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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:09,774 -[industrial noises] 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,344 -Luke: Previously on surrealestate. 3 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,413 -Tag: I was just wondering if you're all right. 4 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,581 -Yeah, I'm fine. It's sweet of you to ask. 5 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,817 -I think tag is crushing on you. 6 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:21,086 -[intriguing score] -susan. 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,821 I'm crash. 8 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,890 -They want me to tell you not every soul 9 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:28,660 Needs a kick in the ass so listen. 10 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,695 -You scare me, tyler. 11 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:34,065 It's about tyler macneil. 12 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:38,771 Tyler is obsessed with luke roman. 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,041 -[loud dramatic score] -[blustery gusting wind] 14 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:43,642 -Man: This is gonna be a bad one! 15 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,783 -[electrical arcing] ah! Honey! 16 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:52,384 -Where are the car keys? 17 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,386 -In the car! 18 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,954 -[dramatic score] 19 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,723 -[man exhales sharply] -tim... 20 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,126 What? Please, can we just go? 21 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,161 -I forgot something. 22 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,697 Stay in the car. -No. No! Tim! 23 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,700 -[exhales sharply] 24 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,436 -[music box music plays faintly] 25 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,207 -[wind howls] 26 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,378 -[woman breathes hard] (whispers) oh. Oh. 27 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,314 -[thunder rumbles] oh god. 28 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,584 Go. Go! 29 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,452 -[gear selector shifts] -[engine revs] 30 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,121 -[tires screech] -[engine revs] 31 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,191 -[dramatic opening theme] 32 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,429 -[distant man screaming] 33 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,931 -[theme fades out] 34 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,666 -Lomax: Here is the title search, insurance. 35 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,937 -Rita: Mm-hm. A settlement statement. 36 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,840 As negotiated, they're leaving some of the appliances 37 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,808 And the window coverings. 38 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:53,077 And... [sighs] this is my favorite part. 39 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,813 [laughs] 40 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,048 -[quiet mischievous score] 41 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,284 -[man laughs] -rita: Uh-huh. 42 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:02,086 Oh! Cash deals. 43 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,957 More rare than a happy marriage 44 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,026 And far more fungible. [laughs] -[score fades out] 45 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,462 -Especially for first-time homebuyers. 46 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,164 -Bitcoin paid off. 47 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,033 -Oh! So that's the crawford group? 48 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,001 -Yeah, it made sense tax-wise 49 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,803 To purchase through my corporation. 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,507 -Rita: Hmm. Well, it's been a treat. 51 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:25,777 Next time you have a quick cash deal, 52 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,613 Nobody needs to know. Shh. 53 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,150 -[rita laughs] -we're sitting right here. 54 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,086 -Bye. -[footsteps receding] 55 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,188 -You'll have to excuse rita. 56 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:39,958 She may come off as a cold, unfeeling, 57 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,894 Ruthless house-selling machine. 58 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,464 So, when are you moving in? 59 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,366 -We're actually, um... 60 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,468 We're not done yet. 61 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:55,307 We heard that your agency is special. 62 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,875 -[quiet mysterious score] 63 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,276 -Well, we like to think so. 64 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,214 -We heard from a guy that you understand stuff 65 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,949 That a lot of other people... Don't. 66 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,989 -That is fair to say. 67 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,526 But this house, I don't think it has the type of problem that 68 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,929 I think you are talking about. 69 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,666 -Not yet. 70 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,968 -Maybe you should just tell us 71 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,904 Exactly what you're talking about. 72 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,976 -Um... [scoffs] 73 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:35,013 For the past three years, we've been on the lam. 74 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,247 -The lam? 75 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:41,053 -We have moved in and out of 22 homes? 76 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,922 If you can call a place that you've lived for two weeks 77 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,790 A home. 78 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,759 Because every single time, [scoffs] 79 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,861 It finds us. 80 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,498 -And we've tried everything: Exorcisms, witch doctors. 81 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,067 -Dreamcatchers, lutherans. 82 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,902 We're tired of running. 83 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,673 -Exhausted. And now we have a baby due in a few weeks. 84 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,809 It's time to make a stand. 85 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,847 -Well, you still haven't told us what it is that's following you. 86 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,550 -I don't know! [sighs] 87 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:16,354 What do you call it? A curse? A monster? 88 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:19,891 A following... Thing. 89 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,127 We just, we want you to take care of it. 90 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,831 You know, zap it, or whatever. 91 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,399 -[score fades out] -zap it? 92 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,502 -Yeah, that's what you do, right? 93 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,739 -[phone buzzes] 94 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,411 -[phone keyboard clicking] 95 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,614 -Lomax: It's a thing I get; a twitch. 96 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:46,250 Like a sixth sense, only one that makes you wanna sneeze. 97 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,220 -So, what's it telling you this time? 98 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,022 -The vendels are hiding something. 99 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,090 Do you mind checking them out for me? 100 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,894 Family history, past residences, business dealings... 101 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,030 Anything you can find. -[phone ringing] 102 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:03,167 -Tyler, hi. -Luke. Great to hear from you. 103 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,670 D'you get my message? -Yeah. About that. 104 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,372 I just wanted to let you know that I've decided it's best if 105 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:11,743 We not partner on this housing venture at this time. 106 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,514 -I'm sorry. What? 107 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,451 -It's just that I spoke with my partner, susan, and, well, 108 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,753 She's uncomfortable with the basic philosophy 109 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,187 Behind the deal. 110 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:24,722 -[scoffs] 111 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,059 -Your partner doesn't like the philosophy? 112 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,929 -Yeah. I can't say that I necessarily disagree. 113 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,864 -[dramatic score] 114 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,599 -I thought this was our deal, luke. 115 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,835 -It was. But in a deal like this 116 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,604 Susan and I, well, we have to be on the same page. 117 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,940 It's not going to work, tyler. I'm sorry. 118 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,747 -If I wasn't such a seasoned professional 119 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,749 My feelings might be hurt. 120 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,951 You don't want me for an enemy, luke. 121 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,419 -No, I don't. 122 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,221 It's not personal, it's-- -business. 123 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,790 I'm aware of that. 124 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,830 I'm disappointed. I didn't get a chance 125 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:09,868 To pitch susan directly. You're obviously close. 126 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,704 -Very. 127 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:17,241 -Well, then, just forget I ever walked into your world 128 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,611 And offered you the deal of a lifetime. 129 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,281 -Right. Thanks for understanding. 130 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,085 -I'll be in touch. 131 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,454 -[phone clatters] ♪ 132 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,724 -[sighs] 133 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,062 Great little partner you got there. 134 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,864 -[score intensifies] 135 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:42,467 Be a shame if something happened to her. 136 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,369 -[score crescendos, abates] 137 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,737 -Husband: Claire? You find it? -[paper crinkling] 138 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,373 -Yep. 139 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:50,876 -[tender score] -[claire sighs] 140 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,980 -[light hammering] 141 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,661 -[claire sighs through nose] 142 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,365 -Husband: Do you think we should have told them? 143 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,300 -They don't need to know. 144 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,702 -But... 145 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,838 What if it helps them? 146 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,106 To know the whole picture, I mean? 147 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,675 -To know that it's my mother? 148 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,378 Come on, tim. 149 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,981 What kind of monster am I to not only be glad 150 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,850 That my mother is dead, but to actually want her 151 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,586 Deader than dead? 152 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,789 What kind of daughter, what kind of person-- 153 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,424 -[dramatic score] 154 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,459 -Claire? -Ow! 155 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:44,929 -Oh. -[claire gasps, pants] 156 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,531 Something's not right. 157 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,467 -We're heading to the hospital. Now. 158 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,369 -Okay. Okay. 159 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,072 -[claire sighs, groans] 160 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,741 -[score intensifies] 161 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,710 -[click] -[music box music plays] 162 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:05,750 -[score fades out] 163 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,757 -All the tests came back normal. -Thank god. 164 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,693 -You do have some pre-eclampsia. High blood pressure. 165 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,830 Now, in and of itself, that's not a concern, but 166 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,600 It's vital you keep stressors to an absolute minimum. 167 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,335 -Tim: No problem. 168 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,370 -Thank you, dr. Naismith. 169 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,640 -[quiet tender score] 170 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,241 -We're gonna be fine. -[claire sighs] 171 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:34,378 Hey, everything is gonna be fine. Hm? 172 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,714 We have the perfect place to call home, 173 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,183 The roman/ireland people are working the problem 174 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,553 And I'm going to make sure nothing touches us. 175 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,022 Or her. 176 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:49,794 -Okay. 177 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,896 -Susan: Good morning! -[score fades out] 178 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,932 A little something from us to you. 179 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,568 -Thank you, susan. -Of course! 180 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,004 Everything good with your lovely new home? 181 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,772 -There's one... -[loud snap] 182 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:03,474 -[susan gasps] 183 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,877 ...Thing. -The toaster? 184 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,913 -It's not ours. Previous owners left it behind. 185 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,214 -[tense score] -oh, okay. 186 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,017 Well, let's just donate it to goodwill, or somebody. 187 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,386 -See, that's the thing. Every time we put it out 188 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,855 On the curb, or drop it at the goodwill, 189 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,791 It shows up back on our counter again. 190 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,161 -Oh. That's... Unusual. 191 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,796 -Man: But that's not all. 192 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,367 I thought my right rear looked a little low. 193 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,069 -Sorry? 194 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,971 -This toaster is predicting that I'm gonna have 195 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,605 A flat tire today. 196 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,774 -It's a toaster of destiny. Just the other day, 197 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,843 The toaster popped up an image of a baseball. 198 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,211 Later that same day, 199 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,381 A kid next door hit a home run through our window! 200 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,550 -Just as the toaster prophesied. 201 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,186 -[sucks teeth] 202 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,389 -All right. 203 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:56,928 It's gone. I will dispose of it in the appropriate manner. 204 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,296 All right? 205 00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,998 Enjoy the house. 206 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,436 -It'll be back. 207 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,506 -Tag: Looking through the names of these dummy corporations 208 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,108 They've been setting up obviously in an effort 209 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,410 To hide from someone -- or something -- 210 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,980 I looked through the names. The cagney corporation. 211 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,050 Gable inc. The rosebud company. See the pattern? 212 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,419 -Pattern? -Old movies. 213 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,622 These people are obviously old movie buffs. 214 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,456 Now, what was the name of the company 215 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,092 That bought their new house? -The crawford group. 216 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,861 -Bingo. 217 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,998 Joan crawford? -[score fades out] 218 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,168 Won an oscar for mildred pierce in 1946. 219 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:41,840 -[score fades out] no more wire hangers! Ever! 220 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,143 -Sorry. Total fly-by. 221 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,446 -Okay, okay, okay. Faye dunaway plays joan crawford 222 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,080 As a not-very-cool mom. -[soft eerie score] 223 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,651 Which led me down a rabbit hole to the obvious conclusion that 224 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,453 The entity tracking the vendels and messing with their shit 225 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,922 Is, in fact, another not-very-cool mom, 226 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,957 The mother of the woman... -Claire. 227 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,426 -Claire. Claire's mother, emma shields, 228 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,928 Died three years ago, 229 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,130 The precise time the hauntings began, 230 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,865 Which happens to be the last time 231 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,067 The vendels had a permanent address. 232 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,170 I also unearthed several complaints 233 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,607 During their time jumping from hotel to motel to house rental. 234 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,875 In one disturbingly specific account, 235 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,410 The words clairie bear -- 236 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,545 And I'm quoting the police report here -- 237 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,882 Were crudely carved into walls and headboards. 238 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,651 ♪♪ 239 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,755 Claire. Clairie bear, a sympathetic affectation. 240 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:35,693 -No, I get it, but it's just why wouldn't they tell us? 241 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,829 -Well, in a rather dark left turn 242 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,964 Down research boulevard, just a block away from 243 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,333 Potentially criminal violation of privacy statutes avenue, 244 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,902 I happened upon claire's childhood health records. 245 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:48,973 -Whoa. Her medical records? Isn't that a hipaa violation? 246 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,810 -I'm not telling anyone. Are you? 247 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,447 -Nope. -Well, no harm done. 248 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,815 Anyway, it turns out young claire was a regular 249 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,784 At their local hospital er. She suffered 250 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,053 Dozens of seemingly normal adolescent injuries: 251 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,088 Burns, hematomas, broken bones. 252 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,724 Nothing in and of itself alarming until one notes that 253 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,093 She was there three or four times a year 254 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,762 Throughout her young life. 255 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,296 ♪ 256 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,599 -[soft sigh] -tim: Any news? 257 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,002 -Nothing definite, but we do have a theory. 258 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,073 Claire, tell me about your mother. 259 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,008 -[score fades out] 260 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,015 -We didn't come here for family therapy. 261 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,616 We came to you because of-- 262 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,454 -Yes, for all of the... Zapping. I know. 263 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,357 But without all of the details pertinent to a situation 264 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,493 It can be difficult to get to that point. 265 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,930 -[resigned sigh] 266 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,568 -[tender score] 267 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:58,143 -It's not as if my mother was just mean. 268 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,812 -Evil. 269 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,148 She was pure evil. 270 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,785 I was, like, three, 271 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:10,054 But I remember having these tiny, little bruises 272 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,989 All over my body. 273 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,793 Always in places that the daycare workers wouldn't see. 274 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,797 I just thought that I... 275 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,232 Needed to be nicer 276 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,835 So that mother would like me more. 277 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,772 But no matter what I'd try... 278 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,009 Making up songs about her, giving her drawings, 279 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,745 It just, it made her... 280 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,182 Angry. 281 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:43,187 (emotional) by the time I was in my teens 282 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:47,225 She started calling me ugly and stupid. 283 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,295 She used to tape up the corners of my mouth 284 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,698 To teach me to smile more. 285 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,301 She said it was for my own good, 286 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,170 That she was teaching me 287 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,241 To be ready for all the misery and disappointment of life. 288 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,478 And afterward she would... 289 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,549 She would always smile and say, 290 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,853 I only wish you well. 291 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,056 -I'm so sorry. 292 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,793 -Tim: See? Somebody knows the truth 293 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,861 And the world didn't end. 294 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,797 -[claire inhales deeply, sighs] 295 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,865 -[scoffs] -[sniffles] 296 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,333 -I'm so sorry, babe. 297 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,268 -[tender score] 298 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,004 You didn't sign up for this. 299 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,907 -I did sign up for this. 300 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,476 All of it. 301 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,011 If it's part of you, it's part of me. 302 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,880 -[claire inhales through nose] and hey, 303 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,717 Lots of husbands don't get on with their mother-in-law. 304 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,687 It's kind of a cliché. 305 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,957 -[claire laughs through nose] 306 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,060 -[tim chuckles] 307 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,397 -[dramatic boom] -oh my god. 308 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,933 The picture. It's straight. 309 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,437 -[score intensifies] 310 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,173 -She's here. 311 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,009 -[score fades out] 312 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,347 -[keyboard click] -[phone rings] 313 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,917 -[incoming video call notification] 314 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,820 -Bhavin, anika. Good morning! -It's back. 315 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,388 -[dramatic score] 316 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,358 -I don't get it. How did it...? -Anika: That's what it does. 317 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,993 -My tire blew out on the expressway. 318 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,661 I had to change it on the side of the road. 319 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,230 -[toaster clicks, rattles] -here's the toast of the day. 320 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,132 It's nobody we know. 321 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,334 -Do you recognize him? 322 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:42,306 -Um, he looks sort of like a fireman I met recently. 323 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,141 Let me send a courier to pick up the toaster. 324 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,077 It's time to get my research guy on this. 325 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,113 And anika? Save me that slice, would you? 326 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,748 -Sure. 327 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,152 -Claire: She's here. -Luke: How do you know? 328 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,787 -Mother hates disorder, 329 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,756 So whenever we move into a new place 330 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,958 We leave something hanging on the wall that's crooked. 331 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,626 -We know she'll straighten it out. 332 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,562 -Did she? -Claire: Oh, yeah. 333 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,865 But that's just the beginning. Next, she'll be organizing 334 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:11,935 Our shoes by the front door, rearranging the cutlery drawer. 335 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,138 -Don't love her messing with knives. 336 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,607 -And then there's the smell: Liniment cream. 337 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,343 She used to smear it all over her hands. 338 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,613 -And the music box playing in the middle of the night. 339 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,649 -And then the pinches. 340 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,720 Welts popping up all over my body. 341 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,522 And then, all of a sudden, 342 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,058 She's there. 343 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,160 -And that's when all hell breaks loose. 344 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,629 -[score fades out] 345 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,932 -This might sound obvious, but have you ever tried 346 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,300 Just talking to her? -[claire scoffs] 347 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,135 -When people die, get stuck in the minors, 348 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,138 Can't move on to the show, 349 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,874 It's often because they have some unfinished business. 350 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,645 -Maybe, uh, emma just wants to meet her only grandchild. 351 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148 -That is exactly what we're afraid of. 352 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,250 -[tim inhales calming breath] -guys, you don't get it. 353 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,220 She's not lost. 354 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,489 She's not searching. She's not unfinished. 355 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,157 -She's not even human. 356 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,160 She wasn't even human when she was human. 357 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,163 -She just wants to mess with us. -She just wants to torture me 358 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,898 And everybody that I love. -Okay. 359 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,235 We get it. But if you're okay with it, 360 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,605 I would like to try talking first. 361 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,708 -[claire scoffs] 362 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,477 -You're the experts. 363 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,413 -The courier just brought it by. 364 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,149 -Great. So, what's your take? 365 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,651 Um... 366 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,086 Can I be honest with you? 367 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,355 You know, I've always been a freelancer. 368 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,857 You know, a hired gun. 369 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,859 Between that and my particular predilection 370 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,162 For not going out in the world where there are bears and mimes 371 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,497 And falling pieces of space debris, 372 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,599 I tend to, you know, uh, 373 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,668 Fly solo. -[tender score] 374 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,537 This gig with roman/ireland, 375 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,606 It's the first time I've been a part of anything 376 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,809 Resembling a team and... 377 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:01,145 I like it. I like it more than I thought I would. 378 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,548 -We like it too. 379 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,218 -But I wouldn't say it's like a family 380 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,187 Because I hate people who say anything is like a family 381 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,854 Because the only thing like a family is a family 382 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,956 And I say that as someone who's never had a family myself, 383 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,560 So, let's just say roman/ireland feels like home 384 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,129 And I like it here. 385 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,636 So, back to the toaster. 386 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,371 -[keyboard clicks] 387 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,373 -Look what it served up this morning. 388 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,478 -Huh. Is this... This anybody you know? 389 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,280 -Just a friend. 390 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,182 Apparently, the toaster gives the user glimpses 391 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,185 Into the future. Do you mind digging into this thing? 392 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,956 -Can do. -Great! 393 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,523 Thanks, tag. 394 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,960 -So, this friend, um, 395 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,496 Are you gonna see him soon? 396 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,100 -Apparently. He's on the toast. 397 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,204 -Bye, susan. -[signoff bleep] 398 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,839 -[laughs quietly] 399 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,745 -[keyboard clicking] 400 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,094 -[message sending whoosh] -[click] 401 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,132 -Yeah, I feel you, mom. 402 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,404 -[sharp exhale] 403 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,912 -[score darkens] 404 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,783 -[boom, high-pitched noise] -[static] 405 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:50,988 ♪ woman: Clairie bear you run, you hide ♪ 406 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:57,328 ♪ but I never left I only died ♪ 407 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,965 ♪ you're not fit you'll never be ♪ 408 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:06,003 ♪ the only mommy here... ♪ 409 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,272 (demonic voice) ♪ is me ♪ 410 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,174 -[score intensifies] 411 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,776 -[score fades out] 412 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,414 -Susan: Wait -- toasters didn't always pop? 413 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,350 -They did not and because they did not 414 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,418 The looming danger of burnt toast 415 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,221 Was omnipresent, much like the threat of nuclear war today. 416 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,790 But all that changed, minus the nuclear war, 417 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,060 When this guy came along. -[keyboard clicks] 418 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,628 Charles strite invented the toaster on a timer 419 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,997 In 1921. Brilliant. Visionary. 420 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,366 World-changing in its application of 421 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,234 The maillard reaction, which, as you know, 422 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,970 Is a chemical reaction between amino acids 423 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,771 And reducing sugars to create melanoidins, 424 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,873 The compounds which give browned food 425 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,276 Its distinct flavor. -Everybody knows that. 426 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,745 -Well, but for strite, toasters became an obsession 427 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,780 And it wasn't long before he entered 428 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,782 The shadowy world of the occult. 429 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,385 -The occult? But it's just toast. 430 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,355 -Well, not to strite. In his twisted, brilliant mind, 431 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,558 Strite came to believe that by manipulating the melanoidins 432 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,660 He was not only able to predict the future, 433 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,796 But burn it onto a slice of bread. 434 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,499 -So how did it find its way back to the patels' house? 435 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:13,271 -Ah! So it seems that strite had a protégé named alan mcmasters. 436 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,905 Mcmasters was sad to see 437 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,507 Strite's slow descent into madness 438 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,610 So in the late '20s he stole the clairvoyant toaster 439 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,613 Out of the lab one night and hid it in his own home. 440 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,415 He died in that same house in 1929 441 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,551 And on that very same site today... 442 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,153 -[keyboard clicks] 443 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,055 -The patels' house. 444 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:33,757 So that's why the toaster keeps ending up back there. 445 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,693 -It is drawn to the only home it ever knew, 446 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,594 But yearns for its creator. 447 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,896 -Wow. 448 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,898 -Yeah, you don't really see that kind of loyalty 449 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,499 In a small appliance. 450 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,668 -Thanks, tag. It's really great work. 451 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,737 -Shall I send the toaster back? 452 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,807 -My guess is it'll find its way back to the patels on its own. 453 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,975 -[tag laughs through nose] 454 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,644 -[keyboard clicks] -[connection disconnect beep] 455 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,347 -[keyboard clacking rapidly] -[score intensifies] 456 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,582 -[loud metallic clattering] -[score abates] 457 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,318 -[creepy score] 458 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,156 -[dramatic boom] 459 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,325 -Emma! 460 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,727 -[score fades out] 461 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,662 Emma? 462 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,464 Emma. -[music box playing song] 463 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,673 -[quiet creepy score plays along with music box] 464 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,314 -[score intensifies] -[dramatic boom] 465 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,987 Well, hi. 466 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,690 -Who are you? 467 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,760 How can you be...? 468 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,995 -Why're you here? 469 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,231 This isn't your world anymore. 470 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,500 -[chuckles drily] 471 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:52,169 -Oh, but I'm not finished with it yet. 472 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,372 (whisper) I'm going to be a grandma! 473 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,407 -Emma, don't. 474 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,342 -Where's claire? The brat. 475 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,612 You know, she can't raise a child. 476 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,315 She's too weak. 477 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,183 Too stupid. 478 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,051 -Emma. -No. 479 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,387 That child needs me. 480 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,756 -[sucks teeth] only chance she's got. 481 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,726 I can teach her things, secret things. 482 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:19,630 Things that her mother was never smart enough to grasp. 483 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,598 -[emma cackles] 484 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,367 -[music box music stops] 485 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,670 -You need to leave them alone and go back to wherever-- 486 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,705 -[emma shrieks] -[luke groans] 487 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,541 -(demonic) get out of my grandbaby's nursery! 488 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,177 -[intense score] 489 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,214 -[score abates] 490 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,250 And, um, tell claire 491 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,552 I'm coming. 492 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,154 -[luke sighs] -[emma laughs] 493 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:46,089 Don't worry. I only wish her well. 494 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,991 -[score intensifies] 495 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,461 -[score abates, fades out] -[phone ringing, buzzing] 496 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,632 -Hey. Well, not so great, really. 497 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,734 Howzabout... 498 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,637 No, I don't think so. 499 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,239 Listen, susan, we're gonna have to regroup here in a bit. 500 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,674 Can you transfer me to August? 501 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,609 I need a little something from his toolkit. 502 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,479 Okay. 503 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,647 Text me the address and I'll meet you. 504 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,883 -[footsteps approaching] -[quiet tense score] 505 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,853 Well, for the second time today, 506 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,355 I feel more than a little bit stupid. 507 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:19,757 -[toaster clicks] 508 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,360 -[score intensifies] 509 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:25,429 -[high-pitched tone crescendos, echoes as it abates] 510 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,433 -Well? 511 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,403 -There's something. I don't know. 512 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,271 -Is it strite? 513 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,807 -[metallic clatter] -I'm going to head out 514 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,509 And give it a try. 515 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,078 -[distant birds twittering] 516 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,417 -[metal toaster clatters] 517 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,153 -[score intensifies] 518 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,089 -[high-pitched whine abates] 519 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,258 -[multiple voices echoing indistinctly] 520 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,266 -[uplifting heroic score] 521 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,304 -I believe you have something of mine. 522 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,408 They told me non-enzymatic browning 523 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,444 Was incongruous with precognition. 524 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,146 They called me mad! 525 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,350 Well, who's mad now? [laughs] 526 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:25,188 -Pretty sure that's a rhetorical question, mr. Strite? 527 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,024 -Charles strite. 528 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,360 Remember that name with the great seers 529 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,994 And prognosticators, 530 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,530 The great visionaries of the ages. 531 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,132 -Toastradamus. 532 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,467 -That son of a bitch mcmasters. 533 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:41,472 He was jealous of my genius. He stole my device. 534 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,440 And do you know who put him up to it? 535 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:47,544 All those cheap bastards who control big bread! 536 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,983 It's a big, yeasty, gluten-packed cartel of evil! 537 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,754 May I? 538 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:04,662 -[moans] 539 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,100 -You two probably want to be alone. 540 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:14,505 -Thank you. 541 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:17,274 You have righted a horrible wrong. 542 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,077 -Pretty much what I do. 543 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,251 -[door closes] 544 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,254 -What happened? 545 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,789 Where's the toaster? 546 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,092 -It's... Gone. 547 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,028 To a better place. 548 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,332 -Okay. 549 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:46,103 -Claire: I just can't stand the thought of that, 550 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,839 Of her, in the nursery. -[score fades out] 551 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,607 -I know. Hot. -Thank you. 552 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,377 -I'm sorry, claire. We had to try. 553 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:59,683 -It's scary enough just becoming a mom, you know? 554 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,451 -[tender score] 555 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,454 I wasn't planning on it. [sighs] 556 00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:05,422 I didn't want to continue the pattern. 557 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,325 But... 558 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,094 Now it's happening and... 559 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,131 It actually gives me hope. [laughs] 560 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:19,169 It's like it's a chance for me to break free from 561 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,405 All of the awful memories and... 562 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,341 Forge a new path. 563 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,609 -Your husband said it. 564 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,446 It's time for you to make your stand. 565 00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:34,618 -[sighs] -[score fades out] 566 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,457 -Hi. Cote-du-rhône, please. -[light jazz piano music] 567 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:41,792 -[indistinct chatter] 568 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,507 -Hey! -Hey! 569 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:59,209 -Hi. You look... 570 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,877 So great. 571 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:03,480 Yeah, I hope this place is okay. One of the guys at the station 572 00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:06,683 Said it was "the" spot. -Oh. 573 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,785 -But I forgot to mention it was a date, so... 574 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,388 -Oh my god. This is a date? 575 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,291 -Uh, well... 576 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,326 -I'm just kidding. -Oh. 577 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,095 -I have a cruel streak. -Ah, geez. 578 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,663 Don't do that! I'm surprisingly fragile. 579 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:23,600 -[susan laughs] -[crash chuckles] 580 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,402 Oh, thanks. -Thank you. 581 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,404 -Um, I'll get whatever she's having. 582 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:28,939 -Yeah. 583 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:33,676 -So, save any little old ladies holding cats stuck up in trees 584 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,879 From any fires today? -Oh, god, yeah. 585 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,680 Three before lunch, actually. -Ah. Wow. 586 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,383 -Yeah. How about you? 587 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:42,719 -Small kitchen appliance issue at one place, 588 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,521 But nothing I can't handle. 589 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:48,791 -Mm. I bet. My mom used to clean 590 00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,327 Other peoples' homes for a living. 591 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:53,330 Sometimes I'd go with her and we would walk through 592 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,767 These amazing homes and she would say, 593 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,268 "someday, charlie, 594 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,170 We're gonna have one of these places." 595 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,575 We never got there. -Aw. I'm so sorry. 596 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,777 -No, I see you helping people like my mom get the places 597 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,712 That make their dreams come true. 598 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:12,215 That's so awesome. 599 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,219 -Yes. Yes, it absolutely is. 600 00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:18,689 -[glass clinks onto bar] -oh. Thank you. 601 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,424 -Cheers. 602 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,060 -Cheers. 603 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,900 Uh, I'm glad you texted. 604 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,403 I was gonna a bunch of times, but I just was nervous. 605 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:34,771 -Why? 606 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,739 -You're totally out of my league. I... 607 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:39,042 -[susan laughs] 608 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,511 What? 609 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,182 -My mom always told me to look out for the nice guys. 610 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,317 Guys you might fall for. She... 611 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,586 She said they're out there, but they hide. 612 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,188 -Mm. She sounds like a character. 613 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,756 -Mm. She was. 614 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:55,458 -I lost her a little over a year ago. 615 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,494 -Oh my god. I am so sorry. 616 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:00,964 -No! I was just thinking how much she'd love you. 617 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,133 -So... 618 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,035 I'm a nice guy? 619 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,505 -Think you might be. Yeah. 620 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,075 But I found where you were hiding. 621 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,477 -[laughs] 622 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,348 -[whoosh] 623 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,522 -[baby crying] 624 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,295 -[tense score] 625 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:33,897 -[soft sigh] 626 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,302 -[dramatic boom] -[disquieting score] 627 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,478 -[baby crying] 628 00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,482 -[light switch clicks] 629 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:58,222 -[baby crying] 630 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,491 -[emma shushing] 631 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:06,529 ♪ emma: You little darling one two three ♪ 632 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:10,567 ♪ I'm gonna make you just like me ♪ 633 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,804 ♪ fingers ♪ -[baby cries] 634 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:16,807 ♪ hair so fine ♪ 635 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,276 ♪ you're not mommy's girl ♪ 636 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,011 -[baby continues crying] 637 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,213 ♪ you're mine ♪ 638 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,015 -[tense dramatic score] 639 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:32,890 -[baby crying] 640 00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:35,759 Ready? 641 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,528 Ahh... 642 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,230 -No! No! 643 00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,433 -What?! What is it? Is it the baby? 644 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,502 -No. No. 645 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,303 -[score intensifies, fades out] 646 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,940 -She's attached to claire like a pernicious weed 647 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,242 Sprouting out of a crack in the sidewalk. 648 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:57,414 I've designed a new device with a dual processor 649 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,115 So, the severance of the connection 650 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:00,783 And the atomization of the spirit 651 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,452 Can happen simultaneously, 652 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,455 Along with short-term storage of the residual consciousness. 653 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,357 -[quiet score] -do you think it'll work? 654 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,860 -Certainty is for toasters. 655 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,594 -Good point. 656 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,297 -Now, it will work, but not quickly. 657 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,734 Think dial-up internet and dot matrix printers. 658 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:19,469 -Got it. Let's get moving. 659 00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:23,606 -Tim: You're sure this won't hurt claire or the baby? 660 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,175 -Not a scratch. 661 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,679 Grandma, on the other hand, should be contained. 662 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,513 But she must be transferred quickly 663 00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,216 To a sturdier receptacle. And the device takes time-- 664 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,985 -[music box song plays] -[dramatic boom] 665 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,188 -Lomax: Wasn't that in the nursery? 666 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:39,722 -I brought it down here. 667 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,424 I didn't want it anywhere near them. 668 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,593 -Tim? -It's okay, babe. 669 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:46,029 -No, it's not. 670 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,764 My water just broke. 671 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,468 -Uh, tim, let's get claire to the hospital. 672 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:54,671 -[score intensifies] -emma: Stay where you are! 673 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,406 -[click] -[wavering high-pitched tones] 674 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,241 -It's not ready! -[screeches] 675 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,810 -[August grunts] 676 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,411 -[dramatic score] 677 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,513 -Clairie bear, 678 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,315 Step away. 679 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,384 I only want my grandbaby. 680 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,954 -No. 681 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,224 You can't have her. 682 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:17,060 -I can. 683 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:19,963 -[score intensifies] 684 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,266 -Get away from her, you bitch! 685 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,405 -What did you say? 686 00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,441 -I said no! 687 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,176 -[scoffs, chuckles] 688 00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,677 You're no mother. 689 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,913 Not to me, not to anyone. 690 00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:42,285 You are a vicious, cruel shrew whose time has come and gone. 691 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,355 And you can't hurt me anymore, ever! 692 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,791 -Oh. [cries] 693 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,762 You're hurting me. [crying] 694 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,198 -Get out of here. 695 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:59,636 Leave now and never come back. 696 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:05,942 -After all I've done for you. You dare speak to me like that! 697 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,211 -[device booms on] no! No! 698 00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,814 -[pained groaning] 699 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:13,450 Ahh! 700 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,218 -[whoosh] -[descending swoop] 701 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,087 -August oh, dear. -Luke: What's oh, dear? 702 00:34:18,089 --> 00:34:22,192 -Short-term storage just became very, very short-term. 703 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,060 -Luke: How short? -August: Seconds. 704 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,162 -We need something else to put it in. Now! 705 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:27,998 -Here! 706 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,234 -[low-end boom] -[descending whoosh] 707 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,603 -[luke grunts] -we need something to secure it! 708 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,173 -What? Like a ritual or a spell? 709 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:38,875 -I was thinking more along the lines of packing tape. 710 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:40,310 -Oh. 711 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,680 -Okay. 712 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,017 -[score abates] -we did it. 713 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,951 -[claire laughs] 714 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:51,521 -You did it, claire. -[both laugh] 715 00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,324 -This is, this is a lovely moment, really, 716 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:57,761 But do you think maybe somebody could get me to the hospital? 717 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:01,231 -Yeah. You good? -Luke (whisper): Yeah. 718 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:05,568 -Lomax: Okay. Let's go! Heh. Hey! A baby! Yay! 719 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,104 -Claire: Okay. -[score fades out] 720 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,175 -Claire: Susan told me about this place. 721 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:15,712 She said it's small, but very deep. 722 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,881 -[gentle score] -tim: Sounds perfect. 723 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:21,718 -[birds chirping] 724 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,725 -[claire sighs gently] 725 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:37,801 -[long exhale] 726 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,570 -Goodbye, mother. 727 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:45,041 I only wish you... Well. 728 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:52,949 -[distant splash] 729 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,619 -[relieved sigh] 730 00:35:58,022 --> 00:35:59,623 -[relieved exhale] 731 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,427 -[keyboard click] -[knocking at door] 732 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,898 -[score fades out] -[keyboard click, bleep] 733 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,100 -Tag? 734 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,003 Come on tag, open up. 735 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:17,607 -[keyboard click, bleep] -[multiple dings] 736 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,876 -[mechanical click, ratcheting] -[door opening] 737 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,811 -[gentle score] -[door hinges creak] 738 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:25,982 -[door closes] so, hi. 739 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,119 You're taller than I pictured you. 740 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,220 -Yeah, I get that a lot. 741 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,690 -[susan laughs through nose] um, come in. 742 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:36,092 Something to drink? I've got bottled water or... 743 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,362 Water. -No, no. I'm good. 744 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,598 I'm good, thank you. 745 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,034 -Oh! Here's the report on that brick of yours. 746 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,469 Uh, it's fairly specific, so... -[score fade out] 747 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,971 Thanks, tag. 748 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,841 -Oh, can I get your opinion on something? 749 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,544 -Sure. -Yeah, um. 750 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,579 For the past six months I've been trying to figure out 751 00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:58,881 What kind of flooring to put in. I go back and forth. 752 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,650 Some days I'm liking the oat frosted oak plank 753 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,285 And other days I'm leaning towards the dark maple. 754 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,854 Then again, I have my tile days, as well. 755 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,856 I even flirted with linoleum once but turns out 756 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,692 I had screwed up my meds. 757 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,727 -Dark maple. 758 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,364 -Yeah? -You have this massive space, 759 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:16,999 All this whiteness and light. 760 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:20,436 Dark maple will give it richness and contrast. 761 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,439 -Richness. Contrast. 762 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,108 Damn, you're good. Thank you. -[both laugh] 763 00:37:26,178 --> 00:37:29,612 -Yeah. Listen, I won't stay, it's just, um... 764 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,649 Tag, what you said about being a part of the team. 765 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,116 It was nice. 766 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,985 -[tender score] -it was true. 767 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,755 -So, these came in today. 768 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,957 I order them for all of our employees. 769 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,093 Kind of incurably analog 770 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,928 And I think stuff like this matters. 771 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,599 Whether you are in the office or not, you are one of us. 772 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,836 -Tag guinness. The answer guy. Roman/ireland real estate. 773 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,238 -I remember when I got my first business cards. 774 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:57,874 It was so emotional. 775 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,776 And I thought 776 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:05,148 Somebody thinks enough of me to put it on 14-point cardstock. 777 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,751 Mm, it mattered. 778 00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:11,288 -It matters. 779 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:17,360 -Well, anyway, have a good night. 780 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,796 -Thank you, susan. -You're welcome. 781 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,432 And I'll see you, uh... [sucks teeth] 782 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,567 You know, up on the screen. 783 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,102 -[sucks teeth] 784 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:29,706 -[footsteps receding] 785 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,842 -[long exhale] -[door opens] 786 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,844 (whispers) wow. 787 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,646 -[door hinges creaking] -[chuckles] 788 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:39,782 Wow. 789 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,551 -[quiet laugh] -[business card snaps onto desk] 790 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,054 -[soft thud into chair] 791 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:46,522 -[long calming exhale] 792 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,224 -[keyboard clacking] 793 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,598 -[sniff] -[score intensifies] 794 00:38:57,568 --> 00:39:01,037 -[dramatic boom] susan ireland. Rest in peace. 795 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:12,449 -[score intensifies, abates] 796 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:14,250 -[dramatic percussive score] 797 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,386 -Hi! You've reached susan ireland, 798 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,322 -[voice message distorts] 799 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,534 ♪ 800 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,406 -[handle clicks] 801 00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:45,181 -[score abates] 802 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,355 -[door thuds loudly] -[tag gasps] 803 00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:00,296 -[loud heartbeats] 804 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,150 -[grating discordant score] 805 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,289 -[loud heartbeats] 806 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,460 -[elevator doors squeak open] 807 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,479 -[loud heartbeats] 808 00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:56,052 -[engine revving] 809 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,125 -No, no, no, no, no. 810 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:05,528 Susan! 811 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,297 -[engine revving] 812 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,999 Susan! [grunts] 813 00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:12,134 -Susan: Oh! -[thuds, clattering] 814 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,870 -[score abates] 815 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,141 -[sharp exhales] 816 00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:24,013 -[score intensifies] 817 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,687 -[grunts] 818 00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:37,360 -(whisper) what? [gasping] 819 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:40,830 (sobbing) no! 820 00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:44,033 -[susan gasps, breathes hard] 821 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,169 It's going to be okay, tag. 822 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,939 -Your hair... 823 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,342 Smells really nice. 824 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,978 -[soft laugh] 825 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,780 -[tender score] 826 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,917 -Oh, tag. No. 827 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,786 [sobs] no. 828 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,025 -[sniffles] 829 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,896 -[score fades out] -[closing credit theme] 59247

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