Original subtitles

In a time when serial swipers are at stalemate, we're stripping back to

basics to help singles find their soulmates,

as we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

Oh-ho!

Wow.

..help you find the one?

Wow. Ooh.

I'm a sex toy specialist.

What a dream job!

Willies.

Oh, damn.

We like to start where a good date ends...

Ooh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

..naked.

Tonight, a travel agent, a software engineer,

and a spray painter undress

to impress for their potential soulmates.

Just let me lick your vagina. Absolutely.

I love a blow job.

It's a disaster!

I have never seen this in my life.

I think that is a beautifully kept bush.

Cock is king.

I don't know what to say, I'm actually speechless.

Cue the music.

TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH MUSIC

I would have my face in there for hours.

When we're entirely exposed in our unfiltered glory...

Grab a nice bag of fruit.

..what do we really find attractive? IMITATES MONKEY SCREECHING

HE BURPS Brilliant!

SHE LAUGHS

Green's loving it.

Oh!

Wow.

I'm just taking it all in.

Ohh.

I heard those balls hit the floor.

You don't get this on Countdown, do you?

Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

On tonight's magical show,

we've got more tricks up our wizard sleeves than Gandalf.

Inside each of these six pods I've lined up

a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Fiona, I'm 25,

and I'm from the Republic of Ireland.

My job as a Twitch streamer, I play games,

I entertain, and I stream myself to the world.

Let's just jump into it, guys.

I am pansexual, and, no, I am not attracted to saucepans.

Gender does not matter to me.

You could be a man, a woman, a woman to a man, an attack helicopter,

like, whatever floats your boat.

I do cosplaying,

which is dressing up as fictional characters.

I love it.

Hey, how are you? Hey, I'm good.

My online persona is The Chaotic Waifu.

The problem is people want The Chaotic Waifu,

not Fiona.

They never want to get to know the real me.

And because of that, I've been stood up before,

but I've never been on a proper date.

Naked Attraction, please help me find someone who wants me for me,

and not my online persona.

So, Fi, welcome to Naked Attraction. Thank you.

And welcome to your ears as well.

So, what does Chaotic Waifu mean?

So, it is an online persona.

I'm into anime and that kind of nerdy stuff a lot. Uh-huh.

And a waifu is someone you kind of want to marry,

and then my personality itself is chaotic. So.

So, why are you single?

A lot of people kind of want to get

to know my online persona instead of me.

OK. What are you looking for then?

I am pansexual. So, I don't necessarily have a type.

I'm just kind of here for a different experience, do you know?

OK. Here we go. Here we go.

OK. So, you've got six coloured pods in front of you.

Inside each of them is a naked individual,

totally in the buff for you.

I feel special.

And they each have an attribute that you have said you find

physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

Perfect. Are you ready to play?

I am ready to play.

Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bods?

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh, got a lovely mix and match.

Can we go to blue?

What do you think about his penis?

Nice size. I do prefer bigger.

Do you think you can manage him? Oh, yeah. I can manage that.

Pink.

Over to pink.

What do you think pink's tattoo is saying about her?

Feminine but precious.

What do you think of the vagina?

Feminine.

Lovely. Like the tattoo.

Green.

This person identifies as nonbinary. So, it's they/them.

Well, I've just seen the tattoo.

It comes from a show I'm in love with.

Oh, really? It's basically an anime show.

What do you think of their penis?

Uh, I reckon it's a grower.

Orange.

Very pretty body. Very confident stance.

I'd say has a little bit of sass.

OK. A little bit of sass. Hey!

Just talk to me about the vulva. Do you like it?

She's got a beautiful one. She is beautiful.

Have you been on many dates with girls?

I've actually never been on a date altogether.

No?!

Yeah. I'm more nervous about the date than getting naked.

Oh, do you know what, I hope it's going to be

a good one for you, I really do, Fi.

We'll go to yellow. OK.

Oh. Very nice body. Slim but it's got curves.

Yeah. Like a curly fry.

Like a curly fry!

Curly fries are the best snacks. So, there you go.

I am loving this.

A little bit more hair but it's not the Amazon jungle either.

No, it's not.

Definitely not a deal breaker. Hello, red.

Quite an excitable gentleman we've got going on here.

We do. His penis is giving you a wave.

Hi.

So, a circumcised penis. Can you work with that?

I don't know till I try.

OK. It's decision time.

One of them is going to have to go.

This is the worst part.

Er...

I think I'm going to go with green.

Why green?

As much as I love the anime tattoo, I want to try something different.

OK. Let's find out who green is?

This is Harrison.

They are 20.

They're a CCTV operator from Worcester. Harrison, come down.

Could you have seen yourself with Fi? Yeah, 100%.

I'm ever so sorry, Harrison, but it's game over for you, my friend.

That's all right. Goodbye. All right.

Through the arch.

Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you too.

At the end of the day, she wants something different.

So, I'll be back out there on the market still.

So, you've got five other people remaining.

Do you want to see the middle part of the bodies?

Of course I do. Let's do it, then.

Can we please reveal the middle part of the bods in pods?

Ooh.

Orange.

Lovely figure. Lovely breasts as well.

I just want to squish them.

Oh, I love that.

I think we'll go with pink. I like the belly button piercing.

Uh-huh. I think the stretch marks are beautiful.

We'll go to blue.

First off, I've noticed the tan line, so I can tell he works.

Right. So, he spends time outdoors.

Everyone's very different, and as pansexual,

like I said, I go for hearts not parts.

So, I'm not used to judging off body.

You're on the wrong show, love.

Trying something different.

Exactly!

The word pansexual was coined by psychoanalyst

Sigmund Freud,

who believed people could be attracted to many things,

even inanimate objects.

Though the term now relates specifically to

an attraction to people,

regardless of sex, gender or gender identity.

In the UK, approximately 4% of

the LGBTQ community identifies as pansexual.

And they're in good company,

with famous pansexuals including Cara Delevingne,

Miley Cyrus,

and even the Marvel character, Deadpool.

Yellow.

I love different kind of hair colours.

I actually own, like, 30 wigs. Oh, do you?

Yeah. I do a lot of cosplay and stuff.

So, cosplay in the bedroom as well?

I haven't got to do it yet, but... Yet.

..that door is never closed.

Let's make that fantasy a reality for you right now.

Bods in pods, you will find some sci-fi toys in there.

All you need to do is impress Fi

with your fantasy dancing.

Off you go.

MUSIC: Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band by Meca

Blue's straight in there with it.

Wow, blue.

I'm like the sass orange is giving.

Oh, yeah, orange is, like, disco fighting.

Oh, red's going all for it. Pink.

Yeah, lovely little sway there.

Oh, and yellow is giving us a cheeky turn.

Oh, yeah. She's not fighting for your love at all.

She's just having a dance.

Blue's fighting off every imaginary warrior known.

Thank you. That was hilarious.

I loved it.

I'd say the one I was feeling the most was blue...

Yes. ..because that's what I do around my room.

Really?

So, Fi, it is decision time.

It's all fun till you do this bit.

Oh.

Pink.

Why pink?

I think maybe the boobs are just too much for me.

This is Rochelle. She's 22.

She's a philosophy student from Cardiff.

Rochelle, hop down.

Is Fi your kind of person?

The ears are different.

I mean, you can take the ears off. Yeah.

You are not her fantasy this evening.

Back to Wales you go, my love.

My boobs are my best asset,

and I enjoy squeezing them when I'm stressed.

Coming up, Fi bares all, before choosing who to date.

Looking good.

And a brand-new singleton gets to pick

a partner based on naked attraction.

Give us a spin. Wow.

Earlier, Twitch streamer Fi whittled six potential dates down

to four, based on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose one person to take on a date.

So, who will she lose next?

Ooh. Got a lovely mix and match.

So, Fi, before we carry on, just reminds us why you're here?

With the gaming and the online persona and all that,

it's very, very hard to date,

and everyone knows me as my online persona.

Whereas today, I'm here as me, Fi.

Shall we reveal the faces?

We shall. I'm very excited for this part.

I bet you are, because this is where they get to see you as well.

I forgot about that.

I know, right. Ears 'n' all.

Can we please see the bodies' faces?

I like what I see from all faces.

I think we'll go to yellow, because I noticed the smile.

If you get, like, a warm kind of feeling off somebody's smile,

you know, you're more comfortable with them anyway.

Of course. What colour... Are they blue? Blue eyes?

They're beautiful. We'll go to red next.

Very, very pretty smile.

I think the hair's nicer than my own.

Reminds me of, like, a Johnny Depp.

Yeah. There is a little bit of that.

Look, he's well happy. He's like, yeah. Well happy with it.

We'll go orange.

I love the hair.

How much effort that probably takes to upkeep.

And do you like the lips?

I do like the lips.

Kissable? Oh, definitely.

OK. We've got blue. Blue.

Do you like the goatee?

I like someone who keeps it well-kept,

whereas not just like down here.

I like the hair.

Longer than mine, I'm pretty sure.

Long hair has been popular with men for hundreds of years,

with Vikings reportedly making the noblewomen swoon

simply because of their luscious locks.

These days, long hair on a man is on the rise,

found to be a symbol of confidence, health and a rebel spirit.

But with a recent survey finding

only 8% of women giving this look the thumbs-up,

it appears those flowing manes are now lost on the ladies.

Lovely! Come back into the centre of the room.

Because...it's decision time.

Hmm.

Orange.

Why are you saying goodbye to orange?

The hair. I just don't think I can live up to that!

You are saying goodbye to Carla.

She's 35, she's a travel agent from Galloway.

Carla, come down!

Hiya. Hello, you. Hi.

Would you have liked to have had a date with Fi?

Absolutely, of course I would.

Goodbye! Bye!

I'm probably the lowest maintenance girl you will ever find,

but good luck out there and good luck on your first date.

So, Fi, this is the voice round.

Fi is into anime.

So, what we're gonna ask you to do

is draw your best anime character

that best describes you.

OK, off you go!

There's a lot of concentration going on here.

There really is. Red's going all for it.

Yellow looks like she needs glasses.

She also looks like she's enjoying herself with this. Yeah.

Blue's taking it very seriously.

Oh, yellow's finished. Oh.

Pens down, please, boys. OK.

We'll go blue first.

I have decided... to go with an octopus.

I am as flexible as an octopus,

and my hands are as dexterous as one as well.

Wow!

Oh.

I like the octopus, a lot of mystery.

Do you like the voice? I do like the voice. It's soft spoken.

How are you flexible? What sort of things can you do?

Splits. Ooh!

We'll go to yellow next.

I draw myself as a potato, a pink potato,

because everybody likes potatoes.

I like it, I think it's really cute.

And what do you think of yellow's voice?

I'm intrigued by the accent. I'm from Spain.

Ooh! Espanola, yes. Hola!

She's trying to flirt with you!

Finally, red.

Oh, what the hell is going on there?

Here's me,

and here's the representation of my fighting spirit.

I love it.

But what's happened to your cock?

I'll just, uh... Is that better?

Oh, that's better. Thank you very much.

What do you think of the voice, Fi? I really like the voice.

OK. One of these people is going to have to go.

Uh...

I am going to say goodbye to yellow.

I feel like with the accent,

everything will just get too lost in translation.

So, Fi, you're saying goodbye to Chris.

She's 34, she's a life-drawing model from Cardiff. Oh!

Hello! Hello. Hiya.

Chris, I'm so sorry. It's fine. Get yourself back to Cardiff, please.

Maybe in the future, as Spanish and Irish,

we can sit together in a pub and be friends.

Now, look, you've seen everything these fellas have got to offer.

Yes. Can you slip those ears off, please, lady? Off you go.

Based on naked attraction,

25-year-old Fi has whittled six dates down to two -

20-year-old politics student Ben

and 23-year-old biology student Billy.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Boys, Billy, Ben, hello! All right?

The last time you saw Fi,

it was with her clothes and her ears on.

Are you ready to see her with her kit off? Yeah. Yeah.

Here we go!

In you come, Fi!

# Just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby

# When I close my eyes... #

Hi! How are you?

A little nervous but I'm all right.

You don't need to be nervous, look at you, you're gorgeous!

Give us a spin.

Looking good!

What do you like about your body, Fi?

I do like my "cake", as I call it. My cake!

My cake, I have a bakery back here.

Ben, what do you think of Fi?

Absolutely stunning, just wow.

I always go for the tats.

WHISPERING: And what about the vagina?

OK!

So, only one of these boys can go on a date with you.

You've got Billy...or you have Ben.

Who's it gonna be?

Ben.

Ben!

Before you go, Billy,

are you prepared to show us your splits?

Here we go, here we go, the octopus!

Oh!

I heard those balls hit the floor!

I don't even have a pair, I grew a pair and now they hurt!

Wow! Billy, that was incredible.

I'm sorry, it's not going to be a date.

Off through the arch of doom.

Goodbye!

Fi, if we did go on a date, I would have loved to have shown you

some of my other moves, just like this one.

Fi, this is your first ever date!

Yeah! How are you feeling? I'm excited, a little nervous,

but if there's alcohol, I'll be fine.

Listen, guys, next time you see each other,

it's going to be with your clothes on.

Have a great time, guys. See you later. Bye!

As soon as, like, I could see her, we kind of had a connection.

If things go as well as that did,

then I think something could happen, yeah.

The smile just caught my eye.

We'll just have to see what we're both into, I guess.

Hiya! Are you all right?

Nice to see you again. Good to see you!

How are you feeling? Oh, not too bad, not too bad.

I do fancy him.

I-I do fancy him.

So you like the Irish accent?

Yeah, most of my family are Irish. Oh, which part? Do you know Galway?

I'm originally a 20-minute drive from Galway.

Are you?! I swear to God. Nice!

The fact that she's Irish is great, cos I love the accent,

it's always been a bit of a soft spot for me.

So what games do you play?

I love Pokemon and Zelda and stuff like that. Same...

Oh, do you?

How is your first date going? Am I doing a good job?

You're hitting all the expectations, actually exceeding them.

So my first ever date is a lot better than I could have expected.

Everything's just flowing.

So what are your plans for after, then?

I was hoping we'd go somewhere else if you don't mind.

Yeah, so we'll go for another drink, then. Nice one, nice one.

I think he likes me.

I'm going to go with the flow and just enjoy myself.

Oh, no, I did it!

I did exactly what I said I wasn't going to do.

Bollocks!

With his little mishap, it honestly made me giggle.

I'm that clumsy, so that was actually really nice.

So I'm getting the first round.

Fair dos, I'm not going to stop you!

She's wifey material, straight up.

I'm not going to say anything too soon,

but I'm excited to see where things go from here.

So I think it's gone really, really well.

I would definitely be up for a second date,

but you can't tell the future, have to see what happens.

Cheers to you. A big cheers for the first date.

Hey-oh! Hello!

How did the date go?

It went really, really well. Ben's just lovely.

Like, it was really, really nice.

I'd say I had a really fantastic date.

Get along really well. Top mate.

Yeah, we drank a lot.

What I like about you is your confidence,

and clearly your own person. Yeah.

That is very attractive, I will say. Oh, thank you.

Was there any chemistry? Was there a kiss?

So, on the date, there was a bit of chemistry, yeah,

but, um...no, nothing happened.

Obviously, being pansexual, you fall for personality,

and I feel like I haven't got to know his personality enough.

Definitely another meet-up will be had.

That's what I was kind of hoping for.

We'll see whether it's a date or just a night out on the drink.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction.

The meat we have on display is all vegan friendly,

so let's get stuck in.

Inside each of these six pods I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing this time?

Hi, I'm Elle, I'm 28,

I'm from Shropshire, and I work in marketing.

I've got two boisterous boys, they're my world,

and from the moment they wake up, it's chaos.

I tidy up, I cook, I clean, do everything.

I'm just not anyone's wife!

# Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me... #

I have a good love life, I'm quite passionate.

I like a bit of bondage, a little whipping...

Oh, my God, my mum's going to be watching this!

Age really is just a number.

I've tried 31 up to 48.

I have really struggled to get a meaningful relationship.

People just like to see me

as a good-time girl all the time, and I'm not.

I'd like to share life with someone -

a man with experience, stability, a guy that makes me laugh.

Naked Attraction, I've had enough of one-hit wonders.

Help me find a committed man.

Well, hello, Elle! You're looking absolutely stunning!

Thank you. Why on earth are you single?

Well, I'm a busy mum - I've got two children,

and I juggle three different jobs. Wow!

And the guys I attract only want one thing.

I see.

So what are you looking for? I do think age is a number,

and I like a man with experience, stability. Yeah.

I like a guy that makes me laugh.

Are you ready to play the game? I am.

Cos I'm hoping that we might have the man for you. Ah, hopefully.

OK, so in front of you, you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a very naked sexy bloke.

Right. Just for you.

Each of them has got a physical attribute

that you've told us that you find attractive. OK.

We're going to reveal them bit by bit. Right.

All you've got to do, lady, is just whittle them down from six to one,

using naked attraction alone. Oh, lovely!

Are you ready? I am. Here we go!

Can you please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?

SHE CHUCKLES

Ooh...!

Lots of willies...

Let's go to green.

It looks like he's got a fairly nice one, to be honest.

Good girth, decent length.

I don't like too large of a dick,

cos you feel it hitting all your insides rather than...

I know, it displaces your organs. Yeah, then you get belly ache.

Nobody needs that!

Let's go to red.

I like good balls, yeah.

Are you happy with that penis? Yeah.

When they do their job well, it makes them attractive.

Yellow looks like a strong man.

He's got a good cock-to-ball ratio.

Talk to me about your last date, Elle.

Went out for dinner, got back to his,

you know, a bit of magic happened,

and I'd left the tampon inside and... No...! Yeah.

He ended up saving my life by sticking his hand up there.

No! And rooting it out.

It was literally stuck in the side.

Yeah. That is a man.

Where now?

I kind of want to go to pink.

A good size.

Very muscular thighs.

He's strong. He must go to the gym.

Do you fancy a bit of a gym partner? It's a tricky one.

I'm not into the whole calorie counting, meal prep. Right.

I love my food, I love baking. Oh, do you?

So I want someone that's going to do all that with me.

Lovely. Where now?

Orange.

He's got big balls.

He has got big balls - and he can work 'em!

What about the legs?

They're not skinny, they're not too big, they look toned.

So not overly worked? Yeah.

They're a good set of legs.

Blue.

Oh, a very proud gentleman.

Good size. Very slim legs.

Do you work out, blue?

Maybe a runner? Yeah. Or a cyclist?

No, just naturally slender.

OK.

It's decision time.

Which one are you going to get rid of?

Oh, um...

I think maybe...

..blue.

Why blue? Probably a little bit too slim for me. Fair enough.

Elle, you are saying goodbye to Raymond.

He's 41, he's a customs administrator from Warwick.

Come and say hello. Hi! Hi, pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Is Elle the kind of woman you could handle, Raymond?

Oh, yes, I definitely think I could.

Goodbye, Raymond.

I think she's absolutely gorgeous,

but I was a bit too slim for her liking.

Can we please reveal the middle part of the bods?

Hello.

Red, he's got a nice clean chest.

He's got a very strong stand.

He looks like he might throw me on the bed.

Do you like the idea of that? I'm ready for it, I do.

I do like a little bit of rough and tough.

Green.

Toned.

Very artistic. Yeah.

I do find sleeves attractive on a man.

And he looks quite fair.

Yellow...

A bit of a tan, hasn't he?

Doing a spot of gardening or trip to the beach.

Oh, what's this? Painting?

He looks like a golfer, a golfer's physique.

Do you think so? Yeah, yeah. Have you got any fantasies, Elle?

I wouldn't say fantasies, but I'm a dirty bastard. Right.

Yeah, a bit of bondage, a bit of whipping...

..squirting. What's the squirting all about?

I get very excited. Do you? Mm.

Niagara Falls on the bed.

No! Yeah.

Golden showers, both ways. So you like to wee on someone?

Yeah, wherever the moment takes you.

The act of peeing during intimacy, also called a golden shower,

is an erotic gratification called urophilia.

It's one of the more taboo fetishes,

with only 9% of men admitting to this interest.

Women who do get involved

say they practise as part of a broader interest in BDSM.

It's said the sensation of a full bladder

results in positive pressures in the nether regions,

evoking a more intense orgasm.

But make sure you stay well hydrated

or you might have to take a rain check.

We're left with orange.

He is quite toned.

He looks quite athletic or just very active.

Could you imagine cooking for orange?

You've said you really like to bake. Yeah, I could imagine cooking.

Do any men ever make anything for you, Elle?

Not really.

I think I've had a cup of tea in previous relationships

made for me maybe... three times in the morning.

Well, Elle, I can feel a Naked Attraction gimmick coming on. Yeah.

OK, so, boys, Elle likes to cook for her fella,

but sometimes she wants a boy to cook for her.

We're going to bring in a whisk and some eggs.

Can we please see your best wrist action in motion?

# Turn the beat around

# Love to feel the pressure... #

Orange is scared of dropping it on his balls.

I like red! Oh, red is just really going for that.

Imagine coming down the stairs in the morning to that!

Pink is very chill. Come on, pink.

Green! Oh, he's spilling it!

That's got some froth on that, green.

I've got to clean that floor! That is definitely a meringue.

I love the fact that yellow's just listening to Radio 4.

Thank you very much, boys. Smoother thumb. Well done.

Who impressed you?

Red. He seems like a really energetic fun guy.

So after all of that unbelievable wrist action, Elle,

it is decision time.

Green.

Green?! Why?!

It's fantastic, but I'm just not a huge fan of bodywork.

You are saying farewell to Nick.

He's 37, he's a spray painter from Weston-super-Mare.

That wrist action, Nick, was quite spectacular.

Well, what can I say? Do you spray paint like that?

I do spray paint like that. Very excitable!

Goodbye. Nice to meet you. Bye, Nick.

A bit disappointing, I've got quite a good wrist action

and, yeah, I think she's missing out a bit.

Coming up, Elle bares all before choosing who to date.

Elle, you look amazing!

Earlier, 28-year-old Elle whittled six potential dates down to four

based solely on naked attraction.

She can only choose one person to take on a date.

So who will she lose next?

Lots of willies...

Before we carry on, Elle, just remind us, why are you here?

The guys I attract only want one thing so... Really? Yeah.

I'm a busy mum, I've got two children,

and I am looking for a man with experience, stability. Yeah.

I like a guy that makes me laugh. Excellent.

Can we please reveal the boys' faces?

His smile!

This guy, as soon as it went up, he was giving us a big smile.

Oh, yeah, so shall we go and have a look at orange? Orange...

Looks like a happy chappy. Good energy about him.

Yeah, he's got a lovely face. Yeah. I like a strong jaw. Yes.

Yeah, he's got a good jaw.

Yellow. He's got nice sparkly eyes, hasn't he? He has.

Looks like quite a kind guy.

Pink. He's got a good head of hair.

Yes.

He looks like a cheeky chap, doesn't he? He does.

Yeah. Lovely smile.

Red.

Cheeky chap. He's another cheeky one, isn't he?

He's trying to flirt with me.

Confident. He is, isn't he? Maybe a little bit cocky.

Maybe... OK.

So, Elle, before you had your babies, what did you used to do?

For quite a number of years,

I was flying on and off to get my private pilot's licence.

No! Yeah. Wow.

I mean, you must find the uniform sexy on a pilot, surely?

Oh, it is. There's nothing more attractive than a male pilot.

Have you done the mile high club? Maybe.

I think that's a yes.

Joining the mile high club, or having sex in the air,

was first documented even before the invention of the aeroplane.

In fact, its very first members date back to the 1700s,

reportedly getting steamy while on board a hot-air balloon.

Research shows 20% of Brits who've had sex on a plane

did it with a crew member,

whilst 30% did it with a stranger.

And some have said the dip in oxygen when high up

leads to a more intense orgasm.

Who'd have thought turbulence would be such a turn-on?

Boys, Elle was training to be a pilot.

She finds the uniform very sexy on a man.

What we want you to do

is to sport a pilot's uniform

and to then remove it in a sexy way.

Are you ready? Here we go!

# Watching ever motion in my foolish lover's game... #

I think red's done this before. Ha-ha!

Very nice, yellow!

# On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame... #

So funny!

# Turning and returning to some secret place inside... #

Oh, bravo, yellow!

He did it in one. Orange? Look at the smile!

Oh! Hey!

Loving this! Coming in to land!

Oh, I could have caught that. Thank you!

Who impressed you?

Orange, hilarious.

OK. It is decision time.

Um...

Yellow.

Yellow?

Just doesn't have that strong stand like the other guys.

You're saying goodbye to Tige.

He is 30, he's an electrical engineer from Leeds.

Nice to meet you. Would you have liked a date with Elle?

Very much so, but unfortunately out of my hands.

Goodbye. Bye! Go and get yourself a beer.

A bit disappointed that I couldn't go a bit further.

I hope she gets the date she wants.

This is the voice round.

So, boys, Elle is looking for a mature man,

who can whisk her off her feet.

So, if you had a private jet,

where would you whisk her off to and why?

Orange.

Well, I'd take her to Australia and show her the real down under.

Australian? Nice.

Red? I'd take her to the Maldives,

so we can be exclusive and secluded.

Secluded. That sounds like an advert!

What did you think of that voice and the accent?

Where is it from? South Africa.

I like it. All right. Which leaves us with pink.

I would take her to Switzerland,

and then I will take her to the top of the mountain,

to show her the world.

Nice voice.

Where are you from? Persia.

Oh, he's Persian. Oh, wow.

Very interesting. OK.

So, it's decision time, Elle.

Um...

Pink.

Pink! I am a tall girl,

and he does look a little bit shorter.

You are saying farewell to Med.

He's 38, he's an airport VIP concierge...

Oh. ..from London.

Elle! Nice to meet you, Elle. Nice to meet you too.

He works for the VIP concierge in an airport.

Med, is Elle your kind of girl? Yes, of course.

Sadly, it is not going to be a date for you.

I could have given her a VIP lifestyle,

but it's a shame and good luck to her.

Up until this point, Elle, you've seen everything they've got.

Yeah. Now's the time. Yeah.

Get that tuxedo off, lady. I will! See you later.

Based on naked attraction,

28-year-old Elle has whittled six potential dates down to two.

50-year-old sports performance expert Shaun

and 27-year-old software developer Miguel.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Congratulations.

You've made it to the final two, Miguel and Shaun.

The last time you saw Elle, she had her clothes on.

Are you ready to see her with her kit off? Definitely.

Come on then, Elle!

# Bang bang into the room, I know you want it... #

Well, hello, gorgeous girl!

Wow! Elle, you look absolutely amazing. Thanks.

What do you like about your body? I love my boobs.

I had them done. Oh, did you? Yeah.

Looking magnificent. Thank you.

Shaun, what are you making of Elle's body?

Nice midsection,

amazing that she's had two kids and still in great shape. I know!

And what about the land down under?

Yeah, looks pretty impressive, yeah. Impressive? Yes.

Amazing, her boobs, her stomach she's got a great figure.

So, Elle, it is time to make a decision.

You have Shaun and you have Miguel.

Who are you going to go on your date with?

Um...

Miguel.

So what was it in the end?

I love a bit of the cockiness. I see!

Shaun - this close.

Get yourself to the land down under. Goodbye.

Well, you missed out on an older guy

with a bit more experience than the other fellas,

so maybe you'll regret it.

Are you chuffed? Definitely.

Have a fantastic date. Bye, guys! Enjoy yourselves!

I'm feeling excited, happy.

I just want to get to know her better

and just show her the real me.

Miguel, he seemed really funny and really nice,

so we'll just see how it goes.

Might have a few drinks and a good laugh.

Are you OK? You look gorgeous. Oh, thank you!

I was really excited from the moment I stepped in.

She looks amazing.

Did I look like how you thought I'd look?

You're better than how I thought you'd look.

God, love the optimism!

I still haven't stopped smiling.

Really nice guy, he said he was really excited to see me.

What's, like, your favourite thing to do?

Go out, go and dance. Throw some shapes.

Which is why you saw me dancing. The performance made me laugh.

With my dance moves, hopefully I can continue to make her smile,

with or without clothes would probably depend.

Have you got any, like, fetishes or anything?

Biting. YOU like being bitten?

I've been bitten, scratched down the back. Jesus.

I think it's going well.

I mean, I do have a cheeky smile,

so hopefully that cheeky smile can get me a cheeky kiss.

Do you have any children? No, no. What do you do?

I'm a software developer. Have you ever been married? No.

Divorced? No. You? Engaged? No.

I'm finding it a little bit difficult

to get a flowing conversation out of him.

I do feel like I'm interviewing him a little bit.

And whereabouts is it that you're moving? In Norwich.

Where's Norwich? East side.

Do you know Great Yarmouth? No?

But you're going to fly a plane? But what?

But you're going to fly a plane?

Um, yeah.

I think studying to be a pilot,

Elle would probably need to brush up more on her geography,

so she would know where to land.

So how old are you again?

I'm 27. You're a baby!

He's a year younger than me.

The youngest person I've dated is, like, seven years old than me.

Are you going to head back home?

Well, unless you want to go and grab drinks.

I'm going to go back to my hotel, I think.

OK.

Miguel's a really nice guy,

but I don't really feel like there's any chemistry there.

# I know it ain't easy, but that's OK... #

Hello! Hey...

How did the date go?

I was excited, I was smiling from ear to ear.

I found Elle's eyes attractive, and then...

Eyes or arse?

Both.

It goes from your eyes and then to your bum.

I didn't get as much information about her that I would have liked.

I felt like I was asking so many questions

and I felt like a bit of a police officer!

It was like, "Stop here, talk now." Yeah!

Yeah, I felt that I was being interrogated in a way.

I then started getting a vibe that there was a disconnect.

Obviously I chose you cos I thought that you were really funny,

but there was just no chemistry.

Are you disappointed it didn't work out?

I mean, ii would have loved to have seen where things went.

Possibly you will have missed out on walking downstairs

and finding me dancing, making pancakes or something.

Twerk for us.

Fantastic!

Will there be a date number two?

He's just not for me.

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