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In a time when serial swipers are at stalemate,

we're stripping back to basics

to help singles find their soulmates.

As we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

Oh-ho!

Wow! Oh!

..help you find the one?

Wow. Ooh!

I'm a sex-toy specialist.

What a dream job!

Willies! Oh, damn.

We like to start where a good date ends.

Ooh! Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Naked.

Tonight, a graphic designer, a chef,

and a circus performer undress to impress

for their potential soulmates.

Just let me lick your vagina.

Absolutely.

I love a blow job.

It's a disaster.

I have never seen this in my life.

I think that is a beautifully kept bush.

Cock is king.

I don't know what to say. I'm actually speechless.

Cue the music.

BAGPIPES PLAY

I would have my face in there for hours.

When we're entirely exposed in our unfiltered glory...

Grab a nice bag of fruit.

HE CHATTERS LIKE A CHIMP ..what do we really find attractive?

HE BURPS

Brilliant.

Green's loving it.

Oh! SHE LAUGHS

Wow.

I'm just taking it all in.

Oh!

I heard those balls hit the floor. SHE LAUGHS

You don't get this on Countdown, do you?

Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

where we've got enough puppies on show

to give Cruella de Vil nightmares.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Josh, I'm 24,

I'm a student from Manchester.

Growing up, from aged four all the way to 18,

I attended some pretty prestigious private schools.

The only issue is they were all boys.

My teenage life was a no-girl zone.

WHIP SNAPPING

Not only that, but I was brought up in a strict Catholic household.

# It's a sin... #

Sex and girlfriends was always a bit of a taboo subject.

Give me the strength and confidence to talk to women.

The lack of interaction with girls has definitely

affected my confidence.

I've only ever had one girlfriend.

I can be mates with girls,

but I often struggle to make the move.

Do you know where the toilet is?

Naked Attraction, if you bring the girls to me,

I might actually have a chance.

So, Josh, welcome to the show. Thank you very much.

I've got to ask you,

you're a hunky guy, why are you single?

I went to an all-boys school when I was growing up,

and then I came from quite a stoic Catholic background

where sex was quite a taboo subject.

So, I've been brought up on a diet of not really talking to girls,

and I've only ever had one girlfriend in my lifetime.

Aww. Which makes me a bit sad to think, actually.

Are you ready to play the game? Let's crack on.

Come on then. In front of you, you've got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous naked body,

just for you,

and they each have an attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them down

from six to one, using naked attraction alone.

Let's be having it. Ready to play? Oh, absolutely.

Come on, then. Please can we reveal the bottom part of the bodies.

This is literally a dream.

Oooh, this is tense.

HE LAUGHS

HE SIGHS

That's not bad at all.

Right, do you know what? I'm going to go to green.

This person's nonbinary.

Absolutely gorgeous. That is a beautifully kept bush.

It's really well trimmed.

So, this amount of hair is good for you?

I'd say, honestly, perfect.

Let's go to pink.

Lovely nails, I must say.

I think when you do up your nails... I do up my toenails, for instance.

What do you mean, you do up your toenails?

You know, just jazz them up, paint them, that kind of stuff. Do you?

Yeah. I've tried recently taking more care of my feet,

cos they can get bit callousy, and a bit crusty, I suppose.

SHE RETCHES, HE LAUGHS

What do you think of that vulva?

It's not quite sort of on show as green's, for instance.

Yeah, yeah. It's very tucked-under, isn't it?

That's absolutely fine by me.

Orange has caught my eye.

Just another well kept lady's garden.

Lovely nails, as well, actually, is what I'm seeing.

Oh, do you know what, I didn't even notice that. Yeah.

They look like claws. Blimey.

Good for scratching? 100%.

So, you enjoy that sort of rough and wild-abandon sex?

Animalistic. Yes.

So, Josh, I've got to ask you,

because, obviously, you were brought up in a religious household,

how did that impact you when it came to girls and sex?

At the start, I was quite nervous approaching girls,

always wondering whether I was saying the right things

to charm them and that kind of stuff. Yeah.

But now, I don't feel I need to suppress my sexuality...

Good man. ..or talk about it in any sort of taboo nature.

Good man. Please can I go to red?

And what do you think about this minge?

It's trimmed very, very nicely.

Well, that's a recent wet shave, I'd say, red.

Correct. Nice one.

Yellow.

It's another beautiful vagina, really.

A bit of a thigh gap. She got a lovely set of pins.

We do have a petite lady here, with blue. We definitely do,

but with some absolutely gorgeous tattoos.

Is that what you call a vajazzle?

That is not a vajazzle, Josh. What is?

A vajazzle is when you basically glue a load of jewels on your vag.

Diamantes and that? Yeah.

Bloody hell. So, that's just a piercing then.

This is a piercing. HE LAUGHS

Lovely. Josh, it's decision time.

One of these bods has got to go.

Who are you losing, my friend?

Blimey.

This is quite hard.

Orange.

Why orange?

Not quite the legs that I'm after. That's all.

So, Josh, you are saying goodbye to Sophia.

She's 23, and she's a chef from Surrey.

No way. Sophia, pop down and say hello to us.

You're beautiful. I'm sorry about this.

Could you have seen yourself cooking for him? Yeah.

I reckon I could whip you up a dish, as well.

Well, you lost your chance, didn't you? I was going to say.

Sophia, you're going to have to take that juicy booty out of here.

A little bit gutting, cos he seemed quite nice,

but obviously his loss.

Do you want to see some boobs?

Do I? Come on.

Can we please reveal the middle part of the bodies?

Crikey.

Let's go to pink.

They're quite large tits, to be quite frank. Ah.

Could you imagine yourself sort of doing some damage with them?

Yeah, I reckon I could.

Maybe soapy titwank.

Hey, now we're talking, actually. Have you had one?

Yeah, and they're a lot of fun.

You see, your eyes lit up then, Josh.

HE LAUGHS Let's go to blue next.

Absolutely love that chest-piece tattoo,

and it fits beautifully around the boobs.

It's pretty hot, I must say.

We'll go with red.

The nipple piercing is fantastic. I've got one myself.

Oh, have you? Yeah. Did it hurt?

Like hell. Oh.

I'm not going to lie. Would you agree, red?

No? Oh. You're well hard, then.

Well hard. OK.

Yellow.

Got double the fun here, as well, haven't we?

They're almost, like, shining at me, as well.

As is the belly button. HE CHUCKLES

I don't know if this is over sharing. Never on this show.

All right, wicked.

My belly button gathers quite a lot of fluff, strangely enough,

and much to my mates' annoyance, I'll just flick it at them...

Flick it out? Yeah, they get well wound up by it.

I wonder why.

Do you think you could collect the fluff in yellow's belly button?

If there was fluff, I'd be straight in there.

Josh is not alone in finding belly buttons a turn-on,

as our navels are an erogenous zone.

Research shows a T-shaped belly button

is the most attractive,

but large or protruding navels came in last.

And would you believe it, umbilicoplasty is trending.

Online searches for this belly button cosmetic surgery

are up by 250%,

with the Jessica Simpson belly button top of the list

of most requested celebrity navels.

I've drank Stella from a belly button before.

SHE LAUGHS Any food?

Not really done food, actually.

Is it something you'd like to try?

100%. That'd be quite hot.

So, bodies, we want you to adorn your belly button

with some sweet treats

to see whether it turns Josh on.

Off you go, bods.

Oh, hello.

Green's going for the heart.

Let's stuff 'em in, pink.

I'll nibble them out.

You don't get this on Bake Off, do you?

Anyone making you want to dive straight in there

and get your lips round them?

Yellow's art is absolutely fantastic.

Blue, definitely now, actually. Like the nice marshmallow centre.

Red, that looks like you've had major surgery,

I'm just going to say. I'm glad you said that.

Oh, yes, pink.

You've got about a thousand in there!

Well done, bods.

Right, Josh, who's impressed you?

Yellow seems artistic.

Has she drawn a cock?

Well, spotted. My word. HE LAUGHS

Good effort. SHE CHUCKLES

OK. You've got to make a decision.

One of these bodies has to go.

It's tough again.

Pink, sadly.

Why pink?

Maybe the boobs are a little bit too big.

Fair enough. So, Josh, this is Angela.

She's 33.

She's an entrepreneur from South East London.

My word.

Hi. Hi.

Could you have dated Josh?

No.

Angela, take your stunning breasts

through that arch. See you in a bit.

I am glad I wasn't picked

because you're definitely not my type.

Coming up, Josh bares all before choosing who to date.

Check you out.

And a brand-new singleton gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

Fabulous.

Earlier, student Josh whittled six potential dates down to four,

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one person to take on a date.

So, who will he lose next?

This is literally a dream.

So, Josh, just remind us, before we carry on, why you're here?

Growing up in an all-boys school,

and also quite a strong Catholic background, as well, has meant

that chatting to girls has never really been my forte.

Are you prepared to engage with the opposite sex now?

Because we are about to reveal the faces.

Yes. Ready?

Ready Freddie. Can we please see the faces?

Blimey.

Hello. HE LAUGHS

We'll go blue.

I like the short hair, and I like the glasses as well, I must say.

Big fan of the piercings. And you've got a tongue one.

Not bad. Bloody hell.

Where haven't you pierced then?

All right.

Let's go to red.

Again, just a lovely, cute face.

You've got quite strong lips.

Yeah, you know, you know. Yeah, she knows she's got a gorgeous mouth.

Let's go to green.

A bit of shaved and dyed hair you've got on the side.

Wicked. Black is a beautiful colour for hair. Yeah.

Certainly if it goes, like, all the way down to the back.

Why would you want it down to the back?

Seeing Catherine Zeta Jones in The Mask Of Zorro. Oh, yeah.

And she had the most gorgeous hair. Do you still fancy her? 100%.

Do you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a big fan of Chicago.

So, you're a fan of the musical?

Yeah, I'm partial to one.

Bods, Josh is a fan of musicals.

So, we want you to do your best All That Jazz.

Are you happy?

Here we go.

MUSIC: ALL THAT JAZZ BY JOHN KANDER AND FRED EBB

HE LAUGHS

Very good. This is ace.

This is excellent, honestly.

HE LAUGHS

Green and yellow, really nice moves.

Fantastic. So, Josh, we've still got yellow.

You've got a beautiful face.

You've got quite a strong... Is it called a philtrum, I think?

Oh, your little cupid's bow?

Cupid's bow - that's exactly it.

Nice eye lashes, as well.

Eye lashes have long been associated with beauty.

The ancient Egyptians darkened their lashes with coal

and ointments, and in ancient Rome,

it was believed that lengthy lashes indicated virtue.

The longest eye lashes in the world belong

to a lucky lady from China,

who believes they're a gift from Buddha.

Her luscious lashes are over 20cm long -

the same size as a Cola bottle.

Blinkin' hell.

Josh, you've got four gorgeous people.

One of them's going to have to go.

It's decision time.

Gutted.

I think it might have to be blue, unfortunately.

Blue?

You're an absolute stunner,

but maybe just a little bit too small for me.

So, Josh, this is Josie. She's 29.

She's a former ambulance care assistant from Lancashire. No way.

Gorgeous!

Could you have imagined yourself dating this beast?

Potentially. Potentially.

I'll take that, then. Ha-ha! I'm so sorry.

Off you go.

You might have thought I was too small,

but you missed out on having a lot of fun with me.

This is the voice round. All right.

So, bods, as you know,

Josh is not that experienced when it comes to dating the ladies.

What would be your best ice-breaker line to calm his nerves?

Red.

I'm also from a Catholic background,

so I think we already have a lot to talk about.

Is that right?

Quite well spoken. Oh, yeah.

Where do you want to go next? Yellow.

Being an art student, I've done a lot of life drawing,

and you'd be the perfect model.

Lovely. I'm of the opinion

that the northern accent's an aphrodisiac,

but maybe that's because I've only got one myself, and so...

HE LAUGHS Very nice.

Green.

Let me be the gentleman, and I'll take you on a date.

Ooh.

Very, very lovely.

One of these people has to go.

Who's it going to be?

This is really, really hard.

I think it's red, unfortunately.

Why red?

I'm just more attracted to green and yellow for the moment.

And that's it. Life's a shithouse, I suppose.

SHE LAUGHS Nicely put.

Josh, you are saying goodbye to Ella.

She's 19.

She's an illustration student from Plymouth. Ella, say hello.

Hi. Hi, are you all right?

Would you have liked to date this one? Yeah.

Oh, Josh, you fool! That's all right.

On that note, get out of here.

See you later, Ella. See you.

I think he's made a massive mistake.

We have so much in common, and I am a bit of a catch.

Josh, you have seen everything that these people have to offer.

Yeah. I think it's only fair that they get to see you

in the nude.

Get your jumbo cords off.

See you later.

Based on naked attraction,

Josh has whittled six dates down to two -

25-year-old graphic designer Genevieve

and 21-year-old art student Charlotte.

But only one can go on a date,

to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

So, Genevieve, Charlotte, you've made it to the final two.

The last time you saw Josh, it was with his kit on.

It's only fair, really, that you get to see him naked.

Mm-hm. Yeah. Out you come, Josh.

# I guess I got to have faith

# Mm, I got to have faith... #

Hello, my friend. You all right?

Check you out. Spin around.

What do you like about your body, Josh?

I'm actually chuffed with my own bum.

Let's have a look at your bum. I reckon it's pretty decent.

Do you know what? That is a good bum.

Charlotte, what are you admiring about Josh?

I really rate the nipple bar,

and you're very tall, as well, which is great. Cool.

And what do you think about the crown jewels, there?

Yeah. Just all-round good size.

Genevieve?

Body hair. I do quite like body hair.

HE LAUGHS

I do like the willy.

Oh, that's great news. LAUGHTER

Right, you have to decide

which person you want to take on a date?

It's either Genevieve

or Charlotte.

Which one are you going for?

It's probably one of the toughest decisions I've had in my life.

I think it's going to be Genevieve.

You're going with Genevieve! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK. Charlotte, I'm sorry.

See you later, my love. Bye-bye.

I think he had a great bod on him,

and, yeah, it would have worked out, I reckon, but not to be.

Why did you pick Genevieve in the end?

I think you're absolutely stunning, to be quite frank. Thank you.

And Genevieve, are you happy?

I'm pretty happy, yeah. I like your body. Nice one.

This is a good start.

Have fun. Off you go.

Definitely felt like there was a connection there.

I felt like he almost couldn't keep his eyes off me.

Body was absolutely fantastic.

I'm just incredibly excited.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the date.

Hopefully there won't be too many nerves.

# Dum-dum-duh-duh-dum

# All night

# When I saw you, that was it

# I was all in for the kiss... #

Hi. Are you all right?

I'm good. How are you? Yeah, I'm very good, thanks, Genevieve.

Lovely to see you again. You, too.

Your hair just keeps getting cooler, doesn't it?

I'm over the moon with my choice.

I feel like a Cheshire-cat grin right now.

Cheers, of course. You've got to look them in the eye, as well.

Someone told me you can get seven years bad sex

for not making eye contact.

I'll avoid that any way I can.

He's not my usual type, so I want to see how the night goes.

How was your Catholic upbringing?

I think, at a very base level,

my granny and mum were able to instil very good morals in me.

Have you ever been to church by any chance?

Well, my dad's Catholic, so, yeah. No way.

It wasn't a particularly strict upbringing,

but I think, similar to you, we didn't talk about sex

or anything like that at all. Really? Yeah.

I think it's going really, really well.

We seem to be connecting quite a bit.

What about your dating history?

Hit and miss. I've had one girlfriend.

That was sort of like a uni romance.

I haven't actually had that much luck.

I usually just fall hard and fast. They don't.

That's so sad. Yeah, I know. It's very sad.

I definitely fancy him more now once we got chatting.

He's definitely making me laugh.

Two hopeless romantics. Yeah. Nice one.

We're going for another drink. I can't wait for that.

Right. Link arms? Shall we go this way? Oh, yes.

Thank you. Quite the gentleman, aren't you? Yes.

I was a bit worried that me being nonbinary would put you off.

At the end of the day, Genevieve is a very beautiful person,

and so, in that respect,

what gender they are doesn't really matter to me.

I think, like, the way I act, it's more...

..more gender-nonconforming.

Like, how I said I'll be the gentleman and stuff.

I'm having a really good time. We have a lot in common.

It's super easy to chat with each other.

Yeah.

I definitely reckon there's a bit of a connection.

Hello. All right, how are you doing?

I'm good, how are you? Not too bad, thank you. Yeah?

INTERVIEWER: How did the date go?

I thought it went pretty well. I had a great time.

Yeah? I did, yeah. Yeah. There was a little kiss.

A little smooch. A little smoochie smooch. Yeah, yeah.

THEY LAUGHED Swapped numbers,

been messaging a little bit after that.

And then, I suppose just, from my perspective,

a little bit out of the blue, Genevieve just said

that they didn't really see it going any further, really.

I'm really sorry. It wasn't anything wrong with you.

I just wasn't, well, quite feeling it.

Are you sad that it didn't work out?

My emotions at the moment are a little bit of a mixed bag.

Sad that it probably didn't go further

than perhaps I was hoping it to,

but certainly not the end of at least a friendship,

I don't think.

So, that's what I'm happy for.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

where there's more bratwurst on display

than a half-price night at a Berlin sauna.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who is doing the choosing this time?

I'm Jack. I'm 28.

I'm from New York originally, but now I live in London.

For a living, I'm a performer.

Singing is my main thing.

# This is the greatest show... #

So, I was married when I was 21,

and that lasted about a year.

I still find it hard to believe that I was divorced so young.

I've learned from it.

I will never rush into something like that again.

I think I'm single because I very much wear

my heart on my sleeve.

I have no issue texting someone after a first date.

I do think I can scare guys off sometimes.

Maybe it's because I come across as too keen.

Naked Attraction, can you help me find husband number two?

This time, I want a marriage for life.

So, Jack, hello. Hi.

And welcome to Naked Attraction. Thank you.

Now, listen, I hear that you are a bit of a singer. I am.

Will you give us a bit of a tune?

# Ain't no mountain high

# Ain't no valley low

# Ain't no river wide enough, baby... #

Can I just say, round of applause from the pods, there?

Round of applause from the pods. Why are you single?

I just haven't met the right person yet.

So, I've been single for eight years now.

Wow. And I'm ready to get back into the game.

Are you ready to play? Yes.

OK. In front of you, you've got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous naked human being,

and they each have an attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them down from six to one,

using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready? I am ready.

Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?

Ooh, ankle bracelet.

Tattoo.

And cock.

Ooh.

OK.

Well, let's go to green first.

It's a nice penis. It looks girthy.

Quite a lot of pubic hair going on. That's fine.

I like the nails as well.

Green and the green go together.

So, pink. Ah. Now, I have to tell you, so pink is nonbinary.

OK.

It's a nice penis.

It's very well kept pubes,

and painted nails again.

So, what do you like to do with a penis?

I like to deep throat them,

put them in places where they go, I guess.

Any old place will do. And old place will do.

Yeah, public library. SHE LAUGHS

Oh, OK. So, red, very nice penis.

It looks long and thick.

Nice balls as well.

I like that slap you get.

Oh, do you? Yeah. I love reaching back and grabbing them.

Would you believe the size of a man's balls could correlate

to how handsome he is?

A study of primates, including orangutans,

proboscis monkeys, and humans found males deemed more attractive tend

to have smaller testicles.

Beating off their rivals with the ladies,

they don't need to produce as much sperm,

whilst uglier primates get fewer opportunities,

so need to be able to shoot larger loads

to up their chances of fertilisation.

Mm. Sexy.

Talk to me about the foreskin.

I don't mind foreskin, but I'm circumcised.

Are you? Yeah.

Let's go blue.

Very nice penis. Very shaved.

Very smooth.

Let's go to yellow.

It's a nice penis.

A penis perhaps on the more petite side?

Potentially, but again, you don't know until it's hard.

So, besides sex,

what else are you looking for?

A best friend. Yeah?

I think that makes the best relationship.

Is it true that you like to knit? I do.

Just the kind of basic stuff, like scarves and willy warmers.

Scarves, cardies, willy warmers.

Willie warmer, tea cosy, why not? THEY LAUGH

Would you like to see your partner in a willy warmer?

I mean, why not? Warm the cockles, come on.

So, bods in pods, Jack likes to knit.

Can you just give me the thumbs up if you are happy

to sport a willy warmer?

Thumbs down from green.

Not a problem at all.

Bods, on they go.

And when you're comfortable,

give us your best willy-warming pose, please.

THEY LAUGH

Helicopter straight away.

Green's getting into it. Nice.

Pink is really working that cock.

This is fabulous.

Orange has lost it. Love it.

Oh, nice, yellow!

Lovely. That was great.

Who impressed you the most?

I would say probably blue.

From the start, he was into it.

OK. So, orange, finally.

Love his big thighs.

Because I'm big, you know,

I like to feel like the one who's smaller.

Lovely dick, as well.

Right, Jack,

it's time to say goodbye to one of the bods.

Which colour is it going to be?

I'm going to have to go with green.

So, why green? I think it's the stature.

Too petite? Yeah, probably for me.

Fair enough. So, Jack, this is Alex.

He is 21. He's a media student from Liverpool.

Alex, come on down.

Wow. Look at the hair. Gorgeous.

Are you disappointed, Alex? When you see Jack?

I'm not disappointed, because one of us was going to have to go first.

It's not going to be a date for you.

Off you go.

I think I've dodged a bullet a bit,

because I don't think I'd be ready to be a second husband.

And now, it's time to reveal

the middle part of the bodies.

Give me tits.

Wow.

Wow. Wow. Look.

OK. Well, shall we go to red?

He has a great body. You can tell he goes to the gym.

Do you go yourself? I do go myself, but I hate it a lot of the time.

Yeah. I just go to look at the straight guys.

Blue. Very nice.

Ooh. Oh, look at that body roll.

I have never seen that before.

Mm. Wow. Very nice.

Orange.

Great body. Great tattoo.

Give us a spin, orange.

Ooh. Very nice.

All right. Where do you want to go next?

So, pink, great body, great body. I would say that...

Great attitude as well with the hips.

I think he's going like this.

THEY LAUGH

OK. So, it's decision time.

I think it's going to have to be...

..pink.

Why pink?

I just don't think it's my ideal body type.

So, Jack, this is Danny.

They are 25,

and they're a support worker from Leeds.

Danny, say hello.

Hi...Hi, guys. Hey, are you OK.

I'm fab. Where are you from?

Hungary. Ooh!

Is Jack your kind of boy?

He's OK.

Thank you, darling. Thank you.

Jack was cute.

All the best for you, honey.

Coming up, Jack bares all before choosing who to date.

Here he comes. LAUGHTER

Earlier, performer Jack whittled six potential dates down to four,

based solely on naked attraction.

He can only choose one person to take on a date.

So, who will he lose next?

Wow, hello.

So, Jack, before we carry on,

just remind us why are you here?

Well, I've been married, divorced,

and now I'm looking for husband number two.

Fingers crossed we've got your husband-to-be in the pod.

This is the round

where you get to see them,

they get to see you. I know.

Can we please reveal the faces?

Fabulous.

It feels like there's a bit of flirting going on, Jack.

Well, we know each other.

No way! Yeah, cos we're both performers in London.

But have you seen each other naked?

Well, I mean, your act is pretty much almost naked, yeah,

a lot of the time.

So, you've seen that cock before? Back stage.

And he can do the worm. He can do more than the worm.

He can bend so far. Can he? Show us.

Oh... Look at him, and he's still going.

Yellow's got an eyeful going on there.

Imagine that in the bedroom. It's fabulous.

Where do you want to go next?

Orange.

Gorgeous. Twinkle in those eyes.

Yeah. Definitely.

I love the hair as well.

So, Jack, do you have a normal type when it comes to your boyfriend?

Dominant, masculine, you know, has presence.

So, an authoritative alpha male? Yeah.

Yeah. OK.

So, guys, how do you feel about popping on

a police officer's uniform?

All I want you to do is pose in your most authoritative way.

Oh. Oh, hello.

Ha-ha!

Phew!

Oh. Love it.

Come on, orange. I like how he's wearing his backwards.

Oh, yeah! "I don't play by the rules."

Do you know what? I think I've been stopped by him before.

Who would you like to be arrested by, Jack?

All of them.

Thank you, boys, very much indeed.

Who drew your eye? Red.

He was giving the eyes.

Can you handle that truncheon? I think so.

All right. Where do you want to go next?

Let's go to yellow. Gorgeous.

Yellow. Love the hair, as well.

Do you like a guy that sort of

expresses himself through their hair? Yeah, of course.

Definitely. It's all fashion. Absolutely. It's nice.

Let's go to red.

He's really cute, nice eyes, they sparkle.

No, really handsome.

So, Jack, it's time to say goodbye to one of the bods.

It's decision time.

Going to have to go with...

..yellow.

Why yellow?

I just didn't think I was really kind of getting the connection

with the eyes as much as the rest of them.

This is Scott.

He is 32. He's a chef from Selby.

Scott, come down, say hello.

I bet you could have cooked me something nice.

You're going to miss out now. I know, I will.

Goodbye, Scott.

Shame he didn't pick me for the date.

We could have had some fun.

He's missed out on the chance to make me husband number two.

So, Jack, you've got three beautiful boys left.

This is the voice round.

We've seen what they look like. Mm-hm.

Now, we're going to hear what they sound like.

Do you like an accent? Yeah.

Well, I mean, you know, you're half American, half Welsh. Yeah.

Can you do a bit of Welsh?

IN A WELSH ACCENT All right, how are you doing darling?

Sit down, and I'll rub your feet for you.

THEY LAUGH

The Welsh accent is reportedly

the second most attractive accent in the UK.

In a recent study,

12% said that they found the Welsh lilt the lushest,

pipped only by the Scots.

That must be why we've all got the hots

for the likes of Welsh crooner Tom Jones,

Welsh presenter Steve Jones,

and Welsh Hollywood actor Luke Evans.

Ooh, bang-tidy.

Any other impressions?

HE SPEAKS IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE Um, yeah, I can do it this,

which is like Elmo, I guess.

And, like, a crying baby.

HE IMITATES A CRYING BABY

HE IMITATES GOLLUM And, "Oh, look at the penises.

"You want to get in there, get your face in there.

"The precious."

That is incredible. I was an only child.

OK. So, boys, Jack is looking for husband number two.

If you were going to propose to him,

what would you say?

Let's go to red.

Well, because I'm a pole dancer,

I would create a huge flash mob with pole dancing,

and I would end it sliding down your pole.

HE LAUGHS

Ooh! What did you think of the accent and the voice?

It was very nice. Where are you from, Red?

Romania. Ah.

Born in Transylvania. Transylvania? Dracula.

Yeah...Yeah. Love it.

HE IMITATES DRACULA I want to suck your cock.

THEY LAUGH

Sorry, I'm stuck in the accent, I can't get it out. Now, to blue.

LAUGHTER

Will you run with me to the circus,

and I will be the master of your ring?

That is a fabulous line.

I thought his voice was lovely.

Where are you from, blue?

I'm from Gran Canaria.

Ooh, ooh. Nice.

Orange, finally.

I want your penis forever. Do you want mine?

Aww. That's sweet and dirty.

I thought it was a very nice voice. Where are you from, orange?

London. Ah, there we go. Oh.

Easy.

Now, then, you have to make a decision.

One of them has to go.

I think it's going to be...

..red.

Why red?

I didn't feel the connection as much.

You are saying goodbye to Edward.

He is 20. He's from Brighton.

Edward, come down.

Hi, are you all right? I'm sorry, Edward.

My cock is not going to be his.

You're going to miss the eight inches.

Oh. Really? Yeah.

And girthy.

Edward, take your eight-inch cock through the arches.

Jack, you might like to deep-throat,

but you're never going to get down on this cock.

Two beautiful boys remaining.

You've seen them without their clothes on. Mm-hm.

This is the point where they get to see you without your clothes on.

Off you go, my darling.

Slip into something less comfortable.

Based on naked attraction,

Jack has whittled six potential dates down to two -

44-year-old circus performer Adrian

and 41-year-old personal assistant, Nowell.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

So, boys, Adrian, Nowell, you've made it to the final two.

Yay. Yay!

The last time you saw Jack,

it was with his clothes on.

Are you ready to see him with his kit off?

I sure am. Yay. Yeah?

Here we go. Come on in then, Jack.

Oh, here he comes.

Give us a spin.

Uh-huh. Very nice.

Nowell, what do you like about Jack?

Really nice nipples.

Really nice balls.

They look good to suck.

Do you like having your balls sucked?

I do like my balls being played with, yeah.

OK.

Adrian, could you suck on them balls?

Maybe I get lost there, isn't it?

He has very beautiful legs. I really like his legs.

This is the moment where you've got to pick

the boy that you want to go on a date with.

Will it be Adrian?

Or will it be Nowell?

Which one are you going for?

It's going to have to be Nowell.

Why Nowell?

I like his size. I like how tall he is and broad.

Adrian, I'm so sorry it's not going to be a date,

but keep on being bendy.

See you later, my darling.

Bye. Thank you.

I wasn't disappointed about it.

I did have a crush on him before, but not any more.

Oh, look at you two.

Can I just say, I can hear wedding bells?

But the next time you see each other,

it's going to be with your clothes back on?

Have a good time.

See you later, boys.

I'm really excited he picked me.

Hopefully I'll get to suck your balls.

Obviously, I'm looking for husband number two.

So, if I don't end up with a ring on my finger,

maybe he'll end up with my ring on his finger.

Hello.

Hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. You?

I'm good, thank you.

You look really nice with clothes on.

His dress sense is really nice.

I fancied him when he was naked, and I still fancy him now.

You've got really nice eyes, by the way. Thank you. So do you.

They really sparkle.

He is hot. Like, Jack's hot.

I have a question. I have an answer, hopefully.

Marriage? Yes.

You were how old?

I was 20. I liked the idea of it,

because I thought, "Oh, this is cool, you know, to get married."

I didn't really think anything of it, I guess. OK.

But it made me realise that next time I do it,

it's going to be for the right reasons.

So, this was for the wrong reasons. So, what would be the right reasons?

Love.

It's going really well.

So far, it's been really natural, and it's flowing.

What time of day is your horniest, would you say?

I am one of those people that...

..I have more energy in the morning.

For me, probably evenings.

I always feel gross in the morning.

I feel like I haven't douched, my breath smells.

HE LAUGHS I'm just being honest.

No, no, no. No, I love it.

The vibes seem to be good.

I would like the date to continue. I'm hoping it will.

Would you like to go for another drink? Why not?

# Take my breath

# Away

# And make it last forever, babe

# Do it now or never, babe

# Take my breath away... #

There's definitely an attraction and a chemistry.

It's almost effortless.

Kissing was nice. He's got very nice lips.

I am a good kisser,

but it's hard to find someone who's also a good kisser.

I'd like to see what else he can do with his tongue.

I think the fact that we both live in London

is a really good sign, cos obviously it's not going to be hard for us

to travel to each other.

I'm excited. Just going to take it from here and see where it goes.

Hello. Hello. Are you all right?

I'm good.

HE SIGHS

INTERVIEWER: So, is it nice to see each other?

Um...

..it's not the word, maybe.

The date itself went really well. I enjoyed the date.

It was fun. Like, conversation flowed.

We did share a kiss. And a kebab.

And a kebab. There was a spark.

Let's just leave it at that.

We then planned to meet the next week,

and then you said you were sick on the day.

So, we didn't meet, and we planned to meet the following week.

And then, when it happened again the next week,

that's when I got annoyed.

The first time was fine. The second time, I got annoyed.

I said I'd message you when I was better.

I hadn't messaged you.

You then messaged me on WhatsApp and then on Instagram,

and that got my back up.

And, yeah, I appreciate that my cancellations

were a little bit tardy, but that was also me trying

to want to make it happen and not cancel.

Will there be a second date?

I am going to say no

just because I think we would clash,

because I think there is that neediness from you. Uh-huh.

And I am very independent.

I can be needy and pushy sometimes. I'm sorry.

But I'm glad that we're at least at this point now, where we can

at least just talk about it and laugh about it, hopefully.

Agreed.

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