43 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,020 Yeah. What's beautiful about this shot? 44 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:16,240 Just your profile, the overpass and everything. It's cool. 45 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,820 We would have to get towed away, if we didn't charge it. 46 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:20,410 - Morongo. - Stop! 47 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,780 That's where you're from. 48 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:24,540 It's gonna be great. We're gonna have a nice week. 49 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,750 - Love you. - Love you. 50 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,330 All these NPC cars. 51 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,330 You think I can like download this from the car? 52 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,750 Seems like it would be mad hard. 53 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,300 Did you know that America is the Saudi Arabia of wind? 54 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,140 Oh my god, get this guy. Get this guy! 55 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,770 - Are you getting him? - Yeah. 56 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:52,400 Why would you wear a mask alone in a convertible? 57 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,520 That's psycho. 58 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:54,940 Hey, lemme ask you a question. 59 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,610 Okay. 60 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:59,200 Do you think putting yourself in the movie changes it? 61 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,240 What? 62 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,780 Changes it? It's my movie. 63 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:06,200 I know, but a document-- Shit! 64 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:08,660 A documentary is supposed to be objective. 65 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,790 If you put yourself in it, 66 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:12,250 you could end up going into like, performance mode. 67 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,340 - Performance mode? - Yeah. 68 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,340 Don't you wanna capture something real? 69 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,010 Is this real enough for you? 70 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,180 Stop. 71 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,260 Celine! Shit! Stop it! 72 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,850 - Am I acting real now? - Okay! 73 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,810 Put yourself in your own documentary. 74 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,060 I really don't give a shit... 75 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,730 as long as you don't kill us. 76 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,900 Why don't you say that thing you were saying earlier 77 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,320 about our relationship? 78 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,530 Does this movie have to be about us and our relationship? 79 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:41,070 Well, really good question. 80 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,120 It's actually not about us or our relationship, 81 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,080 it's about Covid-19, the Coronavirus pandemic. 82 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,580 - I haven't consented to being in it. - Consented? Seriously? 83 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:53,630 Don't know if you noticed but we're living through a once in a life time catastrophe 84 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,800 and I just wanna capture it while it's happening 85 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,630 because one day it's all gonna be over. 86 00:04:57,670 --> 00:04:58,670 Good. 87 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,970 Yeah, good! Except we'll be so glad it's over 88 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,470 that we'll forget all about it. Everyone will. 89 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,470 And that's why for this movie, 90 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:13,100 every little detail is important. 91 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:17,400 Okay. So you're just gonna film everything, and then what... 92 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,820 like, edit it? 93 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,900 Yeah. 94 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,820 That's what a movie is. 95 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,200 Focus on the road, babe. Focus on the road. 96 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,990 - It's just giving me coordinates. - Let me do that, so you can drive. 97 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,490 Let me do that, so you can drive. 98 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,750 You see that? You see how it's doing coordinates? 99 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,960 What's your code again? 100 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,080 2-4-6-8-0-1. 101 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:35,290 It's not working. 102 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:37,590 2-4-6-8-0-1... 103 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,510 Sorry, it feels different when I hold it in my hand. 104 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,590 It's 3-6-4-8-0-1. 105 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,300 - Jesus! - Sorry. 106 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,220 3-6-4-8-0-1. Say it back. 107 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,520 - 3-6-4-8-0-1. - 3-6-4-8-0-1. 108 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,850 - 3-6-4-8-0-1. - 3-6-4-8-0-1. 109 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:55,360 - 3-6-4-8-0-1! - 3-6-4-8-0-- 110 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,440 Oh fuck! 111 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,610 There's nothing actually wrong this tire, 112 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,940 - I don't underst-- - I thought it was a self-driving car. 113 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:03,450 Yeah it is but you have to turn that feature on. 114 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,450 Design flaw. 115 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,740 What the fuck? 116 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:13,410 Why did I get a car I can't afford to repair? 117 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,620 Hey, come over here. 118 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,130 - No. No. - Please Jay. 119 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,380 Just one. 120 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,260 Say "It's windy." 121 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,800 It's windy. 122 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:27,340 Thank you. 123 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:28,930 You guys okay? 124 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,470 Actually, no. We're having an issue with this tire. 125 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,180 You got a jack? 126 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:34,440 I don't know. 127 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,730 Yeah. No worries. I got one. 128 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:36,770 No problem dude. 129 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:38,770 Is this safe? 130 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:39,860 Yeah. 131 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:41,860 What's going on? 132 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:43,440 Wow! 133 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:45,570 Yeah so, yeah... 134 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:47,950 Alright. 135 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:51,490 Come on keep filming. 136 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:53,040 What does this have to do with Covid? 137 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,540 So we'll know what to do next time. 138 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,920 So what you just pump it up? 139 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:01,710 Yeah. 140 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,510 It's just a little debris. 141 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,920 Somebody else's tire. It's not even yours. 142 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,680 How do you know how much to pump it? 143 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,600 With this jack it's like, 1 or 2 pumps, you know. 144 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,680 But with your little scissor jack 145 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,720 it's probably 10 or 15 rotations. 146 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,560 Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed. 147 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,810 Maybe he thinks it's weird. 148 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,520 Do you think it's weird? 149 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,480 I think it's weird you're talking about it. 150 00:07:21,730 --> 00:07:23,110 Just ask next time. 151 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,740 We're 2 hours and 20 minutes late. 152 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,950 Who cares? It doesn't fucking matter. 153 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,200 It's humiliating. 154 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:29,620 I said I was sorry. 155 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,660 Look. He's-- 156 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:33,370 - He doesn't give a shit. I texted him. - Just deal with it. 157 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,500 Hey, so sorry we're late. 158 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,040 All good, man. Welcome! 159 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,880 - Hi! - Hi! 160 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,880 - I'm Celine! - Hi. Parthik. Nice to meet you guys. 161 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,210 C! Make sure he's okay with you filming. 162 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,550 Is it okay if I film? 163 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,470 Just you know, so we can document the place... 164 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:53,810 Yeah, full disclosure, she's making a documentary about Covid. 165 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:54,970 Oh. Actually? 166 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,390 Yeah. 167 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:59,310 You guys aren't gonna be doing anything illegal are you? 168 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,690 Not planning on it. 169 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,900 Are the owners okay with me filming here? 170 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:03,980 Oh. Totally. 171 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:08,150 You have no idea how many freaks we get for the whole ghost thing. 172 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,780 Just don't burn the place down 173 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,320 and we'll be all good. 174 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,620 - Wait. What ghost thing? - So, what's the deal? 175 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,160 Should I have mask off for being on camera? 176 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,540 - Go for it. - You should probably do the opposite. 177 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:19,750 I'm vaxxed. 178 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:20,830 Had to. 179 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,880 Nice. 180 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,130 Introduce yourself. 181 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,840 I am Parthik Miraj. 182 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,170 I'm 35 years old. 183 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:29,590 And we are here in beautiful Yucca Valley, California. 184 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,010 How did you get the vax so early? 185 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,890 Is this considered front line work? 186 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,680 Not technically 187 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,680 but I know a guy in a nursing home 188 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:39,680 and frankly, it gives me a little edge on the competition. 189 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,060 Nice. 190 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:43,150 I can hook you guys up, if you want. 191 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,230 - Sure. - That'd be great. 192 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:45,900 Oh, shoot. 193 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,860 Do you guys mind if I take this call? 194 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:48,990 No. 195 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,490 Feel free to explore, you know... 196 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,820 There's all the rooms. 197 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,820 Hello? Hey! 198 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,450 So you think this is gonna work for your doc? 199 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,870 Yeah! It's awesome. 200 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:00,870 It's really kinda dark. 201 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,500 Yeah, it's creepy. 202 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,630 No, I mean it's like bad lighting conditions. 203 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:07,000 Well, whatever. I'll fix it in post. 204 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,010 Just don't worry about it, okay? 205 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,430 - I'm not worried. - I'll figure it out. 206 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,020 What are you so fucking unhappy about? 207 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,230 No. I'm happy. This is good. 208 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:20,980 - What do you need? - I don't need anything. 209 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,100 - You need to focus, right? - I do need to focus. 210 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:26,060 Focus on your big, sexy, crypto... 211 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:27,110 What are you doing? 212 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:28,650 I'm just being cute while he's gone. 213 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,490 That guy is still here. Stop this. 214 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,240 We came here to fix our sex problem... 215 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,450 - I don't-- - Jay... 216 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,200 Why are you doing this? You're acting like it's a pornography. Stop. 217 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,240 - What? - It's a doc. 218 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:41,710 Don't mind me. 219 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,960 Oh shit! What the fuck's this? 220 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,500 It's just oxygen, like when you're out there. 221 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,250 - Do you guys like hiking? - Not really. 222 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,960 Oh, well, if it strikes you, 223 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:53,430 San Jacinto and Joshua Tree State Park are unbelievable. 224 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,300 You're really photogenic. 225 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,970 Why, thank you. 226 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,770 I did the whole actor thing in LA for a while, 227 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,600 but that didn't work out, and... this did. 228 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,650 Totally. 229 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,400 Okay, why don't you do the rest of the tour 230 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,740 as the spoiled daughter of a rich Southern family. 231 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,610 Oh my god. 232 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,030 Come on. 233 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,410 Here I go. 234 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,580 Now... 235 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,160 this home 236 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 is to die for. 237 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,000 Some of the beautiful features of this desert gem 238 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,500 are a pool, 239 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,590 a hot tub, 240 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,550 an entertainment center, 241 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,390 a DEN home safety system. 242 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,010 A home safety system? 243 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,600 Like the landlords are watching us? 244 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,560 Oh, don't you worry your little head about that! 245 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,600 Only your peepers will be on the cameras. 246 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,770 Y'all can just download the app from the app store. 247 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:52,400 It's as easy as D-E-N. 248 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:53,900 Jay, hold this. 249 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,360 Come up with me y'all. 250 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,530 We have the pièce de résistance , 251 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,200 The Boulder Room. 252 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:06,750 A bed that is literally cut into the mountain. 253 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:09,210 Oh my god! Jay! 254 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,290 Oh, wow. 255 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,090 This is cool. 256 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,380 There ain't nothing like it in this part of town. 257 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:15,550 Wow. 258 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,590 I occasionally pop over and take a little dip 259 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,550 when the house is deserted. 260 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,430 Simply magnificent. 261 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:24,890 Ain't it? 262 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,850 Cooking for my impotent boyfriend. 263 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,690 ErectRX, yum. 264 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,610 He is going to love this. 265 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,910 All done. 266 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,840 Jay! 267 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,180 Dinner's ready. 268 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,640 Jay... 269 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,020 I'm almost done. 270 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,100 - The food's gonna get cold. - Okay. 271 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,730 Almost done what, tapping that stupid, freaking dog? 272 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,030 Celine, this app saves real animals. 273 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,370 This looks good. 274 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,760 Shouldn't you be working on your fungible token? 275 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:42,890 Non-fungible. 276 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,010 It's really good. 277 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,060 But like, are all the flavors hitting you? 278 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,400 I think that they are. 279 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,980 Well, some of them are gonna hit you really hard. 280 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,120 Boner pills? 281 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:07,830 Fucking phone. 282 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,460 When all this Covid shit started 283 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,920 it really made me think about how fragile everything was 284 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,710 and how quickly it can fall apart. 285 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,380 Oh! 286 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,890 Whoa... 287 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,300 Life really stopped feeling like a game. 288 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,480 That's when you know you really wanna be with someone who can protect you, 289 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,900 somebody powerful. 290 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,230 Why won't he fuck me? 291 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,650 You'd think with all this ambient death 292 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:40,070 some pro-creative instinct would kick in but... 293 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,280 not for us. 294 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:53,710 Hey! 295 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:54,830 Hey! 296 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:56,630 How you doing? 297 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,420 I've been better. 298 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,010 My head feels really weird 299 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,840 and my heart's beating really fast. 300 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,390 Oh no! 301 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,390 Take it. 302 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,350 3-6-4-8-0-1 303 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,180 Open up the camera and film. 304 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,320 Hey Mister... 305 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,570 I noticed you were rock hard. 306 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,610 Like these boulders. 307 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,910 Oh yeah, you noticed that? 308 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,250 You seem to know a lot about rocks. 309 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,830 Yeah. 310 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,750 I do. I'm actually um... 311 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,670 a professional. 312 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,420 Oh yeah, you're a sexy little geologist? 313 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:47,640 And hardness is my specialty. 314 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,760 Really? So... 315 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,560 where do you think I'm at on the Mohs Scale? 316 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,560 Why don't you just lie back 317 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,690 and relax. 318 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,820 Okay, but seriously, what do you think? 319 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,150 Is this a ten, like a diamond? 320 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,740 Or more like an eight, like quartz? 321 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,120 What? 322 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,660 On the Mohs Scale. 323 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,660 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 324 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,710 Just keep going. 325 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,000 Do you want me to blow you or should we just try to fuck? 326 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,550 Yeah, I mean, I guess we could just try to do it. 327 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,940 Oh, wow. It's actually getting soft. 328 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,310 Seriously? 329 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480 Yeah. 330 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,610 God! That's such a relief. 331 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,030 What the fuck, Jay? 332 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,320 What? I was getting super worried. 333 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,990 Yeah. Worried that we'd actually fuck. 334 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,370 Sorry. 335 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:26,320 3-6-4-8-0-1 336 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,120 Lmk if u need me to come out there on my spring break and kick his ass 337 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,170 Don't hesitate to contact me anytime if you need anything 338 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,510 I think were good pal... 339 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,640 CONVERSATIONS 340 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,940 XFAP LOCKDOWN GIVING YOU CABIN FEVER? 341 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,610 CUM PLAY WITH THESE HORNY COVID CLITS 342 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,690 SEXY PAWG SPITROASTED BY OGRE AND MASKED MAN 343 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,860 FAP CITY X FAPSTER 344 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,950 NIGHT MODE 345 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,000 What's happening? 346 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,120 Baby what's happening? 347 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,960 Did you hear that noise? 348 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,130 No. 349 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,840 It was like a moan... 350 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh, maybe it was from the ghost room... 351 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,220 You think they're moaning in there? 352 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,390 I don't know. 353 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,560 Just rest up baby, you got a big day tomorrow. 354 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,640 Okay. Love you. 355 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,900 Love you. 356 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,210 DEN SYSTEM ARMED (AWAY MODE) CAMERA MOTION DETECTED: BEDROOM_01 357 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,960 BEDROOM_01 358 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,630 LIVE 359 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,230 BEDROOM_02 360 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,600 ARCHIVES 361 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,730 MOTION DETECTED 362 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,500 TWO WAY 363 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,580 LIBRARY 364 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,560 Good morning! 365 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,390 Good morning. 366 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,520 How'd you sleep? 367 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,810 - How'd you sleep? - Good. 368 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,480 Except this noise woke me up. 369 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,690 Oh yeah? 370 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,110 What's your phone code? 371 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,910 My phone code? Why? 372 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:20,320 You have my phone code. 373 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,660 So? I'm not doing anything with it. 374 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,080 What are you so afraid of? 375 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,910 What am I...? Nothing. 376 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,670 Alright, fine! 377 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,710 It's right down the middle, 2-5-8-0. 378 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920 Thank you. 379 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,760 - I love you. - Love you. 380 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,760 Installing the Two Way app on my boyfriend's phone. 381 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,220 I love this app. 382 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,310 Now I can see everything he is doing on his phone. 383 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,940 Enable front camera and screen recording at the same time. 384 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,310 Hide the app in his utilities folder. 385 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,730 He will never know. 386 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,770 All done. 387 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,440 Thanks, Jay. 388 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,400 No problem. 389 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,950 - Love you. - Love you. 390 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,830 HIDDEN CAMERAS 391 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,080 I mean, yeah! 392 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,950 Everything's on track, you know. 393 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,210 Let's just make sure we have a contingency or whatever. 394 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,330 What does that mean? 395 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,000 Hey Jay, can we see the NFTs? 396 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,300 Yeah! Here... 397 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,220 - See! - Lemme see. 398 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,300 I've done a lot. 399 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,220 - They look good. - How many of these have you made so far? 400 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,260 I don't know, 150... 200. 401 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,560 Do you understand that we need 402 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,480 around minimum 6,000 lower bound. 403 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,140 You can algorithmically generate this. 404 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,360 - I've done it millions of times. - Dagsen, I know! 405 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,820 We've talked about this 30 times. 406 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,320 It makes more sense and it's cooler if I make them bespoke. 407 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,940 So they're "Jay Richard Pieces" 408 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:41,700 not just like bullshit algorithmically designed fucking playing cards. 409 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,500 Listen bro, the price of CX coin is linked to this NFT launch. 410 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:49,000 If this fucks up, our entire community... 411 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,000 I'm not stressed, you'll have them by Thursday. 412 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,000 Make sure we get 'em by Thursday. Otherwise... 413 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,090 Otherwise, what? 414 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,760 We did the pumping, could be time for dumping. That's all. 415 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,420 Jay, are you hearing this right now, man? 416 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,550 - Yeah. I'm hearing it-- - This is blowing my mind. 417 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,720 I hope it's blowing yours. 418 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,220 Keep this all on Signal alright? 419 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,220 Fucking do not talk to anyone about this. 420 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,390 Finish the fucking designs. 421 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,400 These fucking Coincels are unbelievable. 422 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,150 OK, FIRST INTERVIEW ABOUT TO BEGIN. 423 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,270 Hello! Jay, what's up? What's going on with you? 424 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,280 GOING TO KICK OFF THIS DOCUMENTARY FR! PROB WILL NEED SICK CREDITS 425 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,530 LOVE UNDER LOCKDOWN 426 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,570 A FILM BY CELINE UNGER 427 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,490 AND JAY RICHARD 428 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200 EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS 429 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,540 EDITED BY 430 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:41,970 LOVE UNDER LOCKDOWN 431 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:46,180 DIRECTED BY CELINE UNGER 432 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,140 So if you could join me over here. 433 00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,390 Have you done these before? 434 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,020 Both nostrils? 435 00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:55,730 Both nostrils, three turns in each one. 436 00:21:55,940 --> 00:22:00,690 Thank you so much for agreeing to be a part of my documentary. 437 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,740 I'm worried about Celine. 438 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:05,820 Is she sick? 439 00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:10,370 No. She's decided to start making a personal documentary about me. 440 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,830 - Why? - I don't know. 441 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,170 It's a project to document Covid or to... 442 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,380 But it's about you? 443 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:21,130 I thought I read that this movie's about love, is that right? 444 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,470 Something like that, yeah. 445 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,090 It's about love, Covid, kind of everything. 446 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,260 The way that the pandemic has affected dynamics between people. 447 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,850 Specifically couples. 448 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,520 That's what I'm worried about. I don't want it to be one-sided. 449 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,100 I want it to be three-dimensional. 450 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:40,780 So I'm wondering if I should secretly film her and film my own doc. 451 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:44,740 Right. So you can catch her doing something problematic, 452 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,410 so you have dirt on her too. 453 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,280 No, that's not it. 454 00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:50,200 Alright, whatever. 455 00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:53,870 So did you have more conflict during the lockdown? 456 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040 Oh yeah! 457 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,500 Yeah, I mean it's a lot of concentrated time together, but we're lucky. 458 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:01,880 - Why lucky? - We enjoy make-up sex. 459 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:04,220 - Is that too much information? - No, no, no. 460 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,680 That's wonderful. 461 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,550 If my wife started to record me, 462 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,680 you know, and my behavior, 463 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,480 I'm thinking that she's setting up the evidence for a divorce. 464 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,350 Or for you, it would be, maybe what happened to you before. 465 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,060 I don't wanna say the big "C" word but... 466 00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:21,020 You know Celine, she would not do something like that to me. 467 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:24,530 I actually can't believe when you emerged from that so naive. 468 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:29,820 Look, every girl has the capacity to cancel, given the right conditions. 469 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:30,910 That's not true! 470 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:33,080 You know, love is a language, I think 471 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,330 and the more you become fluent with each others' language, 472 00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:40,500 I think it gives you a better chance to create something beautiful. 473 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,170 Oh, babe. 474 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,840 Wow! Well, thanks very much for your time, 475 00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,590 and for being so candid. 476 00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:49,640 - It was our pleasure. - Yeah, you're welcome. 477 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:53,810 If you get cancelled right now, it would seriously ruin everything. 478 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,140 - Do you realize that? - Oh, I know. I'm broke. 479 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,190 And that's why I'm asking you as a friend, 480 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,560 if you think it's okay, if I secretly film her. 481 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,320 When you're in a house with someone 482 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,690 there's an unspoken agreement 483 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:06,740 that things can get recorded in this digital age. 484 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,740 Exactly! Everyone is being recorded at all times. 485 00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,950 So it's like normal. 486 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,740 Yeah. It's totally normal. It's fine. 487 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:12,780 What's normal? 488 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:13,870 Oh! Nothing. 489 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,080 Just our non-fungible tokens. 490 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,080 - Hi Tommy! - What's up Celine? 491 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,210 So excited for your crypto coins. 492 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,130 It's a really exciting time. 493 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,260 Did Jay tell you I'm making a movie? 494 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,920 Oh, a movie! That's cool. What's it about? 495 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,430 Covid. 496 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,550 Wow! Covid's the big thing. 497 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,510 I'm sure it's gonna be a big hit. 498 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,930 I hope so, yeah. It's going really well. 499 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,730 Alright, man. 500 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,270 Talk more later, okay? 501 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,360 - Bye. - Bye Tommy! Miss you. 502 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,150 Can you do me a favor? 503 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280 Mm-hmm. 504 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,780 I don't know why I do this. 505 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,990 You always hate the photos I take of you. 506 00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,280 That's not true. 507 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,030 Do a higher angle. 508 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,660 That's good. 509 00:24:57,790 --> 00:24:59,040 So your call was good? 510 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,580 Yeah, it was fine. 511 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:01,920 Just fine? 512 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,840 Are you filming me right now? 513 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,420 I don't know, maybe. 514 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:12,220 Please don't talk about work stuff on camera, okay? 515 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,340 Don't ask me about it. 516 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,550 Why? 517 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,260 I dare you to think of a scenario 518 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,480 in which the price of CX coin 519 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,560 at this exact moment will matter. 520 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,150 Can I see them? 521 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:25,770 It's not about that. 522 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,110 Thank you. 523 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,940 These are so bad. 524 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,860 Who are you gonna get to edit this? 525 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,320 I don't know, me? Or I'll hire someone. I don't know. 526 00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:34,950 - Hire someone? - Yeah. 527 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,410 You're gonna hire someone to look through all this footage of us? 528 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,410 I don't know. Do you wanna do it, Jay? 529 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,290 Do you wanna make some net-art out of it? 530 00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:43,330 Ha ha, very funny. 531 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,210 I'm not gonna make your movie for you, Celine. 532 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,800 Can you take some more? 533 00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:51,340 Similar but like .8 focal length and closer but not... 534 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,930 Like where you are now, yeah. That's good. 535 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,430 So was Covid the best thing to ever happen to crypto? 536 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,140 Okay, so now you're trying to make it seem like 537 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,600 I'm benefiting from a global pandemic? Awesome! 538 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,850 What the fuck is your problem? 539 00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,810 I don't like the way you point that thing. 540 00:26:07,270 --> 00:26:09,360 The old Jay used to like the way I did everything. 541 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,450 Yeah! Well, life fed Jay a couple rotten fucking eggs. 542 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,450 Well I wish he'd get over it. 543 00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,620 Yeah, me too. 544 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:19,490 Me too. 545 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:21,790 This time. Me too! 546 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,500 Where are you going? 547 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,210 - Where are you going? - Gonna take a drive! 548 00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:28,380 Can I come? 549 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,420 No. 550 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920 Love you. 551 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:33,260 Note to editorial team. Note to self. 552 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,090 Put this in the movie. 553 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,180 Welcome to "The Jay Richard Cut". 554 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,300 Does my hair look okay? 555 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,350 So your call was good? 556 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,930 Can I see them? Can you take some more? 557 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:43,440 So was Covid the best thing that ever happened to crypto? 558 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,940 You're trying to fucking sabotage me. She's trying to fucking sabotage me. 559 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,860 She is trying to fucking sabotage me. 560 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,740 CIA mode 561 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,200 NSA mode 562 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,700 Spy vs Spy mode 563 00:26:58,990 --> 00:27:02,370 She should call this movie The Code 564 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,830 I am back on the road 565 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,630 I am helping and she didn't have to goad 566 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,340 Hopefully when this doc is over 567 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,550 I will bust a load 568 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,340 This movie just got two times better 569 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:18,180 and about a 100 times more morally sound. 570 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,560 Okay, interview subject, Nick Silver. 571 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,440 Don't... don't do that. 572 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,150 Celine? 573 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,780 - Okay, I will just... - A chair? 574 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,700 I don't think so. 575 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,700 Celine! 576 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:48,460 How has the Coronavirus impacted your personal relationships? 577 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,080 It hasn't. 578 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,210 My relationships were always good. 579 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,670 - Okay. - Excellent! 580 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,180 To what do you attribute the excellence of your relationships? 581 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,340 Yes! 582 00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,890 Me. I'm excellent. 583 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,970 And you have to have chemistry, right? 584 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:04,600 In and out of the bedroom. 585 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,060 - You have to have trust. - Yeah. 586 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,810 Almost like a delusional amount of trust. 587 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,400 That's a relationship. 588 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,900 Otherwise, everything goes out the window. 589 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,230 Right. 590 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,070 So, the bottom line is: 591 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,070 If she's committed to making the movie good 592 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,160 then I need to be committed to making the movie fair. 593 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,160 And to make the movie fair 594 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,500 I need to be able to fully document reality. 595 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:33,210 Not just her version of reality 596 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:35,170 but reality, reality. 597 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:39,840 And then, the movie can become great. 598 00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:43,260 Don't you think there needs to be privacy? 599 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,680 Like people are entitled to have secrets 600 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,270 and secrets can even make things more mysterious. 601 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,310 So, you don't lie to your boyfriend, 602 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,770 you just keep secrets from him? 603 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,770 My boyfriend? 604 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,980 She thinks that she's in control. 605 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,190 Look at me. 606 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,200 I am the documentarian now. 607 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,370 How about here? 608 00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:04,410 Alright, perfect. 609 00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:07,290 You are my... 610 00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:08,620 - Hey. - Hey! 611 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,830 Who are you talking to? 612 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:12,830 Who? I'm not-- Oh, you know... 613 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,460 I was just checking to see if we have one of those secret robots. 614 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,590 Secret robots? 615 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,340 Yeah. Yeah, you know like, 616 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,840 "Hey Siri! Set an alarm, Siri." 617 00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:23,600 Nope, no Siri. 618 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,930 "Hey, Alexa! 619 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:27,930 - "Play Dreams by Fleetwood Mac." - Nope, no Siri. 620 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,180 Can you just do me a favor 621 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,810 and stay out of the eye-line of the people I'm interviewing? 622 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,690 Oh yeah sure. 623 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,360 You mean like, stay out of the kitchen? 624 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,110 Yeah basically, I mean not if you're like starving. 625 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,030 - But yeah, kind of... - Totally! 626 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,910 Okay. I appreciate it. 627 00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:45,120 - Proud of you. - Thank you! 628 00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:52,370 You miss me? 629 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,500 You guys have bad body language. 630 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,130 I think we're gonna wrap this up. 631 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,840 If you don't mind. 632 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:03,590 Um, thank you so much... 633 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,720 Yeah, thank you. 634 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,050 ...for your participation. 635 00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,640 It was awesome, you're a natural. 636 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760 You can go. 637 00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,980 Back on my bullshit. 638 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:13,440 Only one dose tonight. 639 00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:16,360 Last time was too much hehe. 640 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,440 Hey, I just want to say 641 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,480 that no matter what happens next 642 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,030 I totally did try my best to maintain 643 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:26,240 a happy and good relationship. 644 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,450 Dinner's ready. 645 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:31,660 Coming! 646 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,250 Mmm, this is good. 647 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,630 No camera tonight. 648 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,760 Oh... 649 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,470 I thought it would be nice if it was just us. 650 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:47,510 Nice. 651 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,850 Sorry about before with the kitchen and the eyeline. 652 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,930 It won't happen again. 653 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,270 It's not a big deal. 654 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,480 Are you gonna wear those glasses to dinner? 655 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:56,810 Glasses? 656 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,980 You mean these? 657 00:30:58,150 --> 00:30:59,440 Oh! Sorry. 658 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,440 Cool though, right? 659 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,990 Okay, so um, do we have one of those secret robots? 660 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,490 Huh? 661 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:10,030 In the kitchen, you said you were checking to see if we had 662 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,700 one of those voice activated robot thingies. 663 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:13,830 Right! 664 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,290 So do we? 665 00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,670 Um no, we don't! 666 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:21,340 Good. 'Cause honestly I hate Siri that snoopy little bitch. 667 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,130 I don't know how to respond to that. 668 00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,380 Oh my god, that's awesome! 669 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,800 Siri! She is so fucking responsive. 670 00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:29,600 Um. Do you ever have any, um... 671 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,100 Do you ever have the urge to say a racial slur? 672 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,810 What? 673 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,060 You know, like when you just wanna say like 674 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,110 the worst word in the English language, 675 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,900 you know the one I'm talking about? 676 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,900 You want me to say the N word right now? 677 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,860 Yeah! Why not? 678 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,320 Why? 679 00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:53,620 I just feel like it's really good to get that sort of stuff out of your system 680 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,870 in like a private safe zone, 681 00:31:55,910 --> 00:31:57,710 so it doesn't leak out later 682 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,500 with other people who might be offended. 683 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,300 I don't wanna say the N word, Jay, so... 684 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,420 I don't know. I don't relate to that. 685 00:32:06,170 --> 00:32:07,510 Do you want to say the-- 686 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,800 No! No. 687 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,140 Good. I mean that's honestly why I love you. 688 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,100 Why do you want me to say that word? 689 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180 Forget it. 690 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,140 Forget it. 691 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,150 Do you ever regret backing me up 692 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,060 when all those people came out of the woodwork? 693 00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:23,270 What? 694 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,980 They were all anonymous, and you said they were bullshit. 695 00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:27,030 I know. I know. 696 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,610 None of those were true, but I mean, 697 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,240 I'm sure there must have been some things that I did do, 698 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,450 that I don't remember. 699 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,910 Jay, what exactly are you talking about? 700 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,210 Don't you feel it's a little fucked up that you defended me, as a woman? 701 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,840 Are you trying to cancel me for not canceling you? 702 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,130 I'm just worried for you. 703 00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,090 You're being insane! 704 00:32:48,130 --> 00:32:49,420 Am I being insane? 705 00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:50,760 Why are you worried about me? 706 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,350 I can't help but feel like all these amazing 707 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,720 social justice movements are passing you by. 708 00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,390 Passing me by? Maybe they're passing you by. 709 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,900 Yeah totally! Because as a cis white hetero male, 710 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,560 I'd rather not take up space. 711 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,230 But for you I think like, 712 00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:06,860 what it's gonna look like when they run it back 713 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,820 and see that she didn't MeToo anyone? 714 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,070 Shut up Jay! 715 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:14,240 When you hear the phrase “Silence is Violence”. 716 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,540 What do you think? 717 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:18,450 You're honestly lucky I'm not filming you right now. 718 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,830 I'm sorry, but I wanna have empathy 719 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,540 and erase your apathy. 720 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,630 I'm not apathetic. 721 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,300 The one thing I'm really worried about 722 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,340 is if the vaccine will affect our empathy levels 723 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:30,170 because we need empathy now, more than ever. 724 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,550 What are your thoughts actually about the vaccine? 725 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,680 Seriously? 726 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,970 Is this what you want? 727 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,770 I think the vax is evil. 728 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,310 It has a microchip in it. 729 00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:42,770 Is that what you wanna hear? 730 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:44,480 I didn't post a black square. 731 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,820 Get it on the record: 732 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:46,980 Me, naughty girl. 733 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,230 Me, deserve hate. 734 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,740 Babe, I'm just trying to help you-- 735 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:52,990 If you wanna help me, just shut up and fuck me. 736 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,490 I don't know what you're doing or why... 737 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,410 I would never try to cancel you. 738 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,710 Never say never, Celine. 739 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,100 Are you filming me right now? 740 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,860 Who's gonna edit this thing? 741 00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:28,270 Is this what you want? 742 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,320 I think the vax is evil. 743 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,030 It has a microchip in it. 744 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,570 Is that what you wanna hear? 745 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,740 I didn't post a black square. 746 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:37,950 Get it on the record: 747 00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:38,990 Me, naughty girl. 748 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,330 Me, deserve hate. 749 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:41,750 I just wanted to help-- 750 00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,210 Just shut up and fuck me. 751 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,250 - Hey. - Hey. 752 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,380 Listen, you know, I'm sorry about earlier. 753 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,920 If you wanna talk about that stuff 754 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,300 you have to do it in my movie. 755 00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:53,590 Interview subject, Jay Richard 756 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,590 - Are you serious? - Yes! 757 00:34:56,550 --> 00:35:01,140 So, how has the Covid-19 pandemic 758 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:04,060 affected your personal relationships? 759 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:07,100 - My personal relationships? - Mm-hmm. 760 00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,770 Not good. 761 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,610 Not good. 762 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:13,530 I feel like it gave people who had some grievances 763 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:17,360 space to get really angry about them... 764 00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,320 You mean, 'cause you were cancelled? 765 00:35:19,490 --> 00:35:21,870 Would you say cancel culture is the real pandemic? 766 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,250 For me, yeah. 767 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,750 It's hard when you know that 768 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,000 people think you are villain. 769 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,750 I never thought you were a villain. 770 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,960 Yeah I know, but 771 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,630 a guy has to see himself as a winner. 772 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,970 I really don't think you see me as a winner anymore 773 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,510 and I don't even think that you love me anymore. 774 00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,890 I want to fuck you. 775 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,850 - I want you to want to fuck me. - When you said that, I don't believe it. 776 00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:46,440 I'm like the fan they pull up to make a half court shot. 777 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,810 That's impossible! 778 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,440 That guy never wins. 779 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,400 Why are you scared of me? 780 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,860 Why am I scared of you? 781 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,570 I'm scared of all women now. 782 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,740 Sorry! 783 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,610 Was this interview a success? 784 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:02,160 Because I want to say this on camera, for the record. 785 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:05,000 I want this doc to be 786 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,290 the most successful doc 787 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,500 about the Covid-19 pandemic. 788 00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:12,040 Thank you, Jay. 789 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,590 Where's your phone? 790 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,970 Why? 791 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,220 Just doom scroll. I don't know. 792 00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,930 2-5-8-0, right down the middle. 793 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,120 I put your phone up on the TV. 794 00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,240 So you're not paranoid. 795 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,000 I'm not paranoid. 796 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,540 Where's your phone? 797 00:36:56,090 --> 00:37:00,090 3-6-4-8-0-1 798 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,430 See, I remember. 799 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,100 PARTHIK REALTOR 800 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:11,940 Do you have a sweet tooth?? 801 00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:16,780 Why do you keep texting 802 00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:18,990 the real estate agent? 803 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,120 Parthick? 804 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,580 I thought he'd be good in my doc! 805 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,090 Are you sure that's the only reason? 806 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,720 Hey! 807 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,470 We don't have to snoop on each other. 808 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,010 This can be constructive. 809 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560 Hey! 810 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,180 We don't have to snoop on each other. 811 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,140 This can be constructive. 812 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,070 Totally, I didn't even feel like I was snooping. 813 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,240 Aw! 814 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:08,160 Well, let's make this can of worms a good can of worms. 815 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,960 Like put your birthday in my calendar, so I don't forget it again. 816 00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:22,590 Jays birthday!!! 817 00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:31,310 Wish u sent me all these memes 818 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:32,640 and links and shit. 819 00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:38,020 Wish you'd send me 820 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:41,110 all your great porn sites and vids 821 00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:46,950 Ha ha why would you need them 822 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,240 when you have your IG discover page?? 823 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:56,250 That thing is autohornypilled ok!! 824 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,710 Right right you had nothing to do with it! 825 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,680 ONLY FANS WELCOME BACK CREATOR! 826 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,940 My girlfriend is on OnlyFans?? 827 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,860 What would you do if you found your girlfriend's 828 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,070 secret account in OnlyFans? 829 00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:25,990 REMOVE "INSTAGRAM"? 830 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,820 DELETE "INSTAGRAM"? 831 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,660 WEDNESDAY MARCH 17TH , 2021 AROUND 11:30 AM 832 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,620 Phoebe O'Brien. 833 00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:39,750 Do you think you will be getting vaccinated once-- 834 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:41,960 Oh my God! Oh my God! 835 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,170 - I have to take this. - Okay. 836 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,380 Sure. 837 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,180 Auntie Nancy? What? Oh... 838 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,260 Hey. 839 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:51,640 How's it going? 840 00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:53,060 Fine. 841 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:55,640 Is it gonna be a problem if I use the pool? 842 00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:58,650 Yeah. If you're splashing around you're gonna ruin my interviews. 843 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:00,860 Go in the hot tub and don't turn on the bubbles. 844 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,610 Okay. It's not really the same thing but... 845 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,650 Hey, Phoebe. 846 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,110 What's up? What happened? 847 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,660 My dad's getting worse. 848 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,450 Oh no! I'm so sorry. 849 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:12,280 Was he in the hospital? 850 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:13,370 Mm-hmm. 851 00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:14,950 PARTHICK REALTOR Hey! 852 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,800 Wdy? 853 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:29,300 Should I come over 854 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:34,220 Just make sure you don't take your parents for granted! 855 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,980 - Can we move somewhere else? - Yeah, totally. 856 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,060 Let's go behind the pool, it's private down there. 857 00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,980 Just down those stairs, see where the gate is. 858 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,780 I've got rocks in my shoes! 859 00:40:46,990 --> 00:40:48,740 We can get a-- uh... 860 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,910 I just have to get the rocks out of my shoes. 861 00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,540 Hey babe! 862 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,500 Feel free to use this in your flick. 863 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:02,710 Pretty sick... 864 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,300 Covid moment. 865 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,050 Are you close with your dad? 866 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,350 I am close with him, yeah. 867 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:18,100 You could always be closer. 868 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,730 It's a movie about Covid. 869 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,320 Wow! That's great! 870 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,730 She's playing a sick person, a doctor? 871 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:30,400 No, she's making a documentary about Covid. 872 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,450 Oh! That's-- huh! 873 00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:35,530 - Mom, I gotta go. - Why is she doing that? 874 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,660 Oh, is everything okay? 875 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,250 It's fine! Just the service sucks. 876 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,790 Let me talk to you later, okay? 877 00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:42,250 Oh sorry, honey. 878 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,540 - I love you so much JJ! - Okay, I love you so much. Bye! 879 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,840 Hey man. 880 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,670 Did I uh... 881 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,470 miss Celine? 882 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,930 She's busy bro. 883 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,180 Oh, that's weird. She invited me over. 884 00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:58,600 And you came? 885 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,980 It's all good man, I'm just gonna get out. 886 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,140 No, no, no! 887 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,850 No stay. No stay! 888 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,230 Okay... 889 00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:08,360 I could use a dip, I guess. 890 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,690 Be my guest. 891 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,240 Alright. 892 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,860 I'm gonna hop in with you, if you don't mind? 893 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:16,700 Go for it. 894 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:20,910 Is this okay? 895 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,000 Oh my god... 896 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,420 - I think it's normal. - Oh my god! 897 00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:30,170 What? 898 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:31,220 Um... 899 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,130 - Hey, what's-- - Sorry to interrupt. 900 00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:34,680 - What's going on? - Who is this? 901 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,890 He's-- What's going on? 902 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,300 Can I talk to you for a second? 903 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,600 What the fuck? 904 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,770 Okay. I'm sorry, Phoebe. I'll be right back. 905 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,270 - You're killing it. - Hang in there. 906 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,600 Waterworks and everything. 907 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,400 You might be getting yourself an Emmy off of this. 908 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,360 Let's keep going. I think, we maybe give her some space. 909 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,440 Just admit it! 910 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:54,320 Admit you came over to fuck her! 911 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,120 I didn't have a plan! 912 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,990 You came here to fuck her. 913 00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:01,290 You don't... have the right context. 914 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:02,620 Please don't kill me. 915 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,540 Okay. Okay! 916 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,080 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 917 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920 The texts. 918 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,420 I know how it must have looked, man. 919 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,840 I was just trying to get into the doc. 920 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,340 - Okay. - Oh my god. 921 00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:19,720 I love doing shit like that once in a while. 922 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:21,560 - That's guy stuff. - Yeah. 923 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,140 Oh my god, yeah! 924 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,860 Do you have to film this? 925 00:43:32,190 --> 00:43:33,900 Yeah, I do. 926 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:35,110 That's cute. 927 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,910 You know, I was thinking like... 928 00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:44,160 I feel like we had a real connection yesterday. 929 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,080 Um... 930 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,300 That's good. I thought you were gonna say I couldn't use your footage. 931 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,960 You can use all of me. 932 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,970 Every god damn pixel. 933 00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:00,100 Wow... 934 00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:04,180 Don't you feel like we had a connection? 935 00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:07,600 I don't know. 936 00:44:08,650 --> 00:44:11,480 Can you say more? 937 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:15,400 We had chemistry. 938 00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:18,990 Now the only thing left is passion. 939 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:21,490 Oh, dude, dude get this! Get this. 940 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,330 Parthik Miraj, you have the stage. 941 00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:25,500 I'll be back. 942 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500 Come here. 943 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,040 Can I have my camera back? 944 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,840 You can have whatever you want. 945 00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,590 You know, I've been thinking about you all night. 946 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,220 Did you have that earring yesterday? 947 00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:42,510 I could barely sleep. 948 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,390 - Don't. - Why? 949 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,770 I'm not a cheater. 950 00:44:50,310 --> 00:44:51,520 Okay. 951 00:44:59,490 --> 00:45:01,740 You guys are too cooped up in here. You know what I mean? 952 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:02,870 Yeah, maybe. 953 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:06,540 It's 45 to 60 minutes and it's a game changer. 954 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,160 Well either way, we'll see you tomorrow for the vax. 955 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,790 For sure, but remember, you need to find a servant. 956 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,670 Yeah okay, I'll work on that. 957 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:15,920 I'll let myself out. 958 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,000 Sure thing. 959 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:19,630 Jay man, thank you so much for filming me. 960 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,690 This is exactly how I rehearsed it. 961 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,440 - Stop! Stop! - What? 962 00:45:36,730 --> 00:45:37,820 You need to leave. 963 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,200 - Seriously? - Yeah, seriously. 964 00:45:41,110 --> 00:45:42,740 What's wrong? I thought we had something. 965 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,990 - What's going on? - We don't. You have to go. 966 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,240 It's my money and I'll do with it what I want. 967 00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:49,160 How's your health? Are you still staying inside? 968 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,200 Yeah! 969 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,580 Sophia thinks I shouldn't go out 970 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,670 because of my bronchial issues. 971 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,880 Well, they're gonna be rolling out the vaccine soon. 972 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,010 Your father says he's not getting the vaccine 973 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,880 until a bunch of people are safe and sound with it. 974 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,300 I am not going to be a fucking guinea pig 975 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:07,760 and I think you would rather me be dead, 976 00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:10,100 so that you could get all my money from the sex coin. 977 00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:11,480 Why would you even say that? 978 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,810 Because you're guilting me in front of my son. 979 00:46:13,850 --> 00:46:15,270 - Just leave me alone. - Jay... 980 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,020 Dad, I gotta go okay? 981 00:46:17,190 --> 00:46:18,480 Hey, is that Celine? 982 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:19,940 Yeah, say hi! 983 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,650 - Hi! - Hi, sweetheart! 984 00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,450 Oh so good to see you. 985 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,200 So great to see you. 986 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,780 Okay, Dad! Bye! 987 00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:29,200 What the fuck is this? 988 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,910 This is just one of those DEN cams. 989 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,750 No, Jay. It's an evil little camera... 990 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,040 that you planted! 991 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,420 I'm-I'm-I'm trying to help you with your doc. 992 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:41,340 See look, I even got my old skate cam out. 993 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:42,550 Help me with my doc? 994 00:46:42,590 --> 00:46:43,630 Yes. 995 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,260 What the fuck is that for then? 996 00:46:45,590 --> 00:46:48,300 I bought that as a surprise for the car. 997 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,600 For the car? 998 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,560 Yeah, so that you could drive in the car 999 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,480 and not have to take your eyes off the road while you're filming shit. 1000 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:56,400 I don't know what to say. 1001 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,230 You could say thank you. 1002 00:46:58,770 --> 00:47:00,610 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1003 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,540 Thank you. 1004 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,170 Has that smoke detector always been there? 1005 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,640 Oh my god! 1006 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:33,520 Oh my god! Stop doing that! 1007 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,810 No, no, no! 1008 00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:38,900 Could you take me to the hospital? 1009 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,570 Please! 1010 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,410 And there we go. 1011 00:47:52,490 --> 00:47:54,700 - Thanks you guys. - Okay. I'm so sorry. 1012 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,120 Thank you. 1013 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,040 I don't wanna be inappropriate or like fucked up, 1014 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,210 but I bet that was kind of good for your doc. 1015 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,880 It was but I feel low key guilty, 1016 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,720 and I don't know if I'm gonna put it in. 1017 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,550 Why is Parthik texting me to get a "servant"? 1018 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,970 Oh! He's gonna hook us up with Covid shots. 1019 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,600 Okay... 1020 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,980 You didn't wanna consult with me first? 1021 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,600 No, it wasn't like that. Why? You don't have to get it. 1022 00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:23,520 No, it's just, I don't like you making medical decisions for me. 1023 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:24,820 I'm-- Okay! 1024 00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,030 It's not-- You don't-- Just don't get it then. 1025 00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:28,240 No, I'm gonna get it. 1026 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,910 And I'll look into the helpful servant. 1027 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,950 It might be cool to have a home nurse to like, 1028 00:48:32,030 --> 00:48:34,240 be there in case anything goes wrong. 1029 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,120 I already took care of it. 1030 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,500 You did? 1031 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,580 What does mean? 1032 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,210 - Where are we going? - You'll see. 1033 00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:42,130 You're not good at surprises. 1034 00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:44,090 What do you mean I'm not good at surprises? 1035 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,380 ESCAPE ROOM 1036 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,130 - Oh my god, what? - Yup! 1037 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,510 - Seriously? - Yeah! 1038 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,640 - They're open? - That's what I was told. 1039 00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:54,720 Uh, don't tell me Jay and the beautiful Celine. 1040 00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:55,970 How does he know that? 1041 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,890 - He told me you were coming. - Parthik, again? 1042 00:48:57,940 --> 00:49:00,060 - It's his recommendation. - Is it ok if I film this? 1043 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,100 Yeah! I got you covered. We got CCTV. 1044 00:49:02,150 --> 00:49:04,440 You can actually purchase the file for $49.95. 1045 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,360 I kind of wanna capture my experience. 1046 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,700 My hands are tied, actually it's company policy that-- 1047 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,200 But we're Parthik's friends... 1048 00:49:10,570 --> 00:49:12,570 Alright! For Parthik, I'll do it. 1049 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:15,950 Oh! If you really wanna capture your experience, 1050 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,160 this is the new 360 camera I've been messing with. 1051 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,370 - Sorry sir, you have to stand 6 ft back. - I'm back. 1052 00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:23,210 You just gotta put it on nice and tight like that. 1053 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,340 Tight and right. You know what I'm talking about. 1054 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,340 - How does that feel, does it feel right? - Yeah. 1055 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:29,050 Yo, what's up? Hello! 1056 00:49:29,090 --> 00:49:30,510 Oh, one more thing. 1057 00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:32,590 Gotta get your phones. 1058 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,260 - Really? - Can't have any cheating now. 1059 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,260 Okay. 1060 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:37,980 And then I'll sell them on the dark web. 1061 00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:40,730 Seal 'em up. 1062 00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:45,400 And follow me. You guys are going to do the RMS Titanic experience? 1063 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,820 - I guess so. - All aboard! 1064 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,030 This is cute. 1065 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:50,530 Alright! 1066 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,700 - You've got a notepad right here. - Thank you. 1067 00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:54,030 Keep track of clues. 1068 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,830 You have an hour before the Titanic capsizes. 1069 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:58,700 If you cannot escape, before then, 1070 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,830 you will sink to the bottom of the sea. 1071 00:50:00,870 --> 00:50:01,920 If you can escape, 1072 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,920 you'll be swooped to the Vampire's Lair. 1073 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,460 It's a 2-for-1 special. 1074 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,460 I don't know if we can do the other one, 'cause I kinda gotta get back. 1075 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:11,470 To be honest, it's an expert level room, you probably won't make it out. 1076 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,930 Alright, good luck. 1077 00:50:12,970 --> 00:50:13,970 Thanks. 1078 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:17,470 Wow! So we're locked in here, huh? 1079 00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:18,600 I guess so... 1080 00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:20,480 Just you and me. 1081 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,600 I thought a change of scenery might be good for us. 1082 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,810 You know what I mean? 1083 00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:34,160 - Baby, I'm... - What? 1084 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,120 I'm really sorry but I'm kind of like in puzzle mode now. 1085 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,330 - Puzzle mode? - Yeah! I wanna figure this shit out. 1086 00:50:39,410 --> 00:50:42,460 - Okay... - Let's do it. Come on, it'll be fun. 1087 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:44,580 Well, no clues under the bed. 1088 00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:46,210 - Okay. - This has gotta be a clue. 1089 00:50:46,330 --> 00:50:47,670 That's something for sure. 1090 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:48,750 What does it say? 1091 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,840 Well there's a key. We need a key. 1092 00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:56,760 What's up baby girl? I feel like we had a moment there 1093 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,470 that I didn't want to pass up, so.... 1094 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,600 What a lot of people don't realize is that 1095 00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,180 you could actually shoot 1096 00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:05,690 on someone's phone while they have the lock screen on. 1097 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,730 So, I'll just go in here for a second. 1098 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,070 Just a little secret message, almost like a clue. 1099 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,200 Can they give us a clue or something? 1100 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,660 What is wrong with us? 1101 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,110 Why are we so dumb? 1102 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,410 Maybe we're just not a good team. 1103 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,870 Don't say that. 1104 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:25,290 Hey, don't worry, he's gonna let us out 1105 00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:26,670 with 30 minutes to spare. 1106 00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:30,960 I fucking locked myself in the Jack the Ripper suite. 1107 00:51:31,210 --> 00:51:33,130 Fuck. What happens in Jack the Ripper? 1108 00:51:33,170 --> 00:51:35,010 It's some guy in England? 1109 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,510 Why did I have to lock myself in the one that was already scary? 1110 00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:41,890 Did you put the code into that? 1111 00:51:42,310 --> 00:51:44,230 - We don't know what the code is! - Try it again. 1112 00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:45,850 - Be quiet so I can con-- - Turns out 1113 00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:49,020 she's not the mastermind sperg I thought she was. 1114 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:50,110 That is so mean. 1115 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,690 I thought she saw numbers and patterns in everything. 1116 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:55,200 Turns out, she's just a normal girl. 1117 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,360 Can you stop talking? 1118 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,160 You're really distracting me. 1119 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,030 I'm gonna quit my job at the escape room. Let's leave. 1120 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,040 Let's never come back here again. 1121 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,910 - This is hurting my head. - It's pathetic that we paid for this. 1122 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,330 Come on we're human beings in here. We're not animals! 1123 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:10,880 We both just need to relax 1124 00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:12,750 and we can figure this out, okay? 1125 00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:14,210 Just breathe. 1126 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,260 I know how to make you relax, baby. 1127 00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:35,110 Kiss me like one of your French girls. 1128 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,130 Oh, fuck. 1129 00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,720 Oh stop! Stop! There's a key in here. 1130 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800 For real? 1131 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,840 Yeah. 1132 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,300 It worked. 1133 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:02,470 Oh my god. 1134 00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:07,850 What? Bridge. 1135 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,730 I wouldn't even be here if I wasn't trying to film 1136 00:53:12,770 --> 00:53:15,020 that stupid fucking message on your phone. 1137 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:17,190 I wish I'd never hit on you. 1138 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,070 It worked! It worked! It worked! It worked! 1139 00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,400 Okay so what...? 1140 00:53:21,450 --> 00:53:23,870 - What does that say? - Morse code "unlock me". 1141 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:25,660 Wait babe, you know Morse code? 1142 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,000 No, it says it here. 1143 00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:31,540 You're doing amazing. You look so beautiful. 1144 00:53:35,710 --> 00:53:37,130 Okay now push it left. 1145 00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,220 Okay. 1146 00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,760 Oh fuck! 1147 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,090 - Yes! Yes! - Oh my God. 1148 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,140 Yes we did it! 1149 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:46,810 Okay. Love you. 1150 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:47,890 Love you. 1151 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:49,230 What the fuck? 1152 00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:50,850 The Vampire's Lair! 1153 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,230 Shit! Okay... 1154 00:53:52,310 --> 00:53:54,060 So, gotta figure this shit out. 1155 00:53:54,150 --> 00:53:55,230 Okay, okay. 1156 00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:57,230 "Your lost loves, you've had a few, 1157 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,190 "and in their images you will find a clue." 1158 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,740 - Look! - What does that say? 1159 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,610 It spells "romance". 1160 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:04,120 How'd you know, how to do that? 1161 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,910 It was the only logical thing to do. 1162 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,450 - Oh, Please! Please! - No, no, no! 1163 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,040 Oh my god! 1164 00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:18,630 - Oh, yes. - The key. 1165 00:54:18,670 --> 00:54:19,670 We did it. 1166 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,590 My queen. 1167 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,260 You saved us. My queen. 1168 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:31,020 Hello!? It's me Billy. Please, please, please. 1169 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,520 - Yo. - Billy? 1170 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,850 Nah, it's just my friends, Celine and Jay. 1171 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,020 I'll call you back. 1172 00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:39,480 Hey, you guys got out of the Titanic Room. 1173 00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:41,860 - What the fuck happened to you? - And the Vampire's Lair. 1174 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:43,240 Oh, that's what's up, big dog! 1175 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,990 Yeah, those are hard rooms. 1176 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,280 - Can we have our phones? - Yeah, oh. 1177 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,910 Here they are. Just uh... 1178 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,290 I was just making sure no Jigsaws got 'em. 1179 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,960 - Alright! I love you guys. - Bye! 1180 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,750 Just delete the first two videos off the phone. 1181 00:54:59,590 --> 00:55:02,260 It was so cute watching you do your thing in there. 1182 00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:05,880 Why don't you put self-driving mode on? 1183 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:06,970 Why? 1184 00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:10,760 Self-driving mode enabled. 1185 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,560 Oh, yeah... 1186 00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:17,730 Oh, fuck yeah. 1187 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,950 Uh, uh, uh. Don't finish yet. 1188 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,160 - I have a surprise. - You do? 1189 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,170 Let's go in the ghost room. 1190 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,000 - The ghost room? - Mm-hmm. 1191 00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:41,380 Do you have the DEN app on your phone? 1192 00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:42,920 Um, no. 1193 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,510 Here, take mine and I'll meet you in there in a few minutes. 1194 00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:48,510 Okay. Wait baby, it's locked. 1195 00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,720 Oh, I hacked it. 6-6-6-9. 1196 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,860 Okay... 1197 00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,110 It's not that scary in here. 1198 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,580 Hi Jay. 1199 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,210 Hi babe. 1200 00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:24,170 I'm sorry your relationship is stressing you out. 1201 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,510 It's really good your girlfriend's out of town 1202 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:28,590 so we can have some alone time. 1203 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,840 How's the crypto? 1204 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,640 Volatile? 1205 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,220 Yeah, super volatile. 1206 00:56:35,390 --> 00:56:37,100 I'm gonna make it all better. 1207 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:39,730 But you have to do exactly... 1208 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:41,360 as I say. 1209 00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:42,860 Take off your shirt. 1210 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:47,570 Oh wow, look at your body. 1211 00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:48,950 Thanks. 1212 00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:51,700 Now take off those cumbersome pants. 1213 00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:57,040 Are you growing for me? 1214 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,290 No stop! 1215 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,580 It's making me so wet. 1216 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,960 Do you wanna taste me? 1217 00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,090 Uh-huh. 1218 00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:08,680 Close your eyes. Stick your tongue out. 1219 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,430 Uh-huh... 1220 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,680 - Does it taste good? - Uh-huh. 1221 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,350 Yeah, give it another lick. 1222 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,730 What the fuck!? 1223 00:57:23,150 --> 00:57:24,320 Corinne! 1224 00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:25,820 Her name's Colette. 1225 00:57:26,070 --> 00:57:27,650 I put all your little cameras in here. 1226 00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,400 You think that'll be a good scene, Jay? 1227 00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:31,740 - You forgot my name. - No, I didn't forget, Colette. 1228 00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:35,870 So, what? You're here to take care of us after the vaccine? 1229 00:57:36,450 --> 00:57:37,790 Oh, yes Jay. 1230 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,330 I'm here to take care of you after the vaccine 1231 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:42,080 and tend to your fucking wounds. 1232 00:57:42,290 --> 00:57:44,210 - And wait on you hand and foot. - Okay. 1233 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,840 It's gonna make him even more retarded. 1234 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,090 If that's even possible. 1235 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,800 Look at him. 1236 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,130 So you guys are making a movie? 1237 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:51,260 Yeah, something like that. 1238 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,140 Cool. Well, I just finished my midterm project 1239 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:55,010 for my film class if you wanna see it. 1240 00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:58,140 - Sure. I need a fucking drink. - Same. 1241 00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:05,560 Point that camera at me and film me. I don't think you're fucking ready. 1242 00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:07,480 I'm fully branded, dammit. 1243 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,610 It's my movie! 1244 00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,070 Do you like that, Mr President? 1245 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,530 DIMENSIA A COLETTE UNGER FILM 1246 00:58:13,570 --> 00:58:17,200 Indivisible with titties and bussy for all. 1247 00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,750 It's my fucking movie! 1248 00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,870 You hit me, it's gonna hurt. I react. 1249 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:25,630 I spit on you mister. 1250 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:28,880 Talk like a he/him. Love like a they/them. 1251 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,340 Identity. 1252 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,970 My Identity. 1253 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:36,220 This reminds me of Ryan Trecartin. Do you know who that is? 1254 00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:37,510 No. 1255 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,640 I'm in the lab. I'm making Covid. 1256 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,730 I'm making Covid. 1257 00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,140 You came up with that? 1258 00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:45,560 I did everything myself besides play all the characters. 1259 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:49,020 - The editing is actually super advanced. - Thanks. 1260 00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:52,700 Even though it's fast, you can tell it's also long. 1261 00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:54,240 I'm so proud of you! 1262 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,530 Maybe I should help you with your movie? 1263 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:57,820 Definitely. 1264 00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,950 Look at me, I love you, look at me. 1265 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,580 I love you, look at me. 1266 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:03,870 I love you! 1267 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,120 Colette Unger, interview subject. 1268 00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:09,460 - Can you pump it? - The Covid-19 pandemic 1269 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,340 has been especially hard on young people. 1270 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,300 Yeah, my freshman year of college got shut down. 1271 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,140 - So... - You went to Zoo-- 1272 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,680 - You went to school on Zoom or what? - Yeah. 1273 00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:21,310 Oh, there's a booger. 1274 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,600 I don't know, I guess, I'm mad in general. 1275 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:28,860 But I don't feel fully like my youth has been stolen. 1276 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:32,150 In all honesty, I'm like, sort of rushing to like... 1277 00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:35,450 kind of grow up and settle down. 1278 00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:36,660 There we go. 1279 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:37,820 And now we wait. 1280 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:41,290 I like the idea of getting married 1281 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,330 and having children and if the fucking coronavirus, 1282 00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:47,170 keeps us locked in together forever, 1283 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:50,380 I'd rather be there with somebody. 1284 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,760 That I'm really committed to. That I like, really love. 1285 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,130 Negative. 1286 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,220 Cute! 1287 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:58,140 Where do you think your movie's gonna premiere? 1288 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:02,020 I don't know. They're not really doing film festivals 1289 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,350 for the foreseeable future. 1290 01:00:03,430 --> 01:00:05,140 - Hey! - Hey Jay. 1291 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,570 This stuff is fucking awesome. 1292 01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:13,860 Oh, here it is. 1293 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,700 They're definitely not gonna let you film in there, babe. 1294 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,820 Don't worry. I'll use my phone. 1295 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,950 That's the guy who hooked you up with this? 1296 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,200 Yeah. He knows a nurse. 1297 01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:24,410 He's cute. 1298 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,710 So you're the guy who knows a nurse? 1299 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:35,920 Yep. 1300 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,300 No mask, huh? 1301 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,050 Natural immunity. 1302 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,520 I'm vaccinated. 1303 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,730 Nice! 1304 01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:54,020 Let me go get Cornel. 1305 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,690 What the hell, Cole? 1306 01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:58,070 I said he was cute. 1307 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,410 - You're nuts. - You are. 1308 01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:01,740 Come on in guys. We're ready. 1309 01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:03,990 - Wait! Are you filming on that? - Yeah... 1310 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,540 You can't take it inside. 1311 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,000 - Not even for my movie? - Mm-mm. Sorry. 1312 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:09,210 What did I tell you? 1313 01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:10,880 ONE VAX SHOT LATER 1314 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,670 I feel amazing, is that possible? 1315 01:01:12,790 --> 01:01:13,960 I feel very good. 1316 01:01:14,090 --> 01:01:17,920 I actually had a ton of energy the first few hours after my jab. 1317 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:19,680 So, what do you wanna do? 1318 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,800 Honestly, you guys have an oxygen can. 1319 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,220 You should go on a hike in San Jacinto 1320 01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,020 the tram only takes like 10 minutes. 1321 01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,810 - That's a great idea. - Let's do it. 1322 01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:30,020 You wanna come Cole? 1323 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,480 Nah, you guys bond over your shots. 1324 01:01:33,310 --> 01:01:35,020 Do you mind driving me back to their place? 1325 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,440 Rock and roll. 1326 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,780 Don't hog it. 1327 01:01:39,610 --> 01:01:41,110 I feel great so far. 1328 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,820 I like your new glasses. 1329 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,580 - Oh yeah, you like these? - Yeah. 1330 01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:47,160 - Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah... 1331 01:01:47,290 --> 01:01:50,330 These glasses have a camera in them. 1332 01:01:50,370 --> 01:01:52,580 - They're spyglasses. - No! 1333 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,750 - Yeah. You see? - No way! 1334 01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:56,090 See right in the middle of the eyes? That's a camera. 1335 01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:57,670 You've been wearing these all the time. 1336 01:01:57,710 --> 01:01:59,420 - Yeah, because I've been-- - Spying on me. 1337 01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:00,470 Yeah! 1338 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:03,300 Cool. 1339 01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:06,220 We're about to go on the tram. It's gonna be a great moment. 1340 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:08,430 Just two people living in the moment. 1341 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:13,350 This is awesome. Wow! Look how small the windmills look. 1342 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,860 I know, they looked so big when we were down there. 1343 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:21,240 - Ew. - Gross. 1344 01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:22,700 Covid. 1345 01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:25,070 Yucky Covid. 1346 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,620 - It's beautiful, huh? - Yeah, It's so nice. 1347 01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,080 I just want to say.... 1348 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,710 I know that we've kind of had our troubles recently, 1349 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,300 but you are the most amazing person 1350 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,420 that I've ever met. 1351 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,300 And I love you so much! 1352 01:02:46,010 --> 01:02:47,010 Take this. 1353 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:50,600 I love you too. 1354 01:02:57,610 --> 01:02:58,690 Oh my god! 1355 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,740 Oh my god! 1356 01:03:04,530 --> 01:03:05,700 Are you okay? 1357 01:03:17,290 --> 01:03:18,340 I feel awful. 1358 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:19,420 I know, me too. 1359 01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:20,960 Are you gonna be okay to drive? 1360 01:03:21,050 --> 01:03:23,170 I hope so. Yeah, I'll be fine. 1361 01:03:37,690 --> 01:03:38,820 Hello? 1362 01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,610 - Oh shit! - Oh fuck! 1363 01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:43,360 Hey, hey guys. 1364 01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:44,950 What are you guys doing? 1365 01:03:44,990 --> 01:03:46,110 Watching TV. 1366 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,530 Were you guys like having sex? 1367 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,780 - Oh my god! - Oh! 1368 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,790 Sorry that's... unrelated. 1369 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,660 Do you guys mind if we finish? 1370 01:03:55,830 --> 01:03:56,960 Go ahead. 1371 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,980 Wait, you guys are leaving? 1372 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:19,400 Yeah, sorry. 1373 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,610 What happened to, "Get yourself a helpful servant"? 1374 01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,190 You'll be fine, see you later. 1375 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,990 - See ya. - Bye! 1376 01:04:26,490 --> 01:04:28,490 Guess no one's taking care of us. 1377 01:04:28,950 --> 01:04:30,910 Come on, I'm already feeling better. 1378 01:04:30,990 --> 01:04:32,830 Yeah, but what if it comes in waves? 1379 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,290 At least we'll have free entertainment for the night. 1380 01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,540 What're you talking about? 1381 01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:38,540 I'm a little worried about your age. 1382 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:40,540 Why? 1383 01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:43,710 Because I really feel like I'm falling for you. 1384 01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,050 I'm falling in love with you too. 1385 01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:48,430 Wow. How is this happening? 1386 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,640 It's love. 1387 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,020 - Does he know she's recording him? - It's like you came to me out of a dream. 1388 01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:55,140 From the second I saw you 1389 01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:57,680 - She's not, it's FaceTime. - from my cousin's boyfriend's car 1390 01:04:57,730 --> 01:04:59,230 I felt fate guiding me. 1391 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,610 It's not right to be watching this. 1392 01:05:02,730 --> 01:05:04,860 It just makes you uncomfortable because 1393 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,070 you forgot what real intimacy feels like. 1394 01:05:07,110 --> 01:05:10,910 Celine's almost like a second mom to me. 1395 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,160 Real intimacy is consensual. 1396 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,040 Don't you think she'd prefer to be, maybe sister? 1397 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,830 Why don't we ask her? 1398 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,630 Celine. 1399 01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,750 How did you FaceTime them so fast? 1400 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,380 I've been FaceTiming them the whole time. 1401 01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:28,590 What? 1402 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760 Say hi! 1403 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,180 Hey guys! 1404 01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:34,510 Hey Parthik! 1405 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:35,560 Hey! 1406 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,890 What's up? 1407 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,390 Kinda funny, huh? 1408 01:05:38,890 --> 01:05:40,020 I love it. 1409 01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,730 How are you guys feeling? 1410 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:43,860 Still kind of bad. 1411 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,860 I'm okay, I'm a little achy. 1412 01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:48,740 Don't forget that first night 1413 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,610 you're gonna have the craziest dreams. 1414 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,960 How has the Covid-19 pandemic 1415 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,830 impacted your relationships? 1416 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:03,040 Do you think pandemic has affected your mental health? 1417 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,580 Love, it's a gamble. 1418 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,040 Everything 1419 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,710 - is changed. - Coronavirus. 1420 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,380 - Worldwide reset . - I thought we'd be married by now. 1421 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,430 I'm scared of all women now. 1422 01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:13,470 Consent form. 1423 01:06:13,510 --> 01:06:15,010 I don't like being on camera. 1424 01:06:15,050 --> 01:06:18,140 Do you think, I'll get blowback for my documentary not being very diverse? 1425 01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:20,560 - Definitely! - Fear and control and paranoia. 1426 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,480 I really don't want to be alone again. 1427 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,310 - Yeah, we dug a hole. - Is that a good fit? 1428 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,440 Tight and right. 1429 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,900 Best sales and rentals! 1430 01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,730 The government was trying to destroy love. 1431 01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,030 The spirit of Kokopelli. 1432 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,990 The most successful doc 1433 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,530 about the Covid-19 pandemic. 1434 01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:36,530 Paralyzed by 1435 01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:38,490 other people's point of view. 1436 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,830 - You're acting like it's a pornography. - It's funny. 1437 01:06:40,870 --> 01:06:42,210 Are you a filmmaker? 1438 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,210 It is about my relationship. 1439 01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,750 - Are you in love? - I hope he dies soon. 1440 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,170 I wanna be alone again. 1441 01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:49,380 - What's his name? - Jay. 1442 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,630 Why am I so fucked up? 1443 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,550 Let's see if I have Covid... 1444 01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:00,350 Hey baby! 1445 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,480 For the first part of our wedding video. 1446 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,100 This is me asking Jay 1447 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:08,610 if he would like to be the best man 1448 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,070 at our beautiful union in a couple hours. 1449 01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,750 Hey man, would you be the best man at my wedding? 1450 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,460 Parthik? 1451 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,840 Yeah! Good morning, Jay! 1452 01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:34,130 How you feeling? 1453 01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:37,510 Wait, you guys are getting married? 1454 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,390 Yeah, right now! 1455 01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,520 You know I'm making a wedding movie? 1456 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:44,940 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1457 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,850 Would you film the ceremony for me? 1458 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:48,100 Sure. Of course. 1459 01:07:48,150 --> 01:07:50,520 You can use some of the footage in your film if you want. 1460 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,110 Are you sure you wanna do this Cole? 1461 01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:54,820 It was my idea. 1462 01:07:55,450 --> 01:07:56,860 - Really? - Yeah, I mean 1463 01:07:57,410 --> 01:07:59,910 I see all these millennials posting on Instagram 1464 01:07:59,950 --> 01:08:02,370 about how they're so unhappy. 1465 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:05,120 And they're having constant meaningless sex 1466 01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:06,790 with people they met on apps. 1467 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,790 I don't want that for myself. 1468 01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:10,380 You know, I want a family. 1469 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,920 I want a home. I want stability. 1470 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,760 I wanna really build something like meaningful and deep 1471 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,800 with Parthik. 1472 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,220 You know? 1473 01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:21,100 When you know, you know. 1474 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:22,390 You know? 1475 01:08:22,430 --> 01:08:23,560 I mean, I totally get it. 1476 01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:24,890 I guess. 1477 01:08:24,930 --> 01:08:26,520 Aww, you look like an angel. 1478 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,690 Does it look good on camera? 1479 01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:32,900 It does. 1480 01:08:35,190 --> 01:08:36,530 Did you write any vows? 1481 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:43,040 - This is the biggest day of my life. - Yeah, make it good. 1482 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,950 I thought it was gonna be my college graduation. 1483 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,080 But I don't even think I need to do that anymore. 1484 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,120 Yeah, fuck that. 1485 01:08:48,210 --> 01:08:50,460 If you wanna change your mind you still can. 1486 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,250 I don't wanna change my mind. 1487 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:53,880 Okay, just checking. 1488 01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:56,720 Hi honey! 1489 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:58,300 Hi baby! 1490 01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,800 Parthik! 1491 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:01,050 Are you ready? 1492 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,640 Just gotta get official. 1493 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,680 - Thank you so much for doing this. - Oh my god 1494 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,640 what a beautiful day to get married. 1495 01:09:07,390 --> 01:09:08,390 Thank you. 1496 01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:09,900 Big, big day. 1497 01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:11,730 - Hi baby. - Hi! 1498 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,730 Less than 24 hours ago, 1499 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,320 I met the love of my life: 1500 01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:16,650 Colette. 1501 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,240 I knew she was the love of my life 1502 01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:21,870 because we had sex right away 1503 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,660 and 'cause she was nearly half my age. 1504 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,120 At this point 1505 01:09:27,910 --> 01:09:31,380 you might be confused or even a little offended. 1506 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,840 But the funny thing is 1507 01:09:34,090 --> 01:09:37,130 I had a dream about this when I was 13 years old 1508 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,420 and I wrote it down 1509 01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:40,340 and I've kept it with me ever since. 1510 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:50,900 "I just woke up and I had the craziest dream. 1511 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,820 "I was madly in love with a little goblin. 1512 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,860 "I met her in the school nurse's office. 1513 01:09:58,650 --> 01:10:02,070 "She was about six or seven and totally creepy 1514 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,910 "kinda like that weird girl in the PlayStation commercial. 1515 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,290 "Somehow, I fell for her spell 1516 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,540 "and we had sex right away, 1517 01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:15,250 "right there on the examination table. 1518 01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:17,800 "And once we had sex, 1519 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,170 "the dream told me that we were married, 1520 01:10:20,380 --> 01:10:22,430 "even though neither of us was old enough. 1521 01:10:22,930 --> 01:10:24,390 "It felt super real 1522 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,640 "and when I woke up 1523 01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:28,890 "I knew I should feel scared or guilty 1524 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,640 "but I felt happy instead. 1525 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,980 "Parthik Miraj 1526 01:10:34,310 --> 01:10:37,570 "August 14th, 1999." 1527 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,780 I love you. 1528 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,410 I also had a dream 1529 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,580 that I was wandering through the desert, 1530 01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:52,330 tired and thirsty and alone. 1531 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,120 And I came across a glimmering lake 1532 01:10:55,630 --> 01:10:59,090 and I thought to myself well this must be too good to be true. 1533 01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:01,550 This must be a mirage. 1534 01:11:02,010 --> 01:11:05,930 What happens when a mirage becomes a reality? 1535 01:11:06,390 --> 01:11:07,930 Parthik Miraj 1536 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:10,430 you are my glimmering lake. 1537 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:14,640 And I plan to drink from your supple waters 1538 01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:17,730 every day for the rest of my fucking life. 1539 01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,020 - Yes. - I love you. 1540 01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:20,400 I love you. 1541 01:11:21,030 --> 01:11:22,440 Amen! 1542 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,570 By the powers invested in me, 1543 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:27,620 by the State of California. 1544 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,290 Parthik, you may now kiss the bride. 1545 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,540 JUST MARRIED 1546 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:39,710 Love you! 1547 01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:41,960 - Love you guys! - Let's go baby! 1548 01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:44,260 We're married! 1549 01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:47,010 - Love you, babe. - Love you. 1550 01:11:47,090 --> 01:11:48,140 That was fun. 1551 01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:50,720 You think it's gonna work out between them? 1552 01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,470 I have a good feeling about it, actually. 1553 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,440 COLETTE X PARTHIK 4 EVR 1554 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,980 Colette, show 'em your ring. 1555 01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,770 That's the ring. I'm on top of the world. 1556 01:11:58,690 --> 01:11:59,770 How do I look? 1557 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:00,980 Oh, y'all filming each other. 1558 01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,440 Is this for my wedding video? 1559 01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:05,360 - Cheers! - I've known this guy mad long 1560 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:08,360 and to see him glow up like this is absolutely beautiful. 1561 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:10,830 - Where'd we meet, Billy? - Morongo Casino... 1562 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,500 - Are you a friend of Colette? - I'm a friend of Colette. 1563 01:12:13,540 --> 01:12:15,290 - Watch this. - What are you gonna do? 1564 01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:16,420 Yes. 1565 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:22,670 Bro! With my phone?! 1566 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:23,960 That's my cousin. 1567 01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:25,800 - I'm gonna show him the car. - Okay. 1568 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,930 - Are you here with anyone? - Um, what do you mean? 1569 01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:32,930 - I mean, do you have a date or...? - Oh, to this? 1570 01:12:32,970 --> 01:12:33,970 Yeah. 1571 01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:35,730 Yeah, no I'm-- I'm here with my girlfriend. 1572 01:12:35,770 --> 01:12:36,810 Oh, oh okay. 1573 01:12:38,190 --> 01:12:39,770 Parthik and Colette, 1574 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,020 I'm so happy for you guys. 1575 01:12:42,190 --> 01:12:44,110 I can't believe you found each other. 1576 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,990 You really found love in a hopeless place. 1577 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,950 I always knew I was gonna get married young, 1578 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,370 just like my parents, and I did. 1579 01:12:50,410 --> 01:12:53,080 - I'm blind... to everybody else. - Who are these skanks? 1580 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,870 - I'm a fan. - Oh, thank you. 1581 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,500 Hey guys! 1582 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:02,250 I would love it if you guys could join us, in there. 1583 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:05,920 If you're wearing a fucking mask take those shits off. 1584 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:10,800 - It's so beautiful! We got Del Taco. - We got the Del. 1585 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,390 - His favorite. - Only the best for my baby. 1586 01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:15,890 - I love the belly ring. - Thank you. 1587 01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:18,640 - Is that new? - Yeah, I got it just for this occasion. 1588 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,190 Oh I love you, bitch. 1589 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:23,610 - I'm so glad I'm here. - Thank you for coming, mama. 1590 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:26,940 Jay and Celine! 1591 01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,150 Celine... 1592 01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:31,950 How do you feel about your little cousin getting married before you? 1593 01:13:32,490 --> 01:13:33,530 I'm furious. 1594 01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:36,450 Why doesn't Jay propose? 1595 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,790 I don't know, why don't you ask him? 1596 01:13:39,370 --> 01:13:40,460 Jay... 1597 01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:42,960 Why don't you propose to Celine? 1598 01:13:43,290 --> 01:13:46,130 I propose you just enjoy your wedding, 1599 01:13:46,170 --> 01:13:48,970 you devious little instigator. 1600 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:50,430 Don't get into our business, okay. 1601 01:13:50,470 --> 01:13:53,220 I have get ready for my big number anyway. 1602 01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:54,510 You take this. 1603 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,230 Hey... should we? 1604 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,400 - What? - Just get married? 1605 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,020 Sure. 1606 01:14:05,690 --> 01:14:10,110 I think this'll be the last chance I have to get stuff for my doc, so... 1607 01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,450 Jay's never gonna marry me. 1608 01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:18,580 He doesn't fucking love me. 1609 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,960 If he loves me it's in the way that I don't understand. 1610 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:30,760 He do, he do. 1611 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,140 - Olive? - Yeah! 1612 01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:41,060 Do your remember me? I'm Celine. Colette's cousin. 1613 01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,190 Oh Celine! 1614 01:14:42,230 --> 01:14:44,480 I didn't recognize you behind the camera. 1615 01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:46,770 Colette said you were making a movie about this? 1616 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,360 Yeah, do you wanna be in it? 1617 01:14:49,030 --> 01:14:50,780 Aren't I kinda in it right now? 1618 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,320 Kind of. I don't know if this will make the cut... 1619 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,860 Well, what would I have to do? 1620 01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:56,450 Have you met my boyfriend? 1621 01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,160 That guy over there? 1622 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,370 Yeah... the guy in the glasses. 1623 01:15:01,410 --> 01:15:03,870 Everybody, meet my beautiful bride 1624 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,500 Colette Miraj! 1625 01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:10,010 Let's show 'em what we got. 1626 01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,600 There's a saying old says that love is blind 1627 01:15:20,140 --> 01:15:24,940 Still we're often told seek and ye shall find 1628 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:32,610 So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind 1629 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:40,370 Looking everywhere, haven't found him yet 1630 01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:45,620 He's the big affair I cannot forget 1631 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:52,800 Only man I ever think of with regret 1632 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,050 I'd like to add... 1633 01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:00,850 Why don't you walk over to him? 1634 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,270 ...to my monogram 1635 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,140 Colette Miraj. 1636 01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:09,860 Tell me where... 1637 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:11,070 Is the song hitting? 1638 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,490 The song? Hitting? Yeah, she's great. 1639 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:21,370 There's a somebody I'm longin' to see 1640 01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:27,000 I hope that he turns out to be... 1641 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,460 No. 1642 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,710 We can't do that. 1643 01:16:29,790 --> 01:16:31,590 What? It's just for the movie. 1644 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,920 See. 1645 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:39,090 To one who'll watch over me 1646 01:16:39,140 --> 01:16:40,140 Excuse me, sorry! 1647 01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:42,350 Sorry Colette, that was so beautiful. 1648 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,680 You're so beautiful. 1649 01:16:44,890 --> 01:16:46,850 To the happy couple! 1650 01:16:47,390 --> 01:16:48,770 Let's give a round of applause... 1651 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:58,240 Your girlfriend told me those glasses have a camera in them. 1652 01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,360 - Is that true? - Yeah. 1653 01:16:59,570 --> 01:17:02,660 She also mentioned that you proposed tonight. 1654 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:04,080 Is that true? 1655 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:05,580 It's amazing. 1656 01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:08,910 It's so great, that you guys just met 1657 01:17:09,170 --> 01:17:10,790 and went for it. 1658 01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:15,630 'Cause the thing about some people is that they wait too long 1659 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,010 and it's like you wake up next to your sibling. 1660 01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:22,850 She asked me, do I think you're hot 1661 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,930 and I said I did. 1662 01:17:26,770 --> 01:17:29,270 Well, I think you're... I think you're hot too. 1663 01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:31,100 But you are a new couple 1664 01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:34,570 so I will give you some advice. 1665 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:37,030 The thing about relationships is they aren't easy. 1666 01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:38,530 They're not easy. 1667 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,160 But if you can make it through, 1668 01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:45,950 then you did it. 1669 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,330 Then you did it. 1670 01:17:49,710 --> 01:17:50,920 Then you did it. 1671 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:53,920 Then you did it. 1672 01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:57,130 I love you so much. 1673 01:17:57,630 --> 01:17:58,960 I'm really sorry. 1674 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,840 I got it... honey, I got it. 1675 01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:03,260 That's my wife's cousin. 1676 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,810 A rousing speech from my cousin Celine, everybody. 1677 01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:08,390 What do you guys say we finish the song? 1678 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,980 Interview subject, Celine Unger. 1679 01:18:13,190 --> 01:18:14,770 What is this movie about? 1680 01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:16,860 I guess it's not really about Covid. 1681 01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:18,280 It is about my relationship. 1682 01:18:19,030 --> 01:18:20,440 I don't know what to do about Jay. 1683 01:18:20,490 --> 01:18:22,740 I mean, the longer we go without having sex, 1684 01:18:22,780 --> 01:18:25,830 the harder it is to remember why we were even together in the first place. 1685 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,660 I need to figure out or resolve this once and for all. 1686 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,710 I guess I could always make something happen 1687 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:35,580 but that's not exactly in the spirit of documentary film making... 1688 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,880 I can see our early days pretty clearly 1689 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,260 with this feeling of intense nostalgia 1690 01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,640 and longing. 1691 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,970 "Dyckia Whiplash" that's what I'm gonna give you. 1692 01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:48,260 I love Jay and I miss him. 1693 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,600 Never change. 1694 01:18:56,650 --> 01:19:01,650 SATURDAY MARCH 20TH, 2021 ABOUT 7:45 AM 1695 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560 Celine? 1696 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:37,350 Do I look like a girl with a plan? 1697 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,020 It's cause I am. 1698 01:19:41,030 --> 01:19:42,110 Celine... 1699 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,030 I just figured it out. 1700 01:19:46,450 --> 01:19:48,240 And it's gonna be awesome. 1701 01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,380 Celine... 1702 01:20:08,850 --> 01:20:09,850 Celine! 1703 01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:15,140 Celine! 1704 01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,160 Use the movie to find me. 1705 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:28,570 Our week's almost up. 1706 01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:29,910 Checkout is tomorrow. 1707 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,370 P.S. Don't forget to record everything. 1708 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:52,100 I'm relying on your high-IQ sperg mind 1709 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,390 to get us out 1710 01:20:53,930 --> 01:20:54,980 alive. 1711 01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:58,770 I'm really sorry but I'm kind of like in puzzle mode now. 1712 01:20:58,900 --> 01:20:59,900 Puzzle mode? 1713 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,480 I wanna figure this shit out. 1714 01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:02,860 - Puzzle mode? - Yeah. 1715 01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:07,280 Idk where you are or what you want me to do 1716 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,490 but I promise nothing happened with that girl! 1717 01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,160 Lmk that yr okay 1718 01:21:18,330 --> 01:21:23,300 All it takes to log in is something I said when I was you and you were me. 1719 01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:27,800 When you were me... When I was you, and you were me. 1720 01:21:34,350 --> 01:21:37,890 Aw, well let's try and make this can of worms, a good can of worms. 1721 01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:41,310 Like put your birthday in my calendar so I don't forget it again. 1722 01:21:42,190 --> 01:21:43,560 Can of worms? 1723 01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:45,860 Worms? 1724 01:21:48,190 --> 01:21:49,200 My birthday? 1725 01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,160 Your password was my birthday? 1726 01:21:58,410 --> 01:22:00,540 Find me before sunrise or we're breaking up. 1727 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,920 P.S. I do see numbers and patterns in everything, Jay. 1728 01:22:04,790 --> 01:22:07,300 I thought she saw numbers and patterns in everything. 1729 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:10,010 Turns out, she's just a normal girl. 1730 01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:13,340 DAYLIGHT 6:00 AM - 7:24 PM 1731 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,260 Let me just set the timer. 1732 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,560 He'll thank me when it's over. 1733 01:22:23,980 --> 01:22:25,020 Wow... 1734 01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:28,110 Do you think putting yourself in the movie changes it? 1735 01:22:29,650 --> 01:22:32,110 Changes it? It's my movie! 1736 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,200 Your movie. 1737 01:22:34,530 --> 01:22:36,660 - Cause one day this'll all be over. - Good. 1738 01:22:36,740 --> 01:22:40,700 Yeah good, except we'll be so glad it's over, that we'll forget all about it. 1739 01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:42,870 Everyone will. And they shouldn't! 1740 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,080 - You look so pretty. - And that's why for this movie 1741 01:22:45,250 --> 01:22:51,090 every little detail is important. 1742 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:55,100 Oh god. What does this mean? What is this? 1743 01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:57,640 - It's giving me coordinates. - Okay. 1744 01:22:59,810 --> 01:23:02,940 - What's your code again? - It's 3-6-4-8-0-1. 1745 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,440 - Keep filming! C'mon. - Why? 1746 01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:07,110 So we'll know what to do next time! 1747 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,480 So what you just pump it up? 1748 01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:11,610 With this jack it's like 1 or 2 pumps you know. 1749 01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:15,700 But with your little scissor jack it's probably 10 or 15 rotations. 1750 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,530 Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed... 1751 01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:18,700 That can't be it. 1752 01:23:18,830 --> 01:23:20,080 Do you think it's weird? 1753 01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:23,960 It's probably 10 or 15 rotations. 1754 01:23:25,670 --> 01:23:28,040 No fucking way. 1755 01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,590 13... 14... 1756 01:23:36,340 --> 01:23:38,300 No fucking way! 1757 01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:40,430 It's just a little debris. Somebody else's tire. 1758 01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:41,890 You left this for me? 1759 01:23:41,930 --> 01:23:43,940 Thirty three, what is that? 1760 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:46,600 The age Jesus died? 1761 01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:53,110 I feel like if you see yourself through my eyes literally, 1762 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,450 you will understand how awesome you are. 1763 01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:58,780 I'm excited for you to see how it all comes together. 1764 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,120 Alright babe, you asked me to film everything and I'm doing it. 1765 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:05,460 Okay. A folder called "The Code". 1766 01:24:05,620 --> 01:24:07,670 Ten clips, airdrop. 1767 01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:10,460 I've seen that. 1768 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,050 I have seen that! 1769 01:24:13,130 --> 01:24:14,380 Okay this is new. 1770 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:19,180 You have no idea how many freaks we get for the whole ghost thing. 1771 01:24:19,390 --> 01:24:22,600 Just don't burn the place down and we'll be all good. 1772 01:24:24,220 --> 01:24:25,350 What is this? 1773 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,640 ...freaks we get for the whole ghost thing. 1774 01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:32,150 Go Celine! Go Celine! 1775 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:34,610 This padlock was made by a warlock, babe! 1776 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:36,570 Wait baby it's locked. 1777 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:40,530 I hacked it. 6-6-6-9. 1778 01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:42,490 Yep. I remember. 1779 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,870 Okay, let's see what the deal is in here. 1780 01:24:48,460 --> 01:24:50,460 Maybe Parthik'll know? 1781 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,430 Hey! What's up, man? 1782 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,020 Kinda honeymoonin' over here. 1783 01:25:08,230 --> 01:25:10,690 Okay man, sorry but do you know where Celine is? 1784 01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:13,020 Have you checked your house? 1785 01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:15,610 Haha. Funny. But um no, she's not here. 1786 01:25:15,690 --> 01:25:17,280 Let me ask my wifey. 1787 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:19,450 Hey, say hi to Jay. 1788 01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:21,660 - Hey Jay. - Do you know where Celine is? 1789 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:22,700 Nope. 1790 01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:24,580 Sorry we couldn't be more of a help, man. 1791 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,040 No, no, hey, just one more thing. 1792 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,200 Okay... 1793 01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:30,040 What was the ghost thing that happened in this house? 1794 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:33,290 The family that built the original house 1795 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,130 they moved out within a year because 1796 01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:37,340 they were convinced a ghost haunted the place. 1797 01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:40,140 Okay and what was the family's name? 1798 01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,760 - Colmores! The Colmores. - Colmores. 1799 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,180 - Okay and what-- - I don't wanna freak you out, but... 1800 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,520 the year was written on the wall in blood. 1801 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:48,770 And what year was it? 1802 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:52,150 - '49! '49! - '49! '49! 1803 01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,110 Thanks man! 1804 01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,530 COLMORE 1949 1805 01:25:56,940 --> 01:25:58,490 Whoa. It's true. 1806 01:25:58,530 --> 01:26:01,030 - Oh fuck, you're still here dude? - Hang up! 1807 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,120 - Bye, Jay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1808 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,280 33 and 49... 1809 01:26:05,450 --> 01:26:06,620 what does it mean? 1810 01:26:06,950 --> 01:26:10,080 Well, I guess it probably is haunted after all. 1811 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,120 That's weird. 1812 01:26:13,630 --> 01:26:16,500 I just miss having fun and going to dinner, 1813 01:26:16,670 --> 01:26:18,550 waking up and having sex. 1814 01:26:18,630 --> 01:26:20,680 The old Jay used to like the way I did everything! 1815 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,260 I really miss what we had. 1816 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,010 Are you filming me right now? 1817 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,680 I don't know, maybe. 1818 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,640 Please don't talk about work stuff on camera. Don't ask me about it. 1819 01:26:28,890 --> 01:26:32,650 I dare you to think of a scenario in which the price of CX coin 1820 01:26:32,690 --> 01:26:34,440 at this exact moment, will matter. 1821 01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:38,980 ...the price of CX coin at this exact moment, will matter. 1822 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,610 Who's gonna edit this thing? 1823 01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,530 I don't know. Me? 1824 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:54,250 ...the price of CX coin at this exact moment. 1825 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,540 18.345 - value of cx coin at that moment 1826 01:26:58,550 --> 01:26:59,590 LIVE PRICE 1827 01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:00,800 Oh my god, fuck. 1828 01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:05,390 Tommy! What the fuck's happening with CX?! 1829 01:27:05,510 --> 01:27:07,970 We were messaging you last night. We dumped 6am this morning. 1830 01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:09,970 - You did? - Look, we had to dump 1831 01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:11,180 you didn't finish your NFTs. 1832 01:27:11,270 --> 01:27:12,520 Tell me you dumped! 1833 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:17,520 Alright, you didn't dump. Just dump now, get out while you can. 1834 01:27:17,690 --> 01:27:19,940 I'm so fucking stupid. 1835 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,110 - Why are we so dumb? - Maybe we're just not a good team. 1836 01:27:24,610 --> 01:27:25,820 Don't say that. 1837 01:27:26,490 --> 01:27:27,910 We are a good team. 1838 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:34,870 You're crazy, baby. 1839 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,540 I understand. It was irresponsible but it'll never happen again. 1840 01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:45,680 Oh my god! Sorry! I'm so sorry! 1841 01:27:47,010 --> 01:27:48,600 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1842 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,400 Yo, big dog! I thought you already figured out this room. 1843 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,900 Yeah, I did! I don't know bro I just liked it so much 1844 01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:02,320 I thought I'd come and figure it out again! 1845 01:28:02,530 --> 01:28:05,450 - Are there any other numbers in here? - Numbers? 1846 01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:07,490 Yeah like these locks and these clocks. 1847 01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:09,240 Oh... 1848 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,700 Under the mattress. Right there, 115. 1849 01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:15,500 Well no clues under the bed. 1850 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,040 Yes! I can't believe I missed that! 1851 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:20,210 115. 1852 01:28:20,710 --> 01:28:23,960 Celine, she bought the CCTV footage for 45.99. 1853 01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:25,090 Love you. 1854 01:28:25,130 --> 01:28:27,550 You ever see this movie? Titanic. 1855 01:28:32,850 --> 01:28:34,060 Oh my god! 1856 01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,860 What does it all mean, Celine? 1857 01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:48,860 I love you so much. 1858 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,320 I love you too. 1859 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,590 50 - huffs of oxygen 1860 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,130 You actual literal genius! 1861 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,590 You filmed me on your phone? 1862 01:29:10,140 --> 01:29:11,550 How the fuck did you do that? 1863 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1864 01:29:14,220 --> 01:29:18,100 Getting all charged up, so I can solve the mystery. 1865 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,690 NAME: mygfisononlyfans? PASSWORD: amIacuck1? 1866 01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:24,690 I did it. I signed up for OnlyFans. 1867 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:29,820 Oh my god, 20 dollars? But you're my girlfriend. 1868 01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:33,280 Hi Jay. I'm glad you became one of my fans. 1869 01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,450 In fact, you're my only fan, 1870 01:29:35,490 --> 01:29:38,620 because you're the only email address I gave sign-up access to. 1871 01:29:38,660 --> 01:29:40,170 Oh, thank god. 1872 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,540 I know you must be focusing on me right now, 1873 01:29:42,670 --> 01:29:46,760 but I need you to stop and get a read on your temperature. 1874 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:52,100 Yeah, it's exactly 103.5. That's the perfect temp! 1875 01:29:52,510 --> 01:29:54,640 That's exactly the number we want. 1876 01:29:54,930 --> 01:29:55,930 Niceballs. 1877 01:29:55,970 --> 01:29:57,270 103.5 - hot tub perfect temp 1878 01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:58,430 This is the last video! 1879 01:29:58,640 --> 01:29:59,980 Why this video? 1880 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,650 So do we have one of those secret robots? 1881 01:30:04,070 --> 01:30:05,570 Um, no we don't. 1882 01:30:06,190 --> 01:30:08,820 Wait um, Siri, hey Siri? 1883 01:30:09,110 --> 01:30:11,820 Alexa? Hey Alexa... Are there others? 1884 01:30:11,860 --> 01:30:14,240 Hey Google. Hey Bixby! 1885 01:30:14,450 --> 01:30:17,240 Okay, Cortana! Hello Brighton! 1886 01:30:17,410 --> 01:30:18,450 Hey Jay. 1887 01:30:18,540 --> 01:30:20,710 What the fuck is a Brighton? This house has a Brighton? 1888 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:23,920 I have a message to you from Celine. Do you want me to read it? 1889 01:30:24,170 --> 01:30:25,170 Yes! 1890 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:27,380 I guess there was a secret robot after all. 1891 01:30:27,550 --> 01:30:30,300 Tell Brighton what you discovered and maybe you can find me. 1892 01:30:30,970 --> 01:30:38,310 33... 49... 18.345... 115... 50... 103.5 1893 01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,770 Thank you, Jay. Those sound like coordinates. 1894 01:30:40,940 --> 01:30:42,640 Would you like me to find the location? 1895 01:30:42,690 --> 01:30:44,150 Yes definitely! I want the location. 1896 01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,860 Would you like the latitude to be north or south? 1897 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:49,070 9th grade, what was this? Latitude, flatitude. 1898 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,490 Let's try north. 1899 01:30:50,530 --> 01:30:52,030 Would you like the longitude to be 1900 01:30:52,070 --> 01:30:53,860 - east or west? - East. 1901 01:30:53,950 --> 01:30:58,160 Your location is Unnamed Road, Anhui, People's Republic of China. 1902 01:30:58,290 --> 01:31:01,120 Okay, that's definitely not it. Okay Brighton, let's try same-- 1903 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:02,870 Coordinates... Coordinate mode. 1904 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:04,330 It's giving me coordinates. 1905 01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,420 Oh my god, was that a clue from the very beginning? 1906 01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,670 Damn, she's good! Okay Brighton, let's try the same coordinates 1907 01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,300 latitude north, longitude west. 1908 01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:16,970 Your location is Unnamed Road, Joshua Tree National Park, California. 1909 01:31:18,350 --> 01:31:19,430 Sorry Brighton. 1910 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,940 - Shall I send you a pin? - Yep! Drop a pin. 1911 01:31:24,140 --> 01:31:26,360 Baby, remember when you said I was a bad navigator? 1912 01:31:26,770 --> 01:31:28,230 I'm gonna find you. 1913 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,780 We're so freaking close. 1914 01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:41,790 Celine! 1915 01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:44,660 - I figured it out. - I got it! 1916 01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:47,960 Celine! 1917 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:51,840 Does this movie have to be about us and our relationship? 1918 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,550 To be honest, I don't really like documentaries. 1919 01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:56,680 I added up all the numbers. 1920 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,350 These numbers, it's gotta mean something. 1921 01:31:58,430 --> 01:31:59,510 I need some guidance. 1922 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:02,890 Send the signal. 1923 01:32:03,730 --> 01:32:05,440 - Celine! - Fuck! 1924 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,730 Did you leave me out here to die? 1925 01:32:08,060 --> 01:32:09,320 It's almost dawn. 1926 01:32:10,150 --> 01:32:11,570 I'm running out of time. 1927 01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:27,420 Celine? 1928 01:32:30,290 --> 01:32:31,300 Celine... 1929 01:32:35,260 --> 01:32:36,680 Let's go, let's go. 1930 01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:46,060 - Love you. - Love you. 1931 01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:53,190 THE CODE 1932 01:34:56,650 --> 01:34:57,780 Wow... 1933 01:35:04,570 --> 01:35:06,450 I think, I think it's-- 1934 01:35:06,990 --> 01:35:08,120 I think it's awesome. 1935 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,200 Really? 1936 01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:11,500 Yes, really. It's like... 1937 01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,250 I mean, it's something really special. 1938 01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:15,880 Thanks. 1939 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,550 I'm still putting the finishing touches on it. 1940 01:35:19,170 --> 01:35:21,170 Well it seems done to me. 1941 01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,970 Almost... 1942 01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:24,970 There's one more scene. 1943 01:35:26,890 --> 01:35:27,890 This? 1944 01:35:28,930 --> 01:35:29,930 Yep. 1945 01:35:32,770 --> 01:35:34,230 It was a crazy time. 1946 01:35:35,690 --> 01:35:37,560 - For everyone. - Yeah. 1947 01:35:42,700 --> 01:35:43,740 Are we good? 1948 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:46,700 We're better than good. 1949 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,490 We're in love again. 1950 01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:52,080 What? 1951 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:53,620 I'm pregnant. 1952 01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:59,710 THE CODE 1953 01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:02,550 A FILM BY 1954 01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:03,970 STARRING 1955 01:36:07,010 --> 01:36:08,430 Loved the mivie 1956 01:36:08,510 --> 01:36:09,510 movie 1957 01:36:11,810 --> 01:36:14,180 Hey do you think I could get a producer credit on the movie? 1958 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,900 Sure gimme a sec 1959 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:26,030 Umm would it be okay if my bf 1960 01:36:26,110 --> 01:36:28,120 got a producer credit on the movie? 1961 01:36:30,660 --> 01:36:31,660 No 1962 01:36:31,790 --> 01:36:32,990 Hmm, how about no 1963 01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:35,710 Celine, I think that's really sweet but it's a no for me on this one 1964 01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,920 - No dice on that request, srry C - Great idea! No 1965 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,130 Lol okay 1966 01:36:41,590 --> 01:36:43,510 Weirdly might be a lil hard 1967 01:36:48,220 --> 01:36:49,550 Co-editor? 1968 01:36:49,890 --> 01:36:51,010 Smdh lol 1969 01:36:54,770 --> 01:36:56,180 EDITORS 1970 01:36:57,190 --> 01:36:59,060 - What if it looked like this? - I dig it 1971 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,980 Perfect! I'll use that 1972 01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:07,400 Isn't there any credit called Additional Cinematographer? 1973 01:37:07,950 --> 01:37:09,820 I said it on a gamble. 1974 01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:12,080 There is... i'll think about it. 1975 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,410 DEN SYSTEM ARMED CAMERA MOTION DETECTED 1976 01:37:14,870 --> 01:37:17,500 Hey, Celine. Am I good to return these cameras? 1977 01:37:17,710 --> 01:37:19,830 Yes, I will do the music 1978 01:37:22,130 --> 01:37:24,920 That would be amazing!! Wow tysm 1979 01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:28,840 Maybe you could use my NFTs in your credits? 1980 01:37:29,590 --> 01:37:30,640 Check these out. 1981 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:31,760 Huh? How? 1982 01:37:33,350 --> 01:37:35,770 PRODUCTION DESIGNER 1983 01:37:37,770 --> 01:37:40,270 ART DIRECTOR 1984 01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:41,650 Wow I love it! 1985 01:37:43,570 --> 01:37:45,820 CO-DIRECTOR 1986 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:49,780 Jk hehe 1987 01:37:49,860 --> 01:37:50,860 Lol 1988 01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:53,410 Alright I'm gonna go get dressed 1989 01:37:53,450 --> 01:37:55,410 Margaux commented yessssss! Looking good Celine xo 1990 01:37:55,450 --> 01:37:56,950 COSTUME DESIGN BY 1991 01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,920 HAIR & MAKEUP 1992 01:38:03,130 --> 01:38:06,670 Are we still good to grab dinner in 10? 1993 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:11,430 Idk I gotta finish everybody's credits! 1994 01:38:15,850 --> 01:38:18,140 Can't you just scroll thru imdb? 1995 01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,940 Hmmm honestly amazing idea! 1996 01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:24,980 THE CODE - PRODUCTION & CONTACT INFO 1997 01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,240 Sounds like I'm getting a title design credit!!! 1998 01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:33,280 SOUND DESIGN BY 1999 01:38:35,490 --> 01:38:37,370 Follows the misadventures of a sexless couple... 2000 01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:02,850 Look at all these people. 2001 01:39:04,190 --> 01:39:06,360 - All these people made the movie? - Mhhmm. 2002 01:39:10,820 --> 01:39:12,070 That's awesome. 2003 01:39:14,490 --> 01:39:16,660 A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO 2004 01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:21,160 Did you pay these people? 2005 01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:23,250 Mostly... 134114

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