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Original subtitles

In a time when serial swipers are at a stalemate,

we're stripping back to basics to help singles find their soulmates.

As we have a more instinctive way to find love.

This programme contains adult content and full frontal nudity from the start and throughout

Can picking a partner, based solely on natural beauty...

Oh!

Wow. Ooh.

..help you find the one?

Wow. Ooh.

I'm a sex toy specialist.

What a dream job!

Willies. Oh, damn.

We like to start where a good date ends...

Ooh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

..naked.

Tonight, an electrician, a hairdresser and a cabbie

undress to impress for their potential soulmates.

Just let me lick your vagina.

Absolutely.

I love a blow job.

SHE LAUGHS It's a disaster.

I have never seen this in my life.

I think that is a beautifully kept bush.

Cock is king.

I don't know what to say, I'm actually speechless.

Cue the music.

BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS

I would have my face in there for hours.

When we're entirely exposed in our unfiltered glory...

Grab a nice bag of fruit.

HE LAUGHS LIKE A BABOON ..what do we really find attractive?

HE BURPS LOUDLY

Green's loving it!

THEY ALL LAUGH

Wow.

I'm just taking it all in.

Oh! I heard those balls hit the floor.

You don't get this on Countdown, do you?

Let's find out, by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction.

The dating show that's a bit like a jumble sale,

with some collectables, second-hand goods and a few hidden gems.

So, come on, let's have a rummage.

Inside each of these six pods, I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Rara.

I'm 36 and I'm from Herefordshire.

I am a mum and I've been single for about two years now.

The problem is,

my line of work makes it really hard to meet the right guy, because...

..I...

..am a fetish model.

# It's time to get the chains out. #

I get asked to do some pretty weird stuff.

I've been asked to make videos of me honking my car horn...

Hey, baby! CAR HORN HONKING

..blow my nose...

..pop balloons with my bum.

RARA LAUGHS

# Won't you sing me your sweet lullaby? #

Guys just assume that because of what I do,

that I'm going to be really kinky.

Or they just see me as some sort of object

to brag to their friends about.

I want to meet a guy that likes me,

for me.

# So sing to me. # HORN TOOTS

So, Rara, you gorgeous girl,

welcome to Naked Attraction.

Thank you.

Please tell me, why on Earth are you single?

Well, I'm a fetish model and I seem to keep attracting the wrong guys.

I'd like a man that is mature and open-minded,

someone who's maybe got children, as I have a son.

Let's find you a man.

Let's do it.

Are you ready to play the game?

I am ready.

All right, in front of you, you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a naked person just for you.

Oh, yes. RARA LAUGHS

And they each have an attribute

that you have said you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you've got to do is whittle them down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

OK. Are you ready to see the bottom half?

I'm ready. Here we go.

Can we please see the bottom half of the boys?

Ooh. RARA LAUGHS

Wow.

Oh... Oh.

I don't know what to sa...I'm actually speechless.

That is...quite insane.

Any surprises...

..in the pods, Rara? RARA LAUGHS

Well, Blue.

He is...working with a weapon right there, isn't he?

I mean, look at that. RARA LAUGHS

Wow. And, I mean...he's got quite little legs as well.

I mean, that is literally a third leg.

In all my years... RARA GIGGLES

That is quite impressive, really. Is that real?

Haven't had a pump on it, or anything?

RARA LAUGHS

What is it like when it's...hard, you know?

Is it a...? I...I daren't even ask.

Is it a grower, Blue?

Oh, my God.

SHE EXHALES I think that's too big.

Is penis size important to you?

Yes, but actually, I'm very small down there.

I'm...I'm shallow.

Like, there's actually like a wall that you hit,

that you can't get past.

Isn't that just called a uterus?

Maybe, but it's... I think that's your womb.

It's a wall, to me.OK. THEY LAUGH

Rara might think

she comes in short downstairs,

but, surprisingly, a recent study found

the average vaginal canal depth to be only 3.77 inches.

However, during arousal, it can elongate

to up to double the length

to allow for penetration.

Good news for most men,

with the average British erect penis size

of 5.3 inches,

but bad news for Top of the Cocks, New Yorker Jonah Falcon,

who holds the unofficial title

of the world's largest penis,

measuring 9 inches flaccid

and an eye-watering... THEY GASP

..13.5 inches erect.

I can feel a headache coming on.

Let's have a look at Yellow.

Circumcised cock we've got going on here.

Yeah, that is generally what I prefer.

I'm slightly flying off to the right there... Yeah. ..as well.

Bit of an angle on it.

So you've been manhandling it a bit too much.

RARA LAUGHS

Let's go over to Orange.

I like his balls...

..quite into small balls. RARA LAUGHS

Are you? LAUGHING: Yeah.

I had an ex boyfriend whose were very dangly

and they just used to hang out of his boxers, you know, like...

Uuh! ..yeah.

But I'd put those in my mouth. Hah.

Let's go with Pink.

Trim pubes are good and I do like giving a blow job,

so if you trim them, you're going to get more blow jobs, so...

There you go. You know, it's an incentive.

There's the incentive. RARA LAUGHS

I mean, obviously, you're a fetish model.

So what kind of thing do men tend to ask you for?

I had a guy who likes me to honk a car horn.

I mean, he's bought me an array of different horns.

So I have an air horn, I have a squeaky horn...

And you've just got to squeeze them?

Just make videos of me squeezing them. Or...or my car horn.

Just driving along and honking my car horn.

And it gives him the horn?

It must do. RARA LAUGHS

All right, let's go with Red.

Great legs... Yes. ..and shaven.

Impressive. I like the size.

It looks like it would be big, but not too big... Yes. ..for me.

So well done, Red.

That leaves Green.

He's got a nice penis.

His balls are slightly saggier...

Are they? ..than I would prefer.

They are definitely plums.

Yeah, I think... It's not too bad.

..they're not moving too far. Not too bad.

OK, it's...decision time.

One of these boys is going to have to go.

Oh, my God. This is a tough one.

Oh, I think...

..it's going to have to be Green.

LAUGHING: Why Green? I'm so sorry.

The balls are just...a bit danglier than everyone else's, so...

RARA LAUGHS

OK.

You are saying goodbye to Ryan.

He's 27.

He's an electrician from Cumbria.

Hello, young man. Heya, how you doing?

Would you have liked to have had a date with Rara?

I would have, very much.

She sounds like just like my type as well.

Thank you, Ryan. Through the green arches.

Bye.

Bit gutted to be knocked out first time, but Mr Blue is massive.

Even Anna said it was one of the biggest she's ever seen

and, obviously, she's seen a lot of dicks.

So you've still got five boys remaining.

Can we see the middle part of the bodies, please?

Ooh.

Wow.

Oh, Blue is just calling me.

Look at him, he's flexing now, I mean...

He is flexing those boobs.

There's no pizza in that tummy, is there?

Or it could all just go to his penis...probably.

RARA LAUGHS It cou... Absolutely.

I'm liking the look of Red,

because he's got very nice pecs.

Very, very smooth all over.

Do we get a little twirl?

That's a nice bum, isn't it?

And a nice back. RARA LAUGHS

He's...he's working it for you there, Rara.

You are strutting there.

What about if we have a look at Pink?

So I'm liking the ink.

He also looks like he probably

enjoys a bit of pizza and a beer as well,

which is always good.

All right, which leaves Orange.

Leaves Orange.

Loving the ink.

Bit of a dad bod, you know, cuddly.

And a little smattering of hair.

Yeah, not too much.

Well, it's decision time.

One of these boys has got to go night-night.

Oh, I know.

This is so hard.

I think I'm going to have to go for Pink.

Huh? Why Pink?

I'm just not into love handles.

Absolutely fine.

This is Nathan.

He's 34.

He's a domestic electrician from Birmingham.

Hello. Hi.

Would you have liked a date with Rara? I mean, yeah, definitely.

You're a stunning girl, obviously.

Thank you. You are. You look great as well.

Through the arches you go, my friend. Sorry. Bye. Goodbye.

Good bum. Yeah.

Clearly, these love handles are a bit too much for you to handle.

Coming up, Rara bares all before choosing who to date.

Gosh.

Magnificent.

And a brand-new singleton gets to pick a partner based

on naked attraction.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, fetish model Rara whittled six potential dates down to four,

based solely on naked attraction.

She can only choose one guy to take on a date.

So who will she lose next?

Oh.

So, Rara, just remind us why you're here.

I'm here because I want to meet a man that loves me for me,

and not just because I'm a fetish model.

You are about to see the boys' faces.

But don't forget, Rara,

they get to see you as well.

Can we please reveal the boy's faces?

Oh, I think it's going to have to be Blue again.

He's got a very kind face, genuine, nice teeth, a nice smile.

Do you think you could spot a guy's fantasy through his eyes?

Mm... I think he'd probably like a good spanking.

SHE LAUGHS

If Blue was into a bit of spanking, then he wouldn't be the only one.

Research shows that popularity in masochism is on the rise,

with the fetish receiving a 300% increase in online searches

in the last 12 months.

Less popular, but more unusual, fetishes include the zombie fetish,

sitophilia, which is an erotic attraction to food,

or the burping fetish... SHE BURPS

..which speaks for itself.

What's Orange's fantasy?

I can imagine, like, you wanting me to dress up,

furry animal or something. THEY LAUGH

He's got a nice face.

He looks like he would be a real giggle.

Let's go to Yellow.

He's got a cheeky face.

He looks like he'd be really good fun.

And he's got the longer hair going on.

Yeah, not my preference, but I think he's styled it well.

What's the Yellow's face telling you?

I don't know, maybe that he wants to make love to his car or something.

So what do you think of Red's face?

He looks like he would be very deep and loving, very kissable lips.

Oh, look at that.

What would he be into?

Probably spanking me.

I think that's a yes.

OK, you've got these four beautiful boys.

One of them has got to be binned.

Oh...so hard.

I think I'm going to have to say no to Yellow.

Why Yellow?

It's the hair. Too styled?

Yeah.

You are saying goodbye to Tom.

He's 27.

He's a warehouse operative from Mansfield.

Come down.

Hi. Hi.

Do you want to make love to your car? I don't even drive.

Sorry. Don't drive.

It's no date. Goodbye.

Definitely gutted that I went out.

If it doesn't work out on your date, give us a call.

OK, this is the voice round, Rara. Yeah. Oh.

So, fellas, Rara works as a fetish model.

What fetish best describes you and why?

Let's go with Red first.

If I was fetish, it would be role-play.

Because I can imagine doing some things with you.

Oh-ho! Nice accent.

Where are you from?

I'm actually from London.

I love role-play, damsel in distress.

Red's getting a bit too into this. Where next?

Let's go with Orange.

A stainless steel chain. Why?

I feel that us two will have an unbreakable bond together.

Like a loo chain?

More of an industrial chain so you can't break out.

Sounds slightly scary.

I quite like a Scottish accent.

Yeah. So, Blue.

I would be a food fetish because I'd eat up everything,

including you.

Oh, nice. London?

Yeah. Yeah.

OK.

You have heard what the boys have got to offer.

One of them has to go.

My God, I can't believe I'm saying this.

It's going to have to be Blue.

Why Blue?

It's that penis, it's just huge.

You're saying goodbye to Ozzie?

He's 38.

He's a cab-driver from South London.

Ozzie, come down.

Have you had this problem before with girls going,

"Oz, mate, I just can't do it."?

Yeah, their first impression is quite surprise sort of thing.

And then, like, "Nah, it's too big.".

Take yourself...and that really huge penis...out.

Oh, sorry.

The penis is probably frightened her a bit. Yeah. So it's not...

Up until this point, you've seen them without their clothes on.

Now it's their turn.

Get your wedges off, lady.

See you later.

Based on naked attraction, fetish model Rara has whittled six

potential dates down to two.

27-year-old construction manager Odane

and 27-year-old warehouse assistant Harry.

But only one can go on a date to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Congratulations. You've made it to the final two.

Odane, Harry.

The last time you saw Rara, it was with her clothes on.

That's about to change. In you come, Rara.

# Cos I'm a lady

# Oh, my God

# Show 'em you're a lady... #

Gosh.

Magnificent.

Give us a spin, lady.

Incredible.

Well, Rara, you look amazing.

What do you like about your body?

I like that I'm feminine.

So, curvy and boobs.

Odane, what are you loving about Rara?

MEEKLY: She's got big boobs.

Would you play with those boobs? Oh, yeah, all day.

Harry, come on, fella.

Booty is really, really nice. And great boobs.

Want to grab them?

And what about the vulva?

Yeah, it's nice. Clean shaven, pretty.

It's just neat. Very nice.

You now have to make a decision about which boy you want to take

on a date.

Odane,

or Harry.

Who's it going to be?

Odane. Odane.

Are you a little bit gutted? A wee bit.

Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry.

Back to Scotland you go.

Goodbye.

Oh, she is really attractive.

And she is a short girl and that's what I'm into.

Let's have a look at you two.

Next time you guys see each other, it's going to be with your clothes

back on. Off you go.

Have fun. Thank you.

She has a really nice smile and a voluptuous body.

Who know, who know? Anything can happen.

I hope it could lead to something else.

Hopefully we're going to have lots of fun and lots of flirting.

# I saw the fire in your eyes... #

Hello.

You look nice with clothes on.

You do too. Thank you.

Odane looked amazing with his clothes off.

He looked even better with them on.

He's the full package.

You've got a Porn Star Martini? I have.

It's a good drink. It is, isn't it? It is.

She's really pretty. She's fit.

Do you have children? Yes, I have two sons.

Do you? Oh, awesome. It does mature you, doesn't it?

It really does.

It's really attractive that he's got kids,

because that's exactly what I was looking for.

Oh, look at you.

So it's perfect.

What do you think about me doing fetish modelling?

I think it's pretty interesting, to be honest.

When I'm not working, I'm pretty normal.

I didn't know much about fetishes.

That's a bit out there, but, yeah, we'll explore more.

Probably, if I had a fetish for you,

I'd like you to be, like, if someone kidnapped...

Oh, yeah. You come from, like, a super-rich family.

And you're trying to maybe bribe your way out of the situation.

Definitely fancying Odane.

# That's just the way you make me feel... #

You have such pretty eyes.

Oh, thank you.

We have this pretty flirtatious kind of chemistry thing going on.

Porn Star Martini, right?

They chose the passion fruit for it because it's a aphrodisiac.

Oh! Very charming.

Very good looking. Nice smile.

# That's just the way you make me feel... #

Mm, yeah. SHE LAUGHS

So that's good.

Oh.

Well, I think the date went really cool,

like, she made me laugh a lot.

The date has been amazing.

Definitely want to see him again.

He's what I came here to find.

So very happy.

# It must be love on the brain... #

It's been a lovely time.

Would you like to meet up again sometime, maybe?

Yes, definitely, good.

That'll be good.

I think I'm definitely going to go in for a kiss at the end.

# And that must be love on the brain... #

You've got nice lips... Thank you.

# I can't get enough... #

Hi. Hi.

How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

Not bad. Not bad.

INTERVIEWER: So how did they go for you both?

We have a nice date, didn't we? Yeah. Yeah.

We went for a drink afterwards, which was nice.

Yeah. We had a couple of kisses.

I did the the passion fruit thing, didn't I?

Oh, yeah. Your smooth move.

It was fun, but it sort of fizzled out, really.

I actually did text you, like the weekend after, just seeing

how you were and you just said that you were going out or something

and that was it. She's not my biggest fan right now.

I am, it's fine.

I'm not going to cry about it again.

I hear you. I hear you.

It'd definitely be nice to stay in touch.

I mean, I've got your number, you've got mine,

but you are quite crap at communication.

So I can imagine it would be like one or two texts a year.

That's why I've been single for so long.

I'm just really not really good at the texting thing.

For me, I've actually had an epiphany and realised

that I enjoy the single life too much.

I'll just remain so until further notice.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction, where, not for the first time,

the words "golly", "blimey" and "does it go in?"

will be used in the same breath.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing this time?

My name is Zeus.

I'm an image retoucher and I'm from Norwich.

I'm a nerd, absolutely.

And proud.

# I'm nerdy in the extreme... #

My favourite hobby is Dungeons and Dragons.

# I'm a champion of D&D... #

It's all about the fantasy of the role-play.

You can be someone small, shy, bookish,

or you can be a big, strong buff man.

It's entirely up to you.

I've always played a male character.

Maybe that's why I love it so much.

I actually identify as a trans man,

although I have not yet transitioned.

I've been single since I came out four years ago.

How do I date as a man?

I have no idea.

It's like a dog who goes, I'm going to get the bone

and I'm so excited to get the bone.

What do you do once you get the bone?

Well, I don't know.

I haven't got that far yet.

Finding someone who is into Dungeons and Dragons

or role playing would be a massive turn on for me.

Naked Attraction, make my fantasies a reality.

Zeus, welcome to Naked Attraction.

You are perfect. Oh.

Why on earth are you single?

Well, I am a trans man.

I am a man.

And dating when you are a man,

but you look like this can be a little more difficult.

I want somebody who can look at my body the way that I am now,

and then also the body that I will have later down the line,

still accept me, think, yeah, that's great.

And we celebrate that.

So would you say that you are a bisexual man?

Yes, I would.

Do you know, it sort of feels like you're a person looking for a person.

Do you Know? Funnily enough, yes.

That works for me.

So in front of you, you see six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous, naked person just for you.

Mm-hm.

Each of them has got an attribute that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you just bit by bit.

All you've got to do, Zeus, is whittle them down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready to play? Let's go. Let's go. Here we go.

Can we please reveal the bottom part of the bodies?

Oh, OK.

Oh, my.

Wow.

I'm spoilt for choice.

Oh, my goodness.

You know, I'm really intrigued by what's going on with Pink.

There's a lot there, isn't there? There's a lot.

Huge balls. ZEUS LAUGHS

Have you got experience with plums this big?

You know, I haven't.

This is a new one for me.

Something that you just cup and play with.

I mean, it's tempting, isn't it?

It's just so tempting.

Oh, yeah.

I'll go have a look at Yellow.

This person is nonbinary, so it's they-them.

What are you feeling about them?

I am liking how many nerdy gaming, anime tattoos that there are there.

That is. That's great.

I'm a nerd.

I play Dungeons and Dragons a lot.

OK. Let's talk about this person's vulva.

Everything looks very neat and very tucked away, doesn't it?

Like if things hang down, if things are tucked away, doesn't matter.

I mean, you get your face in, you get your face out.

That's what it's all about. Exactly.

It's the hokey cokey.

Lovely. Let's have a look at Green.

Yeah.

This person is nonbinary.

They've got the bit of pubic hair there, incredibly neat.

It leads down to where you want to go. Absolutely.

So long as they're comfortable with me getting in there.

Oh, yeah, yes.

Admittedly, I've had one girlfriend, so expert,

probably not, but enthusiastic, I can't deny.

Enthusiastic, right, Zeus, where next?

I'm feeling Blue. Let's go for Blue.

We have they-them, nonbinary.

I like the end, it's a nice shapely end, like there's foreskin there.

Always a bit of fun.

Do you have a preference on penis size?

No. What's more important to me is somebody who is confident

with their body and someone who is not afraid by a sex toy.

A fan of a toy, Blue.

I'd say so.

Let's go for Orange. Yeah. I want to look at Orange.

Oh, no hair at all. Everything's clean shaven.

OK, everything looks just quite neatly tucked away.

Very, very pretty vagina, I'd say.

Yeah. Oh, give me Red.

Red.

I'm noticing there's nail polish going on. That turns you on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It shows that someone is more open with who they are.

Can I just ask you?

Cos I imagine that Zeus isn't your given name.

So where did you get Zeus from?

OK, my birth name is Susanna.

Och, my nickname was Suez.

Suez backwards is Zeus.

There we go. OK, make sense.

Anything else?

I mean, Red's got a nice penis.

Yeah. There's length there.

Zeus, it's decision time.

Oh. One of these people has got to go.

Oh, gosh. OK.

It's going to be Orange.

Why Orange? The thighs.

It's not 100% what I would go for.

The legs are just not the right shape for you.

It's not... Not quite.

We are saying goodbye to Paola.

She's 43.

She is a sales adviser from Dublin.

Hello. How are you? Hi. I love your voice and your laugh and your face.

Oh, gosh, thank you.

Off through the arch of doom.

By, Paola.

What have I done?

Zeus, we might meet again when you complete your transformation,

and you might appreciate my Italian woman body.

You have got five lovely people remaining.

Can we please reveal the middle part of the bods in pods, please?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

I want to look at Red again.

I really, really like pecs a lot.

Like, they don't have to be super muscly.

Yeah. I just love them.

Lovely. I'll go have a look at Blue.

I like their nipples, actually. Do you?

Yeah, they're very little.

They're tiny, they're such titchy nips.

Oh, a little twist, little squeeze.

So for you inside a female body, do you have sensitive nipples?

I do still at the moment. Yeah.

I'm fully aware that later down the line, you know,

I want top surgery, I want that done. Yes.

Nipple sensitivity may go down quite a lot. Let the nips go.

Exactly. Absolutely.

25% of trans men opt to have top surgery to create

a masculine looking chest.

Breasts are removed and the nipples and areola are resized,

reshaped and repositioned.

For under 5% of trans men, phalloplasty surgery is key.

A penis is constructed using skin from the arm, thigh,

back or abdomen.

A penile implement is then fitted so patients can achieve an erection

and have penetrative sex.

Let's go and have a loot at Green. Green. Yeah.

Oh, there's piercings.

I'd definitely be up for playing with them.

Exactly. That's why you got the hands in the middle there like this.

"Thank you." Yeah. OK. Right. Moving on.

We've now got Yellow. Yellow.

Oh, there's more tattoos. Oh, wow.

That's amazing. Oh! Wow.

Oh, and the tail!

ZEUS LAUGHS

A little bit of a devil maybe, a little bit naughty,

a little bit cheeky. OK.

Do you think that Yellow looks like they might be up for sort

of fantasy role-play with you?

I mean, going by all the tattoos? Yeah.

What's your ideal that perhaps you've not actually tried yet?

Doctors and nurses.

I mean, Dr Zeus, I guess it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

I can feel a little bit of a naked attraction moment coming on.

Bods in pods, we want you to cover yourselves in bandages to see

whether you can get this doctor a little bit hot under the collar.

Here we go.

Get your stethoscope on now, Dr Zeus.

Green's done this before.

It looks like Pink needs something urgent.

Yellow appears just to have turned this into a fashion item.

Blue's not having a good day.

Red's got something going on in the crotch.

Got an injury on his foreskin.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, boy.

There's simply nothing else for it,

somebody's going to have to get in there.

Really?

Thank you, gang.

So, Dr Zeus, one of these people is going to have to leave your ward.

Oh.

Pink.

Why Pink?

It's a lot to handle in the balls.

OK.

You are saying farewell to Nick.

He's 28 and he is an actor from Norfolk.

Nick, come and say hello.

As an actor, Nick may well have been into the whole role-play with you.

It was fun playing patient, so.

I'm sorry that I wasn't the role-play partner for you.

I'm afraid you're going to have to take the enormous plums

out of the studio.

Farewell.

The balls apparently were quite heavy, quite large,

but I am actually quite proud of that.

Coming up, Zeus bares all before choosing who to date.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, trans man Zeus whittled six potential dates

down to four based solely on naked attraction.

He can only choose one person to take on a date.

So who will he lose next?

I'm spoilt for choice.

Before we carry on, Zeus, just remind us, why are you here?

It's been difficult dating with the female body that I have.

And I'm looking for someone who will accept me now as I am,

with this body, and will accept me with the body I have

further down the road.

Absolutely fair enough.

This is the face round.

Not only do you get to see them, but they get to see you.

Can we please reveal the people's faces?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Ah!

Oh, my gosh.

Who's catching your eye?

Yellow.

I really like Yellow's face.

The eyes. I'm feeling cheeky vibes now.

You have gone very giddy, young man.

Very giddy.

A naughty schoolboy.

Where do you want to go next? Let's go for Red.

Is there make-up going on on the eyes? Oh, yes.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, don't mind facial hair. Not anything, you know, too wild.

And, obviously, on your journey in the future,

is it something that you would consider? Oh, yeah.

I've already got a little something trying to grow at the moment.

Oh, yeah, so you've just got a little bit.

This has been going on for about,

it's like a little bit of a week now.

So are you taking some hormones? I'm not at the moment.

OK. My testosterone levels are naturally a little bit higher.

It's something called polycystic ovary syndrome. Yeah.

Polycystic ovary syndrome, or PCOS,

affects one in ten British females where a higher than normal level

of the male hormone androgen is produced.

This can cause weight gain, difficulties getting pregnant

and for 70% of sufferers,

unwanted hair on their nipples, tummy and face.

For some, it's just unwanted fuzz,

but if you're a trans man, then it could be your buzz!

Let's go and have a look at Green. Hello.

I love, like, the little bit of hair that's going on up at the top.

Horns. Horns.

Yeah, yeah.

Horny hair.

Oh.

Are you liking this person's horny hair? You know, I am.

I am.

Are you a little devil, Green?

Oh, blimey, Zeus.

Oh!

Leaving Blue.

Oh, the hair. It looks thick. It looks nice and luscious.

Oh, ethereal.

Lovely. OK, decision time.

Oh! Who's it going to be?

Oh!

OK.

It's going to be Yellow.

I feel like they're perhaps a little too naughty and wild for me.

This person is Lee-Anne.

They're a social media influencer from Leicestershire.

Lee-Anne, pop down.

I'm disappointed cos he's really attractive.

But I am a bit too crazy at times, so I understand.

It's not going to be a date. Goodnight.

Thank you. There they go.

Oh, look at that tail wiggle.

It's a shame we didn't get to go on a date

cos I'm a right horny devil in the bedroom.

You've got three people remaining.

Now this is the voice round. Mm-hm.

Zeus is a big fan of a fantasy role-play games.

If you were to act out your fantasy, what would it be and why?

Let's go for Green.

I'm just a damsel in distress who needs a man who knows

how to handle a sword to come and rescue me.

Oh. I'm the man for the job.

You're the man for the job. I love that.

ZEUS CHUCKLES What did you think of Green's voice?

Really soft. Yeah.

OK.

Where now? Give me some Red.

I'm very versatile, and I'd probably rather you just choose the scene,

and then I'd play the game.

Ooh! That's a nice accent.

I like that. It's a Northern Irish accent.

Ooh!

It's getting you a little bit excited.

Mm-hm. Who next?

Let's go, Blue.

I was going to say I'd brew you a love potion,

but I can guarantee if you picked me, you wouldn't need it.

Oh, I'm getting witch and warlock vibes.

Definitely a warlock.

Do you like that, Zeus?

Yes, I do.

Right, you are doing the right thing, Blue.

One of these people is going to have to leave you.

It is decision time.

Green.

The voice is, like, a little too soft.

You are saying goodbye to Harry.

They're 22.

They're a hairdresser from London.

Harry, come down, say hello.

I'm sad to go because you are absolutely gorgeous.

Oh, no.

You're so fit.

It is not going to be a date.

Thank you. Thank you, bye.

He seems like a really nice guy.

He did send me out because of my accent, which, to be fair,

I also hate, so I can't blame him for that.

You've got two amazing people left.

Yeah.

You've seen everything they have got on offer.

Get those sneakers off.

We will see you shortly. Oh!

Based on naked attraction, 27-year-old image retoucher Zeus

has whittled six potential dates down to two -

26-year-old commercial analyst Tony

and 20-year-old student Rohan.

But only one can go on a date to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Here we are, the final two.

Tony, Rohan, congratulations.

The last time that we saw Zeus, he had his clothes on.

Zeus, show us what you've got.

# Look out cos here I come...#

Well, hello, young man.

Hello. You have a fabulous body. Thank you.

How are you feeling?

I mean, strangely liberated. Really?

Yeah, this feels very freeing. It's quite nice.

Tony, what do you make of Zeus's body?

Really like it.

Skin looks very soft, and I like your smile.

And, Rohan, what are you making of Zeus' body?

I think you've got amazing thighs and you've just got a lovely

figure in general. You're very good looking.

Oh.

Zeus, it's decision time.

You have Tony and you have Rohan.

Who's it going to be, Zeus?

Oh, boy.

Rohan.

What clinched it in the end for you?

Your personality is shining through there.

ZEUS LAUGHS

Amazing. And, Tony...

I'm a little bit disappointed.

I'm sorry, but it is not a date.

Thank you. Goodbye.

It's obviously not great finishing second best.

I'll take it.

How are you feeling, Rohan?

Astounded, to be honest. Are you? Yeah.

Please have an amazing night.

See you later.

He's gorgeous.

I couldn't ask for better, really.

Amazing thighs, really lovely bum as well.

Yeah, I think it will be a fun date.

The hair, oh, the hair.

Plus also, his little nipples.

I haven't been on a date as a man, it's going to be so much fun.

# I can't feel my face when I'm with you

# But I love it... #

Hiya. Oh. Hi. Oh, my gosh.

How's it going? Oh, it's going great.

How are you doing? Yeah, good, thanks. Bit nervous.

Oh, yeah. Just a bit. Just a bit.

My God, you look great.

The earrings, are they frogs?

They are frogs.

Yes.

That outfit was so pretty, I felt shown up, but in a good way.

Are you happy that I picked you?

I'm very happy, yeah.

I was stood in the pod and I was thinking, "Pick me, pick me.".

THEY LAUGH

I think he's incredible. He's honestly stunning.

And just a really, really lovely person to talk to and get to know.

You're nonbinary, like,

you do seem very much like a go-with-the-flow kind of person.

I like to think so. I'll take it as it comes, really.

Yeah.

Do I fancy Rohan?

Yes. I do.

I've been very obvious and open with liking Dungeons and Dragons.

Yes. Yes, you have, that's fair to say.

So I'm assuming you're into that.

I've actually never played.

I know, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to have deceived you, I'm sorry.

Will you teach me?

Yeah.

I play Dungeons and Dragons all the time

and they're going to play it with me.

What about role-play?

Interesting question.

Never done anything like that myself in the bedroom.

But, yeah, you know, clearly it's something Zeus would like to do.

So it sounds like fun to me.

I mean, the doctor thing, my housemate studies medicine.

She's got a stethoscope and a lab coat.

I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

I just feel really comfortable around Rohan.

They seem to like me and I definitely like them.

Do you want to get out of here?

I'm really boring and I'm old.

I want to go to bed.

Have you had a nice time? I've had a really, really lovely time. Yeah.

Yeah. He was feeling very tired.

Maybe the older man likes to go to bed a bit earlier.

I want to message them and ask them to go on another date.

Hello. Hey.

THEY LAUGH

INTERVIEWR: So what happened on the date?

I thought the date went very well.

We got on really nicely.

It was a fun time.

Being able to go on a date as a trans man was really great

because even though I'm pre transition,

you still look at me and go, "Yeah, that's a man.". Yeah.

It was a really good thing to be able to have.

What's happened after the date?

We've been chatting a little bit over the last two weeks.

It's more of a friendship vibe,

like slipping into a pair of nice shoes.

The spark and the fire just is not there.

It's a shame, but it's how I feel.

A little bit disappointed it didn't work out.

I was open to going further if you wanted to. Yeah.

I think we do get on really well as friends.

# We'll sing your song together... #

I feel like I could just have a conversation

with you and just have a stupid, silly time.

I've got you into Dungeons and Dragons now. Exactly.

I'm officially a nerd.

I'm really happy to keep this going as it is.

I'm happy, too. I'm glad.

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