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In a time where your online profile

defines who, how and where you date,

we strip away the likes and the swipes,

leaving only the unfiltered truth.

As we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

Oh. Wowzers.

OK.

..help you find the one?

Ah! Wow.

This is the first time I have seen a vagina.

Yeehaw! Whoa-ha-ha!

We like to start where a good date ends...

Time to see some poon-poon.

..naked.

Tonight, a teacher, a demolition worker, and an engineer

let it all hang out for their potential soulmates.

Come on. Let's see them! They look like they've got babies in there.

What is that?

Lick the lizard.

Right, I'm looking for the dick that I want to suck for the first time.

Would that hurt me though?

I had 17 piercings.

You had.. I've only got six now.

I've never had a tit wank before.

We know it's what's on the inside that counts...

He can make his cock move.

Oh, my God.

But you've got to like what's on the outside first.

Woo!

You're what I call sex on legs.

They're bangers, innit?

So you're the queen of the blowjob?

Blimey.

It's time to try dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction.

And like a good Enid Blyton book,

we've got seven singletons looking to be adventurous

with Dick and Fanny.

Now, inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Ian. I'm a 75-year-old

retired engineer from North Yorkshire.

For 30 years, I was definitely straight,

one woman man.

I was married to Gloria for 31 years,

a long and happy marriage.

After Gloria died,

I started to come out as a nudist.

The biggest secret that I've got

is my sexuality.

I found that men were more interested in me than women,

so why cut out half the population?

I'm absolutely hopeless at dating.

And I wouldn't know a chat up line if I fell over it.

Last time I went on a date

was probably 1975.

I've now been so many years on my own,

it is probably time to find another relationship,

and enjoy life while I can.

Ian, welcome to Naked Attraction. Thank you.

You are our oldest ever picker,

at 75 years old.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I did want to get it on my bucket list.

What are you looking for, Ian, in your new dating partner?

A companion. Mm.

Someone that will share my...

..um...lifestyle.

Which is?

Well, I'm a nudist, first of all,

and I've given up caring about what people think.

Would you prefer to have perhaps a man or a woman?

I'm open-minded.

Good man.

So, in front of you,

you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them

is a naked individual

just for you,

and they each have an attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you have to do is whittle them down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready to see the bottom half of the bodies?

Ooh!

Here we go.

Oh.

Where would you like to go first, sir?

I shall go to blue.

Are they sequins?

They are. So that is known as a vajazzle.

Oh! Have you come across a vajazzle before? Never.

Could the jewels get in the way, do you think?

Well, if it's a fixture, possibly.

Well, I'm not sure they're permanent.

Where else would you like to go to?

I shall have a look at orange.

A PA.

What's a PA?

Prince Albert. Oh, I see.

Oh, and other piercings. Ooh!

You know I had 17 at one time?

You've got piercings?

I've only got six now,

but one of them is there.

SHE GASPS

The Prince Albert is a popular

choice of male genital piecing,

but not the only one.

There's also the frenum, through the skin of the shaft,

the dydoe, through the ridge of the penis head,

and the gooch,

a horizontal piercing of the perineum.

Something Guinness world record holder

Rolf Buchholz from Germany knows plenty about.

He has 453 piercings,

with 278 in the genital area alone.

Oof, ja!

Can I have a closer look at green?

Of course you can.

So, what do you like?

Well, the shaved pussy I like.

I think pubic hair gets in the way.

Says a man with a beard.

Yeah, well, I shave from the neck downward.

So, you like to see everything on display?

I don't want the good bits to be hidden.

I see.

All right. What do you make of pink?

I just like the general form there.

It's all in proportion, isn't it? Yeah.

Do you like to play with the penis?

Yes. Good.

Have you had a lot of experience with that?

Somewhere in-between.

OK. Lovely.

What do you think about red?

Are you open to a curvy, sexy woman?

Yes.

She looks intriguing.

Let's move on to yellow, then, Ian.

Yes.

So, here we have another gentlemen.

So, if you saw that on one of your nudist beaches,

would you be impressed?

I would go up and talk to him

and perhaps share a few beers with him.

Fair enough. OK.

You're spoilt for choice,

but you're going to have to lose one person

based on naked attraction alone.

Blue, I'm afraid.

Blue!

Sorry, blue. You're saying goodbye to the vajazzle. Why?

Although I found the vajazzle interesting,

it's hiding.

I see.

Well, Ian, you are saying farewell

to Jane, who is 67.

She is an entertainer, and she's a charity fund raiser from Berkshire.

Jane, come down. Say hello to us.

Hello. I'm so sorry.

What a pocket rocket Jane is. Yeah!

Now, I've got to ask you about the vajazzle.

How long does that take to put on?

Well, it takes about one second,

but I'm worried how it's going to be when I take it off.

Go on. Let's see. Is it going to...? Huh! Oh, there you go.

There's the vajazzle gone.

Jane, thank you very much indeed.

Get yourself and your crown jewels...

Just wanted to say I'm Janie B, naughty OAP.

And I didn't get picked as you can see,

but I'm still as happy as a honeybee.

Oh, hey! Lovely! Goodbye, Janie B!

He seemed very nice.

I think he likes the more voluptuous lady,

and good luck to him.

Well, in this next round, Ian,

we get to see the middle part of the bodies.

Can we please reveal the torsos?

Who do you want to go to?

Let's have a look at green.

So, what do you think about this lady's bosoms?

I think they're just right.

Well proportioned. Yeah.

One thing that she might not have...

I do like very pronounced nipples.

Oh. So, shall we look at red?

So, what is it about a pronounced nipple?

Why do you like them to be a little bit more erect?

Well, it's not that they're erect, that they're bigger.

Oh, I see. Well, it's something to tweak, isn't it?

Well, there's a pronounced nipple, surely, with pink.

Possibly, yes.

A bit on the hairy side.

Really? Yes.

I like an un-hairy person.

So, can I ask you, Ian,

when was your first experience with a man?

Probably about five years ago.

Right, OK.

I went to stay at a resort that just happened to be run by a gay couple.

Being a nudist resort, of course, we were all naked,

and temptation and all that, you know, so. Ooh, I see.

So your first experience was probably when you were about 70?

Probably, yes. Yeah.

Did you manage to have sex with somebody on that resort, then?

Just playing, really. Just playing?

Yeah. OK.

So, let's have a look at yellow.

Could you see yourself just playing with yellow?

Yes, I could.

LAUGHTER

I think yellow is quite keen.

All right. It's decision time.

You're going to have to lose another person.

Now, this is just based on physical attraction, Ian.

Who are you going to say goodbye to?

I'm afraid it's going to be pink.

Pink!

Why pink?

The hairiness. OK.

You are saying goodbye to Mark.

He's 53, he's a warehouse operative from Swindon.

Mark, come and say hello to us.

Oh, sorry. Hello, young man.

Would you take your body hair off or do you prefer just to be me?

Just me. It's not going to be a date with Ian this evening,

but take your fuzzy body through the arches.

Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Goodbye. Bye.

Ian, it wasn't meant to be,

but I'm not changing for anybody.

Coming up, Ian bares all, before choosing who to date.

Ian, you do surprise me!

And a brand-new singleton gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, 75-year-old bisexual Ian whittled

six singletons down to four, based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one to go on that date.

So, who will he lose next?

Just remind me why you're here. What are you looking for?

Looking for companionship. Yeah.

It can be a bit more than that.

Could be a man or a woman?

I like to be friends with everyone, as I said earlier. Oh, I see.

OK, perfect.

In this next round, Ian, you're going to get to see the faces.

Can we please reveal the people's faces?

There we are.

What are you thinking, Ian?

Look at orange first.

He's got some very interesting traits.

There's the tattoos, there's the piercings.

Oh, and one in the tongue as well. Ooh!

Bit like an elf, really.

A bit like a sort of cheeky pierced elf.

IAN LAUGHS

Ian, just tell me, at 75, you have lived a bit, haven't you? Yes.

What's the wildest thing you've done?

There were 195 of us

went on a roller-coaster in Blackpool in the nude.

We set a new world record. Oh, my word.

In a recent survey, one in four people in the UK claim to

have swam or sunbathed in the nude at some time.

3.8 million people describe themselves as naturists.

This is roughly the same as the membership of

the Church of England - although not necessarily the same people.

Famous fans of life in the buff are Dame Helen Mirren,

Kevin Bacon and Brad Pitt.

Where else would you like to go to?

Let's have a look at red.

She's laughing so much.

Do you like somebody that's bubbly and positive? Outgoing.

Outgoing? She's giving you the thumbs up.

That shows personality, does that.

Look at this fine young man.

So, what do you think of yellow's face?

He's got a lovely smile.

Fairly youthful person, I would guess. He is.

What is yellow's expression saying to you?

That he's comfortable.

Finally, let's move across to green.

Look at this beauty!

Do you like longer hair?

I like long hair. I like the tattoo.

I like the body.

Right, Ian.

You're going to have to lose one of these fabulous people.

Yeah.

It has to be orange.

Why orange?

Just a bit more tattoo than I expected.

Nice bloke, though.

So, you're saying goodbye to Bill. He is 61.

He's a retired biology teacher from Aylesbury.

Bill, come down and say hello.

Could you have seen yourself maybe

walking down a nudist beach with Ian? Yeah, easily.

Oh, Ian, what a shame.

I'm so sorry.

Take care. Tonight is not the night.

I thought I was on for a winner.

It's a bit of a shame, but my art is not what he was looking for.

So, Ian, you've got three gorgeous people left...

I have indeed. ..and this is the voice round.

So, Ian is a very good wood carver.

So, he has brought something with him today. Isn't that right, Ian?

It looks a bit like you. That's amazing!

So, you carved this? I might not have got some of the details right,

but... Oh, it's not far off!

Right, guys.

Ian is very good with his hands, and he's looking for somebody

else that might be expressive with their hands.

You have got a lump of clay.

You have got a short amount of time to create something spectacular

to impress Ian, and I want you to tell us what you've made, and why.

On your marks, get set, create!

This is like a sort of naked Generation Game,

isn't it, Ian? It is, yes.

Yes, I can see three very, very different inspirations here. Yes.

HE CHUCKLES That's one word for it.

Hell of an action there, yellow.

Red, what the hell is that?!

Green's finished already.

She's very good with her hands.

I've never seen one that big.

Until now!

Red, I dread to think.

Right. Time's up.

ANNA LAUGHS

OK.

Green, could you tell us what you've made and why, please?

HUSKY VOICE: So, this show is very much about the appearance,

but what is really important to me is whether you have a good heart.

That is lovely.

Brings a lump to my throat.

What do you think of this magnificent woman's voice?

Very nice voice. And I do like the sentiment as well. Yeah.

Going from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Red, put us out of our misery. What is it?

It's supposed to be a cat.

Because I'm a pussy cat in the day and a tiger at night.

Ooh! Raar!

I thought maybe it was a crowd scene, actually, but...

And what are you thinking of red's voice, Ian?

Mellow. Nice and mellow.

All right. So, from the lovely pussy in red...

..to yellow.

What have you made and why?

IRISH ACCENT: A cock.

And this will also bring a tear to your eye, and a lump in your throat.

And this is a true reflection of me normally.

That's impressive, Ian.

What do you think of his voice? Nice lilt.

Yeah, there's a lovely lilt, isn't there? Yes.

So, Ian, I'm afraid you're going to have to say goodbye to one.

I think I'll have to say goodbye...

..to the pussy.

Why red?

Lack of artistic merit, I think. Oh, is that what it is?

So, Ian, you are saying goodbye to Denise.

She is 65, and she is a support worker from Middlewich.

Come down with your crowd scene.

ANNA AND IAN CHUCKLE

So sorry to lose you, but... Somebody's got to go. Yeah.

Someone's got to go.

Do you know what, Denise?

Can you take yourself,

your pussy and your crowd scene off this studio floor?

Farewell! Bye!

I'm really disappointed.

Ian would have been putty in my hands if we'd have gone on a date.

Right, Ian, you heartbreaker.

These guys have seen you so far with your clothes on.

The next time they see you, it's going to be with your kilt off.

Take yourself and your wood out of here.

Based on naked attraction,

Ian has whittled six singletons down to two -

57-year-old procurement manager Veronica,

and 55-year-old cabin crew member Alan.

But he can only choose one to go on that date, to find

out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

Veronica, Alan, congratulations.

You're the final two.

Now, the last time you saw Ian, it was with his kilt on.

Are you ready to see the oldest person yet that we've

had on Naked Attraction, in all of his glory?

Come on out, Ian.

Oh, good lord!

Ian, you do surprise me! Golly.

Check out that bling!

First of all, Ian, I've got to say, I think

you've taken everybody by surprise with the crown jewels there.

It's 8 millimetre.

Ooh! Starts off quite thin, like these. Yeah?

And you work it up.

That's got to hurt.

Now, Veronica, what are you making of Ian's body, and his piercings?

I actually love Ian's beard.

Very good in Christmas.

I'm not sure that Santa had a cock ring like that, did he, Ian?

Well, if he did, he probably hung a bell on it.

Oh, well, there is that!

Alan, what are you making of Ian's body?

That would bring tears to your eyes and a lump in your throat.

Very impressive.

All right, Ian.

This is the moment where you've got to pick the person you want to date.

So you're either going to go out with Veronica or Alan.

Veronica.

So why did you pick Veronica in the end?

It was the heart.

Do you know, that's such a lovely sentiment.

Alan, I'm so sorry. Win some, you lose some.

Off you go, my friend.

He's a very good-looking gentleman for his age, but he's not my type.

How are you both feeling? Excited.

And, Ian, you liked the sentiment of Veronica and her heart.

That was so touching.

Have a brilliant time. I can't wait to hear how it goes.

Off you go.

I'm really looking forward to going on a date with Ian.

There'll be gin involved, and, I'm sure, good conversation.

So, what's there to miss?

She's got lovely breasts, nice hips.

I shall wait to find out if there's chemistry.

I hope there will be.

Oh, wow.

Hey, how are you doing?

Fine, thanks. Good to see you.

She looks stunning.

Good to see you with clothes on again.

Well, it's the first time I've seen you with your clothes on. I know.

Just to get it out the way, I'm a trans woman, OK?

Oh, brilliant.

You're all woman. I am all woman.

I thought there might have been a possibility that she might

have been transgender, but I definitely fancy Veronica.

How long were you married? Tell me about that?

31 years, and died of cancer in the end.

And she chose to go...

TEARFULLY: ..in the end.

He got a bit tearful, didn't he?

He obviously loved her dearly.

And that's when I started into nudity, you see? Yeah.

Because she didn't approve of it.

Would I ever persuade you to venture into it?

You probably could.

I have to say, I'm not prudish.

I would love to take Veronica to a nudist beach.

In fact, I would be honoured to.

I think I would be the envy of the whole beach.

Beaches are not good for me.

The sand gets in my cracks and things, you know? Yeah.

It's very good for self esteem, because of body confidence.

For a lot of my life, I didn't have that confidence that I have now.

Well, you have a stunning figure, so you should have.

And you have very bad eyesight.

I've been to Specsavers.

Would you like to meet again?

Sadly, I think the age probably is a little bit too big.

The age difference? Yeah.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

To friendship.

Cheers. Cheers.

Ah, hello. Good to see you again. And you. Yeah.

You haven't got a kilt on. You've got trousers on.

I know. It makes a change, doesn't it?

So, how did the date go?

I think it went quite well, actually.

I found you quite good company.

It's a pity, as you said, that I was too old, but there you go.

I am a great-grandad. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

Anyhow, we're friends, hopefully. Yeah.

I mean, we swapped numbers, didn't we?

We did, and we've texted each other.

Yeah, yeah.

Was there any chemistry on the date, though?

I did fancy Veronica on the date.

I fancied her even more when she was naked, but that's another thing.

He was very complimentary.

I felt very flattered.

He made me feel special.

By the way, you are special.

Oh, thank you.

No, I think we will stay in touch, at least virtually. Yes.

Carry on cracking on doing what you're doing, Ian, because...

Right. ...we're only on this planet once, so make the most of it.

We are.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction.

The show that takes audience participation

to the very next level.

Inside each of these six pods, I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.

But who's choosing this time?

I'm Kerry, I'm 30.

I've just recently moved to Aberdeen,

but my dating game is pretty poor.

♪ And I would walk 500 miles... ♪

Moving to a new city has been very difficult.

I've never lived in Aberdeen before, so I don't know where to meet men.

When it comes to dating men, I don't exactly have the best...history.

SHE LAUGHS

I went on one date.

A couple of rounds in, he runs out of money,

and I had to foot the bill for the rest of the night.

I was seeing a guy for a while, then every time we went on a date,

he would end up in a fight.

GLASS SMASHES

When it comes to guys, I do like a musky, manly smell.

I could live in a man's underarm.

SHE LAUGHS

I've just moved to a new city, but my dating game is seriously rusty.

Naked Attraction, can you please help me

find someone that can handle me?

So, Kerry, hello! Hello, hello. And welcome to the show.

Thank you. How are you feeling, you gorgeous girl?

I'm feeling very excited.

Why are you single?

Well, I've just moved to Aberdeen, so I'm the new girl in a big city.

OK. And I just haven't been able to find anyone yet.

So, you are looking for fresh meat?

Fresh meat. Fresher the better.

OK. So, are you ready to play the game?

I am as ready as I'll ever be.

In front of you, you've got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous man, totally naked,

and they each have an attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle them down from six to one,

using naked attraction alone.

OK. Do you want to see the bottom half of the bodies?

Yes, please. Yes! Come on, then.

Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?

SHE GIGGLES

Oh, OK.

Ooh!

SHE LAUGHS

Blimey! I've bet you've not seen this in a while.

I haven't seen any penises in a while.

How long for? It's been over a year, so.

ANNA GASPS

There's been a drought. Yeah, there's been a drought.

OK. Where do you want to go?

Wee-ha-ha!

Um ...m looking at orange.

Come on, then. Long foreskin.

Oh. I've had that before.

Are you a fan of a long foreskin? I don't mind.

As long as he can fill it? Yeah.

That's what we need to know. And can you fill it?

Yeah, OK, cool. He can fill the foreskin.

What do you make of blue?

So, skinnier legs. I don't mind a skinny guy.

Quite a veiny penis there, isn't it?! Yeah, it is, actually.

So, that would be like a strong erection... Good strong...

I can imagine!

What do you like to do in the bedroom?

Like I have been known to give foot-wanks.

Really? In the past, yeah. Just as a bit of fun.

Anybody up for a foot-wank here?

No! Oh, no, yellow's like, get those cheesy feet away from me!

So, what do you make of yellow?

Got some pubes on the go. He's got some pubes.

I don't like baldies.

The things is, I don't have any pubes, but it's like,

when it's no pubes and no pubes together,

it doesn't really work.

Red. Red, yeah, no pubes.

Balls look a little bit small for my liking.

Really? What is it about big balls that you like?

You know, like the... Oh, the pendulum.

A bit of slapping, yeah.

Are they slappers, red? Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

What do you make of pink?

The cock's lovely, good bell end.

Ah-ha! Which I love!

What is it about the bell end? You know, like a good door knocker.

Right. OK. So, a good helmet.

Knocking on heaven's door! OK.

SHE LAUGHS

So, anyway, green?

That looks fine, yeah. A good head on it.

So, good penis. Mm-hm.

The balls big enough for you, Kerry?

Yeah, the balls are big enough, yeah.

All right. So, Kerry.

It's decision time.

One of these fellas has got to go.

Right. OK. Erm...

I'm going to have to say yellow.

Why yellow?!

Because he said no to the foot-wank.

I mean, there you go.

So, you like the penis, but it was no to the foot-wank.

So, this is Jack.

He is 26, he's an engineer from Derby.

He's looking great.

Jack, come and say hello. Sorry, Jack.

Honoured.

What do you think of Kerry? Yeah, she's a nice girl, yeah.

She's a pretty girl. Jack, do you know what? I'm so sorry.

Off you go. Nice one. Take care. See you later. And you. Bye.

See you later.

Not one for feet. I wouldn't like her feet on my cock.

So, yeah, I wouldn't go with that. No chance!

OK. Five lovely men remaining.

Can we please reveal the middle portion of the boys?

Ooh!

Oh!

I'm going to start orange.

Enough chest hair there, I'd say.

I like chest hair, like, you know, for nuzzling in and lying down. OK.

Is there anything else about men that you really, really love?

Oh yeah, like, I love the smell of a man.

You know, just like that dirty, musky, sort of...

Man smell? Man smell, yeah.

The sort of smell of sweat. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Body odour can indicate the health and potential for reproduction

of a possible mate.

The attraction varies during a woman's reproductive cycle,

and is at its most appealing during ovulation.

Men are aroused by a variety of different smells,

mostly related to food.

The most attractive combos are lavender, and vanilla,

and liquorice, and, of course, doughnuts.

Right, on to blue. OK, we're going to blue then, yeah.

I like nice fresh little pink nips.

Mm-hm. So, what is it about the pink nips that you like?

I do like to bite nipples.

Do you? Yeah. SHE LAUGHS

OK. Blue's saying I'm cool with that. Yeah.

I've been told off a lot by ex-partners for...

"Get off me, get off me!" Really?

And I'm like, yeah, and I'll say to them

I would cut off your nipples, and fry them and eat them.

Right. I just like...

I think I can feel a challenge coming on, to be honest, Kerry.

Boys, as you've just heard, Kerry likes to bite

and play with nipples.

We're going to give you some nipples clamps and see

whether or not you're up for putting them on.

Shall we get started? Pinch!

♪ Huh, huh, hahhh!

♪ Pump it! ♪

Those pegs look worse than the clamps.

There are some clamps that also vibrate.

SHE GIGGLES

Are they feeling good, green? Thumbs up?

Yeah? Yes?

I think pink's done this a million times. Yeah, hasn't he?

Oh, he's tightening them!

That's not the first time he's done this, is it?

He's holding it in. Yeah, he is.

I mean, there's a slight shake and a slide wobble there, Kerry.

Oh, green!

They do look heavy. Yeah, they do!

SHE LAUGHS

And release.

OK. It is decision time.

Which one are you going to say goodbye to?

Uh...

Oh!

Red.

I'm sorry, red, but it's just because of the pegs

instead of the clamps, and the fact that you don't have any pubes.

So, Kerry, this is Mindas.

He is 34.

Aww! He's a construction site manager from London.

Come and say hello to us.

I'm really sorry.

Tell me about the pegs. Did they hurt?

A bit, yeah, man. You get used to it.

Well, I'm sorry, it is not going to be a date.

Another day, my friend. Goodbye.

Thanks. Good luck. And you. Bye. See you later!

I thought girls liked it shaved.

I didn't realise that girls like pubes on it.

So, I did a mistake on that.

Coming up...

Kerry bares all before choosing who to date.

Um...

Earlier, waitress Kerry whittled six men down to four

based on naked attraction.

She can only choose one man to go on that date.

So, who will she lose next?

Wow.

Just remind us, Kerry, why are you here?

I've just moved up to Aberdeen, so I'm new in the city,

haven't been able to really find anyone.

So, here you are? Yeah, so here I am, yeah.

OK.

This is the round where you get to see the boys. OK.

Let's reveal the boys' faces, please.

KERRY CHUCKLES

Wow.

Where do you want to go first? I'm going to go blue.

I like the long hair.

Very well conditioned, blue. Prefer the manes.

You like a fella with long hair? Yeah...

Yeah, and I like facial hair as well, so.

Oh, you do? Yeah. Lovely.

OK. Orange.

A little less hair than I would usually go for.

Well, you're going from, you know, one extreme to the other.

Cheeky face, yeah, definitely.

What do you make of pink?

Lovely smile. I like the face, the facial hair, so, yeah.

I like the scar on your face, makes you look like a badass.

Yeah. Ooh.

And also, you've not had sex in a year. Mm-hm.

But when you do get down to it... Yeah.

..what positions do you enjoy?

I'd probably say doggy is my favourite,

where you can get like a wee hair grab in there as well.

In a recent study, the eagle, with the man in top,

and the woman with her legs in the air came out as the UK's fave

position, especially with Londoners.

Elsewhere, Edinburgh preferred the '69.

In Belfast, it's all about the missionary position,

and in Milton Keynes, they prefer doing it standing up.

Saves all that spent on those roundabouts.

OK. That leaves us with green.

Oh, green.

You're cute, aren't you?

SHE CHUCKLES

So, you got the vibrating nipple clamps

and you've got a girl that's into a foot wank.

Your thing?

THEY LAUGH

OK.

We've got four men remaining.

I know. Oh, God. You've seen their bodies,

you've seen their faces. Mm-hm.

One of them is going to have to go.

I'm thinking...

Ooh.

I'm probably going to have to say orange.

Why orange?

It's just the hair.

Oh, really? Yeah.

So, it's not sounding good for you, pink.

KERRY CHUCKLES

So, the lack of hair on orange.

Say goodbye to Ash.

He's 28, he's a trade salesman from Weymouth.

Oh. Ash, hop on down.

Hello, hello, are you all right? Yeah. Gorgeous body.

Thank you. You're gorgeous as well. Thank you.

Just a lack of hair? Yeah.

Take your arse out of here.

Kerry, if it doesn't work out with them guys,

there's plenty of adventure in my bedroom. So, come and find me.

In this round, Kerry... Mm-hm. ..you get to hear their voices.

OK.

So, boys, as you've heard, Kerry is a fun and up-for-it girl.

Her favourite sex position is doggy style.

What is your favourite sex position and why?

Pink?

Stand up, doggy, over the car bonnet,

cos any ride's better than walking.

KERRY LAUGHS That made you laugh.

Oh, yeah.

What do you think of his voice? Well, yeah, it's all right.

Who do you want to go for now?

Green.

None in particular. Just everything and anything goes.

Do you like the sound of his voice?

Yeah, I like a northern accent, yeah.

I'm intrigued by blue. I think we all are.

Blue, what's your favourite sex position and why?

I'm going to say reverse cowgirl, because anybody loves a ride.

Right, OK. Do you like the sound of his voice?

Yeah, it's nice. OK.

Well, I mean, you're not going to be doing a lot of talking, are you,

really, by the sound of things?

So, one of these fellas is going to have to go.

Who, is it?

Oh.

Blue.

What was it about blue?

He just seemed a little bit shier than the rest, I'd say.

So, Kerry, this is Chris.

Oh. He is 35, and he is a health care assistant from Chester.

Aw. Chris, hop on down.

Are you shy, Chris? Not especially.

No? I am not a shy person at all.

Chris, of you go.

Farewell. Thanks, Chris.

To say I was little bit gutted,

it's not quite the right word.

I'd probably say a "lottle" bit gutted.

OK, listen, Kerry.

The fellas, you've seen everything that they've got. Uh-huh.

I think it's only fair that they get to see you with your kit off.

Get to see me, yeah. Get your sling-backs off, lady.

Based on naked attraction, Kerry has whittled six men down to two.

23-year-old demolition worker, Daniel,

and 40-year-old lorry driver, Jamie.

But only one can go on a date to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

So, Daniel, Jamie, how are you both feeling? Very relaxed.

A bit nervous at the start but I'm all right now, yeah.

All right, the last time you saw her, it was with her kit on.

Are you ready to see her in the nude? Yeah. Yeah.

Come on then.

Out you come, Kerry girl.

Hello. Hello. I'm a lot shorter in real life.

Pint-sized perfect lady.

Look at you. You look amazing.

Thank you.

What do you love about your body?

Erm, I like my legs.

Anything else?

My vagina's like, kind of neat.

So, Jamie, what do you make of Kerry?

Nice legs, vagina, nice breasts, pert bum as well.

OK. And then of course we have got Daniel.

Perfect. Gorgeous, yeah,

blonde hair, boobs, everything, just perfect, yeah.

Now, this is the moment where you've got to pick the fella

that you're going on the date with.

So, you have got Daniel and you have got Jamie.

Which man are you going to go for?

I'm going to pick Daniel.

You're going for Daniel? Sorry, Jamie. Why Daniel?

I don't know.

There's something that just like the top of your body is like just

a really, really nice shape.

You know, you've got a little bit of the baldness on the go.

Are you a little bit gutted there? I am actually, yeah.

Thank you so much, Jamie. No problem.

It's not going to be a date, but goodbye. No problem.

Take your perfect body out of here. Enjoy yourselves.

I'm pretty pissed off it's come down to something minute,

when I could actually grow hair if I wanted to.

Hey, you two, how are you feeling? Yeah, I'm happy, I'm buzzing, yeah.

Yeah? Kerry. Yeah, I'm all good, yeah.

I'm happy with who I chose.

Well, listen, you guys go and enjoy each other on your date,

and please let me know how it goes.

Yeah. Have fun, you two. Thank you. See you later. Bye.

Night.

When Kerry first came out, it was her boobs, instantly,

reacted to them straight away.

There's more than a handful I can handle, love it.

It's been just over a year since I've had sex.

Maybe Daniel could be the one to break the dry spell.

I'm not sure yet. We'll see how the date goes.

Our couple wanted to have a proper romantic date.

So, we made sure they tested negative for Covid first.

KERRY CHUCKLES Oh. You all right?

Hello. How are you doing? All right, thanks.

Nice to see you clothed. Oh, yeah. Oh, you smell amazing.

Do I smell good, yeah? You all right?

Yeah, I wasn't sure how you were going to be dressed,

but you're looking not too bad. Do I look all right, yeah? Yeah.

Because it was the first time I'd seen him fully dressed,

I wasn't sure what to expect, but he's dressed very smartly.

Gorgeous. Different seeing her with clothes on, yeah.

What is it you do then? Demolition.

Oh, really, demolition man.

What do you do? I'm a waitress.

A waitress, yeah? Yeah, waitress.

Nervous, me, still. Are you? Yeah. Oh, no, just chill out.

Deep breaths. There's nothing to be nervous about.

It was the first time I've ever been on a date with someone that

I've never met. Yeah.

He seems very nervous.

I don't know why, is it me?

SHE LAUGHS

What would you say is like the craziest thing you've done then?

Have you had like threesomes and that?

The most I've had is a fivesome, yeah. Really? Yeah.

How was that? How many girls and how many guys?

There was three girls and me and my mate, yeah.

Oh, right, not bad. What about you?

The most I've ever had was a threesome.

Was that with two guys or two...? Two girls.

Was it? Bloody hell.

SHE GUFFAWS

I am straight. I am a 100% straight but.

What was that like? It was, yeah, it was good. It was fun.

Would you ever, two guys? A threesome with two guys?

Yeah, that's the dream, ain't it?

THEY LAUGH

Is it?

Hopefully it goes well and we can go out after here.

The date's progressing,

seems as thought he came out of his shell a lot.

I'm glad you picked me anyway. Yeah.

No, I glad I picked you as well, definitely.

Well, I'm hoping we'll end up having a few more drinks

and see where it goes from there.

So, how did the date go?

The date went all right.

Like, Daniel was pretty nervous to begin with.

For most of the part, it was just me talking.

So, what happened after the kiss?

We came back to the hotel, so then there was like a bit of romance.

Yeah, it was good, yeah, it was fun. Yeah, we had a good time.

It was good.

We have tried to get in contact with Daniel,

and he is not returning our calls.

LAUGHING: No way.

To be honest, I'm not surprised.

I feel like a fucking prize prick.

I travelled all the way from Aberdeen,

like, it took me eight hours.

He said to me, like, "Oh, it's only a ten or 15 minutes' drive."

He could have at least the decency just to show up

just for like a wee bit, but hey ho.

If you had a message for him right now, what's your message?

SHE LAUGHS

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