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Previously on SurrealEstate.
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TAG: I was just wondering
if you're all right.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
It's sweet of you to ask.
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I think Tag is crushing on you.
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- [intriguing score]
- Susan.
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I'm Crash.
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They want me to tell you
not every soul
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needs a kick in the ass
so listen.
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You scare me, Tyler.
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It's about Tyler MacNeil.
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Tyler is obsessed
with Luke Roman.
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- [loud dramatic score]
- [blustery gusting wind]
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MAN: This is gonna be
a bad one!
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[electrical arcing]
Ah! Honey!
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Where are the car keys?
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In the car!
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[dramatic score]
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- [man exhales sharply]
- Tim...
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What? Please, can we just go?
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I forgot something.
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Stay in the car.
- No. No! Tim!
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[exhales sharply]
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[music box music plays faintly]
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[wind howls]
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[woman breathes hard]
(whispers) Oh. Oh.
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[thunder rumbles]
Oh God.
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Go. Go!
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- [gear selector shifts]
- [engine revs]
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- [tires screech]
- [engine revs]
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[dramatic opening theme]
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[distant man screaming]
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[theme fades out]
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LOMAX: Here is
the title search, insurance.
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RITA: Mm-hm.
A settlement statement.
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As negotiated, they're leaving
some of the appliances
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and the window coverings.
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And... [sighs]
This is my favourite part.
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[laughs]
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[quiet mischievous score]
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- [man laughs]
- RITA: Uh-huh.
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Oh! Cash deals.
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More rare than a happy marriage
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and far more fungible. [laughs]
- [score fades out]
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Especially for
first-time homebuyers.
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Bitcoin paid off.
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Oh!
So that's the Crawford Group?
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Yeah, it made sense tax-wise
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to
purchase through my corporation.
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RITA: Hmm.
Well, it's been a treat.
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Next time
you have a quick cash deal,
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nobody needs to know. Shh.
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- [Rita laughs]
- We're sitting right here.
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- Bye.
- [footsteps receding]
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You'll have to excuse Rita.
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She may come off
as a cold, unfeeling,
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ruthless house-selling machine.
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So, when are you moving in?
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We're actually, um...
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We're not done yet.
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We heard that your agency
is special.
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[quiet mysterious score]
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Well, we like to think so.
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We heard from a guy
that you understand stuff
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that a lot of other people...
don't.
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That is fair to say.
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But this house, I don't think
it has the type of problem that
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I think you are talking about.
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Not yet.
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Maybe you should just tell us
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exactly what
you're talking about.
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Um... [scoffs]
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For the past three years,
we've been on the lam.
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The lam?
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We have moved in
and out of 22 homes?
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If you can call a place
that you've lived for two weeks
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a home.
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Because every single time,
[scoffs]
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it finds us.
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And we've tried everything:
exorcisms, witch doctors.
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Dreamcatchers, Lutherans.
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We're tired of running.
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Exhausted. And now we have
a baby due in a few weeks.
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It's time to make a stand.
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Well, you still haven't told us
what it is that's following you.
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I don't know!
[sighs]
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What do YOU call it?
A curse? A monster?
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A following... thing.
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We just, we want you
to take care of it.
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You know, zap it, or whatever.
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- [score fades out]
- Zap it?
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Yeah, that's what you do, right?
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[phone buzzes]
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[phone keyboard clicking]
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LOMAX: It's a thing I get;
a twitch.
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Like a sixth sense, only one
that makes you wanna sneeze.
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So, what's it telling you
this time?
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The Vendels are hiding
something.
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Do you mind checking them out
for me?
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Family history, past residences,
business dealings...
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Anything you can find.
- [phone ringing]
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- Tyler, hi.
- Luke. Great to hear from you.
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D'you get my message?
- Yeah. About that.
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I just wanted to let you know
that I've decided it's best if
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we not partner on this
housing venture at this time.
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I'm sorry. What?
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It's just that I spoke with
my partner, Susan, and, well,
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she's uncomfortable
with the basic philosophy
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behind the deal.
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[scoffs]
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Your partner doesn't like
the philosophy?
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Yeah. I can't say
that I necessarily disagree.
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[dramatic score]
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I thought this was
our deal, Luke.
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It was.
But in a deal like this
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Susan and I, well, we have to be
on the same page.
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It's not going to work, Tyler.
I'm sorry.
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If I wasn't
such a seasoned professional
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my feelings might be hurt.
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You don't want me for an enemy,
Luke.
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No, I don't.
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It's not personal, it's-
- Business.
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I'm aware of that.
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I'm disappointed.
I didn't get a chance
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to pitch Susan directly.
You're obviously close.
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Very.
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Well, then, just forget
I ever walked into your world
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and offered you
the deal of a lifetime.
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Right.
Thanks for understanding.
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I'll be in touch.
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[phone clatters]
?
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[sighs]
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Great little partner
you got there.
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[score intensifies]
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Be a shame
if something happened to her.
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[score crescendos, abates]
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- HUSBAND: Claire? You find it?
- [paper crinkling]
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Yep.
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- [tender score]
- [Claire sighs]
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[light hammering]
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[Claire sighs through nose]
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HUSBAND: Do you think
we should have told them?
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They don't need to know.
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But...
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what if it helps them?
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To know the whole picture,
I mean?
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To know that it's my mother?
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Come on, Tim.
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What kind of monster am I
to not only be glad
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that my mother is dead,
but to actually want her
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deader than dead?
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What kind of daughter,
what kind of person-
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[dramatic score]
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- Claire?
- Ow!
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- Oh.
- [Claire gasps, pants]
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Something's not right.
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We're heading to the hospital.
Now.
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Okay. Okay.
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[Claire sighs, groans]
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[score intensifies]
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- [click]
- [music box music plays]
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[score fades out]
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You do have some pre-eclampsia.
High blood pressure.
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Now, in and of itself,
that's not a concern, but
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it's vital you keep stressors
to an absolute minimum.
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TIM: No problem.
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Thank you, Dr. Naismith.
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[quiet tender score]
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- We're gonna be fine.
- [Claire sighs]
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Hey, everything is
gonna be fine. Hm?
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We have the perfect place
to call home,
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the Roman/Ireland people
are working the problem
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and I'm going to make sure
nothing touches us.
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Or her.
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Okay.
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- SUSAN: Good morning!
- [score fades out]
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A little something from us
to you.
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- Thank you, Susan.
- Of course!
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Everything good
with your lovely new home?
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- There's one...
- [loud snap]
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[Susan gasps]
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...thing.
- The toaster?
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It's not ours.
Previous owners left it behind.
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- [tense score]
- Oh, okay.
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Well, let's just donate it
to Goodwill, or somebody.
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See, that's the thing.
Every time we put it out
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on the curb,
or drop it at the Goodwill,
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it shows up
back on our counter again.
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Oh. That's... unusual.
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MAN: But that's not all.
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I thought my right rear
looked a little low.
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Sorry?
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This toaster is predicting
that I'm gonna have
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a flat tire today.
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It's a toaster of destiny.
Just the other day,
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the toaster popped up an image
of a baseball.
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Later that same day,
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a kid next door hit a home run
through our window!
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Just as the toaster prophesied.
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[sucks teeth]
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All right.
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It's gone. I will dispose of it
in the appropriate manner.
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All right?
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Enjoy the house.
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It'll be back.
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TAG: Looking through the names
of these dummy corporations
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they've been setting up
obviously in an effort
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to hide from someone-
or something-
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I looked through the names.
The Cagney Corporation.
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Gable Inc. The Rosebud Company.
See the pattern?
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- Pattern?
- Old movies.
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These people are obviously
old movie buffs.
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Now, what was the name of
the company
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that bought their new house?
- The Crawford Group.
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Bingo.
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Joan Crawford?
- [score fades out]
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Won an Oscar for Mildred Pierce
in 1946.
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[score fades out]
No more wire hangers! Ever!
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Sorry. Total fly-by.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Faye Dunaway plays Joan Crawford
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as a not-very-cool mom.
- [soft eerie score]
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which led me down a rabbit hole
to the obvious conclusion that
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the entity tracking the Vendels
and messing with their shit
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is, in fact,
another not-very-cool mom,
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the mother of the woman...
- Claire.
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Claire.
Claire's mother, Emma Shields,
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died three years ago,
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the precise time
the hauntings began,
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which happens to be
the last time
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the Vendels had
a permanent address.
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I also unearthed
several complaints
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during their time jumping from
hotel to motel to house rental.
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In one disturbingly
specific account,
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the words Clairie Bear-
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and I'm quoting
the police report here-
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were crudely carved
into walls and headboards.
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?
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Claire. Clairie Bear,
a sympathetic affectation.
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No, I get it, but it's just
why wouldn't they tell us?
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Well, in a rather dark
left turn
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down Research Boulevard,
just a block away from
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Potentially Criminal Violation
of Privacy Statutes Avenue,
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I happened upon Claire's
childhood health records.
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Whoa. Her medical records?
Isn't that a HIPAA violation?
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I'm not telling anyone.
Are you?
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- Nope.
- Well, no harm done.
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Anyway, it turns out
young Claire was a regular
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at their local hospital ER.
She suffered
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dozens of seemingly normal
adolescent injuries:
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burns, hematomas, broken bones.
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Nothing in and of itself
alarming until one notes that
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she was there
three or four times a year
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throughout her young life.
253
00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:01,468
?
254
00:12:01,469 --> 00:12:03,762
- [soft sigh]
- TIM: Any news?
255
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:06,724
Nothing definite,
but we do have a theory.
256
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,603
Claire, tell me
about your mother.
257
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,732
[score fades out]
258
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,571
We didn't come here
for family therapy.
259
00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:21,698
We came to you because of-
260
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:25,702
Yes, for all of the... zapping.
I know.
261
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,621
But without all of the details
pertinent to a situation
262
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,612
it can be difficult
to get to that point.
263
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,670
[resigned sigh]
264
00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:39,300
[tender score]
265
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:46,891
It's not as if
my mother was just mean.
266
00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:49,602
Evil.
267
00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:51,936
She was pure evil.
268
00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:56,690
I was, like, three,
269
00:12:56,691 --> 00:12:59,026
but I remember having
these tiny, little bruises
270
00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:01,196
all over my body.
271
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,360
Always in places that the
daycare workers wouldn't see.
272
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,578
I just thought that I...
273
00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:10,080
needed to be nicer
274
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,624
so that Mother
would like me more.
275
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,586
But no matter what I'd try...
276
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,924
making up songs about her,
giving her drawings,
277
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,551
it just, it made her...
278
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,513
angry.
279
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:31,893
(emotional) By the time
I was in my teens
280
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,065
she started calling me
ugly and stupid.
281
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,484
She used to tape up
the corners of my mouth
282
00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:42,530
to teach me to smile more.
283
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,532
She said it was for my own good,
284
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,785
that she was teaching me
285
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,080
to be ready for all the misery
and disappointment of life.
286
00:13:54,874 --> 00:13:56,334
And afterward she would...
287
00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:00,421
She would always smile and say,
288
00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,716
I only wish you well.
289
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,929
I'm so sorry.
290
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,015
TIM: See?
Somebody knows the truth
291
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,016
and the world didn't end.
292
00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:14,978
[Claire inhales deeply, sighs]
293
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,979
- [scoffs]
- [sniffles]
294
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,647
I'm so sorry, babe.
295
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:20,525
[tender score]
296
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,902
You didn't sign up for this.
297
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:24,863
I did sign up for this.
298
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,739
All of it.
299
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,534
If it's part of you,
it's part of me.
300
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,786
[Claire inhales through nose]
And hey,
301
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,535
lots of husbands don't get on
with their mother-in-law.
302
00:14:36,249 --> 00:14:38,585
It's kind of a clich�.
303
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,088
[Claire laughs through nose]
304
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,008
[Tim chuckles]
305
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:48,177
- [dramatic boom]
- Oh my God.
306
00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:50,888
The picture. It's straight.
307
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,393
[score intensifies]
308
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:57,854
She's here.
309
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,940
[score fades out]
310
00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:06,862
[incoming video call
notification]
311
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:09,406
- Bhavin, Anika. Good morning!
- It's back.
312
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,700
[dramatic score]
313
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,161
- I don't get it. How did it...?
- ANIKA: That's what it does.
314
00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:15,787
My tire blew out
on the expressway.
315
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,957
I had to change it
on the side of the road.
316
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,791
- [toaster clicks, rattles]
- Here's the toast of the day.
317
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,253
It's nobody we know.
318
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,380
Do you recognize him?
319
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:28,925
Um, he looks sort of like
a fireman I met recently.
320
00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:30,844
Let me send a courier to pick up
the toaster.
321
00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:32,930
It's time to get my research guy
on this.
322
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,724
And Anika?
Save me that slice, would you?
323
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,435
Sure.
324
00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:42,439
- CLAIRE: She's here.
- LUKE: How do you know?
325
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,983
Mother hates disorder,
326
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,818
so whenever we move
into a new place
327
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,862
we leave something hanging
on the wall that's crooked.
328
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,488
We know
she'll straighten it out.
329
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,699
- Did she?
- CLAIRE: Oh, yeah.
330
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,203
But that's just the beginning.
Next, she'll be organizing
331
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,915
our shoes by the front door,
rearranging the cutlery drawer.
332
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,000
Don't love her
messing with knives.
333
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,670
And then there's the smell:
liniment cream.
334
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,506
She used to smear it
all over her hands.
335
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,258
And the music box playing
in the middle of the night.
336
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,719
And then the pinches.
337
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:15,349
Welts popping up
all over my body.
338
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,185
And then, all of a sudden,
339
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,729
she's there.
340
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,452
And that's when all hell
breaks loose.
341
00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,316
[score fades out]
342
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:27,986
This might sound obvious,
but have you ever tried
343
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,445
just talking to her?
- [Claire scoffs]
344
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,699
When people die,
get stuck in the minors,
345
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,867
can't move on to the show,
346
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,698
it's often because they have
some unfinished business.
347
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:42,375
Maybe, uh, Emma just wants to
meet her only grandchild.
348
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,544
That is exactly
what we're afraid of.
349
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,380
- [Tim inhales calming breath]
- Guys, you don't get it.
350
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,631
She's not lost.
351
00:16:49,632 --> 00:16:52,635
She's not searching.
She's not unfinished.
352
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,511
She's not even human.
353
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:56,806
She wasn't even human
when she was human.
354
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,559
- She just wants to mess with us.
- She just wants to torture me
355
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,190
and everybody that I love.
- Okay.
356
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,314
We get it.
But if you're okay with it,
357
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,525
I would like to try
talking first.
358
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,320
[Claire scoffs]
359
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,490
You're the experts.
360
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:16,701
The courier just brought it by.
361
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,082
Great. So, what's your take?
362
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,371
Um...
363
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:23,000
Can I be honest with you?
364
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,960
You know, I've always been
a freelancer.
365
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,669
You know, a hired gun.
366
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,755
Between that and my
particular predilection
367
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,715
for not going out in the world
where there are bears and mimes
368
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,842
and falling pieces of
space debris,
369
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,927
I tend to, you know, uh,
370
00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:37,723
fly solo.
- [tender score]
371
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,434
This gig with Roman/Ireland,
372
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,934
it's the first time I've been
a part of anything
373
00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:45,272
resembling a team and...
374
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:48,609
I like it. I like it more than
I thought I would.
375
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,985
We like it too.
376
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,740
But I wouldn't say
it's like a family
377
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,948
because I hate people who say
anything is like a family
378
00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:58,951
because the only thing like a
family is a family
379
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,703
and I say that as someone
who's never had a family myself,
380
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,955
so, let's just say
Roman/Ireland feels like home
381
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,416
and I like it here.
382
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,800
So, back to the toaster.
383
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,592
[keyboard clicks]
384
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,403
Look what it served up
this morning.
385
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,973
Huh. Is this...
This anybody you know?
386
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:24,100
Just a friend.
387
00:18:24,101 --> 00:18:26,395
Apparently, the toaster
gives the user glimpses
388
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,046
into the future. Do you mind
digging into this thing?
389
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,527
- Can do.
- Great!
390
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,985
Thanks, Tag.
391
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,406
So, this friend, um,
392
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:38,951
are you gonna see him soon?
393
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:43,580
Apparently. He's on the toast.
394
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,834
- Bye, Susan.
- [signoff bleep]
395
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,293
[laughs quietly]
396
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,300
[keyboard clicking]
397
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:11,327
- [message sending whoosh]
- [click]
398
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,779
Yeah, I feel you, Mom.
399
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,033
[sharp exhale]
400
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,916
[score darkens]
401
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,879
- [boom, high-pitched noise]
- [static]
402
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:38,718
? WOMAN: Clairie Bear
You run, you hide ?
403
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:44,683
? But I never left
I only died ?
404
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:49,478
? You're not fit
You'll never be ?
405
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,024
? The only mommy here... ?
406
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,444
(demonic voice)
? Is me ?
407
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,111
[score intensifies]
408
00:19:58,112 --> 00:19:59,615
[score fades out]
409
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,203
They did not
and because they did not
410
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,370
the looming danger
of burnt toast
411
00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,540
was omnipresent, much like
the threat of nuclear war today.
412
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,251
But all that changed,
minus the nuclear war,
413
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,377
when this guy came along.
- [keyboard clicks]
414
00:20:14,378 --> 00:20:16,755
Charles Strite invented
the toaster on a timer
415
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:19,215
in 1921.
Brilliant. Visionary.
416
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,967
World-changing in its
application of
417
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,595
the Maillard reaction,
which, as you know,
418
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,429
is a chemical reaction
between amino acids
419
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,598
and reducing sugars
to create melanoidins,
420
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,350
the compounds which give
browned food
421
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:31,229
its distinct flavor.
- Everybody knows that.
422
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,188
Well, but for Strite,
toasters became an obsession
423
00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:35,148
and it wasn't long
before he entered
424
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,108
the shadowy world of the occult.
425
00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:40,695
The occult?
But it's just toast.
426
00:20:40,696 --> 00:20:44,075
Well, not to Strite.
In his twisted, brilliant mind,
427
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,786
Strite came to believe that
by manipulating the melanoidins
428
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,829
he was not only able to
predict the future,
429
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,249
but burn it
onto a slice of bread.
430
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,210
So how did it find its way
back to the Patels' house?
431
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:58,463
Ah! So it seems that Strite had
a prot�g� named Alan McMasters.
432
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,258
McMasters was sad to see
433
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,217
Strite's slow descent
into madness
434
00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:05,221
so in the late '20s
he stole the clairvoyant toaster
435
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,848
out of the lab one night
and hid it in his own home.
436
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,643
He died in that same house
in 1929
437
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,645
and on that
very same site today...
438
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,437
[keyboard clicks]
439
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,607
The Patels' house.
440
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,193
So that's why the toaster
keeps ending up back there.
441
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,111
It is drawn to the only home
it ever knew,
442
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,696
but yearns for its creator.
443
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,656
Wow.
444
00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:26,200
Yeah, you don't really see
that kind of loyalty
445
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,827
in a small appliance.
446
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,288
Thanks, Tag.
It's really great work.
447
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,499
Shall I send the toaster back?
448
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,251
My guess is it'll find its way
back to the Patels on its own.
449
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,837
[Tag laughs through nose]
450
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,005
- [keyboard clicks]
- [connection disconnect beep]
451
00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:42,174
- [keyboard clacking rapidly]
- [score intensifies]
452
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,759
- [loud metallic clattering]
- [score abates]
453
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,302
[creepy score]
454
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:50,141
[dramatic boom]
455
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,435
Emma!
456
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:54,895
[score fades out]
457
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,647
Emma?
458
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,903
Emma.
- [music box playing song]
459
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,961
[quiet creepy score
plays along with music box]
460
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,609
- [score intensifies]
- [dramatic boom]
461
00:22:20,504 --> 00:22:21,839
Well, hi.
462
00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:24,717
Who are you?
463
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,762
How can you be...?
464
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:29,930
Why're you here?
465
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,266
This isn't your world anymore.
466
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,894
[chuckles drily]
467
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,705
Oh, but I'm not
finished with it yet.
468
00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:40,648
(whisper) I'm going to be
a grandma!
469
00:22:40,649 --> 00:22:42,693
Emma, don't.
470
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,653
Where's Claire? The brat.
471
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,656
You know, she can't raise
a child.
472
00:22:47,698 --> 00:22:49,657
She's too weak.
473
00:22:49,658 --> 00:22:51,534
Too stupid.
474
00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:53,412
- Emma.
- No.
475
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,872
That child needs me.
476
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,119
[sucks teeth]
Only chance she's got.
477
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,128
I can teach her things,
secret things.
478
00:23:01,545 --> 00:23:05,256
Things that her mother
was never smart enough to grasp.
479
00:23:05,257 --> 00:23:07,425
[Emma cackles]
480
00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:08,626
[music box music stops]
481
00:23:08,627 --> 00:23:11,931
You need to leave them alone
and go back to wherever-
482
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,891
- [Emma shrieks]
- [Luke groans]
483
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,810
(demonic) Get out of
my grandbaby's nursery!
484
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:18,271
[intense score]
485
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:22,566
[score abates]
486
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,319
And, um, tell Claire
487
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,238
I'm coming.
488
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,739
- [Luke sighs]
- [Emma laughs]
489
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,450
Don't worry.
I only wish her well.
490
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,702
[score intensifies]
491
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,533
- [score abates, fades out]
- [phone ringing, buzzing]
492
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,960
Hey.
Well, not so great, really.
493
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,002
Howzabout...
494
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:45,381
No, I don't think so.
495
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,633
Listen, Susan, we're gonna
have to regroup here in a bit.
496
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,467
Can you transfer me to August?
497
00:23:49,468 --> 00:23:51,638
I need a little something
from his toolkit.
498
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,973
Okay.
499
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,844
Text me the address
and I'll meet you.
500
00:23:55,845 --> 00:23:58,519
- [footsteps approaching]
- [quiet tense score]
501
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,521
Well, for the second time today,
502
00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,648
I feel more than
a little bit stupid.
503
00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:04,900
[toaster clicks]
504
00:24:07,486 --> 00:24:09,445
[score intensifies]
505
00:24:09,446 --> 00:24:12,216
[high-pitched tone crescendos,
echoes as it abates]
506
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,618
Well?
507
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,788
There's something.
I don't know.
508
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,456
Is it Strite?
509
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:22,334
- [metallic clatter]
- I'm going to head out
510
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,669
and give it a try.
511
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:26,255
[distant birds twittering]
512
00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,621
[metal toaster clatters]
513
00:24:33,888 --> 00:24:35,638
[score intensifies]
514
00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:37,391
[high-pitched whine abates]
515
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,188
[multiple voices
echoing indistinctly]
516
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,903
[uplifting heroic score]
517
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,901
I believe you have
something of mine.
518
00:24:54,909 --> 00:24:56,993
They told me
non-enzymatic browning
519
00:24:56,994 --> 00:24:58,864
was incongruous
with precognition.
520
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,374
They called me mad!
521
00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:05,961
Well, who's mad now?
[laughs]
522
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:10,925
Pretty sure that's a
rhetorical question, Mr. Strite?
523
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,511
Charles Strite.
524
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,802
Remember that name
with the great seers
525
00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:16,554
and prognosticators,
526
00:25:16,555 --> 00:25:18,973
the great visionaries
of the ages.
527
00:25:18,974 --> 00:25:21,351
Toastradamus.
528
00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:23,187
That son of a bitch McMasters.
529
00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:27,066
He was jealous of my genius.
He stole my device.
530
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,026
And do you know who
put him up to it?
531
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,405
All those cheap bastards
who control Big Bread!
532
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:38,244
It's a big, yeasty,
gluten-packed cartel of evil!
533
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,630
May I?
534
00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:50,173
[moans]
535
00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:55,387
You two
probably want to be alone.
536
00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:59,390
Thank you.
537
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,560
You have righted
a horrible wrong.
538
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,355
Pretty much what I do.
539
00:26:11,026 --> 00:26:12,529
[door closes]
540
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:16,781
What happened?
541
00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:18,617
Where's the toaster?
542
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,369
It's... gone.
543
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,330
To a better place.
544
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,042
Okay.
545
00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:31,963
CLAIRE: I just can't stand
the thought of that,
546
00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:34,590
of her, in the nursery.
- [score fades out]
547
00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:36,426
- I know. Hot.
- Thank you.
548
00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:39,347
I'm sorry, Claire.
We had to try.
549
00:26:42,516 --> 00:26:45,810
It's scary enough
just becoming a mom, you know?
550
00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:47,104
[tender score]
551
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,147
I wasn't planning on it.
[sighs]
552
00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,078
I didn't want to
continue the pattern.
553
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,985
But...
554
00:26:53,986 --> 00:26:55,446
now it's happening and...
555
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,492
it actually gives me hope.
[laughs]
556
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,954
It's like it's a chance for me
to break free from
557
00:27:04,955 --> 00:27:06,750
all of the awful memories and...
558
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,502
forge a new path.
559
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,047
Your husband said it.
560
00:27:12,755 --> 00:27:15,215
It's time for you
to make your stand.
561
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,230
- [sighs]
- [score fades out]
562
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,780
[indistinct chatter]
563
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,615
- Hey!
- Hey!
564
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,451
Hi. You look...
565
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,828
so great.
566
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,789
Yeah, I hope this place is okay.
One of the guys at the station
567
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:50,166
said it was "the" spot.
- Oh.
568
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:52,211
But I forgot to mention
it was a date, so...
569
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,380
Oh my God. This is a date?
570
00:27:55,464 --> 00:27:57,508
Uh, well...
571
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,717
- I'm just kidding.
- Oh.
572
00:27:59,718 --> 00:28:01,595
- I have a cruel streak.
- Ah, geez.
573
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,888
Don't do that!
I'm surprisingly fragile.
574
00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:06,724
- [Susan laughs]
- [Crash chuckles]
575
00:28:06,725 --> 00:28:08,726
Oh, thanks.
- Thank you.
576
00:28:08,727 --> 00:28:10,686
Um, I'll get
whatever she's having.
577
00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:12,981
Yeah.
578
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:16,902
So, save any little old ladies
holding cats stuck up in trees
579
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,488
from any fires today?
- Oh, God, yeah.
580
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:20,822
Three before lunch, actually.
- Ah. Wow.
581
00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:22,783
Yeah. How about you?
582
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,911
Small kitchen appliance issue
at one place,
583
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:28,163
but nothing I can't handle.
584
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:32,251
Mm. I bet.
My mom used to clean
585
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,377
other peoples' homes
for a living.
586
00:28:34,378 --> 00:28:36,754
Sometimes I'd go with her
and we would walk through
587
00:28:36,755 --> 00:28:40,259
these amazing homes
and she would say,
588
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,926
"Someday, Charlie,
589
00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:43,857
we're gonna have
one of these places."
590
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,267
We never got there.
- Aw. I'm so sorry.
591
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:51,395
No, I see you helping people
like my mom get the places
592
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,086
that make their dreams
come true.
593
00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:55,274
That's so awesome.
594
00:28:55,774 --> 00:28:58,695
Yes. Yes, it absolutely is.
595
00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:02,477
- [glass clinks onto bar]
- Oh. Thank you.
596
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,243
Cheers.
597
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,791
Uh, I'm glad you texted.
598
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:16,794
I was gonna a bunch of times,
but I just was nervous.
599
00:29:16,795 --> 00:29:18,797
Why?
600
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,299
You're totally
out of my league. I...
601
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,341
[Susan laughs]
602
00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:24,387
What?
603
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,442
My mom always told me
to look out for the nice guys.
604
00:29:28,891 --> 00:29:30,975
Guys you might fall for.
She...
605
00:29:30,976 --> 00:29:33,645
She said they're out there,
but they hide.
606
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,606
Mm.
She sounds like a character.
607
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,441
Mm. She was.
608
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,900
I lost her
a little over a year ago.
609
00:29:38,901 --> 00:29:40,985
Oh my God. I am so sorry.
610
00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:44,656
No! I was just thinking
how much she'd love you.
611
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,201
So...
612
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,285
I'm a nice guy?
613
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,790
Think you might be. Yeah.
614
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,416
But I found
where you were hiding.
615
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:56,711
[laughs]
616
00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:01,632
[whoosh]
617
00:30:07,513 --> 00:30:08,807
[baby crying]
618
00:30:13,727 --> 00:30:15,729
[tense score]
619
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,232
[soft sigh]
620
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,510
- [dramatic boom]
- [disquieting score]
621
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:31,830
[baby crying]
622
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:35,875
[light switch clicks]
623
00:30:40,045 --> 00:30:41,548
[baby crying]
624
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,260
[Emma shushing]
625
00:30:45,842 --> 00:30:49,848
? EMMA: You little darling
One two three ?
626
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:53,935
? I'm gonna make you
Just like me ?
627
00:30:55,727 --> 00:30:57,187
? Fingers ?
- [baby cries]
628
00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,732
? Hair so fine ?
629
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,943
? You're not Mommy's girl ?
630
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,404
[baby continues crying]
631
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,905
? You're mine ?
632
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:08,407
[tense dramatic score]
633
00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,374
[baby crying]
634
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,252
Ready?
635
00:31:20,794 --> 00:31:22,087
Ahh...
636
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:24,005
No! No!
637
00:31:24,006 --> 00:31:27,091
What?! What is it?
Is it the baby?
638
00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:29,344
No. No.
639
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,262
[score intensifies, fades out]
640
00:31:31,263 --> 00:31:33,889
She's attached to Claire
like a pernicious weed
641
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,940
sprouting out of a crack
in the sidewalk.
642
00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:41,440
I've designed a new device
with a dual processor
643
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,941
so, the severance of
the connection
644
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,609
and the atomization
of the spirit
645
00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:46,944
can happen simultaneously,
646
00:31:46,945 --> 00:31:49,489
along with short-term storage
of the residual consciousness.
647
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,116
- [quiet score]
- Do you think it'll work?
648
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,659
Certainty is for toasters.
649
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:55,494
Good point.
650
00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:57,916
Now, it will work,
but not quickly.
651
00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:02,002
Think dial-up internet
and dot matrix printers.
652
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,143
Got it. Let's get moving.
653
00:32:03,144 --> 00:32:07,465
TIM: You're sure this
won't hurt Claire or the baby?
654
00:32:07,466 --> 00:32:09,425
Not a scratch.
655
00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:12,678
Grandma, on the other hand,
should be contained.
656
00:32:12,679 --> 00:32:14,848
But she must be
transferred quickly
657
00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,434
to a sturdier receptacle.
And the device takes time-
658
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,605
- [music box song plays]
- [dramatic boom]
659
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:22,021
LOMAX: Wasn't that
in the nursery?
660
00:32:22,022 --> 00:32:23,732
I brought it down here.
661
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,775
I didn't want it
anywhere near them.
662
00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:27,070
- Tim?
- It's okay, babe.
663
00:32:27,861 --> 00:32:29,820
No, it's not.
664
00:32:29,821 --> 00:32:31,491
My water just broke.
665
00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:35,577
Uh, Tim, let's get Claire
to the hospital.
666
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:38,829
- [score intensifies]
- EMMA: Stay where you are!
667
00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:40,540
- [click]
- [wavering high-pitched tones]
668
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,125
- It's not ready!
- [screeches]
669
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,793
[August grunts]
670
00:32:43,794 --> 00:32:45,503
[dramatic score]
671
00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:47,588
Clairie Bear,
672
00:32:47,589 --> 00:32:49,549
step away.
673
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,551
I only want my grandbaby.
674
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,597
No.
675
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:57,849
You can't have her.
676
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,686
I can.
677
00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:03,647
[score intensifies]
678
00:33:05,023 --> 00:33:06,943
Get away from her, you bitch!
679
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,197
What did you say?
680
00:33:13,198 --> 00:33:15,533
I said NO!
681
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:17,034
[scoffs, chuckles]
682
00:33:17,035 --> 00:33:18,704
You're no mother.
683
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,123
Not to me, not to anyone.
684
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:26,087
You are a vicious, cruel shrew
whose time has come and gone.
685
00:33:26,753 --> 00:33:29,213
And you can't hurt me anymore,
ever!
686
00:33:29,214 --> 00:33:31,509
Oh. [cries]
687
00:33:33,593 --> 00:33:35,512
You're hurting me.
[crying]
688
00:33:37,055 --> 00:33:38,558
Get out of here.
689
00:33:39,725 --> 00:33:42,853
Leave now and never come back.
690
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:49,984
After all I've done for you.
You dare speak to me like that!
691
00:33:49,985 --> 00:33:51,945
[device booms on]
No! No!
692
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,574
[pained groaning]
693
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,783
Ahh!
694
00:33:57,784 --> 00:33:59,474
- [whoosh]
- [descending swoop]
695
00:33:59,475 --> 00:34:02,747
- AUGUST Oh, dear.
- LUKE: What's oh, dear?
696
00:34:02,748 --> 00:34:06,542
Short-term storage just became
very, very short-term.
697
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:08,169
- LUKE: How short?
- AUGUST: Seconds.
698
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:10,088
We need something else
to put it in. Now!
699
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,799
Here!
700
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,309
- [low-end boom]
- [descending whoosh]
701
00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:17,803
- [Luke grunts]
- We need something to secure it!
702
00:34:17,804 --> 00:34:20,557
What? Like a ritual or a spell?
703
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,809
I was thinking more along
the lines of packing tape.
704
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,145
Oh.
705
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,565
Okay.
706
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,109
- [score abates]
- We did it.
707
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,068
[Claire laughs]
708
00:34:33,069 --> 00:34:36,280
- You did it, Claire.
- [both laugh]
709
00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:38,867
This is,
this is a lovely moment, really,
710
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,938
but do you think maybe somebody
could get me to the hospital?
711
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,707
- Yeah. You good?
- LUKE (whisper): Yeah.
712
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:49,752
LOMAX: Okay. Let's go! Heh.
Hey! A baby! Yay!
713
00:34:49,753 --> 00:34:51,503
- CLAIRE: Okay.
- [score fades out]
714
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,843
She said it's small,
but very deep.
715
00:34:57,844 --> 00:34:59,834
- [gentle score]
- TIM: Sounds perfect.
716
00:35:01,973 --> 00:35:03,433
[birds chirping]
717
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,440
[Claire sighs gently]
718
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,574
[long exhale]
719
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,369
Goodbye, Mother.
720
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,873
I only wish you... well.
721
00:35:33,505 --> 00:35:34,757
[distant splash]
722
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,467
[relieved sigh]
723
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,514
[relieved exhale]
724
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,901
- [keyboard click]
- [knocking at door]
725
00:35:46,902 --> 00:35:50,856
- [score fades out]
- [keyboard click, bleep]
726
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,650
Tag?
727
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:55,152
Come on Tag, open up.
728
00:35:57,362 --> 00:35:59,823
- [keyboard click, bleep]
- [multiple dings]
729
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,075
- [mechanical click, ratcheting]
- [door opening]
730
00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:04,066
- [gentle score]
- [door hinges creak]
731
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,873
[door closes]
So, hi.
732
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,376
You're taller
than I pictured you.
733
00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,044
Yeah, I get that a lot.
734
00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:15,964
[Susan laughs through nose]
Um, come in.
735
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,315
Something to drink?
I've got bottled water or...
736
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,553
Water.
- No, no. I'm good.
737
00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,681
I'm good, thank you.
738
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,557
Oh! Here's the report
on that brick of yours.
739
00:36:26,558 --> 00:36:28,602
Uh, it's fairly specific, so...
- [score fade out]
740
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,313
Thanks, Tag.
741
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,615
Oh, can I get your opinion
on something?
742
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,068
- Sure.
- Yeah, um.
743
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,986
For the past six months
I've been trying to figure out
744
00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,448
what kind of flooring to put in.
I go back and forth.
745
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,490
Some days I'm liking
the oat frosted oak plank
746
00:36:43,491 --> 00:36:45,743
and other days I'm leaning
towards the dark maple.
747
00:36:45,744 --> 00:36:47,620
Then again, I have
my tile days, as well.
748
00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:49,080
I even flirted with linoleum
once but turns out
749
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,708
I had screwed up my meds.
750
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:52,960
Dark maple.
751
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:57,088
- Yeah?
- You have this massive space,
752
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,924
all this whiteness and light.
753
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,426
Dark maple will give it
richness and contrast.
754
00:37:02,427 --> 00:37:04,512
Richness. Contrast.
755
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:08,725
Damn, you're good. Thank you.
- [both laugh]
756
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,061
Yeah. Listen, I won't stay,
it's just, um...
757
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,939
Tag, what you said about
being a part of the team.
758
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,566
It was nice.
759
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,484
- [tender score]
- It was true.
760
00:37:18,485 --> 00:37:20,654
So, these came in today.
761
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,484
I order them
for all of our employees.
762
00:37:23,782 --> 00:37:25,658
Kind of incurably analog
763
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:27,828
and I think
stuff like this matters.
764
00:37:29,496 --> 00:37:32,146
Whether you are in the office
or not, you are one of us.
765
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:35,370
Tag Guinness. The Answer Guy.
Roman/Ireland Real Estate.
766
00:37:35,371 --> 00:37:38,671
I remember when I got
my first business cards.
767
00:37:38,672 --> 00:37:40,131
It was so emotional.
768
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,509
And I thought
769
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:47,348
somebody thinks enough of me
to put it on 14-point cardstock.
770
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,933
Mm, it mattered.
771
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,520
It matters.
772
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,859
Well, anyway,
have a good night.
773
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,987
- Thank you, Susan.
- You're welcome.
774
00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:04,990
And I'll see you, uh...
[sucks teeth]
775
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,908
You know, up on the screen.
776
00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,411
[sucks teeth]
777
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:11,956
[footsteps receding]
778
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,582
- [long exhale]
- [door opens]
779
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,501
(whispers) Wow.
780
00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:19,492
- [door hinges creaking]
- [chuckles]
781
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:22,090
Wow.
782
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:24,968
- [quiet laugh]
- [business card snaps onto desk]
783
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,429
[soft thud into chair]
784
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,097
[long calming exhale]
785
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,558
[keyboard clacking]
786
00:38:36,688 --> 00:38:38,482
- [sniff]
- [score intensifies]
787
00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,445
[dramatic boom]
Susan Ireland. Rest In Peace.
788
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:55,039
[score intensifies, abates]
789
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,666
[dramatic percussive score]
790
00:38:56,734 --> 00:39:00,044
Hi!
You've reached Susan Ireland,
791
00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:01,755
[voice message distorts]
792
00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:13,976
?
793
00:39:17,645 --> 00:39:18,898
[handle clicks]
794
00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:27,656
[score abates]
795
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:35,431
- [door thuds loudly]
- [Tag gasps]
796
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:42,837
[loud heartbeats]
797
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,732
[grating discordant score]
798
00:40:07,612 --> 00:40:08,906
[loud heartbeats]
799
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,326
[elevator doors squeak open]
800
00:40:30,927 --> 00:40:32,221
[loud heartbeats]
801
00:40:37,851 --> 00:40:38,901
[engine revving]
802
00:40:43,148 --> 00:40:44,859
No, no, no, no, no.
803
00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:48,279
Susan!
804
00:40:49,362 --> 00:40:51,280
[engine revving]
805
00:40:51,281 --> 00:40:53,158
Susan! [grunts]
806
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:55,160
- SUSAN: Oh!
- [thuds, clattering]
807
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,619
[score abates]
808
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,915
[sharp exhales]
809
00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,797
[score intensifies]
810
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,304
[grunts]
811
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,231
(whisper) What? [gasping]
812
00:41:21,895 --> 00:41:23,979
(sobbing) No!
813
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,734
[Susan gasps, breathes hard]
814
00:41:27,317 --> 00:41:28,985
It's going to be okay, Tag.
815
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,822
Your hair...
816
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,241
smells really nice.
817
00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:37,869
[soft laugh]
818
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,706
[tender score]
819
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,875
Oh, Tag. No.
820
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:46,795
[sobs] No.
821
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:52,176
[sniffles]
822
00:41:54,219 --> 00:42:04,188
- [score fades out]
- [closing credit theme]
823
00:42:04,238 --> 00:42:08,788
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