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[whirring]
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[evil laughter]
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[metal clangs]
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[electronic dance music]
♪
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And I believe I heard someone
say... free pizza?
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Yes.
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I have accumulated the precise
amount of coupons
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for one free Cosmic Crust pizza.
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What?
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You never said it was
Cosmic Crust pizza.
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Proximity alert.
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[yelps]
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[growls]
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A free Cosmic Crust pizza is
nothing to get excited about.
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The box has more flavor
than the pizza.
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Flavor is not my primary
objective, Ratchet.
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I find enormous satisfaction in
s
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to achieve output goals.
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Yeah, but Cosmic Crust?
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I mean, it's only popular
'ca.
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[laser fire]
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[loud explosion]
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Okay, I think I'm done.
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May we now resume
our primary mission?
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Secondary mission, Clank.
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Cardboard Crust does not qualify
as a primary mission.
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If it were up to me, we'd be
going for a nice slice of...
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[yelling]
Tentacle!!!
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[both screaming]
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Whoaaaa!!!!
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[thud]
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[thud]
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[thud]
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[thud]
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Computing a base of options.
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The only evasive option I need
is Mr. Throttle!
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[whirring]
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Perhaps an alternate course
of action.
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I'm not done yet.
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[screeching]
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So, do we need to discuss
the giant tentacle
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that just tried to yank us
into oblivion?
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Curious.
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It emerged from a short-term
inter-dimensional portal.
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Portal technology?
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[gasps]
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Imagine what we could do
with that.
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Ratchet, I hope you're not...
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Tracing the energy signature
of that hyper tech
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so I can nab it for myself?
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Great idea, Clank.
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No, it is not.
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I have spent many solar cycles
aggregating pizza coupons.
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It is very important...
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Found it!
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Huh?
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Oh dear.
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No, Ratchet.
You promised.
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Come on, Clank.
This'll be fun.
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For you, yes.
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Your activities always take
precedence over mine.
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Okay, not true.
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I mean, yeah look,
what about that time, um...
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Well, okay...
And you know...
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I mean, this is going
to be quick.
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We'll just fly in,
take a quick look, see what...
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[gasps]
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The well fortified,
nigh impervious base
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of galactic super villain
Doctor Nefarious...
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Oh dear.
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[forceful stomping]
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First, he brought you the
world-shattering Deplanetizer,
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then the soul-crushing
Biobliterator.
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Now, here to reveal
his mol
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and just downright
nasty invention,
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give a big warbot welcome to
your favorite evil overlord,
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DOCTOR NEFARIOUSSSS!!!!
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[dance music]
♪
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[party horn]
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[apathetic cheering]
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Huh?
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[groans]
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[gasps]
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[enthusiastic applause]
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[cheering loudly]
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Thank you.
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Thank you all for coming to
my latest evil product launch!
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Wait, we had a choice?
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[puzzled grunt]
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Mindless minions behold,
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my most fearsome and dangerous
weapon yet!
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The Portalizer.
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Patent pending,
all rights reserved.
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[gasps]
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With this device,
I can rip portals
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in the very fabric of time
and space.
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Even into other dimensions.
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Oh, no.
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Oh yes!
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Come on, let's get closer.
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No, Ratchet.
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Such as...
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the dimension of
man-eating kittens.
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[mews]
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The land where robots grow
body hair.
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Ooh!
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[laughs excitedly]
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I'm guessing...
the Calamari Quadrant?
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And finally, a domain brimming
with creatures so ruthless,
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so bloodsucking, so terrifying,
they'll make your head spin.
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My most recent discovery...
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[dings softly]
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[groans]
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[laughing]
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[metal clanging]
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ZED!!!
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I told you to make sure
this thing was charged up.
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Did you calibrate it properly,
sir?
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Calibrate it properly?
I'll calibrate you!
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But did you set it
to inter-dimensional
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instead of local?
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[annoyed groan]
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Of course I set it
to inter-dimensional.
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[yelps]
Ah.
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As I was saying.
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The Pizzaverse!
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The pizza what now?
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Now say hello to...
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[grunts]
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A 367 topping pizza.
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Now that's a pizza.
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Ratchet, wait.
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Disgusting.
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No matter.
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With this Portalizer,
I can access
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every corner
of the multiverse.
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Each dimension a smorgasbord
of minions
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to add to my nefarious ranks.
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[enthusiastically]
Hmm!
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To help me conquer
and rule all dimensions!
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And it comes with
this handy lanyard.
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Lanyard.
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Hey!
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Ratchet and Clank?
Seize them!
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Ratchet, what the...
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Oh.
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Less talky, more escapey.
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[growling]
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There is no escapey!
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Wait, is that even a word?
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It is now.
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[whirring]
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See ya later, suckers.
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[heavy thud]
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[laughs]
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Uh...
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And we're back.
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Somebody annihilate them!
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[whirring]
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[laser fire]
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[grunting]
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[metal crashing]
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Enough slap and tickle.
Find them!
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There they are, sir.
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Eh?
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My Portalizer!
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Noooo!!!!!
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[TV audio]
Lance: Oh Janice!
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Janice: Oh Lance!
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I don't care if you are
my best friend's
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evil twin brother...
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Oooooo!!!!
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[laughing]
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Yes!
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That was the best escape ever.
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[laughing]
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Uh-oh. A check sum of my coupon
storage indicates an error.
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I now have only nine units,
not 10.
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Really?
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Oh wow.
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I mean, you must have
lost one of them
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during our awesome escape.
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Well, that's too bad.
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It is far worse than bad.
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With only nine coupons,
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free pizza acquisition
is no longer an option.
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Oh, this never would have
occurred if we did not detour
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from our mission.
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Nah, come on.
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That was so cool though.
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And now we get a great pie
in the Pizzaverse.
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My distress is not
about the pizza, Ratchet.
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It is about my failure to
complete a numerical task.
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You want numbers?
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How about 367 layers
of deliciousness?
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Stop this, Ratchet.
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This device is too unpredictable
.
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Pizzaverse, here we come.
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[zapping]
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[gasps]
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It's... so... beautiful.
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[thuds]
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Hey, pizza?
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No, come back!
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Wait, Clank, what are you doing?
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Initiating control override.
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What?
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Cut!
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It!
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Out!
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Portaling into
an unknown dimension
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could imperil the entire galaxy.
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[grunting]
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All that to procure a pizza?
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Yeah, with 367 toppings.
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Now give me back
the control of my ship!
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Ratchet.
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You have ignored all of
my requests today,
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so now I am the operating
system.
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I will return control
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once we safely deliver this
Portalizer to the authorities.
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This is about you losing
that coupon, isn't it?
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No.
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It is about me protecting
our galaxy.
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[laughs]
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Yeah now, you know what I mean.
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You and your number
and functions and rules.
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Blech! Yuck!
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I mean, it's amazing
we get anything done
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when someone keeps getting his
.
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Invalid data.
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I do not wear undergarments.
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Metal or otherwise.
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Once this device is safe in
the Galactic Weapons Museum,
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we shall return to our quest
for pizza.
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Cosmic Crust barely qualifies
as pizza,
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and every time you eat it, you
.
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Ahhhhhh!!!
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Ugh!
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That guy.
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You're fired and take this
with you!
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You can't fire me.
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I am Captain Qwark.
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The galaxy's greatest hero.
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You need me more than
I need you.
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[mooing]
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Huh?
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[mooing]
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Wha?
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[mooing]
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[sobbing]
Oh, come on.
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Just give me another chance.
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I can be a sassy pizza cow.
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Moooo!
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Ulch!
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Whenever we run
into this doofus,
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he messes everything up.
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He annoys you, does he?
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Hmm.
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Oh, Captain Qwark,
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could you please accompany us
to the Weapons Museum?
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Clank, what are you doing?
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It is like you said earlier.
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[plays recording]
Come on, Clank.
This will be fun.
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A weapons museum?
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Sounds like you're on
an important mission
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to safeguard the galaxy.
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And keeping us all safe
is what I do best.
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[gasps]
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[engine roars]
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Huh?
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[loud explosion]
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[gasps]
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00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,603
Come on, citizens.
Nothing to see here.
277
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,737
[growls]
278
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,774
Ugh, such a bad idea, Clank.
279
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:09,642
[giggling]
280
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,311
Where'd that idiot run off to,
anyway?
281
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,212
Sorry guys.
282
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,814
Almost forgot my associate.
283
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,116
Never leave a man behind.
284
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:21,921
So, what's so special about your
?
285
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,588
It is a multi...
286
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,222
Nothing!
287
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,591
It's um, a Tedium Sorter.
288
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,060
It tediously catalogues
your most boring memories
289
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,163
into different shades of beige.
290
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,499
Yee-awn.
291
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,300
Whew.
292
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,334
Actually, it is
293
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,936
a multi-dimensional
access tool
294
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,270
with the power to wreak havoc
295
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,606
on the very fabric of time
and space.
296
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,407
[bell dings]
297
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,409
Mm? Ooooh, that sounds
like fun.
298
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,944
But it's got to be protected
299
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,580
so it won't fall into
the wrong hands.
300
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,348
Right, Clank?
301
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,316
Indeed.
302
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,018
Device security
has been my goal
303
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,619
ever since you carelessly
deployed it
304
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,757
to acquire a 367 topping pizza
from the Pizzaverse.
305
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,993
A pizza with 367 toppings?
306
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,696
That's way better
than Cosmic Crust.
307
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,032
I wonder if they need
a new spokesmodel.
308
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,567
I, I mean uh, right this way.
309
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,038
Welcome to the weapons vault!
310
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,840
The most secure part
of the museum,
311
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,843
thanks to dedicated guards
like Bruce here.
312
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:18,778
[disgusted groan]
Ulch!
313
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,180
All your favorite weapons
are right here.
314
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,448
Oh my.
315
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,849
The Buzzblade.
316
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,685
The Warmonger.
317
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,453
The Biobliterator.
318
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,788
Hey, watch it!
319
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,456
[loud zapping]
320
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,660
Whoops! My bad, Bruce.
321
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,594
[laughs]
322
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,630
[zapping]
323
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:38,764
[groans weakly]
324
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,867
Of course that pales in
comparison to this baaaad boy.
325
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,335
[zapping]
326
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,705
[bleats]
327
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,640
Come on, don't say that.
328
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,508
Words hurt.
329
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,476
Hmm.
330
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,145
Perhaps we should secure
the Portalizer now.
331
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,347
Once we initiate
the upload procedure,
332
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,750
it will be catalogued
and securely stored.
333
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,252
Good. We don't need
any more distractions.
334
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,353
Distractions?
335
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,156
There are plenty of distraction
weapons in this vault.
336
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:09,562
For long term distractions,
nothing beats the Groovitron.
337
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,497
If you're caught
in its blast radius,
338
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,899
you'll boogie the night away.
339
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,534
Need a quick distraction?
340
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,602
Try the Taunter.
341
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,104
[loud horn blaring]
342
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,006
But my favorite is...
the Chimp-o-matic.
343
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,007
[laser fire]
344
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,842
[screeching]
345
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,510
[cymbals crashing]
346
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,178
No hard feelings, boys.
347
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,280
You'll be back to normal
before you can say
348
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,549
"lucrative endorsement deal."
349
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,984
[groaning]
350
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,186
[laughs]
351
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,956
Faked 'em out with
the old Chimp-o-matic.
352
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,692
Now let's see what this thing
can do.
353
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:40,860
[zapping]
354
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,563
It's so beautiful.
355
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,632
Greetings, Pizzaverse.
356
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,968
Say hello to your
new spokesmo...
357
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:49,969
[grunts]
358
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,036
[gasps]
359
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,473
[playful trilling sounds]
360
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,475
Well hello there,
little pizza toppings.
361
00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,813
You all look so happy
and yummy.
362
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,881
Huh?
363
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,316
[screaming]
364
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,119
Same with you.
365
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,420
And you.
366
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,790
And you.
367
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,727
Blech! No one likes pineapple
on pizza.
368
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,465
I am King Topping, supreme
leader of the Pizzaverse.
369
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,933
Really?
370
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,935
Then you're just the one
I need to speak to
371
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,971
about a unique
branding opportunity.
372
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,640
Attack, toppings!
373
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,508
Destroy him!
374
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,976
[battle cries]
375
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,013
And do it Pizzaverse style.
376
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,850
With free delivery
to his doom!
377
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:41,153
[toppings yelling]
378
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,121
Stop that!
379
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,756
[toppings growling]
380
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,625
Can this really be happening?
381
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,630
After years of eating pizza,
will pizza now eat me?!
382
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,834
I can't believe he used
the Chimp-o-matic on us.
383
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,136
I mean, who knows how much
trouble he'll cause?
384
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:57,803
Ahhhhhh!!!!!
385
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,671
[thud]
386
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,306
Qwark!
387
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,607
What did you do?
388
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,243
Oh, nothing you two
can't handle.
389
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,713
[screaming]
390
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,682
Resistance is futile!
391
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,885
Prepare to be annihilated.
392
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,820
A pineapple?
393
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,488
Apparently a very
angry pineapple.
394
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,157
[yelling]
395
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,825
Destroy him!
396
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,826
[toppings shrieking]
397
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,495
I mean, who puts pineapple
on a pizza anyway?
398
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,430
Statistically speaking,
399
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,365
the combination of sweet
and savory flavors
400
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,467
are enjoyed by many.
401
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,204
Statistically speaking,
I am not one of them.
402
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,873
And by the way,
this is all your fault.
403
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,308
On the contrary,
it is you, Ratchet,
404
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,878
who obtained and misused
a Portalizer.
405
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,546
[grunts]
406
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,747
Whatever!
407
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,084
Let's pound these pizza punks
before it gets any worse.
408
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,886
[toppings growling]
409
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,257
Furball and Scrappybot!
410
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:58,497
Return my Portalizer now,
or suffer my wrath.
411
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,666
Or we can just cut
to the wrath.
412
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,801
[lasers blasting]
413
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,205
It just got worse!
414
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,439
[explosions]
415
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,707
[screaming]
416
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,775
[grunts]
417
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,144
We sure could use that
Portalizer right about now!
418
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,213
[heavy clanking]
419
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,347
Negative.
420
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,283
The Portalizer has proven
to significantly decrease
421
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,918
our chances of survival.
422
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,519
[grunting]
423
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,255
If we just kept the Portalizer
to ourselves,
424
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,258
none of this would've
ever happened.
425
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,192
[toppings snarling]
426
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,796
But you, Clank, you had
to bring us here.
427
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,965
And you, Ratchet, you suck.
428
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,767
Huh? What?
429
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,835
[vacuum whirring]
430
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,606
The suck cannon.
431
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,074
Thank you for your assistance.
432
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,175
[bleats]
433
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,212
I shall retrieve more gadgets
from the Weapons Museum
434
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,881
while you suck.
435
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,250
No! I mean, that's what
I thought you meant.
436
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,553
Sucks to be you.
437
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,587
[laughs]
438
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,426
[crashing]
439
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,729
[heavy clanking]
440
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,698
Let me pass,
441
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:10,069
or I shall deliver a disabling
force upon your chassis.
442
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,670
[laughing]
443
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,838
Very well.
444
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,307
Holo-Knuckles activate.
445
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,145
[grunting]
446
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,481
[grunting]
447
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,653
[clanking]
448
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,654
[laughs]
449
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,456
[yelps]
450
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,327
[screams]
451
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,161
[clanking]
452
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,062
Ugh!
453
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,831
[chuckles]
454
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,601
[groans]
455
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,737
Hmm.
456
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,207
Nothing to fear, citizens.
457
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,777
Captain Qwark has got things
under control.
458
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,013
Qwark, where's the Portalizer?
459
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,115
I've got my top man on the job.
460
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,484
He guards all of
my important stuff.
461
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,687
Hey!
462
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,255
[grunts]
463
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,858
Huh?
464
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,227
No! Don't leave me!
465
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,329
Never leave a man behind!
466
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,363
[sobs]
467
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:13,899
[grunts]
468
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,034
[engine whirring]
469
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:15,601
Come on, Clank.
470
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,403
We gotta speed this up.
471
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,837
[chattering]
472
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,805
[laughing]
473
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,573
Ratchet, raise your cranium.
474
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,374
What?
475
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,442
Heads up.
476
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:25,844
The Groovitron?
477
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,912
I've determined that this weapon
478
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,214
will provide the greatest
probability of success.
479
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,349
[grunts]
480
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,884
Well, it's better than nothing.
481
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,187
Get ready to shake
your groove thang.
482
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,259
[disco music]
♪
483
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,228
[laughing]
484
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:52,704
♪
485
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
Woo-hoo!
486
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,010
Way to bring on the boogie,
Clank, thanks.
487
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,880
No, it is I who should upload
e.
488
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,116
Yeah, well, good things happen
when we work together.
489
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,050
Agreed.
490
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,752
And I accept your apology.
491
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,287
Oh no, see, that wasn't
an apology.
492
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,922
Yes. It was.
493
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:10,456
No, I...
494
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,990
[laser fire]
495
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,761
They have upgrade
their defenses.
496
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,230
But we can enter
the facility here.
497
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,331
Okay.
498
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,966
But how do we even get close
enough to reach that?
499
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:21,600
I mean...
500
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,668
Clank?
501
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,036
[laser fire]
502
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,771
Clank, what are you doing?
503
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,640
It is called pulling a Ratchet.
504
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,909
Entry port located.
505
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,944
Nice move, buddy.
506
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:32,911
You're almost there.
507
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,847
Just a little to your right.
508
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:37,783
[metal clangs]
509
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,318
Ooh, too much.
510
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,586
[groans]
511
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,888
Oh... so much for improvising.
512
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,755
[groans]
513
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,124
You crazy little bot.
514
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,793
Just get inside and
I'll create a diversion.
515
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,631
Well, this isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
516
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,434
[yelps]
517
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,135
Oh.
518
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,238
Look what the robots dragged in.
519
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,772
A cat.
520
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,174
Here, kitty kitty.
521
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:05,777
Actually they carried me in,
and I'm a Lombax.
522
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,846
Don't interrupt me
while I'm taunting you!
523
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,014
Totally different species.
524
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:09,648
Shh.
525
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,315
Just saying.
526
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,483
Silence!
527
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:16,588
You are what I say you are,
and I say you are doomed.
528
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,357
[cackling]
529
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,324
[whispers]
Clank, you made it.
530
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,025
Huh?
531
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,693
Did you say something, furball?
532
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,694
Oh uh, yeah.
533
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,096
I said, "it'd be great to see
534
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,031
"some more of your
evil product launch."
535
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:30,169
Well, I really do love
my evil product launches.
536
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,370
Zed!
537
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,538
[yelps]
538
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,006
[electronic dance music]
♪
539
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:34,840
Ulgh!
540
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:38,877
Behold, a revolution
in evil tech.
541
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,646
I present to you...
542
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,647
[record scratches]
543
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,015
Cardboard Qwark?
544
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,983
Return my Portalizer,
545
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,687
you pathetic promotional item
gone awry.
546
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,623
Oh. My pizza coupon.
547
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,658
Ooh!
548
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,960
Scruffybot.
549
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,228
Ow, woah, woah.
550
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,198
I should've known you wouldn't
.
551
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,233
For interrupting
my product launch,
552
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:06,672
you will be the first to suffer
a very painful annihilation.
553
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,373
Any last words?
554
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,677
Hmm, no words, only a series
of letters and numbers.
555
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,211
Hmm.
556
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,013
SV-604.
557
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,348
[gasps]
558
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,016
[fanfare]
559
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,318
Backup gloves.
560
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,220
[laser charging]
561
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,523
Now you've ruined
my product launch!
562
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:28,927
[yelping]
563
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,331
And you're ruining
my space statio-
564
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:36,201
[TV audio]
Lance: Jat
friend's evil twin brother.
565
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,372
I'm his... evil clone!
566
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,441
Janice: I don't care if you're
an evil clone.
567
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,776
Just hold me tight
and never let me go.
568
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,278
[laughing]
569
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:47,412
Wait, Ratchet.
570
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,747
We have to go back.
571
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,281
Why?
572
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,116
So you can get this?
573
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,017
[gasps]
574
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,685
My pizza coupon.
575
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,753
Grabbed it on the way out.
576
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,955
You didn't think I'd forget
about you fulfilling
577
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,758
system requirements to achieve
output goals, did you?
578
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,599
♪
579
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,567
[chomps]
580
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,302
How dare you?
581
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,570
[laughs]
582
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,639
You'll have to forgive Bruce,
your highness.
583
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,907
It's his first day as a sheep.
584
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,542
We'll talk.
585
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,978
My people will call
your people.
586
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,614
It's safe to come out now,
citizens.
587
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:26,118
Captain Qwark has saved you
all once again.
588
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,452
[bleats]
589
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,620
[cheering]
590
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:32,758
Yeah, thanks for saving us
from a problem you created.
591
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,627
You're welcome, citizen.
592
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:36,762
Yeah, what a bonehead.
593
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,797
You know, I still can't believe
you brought Qwark along
594
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,799
just to mess with me.
595
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,667
Yes.
596
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,469
Operation payback complete.
597
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,906
Now the Portalizer is secure
as
598
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,908
and superheroes alike.
599
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,811
Goodbye, 367 topping pizza.
600
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,745
[sobs]
601
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,013
[chuckles]
602
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,582
And from hungry Lombaxs.
603
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:58,650
[engine roars]
604
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,286
Yeah, well, I guess a free
Cosmic Crust pizza
605
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522
is better than no pizza at all.
606
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:08,293
Make that free and numerically
satisfying Cosmic Crust pizza.
607
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,761
[laughs]
608
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:10,595
Clank: Proximity alert.
609
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,296
[crashing]
610
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,464
Clank: You did that on purpose.
611
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,333
Ratchet: Sorry. Couldn't resist.
612
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,269
[TV audio]
Lance: Oh, Janice.
613
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,304
Janice: Oh, Lance. Kiss me.
614
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,308
[growling]
615
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,715
[TV Audio continues]
-Oh, Janice!
-Nooo!
616
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,316
Oh, Lance.
617
00:22:31,350 --> 00:23:06,885
♪
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