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This is an exclusive event

open to only the top elite of the celestial world.

-I'm the Ice God. -I'm the Hungry God.

THESE RAGTAG GODS MAKE YOU WONDER

HOW THEY MANAGED TO SECURE AN INVITE

Good looks, physique, talent, charms,

-tact, and sense of humor. -Hey, Jin!

This God of K-Pop has indeed everything.

Your show's the hottest.

Let me hear you scream!

You have a grand place. If you sold it, I'd join you as a regular.

THE FIRST GAME, "DON'T SAY," BEGINS

-Please tell me you like me. -Woo-young.

Just kiss already.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE HOTTEST SHOW NOW

BUT YOU'RE ALL SO WEIRD…

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

EVEN AS CHAOS REIGNS…

Here's my signature move.

…A TRUE GOD FINDS A WAY TO ADAPT

PERFECTLY IN SYNC

THE DOG-EAT-DOG GAME ENDS

WITH NO ONE GETTING FOOLED DESPITE EVERYONE'S EFFORTS

WHAT GAMES ARE IN STORE FOR THE GODS?

Don't you have a lot going on now?

-Me? -Yes.

-For me, starting today… -Oh, just now?

-Today's my first shoot. -I see.

-For your new album? -Yes.

While we're on the subject,

-he had other engagements today. -Really?

-He worked things around just for us. -I can't imagine how busy he must be.

How touching.

I should be thanking you for accommodating to my schedule.

Let's do something for him. Let's pool something up.

I'd appreciate hard cash.

-How about our sincere gratitude? -No way.

-No gratitude and love? -I only accept cash gifts.

If that's the case, let's chip in 1.5 million won each.

What, 1.5 million?

How did you come up with that number?

Two million seemed too much.

-And one million seemed too small? -Exactly.

Let's resume the shoot. It'd be better that way.

How could you shoot my idea down by saying we should resume the shoot?

Cameras are already on us, aren't they?

I apologize.

-Really, it was my bad. -"It'd be better that way"?

My heartfelt apologies to you.

-He didn't mean it. -No.

Do you see the disrespect I have to put up with?

-But you earned a fortune. -Before we…

I can't believe it.

What a strange remark.

What is your MBTI personality type, Jin?

It's INTP.

I knew it.

The TP guys are brilliant.

-Now, Jin-kyung. -Yes?

While shooting today's intro,

Jin told us of his upcoming album and its title song.

Could you introduce the song for the viewers again?

-That's over the top. -Seriously.

We've covered it countless times already.

What's the song's title?

That was close, Jin-kyung.

Isn't it "You Say Don't Love Me"?

-So close. -It begins with "Don't."

-Yeah. -Was it "Don't You Say Love Me"?

That was it exactly.

He's the most knowledgeable comedian on BTS in the country.

-I knew I could count on you, Sae-ho. -He was born on December 4th, 1992

in Gwacheon, Gyeonggi-do. Let's give him a big hand!

What is this for anyway?

THE BIRTH OF A GOD?

Oh, my birth itself. Thank you.

For the first game of the day, you played Don't Say Game.

Your second game of the day is called You Love Me.

Let us begin.

You'll find six chairs in the back.

THEY WILL PLAY 2 GAMES FILLED WITH LOVE

I love you.

FIRST GAME "I LOVE YOU" GAME

Select one direction from either side

-and say, "I love you." -I love you.

THE OTHER PERSON CAN EITHER RECIPROCATE…

-I love you. -I don't.

The others must not burst into laughter.

LAUGHTER, NO RESPONSE: MINUS POINT

-Simply put, you must not laugh. -Oh, I get it.

You lose a point when you laugh.

Same as earlier, the person with the least point deductions

-will be given one of the merchandise. -Okay, let's roll.

But one look is enough to get anyone laughing.

This should be fun.

-I'm already desensitized. -Guys next to Jin-kyung may have trouble.

-Shall we, then? -Okay.

Please go take a seat.

Placement will play a huge role.

Sitting next to Jin-kyung or Sae-ho will give you trouble.

A FEW FACES WILL GIVE THE CAST A HARD TIME

THE GODS GATHER ONE BY ONE

Sae-ho should sit next to Jin.

CAPSAICIN GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME

STARES AT SAE-HO

-Dang it. -What's wrong?

-I feel like laughing just looking at you. -You do?

-Stop making that ridiculous face. -Hello, everyone.

You look hilarious yourself, Jin-kyung.

You just don't realize it because you can't see yourself.

Please begin the game.

-Let's play the I Love You Game. -Starting from you.

We'll take turns clockwise. Here we go.

-Will you be my bae? -Will you be my bae?

-I Love You Game -I Love You Game

MR. CHILI SAUCE WILL KICK US OFF

CAPSAICIN GOD'S GENTLE LEAN TO THE SIDE

I love you.

IN A GREASY TONE

Sook.

I love you.

This is scary.

-I love you. -Heck no!

SHE COULDN'T HOLD IT IN

POINTING FINGERS AT EACH OTHER

A DIRECT HIT TO THE FACE

UNBELIEVABLE

You guys laughed, but I didn't.

-Didn't Sook laugh quite loudly? -But I didn't.

He cracked up too.

Jin-kyung, Sook, and Sae-ho. Own it.

-I'll own that. -Me too.

-What about you? -I'll own that too.

-So the penalty isn't for just one person? -If you laugh…

-You lose a point. -There's no break. Laugh, and that's it.

-Isn't this how it works? -Let's start again from Sook.

-Will you be my bae? I Love You Game -Will you be my bae? I Love You Game

A DIRECT ADVANCE

ENCHANTING GOOD LOOKS

I love you.

WITH A DIRECT GAZE

HE WOULD'VE HEARD THAT OVER MILLIONS OF TIMES

MOVES ON CASUALLY

I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS FACE

ON THE LINE

JUST ABOUT TO SNORT OUT A LAUGH

I love you.

KIM SEOK-JIN…

TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME…

-I love you too. -The other direction.

I love you too.

RANDOM DECLARATION OF LOVE

Say that to the person on your other side.

DON'T GO FANGIRLING

TURNS TO WOO-JAE

Don't just do as you please.

DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT MOOD SETS IN

Was that a laugh?

CONCENTRATE ON SAD THOUGHTS

GIVES UP HER SIGHT

Wasn't that a laugh?

BARELY REINS IT IN

I love you.

ALL RIGHT, I'M OKAY WITH THAT FOR NOW

DEEP GAZE INTO SAE-HO'S EYES

WOO-JAE'S CAREFUL APPROACH

HIS AFFECTION…

OR AFFECTIONATE TOUCHES ARE NOT REJECTED

OH, DEAR

I love you.

WHILE STROKING HIS CHEEKS

SATISFIED

UNSETTLED

HIS EYES START WANDERING IN A PANIC

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM CLOSES IN A FLASH

LOOK AT THIS ANNOYING POSE

THEY ALL TURN THE OTHER WAY

EYES LOCKED, THINGS GET HEATED

I love you.

ALMOST A WHISPER

THEIR FOREHEADS ALMOST TOUCH

GIVES UP WATCHING

-Closing your eyes is cheating, Jin. -I love you.

YOU HAVE TO ENDURE IT

KING OF THE UNDERWORLD GETS HIS SHOT

ONCE AGAIN, THEY LEAN CLOSE TO EACH OTHER

DON'T MAKE IT UNNECESSARILY STEAMY

I…

love…

you.

INTENSE LONGING

WHY WON'T YOU JUST KISS ALREADY?

BARELY LOOKS AWAY

TO GAZE AT HIS PREVIOUS CRUSH

THEY MUST HAVE A SAD HISTORY BETWEEN THEM

-I-- -Forget it, you chili-sauce bastard.

Forget it, you chili-sauce bastard.

YOU SAW HIM LAUGHING, RIGHT?

-1 POINT FOR CAPSAICIN GOD

ONE MAN-GOD APPROACHES THE HUNGRY GOD TO WIN HER OVER

A MELLOW GAZE

THE WOO-YOUNG LOOKS AT HER INTENTLY

I love you!

REIN IT IN, YOU'VE GOT THIS

NOT ME

SHE LAUGHED

Laughter bubbles up when I just look at her. I'm toast.

-1 POINT FOR GRASSHOPPER, THE GOD OF TV SHOWS

Okay, let's play again.

-Will you be my bae? I Love You Game -Will you be my bae? I Love You Game

JIN GOES FIRST THIS TIME

ENJOYING THE CLOSE-UP VIEW

THE CURIOUS VIBE TENSES UP THE OTHERS

GOSH, WHAT'S WITH THIS WARM GAZE?

JEEZ, WHAT'S WITH THIS LEERING GAZE?

He loses a point.

ON THE LINE

-But not the others. -Look at Jin-kyung.

Your makeup…

-See? -These two lose a point each.

I can't believe it's taking me so long to get accustomed to your whole look.

Please start the count.

JIN'S TURN AGAIN

Ready, go.

-Will you be my bae? I Love You Game -Will you be my bae? I Love You Game

GRASSHOPPER'S DARING ADVANCE

I love you.

IN A SHAKY VOICE

I love you.

DOES HIS BEST TO AVOID LOOKING AT HER

THOUGH HE AVERTED HER GAZE,

THE DELUDED GRASSHOPPER DRAWS NEAR AS IF ENTRANCED

That might get his legal team involved.

My agency does have a legal team.

-Isn't that a laugh? -Just now?

CRESTFALLEN

SHE WILL HAVE TO DIRECT HER ROMANTIC FEELINGS TOWARD WOO-JAE

A RANDOM SLAP

NARROWLY AVERTS CRISIS

DESPERATELY LOOKING AWAY

WHY DOES MY CHEEK STING WHEN WE'RE ONLY PROFESSING LOVE?

LOOK AT ME

OVERLY ENGROSSED

LET ME GRAB SOME POPCORN

I love you.

BLURTS IT OUT AS IF OVERCOME BY EMOTION

BUT THE INDIFFERENT MALE PROTAGONIST LOOKS AWAY

WHILE THE GRASSHOPPER STILL GAZES AT HIM LONGINGLY

THIS GUY IS MAKING HIMSELF PRESENTABLE FOR HIS BIG MOMENT

A PINCH

AN UNEXPECTED ATTACK ON HIS NIPPLE

-He laughed. -Sae-ho.

He did.

DING-DONG

WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT'D MAKE YOU LAUGH

Sae-ho.

ROUND 6 ONCE AGAIN, JIN GOES FIRST

Ha! Love-love beam!

Love-love beam!

I think she's loving it.

-Look, she's smiling. -Yes, that should count as a violation.

Don't take it earnestly, okay?

-She looks so happy. -It's just a game.

Please don't take it the wrong way.

GRASSHOPPER WANTS TO BADLY

-Will you be my bae? I Love You Game -Will you be my bae? I Love You Game

WE MUST TEST OUR RESILIENCE TO CRINGEY MOMENTS AGAIN

SHUTS HIS EYES TIGHT

WHY IS HE DOING THAT WITH HIS LIPS?

It's been a while.

How have you been?

How have you been?

FEELING DAZED

HOT-J AND GIL-SOOK ARE REUNITED AT LAST

Sook.

I love you.

THE MELODRAMATIC TONE IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR

Okay.

BUT GIL-SOOK ABANDONS HIM

IN HOPES OF FINDING NEW LOVE

GAZES AT HIM FIXEDLY

He's about to lose it.

HE IS INDEED IN DANGER OF DOING THAT

I wove you.

BARELY SMOTHERING A LAUGHTER

I will wove you forever.

CRACKS UP IN THE END

What's up with him?

LOL

CAN'T HOLD HIS HEAD UP

-1 POINT FOR SOOK, JIN-KYUNG, AND WOO-YOUNG

THE GAME ENDS WITH A LOUVRE-WORTHY CLIP

-Let's move on to the I Like You Game. -Okay.

Here's the rundown.

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

TELL ONE PERSON YOU LIKE THEM

THEY CAN SAY THEY LIKE YOU BACK…

I like you, Sook.

…OR REJECT YOU

I like you, Jin-kyung.

-How much? -This much.

ALTERNATIVELY, THEY DEMAND THAT YOU PROVE YOUR DEVOTION

IF YOU MISS A BEAT OR FAIL TO ANSWER, YOU LOSE A POINT

You should know that Jin-kyung…

-can't keep up. -Hey.

Are you for real?

And what if I do well?

-I'm only stating a fact. -Ten slaps to your face?

-I'll take them. -Really?

-I'll do it like this. -Go ahead.

Here's my condition. If you fail,

-I'll give you ten slaps. -Okay.

-Okay, then. -I'll wear my gloves.

-You do the same. -Let's do a drill.

It feels worse to be slapped by bare hands.

-Can I wear these? -Okay.

I'll slap you ten times wearing these.

-There's no way you can. -Be wistful.

You little brat.

-I'm going to give you ten slaps. -I'll keep naming you.

Why don't we have Jin kick us off?

-Okay, you can go first. -Ready, go.

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

I like you, Sook.

Get lost!

I like you, Sae-ho.

Elaborate.

I like you this much.

Can you dance as you answer?

-I like you this much. -Dang, he's good.

I like you too.

I like you, Jin-kyung.

How much?

This much.

Get lost.

See? I got him.

You're good, Jin-kyung.

STILL IN SHOCK

-Wait, Woo-jae should get his ten slaps. -Right, come here.

-No way! -What do you even mean?

-She's right. -I didn't mess up yet.

-Yeah, I'm right. -I should fail first…

GET IN HERE

I should fail first…

SHE'S KNEADING THIS DOUGH OF A FACE

She gets to slap him if she wins over anyone?

I mean… My gosh, Jin-kyung.

-What happened? -I should fail first!

And what if I do well?

HE DID AGREE TO GET SLAPPED IF JIN-KYUNG DID WELL

-All right. -Okay. Let's resume the game.

-"Get lost!" -To be honest,

I didn't think she'd slap me for real.

We've spent all these years together as close friends.

I think she did that for that very reason.

She just wanted to hit him? Is that your real hair, Jin-kyung?

-"Get lost!" -It can't be real, can it, Jin?

-It looks pretty real. -It does look that way.

-That style suits her. -It'd be cool if her hair grew.

-Let's resume playing. -Okay.

Ready, go.

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

I like you, Woo-jae.

How much?

This much.

Dance as you answer.

I like you this much.

Get lost!

I like you, Sook.

Get lost!

I like you, Jin.

Get lost!

-I like you, Woo-young. -Beat it, dude!

I like you, Jin-kyung.

Tell me how much sensually.

I like you this much.

I like you too.

I like you, Jin.

-I like you, Sook. -What was that?

Who messed up here?

-It was Jin. -I should've said I liked her back.

This is fun.

Darn it. I wanted to get that towel set.

-You're a master player, Jin-kyung. -Totally.

-She didn't do well in Lung King Heen. -Oh, right.

What was that?

Can you try "Lung King Heen three"?

-Sure. -Ready, go.

Lung King Heen three.

-Lung Kinnie… -She's still not good at it.

-She hasn't mastered it. -So she's just good at this one.

-All right, let's have Jin go first. -Jin can go first.

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

I like you, Jin-kyung.

I like you, Jin.

-Come on. -You should've said you liked him back.

Give me a do-over.

Hey, wait. I want a do-over.

Fine, wear these at least.

-Okay, I won't slap you. -What was that with the gloves?

THIN-LAYERED GLOVES WERE THRUST INTO HIS HANDS

She thought I would slap her for real.

-I didn't think she'd accept a beating. -So she pushed her gloves into my hands.

I thought it'd be better to have him wear these than nothing.

What a fine human touch.

-It's weird that you thought he'd hit you. -Yeah, he'd never.

What a friend she is.

-She can go first this time. -Okay, let's go.

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

I like you, Jin.

How much?

This much.

Repeat that as you leave.

Repeat that as you leave.

As I leave?

As I leave?

-Good. Keep it going. -This much.

-Keep it going! -This much.

-You have to leave the circle. -I'll get going.

This much.

I like you too.

I like you, Sook.

-Tell me how much as you dance. -This much.

-Tell me how much as you sing. -I like you this much

With a cutesy act?

I like you so much!

With a sexy dance?

Gosh, I like you.

Gosh, I like you.

I like you too.

I like you, Woo-jae.

-Tell me how much with your back to me. -This much.

Try again as you leave.

This much.

-As you run. -This much!

While doing laps on the lawn.

This much!

As you roll.

This much!

-As you roll backward. -Damn it.

NO HESITATION

This much!

As you return to your seat.

This much!

Get lost.

I… like you, Jin-kyung.

YES, I GOT HER

-How dare you, you punk! -You're so cruel.

I can't believe you accomplished the roll.

-This game is pretty fun. -It's nice.

I feel so anxious right now.

You broke my heart.

LOVE, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT

-Hey, Sook. -Goodness.

It seems this game has a new set of rules now.

Stay on your toes, everyone.

-You never know what you'd have to do. -How nerve-racking.

WHICH GOD WILL HAVE THE FINAL LAUGH IN THIS DISTORTED GAME?

-Let's pick up some speed. -Okay!

-Let's play I Like You with Jin -Let's play I Like You with Jin

I like you, Sae-ho.

How much?

This much.

Louder.

NOTICEABLY INCREASED PACE

Louder.

This much!

On your feet.

This much!

On the chair.

This much.

Louder!

This much!

Get lost!

I like you, Sook.

LOL

THAT CRACKED EVERYONE UP

Tell me how much sitting down.

-This much. -Louder.

This much.

Get lost.

I like you, Jin.

How much?

How much?

WELCOME TO "HOW MUCH" PRISON

CRYING

-Louder. -Am I the target now?

This much.

Louder!

This much!

On the chair.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME ALREADY

You're doing great.

-I think I'm going to lose it. -This much.

Louder!

This much!

Even louder!

THE GRASSHOPPER FLIES

Get lost!

TEARS

LOL

I like you, Woo-young.

I like you too.

I like you, Jin-kyung.

Get lost.

I like you too.

COME AGAIN?

That doesn't work.

SHE TOLD YOU TO GET LOST

You can't say that after "Get lost."

Let's wrap the game up here.

-We'll tally the points here. -That was hilarious.

I laughed so hard.

PLEASE ENJOY THIS CLIP AS WE TALLY THE POINTS

-The winner gets Netflix merchandise. -I want one so badly.

I feel the same here.

I'll announce first place and last place only.

-Let me announce the winner first. -The one who laughed least.

This god laughed the least and maintained their composure best.

I think that could be Jin.

Or Sae-ho.

-I barely laughed. -He did pretty well.

Introducing the winner…

Congratulations,

Jin.

-See? -Oh, really?

Thank you, everyone.

He has a knack for holding back laughter.

Did an ARMY member tally the points again?

Oh, no. Another crew member handled it.

There are shy ARMY members like myself.

What I mean by that is that we keep it low-key.

Are you perhaps objecting to Jin winning?

-It does look that way. -I won't take the prize, then.

How could he take one if you keep questioning the results?

CRITICISM COMES FLOODING IN FROM ALL DIRECTIONS

That will give me peace of mind.

THANKS FOR THE FUN RIDE SO FAR, WOO-JAE

Sook, I feel like throwing up. Can you rap my back?

-That's enough, Woo-jae. -We'll let it slide if you throw up.

I'll take this one.

-The towel set, please. -Oh, the towel set.

WINS THE TOWEL SET HE'S HAD HIS EYE ON

Thank you so much. Are you sure I can keep this?

-Really? Thank you. -I love the colors.

Let's turn to the loser. They'll get a finger flick.

Congrats, Jin-kyung.

-Congratulations, Jin-kyung. -Me?

-I got it right? -Yes.

Jin-kyung, please step forward

and sit on the lawn.

Who gives her the finger flick?

Woo-jae would be her best choice.

Jin took over the challenge of the finger flick earlier.

-Let's ask Woo-jae to handle it. -No, I don't want that.

-I could never. -I don't want it to be him.

Seriously, I couldn't hurt her.

-It sure looks powerful. -That'd pack a punch.

He has such long fingers.

Don't take it personally.

-That's bound to hurt. -It's just a variety show.

I have faith in Woo-jae. He may put up an act, but he's a softie.

-No, he isn't. -He won't go all-in.

HE'S ACTUALLY A BIG SOFTIE

Okay, I won't slap you. I have so much respect for you.

He's a good kid.

-I am, aren't I? -You're really nice.

I would like to hear Jin's observation about the current trend in variety shows.

I favor variety shows where the cast is challenged physically.

That's the rule that runs my show, Run Jin.

-You went all in with all your heart? -He may say that now…

-We need authenticity. -…but Jin is also kind.

GET IN HERE

HEH

-My gosh! -He's all talk.

I thought he was going to shoot a gun, judging by his pose.

You'll see what a gentle soul he is.

I guarantee you'll tear up.

It chokes me up to think of his tender heart.

Okay. I'll keep smiling.

-I feel bad already. -Three, two, one--

-I heard a snap. -It was a crack. A thunderous one.

IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING POPPED…

TEARS

I got the green face paint all over my finger.

It really got on your finger.

-Let me wipe it on your costume. -Are you okay?

Did it hurt badly?

-Are you okay, Jin-kyung? -I barely put any force.

She's bleeding green blood.

That took away all your makeup here.

Whatever.

-Let's roll. -With what?

DANG IT

LOOK BACK ON WHAT YOU DID AND CALL IT EVEN

-It's time for lunch! -All right!

Let's get that lunch. I'm starving.

Please do the clapper for us, God of TV Shows.

Didn't the finger flick count as one?

-Three, two… -It was that loud.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM

Three, two, one.

AFTER COUNTLESS DECLARATIONS OF LOVE

They changed the banner to say "Along with Jin."

ALONG WITH JIN

You've got a fiery new hairstyle.

Yeah, I got so mad.

-You do look super mad. -I really am.

TWO GAMES MADE THE SCOVILLE SCALE GO UP

I'm truly sorry, Jin-kyung.

-Don't be. What's up with him? -Yeah, don't be like that.

-I hit her so hard that my finger aches. -Don't insult her with an apology.

She's the God of TV Shows.

A FINGER FLICK IS NOTHING

Let's take a selfie together, the four of us.

-Can I join as well? -Of course.

OF COURSE WE'RE ALONG WITH JIN

Let's take it before Woo-young comes back.

I'M ALREADY HERE

THE COSTUMES MAKE IT HARD TO GUESS WHY THEY'RE TOGETHER

-All right. We've updated the banner. -Where is it?

"Along with Jin."

The banner in the front says "Along with Jin."

Thank you for this.

Still, "the God" and "Jin" are synonymous, no?

Is it not the case? I can't be sure.

GOODNESS

Thanks, Woo-jae. My fellow soldiers did call me "the God" in the military.

You didn't have to chime in there.

-Did you have to do that? -That was my nickname.

THE REGULAR OUTMATCHED IN CHEEKINESS

BY THE WORLD-CLASS GUEST

We have heard that you're an exceptional cook, Jin.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that.

I can feed myself a decent meal. That's about it.

What are the dishes you can prepare?

-Can you give us examples? -Me?

I had some noodles yesterday.

-Which one? Banquet noodles? -Yes, the banquet noodles.

What was the happy occasion for the banquet noodles?

Oh, right.

THERE HE GOES AGAIN

I had today's shoot…

-Oh, that got you excited. -…to look forward to.

I APPROVE

That's why I had the banquet noodles.

Gosh, thank you for such flattering words.

-We need someone at the grill. -Are you good with the grill?

I'd like to volunteer.

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT

It won't do to make our guest work.

Also, our guy at the grill is Sae-ho.

Me? Is that right? It's my first time hearing it.

-That must be why you re-styled your hair. -Really?

-I'll grill amazing barbecue today. -Coming to you straight from his hair.

So you're grilling the meat over your head?

Okay, then. I'll give grilling a go.

OUTDOOR BARBECUE PARTY WITH CAPSAICIN GOD

Can we get a few more tongs?

Here's one. Let me handle it.

Do you favor pork belly or pork shoulder?

-I prefer pork belly. -Really?

The fire is burning too hot.

WHAT'S WITH THE SMOKE?

The meat is getting burnt.

We've got magma here.

The meat is getting badly charred.

-They added too many coals. -Yeah. Dang, it's so hot.

Isn't the smoke almost blurring Sae-ho out?

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO WARRANT THAT

Can you see his face?

Look. Just look at it. The meat here is getting burnt.

DID I PICK THE WRONG GUY TO MAN THE GRILL?

I PROMISED THEM AMAZING BARBECUE

BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN DELIVER

I'll take care of it. I'm the expert.

-The fire is burning way too hot. -Don't worry.

-I forgot we had the master chef with us. -All right.

Look. We'll cook the meat with the heat on the edges.

-Gosh, these look like steaks. -I'm getting super excited.

You can only enjoy this outdoors.

You can go take a rest. I'll take it from here.

Don't try to piggyback on my efforts.

-Can I piggyback on your efforts? -Of course.

-Wear these gloves for protection. -Oh, wait.

But he's our guest today.

He may be our guest, but he's entitled to want to try it.

-Good? -Okay.

Watch out for the smoke. Come this way.

Move out, Sae-ho. The smoke doesn't seem to go over there.

What does she even mean? The smoke and what?

And what if the smoke didn't come my way? I don't get what she's objecting to.

Oh, no. Come this way.

-Did you have a picnic with your team? -Yes.

But I can't recall if we grilled outdoors together.

When was the last time I had an outdoor barbecue?

Were my members with me?

I do think I tried it once at least.

At any rate, I'm so happy right now.

The smoky scent enhances the flavor.

It looks great.

NOM

-It's good. So good. -Really?

-The meat itself was very fresh. -It's so good.

IS IT REALLY THAT GREAT?

It's amazing.

Coming on strong, isn't it?

I almost thought that the camera moved in to get a piece.

Isn't it amazing?

MAGMA-LIKE HEAT GAVE THEM GOLDEN-BROWN MEAT

Gosh, it's good.

This is a feast of gods,

-so let's make it festive. -How about grape juice instead of wine?

A tight shot of Jin pouring the juice, please.

-Please enjoy. -Thank you.

Gosh, this is nice.

PHOTO TO KEEP AS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM

-Why don't I pour you one too? -Goodness, thanks.

-I hear you hold a wine bottle like this. -Goodness.

2ND-GEN AND 3RD-GEN IDOLS TOGETHER

Thank you.

What is it?

ARE YOU ALL WATCHING THIS?

THANK YOU

YOU FILMING THIS?

THERE, SATISFIED?

IT'S SO STRANGE HOW I CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE

That's enough. Thanks.

Shall we have a toast?

-Sure! -Jin can say a few words.

OKAY, EVERYONE RAISE YOUR GLASSES

You have an album coming up, Jin.

Right, its title is Echo.

-I hope it makes it big. -To Echo.

I also hope that Screwballs will carry on forever

-and bring all of you huge profit. -Goodness.

-How kind you are. -That's a nice one.

Here's to the success of Echo and Screwballs!

-To Echo and Screwballs! -To Echo and Screwballs!

We've got this!

A SIP OF GRAPE JUICE AFTER A FABULOUS TOAST

Gosh, that's good.

-Gosh, how is it so good? -It's incredible.

-Thanks for the food. -Let's enjoy it.

It depends on the cut. When you eat pork neck slices…

APPRECIATIVE MOAN

-I often have pork belly. -Oh, you do?

-It feels amazing to be out here. -Really?

It uplifts my mood to see you enjoy it so much.

"TO REACH THE PORK BELLY" THE TRENDING YOUTUBER'S BITE!

I only eat my fill once a month.

JANUARY, FEBRUARY MARCH, APRIL

I feel at home when I shoot this show,

I eat my fill once a month, and that's today.

Oh, so it's your cheat day, so to speak.

He always ends up with an upset stomach.

The weather is so wonderful.

I've always wanted to have a picnic on a day like this. My dream came true.

-It won't be easy for you to have one. -Exactly.

I love it here.

Join us again when you have free time.

I'll make sure to free up some time and join you again.

As long as I'll be welcomed here…

-Of course. -That goes without saying.

BTS' achievement cannot be easily matched.

-"Dynamite" topped the Billboard's chart. -We were very lucky.

Here's the thing with "Dynamite."

It was never the song that the members favored.

We had a scheduled tour, but it got canceled due to the pandemic.

We couldn't just idle, so our agency prepared three demos for us.

"Dynamite" was the first one we heard.

We asked for alternatives, but we liked the other two less.

We weren't exactly thrilled about it.

But you thought it'd be better than nothing.

Exactly. So we went ahead and recorded it.

-And that made it big. -It struck gold.

I guess some other gods looked out for us.

-That could be it. -That's what I came to think.

Singers these days promote their new album

-two to three weeks. -That's right.

-This guy promotes one for two years. -My team is doing that.

So you must've released one recently.

Yes. I did release one recently.

I watched your YouTube videos. You even received singing lessons.

-A vocal coach has been tutoring me. -Really?

I'm sure you've come a long way. Why don't you sing "Don't Say Goodbye"?

How could I do that before the world star?

You released an album, so we're peers.

Go sing behind him.

THAT MIGHT WORK

If facing him is too much.

-I can't believe it -That'll solve your problem.

HERE'S THE CAPSAICIN GOD SINGING "DON'T SAY GOODBYE"

Please don't leave me

Just like shooting stars

-I don't think I can sleep through this. -Our memories rained down on me

-I burst into tears -No one can sleep through this.

-Just like this -He's singing so passionately.

Still, tell him nice things. He'd appreciate it.

THANKFULLY, THAT DIDN'T TAKE SO LONG

What did you think?

It was marvelous. If I were… I mean, my goodness.

Your song would be enough to bring me back to life.

-Really? -Sure.

Can you recall the title?

-"I Love Today"? -"I love today…"

You're absolutely right.

-That's its title moving forward. -Are you updating it?

CHONAM ZONE'S SONG GETS A NEW TITLE FROM THE WORLD-CLASS STAR

I'm going to change the title right away.

You can keep enjoying your lunch,

but we're going to hold one-on-one interviews.

-An interview? -That's right.

-That came out of nowhere. -So please come and see me.

What is this interview for?

I'm in talks of replacing one of you.

I'll become the new regular when one of you leaves the show.

REALLY?

Jin wouldn't have an interview, right?

-No, he needs one. -Oh, I see.

Shall we have some noodles?

INTERVIEW SESSION BEGINS NOW

They must've prepared something.

WELL, YES

STRANGE-LOOKING BUTTONS

ARE PLACED ON THE TABLE FOR INTERVIEWS

What's this about?

THE GODS HEAD TO THE INTERVIEW ONE BY ONE

I thought we'd have an easy day because we had Jin with us.

What is this for?

-Do I sit here? -Yes.

-Thank you for your trouble today. -Don't mention it. I'm having fun.

-You're here as Eros today. -That's right.

-You're the God of TV Shows, correct? -Yes.

-You're the King of the Underworld? -Yes.

I'm the Capsaicin God.

-I'm the Hungry God. -Right.

I had my fill.

Let's see. You're the Ice God.

-Yes, that's right. -It's a pleasure.

Here we are at the party of the gods.

While this is an exclusive event open only to the gods,

-we have… -What is it?

We have received intel that one human snuck in.

I see.

How amusing.

We have such an impudent mortal among us?

That's what the intel says.

Could that be you, Woo-young?

That came out of nowhere.

I'm obviously a god.

I'm the King of the Underworld, for crying out loud.

It's far from a simple human. I put so much thought into this character.

I haven't received any orders so far.

I'm the Capsaicin God, plain and simple.

We'll now check your identity.

You'll see one button in front of you.

Please press it.

You'll see six buttons in front of you.

Please press one of your choosing.

Please take a seat.

Goodness. What are those?

What are these?

THE BUTTONS USED IN THE PROCESS OF IDENTIFYING THE HUMAN

HAVE BEEN REMOVED ONE BY ONE

You'll see one button in front of you.

Please press it.

PRESS IT AND LEARN YOUR IDENTITY

Please press one.

Jeez, you foolish human.

I'm a god.

IDENTITY CONFIRMED

What was that?

-We'll play a group game soon. -I see.

The human will try to sabotage your game.

If the gods win, the prize will be theirs.

If not, it will fall into the human's hands.

Once the game is over,

the gods will have to name one they suspect to be human.

If the gods guess correctly, they'll be the winners.

If their guess is incorrect, the human will be the winner.

I understand.

You're free to return to the group.

HERE ARE THE INITIAL REACTIONS

OF THE CAST MEMBERS AFTER THE REVEAL

TYPE #1: OVER-THE-TOP ACTING

What did the director want?

-The day's work… -What have you learned?

It's finally beginning.

-Man, what a headache. -He's spewing nonsense again.

TYPE #2

Please don't suspect me. I mean it.

SEEKING ALLIANCE OUT OF THE BLUE

TYPE #3: PUTTING ON A FORCED SMILE

TYPE #4: PLAYING DETECTIVE

HERE COMES THE PERSON TO WATCH OUT FOR

Here he comes. Study his expression closely.

Man, it's so upsetting.

-I'm so ticked off. -What's wrong?

What upset you so suddenly?

LAST BUT NOT LEAST…

There's no way it is her.

-What's more… -It just can't be her.

Seeing how she's putting up an act, she's a god for sure.

Is it you?

She's only managing that because she's feeling at ease.

BE NICE AND DOUBT HER LIKE THE OTHERS

THE GAME STARTS NOW

Dear Jin, you won't be going home today.

-Welcome to the club. -What's this about?

Welcome to Screwballs.

The real deal has just begun.

So basically,

we have a human among us, correct?

We, the gods, have to find them.

Can't the human take a hint and leave?

How dare you crash a party for gods?

We, the gods, will obviously work hard in the game,

-but the human likely won't. -They'll slack off, right?

-And so-- -Wait.

Why do you keep saying "we, the gods"?

Because I am one.

-You seem very excited. -But I am a god.

It's not like I'm lying. Can't I share my status as a god?

While it's an obvious issue…

What kind of god are you?

Sorry? I'm the Capsaicin God.

But does capsaicin command enough authority?

Of course. Capsaicin is highly respected in the world of hot spices.

You're unusually talkative today.

I'm only reminding you guys that I too am a god.

Gods, please raise your hands.

WHO WOULDN'T RAISE THEIR HAND HERE?

I suggest that you try to remain vigilant too, Jin.

-You seem most suspicious. -It's not me.

HE SURE DOES LOOK THE MOST SUSPICIOUS

Woo-jae. I think it's Sook.

-Sook? -Yeah.

-Why do you think so? -She's responding one beat too late.

You seem very calm and collected.

-Who? -You.

It's because we have food here. I'm the Hungry God.

She doesn't look at ease like on any other shoot.

Really? Where is she?

She's disappeared.

HUNGRY GOD VANISHED AT SOME POINT

-Please take a seat. -The braided hair looks so nice on you.

-Sook. -Let's roll.

You styled yourself like a human.

I'm a god, obviously. Do you even have to doubt me, you guys?

"You guys"? Are you perhaps referring to the gods?

Hey.

You're acting weird. Why are you tugging at me?

-It's such a random move. -Who's tugging at you?

WHY THE STUTTERING OUT OF THE BLUE?

-Why are you targeting me? -You seem flustered.

I'm keeping my eye on Jin.

Me? But guests are rarely asked to carry out important roles.

Hold on.

Did the crew have a certain cast member in mind

-and hand out the role? -We did a draw.

-Don't tell me you forgot about it. -You selected a button.

I wouldn't know. I went last, so I didn't get to choose my button.

-Oh, that makes sense. -You would've had only one button there.

-Did you all get to choose? -Yeah.

I had to press the button the crew gave to me.

The crew didn't have a hand in the selection, then.

-It was chosen randomly. -All right, then.

Let us begin the battle between the gods and the human.

I have heard that you're a fan of dad jokes, Jin.

-Is that true? -I love them.

JIN: A MOSQUITO BIT ME WHEN I STARED AT IT, IT SAID,

"BUZZ-BUZZ, BUZZ OFF"

JIN HAS SHARED COUNTLESS DAD JOKES SO FAR

-The game shares some elements with them. -Really?

Yes, we can say that about the next game.

Here's the first group game for Along with Jin.

It's Youngsters' Take on Idioms.

I'm not well-versed in those things.

It's going to be difficult.

-We tried it back in Paju, didn't we? -Yes, you played it before.

The younger generation reinvented the well-known idioms

using memes and new expressions and gave them youthful vibes,

taking the internet by storm.

When we show you the reinvented idiom,

you have to tell us its original version.

So we have to nail the original idiom?

Yes, that's exactly what you have to do.

I have absolutely no idea.

I think you're laying it on too thick before you mess up big time.

I'm just no good at understanding the youngsters.

We would give you three seconds only if this were an individual match.

But since it's a group game, you get 20 seconds.

-Okay. -Just 20 seconds?

-We have to answer 6 quizzes correctly? -Yes, 6 quizzes in 20 seconds.

Seating arrangement matters as you'll answer in that order.

Let's select our prime suspect after a discussion

and have them take the first seat.

-They'll make an obvious error. -They'll knowingly get it wrong.

-Let's see and find out. -Yeah, we'll be able to catch them.

-Let's have suspicious people sit there. -Sook can come here.

-It's a game, after all. -Wait, Sae-ho.

Even if they get it wrong,

they can weasel out by saying the game is too difficult.

We should have Jin in the first seat.

I'm not good with the new trends.

-Go ahead, Jin. -Even so, we have to get to know you.

Man, I'm starting to question Jin's identity.

SECOND SUSPECT HE MAY BE HUMAN WITH GODLY FORM

Are we losing you, Jin?

No, I'm staying in the game.

Okay. Now…

Tuck your tummy in, Sae-ho.

Woo-jae, we need you to do your thing here.

You really don't have to mistrust me!

GLARE

Let's have Sook sit in the middle.

Why do you keep doubting me?

-Unbelievable. -This is it.

Will you stop questioning me if I get it right away?

-I'd like to get one. -Sae-ho.

So you're saying you're not human.

I'm a god.

We'll find out soon enough.

We still have many Netflix merchandise left.

You can discuss among yourselves

and select which item you want to receive as the prize

when you have won this game.

-Let's go for the big one. -This is likely it.

-Okay, so Prize Five. -All right.

-Agreed. -We get that when we win.

I'll do my best.

I'll buy you enough time so you can even take a nap, Jin-kyung.

Here's your first set of quizzes.

Ready, go.

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS?

You reap what you sow.

Correct.

WHAT A HOT AND ENTICING CAKE

You can't have a cake and eat it too?

What? That's not it.

"You can't have a cake and eat it too"?

CONFUSED

-He got it wrong. -Selling like hotcakes?

What?

-He's dragging it out on purpose. -I get it now.

The icing on the cake.

-That's correct. -Jeez.

-What on earth? -Your 20 seconds are up.

What?

I answered in two seconds flat! What do you think you're playing at?

YOU'RE THE HUMAN, AREN'T YOU?

-Just a second. -After all your talk, Woo-jae.

-This is an unexpected setback. -But I'm a god!

What are you doing here, human?

That was tricky!

You have no business mingling with gods, human.

Come on, it was difficult. I'm sure you had no idea either.

It was because of the keyword, "cake."

I think he made an honest mistake here.

-See? Sae-ho understands me. -He didn't mess up on purpose.

-Because-- -Look, Jin.

HE IS TRYING TO ARGUE THAT THE KEYWORD CONFUSED HIM

-That came to my mind first. -I still don't get it.

-Why are you defending him? -Why would you side with him?

-Can there be two humans? -No, there's only one.

WHISPERING IN SECRET

Give me a chance to redeem myself.

Why don't I move to the back?

I've proved myself, haven't I?

-For now… -You can't doubt me.

-Yeah, you did great. -I answered right away.

No, wait.

You have to remember this, though.

We only get 20 seconds.

Even if the human did their best,

the chances of us winning are very slim.

IS THAT RIGHT?

LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS WITH ONLY ONE GAME

Why do you keep suspecting me?

When I couldn't get the right answer, Jin accused me way too harshly.

THOSE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ARE USUALLY THE BAD GUYS

LACK OF FAITH AMONG THE DISTRUSTFUL GODS

The human among you is currently leading by one point.

-But 20 seconds are too short. -Give us 30 seconds at least.

We're only saying that because it gives the human the perfect cover.

-How about 25 seconds? We'll go with that. -We'll take that offer.

-Let's do it. -Ready.

Set, go.

EMPTY VESSELS TRY WAY TOO HARD

-Empty vessels make the most noise. -That's easy.

WATER: DEPTH MATTERS MOST

-Still waters run deep. -That's correct.

I'LL BE THAT DOG FOREVER SERENADING THE TREE

The tree… The dog…

-Bark up the wrong tree. -That's correct.

What was that?

HUH? WHAT'S UNDER MY NOSE?

-Right under one's nose. -That's correct.

BIRD: THERE'S A LOT OF FOOD FOR EARLY-RISERS

WORM: YOU'RE AWFUL

The early bird…

WHY DID IT GET UP EARLY?

The early bird…

-Would you look at that? -Jeez!

How did it go? The early bird…

-But it's a piece of cake. -You timed out.

-You cannot know this! -Guys, how did it go?

The early bird catches the worm.

Yeah, but what's the correct idiom?

-It's about bird feeding. -Yeah, but what does the bird feed on?

The early bird…

-He honestly has no clue. -He can be very dense.

-He's an idiot. -He has no idea.

I really am clueless here. I can't get the right words.

-But "worm" is spelled out for you. -It got so confusing for me.

My brain froze.

These two also took quite long for easy questions.

-I thought so too. -Don't doubt me.

BUT YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS

-I did my very best. -I answered right away.

Let's have Jin-kyung and Woo-young in the first two seats.

-We're going there? -Get moving.

-It's so confusing for me. -Come on.

I answered both questions right away.

I'm a god. That's for sure.

JIN ANSWERED THE QUIZ IN ALL OF THE PREVIOUS ROUNDS QUICKLY

-Please don't mind us doubting you. -Oh, I won't.

You've done well so far. We'll see how it goes this time.

Let's see how you do this time.

Ready.

Set, go.

GOOSE: YOU TOO, GANDER?

What on earth, you?

What's good for the goose…

-What? -Jeez.

This isn't that difficult.

-What are you doing? -He's being blatant about it.

Just a second.

Goose said, "You too, Gander?" The goose…

Seriously…

He's just really clueless.

What is good for goose…

Yes, all the keywords are there.

…is good for the gander.

You failed!

-Hold on. -You wasted all our time.

Don't fool around, Woo-young.

COULD WOO-YOUNG HAVE EATEN UP THE TIME

DESPITE KNOWING THE ANSWER?

You're in big trouble if you're human or if you simply had no idea.

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

It's the latter, Woo-jae. My brain is just not working.

EVERYONE IS SUSPICIOUS AT THIS POINT

PANICKED SCREAM

Wait.

TEARS

Man, it's so cold!

We're almost there.

NO DECENT PERSON WOULD GO AS FAR AS THESE IMPOSTER-GOD SUSPECTS

Are you serious?

AND YET…

ONE IRREGULAR BEING HID THEMSELVES AMONG THE GODS

WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE HUMAN?

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Subtitle translation by: Jeongwoo Kim

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