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- When it comes to finding the perfect partner,

why beat around the bush?

We're stripping back the filters and the clothes

as we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...

- Oh, my God.

- [Anna] Help you find the one?

- Wow.

- Anything you can do with a boob, I can do it.

- You can do it? - I can do it, yeah.

- You've got a face full of fanny.

We like to start where a good date ends...

- Lovely.

- That is a lot of breasts.

- [Anna] Naked.

Tonight, a pipefitter, a beauty therapist and a joiner

let it all hang out for their potential soulmates.

- Oh oh, gosh.

- Kind of got a donkey cock.

- Hmm.

- And if their nails aren't clean

then you know that's not clean.

You don't want an HB pencil poking you.

- I'm going in.

Oh.

When we're entirely unfiltered...

That is buried treasure, isn't it?

What do we really find attractive?

- Nice bit of girth on that penis.

- You are very much a lesbian virgin?

- Yes.

- Buy one, get one free.

- This is just too much.

- Let's find out by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the dating show that makes all of

our parents so proud.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up six brave singletons,

standing completely in the buff.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

I'm Hope,

I'm a 25-year-old model from Birmingham

and I absolutely love wrestling.

Woo!

I love the atmosphere of every event.

I've been all over the world to watch it

and it's just absolutely crazy.

I'm really into wrestlers but they're no good at dating.

I want to find someone that's a bit more like me.

I always pick the wrong guys.

Well, it's definitely not the wrestlers I want.

They are not good for me at all.

- They're surrounded by a load of girls

who are just gonna wanna know their name.

- Feed their ego, yeah. - Exactly.

- I absolutely love anything to do with

computers and gadgets.

I love fixing little gadgets and playing my Xbox,

and I'm secretly a nerd.

I need someone who's ready to be able to enjoy my company

in my house, in my pajamas, with my hair in a bun.

There's got to be someone out there for me.

- Hope, hello, welcome!

- Hello.

- So, you are a model?

- [Hope] I am.

- Why on earth are you single?

- Because I like wrestling

and the wrestling crowd are not the ones for me.

I need someone who's a bit more down-to-earth.

- [Anna] What kind of wrestling are you into?

- Pro wrestling, so WWE kind of things.

- So what's the fascination?

- Just, it's like watching Emmerdale but with gymnastics.

It's ridiculous.

- Well, are you ready to play the game?

- I haven't seen a man's penis in a long time

so I'm excited to look at them.

- Well, we can end the penis drought.

- Please. - Here we go.

In front of you, you will see six colored pods.

Inside each of them is a really hunky chap,

totally naked, just for you, Hope.

- Just for me.

- And they each have an attribute that you have said

you find physically attractive.

All you need to do is whittle them down

from six to one using naked attraction alone.

- I'm ready.

- Let's see some cock.

[funky upbeat music]

- Oh, wow.

That is a lot of penis in one room.

Woo.

- [Anna] What are you thinking right now, Hope?

- I'm really looking towards Yellow.

He's got quite a strong stance.

He's got all right thighs, they're quite nice.

I like big thighs.

That's quite a nice penis, to be fair.

- [Anna] Where else would you like to go?

- [Hope] Orange.

Ooh.

- [Anna] Take it in.

- Thighs, penis, everything looks nice.

I'm going to have a look at Green.

He looks tall.

- [Anna] Yeah, he's a tall fella.

- Well, he's got lots of tattoos I can see those.

And he's got quite a bit of pubic hair going on.

He's got slightly skinnier legs,

but they're still quite nice.

Have a look at Red.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Not a lot of hair on the thighs

but they're big, they're nice.

- [Anna] Yes.

- It's a standard willy.

I mean, they're all pretty nice willies.

- How adventurous would you say you

are in the bedroom, Hope?

- I guess I'm pretty adventurous,

there's not many things I haven't tried.

Bit of rough stuff, butt plugs.

- On your partners?

Or is it on yourself?

- On me I like them on me. - You use them on you?

- Yes. - Do you?

Are you hearing this, boys?

Would you like a butt plug to be used on you, fellas?

[laughing]

Butt plugs are sex toys designed

for insertion into the rectum.

In men, butt plugs can stimulate the male G-spot

and, in women, they can create pressure on the back wall

of the vagina, intensifying orgasms.

And, for those enjoying double penetration,

using butt plugs whilst also having vaginal sex

can fulfill threesome fantasies

without the awkward morning after moment.

So, Pink...

Pink's looking pretty cocky, isn't he?

- He looks quite proud.

It's like he's standing...

There you go.

I got a turn.

- Now, where haven't we been?

- [Hope] Blue.

- Let's go and have a look at Blue.

- He's got a lot less pubes.

He's got nice legs, really nice legs.

- And he said he would love a butt

plug later on, didn't you, Blue?

[laughing]

Okay.

All right.

So, Hope, it is time to make a decision.

You're going to have to lose one of the fellas.

- Oh, no, this is going to be really hard.

I think...

Green.

He's nice but just a little slender.

- This is James and he's a 28 year old

flight operations controller from Cambridge.

How are you?

- I'm very well, how are you?

- Hello.

- You look great.

- He is quite cute now, I'm a bit upset.

- Is Hope your kind of girl?

- Absolutely, absolutely.

- [Hope] I'm sorry.

- James, I'm so sorry.

- That's all right.

- Off you go, my friend. - Take care.

Feeling gutted to go first but she

said I was quite cute it was

yeah, it was nice.

- [Anna] We've got five boys remaining.

Now, in this round you get to see

the middle part of the bodies.

- Okay.

[funky upbeat music]

Wow.

That is one tattooed man.

Hmm, I want to see Blue because that's a lot of tattoos.

He's got nice arms.

- Cheeky. - He's cheeky.

- You like that? - I like cheeky.

- Okay.

- I really like Orange as well.

- [Anna] Come on, then.

- Oh oh, and he's oh, wow, okay.

You can't go wrong with that, can you, really?

- It's a party trick.

- He's got a nice v-line, too!

Been out with, oh, hang on.

That's a very nice bum.

Oh, my God.

- Fellas, you are going to need to up your game here, boys.

Spin round. - Oh!

- Give us a wiggle.

Pink's giving it a little bit of a twitch.

- He's twerking, I think. - He is!

- Oh, my.

Oh, Red's got a really nice bum.

- Spin back round again.

Is Red too hairy for you?

- I don't like really hairy chests.

- [Anna] Oh.

- Because it makes me itch when I lie on them,

but I might sacrifice that for the bum.

- [Anna] Okay, lovely.

Pink?

- [Hope] Well, he did twerk.

He's a bit too wild, I think, for me.

- Ah, so, are you wild, Pink?

Yes.

- A little wild okay.

- So, speaking of wild, just talk to me more about sex.

- Well, there's lots of things I'd like to try.

Like, I'd really like to try food. I really love custard.

- Custard?

- Yeah, I'd love to try it.

- Are you up for that, fellas?

A little bit of custard being licked off you?

I happen to have some.

Okay.

- People who are into food

in the bedroom are called sploshers.

- So I could become a splosher?

- Yeah.

Where shall we go?

- Orange.

- Oh.

Step forward, please, Orange.

Okay, so, do whatever you want, my love.

Splosh away.

- Oh, I'm going to cover you in that.

- Ooh. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

- [Anna] You're a born splosher.

- Oh, I am born to be a splosher.

There we go.

- Okay. - Big lick.

- Mmm tongue feels nice across the little abs.

[laughing]

- How does it feel, Orange?

Are you liking that?

- Oh, no. - Oh, it's going up.

- [Hope] It is.

- I'm glad it's just his thumb that's gone up.

[laughing]

Just let Auntie Anna just clean you up a bit, sweetheart.

It's like doing a baby.

Okay who else do you want to splosh?

- [Hope] Yellow.

- Step forward, please, Yellow.

- Oh.

- Deep intake of breath there, Yellow.

Yellow, your balls have definitely just tightened up there.

She's going in.

Mm oh, he's got a nice stomach, too.

- I feel responsible for you.

All done.

Okay, there you go.

Well done, Hope.

You've broken your sploshing virginity.

So, Hope, it's now time to lose one of the boys.

Who are you saying goodbye to?

- I think...

[dramatic music]

I'm going to have to lose Pink.

He's a little too wild for me.

- So, Hope, you are saying goodbye to Daniel,

and he is a 32-year-old retail manager from Birmingham.

- Hello, sorry.

- No worries.

- Oh, straight in!

Oh, hello.

- There you go.

- [Anna] Daniel, where did you learn to twerk like that?

- It's self-taught, actually.

- The twerking was just too much for Hope.

- What can you do?

- Thank you very much indeed.

- I appreciate it thank you, guys.

- Take that perfect bottom off.

- It didn't twerk out this time, Hope.

Incredible.

- I was really gutted about missing out on the custard.

I love custard.

- [Anna] Coming up, Hope bares all

before choosing who to date.

- Oh, this is really hard.

- [Anna] And a brand-new singleton

gets to pick a partner based on naked attraction.

- Ooh!

- Earlier, 25-year-old model Hope whittled

six men down to four based on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose one man to take

on a date, who will she lose next?

Hope, just remind us again why you're here?

- I'm a really big fan of wrestling

and the wrestling crowd are too

egotistical and too over the top.

I want someone that's a bit more down-to-earth.

- [Anna] Okay, well, you are about to see the boys' faces,

but don't forget, this is where they also get to see you.

[funky upbeat music]

- Oh!

Very surprised, but pleasantly, yeah.

- Who would you like to go and look at?

- I'm going to go back to Orange.

It's a nice face, strong jawline.

- So he's definitely giving you a look, isn't he?

- He has got great ears.

When I go to sleep, I like to rub the lobes of the ear.

- Sweet.

Orange, would you like somebody just to rub your ears?

- [Hope] Oh, he'll let me. Ooh.

Oh, that's quite nice! - Yeah?

Ear lobes are not just a place to whisper sweet nothings,

they're also an erogenous zone.

Highly sensitive due to numerous sensory receptors,

ears can be ignited by a caress, a nibble, or a lick.

And if you're obsessed with female lobes in particular,

you're said to have Gynotikolobomassophilia

both a sexual fetish and a triple word score in scrabble.

Who else's ears would you like to scissor?

Blue has just given you a wink.

- He is, he's got little ears.

Ooh, they're soft! - [Anna] Soft?

Okay do you think he's naughty?

- Yeah, course he is.

- Yeah, I mean, look at him.

- Yeah, a good naughty.

We'll go round, we'll go Yellow.

He's just given you a right up

and down look there. - I know, I saw that!

It's okay, I'm giving him the same.

- Okay, you two are definitely flirting.

I'm going to stop it right here.

Let's move in to Red.

- Yeah, he's really handsome.

Hmm, he looks friendly, but like

a good, cheeky-friendly still.

They're all a bit cheeky, really, all of them.

- They are all cheeky.

Okay, you need to make a decision who you're

going to say goodbye to, Hope.

[dramatic music]

- This one's really hard, actually.

I'm going to have to say goodbye to Yellow.

- [Anna] Yellow?

- He looks too friendly.

Yeah, he's a bit of a good boy.

- This is Liam, and he's a 28-year-old

pipe fitter from Rochester.

- Come on, hello. - Hi.

- I'm so sorry.

- That's all right.

- Are you a good boy, Liam?

- My friends wouldn't say so.

[laughing]

- I'm sorry, it isn't going to be

a date for you tonight, Liam.

- Can't be for everyone, can I?

- Off you go, my love.

- She covered me in custard and then

she licked it off, which was nice, yeah.

I thought she liked me, clearly not.

- Okay, well, you've seen what they look like.

In this round, you get to hear what they sound like, Hope.

- Okay. - Now, fellas,

Hope loves wrestling.

If you were going to be a wrestler,

what would your wrestling name be and why?

- We'll go to Red.

- I would call myself Domination,

because I'd have you tapping out before the count.

- That's quite cheeky.

He's, like, holding me down.

- [Anna] Would you like that?

- Yeah, that's nice.

- [Anna] What do you think about the voice, though?

- Subtle and deep.

- Subtle and deep?

- [Hope] Blue.

- I'd be called

The Knacker-whacker cos...

[laughing] It's what I do.

- I, do you know what, I just missed that.

That was like the speed of light.

Do your knacker-whacker.

Hope, I mean, is that sexy?

- You know what, it is now.

- Yep.

- [Anna] What do you think of the voice?

- He sounded polite, the action wasn't polite.

- Ooh, Orange, you've got an awful lot to live up to.

- So, my wrestling name would be Stormbreaker

and that's because when I come, I come with the thunder.

[laughing]

- [Hope] That's brilliant.

- Okay, so it's time to lose one of them, Hope.

And don't forget - the two that remain

will get to see you without your clothes on.

[dramatic music] - Okay.

I think...

I'm still going to be sad about this,

but I'm going to have to say no to Blue.

That knacker-whacker just frightened the life out of me.

- Please, welcome, the amazing Tony,

who's a 41-year-old joiner from Leeds.

[laughing]

- [Hope] I'm very impressed still.

- Absolutely devastated.

Absolutely, you're what I would go for.

- I sort of feel like I just need

to see a knacker-whacker just one more time?

Thank you very much indeed.

Goodbye. - You're beautiful.

Absolutely devastated.

She was perfect argh!

- You have got two lovely men remaining,

and the next time they see you

you are going to be completely

starkers, lady. - I am.

- Off you go.

Based on naked attraction, 25-year-old model Hope

has whittled six men down to two.

28-year-old workshop manager Liam

and 24-year-old energy consultant Jack,

but only one can go on a date to

find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Liam, Jack, congratulations,

you've got down to the final two.

I want you to size up the competition.

What do you envy?

- He has got a good bum, he has.

I checked that out before. - Oh, thank you.

[laughing]

- I like the beard as well.

- [Anna] What about Jack?

- I think that's quite obvious,

it's the length of the penis.

- Yeah, I mean, he's got quite a chap there, hasn't he?

Last time you saw Hope, she had her clothes on.

Looking forward to seeing her naked?

- Yep. - Certainly am.

- Come on then, Hope, out you come.

First impressions, please, of Hope. Jack?

Incredible.

- [Hope] Thank you.

- Tits are obviously a good size,

your fanny is very neat,

nice, appealing vagina.

- Marriage material, definitely.

- Oh, really?

Ah, now that's quite sweet. - That's sweet, isn't it?

- But what do you think of her tits?

[laughing]

- Perfect, yeah absolutely.

- I think it's fair to say that both these boys

in a second would date you, Hope,

but you need to make a decision.

This time, you're deciding who you want to take away.

[dramatic music]

Liam

or Jack?

Oh, this is really hard.

Erm...

I'm going to go with Liam.

- [Anna] What clinched it in the end?

- The face, his is just cute.

- [Anna] So, the face won out in the end?

- Yeah.

- Okay, so it was face over cock?

So, Jack, it isn't going to be a date with Hope.

- Come on, bring it in.

- Thank you, Jack. - Goodbye.

I was packing and Liam wasn't,

so maybe that's why she didn't pick me.

She probably thought she couldn't handle it.

[chuckling]

- How you both feeling?

- I'm ecstatic, to be honest.

- Are you? - Yeah, definitely.

- I'm excited.

It's going to be fun.

- Well, do you know what?

Next time you see each other,

you're going to have your clothes back on.

- That's all right.

- To see whether you actually get on.

- Thank you very much. - See you later.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- I really fancy Hope.

I thought her body was incredible.

I'm really looking forward to getting to know her, actually.

- Ahead of the date, I'm quite excited.

There was quite a selection of different guys,

but I have definitely picked the best one.

♪ Crawling under my skin

♪ Always drawing me in

♪ I won't stop remembering it all ♪

- Hello. - Hello.

- You look amazing.

- Thank you so do you.

He's cute and smiley, and I think he might like me.

- So, now you've seen me naked,

what do you think of me with my attire tonight?

- I like it. - Ah, thank you.

- I saw the denim jacket and was like,

nice, my kind of style.

I was like, oh, I don't know what to wear at first,

then I was like, well, if I go for a dress,

I can't really go wrong.

- I think you'd look stunning in absolutely anything,

Or nothing!

- Or nothing. - Clearly, yeah.

- Clearly. [laughing]

I should have come in a bin bag.

I would have been like, hello.

- I would have been, yes.

- I always go for, like, a bad boy

and he's quite polite and cute.

There's a spark.

I have a butt plug collection.

- I raised an eye brow, I must admit.

I didn't quite expect it, but,

I don't know, it's quite intriguing.

Oh, there's a collection, is there?

- Yeah, there's multiple ones.

- Tell me more what, what...

- They come in packs of three and they go from,

like, this, to this, to this.

- Okay.

Is it different girths or is it lengths or...

- Both!

And mine have got little shiny crystals at the end.

So they look pretty.

- Oh, really? - Yeah!

- Best date I've ever been on.

Well, I would be gutted if I didn't kiss you.

- Probably a good idea.

- She's stunning, she's intelligent, she's funny,

what more could a man want?

- He's actually really sweet,

and I'm really happy, actually,

and I really think he's kind of cute.

That was quite nice.

- Yeah.

Well, hello.

- Hello.

- Good to see you again. - And you.

- Come here.

- [Female] How did the date go?

- I think the date went well.

It was fun, we chatted.

We had a laugh, didn't we?

- Mmm, it was good.

- We had a little kiss, didn't we?

- That was nice.

- It was nice?

It was a nice kiss, apparently, yeah.

- [Female] What's happened since the date?

Have you kept in touch?

- You never answer your texts, ever.

You're like a mystery man,

I thought you'd died for like one week.

- Oh, I think we're a match made in heaven, then,

cos you don't seem to ever answer your texts either.

- Cos I am busy!

- And I'm just twiddling my thumbs

on my sofa at home, aren't I?

[laughing]

- [Female] Will there be a date number two?

- I hope so.

Will there?

- If you answer your phone, then, yes.

- We could go from here and have a second date, couldn't we?

[laughing]

- Yes, I guess.

- Yes!

- Sweet.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

the dating show for singletons

who are sick and tired of fannying about.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked person.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's picking this time?

- I'm Kurt, I'm 28, I'm studying to be a vet.

I absolutely adore animals.

They are the most fun thing that you can ever work with.

Ooh.

I think I've always felt a bit of a kinship with animals.

I love them, they love me,

and there's a kind of understanding there.

Typical sheep, both of you.

Any time I fancy someone, I put too much pressure on myself

and then I have absolutely no idea

what to say, and I just sneak out.

It's not really conducive to pulling.

I love mathematics.

I love chess, and my dream woman would be

someone who's just as into them as me.

- Checkmate.

- Naked Attraction, I need your help because I find it

easier to talk to animals than I do women.

- So, Kurt, welcome to the show.

How are you feeling?

- Bit nervous, obviously.

New experience.

- You are a handsome vet in training.

Why are you single?

- [Kurt] Studying takes up a lot of my time.

- What about girls on your course?

You must be sort of training with women?

- When I start conversations with them,

I just kind of lose confidence,

I kind of trip over my own words.

- So, you're sort of communicating better with animals--

- Yeah, yeah - Than with the girls?

- Yeah, oh, definitely, definitely.

I would really like a confident girl.

Obviously, to come on a show like

this, she must be quite confident.

- Takes nuts.

Hopefully, we can find your lady this evening.

- Indeed.

- Here we go.

In front of you, you can see six colored pods.

Inside each of them, we have put

a gorgeous totally naked lady.

Each of them has an attribute that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit.

All you've got to do is whittle them

down from six to one just using naked attraction alone.

Can we reveal the bottom half of the bodies, please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Ooh.

Wow.

That's something you don't see every day.

- [Anna] Which vagina is drawing your eye?

- Pink.

She's got really nice legs.

She's got really nice neat vagina.

I don't mind a bit of labia.

Pubic hair I like, as long as it's kind of maintained

and not kind of Amazon rainforest territory.

- You know, you do deal with a lot of animals every day,

so there's a lot of hair and fur going on?

- Yeah, could remind me, yeah.

- It could remind you that's traumatizing.

So, no hairy beasts.

- [Kurt] I do like giving oral sex.

I've had good feedback.

- [Anna] Do you get them to fill out a form at the end?

- Yeah, out of ten kind of thing,

Yellow.

Got a few piercings.

- This particular one is known as a Christina.

- A Christina? - Yeah.

Piercing has been performed for over 2,000 years,

so the Christina, popping up in the '90s,

is one of the newer ones to make its mark.

Named after the first person to have one,

it can be found on the mons pubis,

where the outer labia meet,

but don't get too excited, as this piercing's purpose

is not for sexual stimulation, more decoration,

and reportedly takes six to nine months to heal.

Ooh!

- Blue.

I like the talon-like nails, yeah.

- Do you?

There's a bit of an animal theme going on here.

- Yeah, the scratching, biting,

you know, a little bit of rough and tumble.

- Do you use, like, latex gloves like vets do?

- The shoulder one! [laughing]

Orange.

- [Anna] Is that a labia you can handle?

- Yeah, oh, definitely.

As long as I just don't need to go looking, then it's Okay.

Clitoris, vagina, anywhere I can get my tongue, really.

Let's go

red.

Is that an arrow shaved in there?

- Oh, yeah, it is.

I didn't even notice that.

Well spotted.

- [Kurt] But I suppose I wouldn't get lost there, would I?

- No, she's definitely pointing the way for you, Kurt.

- Green.

Very lovely vagina.

She's got the thigh gap going on.

- Right, which is your kind of thing?

- [Kurt] Yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

It looks like she has definitely shaved her legs today.

- Bald from the eyebrows down.

[laughing]

- So, this is the point where you are gonna

have to say goodbye to one of them.

- They're all so gorgeous.

Oh.

Orange.

She's absolutely beautiful.

It's just I feel like the others have got

more striking features, more character to them,

whereas she's gone a bit more natural.

- [Anna] This is Zoe.

She is a 28-year-old support worker from Wolverhampton.

And she's gorgeous as well, Kurt.

- You all right?

- [Anna] Hi.

- Hi.

Hiya.

It's okay.

It's okay.

- [Anna] You're too natural.

- I've got kiss this written on my bum.

- Oh!

- So sorry, it is not going to be a date.

- Thank you.

- Goodbye. - Bye bye.

- He didn't like me because I was

more natural than the others.

To me, natural's better.

- Shall we see the middle part of the bodies, please?

[funky upbeat music]

- Wow.

Some nice boobs.

- Which boobs are drawing your eye?

- Red.

In my past experiences, the kind of girls

I've gone for tend to have smaller boobs.

Symmetry is definitely important.

It's an animal instinct thing.

You will be more attracted to someone more symmetrical.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Let's go to pink.

- [Anna] Bigger boobs, Kurt.

- [Kurt] Yeah.

- What size would you say they are?

- Oh, I don't know.

About an E?

- Ooh, an E.

Bang on.

- My first real girlfriend was a double F.

- Welcome to my world.

Nothing wrong with a double F.

- Yellow.

She's got a lovely figure, bigger boobs.

- [Anna] Can you handle them?

- I can handle them.

More tattoos than I've generally been with before.

- [Anna] Okay.

- It's quite out there.

Shall we go for blue?

They're nice.

I do like the pierced nipples.

I like the angle of them.

Normally, you get straight nipple piercings, don't you?

- Oh, I see, so the angle!

I thought you meant the angle of the nipple.

So, the angle of the piercing. - No, no, the piercing.

- Yeah, I used to have quite a few in the past.

- Did you?

Whereabouts?

- Three in my nose, four in my eyebrows,

one in my lip, another one in this ear,

and I used to have my nipple done too.

- But nothing in your knob?

- No.

- So, if you were to look at each of these girls,

would you be able to put an animal to their body?

What would blue be?

- I think she'd be some form of tropical bird,

based on the colors of the fingernails.

- And the tan.

What about yellow?

- Definitely a extrovert, like a peacock.

- A peacock?

- Yeah.

- [Anna] Red?

- I kind of want to say monkey, because of the cheekiness.

- Okay.

Green?

- She's quite petite.

A dormouse, yeah.

- Yeah.

And pink, what would she be?

Enhanced.

- [Kurt] Mm.

- Maybe a camel?

Couple of big humps?

- A camel!

Well, yeah, yeah, I suppose.

- Okay, so, Kurt, you're gonna have to lose one of them.

- It does get more difficult.

It's so hard.

Yellow.

It's a bit intimidating, the actual flamboyance

and the amount of tattoos there.

- So, Kurt, you are saying goodbye to Cat,

and she is a 34-year-old bar supervisor from Weymouth.

Tell us a little bit more about your Christina.

- Me and my friend just thought one day,

we're gonna get it done.

- Just thought I'm going to get my fanny done?

- [Cat] Yeah.

- It is not gonna be a date with Kurt.

But thank you, my love.

- Thank you.

Bye.

I've had four children, so to be told that I've got

a good figure and everything is amazing.

- [Anna] Coming up,

Kurt bares all before choosing who to date.

- Vet school's easier than this.

- [Anna] Earlier, 28-year-old veterinary student Kurt

whittled six potential dates down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one woman to go on that date.

So who will he lose next?

- Oh, this is so difficult.

- So, Kurt, just remind us again,

you know, why are you here?

- Because I'm a vet in training,

getting on the dating scene is quite difficult.

Just the animals, not the girls.

- Okay, well let's just see if we can

help you with that this evening.

In this round, you're gonna get to see the girls' faces.

But don't forget, this is when they get to see you as well.

And I mean, I know you're quite a shy boy. Yeah.

Are you feeling the pressure a little bit?

- Yeah.

The eyes are gonna be on me.

- They are.

Are you ready?

Let's see the girls' faces, please.

[funky upbeat music]

- Hello!

Red.

She's got a really pretty face.

I like her lips as well.

The Cupid's bow.

- Oh, Okay.

So, you like that little sort of bit in the middle,

the Cupid's bow?

So, she's definitely got a more pronounced one.

- Yeah, a very cheeky, cheeky wink there, hey?

Green.

Yeah.

Oh, she's got a beautiful face,

she's got really sparkling eyes.

- You've gone a bit shy, Kurt.

- Don't bring attention to it.

- [Anna] Sorry!

- She's got a nice little petite nose.

- What's yours like?

Turn to the side.

Oh, so yours is actually quite a good hooter

it's not too big.

- I've always had a thing with a girl with a little upturn.

- Oh, the little bit...

- Like the pixie-ish kind of features.

- I know what you mean.

So, let's, like Pinocchio.

So, let's just have a look.

Turn to the side.

- That's a good nose, isn't it?

- [Anna] Yeah, good nose.

Studies have shown that the mathematically perfect nose

has a straight edge and a 106-degree nasal tip rotation.

According to cosmetic surgeons, popular nose requests

include Scarlett Johansson and Rihanna,

but the crown for the most copied conk

belongs to the Duchess of Cambridge.

Our Kate knows best.

- Shall we go pink?

She's got a lovely smile.

- [Anna] Great smile.

- Got beautiful eyes.

Blue.

Really like her eyes.

She's got really nice sparkly eyes.

Yeah.

- And she's giving you quite a direct stare.

- I know, yeah, that's good eye contact, that, isn't it?

- [Anna] It is.

- Just all body language.

Yeah.

- So, Kurt, take a good look at these gorgeous girls,

because you've got to say goodbye to one of them.

- Oh, this is so difficult.

It's got to be pink.

I think maybe the enhanced breasts.

- Ah.

Well, you like a smaller boob, don't you?

- [Kurt] Yeah.

- Kurt, you're saying farewell to Kerry,

who is a 34-year-old full-time mum from Cardiff.

How are you?

- I'm fine.

Not all men like enhanced boobs.

- [Anna] But do you know what, at the end of the day,

it's all about what you want.

- [Kerry] Exactly.

It's not going to be a date.

Take those puppies with you. - Bye.

- He chose me to leave just due to my beast enlargements,

but he paid me a few compliments

regarding my very neat vagina,

so, he gave me some compliments.

- This is the round where you get

to hear what they sound like.

Voice important to you, Kurt?

- Well, very important.

- So, ladies, Kurt is a great fan

of all creatures great and small.

If you were an animal,

what would your mating call be and why?

- Start at the left, green.

- It's actually a whistle.

[whistles]

- You can really get some air through that gob.

- Quite a nice voice, yeah.

- Where are you from, green?

- Wirral, actually.

- The Wirral?

Oh, right, not far.

Let's go for red.

- Brr-animal!

I think I relate to a feline in bed.

I like a lot of scratching, biting, pouncing.

- Mm.

- Where are you from?

- Canada.

- So, she's a sort of Canadian pussy cat.

- [Kurt] Blue.

- Rrrrr!

- Oh, wow.

- Why?

- Because it's tiger-esque, it's powerful.

- So, you've got two cats competing here, haven't you?

Where are you from, blue?

- I'm from west London.

- Okay.

You've seen what the girls look like,

you've heard their mating call.

One of them has got to go, and don't forget,

whoever is remaining is gonna get to see you in the nude.

- I'm well aware.

- [Anna] Okay.

- Blue.

I think it's potentially the boobs again.

- Boobs just a bit too big?

- Yeah.

- This is the lovely Maxine, and she is

a 34-year-old beauty therapist from London.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- How are you?

Nice to meet you. - How are you?

- [Anna] Would you have gone for

a bit of an examination by a vet?

- If needs be.

- I'm really, really sorry,

but it isn't going to be a date, Maxine,

but thank you so much, my love.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

I feel really happy with my boobs.

I love my boobs.

They're my preference, and that's all that matters.

- You are left with these two beautiful girls.

Now, the next time they see you,

it's gonna be with your clothes off.

- Yeah.

- Off you go, lad.

Based on naked attraction,

28 year old veterinary student Kurt

has whittled six women down to two.

27 year old healthcare assistant Danielle

and 20-year-old mathematics student Mia,

but only one can go on a date to find out

if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

So, girls, Danielle and Mia, just size up the competition.

- My favorite thing has gotta be the arrow.

I think that's amazing.

- Oh, yeah, on the pubes.

- Great, really quirky.

- Her figure, she's so slim.

I love it.

I love the bellybutton piercing too.

It's really cute.

- Now, the last time that you saw Kurt

he had his clothes on.

Are you ready to see him completely naked?

- I'm so excited. - Oh, yeah.

- Come on out, Kurt.

[upbeat music]

How are you?

- I'm all right.

Naked.

- [Anna] Yeah, you are naked.

- [Kurt] Yeah, I am naked, yeah.

- I can confirm you're naked.

So, let me introduce you to Danielle and Mia.

Girls, what are you making of Kurt's body?

- It looks great.

I love the tattoos.

- Oh, wow!

So, you've got a massive octopus?

- [Kurt] Well, it had to be animal related.

- [Anna] Yes, of course.

So, Mia, what do you feel about the ninth tentacle?

- Penis size, yeah, everything looks great.

- [Anna] You can manage?

- Oh, yeah, of course.

- Nice muscly legs, cheeky bit of bum there as well.

I like that, and perfect penis, yeah.

Now, this time you're gonna have to pick

the girl you want to go on a date with.

So, you have Danielle and Mia.

- Vet school is easier than this.

I'm so attracted to both of you.

Mia.

- Mia!

Oh, Danielle.

What swung it in the end for you, Kurt?

- Yeah, it comes down to a really nice smile.

- Give her a hug.

Come on. - Yeah, naked hug.

- Nice to meet you.

Have a lovely date. - Cheers.

- Danielle, thank you, my love.

- You're welcome.

- See you later. - See you.

- I'm gutted to have missed out.

When I saw him for the first time fully clothed,

I thought, yeah, good-looking guy,

and then when I saw him naked,

wow, what a beautiful penis.

- Mia and Kurt, you do look great together.

Next time you two see each other,

it's with your clothes back on to see whether

there is the chemistry there.

See you later.

Good luck.

I'm so happy and so excited that he picked me.

I fancy him a lot.

Ahead of the date I'm feeling excited,

nervous, bit apprehensive.

Let's see what happens.

- How are you?

- I'm all right, how are you?

- I'm good.

So, what did you think of me when I walked in

and had all my clothes on?

- There's no arrow.

There's no...

I don't know where I'm going.

[laughing]

I think it's going really well.

She's a very pretty girl.

I'm definitely really attracted to her.

How come you've come over here?

- I'm just doing a year abroad.

Edinburgh had a good math program,

and so I was like okay.

- Yeah.

Maths is cool, man.

- I want to be with someone who takes

interest in my interests.

He's really funny, really sweet.

I really like him so far.

I'm very open-minded, in and out of the bedroom, you know.

Nothing's really off the table for me.

- You only get one life, don't you?

- Exactly, right.

Might as well live it to the fullest.

- I had to do that.

- Well, I'm glad you did.

- I'm speechless again now, you see?

This is what happens.

- Yeah.

Yeah, me too.

You should take your shot.

- What?

Oh, right, yeah.

She's funny.

She's really attractive.

You have very nice lips.

- Thank you.

You're a good kisser.

- So, we've discussed overnight plans

and we're both going home and going to bed

at a reasonable hour.

[laughing]

- Definitely hoping to spend the night together.

- [Female] Since the date, have you been in contact?

- We actually arrived here together today.

- Kurt checks all my boxes, honestly.

Like, he's everything that I look for in a guy,

and, yeah, we just got along great.

It's just been so nice, so wonderful, and...

- [Female] Will you be seeing each other again?

- I would love to stay in the UK if I could.

I'm gonna be traveling for the next month

and then it's back to Canada to finish my degree.

- I'm gutted because obviously we've got

quite a good connection and quite a good relationship.

- Yeah.

- There's some distance in there

but that could be worked at.

- I think we really like each other

and maybe we'll cross paths again.

- Yeah.

I think so.

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